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[lunehowls]

elias bouchard bcs sure why not

[j0nathand0e]

//You know what? Screw it. I'm inspired.

// This isn't canon to my Rotomblr blog, but I couldn't get this idea out of my head. In this story, Johnny is 25.

I pull up to the Effrayinte graveyard, whistling as I skip down the worn path.

$80 an hour to clean a graveyard at night? I would have done this for free! I would have PAID $80 an hour! And they’re just letting me run free in here?

Whatever. Money's money. I pick up my brush and bucket to start on the grave closest to me.

"Jonathan Raught Sr., 1978-2013”

Good ol’ Dad. I was surprised but also not surprised to find out he was smeared all over the pavement by a car crash a month before I was born.

Speak of the Devil, I can see his ghost peek out from behind his tombstone. He looks better than he did when he died; little to no scars on him.

“Dad, been a while!”

He smiles, “Johnny Junior! I knew I could recognize my boy's face! What’s the bucket for? Never seen you bring that around.”

I hold up the bucket. “This ol’ thing? Get this, as the only person who goes here willingly, they’re paying me 80 an hour to clean this place!”

Dad's eyebrows raise, "That much? Are they desperate or something?"

I shrug, starting to scrub Dad's grave, "Maybe. I'm not turning down that much money. Plus, I'm not doing this alone. I have you and the other folks here!"

Dad seems happy, "Man, I wonder if your great-great-great-great grandpa Rygor saw this coming when the Raught curse started existing."

Eventually, I'm done with Dad's grave.

"I gotta go clean everyone else's graves. Seeya Dad!"

"Bye Junior! Say hi to your great-uncle Pyotr for me!"

You've been hired to clean a graveyard every night for 80 bucks an hour. Its haunted. And by god you are going to make that 80 bucks an hour

[whathorselegs]

Dazai: Hey, Atsushi, can I ask you a question?

Atsushi: Of course.

Dazai: How come you keep siding with Kunikida recently?

Atsushi: ... How honest an answer do you want?

Dazai: Complete honesty, I can take it!

Atsushi: You have to promise not to be mad.

Dazai: Promise!

Atsushi: Dazai, as a friend and the man who saved my life, I will always be grateful to you and respect you.

Dazai: ...

Atsushi: You're a genius and I can only ever hope to be half as smart as you are when it comes to problem solving and thinking ahead.

Dazai: ... but?

Atsushi: ... But, as a work colleague you're literally the worst and undefendable, my sympathies will always be with Kunikida.

Dazai: Mine has been a life of shame.

[acehalah]

goodtimes with scar on the life series!! ✨✨

[meringuehearts]

NOOO JAVERT DONT JUMP JAVERT!!! actually, you can. i don't rly care

[norvicensiandoran]

As a cis woman who can grow a beard, pass the teriyaki sauce, tbh.

The people who police your gender will police your gender even if you're cis.

Eat them.

[kr-uwu-ssy]

Recently watched Sonic Prime with my girlfriend and this was born from it

[the-east-art]

Yeehawgust illustration that never quite came together. Ghost Riders in the Sky.

[welcomingdisaster]

I asked Fingon the Valiant what it's like to cut off an elf's hand, and he said it's fine, it's really not that bad, except that the first time you strike you miss, and it's loud against the stone, a horrible grinding noise, and he flinches and looks at you with hurt confused eyes and so you hit again, and feel the bone break, but it's not enough, because there's lots of things inside of an elf's hand, red tendrils and soft tissue and when the bones break they don't go apart neatly but sorta splinter along the stretch, like a living tree, and in the end it's kinda brute force, kinda like a crushing, not like cutting at all, and your hunting knife is broken and dulled and there's a little bit of connective tissue you end up biting with your teeth, and you still don't know why you did that, except that you couldn't keep pounding at it, couldn't keep trying to crush it. And then his blood is on your tongue and you wonder how long he's going to stay alive for.

But other than that it's fine, he said. You do what you've got to do.

[moonlight-worshipper]

The Office and Dragon Age Veilguard

Michael as Rook would be hilarious imo

[sunshine-zenith]

(I know this is like three years too late but I only JUST discovered Arcane, bare with me)

Listen, I love Jayce, especially in season one, his introduction episode tugged on the heartstrings for real and I couldn’t help but want him to succeed nearly every second he was on screen in S1Act1, but like. Bruh. Forget becoming Magic Metal Jesus in season two, with how often Jayce was talked about like an underdog from humble beginnings, Viktor must’ve been born with the patience and tolerance of a saint to listen to it

[claypigeonpottery]

made a little… thing?

it kind of has this expression

and my spouse has been carving lots of magnets for me! we both come up with such different designs, I love it

[incorrect-upon-a-witchlight]

Frost teaching Torbek to drive and taking Gricko along for the ride

Frost: That's a pothole. To the left!

Torbek: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*

Gricko, sticking his face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.

Torbek: Torbek doesn’t think that's how the song goes.

Frost, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.

Torbek: Country Roads.

Gricko: To the place.

Torbek and Gricko in unison: I Belong!

Frost, crying harder: What the fuck?

[rat-detector-8x]

Definitely didn't accidentally delete the reblogs the first time :p

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

[finnbin]

@millenianthemums imp bill design because he is very silly :))