#kindest

[tlissablr]

Is this how u feel 😼😼

ALR GUYS SHES GLAZING HERSELF 😾

[20-june]

Of all the ways to lose a person, Death is the kindest.

[justanotherstonergirlfriend]

Caroline Kepnes, Hidden Bodies

[iknowthegammer]

Hellia has a kind message for you!

[lesbianpepsi]

Gurl, I was cracking with laughter! I could imagine Chad's innocent, confused face as he tried to get a grasp of what just happened.

Also, Mindy was right, her gay eyes did NOT deserve that!

And yes, yesterday evening I might have not done anything else than to read your fics... might do it again today... who knows...

chad would deffo be the type when they got shocked or disgusted just to stay in silence and confused

oml take a break from my ass writing and have a drink mate, but i am really grateful you enjoy my work so much and read it for that long :))

[stillgotscars]

this part of stevie nicks’ interview with rolling stone is taking me out

[sharkbeneaththelotus]

There's a reason for this Saddest Fate of Pharmacists:

Bitter taste buds evolved to detect Things That Do Stuff To Bodies.

So that we didn't die from eating too much tannins in mature leaves, or too much atropine in a nightshade berry. Poisons are bitter because our ancestors who had a detector for these poisons didnt Die of Eatting Pretty Berries.

Fast forward into the technological age and we discover hey! Atropine can accelerate a very slow heart rate! And a bunch of people survive digitalis poisoning by taking atropine(belladona extract). The tldr being; any medicine that can effect your bodies mechanisms can effect that mechanism to death, but doctors and pharmacists are very smart and knowledgeable the Correct Amount To Not Die! Love that for us.

But our bodies don't change their opinions on bitter chemicals just because we need medicine, so. We get this whole thing.

(another important thing to remember is that lots of pills look exactly like smarties. They are doped with Extremely Bitter Flavours to make sure little Timmy doesn't eat sixteen paracetamol and need his stomach pumped. U_U)

[linkcharacter]

mouthwashing epic rap battle

[kokodrawings]

Role reversal AU: Sakura as Orochimaru's student 🐍

(and Sasuke as Tsunade's successor)

[justanotherstonergirlfriend]

Caroline Kepnes, Hidden Bodies

[starry-bi-sky]

I am loudly pushing the batdad agenda i am loudly pushing the— DPxDC Prompt

“Woah. You look like shit."

Granted, that’s probably not the first thing Danny should be saying to the guy that just bit the curb, but in his defense; he’s not running on 100% right now either.

The man -- tall, towering, and broader than Danny is tall -- whips around on his heel, black frayed cape flaring out impressively. Danny would've whistled in appreciation, but he takes the time instead to wipe the back of his hand across his mouth, smearing the blood running from his nose across his cheek.

"Sorry." He blinks widely, not even flinching as the man with the horns zeroes in on him. "That was rude of me. I have a really bad brain-to-mouth filter; Sam says its what always gets me into trouble."

And she's not wrong either, per say. His smart mouth is what landed him in this situation -- with blood blossom extract running through his veins and cannibalizing the ectoplasm in his bloodstream. Thanks Vlad.

The man grunts at him; a short, curt "hm" that shouldn't make Danny smile, but he does because he's somewhat delirious and probably concussed. The man keeps some kind of distance, sinking towards the shadows of Gotham's alleyway like he dares to melt right into it.

If it's supposed to scare Danny, it doesn't work. Danny's never been afraid of the dark; he's always been able to hide himself in it. He blinks slowly at the mass of shadows.

"You look hurt." The shadows says, blurring together around the edges. Danny squints, and licks his lips to get the blood dripping down his chin off. Ugh, he hates the taste of blood.

"I am." He says, "My godfather poisoned me. M'dying." The agony of the blood blossom eating him from the inside out looped back around to numbing a while ago, so all he feels is half-awake and dazed.

"Hey," Danny stumbles forward towards the man, a bloodied hand reaching out to him. "You-- you're a hero, right? You're not attacking me; which is more than I can say for most costumed people I've met." Maybe it's a poor bar to judge someone at, but he's already established that Danny's not in his right mind.

The man makes no change in expression, but Danny realizes blearily that it's hard to tell with the shadows on his face. He stays still long enough for Danny to latch onto the cape -- stretchy, but almost soft under his fingers.

He looks up blearily into the whites of the man's eyes. "Can you help me? I don't-- I don't wanna die." Again. He doesn't wanna die again. He blinks slow and lizard-like. "I mean- I'll probably get to see mom and dad again, but I told them I'd at least try and make it to adulthood."

There's a clatter down the street, and Danny's ghost sense chills up his spine and leaves a bitter, ashy taste in his mouth. He immediately knows who it belongs to even before the deceptively gentle; "Daniel?" echoes down the way.

"Daniel? Quit your games, badger, Gotham is dangerous for children."

Danny's mouth pulls back, and blood spills against his tongue. "Please." He rasps, and grabs onto the shadow's cape with both hands. "Please. He's going to kill me. Please--"

"Daniel? Is that you?"

His lips part, dragging in air to plead with the darkness again. He doesn't need to, the whites of his eyes narrow, and the cape whirls around him before Danny can blink. Soon swaddled in shadows, the Night lifts him up, and steals him away.

[phanfuckingtasmal]

holy fuck okay. holy shit. severance said what if the tragedy was kindness. because innie mark did the kindest thing he could. he went back for her. he got gemma out safely. he ushered her out the door he looked at her through the glass he saw that she was alive and free. but walking out the door is killing yourself and killing the woman you love. so you turn around and you take her hand and you run and you don't kiss her in front of your outie's wife but she's safe! you did what your outie fucking asked even after he treated you like shit! and you just want ten more minutes for yourself because you're a person too. what if orpheus forgot who eurydice was and still saved her but then he stayed behind. what if orpheus saved eurydice and then when they stepped out of the underworld they swapped roles. what if eurydice was the hero all along and what if she had to watch orpheus go back into hell. i'm going to be sick

[karta-ri]

more twitter doodles of the study buddies

[starburstminibot]

What’s megatron’s reaction to bee’s sparkling?? And that breakdown’s the father..? I’m curious.

It's not everyday Megatron meets a bot who's not already aware of every wrong he's ever committed. It's not everyday he meets a bot who isn't terrified of him at first, but instead looks at him with awe and wonder.

You can't just reform your entire life/ideals and not go a little soft...

Though, it's important to note that Megatron still has a lot of relationships to repair. Not just with the autobots...

Megatron isn't the only one trying to turn over a new leaf. However, having some recent experience in trying to become a better person, he assumes he can maybe share some advice. Perhaps it was a moment of hopefulness, that he too could be looked at so fondly as Optimus; that he could be looked upon as a guidance figure.

[partfae]

there’s something so special to me about the casual intimacy (both physical and emotional) of the stark family. robb carrying bran to his horse. bran holding robb’s hand to comfort him. jon ruffling arya’s hair and pushing her around and her laughing and pushing him right back. ned hugging sansa and arya in front of the entire king’s court. they’re always thinking about each other and missing each other. the kids cry and fight and play and are kids, and ned and catelyn are kind to one another, and it’s beautiful. it’s so warm, so human, in contrast with the coldness of other familial relationships in the book.

[blakellyl]

anyways

here's Bob turning away and closing his eyes before shooting + immediately apologizing to someone who came at HIM with a gun and wants to forcibly take him away. Bob apologizing for one accidental bullet while those same soldiers will fire dozens of bullets at him about 10 minutes later without a second thought or any hesitation