#king size candy bars

[sarah-kings]

Giant: hey, has anyone seen the fun sized Halloween cand-

My tiny milky way deprived ass:

[limesade]

i was sad kenny didn't get to properly go trick or treating with everyone in 1x7

[eldritch-bf]

Dan & Herbert’s reanimated daughter: Can I have candy?

Dan: What did Herbert say?

Daughter: No.

Dan: Then why are you asking me?

Daughter: Because he’s not the boss of you.

Dan (internally): This is a trap this is a trap this is a trap—

[girlcockholmes]

love my ancient ass prof he said he was bringing in a prize for whoever did best on our exam and we were like oh whats better than cracker jacks (the last prize) and someone was like oh i bet its butterscotch and i said yeah we’re definitely getting werthers originals and well guess what im eating rn.

[hotvintagepoll]

Some Bob Hope propaganda; I grew up where he lived, and his house always gave out the best things for Halloween. One year, they gave out giftcards!

oh my god this is actually so sweet 😭

Bob Hope vs Gregory Peck

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

Just wanna see the fandom consensus

[imtrashraccoon]

Gimme that candy bro 😔

I even got a costume

You received...a treat!

Next

[shinygemstone]

Quick PSA for all who care

I am participating in askbox trick-or-treating

Send me an ask on Halloween (or leading up to it, if you're feeling proactive) and I will respond with a lil doodle (on Halloween obviously)

[crescentfool]

trick or treat

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! thank you for participating in trick-or-treat inbox... i decided to give him every candy ever. when he comes back home and it's the dark hour, pharos asks whats in his halloween pail. minato does not share it with him.

[repressedgaymer]

trick or treat :3?

heres a lil tweat for uuuuuuu <3

[the-foley-knoll-horror]

Oh my god halloween happens on a day I have off this year oh my goooooooooood

[machveil]

you wanted thiz

hello pookicho🤚🏼

[ask-kei-machi]

Trick or treat!

She throws spider-shaped confetti at you

What-

Cue spider-shaped confetti landing on Kei's hair, before they shake it off like a dog.

Happy Halloween to you too, I suppose...?

He ponders for a few moments before pulling a bag of Halloween candy from his [costume] plague doctor coat, then hands it to Alli.

[gallifreyanwriter]

Trick-a treat?

i forget what post this was replying to i was supposed to give you something so here have a fic draft screenshot

[physically-vampiric-medic]

[knock knock]

HELLO !! TRICK OR TREAT !!

[Its otto and arthur!]

-@physically-robotic-medic & @emotionally-anxious-spybot

Ah! Happy Halloween! And what delightful costumes you've come up with!

I hope these suffice as a treat.

[ He handed the pair a couple of 100 dollar bills. Yippee for a high-paying mercenary job. ]

Stay safe tonight!

[gecko-in-a-can]

Trick or treat!

YIPPEE FIRST TRICK OR TREATER!!!

for you: a TREAT!

A KING SIZE CANDY BAR!!!