#kinky stuff

[eddywoww]

I’m such a sucker for ill timed kink discovery

I’m talking about Steve Has A Hair Pulling kink but doesn’t really know it. He’s always really liked when people play with his hair but

He gets close to Eddie. Because Eddie gets close to Robin and they have a bond that doesn’t make sense to Steve and he’s a little jealous over it but whatever, fine. It takes a few months for Steve to really warm up to Eddie.

And then it’s over.

They start cuddling. Only, it’s not cuddling? It isn’t. Steve just gets high with Robin and Nancy and Jonathan and Eddie and everyone is so nice and so chill and things aren’t weird like they used to be. So Steve relaxes, splays his feet out in Robin’s lap as he lays his head in Eddie’s lap. It’s a first and Eddie definitely freezes for a good few seconds when Steve does it but he lets it happen

He doesn’t touch Steve the first time.

He touches him the second time. When they’re all hanging out and the lights are low and Steve does it again and Robin only halfway gives him a weird look. It doesn’t stop Steve form blinking tired eyes up at Eddie, watching the way he gulps and hovers a hand over Steve’s face.

“I like when people pet my hair,” He says unhelpfully, so high he can barely concentrate. Eddie makes a soft noise and blinks down at him. “You should- you should do that.”

Eddie doesn’t hesitate for long, his fingers carding through. Touching the scalp, nails catching.

It’s the first time Steve has ever broken out into goosebumps over something so simple.

And then it becomes a habit. Steve falls asleep in Eddie’s lap and it becomes a habit because Eddie can’t seem to stop and Steve can’t seem to stop him. So he sits in front of Eddie whenever he can. Lays all over him, high or not.

One day, it all goes to shit. He’s high again, head placed in Eddie’s lap. Ignoring whatever movie they’re watching in the dark. Eyes closed and mind drifting as Eddie pets him. Steve isn’t sure how his hands never get tired but he isn’t complaining.

Robin screams at an ill timed jump scare and of course, of course. The universe loves to mock Steve. Eddie’s hand clenched reflexively and he pulls, PULLS at Steve’s hair. Sudden and hard. Just yanks from the root and-

Steve feels it like a shock collar. Like a bolt of lightning. Right into his scalp, a shiver that works its way down his body. He’s half hard before he can really do anything about it. And of course he had to panic. What else can he do but bolt upright and off the couch? Stumbling toward the nearest bathroom before anyone can think much of it? Mumbles off an excuse about being dizzy.

Eddie is at the door once Steve gets out. Once he splashes his face with cold water and tries to wills away his sudden boner and WHY the FUCK he would get one in the first place. Past the whole “maybe I like guys” thing that he’s been ruminating on since freshmen year.

Eddie is so sweet to him, worried that Steve really got too high. He’s even ready with a bottle of water. It’s painful and it makes Steve feel even worse.

It isn’t supposed to happen again but it does. Yes, it does. The next time Steve gets high, he tries not to sit next to Eddie. They’re at the trailer this time. But Steve is Steve and high Steve loves attention. So he ends up laying all over Eddie again, eyes drifting shut.

It’s Eddie’s fault this time.

His fingers drift far into chestnut locks. Sinking deep, deeper than usual. Just to clench up and pull. It’s light, almost unnoticeable. But it’s enough for Steve’s eyes to pop open again. To look up at Eddie in wonder, mouth open on a silent noise. And Eddie is looking back, watching Steve with a deer in headlights expression. He goes “Huh.” Like he just figured something out, like he just solved a problem.

Steve should have seen it as a warning.

He also should have stopped using Eddie as a jungle gym.

The third time is even worse. Because they both know now, don’t they? But neither of them will talk about it. No, that would be too much.

Eddie pats his lap like an invitation and no one even thinks it’s weird. Steve doesn’t care if they do. He looks forward to these weekly movie nights more than ever now.

Robin isn’t on their couch tonight. She hasn’t given any inkling that she knows what’s going on but she probably suspects Steve has a crush. She won’t mention it, not yet. He loves that about her.

And Eddie. Eddie doesn’t even watch the movie, he watches Steve. As he plays with his hair, lips quirking when he finally wraps a strand around one finger and tugs at it and Steve’s back arches the tiniest bit and his blood drains south and he’s got his nails in the soft fabric of Jonathan’s couch.

“There you go,” Eddie whispers, just the tail end of some sort of praise and- and Steve can’t really take that, can he? He bites his bottom lip to try and hide the whine that wants to escape. Rubs his face against Eddie’s thigh. Feels the hard outline of his cock, so close to Steve’s face. Fuck. “I knew it.”

He knew it, he knew it. Fuck.

Nothing happens. Steve goes home with wide eyes and flushed cheeks and a stupid amount of horniness. Eddie smiles like it’s the funniest thing in the world.

The final time is the straw that breaks the camels back.

Steve sits at Eddie’s feet on the floor of his trailer. The rest of them are smoking but Steve isn’t this time. Doesn’t want to, doesn’t need it. Not when Eddie already has a hand in his hair and Steve feels boneless and wow, this is just normal now, isn’t it?

There’s little to no pretense once the lights go down. And the night is terrible and great in equal measure. Steve is so hard it hurts, head leaned back and eyes closed. Waiting for Eddie to give in and pull his hair again. He won’t do it. He won’t just-

Not until everyone leaves. Not until Robin rolls her eyes and huffs something like ‘finally’ on her way out.

Eddie pulls Steve into his lap and their lips meet and- and he grabs two fistfuls of hair and pulls hard. Hard enough for Steve to let out a groan that is embarrassingly loud. Loud enough that he hopes everyone is really gone.

Steve discovers a stupid little kink and Eddie gets a preppy little boyfriend.

[nightwolferebornii]

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[demetriabooks]

Okay I need to ask all of you vampire obsessed people:

When did you realise you have a kink related to vampires (biting, neck kissing etc…)

Like, don’t tell me it’s just me who’s always been obsessed with vampires and through the years went from

‘oooh that’s hot😳’ to ‘ooooh that’s hot😏😏

[lugarn]

Playboyy Anniversary Week 1+2 | Favorite Character + Favorite Sexual Fantasy

Sorry for being so late to the party, y'all! As penance I'm probably gonna write way too much about who and what I like and also share screenshots.

The short answer is Porsche! I love him and his cunty little outfits.

The long answer is that from the moment I saw him dominating and humiliating the fuck out of Jump I knew this tiny dom who wants to be railed would be one of my favorites. 

I didn't know that Porsche was my absolute favorite until the sugar baby reveal, which was when the depths of my obsession began.

Despite not yet being exposed to the agonies, I was into him and Jump from the start.

I'm really not sure where to begin with my feelings about Porsche. He gives me the agonies (positive) if I rotate him in my mind even the tiniest bit. It's always so rewarding to think about him.

I remember thinking that if Zouey's friends know his sexual hang-ups (and they do, we have proof they do) then Porsche knows exactly how unlikely Zouey is to fully take advantage of whoever he hires. 

He did choose someone who aligns with Zouey's physical type, so good job Porsche. If I think too hard about how Zouey and Porsche having the same physical type also translates to them both having been into Jason's body, it makes me really sad, but it's another moment when you can see that Playboyy had spent so much time not only thinking about what the characters are into sexually, but in the ways that comes out when they actually fuck. 

Porsche's place, where they host Zouey's birthday party, has this fucking fascinating wall in it that's a real clue into Porsche and how he sees the non-Jason dudes he fucks:

and then we see the wall again when he's propositioning Jump:

And honestly it's just such great environmental/visual storytelling about where Porsche is coming from.

Before all the shit with Jason happened, did Zouey and Porsche bond about being into buff guys? (Note that there's nobody on that wall with a body like Porsche's.) It seems like Zouey, Nant, and Porsche were very close first semester but weren't as close by the time the show starts. We all know Jason is the reason for that, but I wanna know what things looked like before the stuff with Jason happened. 

The most devastating Porsche moment in the show, for my money, is the expression on Porsche's face when Zouey says "You don't know what it's like" (or something on those lines), meaning that Porsche hasn't been assaulted by someone so he doesn't know what it's like. 

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Do you see this? The agonies, y'all. Porsche gives me the agonies and it's great. 

There's another thing that I think about a lot with Porsche, and it's the text messages.

We know from them that Jason required Porsche to text him pictures every morning of his dick, and presumably have some sort of call too since Jason called and Porsche missed it and got in trouble. 

That's so much daily trauma from just having to exist! No wonder he ends up acting out.

The fact that Porsche's sadism shows his abuse is so interesting to me, too.

He's clearly sadistic, but he realizes after the stuff with Tutor (and when faced with the reality of Jason coming home) that he treated Jump badly. And then these two idiots (affectionate) go and role play meeting for the first time again?? My heart.

I think in the end Porsche is my favorite because you can always see him struggling with something, and a lot of what he struggles with (like Zouey) is balancing his own desires with his trauma. The only difference is that for Porsche, the trauma is ongoing. Even after the little happy scene with Jump, Porsche returns to Jason and the daily trauma of his life. 

As for sexual fantasies, Jump and Porsche exhibit a lot of my favorites: 

blue collar/uniform fantasies 

choking

face-slapping

hair-pulling

domination

humiliation

public sex 

begging

fucked up master/slave 

jealousy

even more humiliation

and pet play with a side of humiliation!

And all of this is why I love them the most.

Thank you if you've made it this far; I'm not sure what else to say! If you are reading this and you think "wow I'm into those kinks" and you haven't seen Playboyy? I suggest you give Playboyy a try. The best way to watch (IMHO) is going in blind, but I've made a couple resources (a non-spoilery character cheat sheet and some very spoilery warnings) that hopefully will make watching easier.

[nightwolferebornii]

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[alittebitweird]

I love the taste of blood 😻

[yourlocalbabydoll]

anyways I'm going to sleep bye horny people in my phone ily!

[feralinmyheadcalminmybed]

I used to think prey/hunter kink was something that was a bit too much for me until I saw men with thin legs and thin ankles walk in front of me and my first thought was

"I want to break these legs and see him whimper"

[j1mins-j4ms]

tw: yapping, naughty stuff, yandere behavior, my brain acts kinky when I think about him, ig 18+?

Why the fuck am I so obsessed with my own best friend?

his face, his eyes, his name, EVERYTHING about him is majestic. It's like I'm being addicted to a drug. how am I supposed to stop my obsession for him? It's going to the point where I'm even doing these summoning rituals just so that when I confess he's gonna accept. Someone please please please give me advice on how to approach him, fuck, he even has a whole ass GIRLFRIEND, someone please give me some advice on how to control my obsession with this guy. I bet even my mom knows that I'm down bad and delusional. I want him to do unholy things to me, tie me up, ride me, even stab me to death. I probably will get rejected for being a creep, but, oh why oh why is my best friend so fucking hot?

[yourlocalbabydoll]

wtf do you mean "have my babies"? I cant even keep a fucking plant alive

[princesspsalot]

I see y’all spam liking my posts 👀

Yall rlly did miss me huh 🙈

[vialofpink]

Employees here need to go through special training, to be able to handle our clients' special needs.

(uncensored)

[hekateinhell]

I see y'all voting for lactation on the kink meme poll lmao tell me your thoughts if you want I'm nosey 👀