#kinda looks like r/ose's mom

[stars-self-ships]

So, you know how after reading Tales of Aether: Future Imperfect Part 2, I made this image collage of her in arguably one of her best design variants? I was fairly certain that this was the prettiest we had seen her yet, and that topping such a perfect design is almost unheard of. You'd have to suit her up in, like, futuristic armor for her to look even prettier than—

NEW FAVORITE OUTFIT ACQUIRED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 🖤❤️🖤

L O O K AT HER!!! And I thought Clairen in her usual getup or her militia uniform made her look gorgeous— T H I S is a whole another level of pretty!! I've always been one for really sleek, bulky, futuristic armor designs, so seeing Clairen in this getup is ABSOLUTELY getting me feel so lovey over her!! SHE'S JUST SO P E R F E C T 🖤❤️🖤

After reading the third issue of Future Imperfect, I can say with a high degree of certainty that it's now tied with the second issue in the battle of which of the four issues are my favorite. Now, while I'm not going to detail any of the heavier plot elements in this post (Since that's spoiler-ific), there are a few panels that I really wanna show off for one reason or another!

Keep in mind that there might be spoilers ahead as for who appears in the comic, but it really shouldn't be anything major at all, seeing as most of it is just characters who have appeared prior to issue three. Plus, it's almost impossible to resist the thought of hearing me go off about some of my favorite parts, no? Let's get right into it!

First off, let me talk about another design that I REALLY like:

This is issue three's antagonist, Mollo! I think his name might be a play on words of the word 'molotov' because he primarily uses explosives. Not counting Kragg, insect characters are something of a rarity in Aether's canon, so seeing a moth that chucks bombs around with a REALLY cool design (Those eyes. That bandana. His agility. Man's awesome) was quite great! He only shows up for the latter half(-ish) of the issue, but I really like his character. Maybe I'll even do some voice lines for him!

Then, here's another look at Clairen in her cadet armor! I think aside from her appearance on the cover (Alongside an appearance in a few panels after this one), this might be my favorite panel of her in this design. Like, obviously Clairen in her headset and red cloak is iconic, but just look at her here. She is absolutely BREATHTAKING and I am S O in love with her!!

Also, remember how I said that Reuss is best boy material?

Here's more proof on the matter. You can't tell me 'kindly go set yourself on fire' isn't a grade-a quip. When I first read issue two, I liked the triad of characters that Clairen ended up befriending. Reuss, Goss and Burnette were all interesting characters to me, but Reuss stole the show. He still kinda does. But after reading issue three, I adore each character's dynamic. Burnette is a cool character, Reuss is the best boy, and Goss— MAN— don't even get me started on how awesome Goss is!

Oh, uh, speaking of...

Here's a panel where he and Clairen are together! It's always really neat to see my F/Os interacting with one another, but perhaps the thing I focused on the most in this panel is just how big Goss is. Look how huge his hand is in accordance to Clairen! I don't think this is just an issue on drawing a character too big on accident— I'm 100% content on believing he's just that big. The thought of being in his arms is a whole lot cozier now with how much of an absolute unit this man is.

And lastly...

More Clayien!!

I was REALLY hoping that her cameo in issue one wouldn't be the last we'd see of her, and to my surprise she returns in issue three with more art stills and dialogue! I remember gasping and actually whispering "Mom!" out loud when she first appeared, it's so good to get to see her interacting with Clairen, even if the entire sequence is a vision. It was kind of hard picking a panel that didn't have some spoiler-esque dialogue, but I think I like this one the best because it shows both her and Clairen together.

Issue four is going to be the last part of Future Imperfect, and I'm both looking forward to it and hoping that we get to see more Tales of Aether story arcs for characters without much shown lore (Like Etalus and Absa)!

[jeffhane]

dynasty live watching: an incoherent post so that i’m not spoiling people on the twitter tl (i doubt any of this will be chronological or coherent enough to actually contain spoilers but better safe than sorry!)

oh my god the “previously on” - i forgot abt fallon and evan....

Theyre at a FUNERAL??? this was actually predicted but oh my god. if its steven i am going to be so mad. what an unfitting end to the- WAIT WHAT SIX MONTHS? what was that font;;;;:; whes sueiwjwk

copper arch🥵🥵🥵

this is cute. this is cute i like faloon pretty women so true

BYE I FORGOT ABT THIS VASE

fallon is genuinely such a bad person this is so bizarre,,,, i think she needs to calm down about oiterally everything ever

“This wedding is our chance to break the cycle of craziness” babe ur literally the one making the cycle of craziness

w. was that an ikmenn of liam getting his head off

JEFF MY BELOVED HE LOOKS STUNNING IN THAT OUTFIT. WHYS ALEXIS HERW “POWER COUPLE” YOU WERID MANIPULATIVE PERSON GET AWAY FROM HIM LOL

alexis is up to no good. bad bad jpeg. why do they write her dialogue like this

adam is acted so well lmao he’s the most unhinged person to ever exist *screams*

ohhh dominique, i don���t remember much abt her 😭😭😭 this woman she’s with is beautiful

ITS LAGGING????? i cannot Believe tjis

~rebrand~ ok girlboss!!!!!!!!! can we ship this businesswoman i dont recall her name with fallon???? id like that i think

too many plotlines have happened in too many minutes, i’m already forgettint things that have happened... isn’t blake supposed to be in prisoj? no? Ok: sure

adam is constantly doing this expression that is like 👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁 HI SAM HI SAM HI SAM BEAUTIFUL MAN I LOVE HIM WHOS THIS MAN

raf is so stunning ughhhh i’m loving the costumes this season, everyone looks great! is this man a sam love interest? nervous? that is kinda cute. i miss stevej though. sadness. so many emotions

UHHHH hi alexis sure ig ur here

~OMENS~ babe that’s a tad dramatic don’t you think?????????? “Ignore the lore at your own peril” alright

WHOS THAT? WHOS THAT? OH HER OK

bye everything is going wrong for this......:..:::... *rubs hands together evilly* that will certainly be entertaining

credit scene!!! such a beautiful cast! where’s anders, oh how i miss him... i miss monica too wasn’t she supposed to be BACK🤔🤔🤔🧐🧐🤨🤨

its a commercial break... havent had to watch the show with these for so long😑😑😑. getting american ads is so funny bc the vast majority of them are Not at all relevant... at all

BACK TO DYNASTY!!!!!! was that a slinky? huh? oh ok that’s why the marriage is happening at the manor. #whenyouonlyhaveoneset oh hi ok monica so shes not going to be here?????😑😔😳

WHY IS SHE GETTING A CAR I FEEL LIKE THATS FORESHAWDOIWIJG FOR UMMMMM.... NOT GOOD THINGS ..... ITS LAGGING AGAIN 🤨

blake having dinner... ok hi cristal,,,,; is the priest subplot back? that was a weird one

adam???? how on earth does adam work his way into everything? NEXT GUEST? HUH? are you cheating on your wife? HI CULHANE! HI!

“straight people are exhausting” i mean yes, objectively, absolutely, but culhane is #notstraight .... idk how i feel about sam and this man. also what? huh? staying here? ok cool ig

OHHHHH he got married i see i see

“Haven’t you milked the carrington cow already” but....... she is literally the person who deserves the stuff..... k......... i don’t like dominique but she was given the short end of the stick also blake stop manipulating people just bc they tell u the truth😶😶😶😶😶😶😶

frustrated that we haven’t seen fallon in any non-wedding related stuff yet i always liked her more ~dramatic~ plots . like she’s a sweetheart but i do want her to evolve beyond thsi. idk if that makes sense. ok bye

“A relative’s happy marriage” uh???? we live in a society😔📈

who is father lynch<3333 oh he is in the hospital that’s not great oh adam upset that’s new /s

y is kirby dressed like an elf. god bless.

ughhhh i just think adam is not good for kirby. he’s not good in general. so true . what is he up to. ads again hhhhhhhhhh💯

omg we are back!!!!! blake wear the suit!! hi liz!!! i’ve seen pictures of this outfit, it looks nice. “I really want things to work out with liam” now that would be great but you’re in a soap opera so the chances of that are .... I DONT EVEN ONOW IF U CAN WEATHER ANYTHING W CRISTAL...)))))!$$ NOT NECESSARILY THE BEET CHOICE????

~technically it wasn’t cancelled~ alright love i feel as though you’re not telling the full truth here. ok his name is ryan . we know that now . cool . this relationship is awkward but it could be sweet

what the Fuck is dominique talking about this is so creepy😭😭😭 please do not market lingerie to ur niece 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 why does no one in this show know how to be polite

“You want me to stake my personal assets” i’m sure this would be meaningful if i knew anything about finance????? WAIT WAIT WIAT WAIT WAIT DHE REHEARING THE SAM DONS G THE SONG ALEXIS DONT INTERRUPT HER SINGING THE SONG🧐😔😔😔🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🥰🥰🤬😤😤😤😤😤😤

~duplicitous sham~ that’s quite a juicy phrase ms fallon. alexis i dislike your marriage. and you in fact. yes x . “We were just like any other newlyweds” except the newlywed factor........:

anders. oh my god i adore him so much. he reminds me of my grandfather . YES adam is dangerous. anders i love you so much. be my grandfather figure. top 10 cool old dudes of all time.

liz is so beautiful how am i suppised to “Focus” on the “storyline” kirby just went 🥰🥰 also hi culhane ily babe

“My father’s convinced adam is pure evil” you see, that is......... trueeeee...........:.::: im sorry culhane ily love

this dialogue unfortunately does not flow all that well LOL . people dont think up things like this on the fly “my love is like that boutineer” sir i guarantee that metaphors r not going to save ur relationship... HI sam. so true. hi ily. samhane? culsam? 😳😳

DONT STEAL ANDERS SPOT OH HI JEFF YOU LOOK STUNNING.......... BEAUTIFUL BOY ....... HI!!!! ~you are the only family you’ve ever needed~ shit none of this wouldve happened if the Carringtons werent so greedy ij the first place

~true love has many faces~ how many anti liam omens can they sneak in into the episode 😭😭😭😭 hi laura whats up

the poor waiters at this establishment...... why does laura look like a rlly young version of my grandma........: huh.... wont think abt it /... alexis bad mom.jpeg

“I don’t want to miss my sons special day” ok bye i don’t #care she’s kind of rude

fallon trying to avoid future drama is confusing to me as that used to be her ENTIRE THING? HUH??? everyones talking to their moms today what the heck do that many people talk to their moms???

jeff hiiiii <333 that maroon suit!!!!! love!!!!!

Dont hurt anders you strange little evil man!!!!!!!!!!! (Adam, for reference)

fallon likes to ~e n u n c i a t e~ her dialogue. Drama Teachers Love Her

FIRBY SCENE! WELL THEY R TALKINF! UWU ! UWU ! smiles:) smiiiiiles:) the height difference i cannot do this😑😊😊😊🕯🕯🕯 BYE

BueirHWIIDWJDIWIFJWIFJWJJFWJFJWJDJWJDJWIFJWJFJWJDKWJDJWDJJWHDWHDHWHEHWHDHWJDJWJRJWJEJWJDJQUEUWJEJWJEJW CRIES SOBS SCREAMS THIS OS SO FUCKING FUNNY

Kirby you dumbass😭😭😭😭😭 ALEXIS WUDIWNDJW JEFF CAN YOU NOT HEF FCANKREMTIWN WHY IS THIS DIALOGUE IM SCREAMIGNRJFJD

kirby babe you are the kist imorjri WHQT? HUH? when all the characters have the maturity of a 13 yr old <33333 DID THE SHOW JUST END?????? OK.... DAMN.... they were really 2 minutes away from the end and remembered that things are supposed to happen in tv show episodes.... i cannot tell whether it os over actually?????? huh??? going to keep watching because it would be so embarrassing if i missed a few minutes oh yeah theres more

IM SORRY WHYBARE THESE PEOPLE SO STUPID. every single one of them. ih my god l. ohhhh my god . “I never meant to hurt you” you cheated on him. both of them are bad people. 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 kirby darling what were you thinking . this dress on kirby is STUNNING ugh, she’s so charming . adam Shut the fuck up. He hasn’t said anything but shut the fuck up. OH MY GOD ADAM SHUT THE FUCK UP. OH MY GOD I HATE ADAM SO MUXH. OH MY GOD HOW IS HE THE WORST PERSON TO EVER LIVE 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶 HES SO EVIL

“I didn’t want to tell you because i didnt want you to think of me as a monster” why did you do that stuff then bro . Kirby you SHOULDNT trust someone after they say that? How naive? Huh ?

omg hello jeffs grandma!!!!! she deserves better than every shitshow in this family... god🤨 dominique being a good person? i like to see that. she seems so genuine. ok this is nice . wait... SAFE? 😳😳😳😳 💴 💵 #money i miss monica

why do they never have sufficient lifhting in WAIT..... HER?????? #dumbofass HI JEFF <33333333 HI you can scam and whatever ur allowed to i support u

ooohhhh GORGEOUS fallon outfit

“Such a fail” IS THIS 2012 . CRINE HEIDJWJFIWNDWJDNWKFJW ENJDJSDJWJNDJWJD they keep saying folklore and im thinking its some sort of reference to the album and i get confused. wheres scheming fallon. need scheming fallon. do a scheme. do it

“We are that lucky couple” press x to doubt .... wait who is this🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 this seems cincerning im cocnentwd why did it zoom in on this random man

[youngblizzardglitter]

Remember A Few Months Ago?

"What?" Terry asked looking at his younger brother Ace stood intensely. "Yeah what of it?"

"You told me we were here for space. Was that a lie?" He asks looking up at him he hears he was angry but couldn't see it his eyes hidden by black glass.

"No." He said trying to sound as normal as possible. It wasn't a lie more of a half-truth as it was reason number two.

"Then what was that scene you made at the Fizzes party? You said you didn't know him."

"I don't!" Terry's mind completely slipped on the fact that Ace saw him out Fernando on his bullshit.

"You know Estaban!" He says annoyed that yet again Terry was treating him like a child.

Your always like this. They both thought annoyed.

"Steve." He corrects rubbing his head. He looked at the clock 1 pm. He can't send him to bed or even tell him to go do something.

"Look this is something we can't talk about because of-"

"Mom?" He says getting closer. "Did she die because-"

"She died of bad health." He snaps annoyed now. "And a lot of factors played into that."

"One of them was the Fizzes?"

"Ace-"

"Terry, please just tell-"

"Alejandro!" He snaps as Ace frowned. "Just let me take care if this okay?"

"Fine." He snaps leaving. "I'll just be left in the dark like always."

"Ace-" His door slammed like an angsty teen.

"This family." He says thinking back on Rose's words. 

"This family can be a bit much sometimes. More so now that you too are a part of it."

"I mean no offense." She said quickly realizing what it sounded like. "I just-"

"I get it." He had smiled knowing it was true.

"Ace am going out okay?" He said knocking on the door. "Leave a note and you can co do whatever."

He knew he was in there. He had shut the windows from the outside last night as they were leaving and didn't want something coming in like last year.

Terry quickly showered put on some clothes and took with him his bag putting his letters. He needed to know if he could move with all that's going on or if it would look bad and make sure he had enough money to move back.

The bank was a long walk and Terry felt like he could use it to clear his head on what went down earlier. He wondered how fast the news would flood to other people.

They were a hundred people at that party everyone saw it not doubts- His train of thought stopped abruptly when a realization bounced off.

Ace was at that party he saw me go off on them. The Fizzes house was a long drive that's why I flew they were having a party early to make sure everyone could come. Why the fuck did I not make that connection?!

He quickly took out his phone as he stopped a block or two before making it he need to make sure Ace was okay and well.

Fine. Am going to Valeries be back later.

He must be thinking that I lied. I have in some degrees but it was only for his best.

But who are you to decide that?

As that snapped him out of it Terry's ears heard something a few blocks away.

"Did Steve ever say anything?" A girl named Maxine asked. "Like he got slapped into a wall!"

"Isn't he mad?" Andria her best friend scoffed. "Of course he is. He just ruined his parent's marriage and slapped him for no reason."

"Terry's never reliable anyway he's always slacking off and being rude. He's bound to fight him." Andria said clicking away at her phone.

Like some over glorified child abuser can take me. He thinks ever since he came into the show the teens haven't won any awards he hasn't gotten.

"And it's so unfair how he so perfect for everyone else! All the villains love him and hate us! None of them know how shitty he is-"

Terry smirked as Maxine made eye contact with him.

"Oh really now?" He says looking them up and down. "What's Stevie boy gonna do?" He laughs when they don't say anything back.

"Funny." He says walking away he always hated the cheerleaders. Ever since Sara told everyone he broke up with her through a text they hated him he hadn't though. They hated him just like he hated his bank statement three thousand looked back at him mocking him.

It was enough to fly back home but not too to pay for anything relating to his case he needed to call his family lawyer and ask.

"Hey, Terry." Her voice proclaimed as papers were being moved. "Gald you phoned did you hear that your case is being challenged by Fernando Fizz?"

"Yeah. Just got the letters. You need those?"

"Yeah. And I need you to come here as fast as you can to work this out. Your case was already as tricky as it is. With Ace's bio father wanting custody and you being a teen he might win."

"Can't I sue him back? He says annoyed. "He owes thousands of child support-"

"Trust me I know but your mother never made a case she-"

"Died before she could make one." He finished somberly his ears started to ring.

"...Yeah." She answers back knowing it was a sore subject. "Does Ace know?"

"For the most part some of it yeah. I need to sit him down first."

"Okay then. We have two weeks before summer ends I think you should tell him and come deal with this."

"Okay." He sighs. He never thought he'd have to tell Ace like this he wanted to wait until he asked again or was eighteen.

"Okay, Terry just go bake a pie for something." He tried calming himself his mom use to do the same thing and he picked it up somehow.

He had enough food to spare for one plus he needed to talk about everything with Ace.

He has the right to know his family. Whether it not their bad people and I can't say much either.

The walk was shorter as he got the fruit and went to check it out. He should be back in no one swipe.

"Did you hear that Ferna has an affair kid?"

Oh my fucking God. He thinks knowing what was going on.

"No."  A make whispered hearing his wife.

"Yeah, some teen came up in the party about child support money he owes her."

"He cheated with a teen?" His mouth opened in shock. "On Rose?"

"She seems fine with it she spent a few hours talking with her. She threw him into the pool."

"Oh my goodness where did you learn this?"

"It's all the guests are talking about. My friend heard it from her daughter. All the girls won't stop talking."

"How's Steve the poor baby."

The only thing they got right is that he's a baby. He looks over as the lady scanned one last item.

"Don't know he did get slapped into a wall. He's definitely hurt psychically if not emotionally."

"Wow. What are they gonna do?"

"Next person sir." She said as the person in front left.

He got out of there quickly not wanting to know more. He didn't think it was spread so quickly it had only been four hours.

He breathed deeply when he got home Ace's door was open meaning he was gone.

Do I have to leave him here? He might choose to stay here.

No, he wouldn't.  He might Nigel is here he closer with the friends he has here.

Rose and Fernando could provide for him better than I ever could. They're loaded with money and have millions saved up I don't even have enough to challenge his case.

What if he does win? What would he do?

Ace might not want to see me after I lied he might hate me if he doesn't already.

Moms probably rolling in her grave. She must be pissed I didn't keep my agreement. Am handing him over to the people that killed her.

What if they kill Ace? What if he ends up hurt?

Stevens just like his father he might.

Then am going to be alone then am going to be responsible and then I have to live with that guilt.

Am I going to even have money to pay for the change?

"Please come to me if you need anything." Roses words came back to him.

"Could I really ask though?" He says to one he looks back to the clock 3 pm he heard something.

Ace wouldn't come back for an hour or more who the fuck was that?

He quickly went to get it hoping it was him he got the man of the hour himself.

Steven Fizz with a banged-up cheek.

He slammed the door. Not today no fucking way.

"Terry come on!" He says banging on the door. "Can we talk?"

"No!" He yells from the kitchen. "Get out!"

"Why do you have to be like this?! Can we not have a talk person to person?!"

"Fuck you!" He yells back. "Get the fuck out!"

"Terry." He says to the door he sounds more disappointed than angry.

"Estaban." He says rolling up the curtains of the window. He loved the way his face looked when he called him his real name he smirked like an evil character.

"Terry, can we talk?"

"We are aren't we?"

"Face to face."

"We are aren't we?" He says like a broken record.

"Fine. The boy I helped in the hospital was that Ace?"

"No."

"Your lying. I saw him at the party talking with Nigel. Is he in the knd?"

"No." That was actually the truth.

"Are you going to be like this the whole time?"

"Yes."

Steve sighed running a hand through his hair. "My dad won't say anything and my mom was the one who talked to you-"

"And it was confidential. It doesn't concern you."

"It kinda did when you-"

"Your father ruined everything, not me." He butts in knowing where it was going.

"Ruined the party by outing my BS." He continues. "I have a half brother?"

"Yeah." He confirms after a long pause. He looks at the clock ten minutes had passed he should get this done by then.

"How old is he?"

"He's not a baby." He sasses he noticed the way he easses up as if he was no longer stressed.

"Can I talk to him?"

"No."

"Terry-"

"He's not here. He's at his friends house." He didn't know if that was true Ace was all over the place sometimes.

Steve nodded thinking. He needed something to know his mom just said not to worry about it. His dad was worse

"When is he coming back?"

"Don't know."

"He looks nothing like my dad. He looks more like me surprisingly." He laughs trying to get Terry to ease up. "Your siblings it's natural."

"Do we have anything in common besides good looks?"

"Funny," Terry smirks looking for an exit.

"I got a pie in the oven you should go."

"Can you at least tell me when we could talk?" Terry opened the door surprised. Steve shifted back thinking he was going to get slapped only for Terry to walk past him.

Steve looked back and saw the boy he met in the hospital. He seemed perfectly fine from when he first saw him. He smiled seeing Terrace bend down and hug him Ace protested when Terry kissed his face.

"Wait here," Terry said as he brought the boy into the house.

[stick-man-simp]

Some stuff about my stick oc Evans that no one asked for!!!

You wanna hear my headcannons about the actual thsc characters?? To bad!!! /j/lh (under the cut cus this is long lol)

1. What’s your oc’s most irrational fear? Is there a specific reason this fear came about?

They’re really afraid of something happening to their neck, like you know, that kind of stuff, ouch, no real reason for this fear, they just have it. They’re also really afraid of being abandoned and being alone oof

2. Is your oc picky about food? What kinds of foods do they like and dislike? What do they consider a comfort or “safe” food?

They hate tomatoes and milk with a passion, but otherwise most foods are okay with them, it’s more about the texture for them, not the taste, but if it has a weird texture, big oof moments. They really like any sort of fast food (except Wendy’s) and they love Dr Pepper so much lol

3. What does your oc’s voice sound like? (Or, if you have one, what’s their voiceclaim?) Can they sing, whistle, or roll their rs? Do they have any speech impediments or notable dialects/accents?

Their voice basically sounds like mine, but low key deep, and kinda raspy too. They can sing alright, not great but they like singing along to songs. They can whistle really well, the kind of really good whistling that pisses you off >:) lol. they cannot roll their r’s lol haha loser can’t roll their r’s :’). they used to have a stutter as a kid and it comes out when they’re really upset.

4. Is your oc good at keeping secrets?

They are great at keeping secrets, because they care a lot :), but also cus they have terrible memory and will probably forget it lol

5. What kind of clothes is your oc most comfortable wearing?

Their usual comfy everyday outfit is just a t-shirt and jeans, and hoodie when it’s cold. Same thing at home, but sweatpants or pj shorts

6. What kind of clothes is your oc least comfortable wearing?

Dresses >:( they’re ugly and uncomfortable, also flip flops, they hate them (they wear crocs lmao)

7. What song reminds you of this oc? Does this match up with the type of music your oc likes to listen to?

I actually made whole a playlist for them oop- https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7qxg8Wm7qbMXKu2FRBKYI4 It kind of matches what they would listen to, upbeat with kind of sad lyrics

8. What’s it like inside your oc’s mind? (Literally, or metaphorically.)

No thoughts head empty, jk it’s a mess, they may seem really chill and confident on the outside, but on the inside they are always worried about saying the wrong thing and scaring people away, they just want friends :’(

9. What are your oc’s goals for the future? Relationship-wise, career-wise, or other?

Nothing much, they don’t like thinking about the future, they just go with the flow really, not good but whelp, it’s going ok so far. NO relationships tho, they are aroace, but boy do they wish they had some friends oof

10. Who’s the first person your oc goes to to talk about something that made them happy? Sad? Angry?

Usually... no one, maybe their cat or maybe their mom, but in the time where Evans is friends with Ocelot (Coelpts oc), they would go to him about literally everything lol and then get worried about annoying him oof

11. Does your oc have any interests/hobbies that they hide from everyone? Why do they hide these interests?

Not really, they have a bunch of hobbies, but cringe culture is dead so they are open about them all to whoever asks, but no one ever does aaa, but they do stuff like gaming, drawing, knitting, embroidery, baking, cooking, model trains, lots of stuff

12. How does your oc handle talking to somebody they can’t stand? What if it’s a situation where they’re forced to work with this person?

They don’t lol, they don’t take shit from no one and will say to their face that they don’t like them lol, but if they have to work with them, they will cooperate, but their gonna be a bastard about it

13. What’s your oc’s dream home like?

A cozy cottage in the woods, with lots of hiking trails all around, a chicken coop, and close to their friend’s house :’)

14. If your oc spent one day free from any consequences or recognition for their actions, how would they act?

They wouldn’t do much lol, probably just steal a bunch of Dr Pepper and snacks from the store

15. What’s your oc’s morning routine like?

They wake up at like 6 am and scroll on their phone in bed for a bit, and then get up at 7:45 to get ready lol, and leave at 8 to got to work, I mean it works but wtf Evans

16. What’s your oc’s nighttime routine like?

They usually just sit on the couch with their cat and some snack and watch TV or play games for a while before going to bed and scrolling on their phone for like an hour before finally passing out

17. If your oc had a social media page, what would it be like? What would they post about? How much personal information would they feel comfortable posting on it? How often would they update it?

They have a Tumblr, they don't make many posts, just reblog stuff, and they would totally share their fucking home address  if someone asked nicely, they are unhinged

18. How does your oc see themself? How does this compare to the way other ocs see them?

They look at themself and think ‘woah that’s one sexy motherfucker’, they are a bastard man with way too much confidence, I don’t have any other os’s that would interact with them, but Ocelot totally thinks of them as just a big dumb puppy (he would never say that out loud tho lol)

19. How would an enemy describe this oc?

An arrogant son of a bitch (and they’d be right >:D)

20. What’s a superpower or magical ability that this oc would hate having?

Being able to read peoples minds, they would hate this so much, because it would make them feel evil and uncomfy, and they don’t wanna know what people are thinking about them, they think it’ll be bad oof

21. What’s a fact you haven’t shared about this oc?

They are nonbinary, AFAB, they used to wear a binder but they got top surgery at 20 years old, now they don’t wear a shirt at the beach and they’re making that everyone else's problem!! >:D

22. What’s your oc’s dream job? Is this similar to what they’re doing now? Do they believe they could ever achieve this dream?

They work for the CCC right now, and they had their dream job as an agent, but the promotion they got kind of ruined the dream, and their job is boring to them now

23. Who would this oc consider their family? What is their relationship with these people?

They have their mom, who is really great, their dad died when they were young, they don’t have any siblings, and they aren’t close with any other family. But, any friends they have they immediately get really attached to and think of as family

24. What is one thing that, no matter who it’s coming from, would anger your oc?

Getting called a coward (haha Marty McFly kinnie lmao), they are not a coward >:( (this gets them in a lot of trouble sometimes oof)

25. How does your oc handle sadness?

Not well oof, they mostly just cry a bunch and eat a lot, anything to get their mind off it

26. How does your oc handle anger?

Basically the same as with sadness but with furrowed eyebrows and ranting to their cat

27. How does your oc handle fear?

They are pretty brave so not much scares them, and they have to be brave for others, but when it comes to stuff that really scares them or just plain anxiety, they usually try to calm down as best they can, or they just run, they can run fast too

28. What’s your favorite thing about this oc?

Himbo :)

29. What’s your least favorite thing about this oc?

They have a primal urge to insult people, they don’t mean to really upset people, it’s all in good fun, but they can still be pretty mean sometimes, especially when they do it with strangers oof

30. Tell a random fact about this oc!

They’ve always wanted to have a beard or a mustache, but even with T they can’t grow much facial hair :(

[technicallyoneofakind]

9, 20, and 100

9. How tall are you?

UUUUUH. 5′4″ I think. I’m kinda the average hight for a woman. Hold on. Let me check. 

Yeah. About average height in the US. I haven’t checked my height in years, but I’m an inch taller than my mother who’s around that height herself. Anyway. Hurray. I fit the norm in something. 

*proceeds to scream internally at not being able to reach the higher shelf due to normal if not too short an average height for my sex*

20. Are you religious?

Not really. I used to be Christian but honestly, that’s only because my family is predominantly Christian in practice. I’ve... never really gotten the big deal about it personally. That was a pretty big sign I should think of different viewpoints when it comes to what I believe spiritually rather than blindly follow what I’ve been taught all these years. Don’t get me wrong, there are some good morals and values that come out of that ideology I’ve picked up and I’m glad to have them. It’s the whole contradictory nature how people and the written word of the religion and my past with a very intense zealot of a grandmother that really turned me away. Not really a stellar analogy, but you could compare it to seeing a fandom constantly infighting and being toxic while you’re just getting into what should be an enlightening and pretty good video game and having one person- who’s related to you- constantly try to get you to play that game without giving your own tastes and viewpoints a second thought. That’s kind of why I don’t participate in it... Or any other specific religion. 

I do think there’s a higher power. I would be wrong to assign a name, face, or personality to something that grand. After all, how could we even know what they’re like? They aren’t human. I do have this idea that maybe all of the gods of separate religion are part of this grander thing and perhaps we’re just seeing its different faces- but that’s kind of breaking down others’ beliefs in the process so I don’t really employ it as a central ideal. I generally say “the universe isn’t happy with me today” in jest, but even I can’t be sure whether it’s even the universe either. 

Which is funny, cause I use a digital tarot app as a horoscope in a way. I don’t even know if I’m truly tapping into anything larger than myself, but it kind of does make me wonder what in the day is going to be part of the prediction which influences my actions and helps me plan accordingly. Kind of a Jedi mind trick, really.  

100. Color of your room?

... 

........ 

......................

I DON’T KNOW ANYMORE! 

I have so many things and posters on my wall! I got pokemon cards! Digimon cards! Black Butler posters! Durarara posters/bookmarks! Art poster cards from that museum in Winter Park, Florida! VINCENT VALENTINE PRINT! A still in the package Hotwheels model of KITT from Knight Rider- the 1980′s version. A framed picture of Decim that judges my sins! Some nice pictures! JAPANESE FANS! (I think... They could be Chinese), Dragon posters! Posters with a skeleton/skull on them! THAT ONE NARUTO SHIRT I THOUGHT WAS THE SH*T IN HIGHSCHOOL! DOCTOR WHO THINGS! MY GRADUATION CAP FROM COLLEGE! M I NE CR A FT P OS T E R! A N G E L  POSTER! F A KE NINJA SWORDS!  FEZ! 

The walls have peeling red paint (lack of primer) revealing those slightly stripey drywall patterns found in doublewide mobile homes. 

Yeah. When I finally moved out of my father’s house I slowly began to freely plaster my room with whatever I wanted because when I did live with him partly, I was so scared he’d just take it down or demand I take it down because he didn’t like it or something like that. For context, this is the same man who probably took my Mew Two plush and got rid of it and also attempted to get rid of a cool knock off transformer that became a sweet mecha dragon I was trying to repair and was very attached to. So all I ended up having on my walls was this one thing I made that said, “Auron FFX!!” (cause I was into Final Fantasy X- he didn’t like that game either- and Auron was my favorite character), a fabric banner of a local sports team that I increasingly grew tired of (I don’t care much for sports), a whale picture, and a picture of my mom as a teen... And I think there was a family photo, but considering that my father was in it, I refused to look at it that much. 

So yeah. That’s why currently my room is an explosion of art and themes and has so many anime posters! I didn't even mention the 3 bulletin boards with some of my art and a bunch of small prints of characters/scenes bought at anime conventions tucked into them (they’re the kind with the ribbons pinned across them so they’re thumb-tackless)! 

Why do I always go more in-depth with these than I need to? What the hell? 

[prentlss]

puttin this under a read more bc im a mess and kinda drunk now and im sorry i need to talk and i just want my mom

finally talked with the guy ive been hooking up with for 8 months or so (lmfao ik) bc we hadn’t had the talk about what we were really doing or where it was going and i needed to know and we started this out by being like “if things happen and gget serious then cool nice but if not then whatever” and i’ve never done the relationshp route and was like whatever ill see him once and hit it and quit it but then it never really ended and bc he didn’t say anything i kinda got feels becasue i thought there was a chance but lmfao no he doesnt see it going anywhere past a hookup maybe and im just like devastated tbh??

like hes 29 and im 21 so obvs there was an age difference which was prob an affect but we had the talk about being comfortable with it and it was all good and we get along rly well and stuff and hes the first guy i ever really relly liked and could see wanting to be with like on a more serious level?? and im just os sad and disappointed bc i liked him so much and i guess there were little signs lookin bakc that showed he wasnt being like serious serious but what fucking shithead doesnt bring uo the fact that he wants to kep it casual?? like i shouldve asked what was happening soone r but he should have mentioned it bc had he had i wouldve been fine and done like i always do

i fuckin hate feelings like its prob some deep rooted form of abandonment issues or whatevr bc most of my friends when i was youn ditched me and left and i havce a hard time letting ppl in bc of it bc i dont want to get hurt and lmao look where i am now and i thought i was in such a good place to finally do a rekationship like im finally happy and confident with who i am, im realising that i havr ride ir die friends t this point, my grades are good and i have an sctual shot at a future?? which is smth i never tjought id have bc i never thouht id live to see 21 or like graduate college tbh and now that im finally getting help and im onmeds and im like thriving tbh this is the next step for me to overcome these weird trust/commitment issues and niw i never want to ??? get hurt bevause i know feelings are good but ive spent so much time trying to be strong and there for myself and now that ive finally found someibe i like its just luke crushing lmao and ik there are athers out there and ill be ok it just fucin sucks and i want my mom but my flight to see my parents is cancelled now and and idk how shed take the story and im all alone in my house at school and im spirallling a lil bit and im jstt sad and konely and ill be lonely forever i giess 

[yesyunniechan]

Magic Kaito Chapter 35 [English Translation]

The Great Thief is

Caught in the jaws of death!!

TN: I fail the naru-naru pattern, I know :c

[Eh?!]

A: Ka.... Kaito?!

K: A, no, that's...

A: Aoko... Aoko knew it...

K: Ehh?!

[Aoko has uncovered his identity?! Kid's in trouble!!]

A: Aoko bets you disguised as Kaito to upset Aoko...

A: But Aoko won't fall for this!!

K: Heh?

A: Geez! Remove this disguise already and show your true face!!

K: Wha... Wait...

K: Just what you'd expect of Nakamori-keibu's daughter.... What a power of observance...

(Close one...)

A: So Aoko was right...

K: Let's focus on the matter at hand...

K: If we don't get out of here, we'll never get to know...

K: Why we were brought here...

K: And locked down, right?

A: R-really?

K: But don't worry...

K: Look at the tiles... 

K: All of these are square-shaped, but this one is slightly short...

K: Which means the wall...

K: Can probably be pushed...

K: Here, just like I said...

A: T-the wall moved and revealed a door!

K: So, young miss, ladies first...

K: You're welcome to go in ahead of...

K: ..me?!

A: Aoko suspects that you're letting Aoko go first...

A: To check whether there are any traps!

K: A selfie stick... She was keeping it in her bag?..

A: Come on, move it!

K: Okay, okay...

K: I-it's full of columns?

[Ehh?!]

H: Kaito Kid showed up 4 hours prior to the promised heist time, ...

H: Stole the Kannon Statue with Aoko-san, and escaped?!

N: Y-yeah... A giant pitfall appeared on the floor!!

N: He said he'd come to let us know that this statue is worthless and he thus won't waste his time with it, and then what?!

H: Worthless?

Y: That's what the thief told you, right?

Y: That thieves are liars... 

H: Who's this nun?

N: This is Niwano Yasuyo, the chief priestress, responsible for organizing the exhibition of the Kannon statue with a jewel, that was Kid's next goal!

H: And why were civilians that could potentially interfere with police work allowed to enter the crime scene?

N: The one who came late have no rights to complain!! 

H: I was assembling MPD's motorcycle police experts... took me some time...

N: And why the motorcycle police?

H: That aside...

H: Kid built a pitfall like that, yet you somehow never noticed it?

N: Yeah... But to be fair, this pitfall was set up by the same person responsible for the steel cage surrounding the museum, a man by the name of Arizato Juuken... I've only just been told...

Y: Maybe he was asked to set up a pitfall in an attempt to catch Kid?

Y: Arizato Juuken is an excellent technician, and was tasked with repairing our Nagekomidou...

H: In other words, the controller for this pitfall must have been stolen by Kid...

H: Then he must have opened the pit to stage his getaway with the Kannon statue...

N: Yeah... then he landed in the container of the truck that was parked in the basement parking lot right below us...

N: One of Kid's henchmen must have driven the truck... and that's how they escaped!!

H: Sounds like Aoko-san wasn't kidnapped so much as she got caught in the middle...

N: We tried to pin down Aoko's phone's GPS, but can't get a signal... That damn Kid, he's probably using some kind of signal jammer!

H: I see... a signal jammer, huh...

A: Nothing... No signal...

A: What do we do?..

K: Op... hop...

A: Hey, what are you doing?!

K: T-there two pillars are the only ones with so little space between them...

K: There's a small inscription written on the ceiling, so I tried to get closer and read it...

K: But I'm not exactly at my best today...

A: Then Aoko shall use her smartphone and her selfie stick...

A: It should be readable with a close-up, right?

A: Uwah, it's out of the focus... not readable at all...

K: Eye drops...

A: Eh?

K: I-if you place a small droplet of your anti-allergen eye drops on the smartphone's lense... I-It should magnify it...

A: How did you know that Aoko has eye-drops?!

K: T-thieves know everything...

A: Geez... Aoko always needs to keep her guard up around you...

A: Wa-ah! Awesome! It really took a picture!!

A: It says 'push'!

K: T-then please... try pushing the part of the ceiling with the letters... with a selfie stick...

A: O-okay!

A: It's open! The door has opened!

K: I-I see..

A: You... really don't look good...

K: Damn... Between the blood loss and the pain... I'm on the verge of passing out...

A: W-well, Aoko shall lend you her shoulder!

K: S-sorry...

A: A-and this one is full of zabuton?!

A: Hey, what's this... what's this supposed to mean...

TN: Zabuton - floor cushions

A: K-Kid?!

[What?! You still haven't found the truck?!]

[Because it happened so long before the heist, you hadn't set up the checkpoints?!]

N: Find it! My daughter is in there!!

Y: Well then, I'll return to the shrine for now..

.

Y: Please let me know if you find the Kannon statue...

N: As! I! Said! Get some boots on the ground and find anyone who might have spotted Arizato Juuken's truck!! 

H: If they're were moving while using that signal jammer...

H: Somebody on the SNS must have...

H: There! 

H: This person’s phone signal was cut off...

[I was waiting at Futaba-cho's crosswalk, and lost signal! How terrible!]

[My condolences :)]

H: There are a lot more...

H: If I combine the time when each message was uploaded and the location from which they were sent, I may be able to chart a course...

[2 hours ago: I was playing a game on my smartphone when it randomly crashed! I'm enraged! I'm never crossing Nishihara-cho's crosswalk again!]

[1 hour ago: Did something happen at Nishiki-cho? My phone has no signal... (^^;)

[1 hour ago: Scary! My phone suddenly blacked out! Is Miyazawa-cho prone to earthquakes?]

[57 mins ago: I was hanging out at Hinode-cho, and was watching soccer on my smartphone... then the connection cut out and I missed a goal (TT)]

H: The latest message was sent from Hinode, 57 minutes ago...

H: Given their recent course, the next turn they'll take is either towards Lake Sagami, or towards Okutama... maybe...

H: Hm? A call?

H: From Akako-san?

H: Hello? Sorry, but I'm in the middle of something right now...

A: A pure white room...

TN: Ok, that gave me a headache. Literally it’s: sky+high. So I kinda assumed ‘high in skies’. But how can it be high in skies?.. So I started googling. Apparently, tentakai means ‘no clouds’, ‘blissful sky’. And probably is used here as an adjective to the ‘white color’. Hope I’m not mistaken :3

H: Eh?

A: That's where Kaito Kid is... If you want to catch him, you should head there immediately!

H: Sorry, what's the source of this information?

A: The leader of the miserable and arrogant that heaven rejected... The great Lucifer...

L: As per the crimson contract, I guided you towards the soul of the criminal in white...

L: What will you grant me in return?

A: This isn't enough information, so our contract is void...

L: Eh?

A: Begone!

L: E-e-eh...

S: Akako-sama... You've been using your powers too much... You should rest...

A: Don't worry... I'll be here for just a bit longer...

A: Because I can't allow Kuroba-kun and this girl...

A: To stay together alone...

A:  For much longer!!

A: Hey, hang in there! Kaito Kid!

A: Eh? Blood?

A: Could it be that... when we fell into the pit... he protected Aoko...

A: Kid...

A: No! No!!

A: This guy is the criminal behind all of dad's troubles!

A: He's a bad guy!!

A: But.. what should Aoko do? This room...

A: Aoko thinks she has to do something with all the zabutons laying on the floor... but they all look the same...

A: Look the same?

K: Okay, Aoko! Draw a card!

A: Then... this one!

K: Now remember what card you drew, and....

K: Put it on here!

A: Okay!

K: And now... I shuffle them...

K: An-nd... Aoko's card is...

K: The Ace of Hearts!!

A: Ah! No way! How did you know?

K: It's easy...

K: Look, I'll show you...

K: A lot of cards have a different layout for the upright position!

K: So when Aoko pulled a card...

K: I inverted all my remaining cards and put Aoko's card in there.... so it's easy to tell which one it was!

K: That's why, though they all look identical at a glance... 

K: If you look clo-o-osely, they're all different!

A: Look clo-o-osely, and you'll find the difference...

A: Right, Aoko's mom used to tell...

A: Zabuton have sides... the one without a stitch is the front!

A: Er-r... Stitch... Stitch...

A: Found it! Only this zabuton is different from the others!

A: So if Aoko turns it around... it should fit the rest...

A: Uwa-ah... This door has a lot of keyholes....

A: Ah? Something is written on the handle...

A: 'The keyhole which is symmetrical both left and right is the genuine....'

K: I see... So that's how it is...

[Kid saw the truth... but hey, are you OK?!]

[wambsgansroy]

1-97 ;^)

i hate that i did this

1. What’s your middle name?

porterfield it’s my moms last name

2. What are you listening to right now?

“the thrill of first love” from falsettos lmao

3. What was the last thing you ate?

a banana

4. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?

my mom

5. Do you drink?

not a lot

6. Do you smoke?

nope

7. What is the first thing you noticed in someone?

if they’re friendly

8. What is your hair color?

brown

9. What is your eye color?

blue

10. Do you wear contacts/glasses?

nope

11. Dogs or cats?

both i legitimately can’t choose

12. What’s your favorite animal?

whales !

13. What’s your favorite television show?

breaking bad 

14. What’s your favorite movie?

titanic or love actually

15. What’s your favorite band/singer?

1d :/ also ed sheeran, hayley, fob

16. How old are you?

16

17. Do you have a crush on anyone?

ye i’m dating them :’)

18. What’s your sexual orientation?

lesbiannnn

19. What’s your favorite color?

pink

20. What was your most embarrassing moment?

uh last week i tried to order coffee and the guy said “how’s your day” and i heard “what are you studying” and i was like im still in high school skjfhdjkghdfgf thats my most recent one

21. Do you ever wish you were someone else?

do i ever not

22. What were you like when you were a kid?

probably rlly annoying and full of myself

23. What would your dream house be like?

a big apartment in the penthouse of a building in columbus circle with a big window overlooking central park

24. What last made you laugh?

my sister making fun of katy perry 10 minutes ago

25. What is your favorite word?

idk lmao

26. What is your least favorite word?

qu**r

27. What turns you on?

neck kissing, s*xting, :’)

28. What turns you off?

weird shit like foot fetishes

29. What is your star sign?

pisces

30. What are your favorite books?

tana french’s books, harry potter, milk and honey

31. Do you have any siblings?

2 lil sisters !

32. Do you like to dance?

nah

33. What is your definition of cheating?

going behind your s/os back and breaking the trust they have with you

34. Have you ever cheated on someone?

nope

35. Do you regret anything?

yep

36. Do you have any phobias?

rats

37. Ever broken any bones?

nah

38. Ever come close to death?

not rlly

39. What is your religion, if any?

atheist

40. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist?

yep both lmao

41. Are looks important in a relationship?

?? idk it depends on who you are lmao

42. Are you more like your mom or your dad?

my dad definitely lmao

43. What is your favorite season?

spring !

44. Do you have any tattoos?

not yet :/

45. Do you have any piercings?

nose, ears

46. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

one official gf

47. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?

quinn fabray was my lesbian awakening

48. Who is your celebrity crush?

hayley kiyoko and ben platt

49. Are you a virgin?

nope

50. Do you get jealous easily?

yes lmao

51. What is your favorite type of food?

mexican food !

52. Do you ever want to get married?

heck yea

53. Who was your first kiss with?

alexis my gf

54. Have you ever been cheated on?

nope

55. What is your idea of the perfect date?

um honestly my absolute favorite types of dates are when we just go out and we don’t have like a set plan we just kinda find our way i think if you love the person it doesn’t matter what you’re doing bc it’s fun to j be with them

56. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?

it depends

57. Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets?

yea also i just saw alien covenant and i’m fucked up lmao

58. What talent do you wish you’d been born with?

one of those ppl who can sing effortlessly

59. What is your saddest memory?

my grandma dying

60. Do you believe in love at first sight?

not exactly but i believe in attraction for sure

61. Do you believe in soul mates?

yeahhhhh

62. Have you ever dyed your hair?

no lol

63. Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?

dbshjkagfdbkgf yes

64. Would you go against your moral code for money?

it depends on how much and what moral codes

65. What are three things most people don’t know about you?

i have anxiety and take zoloft, i rlly love theater and would like to potentially have a career in it, i lost my virginity in the back of a car :”))

66. Who are you jealous of?

rich people and people who are out of high school

67. Do you sleep with a stuffed toy?

yes a giant pug named pugsley and alexis’s stuffed bunny

68. How long was your longest relationship?

almost 10 months n counting !

69. Is the glass half empty or half full?

half empty and draining

70. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

literally everything alexis does is so hot kjsahfkjdsgfd

71. Who is your most loyal friend?

idk i have a lot of good friends

72. Are you in a relationship?

yea

73. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

she always makes me smile no matter what and i feel so safe and comfortable wiht her

74. Are you a bad person?

probably

75. Are you a lover or a fighter?

lover !

76. What did you do on your last birthday?

went to dinner with my family ha

77. What is your favorite quote and why?

umm i dont really have one

78. If your best friend died, what would you do?

honestly that might destroy me

79. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?

this dumbass thing i did the summer before high school

80. If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do?

go visit my gf and cuddle and h*ve s*x with her

81. What is the strangest dream you’ve ever had?

recently i had a dream where i had to be in deh and i kept stopping the show bc i didn’t know the lines and it was bizarre

82. Are you happier single or in a relationship?

in my current relationship

83. Who were you in a past life?

i dont believe in that fam

84. What is your happiest childhood memory?

85. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

unrequited infatuation for sure

86. Have you ever had an imaginary friend?

no

87. If you were the president, what would you do?

undo all this dumb shit trump did, affordable health care and college tuition, lax border laws

88. What is your ideal career?

actress but highly unrealistic ik

89. What is your political affiliation?

dem

90. Are you conservative or liberal?

liberal

91. Is the male or female body closest to perfection?

i’m into female bodies but i don’t wanna make ppl feel bad about their bodies so neither

92. Do you like kissing in public?

yea man

93. If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change?

stop global warming

94. Where would you like to live?

back in ny

95. Where would you go on your dream vacation?

paris even tho i’ve been

96. Describe yourself in one word.

indecisive

97. Describe yourself in one sentence.

she’s gay and annoying