#king on a mountain somewhere declare I get tomato on my bmt? it can't have come to this. it can't have come to this

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I actually feel like I'm going crazy. Did you guys know that they have RUINED Subway? I entered this Amtrak station excited to enjoy a Subway sandwich in its natural environment, a train station with no other options. Only to learn that Subway is TRYING TO PHASE OUT BUILD YOUR OWN SANDWICHES? You can no longer get a BMT, absolutely the most iconic Subway sandwich, unless you submit to having the fucking preset off the menu on the back wall? I'm supposed to go into a Subway and surrender creative control to some fucking corporate consultant who is, at best, aggregating data on customer choice or, at worst, just making shit up? I understand that Subway is kind of a joke fast food chain and doesn't have the semi-ironic fandom buy-in of like, McDonalds or Taco Bell, but I do actually need people to care about this one. As a matter of principle. I should be seeing widespread consumer backlash.