#kind of? i think? its just kissing but anyone whos seen this movie also knows how Harper is so-

[seandiazworms]

sean diaz fluff alphabet (rq)

(A) attractive - what do they find attractive about u? how do they show this?

sean is attracted to anyone or anything that deviates the norm. dyed hair, unique background/perspective, and unconventional features. literally anything u think is unattractive and not up to the beauty standard about u, he probably rlly digs it. hell draw it in his journal always! but not in a way that comes across performative—he just draws u authentically. he doesnt feel the need to modify how u look in his art bc he thinks ure perfect as is (booo corny).

he shows his attraction through flesh-blazing, skull-burning staring. he analyzes his muses thoroughly after all... he knows where all ur freckles/moles are and can draw ur smile from sheer memory. in the months that he crushed on u, u couldn’t help but feel this pestering feeling of being watched in class constantly.

hes still a dorky teenage boy so if u share the same music taste as him or have the same hobbies hell geek out!! “no way she can skate AND listens to my favorite songs…” lyla will just roll his eyes at him in response. he acts like tom from 500 days of summer 😭

(B) baby - how do they act around kids?

sean definitely says he hates kids. hell talk about how annoying they are and use daniel as an example ALWAYS. that however does not hide the fact that he is REALLY good with kids. i wouldnt say its in a fatherly way but kids tend to look up to him as a cool older brother (even when he doesnt try to be one).

sean also secretly loves it when ur good with kids, despite him allegedly hating them. he cant help but grin ear-to-ear when he sees how happy u make daniel. once he becomes self-aware he tries to wipe his smile off asap. when u, sean, and daniel go out u guys are practically his parents. both of u know how to shut down daniels whining fast. albeit sean does more of the hushed, frustrated demands and u just try to defuse daniel.

(if u guys have ever seen the video of jake and tara with that baby thats how i imagine u guys with kids 😈 except ur both a mix of tara n jake)

(C) cuddle - how do they like to cuddle?

honestly the two of u can never decide who’s big spooning and who’s little spooning. to solve this issue the two of u just kind of… stack on top of each other.

esteban will do his routine dad check up on the two of u (preventing teen pregnancy) and walk into u guys jenga-ed on top of each other. ur legs are a tangled mess and u look like two corpses laid on top of each other. scrolling through ur phones while stacked is the go-to. ull be muffled chuckling into sean’s stomach at random videos for an hour…

while cuddling sean always traces little drawings/words on ur body. when u ask him whats hes drawing hell probably say its a dick LMFAO. so romantic 🙄

at the beginning of ur relationship, sean always felt the need to be the “man” and cradle u like some big infant. overtime he got more comfortable and whenever u guys watch movies on the couch hell be sprawled out on top of ur lap. one arm up supporting his head and a leg propped up like a princess xoxo

(D) dates - what are dates with them like? what do they like to do?

concerts, fairs!!! and MOVIES for sure

sean casually drops half his check on good seats for one of ur guys favorite band. the two of u have a tradition of replaying their music for weeks until the concerts about to start. it literally does not matter how many times uve gone to concerts with sean—u guys stay excited every single time. the after concert high is so good and u guys always kiss in the car afterwards. the two of u mess up each other’s hair and shuffle back in ur seats with swollen lips. sean backs out the parking lot while awkwardly clearing his throat 😭

SEAN IS SUCH A BIG FAIR GUY. he gives less than two shits if the pop-up fairs are shady and will probably collapse at the slightest gust of wind. he WILL take u on all the janky rides and tease u for being freaked out. he holds ur hand while giggling like a lil boy on the ferris wheel bc the creaking starts to freak the both of u out. he also tries to win fair prizes for u and say its a “bullshit scam” when he loses.

u beg him to go into the photobooth and take cute little couple-esque photos. he says “fineee” after some convincing with a smile and he avoids ur gaze after too. he definitely secretly wanted to the whole time though!! when they print out, they come out with those face-adjusting filters. u guys are WHEEZING laughing in front of the slot where they regurgitate out those abominations. sean puts it on the back of his phone case bc he thinks its so hilarious 😭

sean is a film nerd considering he had goodlands on his laptop. hes definitely up to date on any movie releases and will want to watch anything new with u. u guys always dissect the movie aggressively afterwards. the both of u will forever and always argue about which characters u liked and didnt over some takeout.

(E) equal - are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

sean on the regular is passive. he never was the “dominant” type to like… back u into corners. in fact he was really awkward when u first met him. hes lowkey scared of women 😭

it took him a while to get comfortable/assertive. by “comfortable” i mean gaining the ability to tease u back LMAO. when he first gave u a snarky remark ur jaw kind of hung open and u guys HAVENT STOPPED SINCE. overall, sean usually was the one to wait for u to initiate something. he never wanted to put u in a situation ud be uncomfortable with.

(F) fight - would they be easy to forgive their s/o? how are they fighting?

u guys fight like an old married couple. playful arguments always happen but once it becomes serious/personal things go south. one thing leads to another and the two of u just get agitated with each other

when u guys do seriously fight sean eventually lets u have ur way ALWAYS. he always prioritizes what u need/feel in the end and is really good at saying sorry. a part of him feels like big fights indicate ull leave him so hell always choke out things like “i just dont wanna lose you” after arguments. it sounds really dramatic but he has DEEP-rooted abandonment issues. hell hold u—whether it be an embrace or ur hand just to feel comforted afterwards.

(G) gentle - how gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?

GAWWWWWWWWWDAUH sean is so incredibly very gentle. sure, he teases u sometimes but in the end, again, he always makes sure ur comfortable! he asks u if ur okay when u look clearly overstimulated/out of it.

physically, sean doesnt mess around. he will constantly playfully shove u, mess with ur hair, etc. obviously its never to the point where it hurts but this is the only way he can get his daily dose of pda, so!

(H) hugs - do they like hugs? how often do they do it? what are their hugs like?

sean is crazy on back hugs. he will always surprise u with one and he WILL trap u in it. ull be walking around his house and chatting with his leech-self wrapped around u. he likes nuzzling his nose in and u can feel his lips curl into a smile on the nape of ur neck when u make a joke (😢)

sean takes the opportunity to embrace u at any moment of privacy hes given. when daniel or esteban catches him he immediately flings off u and starts stuttering LMAO. hes kind of lanky so if anything his clothes are what cushion u. BUT he is very warm and is a personal heater #tbh. who needs a coat when u have sean???

(I) i love you - how fast did they say the l-word?

i feel sean is VERY quick to fall in love but takes forever to actually utter the words out. he will have a love at first sight moment with u and only have the feelings grow bigger and bigger as time goes on. sean is overall a reserved person and wouldnt go out of his way to tell u, no matter how much lyla encouraged him.

he would only say it once it becomes overbearing for him. like, to the point where the extent he loves u has become pervasive and PERSISTENT. it will just explode out of him at some pivotal moment. u guys will be laughing hysterically at something only u guys would laugh at. then, boom, it slips out like its something he had to swallow back down a hundred times before. because its so sudden, it will definitely catch u off guard.

he would repeat it because he didnt think u heard it the first time like a dork. his stomach acid is doing fucking somersaults at this point. u will visibly see this guy’s face drop and his hands start to fiddle anxiously. his eyes will kind of dart all over ur shocked face in fear. he’ll choke a lil “sorry i have no clue why i even said that-“

u lean in and the rest is history 🤓

(J) jealousy - how jealous do they get? when do they get jealous?

sean is always a bit wary of specific guy friends or potential suitors u have in ur life. again, sean picks up on LOTS that most people brush over. he knows when people flirt with u and he always bites his tongue before he says anything.

whenever u talk about other people too much, he gets a little… sassy. ull be thanking some guy in ur class for giving u the answers and hell be grumbling “i wouldve gave them to u…” under his breath. u shoot a look at him and he just defensively puts his arms up LMAO. he never seems to stop either. the amount of times u caught him rolling his eyes… criminal.

(K) kisses - what are their kisses like? where do they like to kiss u? where do they like to be kissed?

sean is so shy when it comes to kisses. when u first began dating, sean never kissed u without a shy “can i?” before. he never knew when was appropriate or if u wanted to kiss him at all. his ears would flare up in red and his eyebrows would furrow in concentration each time.

overtime, as he got more comfortable, sean began finding the “right times” himself. whenever u leave his house he always gives u a quick peck. daniel never misses his opportunity to scream “EWW” as loud as he can. sean will be like “one more” and smooch ur cheek and then say “wait another one” and just KEEP GOING. if he wore lipstick u would look like u were dunked in a pig’s blood.

smiling into the kiss happens without fail—every single time. sean cant help himself, hes a lover boy!! he will always slowly open his eyes and pray u wont catch him sneaking a look. once he pulls away, he laughs while covering his mouth with his wrist. he gets butterflies still, no matter how many times u kiss 😭 im sick.

(L) love language - what is his love language?

sean’s family is big on quality time so he definitely prioritizes it. impromptu hangouts are his absolute favorite and if he could, hed spend every hour he could with u. sean never fails to randomly invite u over and hold u at gunpoint to do family time with him, daniel, and esteban.

also sean is a big gift giver! he will always give u doodles of ur favorite characters and little things that remind him of u. u guys have matching pins, keychains, bracelets, etc. not only does he go all out, but he also knows EXACTLY what u like. again, sean is the most attentive bf ever. hes the kind of man who would spend hours making coraline dolls of u two.

(M) mornings - how are mornings spent with him?

sean is not a morning person. he is almost always running late to first period, so oftentimes u cover for him. he will come to class with messy hair and will lizard-blink at literally anything u say. when u tell him that u gave the teacher an excuse, hell let out a croak-ey "thanks" and he will on a 99% chance knock out right after. he'll probably dazily open his eyes at u every so often and go back to sleep LMAO.

on weekends, sean will... barely be awake for mornings. ull be up and ready, watching hawt dawg man on the couch with daniel while eating cereal. sean shortly comes out of his mancave, stretching and yawning. hell come to lean on ur shoulder and stare blankly at the screen. its never particularly productive but sean couldnt care less honestly.

(N) nicknames -what does he call u?

sean has a disdain for nicknames. uttering any of them out loud just seemed so embarrassing to him… unless he’s making fun of them. he does however love “girlfriend.” its not exactly a nickname but he loves saying ur his girlfriend or “my girlfriends coming over” to people.

at a certain point he started using it in sentences that wouldn’t make sense. he’d go “hi girlfriend” every time he sees u. he’s so stew peed… 😢

(O) on cloud nine what is he like when he’s in love? is it obvious for others?

lyla never hears the end of u. shell be talking about something entirely unrelated and sean will be disassociating with his mouth open. when he finally snaps back into reality the first thing that comes out of his mouth is “do u think she would find it a turn off that u drive me everywhere?…“

“yeah obviously— were u even listening sean?”

“mm okay…” he just goes back to tuning her out again LMAO.

esteban will be asking for his tools from sean and he’d be totally zoned out just thinking about u. esteban will pull himself out from under the car and groan “augh… lover boy…” without sean even saying anything to him… so yes hes obvious.

(P) pda - is he upfront about your relationship? does he brag about you with others? or he rather shy to kiss, etc. when others are watching?

i already wrote on this but sean would rather keep intimate contact privately. that is, unless hes really in the heat of the moment. for example, at a concert hed just get so riled up. the lyrics of the song perfectly aligning with the way he feels about u MIGHTTT just make him collide lips with u, who knows! at special moments he won’t hesitate to kiss u but he’s just usually not a show-ey person.

too many times have the two of u attempted to sneak away to be romantic alone and gotten caught. whether it be lyla, esteban, daniel, or any of sean’s guy friends—they always tease u guys. lyla is so dramatic and she’d probably do the most, screaming and squawking when all she sees is sean hugging u 😭

(Q) quizzes - how much would they remember about you? do they remember every little detail you mention in passing or do they kind of forget everything?

just like i mentioned earlier, sean remembers every little thing. he knows which side of ur smile leans more toward, the distinctive mole on ur arm, etc etc etc. he loves u like how a husband with a camcorder loves his late wife <3

sean has pulled multiple joe goldbergs before u started dating. he will give u some small knick knack of ur favorite video game/show/band and ull thank him, visibly confused on when u mentioned it. hell notice and just go “i heard u talk about it like three months ago.” he only realizes HOURS LATER how creepy he sounded and his ass will start sliding down a wall dramatically in his room.

(R) rosy - what makes them blush?

sean is quick to blush. honestly, any time u guys are intimate in any sort of way his ears are probably burning up. he’ll try to hide that he’s nervous by giving u quick one-liners back but inside his heart is RACING.

(S) security - how protective are they? how would they protect you?

sean goes to great lengths to protect people he loves, like u. in relation to actual life is strange 2 lore, sean definitely does anything in his power to not involve u in the incident. if u try to contact him or find him, he’ll probably be EXTREMELY upset. at first, all he can think about is how much he wants u away from all this mess. he just wants u to live a normal life—and if that meant being far away from him he’d be okay with it. u would beg him to let u back in his life and eventually, with much hesitation, he’d oblige. keeping u alongside daniel on the road allowed u to see another side to sean. he had been hit and came back up so many times just for u. all he wants in his life is to keep u safe.

exempt from life is strange 2 lore, sean always does little things to keep u safe. there are many times where he treats u like daniel—aka a big baby LMAO. he’s big on acts of service as well so he’ll always make u walk on the inside of the sidewalk, hold ur hair away from ur face when it’s windy, help u jump off of places too high up, etc.

(T) try - how much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?

he’s so bf coded of course he puts maximum effort at all times! he gets crafty for you every anniversary—a collection of drawings of u and a curated playlist/burnt cd is the MINIMUM he’s capable of. he’s the kind of boyfriend that can actually pick up on subtleties. something u mentioned liking once? it’s now in his cart.

when sean feels like switching it up he’ll try to do things he’s not used to like pottery and completely fail 😭. he has some place in the back of his closet for all the clunky diy gifts he’s tried to make for u in the past. despite this, he’ll give u a perfect trinket dish and u’ll wonder how he’s so good at everything… well, one day in his room he’ll ask u to go get something from his closet. u go inside and see a cardboard box with 15 versions of that very same trinket dish he made.

(U) understanding - how well do they know their partner?

sean does his best at understanding you as a person. when u talk about complicated emotions and unique experiences he doesn’t quite share, he’ll have this really pensive expression. he nods along and tries to understand ur perspective to the best of his ability. because of this, its really easy to open up to sean.

sean has you down to a T. hes so so so perceptive and knows when u feel uncomfortable. a small falter in ur smile, the glossy glint in ur eyes, ur lip quivering, he sees it ALL. he will immediately try to get u out of whatever situation ure in.

(V) vanity - how concerned are they with looks?

he could give less than two farts tbh. he loves when u look like a mess, more drawing opportunities for him. he however will make a big deal about looking good in front of u. he will be styling his hair for an hour in front of the mirror before going on a date with u, hogging the bathroom. he also practices the way he approaches u and lays out his outfits to impress u LMAO.

(X) xtra headcanon

sean loves cats so much. if u have a cat, he will spend the whole time at ur house trying to befriend them. bro will be crawling all over ur house on all fours... it gets to the point where u guys can never pass by a petsmart without sean making an impromptu visit to see the cats. plus, u guys have matching cat profile pictures!!!

(Y) yearning - how will they cope when they’re missing their partner?

sean coops up and calls and texts u as much as u can. its to the extent where he will send u nonsensical texts just so he can open ur guys' chat. ur phone will be vibrating so much and out of curiosity ull open it to just see random symbols and letters strung together. he'll send u random photos throughout the day that remind him of u and make unplanned video calls. u guys do mundane tasks together in silence for HOURS. they never fail to end with him just falling asleep on call.

(Z) zzz - what are their sleep habits?

sean is NOT a morning person. because daniel’s usually the one that wakes him up, he will slam a pillow into ur face when ur just trying to wake him up. he will open his eyes to see u and mumble a “shit sorry…” and snake his hand around u back into bed. he will hold u PRISONER under those sheets. if u try to shuffle out he will snake another arm around u. u're essentially held hostage until sean decides he wants to set u free... cruel world.

unfortunately i feel like this is very lackluster and COULDVE BEEN BETTER idk. also not proofread so sorry if this was... inchuresting to read... it also sucked me dry so i think i may have to start writing ACTUAL fanfics instead of hcs😢😢😢 thank u if u did enjoy though...

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Hello I read this storyline somewhere and I want to see his version. can you write Rdj X female reader where he and y/n have a a lot of age gap and y/n is deeply in love with him. you can make them colleagues or whatever you want. he has small kid/s but no wife ,divorced or dead... your wish. reader always finds a way to flirt like staring at him and all that girl in love things and try her best to express her feelings. he has a soft spot/special place for her but keeps dodging her attempts as his priority is not only his partner but also someone who is mature enough to take care of his children like a mother. she believes age is just a number & keeps trying to prove that she can do all that and does her best to be a good mom but he prioritizes age. after desperate tries for love, reader does something really shocking to grab his attention. i read that she sends him her alluring pics but u can put smtg else if you're not comfortable. but that's when he loses it and scolds her. she feels humiliated, cries and leaves but his kids asks for her and that's when he gets her back and she apologizes for acting out of mind and they make up and he slowly realizes he loves her too and they kiss one day😊 If you do not write for real people, you can make it tony stark but plz don't involve anyone or anything marvel. no hate i just want it to be different. also, i hope you write all kinds of requests but if you don't want to write this, i can understand. its ok. english is not my first language so sorry if this is too long and any mistakes occur.

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ᯓ★ Pairing: Robert Downey Jr. x fem!reader

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The first time you met Robert Downey Jr., you were a nervous wreck. You had just landed a role in a big movie, and he was one of the leads. The idea of working with him, standing in the same room as him, was something you never thought would happen. You grew up watching his movies, admiring his effortless charm, his talent, his everything. But none of that compared to what it felt like to meet him in person.

He was magnetic.

The moment he walked onto set that day, you couldn't take your eyes off him. He had that signature smirk, the kind that made you weak in the knees, and his energy was infectious. Everyone gravitated toward him, and you were no exception. He noticed you almost immediately, tilting his head slightly as if trying to figure out where he had seen you before.

"You're the newbie," he had said, his voice smooth and teasing. "First big gig?"

You nodded, barely managing to get out a response. "Yeah. First time working with a legend too."

He chuckled, shaking his head. "Oh, honey, flattery will get you everywhere."

That was how it started.

Since then, you've worked on multiple projects together, and in that time, your admiration has only grown. You've fallen for him—hard. You know it’s ridiculous, that there’s an age gap, that he has a life far more complicated than yours, but none of it stops the way your heart races when he’s near. You flirt shamelessly, hoping he’ll finally get the hint, but he always dodges it. Not cruelly, not unkindly, but carefully, as if he knows how fragile this thing between you is.

It doesn’t stop you from trying.

Today is no different. You’re at a press event for your latest movie together, a film where your characters have a complicated relationship—one that mirrors your real-life dynamic a little too closely. Interviews, photos, endless talking—it’s all part of the routine. But the real fun is the game you play with Robert.

He’s sitting next to you, wearing that perfect suit that makes him look effortlessly handsome. His tie is slightly loosened, the top button of his shirt undone. You let yourself stare, knowing he’ll notice. He always does.

"You’re staring," he says under his breath, turning his head slightly so only you can hear.

You don’t look away. "Maybe I just like what I see."

He exhales sharply, a hint of amusement in his eyes. "You’re relentless, you know that?"

"And yet, you still haven’t given in," you tease, tilting your head at him.

"Because I know better."

You roll your eyes. He always does this—pushes back just enough to keep you at arm’s length but never so far that you lose hope. He likes you, you know he does. It’s in the way he looks at you when he thinks you’re not paying attention, the way he always finds a reason to be near you, the way his eyes soften when you say something ridiculous just to make him laugh.

But there’s a wall.

A wall built from his past, from his responsibilities, from his fears.

And part of that wall is named James and Lily.

You’ve met them before, of course. Robert talks about them all the time, his face lighting up whenever he mentions his son and daughter. The first time you saw them was on set, when Robert had brought them by for a visit. James, with his messy dark hair and bright brown eyes, was a ball of energy, running around and asking endless questions. Lily, still a baby at the time, clung to her father, big eyes staring curiously at the world around her.

You remember how carefully Robert held her, how he always kept one eye on James while making sure Lily was safe in his arms. It was a side of him you hadn’t seen before—softer, more vulnerable. It made you fall for him even more.

But it also made you realize why he keeps his distance.

Robert isn’t just looking for someone to love—he’s looking for someone who can be a mother to his children. And in his eyes, you’re too young, too inexperienced. You can see it in the way he hesitates every time you push a little too hard, the way he pulls back just when you think he might finally let himself want you.

Still, you can’t help yourself.

"Do you ever get tired of running from me?" you ask, keeping your voice light as the interview starts wrapping up.

He sighs, leaning closer, his breath warm against your ear. "I’m not running. I’m protecting."

"From what?"

He looks at you then, really looks at you, and for a second, you think he might actually answer. But instead, he shakes his head, a small, sad smile on his lips. "You’ll understand one day."

The words sting more than you expect. Because you already understand. You understand that he’s scared, that he’s been hurt before, that his children come first, always. But what he doesn’t understand is that you’re not just some starstruck girl with a crush. You love him. And you’re not going anywhere.

For now, though, you let him think he’s won this round.

But Robert Downey Jr. has no idea just how stubborn you can be.

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The afternoon sun casts a warm glow over the quiet neighborhood as you pull into Robert’s driveway, your heart pounding just a little harder than it should. You’ve been here before—not often, but enough that it shouldn’t feel like this much of a big deal. And yet, it does.

You know why.

It’s not just about rehearsing lines. It’s about being in his space, where he’s not Robert Downey Jr., the larger-than-life actor, but just Robert—the man, the father, the person he keeps tucked away from the rest of the world. You’d be lying if you said it didn’t make your stomach flip knowing that you were stepping into that part of his life, even if it was just for an afternoon.

When you knock on the door, it swings open almost immediately, and there he is—leaning against the frame like he was expecting you the second you pulled up.

“You’re early,” he says, one eyebrow lifting in amusement.

“You sound surprised,” you tease, crossing your arms.

He steps aside, gesturing for you to come in. “I figured you’d be fashionably late. Make an entrance. Give me time to mentally prepare.”

You roll your eyes as you step into the house, inhaling the familiar scent of something faintly sweet—probably whatever scented candles he always has burning. The place is warm, lived-in. Photos line the walls—some of him with the kids, some of his old movie moments, a few candid shots that make you smile.

“Please, I’m a professional,” you say, looking back at him with a smirk.

Robert chuckles, shaking his head. “We’ll see about that.”

The sound of tiny footsteps thumping against the hardwood floor interrupts your banter, and before you can react, a small body crashes into Robert’s legs.

“Daddy!”

James.

The three-year-old grips onto Robert’s pants, his big brown eyes blinking up at him before shifting to you. He takes you in for a second, curiosity flickering across his face.

Robert crouches down, ruffling James’s already-messy dark hair. “Bud, you remember Y/N, right? She’s my friend.”

James doesn’t answer right away. Instead, he tilts his head at you like he’s trying to solve a puzzle. Then, to your absolute delight, he grins.

“You’re pretty.”

You let out a surprised laugh. “Wow, you’ve got great taste, kid.”

Robert groans, shaking his head. “Don’t encourage him. He already thinks he’s a smooth talker.”

James tugs on Robert’s sleeve. “She’s like a princess, Daddy.”

Robert looks at you, unimpressed. “See what you’ve done?”

You press a hand to your heart, dramatically sighing. “I’m honored. Really. I think James is my favorite person now.”

James beams, clearly pleased with himself.

Before you can say anything else, a tiny, wobbling figure appears from around the corner. Lily. The one-and-a-half-year-old clutches a stuffed bunny in one hand and her thumb in her mouth, her big brown eyes locking onto you. She doesn’t say anything—just stares, as if assessing whether or not you’re a worthy addition to her afternoon.

“Hey, sweetheart,” you coo, crouching down a little to meet her gaze.

She doesn’t move for a moment. Then, slowly, she toddles forward, reaching out—toward you.

You freeze, glancing at Robert. He looks just as surprised as you.

“She doesn’t usually—”

But before he can finish his sentence, Lily plops herself right in front of you, holding out her bunny as if offering it to you. Your heart nearly melts on the spot.

“For me?” you ask softly.

She nods.

Robert exhales, rubbing a hand over his jaw. “Well, that’s new.”

You glance up at him. “What, she doesn’t usually like people?”

“She doesn’t usually like anyone this fast.”

You look back at Lily, who is still watching you with those impossibly big eyes, and you swear your heart expands in your chest.

“I’m honored,” you whisper, taking the bunny carefully. “Thank you, sweetheart.”

She grins—a tiny, toothy thing that makes Robert shake his head in disbelief.

And just like that, you’re in.

James tugs on your hand suddenly, his excitement bubbling over. “Come play with me!”

You glance at Robert, raising an eyebrow. “I thought we were rehearsing?”

Robert folds his arms, amusement dancing in his eyes. “Apparently, you’ve been recruited for something far more important.”

James bounces on his toes. “Come on! Come on!”

You laugh, allowing him to pull you toward the living room, where toys are scattered across the floor—cars, action figures, stuffed animals. It’s a child’s wonderland.

Robert sighs, following behind you. “Guess we’re doing this now.”

You sit cross-legged on the floor, James plopping down beside you while Lily waddles over and settles into Robert’s lap.

James immediately starts explaining the “rules” of whatever elaborate game he’s come up with, something about superheroes and princesses and bad guys. You nod along seriously, determined to keep up.

Robert, however, just leans back against the couch, watching you with something unreadable in his expression.

You meet his gaze. “What?”

He shakes his head, a small smile tugging at the corner of his lips. “Nothing.”

But it’s not nothing. You can feel it in the air, in the way his eyes linger a little longer than they should.

Lily shifts in his lap, grabbing onto his shirt. “Daddy,” she murmurs.

He glances down at her. “Yeah, baby?”

She points at you. “Princess.”

Robert lets out a soft laugh. “Oh boy. Now you’ve really done it.”

James nods vigorously. “Yeah! Y/N is the princess. And you’re the knight, Daddy.”

You smirk. “Oh, I like where this is going.”

Robert groans, rubbing a hand over his face. “Fantastic. Just fantastic.”

You spend the next hour immersed in their world, letting James lead the way while Lily occasionally chimes in with her limited vocabulary. Robert, despite his initial protests, plays along—because, of course, he does. He’s a natural with them, effortlessly switching between playful and protective, always keeping an eye on both kids even when he’s pretending to be a dragon or a brave knight.

And you?

You’re completely and utterly in love.

Not just with Robert, but with this. With the laughter, the chaos, the warmth of it all.

At some point, Lily crawls into your lap, resting her tiny head against your chest as if it’s the most natural thing in the world. James sits beside you, chattering about something you can barely follow, and when you glance up at Robert, he’s already looking at you.

There’s something different in his eyes now. Something softer.

You swallow hard, offering him a small smile. “What?”

He doesn’t answer right away. Instead, he just watches you, his expression unreadable.

Finally, he exhales, shaking his head. “Nothing,” he murmurs. “Just… you’re good at this.”

You glance down at Lily, who is dozing off against you, and then at James, who is still playing but leaning into your side like he’s already claimed you as his.

Your heart stutters.

“Maybe I just like spending time with them,” you say quietly.

Robert doesn’t look away. “Yeah,” he murmurs. “Maybe.”

And for the first time, you think you’re starting to break through that wall.

---

The next time you see Robert, it’s not because of work.

It starts with a text—short, casual, as if it’s no big deal.

Robert: Hey, no pressure, but James keeps asking if you can come over.

You stare at the message, your heart doing an embarrassingly enthusiastic flip. It’s only been a few days since you last saw them, but apparently, that was enough time for James to miss you. And, if you’re reading between the lines correctly, Robert is letting you know that it’s not just James—it’s him, too.

You: Are you sure it’s James who’s asking?

You expect him to deny it, to brush it off, but instead, his response comes almost immediately.

Robert: Don’t get cocky.

You grin at your phone.

That’s how it starts.

At first, it’s just occasional visits. You drop by for an hour or two, entertaining James with his ever-evolving games while Lily clings to you like you’ve been a part of her life forever. Robert watches, sometimes joining in, sometimes just leaning against the wall with that unreadable expression that’s becoming more familiar.

But then, something shifts.

Because it’s not just James and Lily asking for you—it’s Robert.

He doesn’t always say it outright, but you can tell. The way he texts more often. The way he calls and casually asks what you’re doing, if you’re busy, if you feel like stopping by. The way he doesn’t protest when you stay a little longer, when you help put Lily to bed, when you make dinner with him like it’s the most natural thing in the world.

And before you know it, you’re there all the time.

Like now.

Lily is in your lap, her tiny hands gripping your fingers as she babbles happily, her words still forming but getting clearer every day. She’s pointing at things, demanding names for everything in sight.

“Tree,” you say as she points out the window.

“Te-ee,” she repeats, her little brow furrowed in concentration.

You grin. “Close enough.”

She beams, clearly proud of herself. Then she turns, pointing at Robert, who is sprawled out on the couch, watching you both with amused eyes.

“Da-da.”

Robert smirks. “Well, at least she’s got that one down.”

You roll your eyes. “Oh, please. That was probably her first word.”

“Actually, it was ‘baba.’” He stretches, arms behind his head. “But yeah, I came pretty close after that. She’s obsessed with me.”

Lily makes a sound of protest, reaching for you. “Yaya!”

You blink. “Wait—was that supposed to be me?”

Robert raises an eyebrow. “Sounds like it.”

Your heart stutters in your chest. “Lily, sweetheart, are you trying to say my name?”

She grins, nodding enthusiastically. “Yaya!”

Robert lets out a low whistle. “Damn. She’s really gone and named you.”

You should not be this emotional over a nickname formed by an eighteen-month-old, but you are.

Lily snuggles against your chest, and you kiss the top of her head, your voice soft. “I think I love you, kiddo.”

Robert doesn’t say anything, but when you glance up, his expression is different.

Softer.

Like maybe, just maybe, he’s letting himself believe this could be something real.

James comes barreling into the room a second later, effectively breaking the moment.

“Y/N! Come see what I built!”

You laugh, shifting Lily so you can stand. “Alright, alright. Lead the way.”

James grabs your hand, pulling you toward his latest Lego masterpiece, and as you follow him, you don’t miss the way Robert watches you go.

Like he’s realizing, piece by piece, that you’re already a part of this family.

And the craziest part?

You feel like you belong.

---

You don’t plan on spending so much time at Robert’s house.

It just… happens.

At first, it’s occasional visits. Then, before you know it, it’s almost every other day. The kids expect you now. James asks for you in the mornings, wondering if today is a “Y/N day.” Lily waddles around the house, clutching her stuffed bunny, babbling “Yaya” like it’s the most important word in her vocabulary.

And Robert?

He doesn’t push you away. If anything, he makes it easier for you to stay.

It’s little things—leaving an extra hoodie on the couch because he knows you’ll eventually get cold, making enough dinner for you without asking, sending casual texts that don’t really ask you to come over but make it clear that he wouldn’t mind if you did.

You’ve fallen into something. A rhythm. A life.

And it scares you how much you love it.

—

Today is one of those days where you’re not supposed to be at Robert’s house—but you are.

You were only supposed to stop by for a little bit. Just to see the kids, maybe help Robert with dinner. But then James begged you to stay for movie night, and Lily climbed into your lap, hugging you like she never wanted to let go, and suddenly, leaving didn’t feel like an option.

So now, you’re curled up on the couch with James tucked under one arm and Lily sprawled across your lap, her little fingers gripping your hoodie like she’s making sure you won’t disappear. Robert sits at the other end of the couch, legs stretched out, watching the screen with lazy amusement.

Halfway through the movie, James shifts, resting his head against your chest with a content sigh.

“Mommy, can you—”

Silence.

Your heart stops.

James freezes, his body tensing like he realizes his mistake too late.

Robert sits up straighter.

Lily, oblivious, claps her hands and repeats, “Mommy!”

The air in the room changes instantly.

Your throat goes dry. Your pulse pounds in your ears.

James lifts his head slowly, wide brown eyes flicking between you and Robert, realizing what he just said. “I—I mean—”

Robert clears his throat. “Hey, bud.” His voice is calm, steady, but you can see the tension in his shoulders. “You know Y/N isn’t your mommy, right?”

James nods quickly, his little face crumpling. “I know! It just… just came out.”

Lily, still unaware of the awkwardness, buries her face in your chest, mumbling, “Mommy, Mommy,” like it’s the most natural thing in the world.

You finally find your voice, forcing a gentle smile. “It’s okay, buddy. I know you didn’t mean anything bad.”

James’ lip wobbles. “You’re here all the time. You do stuff like a mommy.”

And there it is.

Robert runs a hand through his hair, exhaling sharply. “James, come here for a second.”

James hesitates, then slowly gets up, moving toward his father. Robert pulls him into his lap, resting a steady hand on his back.

“You know that just because someone spends time with us, it doesn’t mean they have to be your mom, right?”

James nods, but he still looks upset. “But I like when Y/N is here.”

Robert glances at you. Your heart clenches at the conflict in his eyes.

“I like when she’s here too,” Robert admits, his voice softer now. “But we have to be careful about words like that, okay?”

James sniffles. “Sorry.”

You step in before Robert can say anything else, offering James a reassuring smile. “Hey, no need to be sorry. I love spending time with you guys.” You ruffle his hair, making him giggle a little. “And I love that you feel comfortable with me. But I also know that your mom is important to you, and I’d never try to take her place, okay?”

James nods again, looking slightly reassured. “Okay.”

Robert squeezes his shoulder before letting him go. James immediately climbs back onto the couch, curling up against you again, as if he doesn’t want to let the moment linger too long.

Lily, on the other hand, is still contently murmuring, “Mommy,” into your hoodie.

Robert rubs his face, clearly at a loss. “She’s not letting that one go, huh?”

You chuckle, running a soothing hand down Lily’s back. “She’s still little. It’s probably just because James said it.”

Lily snuggles closer, sighing happily. “Yaya… Mommy.”

You and Robert make eye contact again.

His expression is unreadable, but you can tell he’s thinking. Processing.

You’re not sure what happens next.

But for now, you hold Lily close, let James press against your side, and pretend that this—whatever this is—isn’t completely terrifying.

---

You refuse to give up.

Robert might keep brushing off your advances, sidestepping every attempt you make, but you know what you feel. You know that this thing between you is real. The way he looks at you when he thinks you don’t notice, the way he lets you into his world, the way he trusts you with James and Lily—it all means something.

And yeah, you’re younger than him. By a lot. But what does that really matter?

Age is just a number. It doesn’t define who you are, what you’re capable of, or how much love you have to give.

So you keep trying.

You spend more time with the kids, doing everything you can to show him that you’re not just playing house—you can be what they need. You cook dinners, read bedtime stories, soothe Lily when she wakes up crying in the middle of the night. You handle James’ tantrums with patience, help with his schoolwork, listen when he rambles about his favorite superheroes.

And you don’t do it just for Robert. You love these kids. You love them so much it scares you.

But no matter how much you give, how much you prove, Robert won’t let himself see it.

He keeps you at arm’s length. Always careful. Always drawing that invisible line between you.

And it’s driving you insane.

One night, after another long day at his house—after another quiet moment where he looked at you like he wanted to say something but didn’t—you go home feeling restless.

You sit on your bed, staring at your phone, heart pounding.

You know what you’re about to do is reckless. Stupid, even. But you’re desperate. You need him to see you. Not as the younger woman he keeps dismissing, not as just a friend, not as just the person who takes care of his kids.

You need him to see you as a woman.

Your fingers tremble slightly as you open the camera, angling the shot just right. It’s not too much—but it’s enough. Enough to make him look twice. Enough to get his attention.

Before you can second-guess yourself, you hit send.

The moment the message delivers, your stomach twists.

Minutes pass. No response.

Then your phone rings.

Robert.

You hesitate, suddenly second-guessing everything. But it’s too late to back out now. You take a deep breath and answer.

His voice is sharp, controlled—but there’s something simmering underneath. “What the hell was that?”

Your throat goes dry. “I—”

“No,” he interrupts. “Don’t even try to explain. What were you thinking?”

You clench your phone, your face burning. “I was thinking that I wanted you to see me, Robert.”

He lets out a harsh breath. “See you? You think this is how to do that?”

You grit your teeth. “You won’t look at me any other way.”

His silence is heavy.

You push forward, voice shaking but firm. “I’ve done everything. I’ve been there for you, for the kids. I’ve proven that I’m not just some stupid girl with a crush. And you—” You swallow hard, your eyes stinging. “You keep acting like it doesn’t matter.”

“It does matter.” His voice is lower now, but no less intense. “That’s the problem.”

“Then why—”

“Because you’re young, Y/N!” His voice rises, frustration spilling over. “Too young for this. Too young for me.”

Your heart cracks. “That’s not fair.”

“It’s reality.”

Tears blur your vision. “Reality? Reality is me taking care of your kids like they’re my own. Reality is you looking at me like you want this just as much as I do but being too much of a coward to admit it.”

His breath catches, but he recovers quickly. “You don’t know what you’re talking about.”

You laugh bitterly, wiping at your face. “Right. Because I’m just some stupid kid, right? Too young to understand?”

He sighs, but it’s not soft. It’s tired. “Y/N…”

“Forget it.” Your voice breaks. “I get it now.”

And you hang up before he can say another word.

You don’t go back to his house after that

---

You don’t go back.

Not the next day. Not the day after that. Not even when James sends you a voice message asking if you’re coming over.

You can’t.

It’s not fair to them, but you can’t even bear the thought of looking at Robert right now. Not after what happened. Not after the way he made you feel—like you were stupid, like you were nothing more than a reckless girl who didn’t know any better.

So you stay away.

Days turn into a week. Then two.

Your phone stays quiet. No messages from him. No calls.

Maybe this is what he wanted all along.

Maybe you were the only one who ever believed this could be something more.

Then, one evening, your phone buzzes.

It’s late, and you almost don’t check. But when you do, your chest tightens.

Robert: James won’t stop crying for you.

You sit up in bed, your heart pounding.

A minute later, another text.

Robert: Lily keeps asking where you are. She won’t go to bed. I don’t know what to tell them anymore.

You blink back tears, gripping your phone.

This isn’t fair to them.

They don’t deserve this.

Your stomach knots as you hover over your screen, hesitating.

Then, finally, you type:

You: I’ll come over.

—

When you step into Robert’s house, the first thing you hear is James’ little sniffles from the couch.

The second he sees you, he scrambles up, his face streaked with dried tears. “Y/N!”

He rushes forward, throwing his arms around your waist before you can even breathe. “Where were you? I missed you so much!”

You drop to your knees, hugging him tightly. “I’m so sorry, buddy.”

Lily, who had been curled up against Robert, suddenly perks up. Her eyes widen, and then she lets out a squeal. “Yaya!”

She wobbles toward you as fast as her little legs will carry her, practically falling into your lap. You pick her up, burying your face in her soft curls, your heart aching with guilt.

Robert stands a few feet away, watching you carefully. His face is unreadable, but there’s something different in his eyes.

You swallow hard, then look back at the kids. “I didn’t mean to disappear. I promise.”

James sniffs, still clinging to you. “You won’t leave again?”

You glance at Robert. He holds your gaze for a long moment before looking away.

“I won’t,” you say softly.

—

After the kids finally go to bed—Lily curled up against you, James holding your hand until he drifts off—you head to the kitchen. You expect Robert to just let you leave after that, to let this whole thing go unspoken.

But when you turn, he’s right there.

You freeze, gripping the counter.

He doesn’t look mad. Just… tired.

“You can’t just run away when things get hard,” he says quietly.

You exhale, shaking your head. “Robert, I—” You close your eyes for a second before looking at him again. “I know. And I’m sorry. For everything. I was completely out of my mind that night. I just—” Your voice catches. “I just wanted you to see me.”

His jaw tightens. “I do see you.”

You shake your head. “No. You see my age. That’s all you ever see.”

Robert doesn’t deny it.

But then he says, almost too softly, “It’s not just that.”

You frown. “Then what?”

He lets out a slow breath, rubbing the back of his neck. “You… you’re not just someone I can fool around with, Y/N. If I let this happen, if I let myself—” He cuts off, his voice strained. “It’s not just about us. It’s about them.”

Your heart clenches. “I know.”

“No, I don’t think you do,” he says, suddenly sharper. “Because if this doesn’t work, if something goes wrong, they lose you. Not just me. Them.”

You stare at him, stunned.

That thought—God, that had never even crossed your mind.

He exhales heavily, raking a hand through his hair. “James called you ‘Mommy’ the other night. You saw how fast Lily took to you. If I let this happen, and it doesn’t last, you don’t just break my heart. You break theirs.”

The weight of his words sinks into your chest.

For the first time, you see it from his side.

The fear. The hesitation. It’s not just about you being younger. It’s about the fact that, if he lets you in—really lets you in—there’s no going back.

You take a shaky breath. “I don’t want to hurt them.”

“I know.” His voice is gentler now. “And I know you didn’t mean to hurt them by leaving. But you did.”

You swallow hard. “I was embarrassed. I felt humiliated, Robert.”

His face softens, and he sighs. “Yeah. I know.”

A long silence stretches between you.

Then he takes a step closer.

Your pulse jumps, but you don’t move.

“I never wanted to hurt you either,” he admits, his voice low.

You look up at him.

Something shifts in his expression.

Like he’s finally seeing what was there all along.

His hand lifts slightly, like he wants to touch you—but he hesitates.

You don’t.

You reach out, grasping his fingers, squeezing just enough to let him know it’s okay.

His eyes flicker with something unreadable.

Then, finally, he moves.

Slowly, carefully, he cups your face, his thumb brushing lightly against your cheek.

Your breath catches.

He watches you for a second longer, like he’s making sure you’re real.

And then he kisses you.

It’s soft at first—hesitant.

But when you don’t pull away, when you press closer, it deepens.

It’s not just a kiss.

It’s everything.

Every unspoken feeling. Every moment that led to this. Every fear, every hesitation, melting away into something undeniable.

When he finally pulls back, he rests his forehead against yours, exhaling shakily.

You close your eyes, your fingers still tangled in his shirt.

Neither of you speaks.

Because for the first time, words aren’t needed.

[curtsycream]

Frat! Headcanons

Frat!Ghost, Soap, and Gaz x Soro!Reader

This is so short and I just I don’t know, as someone who was really into greek life I felt a need to. Not proofread, talks about their sex life briefly, and mostly includes partying. Not the complete soro/frat life but I thought this would be more interesting.

Being in a relationship with Frat! Simon, Kyle, and Johnny. You belong to the sister sorority on campus. Your sorority and their fraternity have lots of events together from toga nights to casino nights.

No matter what the party is Simon always sticks close to you. Call it your scary dog privileges as no one dares to approach you either him one step behind you.

At parties you can be a bit of a lightweight and tend to put your drink down a lot. Well you used to but whenever you feel the need to put your drink down you hand it to Simon, “hold please.” Simon will literally guard it with his life even if you only handed it to him to hold hands with Johnny.

Johnny normally doesn’t hold your drinks as he has a tendency to drink it. He gets curious about the mix you have in your cup and drinks it or assumes you made it for him. “How was I supposed to know you just handed me a cup, baby.”

Kyle was also a good option to hold your cup as he would hold it close. If anyone walked up to him he would assume it was for the drink. “No you can’t hold this, so you can spike it? I’ve seen movies I know how this goes down.” Truthfully he means well, when you walk back over to him it would be like a puppy seeing its owner. He would hand you back your cup smiling when you say thank you.

I’d like to think that Johnny and Kyle would rope you into beer pong games as much as they can. They like to watch you play even if you’re not the best at it. But anytime someone gets a pong ball into a cup during your turn one of them would drink it. Their only excuse is, “I was thirsty.” But deep down the reason was because they didn’t want you to get completely wasted.

The aftermath of parties would always be the best. Since the parties usually took place in the fraternity you would sleep there. It was convenient that Kyle and Johnny share a room.

If you were drunk they would take care of you. Well take care of you and Kyle, he’s not the greatest at pacing himself and tends to go beyond his limits. You all would push Johnny and Kyle’s beds together and cuddle.

But on the nights you didn’t drink or barely drank let’s say things would go differently. It would usually start the second Johnny’s lips were on yours. Pretty soon you’d have Simon’s hands on your hand as he thrusts into your mouth. With Kyle and Johnny sharing your cunt as they kiss. Even when you weren’t drunk it was always an intoxicating experience.

I’m an avid believer that these guys are the kind to be into public sex, face fucking, double penetration, degradation, and boob jobs. They’re always willing to try something new which is usually brought up by Soap, “so I saw this thing on like tv or something and wanted to try it.” “You mean pornhub?”

Prepare for jealous girls to show up to the frat parties hoping they have a chance with them. You never have to worry they’re too loyal to do that to you. Kyle is usually says something loudly to deter them from him, “I have a wife, she knows how to fight!” Whether you know how to fight or not that’s always his go to statement.

Johnny chooses a different approach he tends to call over one of his frat brothers and introduces him to her. “Hey Gary, this is…what’s your name again? Oh, yeah Olivia, yeah this is Olivia. Enjoy.”

Simon wouldn’t even let a girl speak a word before he was walking away like he didn’t hear a thing. Actions speak louder than words sometimes.

Your sorority sisters rarely see you during weekends as you’re always with your boyfriends. It becomes a tradition for the four of you to lock yourselves away in Johnny and Kyle’s room for the weekend and hangout. Most times it involves old horror movies and your own versions of drinking games. It can’t be helped you’re all hormonal university students.

[basilbunni]

what are your relationship hcs for ninajack?

chat this deleted my work so this is way more delayed than played

but thank you for asking

more under cut im a yapper abt them </3

so as kind of a foundation i think nina and jack have a super opposites attract relationship and i kind of touched on that in my phys hc post (check that out if you enjoy this content bee tee dubs)

for example, nina is super duper messy while jack is obsessively organized and clean from being an ocd doctor man

they really level each other out in an almost healing way and that's part of why i love this ship sm lmao

nina keeps jack from trying to be painfully perfect and he keeps her from being dangerously reckless and laidback

they also fit under a princess and knight in shining armor type thing for me personally— and yes, i will explain LOL

nina, after being in a super neglectful and abusive relationship with jeff, gets to be with jack who's more attentive and caring towards nina, making her feel more like herself and leads her to being more in tune with princess treatment

jack also has relationship trauma, which i think anyone could guess if you've even just heard about the background story that the person who made sally's story made and not just seen the low quality mask photo story

(for those who DONT know that story and dont want spoilers for it i do suggest leaving the post now and reading it because it is a pretty common reference for the creepypasta fandom and i will be referencing big plot points)

so having the sacrificial college girlfriend (whos name i would look up but im currently on a roadtrip with shitty service) jack isn't used to getting anything back in return and/or being treated nicely without something sinister being behind it

but nina loves super unconditionally— which immediately contradicts that train of thought which would ultimately lead him to trusting her more and more over time til they're just at a point where they can both love each other without fear of the other person being similar to their past experiences and that's just so heartwarming urgrgrhh

the knight part really comes into play with nina being a bit clumsy and reckless because jack is constantly having to basically baby proof her experiences because she is so prone to creating problems

moving on— jack finds little acts of service that nina isnt really used to to show his love

like he'll make her a meal or get her jewelry or whatever just to make her day because its not something she got with jeff at all

which its more like it makes her month because she will not stop talking about it to anybody who will listen

that's just how she is— she loves very loudly

which is COMPLETELY NEW to jack considering that the sacrificial college girlfriend (i still havent googled her name my signal is somehow worse) was truly just there to lead a lamb to the slaughter

so when nina is actively seeking his affection and caring and loving for him it is such a new experience that i would think he wasn't quite sure what to do

guys hes a nerdy medical major white guy first and a demon second in my books he is an awkward man

but there's a want to be perfect for nina so he really fakes it til he makes it

but then nina is also a super-people-reader so when things dont line up she's immediately on his case

"hey man i thought you barely had any experience why are you good at kissing are you lying to me"

and then he gets a little embarrassed by it and hes like "i have no idea what you're talking about i'm just paying attention to your reactions"

she still doesnt believe him fully but she accepts it

they do cute shit together too

like they'll watch movies and tv and stuff together and cuddle

or nina will dress him up and buy him clothes (because like i said in the past post, jack is very copy and paste easy outfits and nina is obsessive with accessories and big outfits yada yada yada)

he'd probably let nina do just about anything tho as long as shes having fun and close to him hes pretty content

god i feel like i still have more lmk if you want more urgrgrhnmmhmf

[neerons]

Hi! How are you doing? I wanted to ask if you know some stories that are similar to MK. It can be another game, manga/webtoon, or even movies/series/dramas. I want to read or watch a similar story with an interesting plot and deep stories, but not too complicated. The storyline has to be logical/coherent and well written. The characters must be strong and have interesting personalities, good developments and if possible, good relationships too. I don't have a particular theme in mind, but I'd like some romance in the story (the two lovers are equals). If you have some recommendations or if someone else has some stories to share, I'm interested! Thank you ❤️

Hi! I'm very good thank you. I hope you're doing well too ❤

I'm not going to help out much when it comes to other games, webtoons, movies or series as what I play, read or watch in these categories don't really fit Masquerade Kiss' universe.

Anyone is welcome to leave recommendations as well. Try to tag @ himawari ⬆ for visibility so your comment can be seen

MK is pretty unique so not everything I recommend is even 50% close to being similar to MK, so I mostly rely on core details that match.

However when it comes to mangas/animes, there are ones I can instantly think about, and some others that have similarities as well. Some of them don't involve romance but I tried to think of ones who do.

Black Butler

If you're looking for something similar to Kei's route, let me introduce you to my favorite anime and manga ✨ Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji ✨

It doesn't involve the romance you're looking for, but the story is deep, linked to religion and a sexy demon butler, with one of the main characters (Ciel) having a very similar past to Kei. It's actually the only one I can think of that is so similar to MK overall, but it's definitely darker.

It involves the same things we see in Kei's route in general: rejection of religious faith, demons (but here an actual one), philosophy about what being a human is, child abuse in a religious setting, being left as an orphan, and another thing very similar to Kei that I will not spoil as it is a big plot twist in the manga. (But tbh I wouldn't be surprised if the writer in charge of Kei got inspired by Black Butler)

(However, keep in mind that if you watch the anime, you need to look up the episodes that are adapted from the manga so the plot stays coherent (the anime has some parts of S1 and S2 that were invented, and you should avoid watching those, unless you want to, if you want to understand the actual plot)

The Apothecary Diaries

The romance is not completely established yet even in the manga, as it is slow burn. However the FL is extremely interesting and strong, intelligent as well as very funny. The ML is equally as good, and both have a very interesting relationship.

I recommend this one especially for the "equals" part you're looking for, but the era they're in in this universe doesn't fit MK's. But the story is quite deep and not that hard to understand

Spy x Family

This one is linked to spies and assassins, and family life in general in a cold war setting. I realize as I'm writing this just how much I suck at doing these masterpieces justice btw.

Anyway, the characters are extremely good. The story, with all its comedy and funny moments, is also quite profound as you have characters start to understand what love is (kind of similar to MK as well in this aspect?) and well, it's about ✨ spies ✨ I like to compare the MK Boss and Twilight (the ML) as they're incredible at their work.

The romances are not well established as well in this one but they're slowly building.

The era is also a bit different, but it's not too shocking

Kaguya-sama: Love is War

This one is also a funny one. The FL and ML and side characters are all amazing and well written. It's an elite high school setting. It's not dark like the others ones I've mentioned and is more of a comfort anime/manga.

I think the characters' banter can be similar to what we're used to see in MK, and it's a lovely, although frustrating at times, slow burn

7th Time Loop: The Villainess enjoys a carefree life married to her worst enemy!

I almost tired my fingers out typing that title, but this anime has a really good romance with a very independent, strong, intelligent and capable FL, with a strong, cold but actually tender ML.

Not the same era as MK again, but it's another one with both leads being equally as good and having a good relationship (although it's not easy at first). The FL's belief in justice and her kindness are also similar to our lovely MK MC as well.

I don't know if you have already watched or read those, but that's mostly what I could think of. Sadly, I have yet to find one very similar to MK's glamour, sensual, funny and dark vibe myself but I hope I helped you a bit, and if I didn't, then I'm sorry and I hope you'll find something good!

I guess the Mission Impossible movies that the MC loves so much are actual inspirations for MK? So you might be interested in those if you haven't watched them.

The movie or series about Hannibal Lecter with Mads Mikkelsen for Kei's route as well? Although I haven't watched it myself so I don't know if it was an inspiration, and it's gore, so be careful with the warnings

I could recommend you French romantic movies that MC would enjoy and that would be similar to MK (as MK heavily implements French references in its content), but I won't be able to guarantee there'll be a translation for you to understand, so I'm giving up the idea

Thank you for the ask, and have a lovely day/night ❤

[bigbroadvice]

preface: dude i have never talked to someone, kissed anyone, hugged, held hands or literally anything romantic with another person. i have no idea how to date or talk to people i like. i barely even know how to talk to new people to just make new friends.

anyway, there's this boy i like at school and he doesn't know who i am (probably) and i have a huge crush on him. i doubt he would even like me back but i just want advice on how to approach this because for one,

we've never talked, and he probably thnks i'm weird. two,

i've never had a guy friend before and, again, i don't know how to talk to people (i'm really awkward and shy) and three,

i like him so BAD and i just want him to notice me maybe a little bit. i just wanna feel what it feels like to date.

maybe this is completely stupid because i need advice on how to get out there, pretty please!

(btw don't have any socials so i can't reach out to him like that)

*me perplexedly scrolling back through my memory to figure out how on earth I ended up dating people*

Aight, I really don’t think there is one perfect way to do this, so I’m just gonna give you some examples of what’s worked for me.

1: Smiling

I noticed someone around school I was interested in getting to know, so every time I saw them I smiled at them like I was happy to see them, cuz I was, then cuz I smiled they would smile back. Had never said a word to one another, did not have a single class together. But we passed eachother frequently enough that the smiling evolved into a sheepish little wave back and forth which became almost its own kind of inside joke to the point that when we finally found ourselves alone waiting in the same hallway for something, we laughed like we were already friends, sat down next to eachother, and he was like “my name’s _____, what’s yours?” Next time I saw him I offered to show him around the art building. We were friends after that and he asked me out in about a month.

2: Asking for Help

I had recently gotten an undercut and I noticed somebody else in one of my classes had the same haircut. So I went up to them and was like “hey, wanna cut each other’s hair” and she was like “… sure?” So then we met up to cut eachother’s hair and just talked and goofed around and had a good time while doing it. It was a somewhat regular thing that needed to be done so it gave us a good excuse to hang out and get to know eachother. Her partner ended up hanging out with us and within a matter of months we settled into some form of queerplatonic polyamory.

This is a rather hyperspecific example, but I think the key thing is that I identified something we could help eachother with and work together on which is a really good way to form connections.

3: Yo! You Like Ninja Turtles?

First day of class I noticed someone I thought looked pretty cool so I sat next to them. They saw my ninja turtles cup and were like, “Yo, you’ve seen that movie?” And we just had a great time geeking out and seeing what fandoms we had in common. After that we chatted and doodled together before that class every week and they eventually invited me to come hang out with them and their friends and I invited them to come hang out with mine. This thanksgiving I asked if they wanted to come along with me for thanksgiving for some moral support (my family situation isn’t great) and as a way to avoid their family (their family situation also sucks). We ended up having a great time (us against the world is lo-key one of the best dynamics of all time) and got together the day after thanksgiving.

Baisically, look for common interests you might be able to talk about and then invite them to do stuff together. (This is easier to play off more casually if you’ve got a friend group you can invite them to hang out with, but it still works even if you don’t have one of those. Working on a school project, helping eachother study, or getting together for a movie/tv show are all good first hangouts for groups or one on one.)

I hope something in this is helpful! Feel free to ask more questions. Anybody else got any good dating advice?

[isekai-crow]

Cherry Magic Ep 3

I thought we were gonna get the partner for Masato in episode 3, but we got him in episode 4. INSTEAD HOWEVER, in episode 3 we got some other fun characters!!

ONE OF THEM BEING VOICED BY FUCKING YUUSUKE SHIRAI!!!!

Was not expecting his high pitched whiney voice to appear OUT OF A CHARACTER LIKE THIS but also I really SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SURPRISED. HE'S A STAPLE IN BL ANIME AND AUDIO DRAMAS. High pitched whiney is a compliment by the way because its CUTE and made Capybara have conniptions while listening cause this is his favorite VA, and also DAMN THIS DUDE HAS RANGE.

GO listen to the character Ramuda's voice from HypMic and you'll see what I'm talking about. His other characters are friggen Sasaki from Sasaki and Miyano, Nikaido from Idolish7, Usui Masumi from A3!, and basically this man can SING and has RANGE and is bread and butter in the anime idol boy world.

So yea, Shirai, Yuusuke plays the annoying kouhai Yuuta Rokkaku, whose only purpose is to make Kurosawa jealous of Adachi spending time with someone and make Adachi jealous of Kurosawa's 'perfection' when Kurosawa starts showing off trying to get his attention away from Rokkaku. I also hope he becomes a Shipper On Deck with the other new character, Nozomi Fujisaki!

Koshimizu, Ami is the voice of Fujisaki sempai, who is so far just a stereotypical Japanese office lady, but having seen her in the opening we know that she is the CAPTAIN of this Ship, All Hands On Deck, and has fucking Acrylic Stands of these two that she's absolutely gonna make kiss like barbie dolls.

She also voices fricken Ryuuko fro Kill La Kill, Kallen Stadtfield from Code Geass, Sailor Jupiter from Sailer Moon Crystal, and a TON of other big name female characters!! Delightful.

LMAO if this isn't the first thing that pops up in episode 3!! I'VE TAKEN THIS MEDICINE BEFORE. It's OTC anti-hangover meds THAT FUCKING WORK. They're also really good for dealing with certain IBS symptoms. OTC Meds in Japan are Great. (*w*)b

Episode 3 is the Karaoke Episode, standard Japanese business life going drinking with your superiors to "improve moral" (This shit sucks, and I only had to deal with it the first 3 years I lived here. Bosses don't know what boundaries are, don't even know the word).

There's tons of funny faces. This episode was having so much fun.

Poor Kurosawa fails at impressing his love interest with Karaoke cause the man is too upset by how perfect he is. WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE GOOD AT EVERYTHING. I'm waiting for the moment when that perfection is peeled back to show the person underneath.

Adachi tries to rescue his female co-worker whose being catcalled / harrased by drunk dudes not even from their company, only to get rescued himself.

Fujisaki is all of us. She knows EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING ON. Even if Adachi doesn't lmao. She doesn't need to read minds. She's got Fujoshi-Senses.

Adachi is also not subtle at ALL ABOUT TOUCHING?????? But he's also NEVER successful???????? MY BOY. THINK. USE THAT SINGULAR BRAIN CELL TO FIND A BETTER WAY.

I guess Adachi like Rokkoku enough to go to a Sauna with him? And Kurosawa is of course tags along because he gets to see Adachi naked.

This is also SUCH a Japanese thing. Someone's hobby is always something boring like "listening to music" or "watching movies" or "drinking socially" which aren't REAL hobbies, OR IT'S WEIRD RANDOM STUFF LIKE GOING TO A SAUNA.

OH LOOK HIS NIPPLES ARE GROWN IN. (This is a running joke between me and Capybara about whether a character is an adult or not)

Bless this poor simping man. Some day. Just you wait.

STEAM CONDUCTS THOUGHTS!!!!! Poor Adachi clutching his towel and running like the fair maiden heart he is after seeing all of Kuroswa's fantasies.

So capybara and my theory is that it's BODY heat that transfers the thoughts, otherwise it wouldn't work through clothing. (What happens if we get an Adachi or Kurosawa with hypothermia? Sick Fic anyone?)

But also this is the kind of stuff I feel bad for Kurosawa about. He's allowed to have fantasies damnit! They shouldn't be held against him! Unless he does something to Adachi that he doesn't want or consent to LET THE MAN LIVE DAMNIT.

But also poor Adachi for having to experience that anyways haha.

We get a rare moment here of hearing Kurosawa's inner thoughts (mostly self pity about the situation his heart has gotten him into), and it's NOT filtered through Adachi for once! So it humanizes him a bit more (not that he wasn't human before? But like people idolize him rather than villanize him... I don't know the word I'm looking for... endears us to him?) and we get to see his thoughts on the situation, the damage that's been done from being basically a "Gifted Kid" in more ways than one, fucking SA'd by a CEO Lady and also WHY he likes Adachi and damn, it took someone seeing him as something less then Ken Doll Perfect for once in his life to fall for someone of the same sex. It's definitely more than that, but like. That's so story book sweet and a little sad type romantic. I love it.

It took one man giving him a Dom Face to awaken the Inner Sub in him, and his heart was stolen, lmao. (I think this might be Capybara projecting and wanting someone to look at HIM like that tho >w>) (im gonna get murdered for that)

I hope they continue to play with tropes and don't follow the standard "One of these MALE characters is just a stand in for a FEMALE, so one is the seme/top and one is the uke/bottom and they NEVER switch."

God I hope they switch. And/Or Adachi makes the first real move. Or like, Pins / Kabe-Don's Kurosawa to the wall. That would make me so happy.

CAREFUL ADACHI. HE'S ON TO YOU. HE'S STARTING TO SUSPECT YOU'RE USING WITCH CRAFT ON HIM.

also AHHHH THIS IS SO CUTE. Kurosawa is adorable and so in love and so worried, and it's fairly realistic! I can't wait for more.

[alicewhimzy]

Ok. I finally saw the movie today and I loved it. 🍫🎩🏭

Those who have also seen it or are not afraid of spoilers, read on.

It wasn't like the other movies or the musicals or the book, but I don't mind. That's the point, it's a different interpretation and I'm fine with that. One main theme of this story is following and achieving one's dreams, and it shows that theme alongside others in all its glass-half-full glory. It's full of whimsy and camp and its proud of that.

The songs are nice and wouldn't sound out of place in one of the Dahl musicals. One of them, World of Your Own, even reminds me of the Beatles, which is saying something if you ask me. Timothée Chalamet's voice sounded a little meh but I don't mind. He's doing his best and it doesn't hurt the film. I'm sure I'm just used to the bombastic performances of the musical and I'll warm up to this film's soundtrack soon enough. They even put the original Oompa-loompa song to good use, more on that later.

Willy Wonka himself is eccentric and creative but also naive, and throughout the film he gets more clever as he gets more experience, which is good character growth right there. He has talent for his craft, as well as passion for it, but he quickly learns that that alone won't be enough to achieve his dreams. In addition, he comes from poverty, doesn't even know how to read and has to work his way up to his own store, and eventually factory. Not only is that something I can admire and relate to, but it reminds me of one particular lyric from the character's entrance song from the West End musical, It must be Believed to be Seen:

"Despite the man seen at these doors, my childhood home was bland like yours. But I knew how to look to find, a world that wasn't colorblind."

Beautiful. Just beautiful. And sure he's not quite as deranged as most other Wonkas but it's a prequel. That's the point. He hasn't reached his final form yet. This story shows that at heart he is an unorthodox but sweet person who doesn't want to hurt anyone for no good reason. This one's a good bean.

Noodle makes for good thematic balance in her friendship with Willy, because she is the minder to his cloudcuckoolander. Her skepticism and realism balances out his optimism and naivety. They are good friends. No more, no less. They don't need to be anything else. By the end of the film, they have left a substantial impact on each other. Noodle isn't such a downer anymore, and Wonka will think twice before blindly trusting someone.

Willy's fellow tenants, whom for simplicity's sake I'll call the Scrub-mates, each have their own talents, quirks and goals unachieved just like him, but unlike him they all have little to no hope left. As they help Willy and Noodle, who haven't completely given up, they are able to bring that sense of hope back until they are able to get what they want as well.

Mrs. Scrubbit and Mr. Bleacher are a riot. They are both goofy and greedy and willing to trick anyone who comes into their clutches into indentured servitude just for the sake of their own selfish desires. I can just hear these two singing Master of the House. They are a small-scale example of the kind of rigged system that Willy and Noodle and the Scrub-mates must outsmart if they want to achieve their dreams. Fortunately, outsmart it they do and Scrubbit and Bleacher both get their just desserts in the end. However, despite their arguments, it was surprisingly touching to watch them grow closer together over the course of the film, culminating in only the grossest of pre-arrest kisses. What are the chances these two turn out to be the Twits?

Ficklegruber, Prodnose and Slugworth are also great villains. They are the cheesiest flavor of evil and they know it. This trio made me laugh so many times. They provide the big-scale rigged system in the form of the chocolate cartel. It's clear from the moment they show up that they are only in it for the profits, and are firm believers in quantity over quality, as opposed to Wonka who is genuinely passionate about the art of candy-making. Fantastic funny foils for much of the film.

That is until the twist regarding Noodle. A twist I genuinely didn't expect.

So Arthur Slugworth stopped Noodle's parents from getting married because yadda-yadda upper class balderdash, and then afterwards he knew this little sick infant was his niece, and he dropped her down the laundry chute of Scrubbit and Bleacher's and lied to her mother, telling her her baby DIED, all just to get the inheritance. Wow. What a scumbag. It shows just how consumed by greed the man is, as well as how much harm he's willing to cause for his own gain. He and the other two get their comeuppance in the best possible way. Willy uses their greed against them, tempting them with the best chocolate he ever made™, he tells them to give it to Lofty the Oompa-loompa, they eat it themselves and it backfires on them. Wonkish karma at its finest. The trio end up undone by their own chocolate and are eventually arrested. Good riddance. Although there is a chance they could come back with spies and such...

The idea of the local church being a front for the chocolate cartel is very unsubtle in terms of showing hypocrisy but I don't mind it a bit. It's funny. The choco-holic monks chant-singing "GIRAFFE!", and Rowan Atkinson as their boss- I mean, cleric!? Just plain funny!

Lofty the Oompa-loompa is 25 inches of snark and smugness, and I mean that in the best way. I never thought I'd hear Hugh Grant singing Oompa-loompa doo-pa-dee-do, but every day we learn something new. Not only that, but Oompa-loompa doo-pa-dee-dix, the dreaded backstory has also been fixed! Lofty/shorty-pants has been stealing Wonka's chocolate because he fell asleep while "guarding" one of the few cacao trees in Loompaland, and Wonka picked that tree's beans, unaware that they belonged to someone else. Neither of them do anything to the other out of malice in that flashback. Just a nap and a misunderstanding. We also see that the other Oompa-loompas are dressed in their own style of clothing and are carrying halberds, and Lofty left Loompaland in a motorboat. Their society is clearly not tribal anymore. Good move. Lofty and Wonka gradually stop being enemies, Wonka pays him the chocolate he owes, Lofty saves his life and Noodle's, and at the end he stays on as Wonka's taster, meaning most likely once the spy problem happened he told the others about this friend of his who can grow a TON of cacao trees and they willingly wanted to come over and get in on it. In their position, who could blame them? I know I wouldn't!

I'm glad the zoo-keeper and the chocolate vault security guard rekindled their relationship. Best subplot ever.

Noodle got the happily ever after she deserves. She has finally found her long lost mother and is able to bring her dream of living in a house of books, a library, to life.

Willy wasn't given his success on a silver platter, he had to earn every sovereign of it, work smarter as well as harder, risk life and limb for what he wanted to achieve. It took time, effort and two assassination attempts, but when he was finally able to say goodbye to his mother and saw the secret she left for him, in gold no less, it moved me to tears. All this man really wanted was to use his talent to help people who needed help and bring joy into the world. Good for him!

Most importantly this movie is FUN! That was one of the most important things and they nailed it! If it's not fun, why bother? And oh boy, did they bother!

Wonka is a win. This is a wonderful whimsical movie. I loved it and I hope any dedicated Wonkites in search of a delectable December treat will love it too.

You're off your rocker Wonka, and that's why we love you. 😁

~A.W.

🎫

[pwblogarchive]

January 2006

January 2, 2006

It was strange being outside of chicago on new years. If anyone remembers our apartment shows.

But the confetti was pretty and I think a girl from miss seventeen tried to kiss me on the mouth but kind of missed. Oh yeah and apparantly andrew john hurley is a dreamboat. Check the scoreboard. Tommorrow letterman and then I’m gonna buy some more heinous gear. Do you love it when I wear clashing colors as much as I do?

And why didn’t anyone tell me how amazing the movie the squid and the whale is? I told you about panic…

Over and way the fuck out.

xoxo

January 4, 2006

my top ten (er top seven) of 2005 - no records included.

bonnie dillard - she is always around to tell me how wack i am - she uses the the word "totes" and "just sayin" way too much - and actually types them! she named her dog roxie wentz and she has given me exactly two compliments in my entire life - one of which was on an outfit that she picked out for me. but she pretty much is the glue for clandestine and sometimes pete wentz. editor of filthy magazine.

nick scimeca - this kid makes the craziest faces i have ever seen in my entire life. the first time i met him we got in a snowball fight. pretty much we are in this gang together forever. he does infect, foe, and some clandestine stuff. pretty much whenever i am bummed i can call him up on the phone and hell tell me some hilarious story.

demar hamilton - i have pulled this kids underwear off every time he is around me and totally wasted. its awesome. he also has a dog living in his basement that looks like a 100 yearold teddy ruxpin. oh yeah, his band is rad.

leslie simon - me and her talk about our crushes all the time. we have a mutual love for the music of ashlee simpson and kelly clarkson. when i tell her insane stories i dont even have to say "off the record" she pretty much knows. she thinks of bright eyes and fob in the same way which blows my little mind. she is editting rainy day kids. oh yeah and writing a book about boys in tight jeans that wear eyeliner as far as i can tell but its pretty hush hush.

jonathon cecil miller/dirty - pretty much this kid is made of snakes, snails and puppy dog tails. i have nothing else to say but he is the new pauly shore - even if he always punches me for saying that. pretty much he looks like a cheeseburger with toothpicks for legs but i wouldnt trade him for the world. pretty much he is the best kid ever.

jim sevcik (or however you spell it) - this is the guy who goes and digs the little youth medium shirts out of tiny boxes in the 100 plus degrees on warped tour or freezing temp on NFT - and then takes the money out of your paws. he is definitely most underrated.

andrew simon/buck - when on the westcoast these guys function as my mother. they take us out to dinner, help me find a house or apartment, look up movie times, get screenings, help me find tours, starbucks, have the cutest baby on the planet, oh yeah and they even book shows every once in awhile.

oh well i ran out of steam. ill finish later. pretty much people that i hang out with every single day are not included on this - you know who you are.

- petey

1/04/06 Q&A

question

Pete, I really need some advice. I was a virgin until I slept with this guy. I didnt tell him I was a virgin until 2hrs. after we finished nad I told him online. Then I started freaking out because I was scared I had screwed everything up between us, which I think only made everything worse. this all happen yesterday. Did I screw everything up?

answer

the best part about when things like this happen is that eventually they become the past- if you really like this guy you could probably explain yourself to him- how you just got scared and were nervous to tell him certain things. if he is worth it, i am sure he will take the time to listen and tell you how he feels too. and if he doesn’t give you the time to do that, than he isn’t worth it anyway. you can be through with the past but that past isnt always through with you.

question

Pette what type of bass do you have?

answer

fender just made me my own- its pretty rad- red and black- super light maple neck- customized electronics and pick-ups- check out a picture of it over at: www.clandestine.buzznet.com - they say they are gonna make a real cheap version of it for people to learn on

question

the background on the site finally changed. who does that?

answer

it changes with mother nature.

question

Do you have any scars. Not like emotional scars (you can include them if you wish) but good-story-scars. Like stuff involving armadillos or something interesting like that.

answer

ive got this amazing one down the palm of my hand from when me and robby windgator (sp) climbed a fence in his back yard and my hand got stuck on a nail. it slid down the entire length of my hand- i was like 8. i have two on my right hand from when i fought a car the week before the VMAs. trust me i definitely beat the car up.

January 6, 2006 

notes on black clouds and underdogs - see also: cast all your fears away:

1. tickets will not be 50 dollars. haters are spreading this on the internet. if you buy your ticket ahead of time (not through some wack broker or on ebay or from a scalper)- average ticket price will be between 23-28 dollars - not going over 35 anywhere. we picked the venues based on how cheap we could get them.

2. the bands- we didn't want to have a tour where you had to see five bands that sounded exactly like fob. we went for variety. all of the bands are really nice guys as well. there will be special guests through out the tour and some suprises to make each show more exciting.

3. this is going to be fob's biggest show ever. we will be playing our longest set and will be including some special secrets.

4. did you expect us to just dump the dates in your laps? we are nerdy and weird and different. so we created a game. we thought it would be fun. the points will be weighted so a small town will have the same chance as a huge city to win a small suprise show. we want to play in front of kids that are excited and we know this is a chance to do this. there will still be other secret shows randomly happening.

5. close your eyes and just click. youve got it. dont worry just come out. andy will be running a kissing booth - it will be a blast.

more later.

January 6, 2006 

8:11 pm

i am just a hot mess. i woke up to the feeling of myself throwing up today. pretty much put a damper on the entire day. i ate about 50 stomach pills and then threw them all up- it was a pretty color in the toilet. my toungue is black on the top right now. i am pretty sure thats a bad thing. i watched way too much gastinaeu (however you spell it) girls today. i think it made me sicker. it took me awhile to realize that they were mother and daughter and not sisters- but the mom is kinda hot in pissy kind of way. my mom is out of town so there was noone here to take care of me- my brother was around but hes pretty much always bongzilla'd. so i waited for back-up caretakers to arrive- one of them was busy cutting hair and the other has like a "real" job besides being dad. the best part about vomitting alone in the morning is the way the bathroom tiles feel kinda cool in a pleasant way so i took a nap there for a bit. i want to see hostel tonight but the problem is all the vomitting- see its not that i mind so much its just what if i run into someone in my sicky gear and puke on them? wow. i am glad i did this update. arent you? im gonna leave the comments open cause i never do- just write down the first thing that comes into your mind when you see that reply button- heres mine: i am just a hot mess. 

January 6, 2006

I have to say it makes me feel safe and some kind of comfort to look at the clock in the corner of the screen and know that you are awake too.

posted by: peterpumpkineater

1/12/06 Q&A

question

whats your view/opinion on racism?

answer

i love it. i mean what opinion would i have other than it is terrible. i hope thats what you expected.

question

So Pete, I have been wanting to learn how to play bass for a long time. Any idea when that HOT Clandestine bass will be available for the public? Thanks.

answer

its going to be available as a fender squire some time in the (near i hope) future. squire is fenders cheapest bass line - very affordable and a good bass to learn how to play on.

question

college dropout or late registration?

answer

“highschool graduate” its the mixtape he put out awhile ago- its pretty sweet.

question

okay crazy dream last night.. you [pete] and me making out after a show in a bed? yeah just thought id share.

answer

im pretty gross after a show. itd be better to just highfive i think.

question

pete. please stop licking the shoes of the island CEOs. i am getting really tired of turning on a tv and seeing a commercial for you guys playing at the fucking arena or a WHOS NEXT IN MUSIC? PANIC AT THE DISCO and THE ACADEMY IS mtv shit which was was totally all your -for lack of better word- fault. sometimes i think it cant get any worse but im always wrong. when is this going to end pete?!?!?!?

answer

i am kind of confused by this one- we are on island defjam records but the advertisements for our tour were made by our booking agent not island. academy is on atlantic/fueled by ramen and P!atd are on decaydance neither of those are island related. but i think i understand the gist of what you are trying to say. i understand that its hard to feel like you are losing a band you loved to “the mainstream” or to a bigger media. i want you to know how much fob turns down because we dont believe in it or agree with it- at the same time would you rather see the academy is on trl or limp bizkit?- id rather see sincere music up there. anyway, i know we’ll all still be here after this ends. hope you are there with us.

question

Peter do you ever get mad at us?

answer

sure. just the same way you sometimes get mad at me/us- but thats okay. neither of us ever seem to stay mad very long…

question

choose one: paramore. cartel. the academy is. or acceptance.

answer

the academy is. i dont really know the others too well.

question

Petey, what have you been up to this past week? xo

answer

training for the new video and working on/editting release the bats two (http://www.findthescene.com/Videos/RTB2_Trailer.mov)… oh yeah and sleeping some.

question

So what do you think of Brokeback Mountain?

answer

good love story. kind of depressing- it makes me think about how much i do not want to go camping.

question

ryan seacrest called you “heartbreaker wentz.” how does that make you feel? it made me giggle…

answer

i never broke that mofos heart.

question

I was wondering if any of you guys are superstitious

answer

i kiss clocks, make wishes on take offs and first kisses, hold my breath on graveyards - yes.

question

Im really upset because i have friends who like me have been FOB fans for the longest time and have met you guys numerous times but are really angry about the ticket prices and are complaining your just sell outs. Im mad because i dont think this and now they are boycotting your CT show.You guys were bound to get famous so why do people have to get like this? Whats you opinion on all this?

answer

our primary concern with this tour is: having a huge general admission floor space and keeping ticket prices as low as absolutely possible. we are doing our best- if you compare this tour with other tours with bands of the same size you will see the difference in ticket price.

question

so much for teh huge general floor space. i cant get decent tickets.

answer

if you get tickets early you should have no problem getting floor tickets. ask your broker when they will be releasing floor tickets as they are often released in bunches. i promise you every venue we are playing has a huge floor space- and if not me and my friends always used to just sneak down onto the floor. the security never tries to hard to stop you.

question

Have you ever had sex with a groupie?

answer

nope.

question

So after they finish the tour that they are on now Mest is breaking up. I sort of cant believe it but I was wondering - do you guys plan on sticking with us for a while longer? It is actually pretty hard to deal with bands just stopping for good…so I am hoping that you guys can be there with us for at least a while longer. Much love.

answer

honestly? some days i think fall out boy will be around for 20 more years and some days i think it might end tommorrow.

January 13, 2006 

first jt. now mr. frey. i fear that we are next.

it may just be the hour of the night or the song stuck in my head or some strange mix of it all.

i can't shake it. 

the chemists called it crossed signals.

the poets called it magical.

nowyousayimabird.

- petey

January 14, 2006 

i love how i never care about anything you say except how i always do.

that doesn't even make any sense.

late at night everything about you is an orchestra. and i am the conducter.

January 14, 2006 

4:14 pm 

"noones ever been this good for this long"

this is everything i am thinking right now with out transition. i apologize for my brains lack of linear thought processing: i hate the way it gets dark so early here this time of year. i guess "seasonal depression" kind of falls under "ADD" and "post tramatic whatever disorder" for me. i feel like its science from the madhatter down the rabbit hole. not too real. but lately i just wake up blue - my only thought is- how soon will the day be over so i can get back into bed. i open my eyes just a tiny bit and blur the numbers on the clock with my eyelashes. every word you say rolls off of my back - the praises and the barbs. i don't hear either, ever. sometimes the tips of my fingers itch from the back of my head- just to get the chance to tear someone to pieces and just barely let them off the hook. i swear to god, i was asleep alone. quick text me an alibi and oh god please don't dust the keyboard for prints. sometimes i stare out of the frosted window and make up stories as people walk by. the bottled blonde, park ave. princess walking whichever dog matches her coat. you know how i could turn your world upsidedown. its not love if a day goes by when you don't think about dropping it. its not the world keeping you on the outside, its you not wanting to be on the inside. everyone wants to be the first. buts its okay to be the second if you understand it better, if you make it look prettier. worn down doesn't even touch this. and theres nothing worse than when someone acts like they have you figured out, when you haven't even figured yourself out. nice boys don't write good stories or sing good songs. and his songs are boring. and his stories are just personal ads set to background music. i found the skeleton key for wedlock but i am holding off on telling her. on telling anyone for that matter. consistent inconsistency. thats all you ever have to remember and you'll do okay with me. dancers are always strippers. and paying their way through college is the BE VE. oh and hey pete do you remember the way the world used to trick you with fifty degrees in january and orange leaves in june? button your jacket tight, don't believe everything you read... don't even believe everything you wrote. i'm tired of always leaving. i'm tired of the way things always/never change. swim upstream until your gills bleed just because thats what genetic encoding commands. there aren't any trophies that are really worth it in the end. they can put you in a box when you are very young, so you'll be a pretty corpse but there are too many pages filled with too many words to lie beside you forever. intelligent design is the last great joke i heard. but honestly, no one will ever stay where i tell them, least of all the years. they keep moving. worlds greatest liar and how do you know i'm not lying when i tell you this right now? and thats coming from the king of one-liners. copy and pasted - long live the away message. kiss the monitor. fast asleep baby.

1/16/06 Q&A

question

Thanks for deleting me off your myspace friends. Youre different than who I thought you were Peter.. : (

answer

i do not have nor ever had a myspace account… the only sites outside of this one that i use are friendsorenemies.com and livejournal. fall out boy has a myspace account but i dont even know how to work it.

question

PETER! maybe that got your attention this time :)! My question, Did your parents or siblings ever say your “stupid” or “gay” for wearing girl pants, or tight shirts..because i go threw alot of crap for wearing tight clothing and i go to a city school so either its gangsters, or me left out..please help me with gettin threw this..Also cant wait to see you guys in Hersey!

answer

kanye west wears pink polos. rob halford wears black tshirts. not that any of it matters. but how you dress should only be an amplification of who you are inside, it should not be all you are… i get teased about alot of things but you know, at the end of the day its okay to be me. im pretty sure its okay to be you too, as long as you arent like hitler or a serial killer or something insane.

January 18, 2006 

these pictures make me think of me and you before i got so crazy.

the hippo lost its momma in the tsunami. now the he hangs out with this super old turtle and follows it around. from what i've read they have developed their own form of communication.

this is insane.

these parts of life are amazing.

i will try and not forget them next time.

- petey

January 18, 2006 

the band is in chicago preparing their new homes to be moved into. mine is still in my parents cause i am a loser like that: see also why i am hanging in nyc by myself. but ive got some schemes that i am working on.

how i have been (barely) living: the hippo and the turtle, hanging out with minkus from boy meets world in north carolina, going to the mtv studios in nyc to see baby bros all growed up on trl, eating every single thing in this hotel minibar, writing, you. writing you.

- petey

January 19th, 2006 

1:55 am 

wahahahahaha. i laughed for like a million hours at the shittalking over at: www.friendsorenemies.com its way fun to see your friends make fun of you. it keeps you levelheaded. it has gone live.

January 19, 2006 

yesyesyes-ya'll. newyorkcity. hung with patd and tai backstage at TRL and tried to make them unnervous. but i was butterflies inside. but they couldnt ever let me down. the rest of the day was spent listening to the new gymclassheroes songs and working on the new video. the gch songs are insane: i can't describe them "we gotta take our clothes off to have a good time". insane. new octfall: youve probably never met these kids but they are the nicest. always calling and asking how im doing. then the hush sound: all i can say is "sweet tangerine"- 6 months from now, you will agree with me. anyway, this isn't just some preachy post. i just love watching my friends suceed and i will believe in them until the day i die. its so great to watch everyone grow up. hopefully, somewhere someone says that about me.

we contributed a song to the breast cancer one tree hill episode/compilation. we just thought it was a great cause and couldn't pass it up. we actually thought it was a really personal cause to alot of people involved so i wanted to give a really personal song to me, so we used "dark alley".

its late and alot of the things i have been working on and thnking have stalled out. but i am trying oh so hard. got some smaller shows coming up in las vegas and l.a. for the diehards so keep your eyes out.

i am in new york city but it feels so fucking foreign. the band is in chicago but there is too much to be done out here. i know there needs to be breaks but i cant get away. maybe ill see you on fuse or trl tommorrow. maybe not cause it'll be weird with out the guys- i dunno. this hotel room doesn't make any sense. my lights are on and i am in bed knowing i will never fall asleep. i am realizing people in all the buildings outside i can see lit up can probably see in here on me. but thats okay cause i am wearing some sweet pj's.

wwwilliambecketdotlove

turn me inside out.

swoon. make me easy on the eyes. it aint hard in this light. read it. write it. throw it away and come back to the phone. light up text king.

oh yeah a little bird named mouth told me: friendsorenemies.com is up - my profile is actually me over there ... yay! let's hate eachother and/or get sexy.

January 20, 2006 

dear ireland- thank you for your pretty accents and your amazing show.

dear home- i miss you

dear you- what the fuck happened to this

a real update later.

the whole world loves it when you dont get down.

January 21, 2006 

12:17 pm 

i hate you and i hope you die. yes. i realize that you will make fun of me/take stabs at me/post ridiculous pictures of me. i realize that because of this band i have given up some of my privacy and personal life. i accept that. i can laugh at myself. i realize i will get called a douchbag. i get what i get. i have begun reading things about my friends and family. that i will not accept. i read things written by people who kiss my ass to my face. i remember who you are. fuck you. bring it on me. please leave my friends and family alone. it is extremely hurtful to me. if anyone is a friend of mine out there please tell your friends. i on the otherhand am open game. i have a good laugh at all of the stuff written about me. i am silly, i realize that. thank you. 

peter

January 24, 2006

I am an arms dealer.

I sell words you could only use as weapons.

This isn't a scene it is an arms race.

I am a con artist.

A door to door salesman.

A snake oil seller. Cures for whatever ails you.

Somehow I don't hear the violins playing.

Not really the leading man type.

I am a cadaver deep frozen. Waiting for reanimation to beinvented.

Wrote "fuckoff" on my hand to remind me to call you tommorrow morning.

What do you do when everything they say about you is true?

Do you expect me to just roll over and die?

My skin has made promises.

Whether the rest of me has or not.

Writing off tommorrows every time my fingers touch these buttons.

Putting all the comforts and closeness in reverse just for you.

I think its time to re-asses some of the policies of the wentz administration.

Our approval rating is at an all time low.

In case you haven't been informed you have to take a ticket to be disappointed by me.

There's a fucking line.

Well have some goddamned order.

Its a posh and exclusive club.

I have a lifetime membership.

Make it glamorous.

Make the rumors true.

Read the sign next to the bridge "giveupallhope..." and just tie down the gas pedal.

Lie in the back.

Haven't you heard, sorrow is in.

You are the beaches of normandy the night before.

And a girl with such a sweet drink should never sit in the corner and cry about anyone or anything.

The kids on the net had it right sometimes we should fuck off and die and break up and stop ruining art.

But the kids had it right sometimes when they sit waiting in line with hands frozen out waiting to get into a room first.

The only thing I can admit is this is no masterplan. I'm trying to figure it out.

"Without the sour the sweet wouldn't taste so sweet (tangerine)".

Its 3am in leeds. This is what just crossed my mind.

Love, the fancy kid.

January 26, 2006

live via manchester holiday inn express:

first and foremost. these shows have been amazing. i think it is quite possibly because we don’t get over here often or maybe because we are playing smaller clubs… but i am thinking we need to make a stop over here more often.

i wanted to congratulate p!atd the disco on making it to number 10 on the TRL countdown. and i just wanted to put this out there: there is no way it was paid to happen. of all the bands on “new bands week” panic was the only that didn’t put up big pushes to have the video voted on. if anything this band wants to do things their own way. hence picking the song they did for the single- that was the bands choice and in my opinion they have songs on the record that could easily be bigger. it was also the bands choice to create a darker video…. as a label i can tell you that we definitely don’t have the money to spend on a “big budget” video right now- not to mention having any left over for anything else- you’d laugh if you saw the budgets we filmed the new panic and gch videos on. but i couldn’t say enough about how nice these kids are- they don’t even get how big their band is and thats a good thing… i personally would rather see great bands on the forefront of music… and yes there are lots of other bands that deserve to make it there as well- so maybe on our messageboard tell me about some great (unsigned) bands that we should check out.

other than that we’ve just been writing new songs and working on the new video. pretty soon its going to become time focus all attention on a new fall out boy record again.

got some big news for you coming up very soon…

peter lewis kingston wentz

ps 'hater dudes marry hater bitches and have hater kids’

1/26/06 Q&A

question

hey, what kind of books are you and the rest of Fall Out Boy into? p.s. tell patrick he is spectacular

answer

andy is into comics and books on anthropology/human civilization i dunno what books joe reads patrick is into reading about music i am into a bunch of different authors lately hemingway still. before he went and hung out in africa. i haven’t been reading as much as id like lately. ps the book panic has in their book club this month is a great book. its the first thing i gave ryan after reading his lyrics, it kind of reminded me of him- so if you like panics lyrics head on over and check out their book club

question

do you watch that show roseanne on nick at night. i love that show!

answer

me and my friends used to hang out with becky in evanston, il in highschool. she was not to fond of me or my friend jody.

question

ok i know this is nobodys business but yours but there is alot of stuff going around on the boards saying that the big news is your engaged just to get things straight is that it? because those people are starting to annoy me….

answer

me being engaged is most definitely not the big news.

question

in the song calm before the on take this to your grave, there is a line that says :Well theres a song on the radio that says lets get this party started, lets get this party started. did you write that line because of the song by pink called lets get this party started. just curious.

answer

yes.

question

Hey Pete. My grandma is dying (and she doesnt care) and I for real dont feel anything towards her. My mom is seriously upset, my dad is just about the same and my sisters dont know. I am suppose to tell them but how do I do that when my grandma wasnt a grandma for me but for them she was a great lady? I just want this done and over because I am kind of tired of waiting for her to die since she has been making suicide references for the past two years.

answer

that is one of the hardest places to ever be in. i remember seeing thoughts of my grandfather in my head when he died i was on tour. and i couldnt really feel sad unless i thought of it as my dad and it really freaked me out. it made me feel like i wanted to see my dad right that second. id be completely lost with out him. i think that people handle grief in different ways and the best thing we can do is try to be there for them. im sorry to hear about that though.

1/30/06 

question

my roommates and i almost got into a brawl at 4am with some drunk kids who wanted to fight us because we did not appreciate the hint of lime in their tostitos. is it just me, or is your life this ridiculous as well?

answer

it is . we were thrown out of another fob afterparty after nearly fighting the staff who was berating dirty.

question

Peter, I just got the “Panic! At The Disco” cd and I love it! could you recomened any others?

answer

the hushsound “so sudden” - myspace.com/thehushsound october fall “season of…” myspace.com/octoberfall dangerradio “party foul” myspace.com/dangerfall the academy is “almost here” myspace.com/theacademyis armor for sleep “all” myspace.com/armorforsleep shiny toy guns “all”

question

do any of you have brothers and siters? (like any single younger brothers…:) if so, who and how old?

answer

um come on this question is kind of insane. but my one dog marley is super hot for a dog. hes a good kisser though.

question

I read somewhere that Patrick was a vegitarian. Is that true?

answer

he was he eats fish and likes to talk long walks in the park with hot babes.

question

Why does patrick wear a hat all the time and why does the drummer never talk?????

answer

just to drive your pretty little head mad with these questions.

question

Okay, heres a question: Has someone you superly-duperly adored gone away? And by adored we are talking like, lets-run-away-to-isreal -and-get-hitched-without-telling-anyone adored.

answer

yes. the sinking feeling in your rotten gut is your reminder. cool sheets on your bed are your antidote.

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Review Blurbs: Barbie (2023)

~General Thoughts~

-I thought this movie would be like... PG. And then it got really emotional when Barbie was looking through Gloria's memories of the days when her and her daughter were at their happiest before Sasha grew up. And then Barbie got called a fascist. So

-Margot Robbie is an insanely talented actor. I'm gonna be honest, I'm not sure how well the movie would've done for me if I wasn't invested in the main character but Margot completely ate the role and made the story of Stereotypical Barbie very endearing to watch

-The pacing was surprisingly good for me, I'm usually really picky about pacing but they were able to balance out transitioning from the silly stuff to serious and back again pretty well, Greta Gerwig you have my applause

-Its an interesting detail that the Real World is still intentionally somewhat unrealistic and caricature-ish similar to the Barbie world is; not sure if that's just Greta's style or if there was a reason for it, made the movie a little jarring imo but I'd love to know why she did it and what effect she was going for

-The fact that Barbie wasn't interested in Ken and rejected him and it was treated as a good thing is just *chef's kiss*

-The Kens fight scene being a colorful musical number with eccentric choreography was so fun to watch I want more

-I don't care what you've been through, nothing could've prepared anyone for that gynecology line. Its such a genius way to remind you that Barbie now has to deal with the biological changes of becoming human. 10/10

-Allan beating up the construction worker Kens was the best moment 10/10

-Speaking of Allan, I loved how Allan was a metaphor for someone who doesn't fit into the gender binary. He was the only non Barbie/Ken, had his own unique name and was always uncomfortable/disappointed with the world around him no matter who was in charge, which was a great way to subtly insert this kind of character. He happily sided with the Barbies to help take down the Kens, embracing all the pink and cheering alongside them when they won, while also looking very sad during the part where the Kens were realizing they failed. Just all of it screamed gender-non conforming to me. I've seen some interpretations saying Allan is a representation of a gay man (being more of a "Ken" presentation wise but finding more of a space among women and being deeply uncomfortable with patriarchy perpetuated by straight men) and some saying he's nonbinary (wanting to leave Barbieland behind and never being satisfied no matter who was in charge); either way, what they did with Allan was very cool and I'm glad some queerness, even if subtle and less prominent, was included in the movie)

-Similarly, Weird Barbie isn't getting nearly enough love. She was one of the most fun characters for me (Kate McKinnon magic, duh) and she like Allan could definitely represent someone out of the cishetero-normative/gender binary (I've seen people saying she's very queer-coded and it honestly makes sense, she tends to dress and act in more un-feminine ways which I think says butch lesbian but its up to interpretation) I am also very gay for her give her more attention cause she deserves it, seriously

-John Cena mermaid

-Simu Liu Ken constantly antagonizing Ryan Gosling Ken over Barbie's attention and being the better Ken within Barbieland is a metaphor for how patriarchy will put women against each other for the attention of men and make women fight each other too much to realize who the real enemy is

-Margot Robbie being acknowledged as "not the best to make this point about ugliness" was fantastic lmao, love the meta-narration

-The way Ken's story arc and the commentary around patriarchy with the incel-pipeline was very strong, and I respect Greta for critiquing it the way she did (I made a full post here )

-Ken and Ken should've kissed. Any of them. All of them.

-Barbie deciding to be human in the end despite her whole journey being about wanting to be a perfect Barbie doll again and her being terrified of flat feet and cellulite but then telling that old woman how beautiful she was and watching humans be normal and mimicking their expressions because even though its scary she wants to feel the way humans do because she sees the beauty in it and its a love letter to women and to people and the complexity of our messy species omfg I'm gonna cry other people said it better than me so go look at their stuff

-Barbie helping out Ken despite everything he'd done because she didn't want things to go back to how they were when Barbies ruled the world, she wanted something different, better, and she helped the person she had every right to want to hurt because we're supposed to be better than those who hurt us

~Criticisms~

-As an add-on to the caricature blurb, I felt a bit weird watching cause Greta's style recreated facets of misogyny as a caricature, so things like patriarchal brainwashing, sexual assault and other very harmful misogynist rhetoric were told in a slapstick way. I was uncomfortable throughout a lot of it, and I'm still deciding if I consider it a genuine criticism to have such matters told in this way or if its just personal preference; would like to know other thoughts if you're willing to share. Regardless, just be aware of it if that stuff's triggering to you so you're prepared for it

-Loved the emphasis on uplifting femininity in Barbie, and I understand the metaphor behind the change, but I can't help feel they pulled a Breakfast Club with Sasha going from her all black attire to suddenly very feminine and with makeup. Being gender non-conforming isn't just for queer people, lots of women are like this and it feels like media makes it seem like this kind of woman is impossible. Not all women wear makeup, not all women are feminine, and I would love for a more masculine/GNC woman character to be able to actually be that. I'll forgive it a bit since Barbies' styles kinda revolve around makeup, and Weird Barbie was consistently butch, just wish characters that are brought up with the prospect of gender-nonconformity could actually stay that way

~Final Thoughts~

Surprisingly good! Don't get me wrong, movies with this style can be good for sure but with the recent surge of mediocre movies I didn't have too much faith. However, I was very happy with how enjoyable and passionate it was. Highly recommend if you like caricature-type works, and/or want to get into some basic feminist ideology in a more fun way that's still very meaningful and heartfelt. Barbie is not just a feminist critique, but a love letter to women, girl hood, and the complexities of humans and how beautiful that can be <3

[adamwatchesmovies]

Fallen (2016)

At the top of the list, you’ve got Twilight. Below it, there’s After. Towards the bottom there's 50 Shades of Grey. Somewhere in-between, you have Fallen. This laughable knockoff seems to have little faith in its audience and even less in itself. I can't blame the film too much for its low self-esteem. The story’s mythology doesn’t make much sense and even if it did, there’s no way you could take it seriously.

Troubled teenager Lucinda “Luce” Price (Addison Timlin) is sent by her parents to Sword and Cross, a reform school for young adults. There, she notices the handsome Daniel (Jeremy Irvine), who keeps acting strangely around her. Something is amiss about him. Luce and her best friend Penn (Lola Kirke) are determined to find out what.

In a move that's either brilliant or utterly foolish, Fallen begins by dispensing some crucial exposition. When Lucifer rebelled against God, the angels split into two factions. Those who didn’t immediately choose a side were banished to Earth. They will remain there until the one angel who chose neither faction and instead opted to be on “Team Love” changes their mind. So… yes. If vampires or BDSM were too naughty for you, how about a YA romance based around The Bible instead? At least the movie is kind enough to let you know things will get silly right away. It’s painfully obvious the first, second and third time this history is told that somewhere inside Sword and Cross there are angels ready to pick sides living among the students. I bet you can guess Daniel’s secret.

This movie does not want you to think very hard. Angels, God and the Devil are real but Luce is the reincarnated lover Daniel betrayed God for at the beginning of time, so someone’s been fudging the Sunday school lessons a bit. If you're wondering what the conflict is, let me tell you. This version of Luce is not baptized. If she dies before she and Daniel share their first kiss, she’s gone for good. This means the bad angels want her dead and the good ones… also want her dead. If she isn't baptized, she won't reincarnate. If she doesn’t come back, all the angels can finally go to their respective camps, though why the Fallen angels want to trade Earth - where we have nice things and they never age - for Hell, I don’t know. What I also don’t understand is how this is the first time Luce hasn’t been baptized. Wait. Could it be that angels both good and bad have been hiding their existence so people will not believe that Christianity is the true religion… just so one day some girl’s parent’s wouldn’t baptize their daughter? I think I’ve put more thought into this story than the author did.

Alright, alright. I understand the movie “had to happen” so I’m not going to criticize its premise further. I’ve seen a movie where a man made it seems 100% rational to chain a nymphomaniac to a radiator. I can buy this. Or I could, if the people involved displayed any enthusiasm. The male lead broods like he’s auditioning for the role of Batman, the villains are obvious and one-dimensional. The film’s attempt at a love triangle is a pale imitation of the “excitement” we saw before in the Twilight saga. The side characters feel less like real people existing in Luce’s world and more like ways to ensure she isn’t talking to herself the whole time. It all leads to an incomprehensible climactic battle before we get a cliffhanger that promises us more to come. It’d be a miracle if it did.

Anyone interested in Fallen has seen Twilight. They’ve probably read the books numerous times. This movie does little more than regurgitate what felt very old and tired in 2016 and the years haven't been kind to the tropes since. This is a movie without an audience but it does have a purpose. If you like Twilight and you want to convince your sarcastic friends that it has merit, show them Fallen. (On DVD, November 8, 2019)

[marinerainbow]

Sorry I just came up with another one 😅 Just a funny one! XD You can take or leave this, obviously! ^^

Just as Harper was about to finally kiss you, the closed door flies open and your beloved mayor storms in- and, well, you have have always liked Buckman, but right now you just want to pull that damn eyepatch back hard and then let it go just so it slaps him in the face.

A little bit of Harper love for you XD And, obviously, Buckman being an absolute NUISENCE.

It's absolutely oka- MY MAN HARPER!!!! IT'S HIM!!!

Oh man, I've never written for him, I'm so nervous about this 😅 hopefully I get him right! And Buckman too!

I... Um.... Also went a bit overboard with this one... seven paragraphs sentences with this one... I have no excuse, you already know why 😅

~

"Harper! There's a fresh filly you need to-" Your mayor stopped dead in his tracks when he actually saw you two, holding each other close, nobody else here- except him now, and the both of you looking frustrated as all hell.

Yeah, it didn't take a genius to figure out what you two were trying to do.

"... Actually, I think I need to go see Ms. Boone now, check up on tonight's dinner and such-" The mayor, thankfully, decided to grant the two of you mercy, and left quickly while shutting the door and telling Harper to just go find him when he was done with his personal buisness.

"Oh my lord..." You groan while covering your face in embarrassment, missing how your lover shook his head but held a slightly amused smirk, "When will Granny teach him how to knock?

You look up to Harper when he chuckles, which allowed him to tilt your chin up more so you couldn't hide again; years of being Pleasent Valley's siren gave him experience in making you feel weak with just a simple look, "How 'bout we don't think about that right now? Let's just take our time."

Your browser furrowed in slight confusion, but you were also intrigued, "But doesn't the mayor need you right now?"

"He said he wanted me to find him after I'm done taking care of you~" His wolfish grin broadened as your face flushed, realizing what he was talking about, "He never set a time frame, why not take advantage of that~?"

~

Thank you for sending this!!! I loved it so much!!! ^^

I need all the water guns I can get my hands on right now...

[italoniponic]

Hi- this was way too cute >////<

If its okay can i request the same thing but with different characters this time? Said characters would be: jade, floyd, and kalim? However if you dont want to you dont have to, just thought id ask 😀 thank you.

𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲'𝐬 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 - 𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭

| Notes: Hi again, Playfully Anon! Sorry if this is almost turning into a competitive category of playfully avoiding hugs and kisses from a boyfriend lol Also, to my other readers, the same trope was made for Trey, Leona and Rook! Kalim had a different type of ending bc I felt like it should be more sweet and the twins' part could be more similar in a way. And Kalim is a baby boy (that’s my final statement) Thanks for the request <3 | 

Kalim Al Asim, Floyd Leech, Jade Leech x g!n reader who playfully avoids their kisses and hugs / fluff / established relationship / part 2 / use of “you” pronouns

Cherry’s Harvesting event 🍒 Masterlist

No-Hugs Season

It's not news to anyone that Kalim likes to hug people, no matter what kind of relationship he has with them. Obviously with you it would be no different. He's your boyfriend, isn't he? One of the happiest things in his life, as if Kalim needed more reasons to wake up in the morning, resplendent with so much joy;

When you avoided hugging him that morning, Kalim was very confused. He tried again, almost covering you with his beige sweater but you escaped him faster than a snake. Your laughter was low but it managed to reach his ears. Oh well, you were having fun so he couldn't help but laugh too;

It seemed that you were playing “catch” just like Kalim did most times with his little siblings back at his home. Was that your intention? But when he stopped for a moment during a conversation with you to kiss your cheek, you swerved and Kalim practically kissed thin air. Kalim had seen alchemical equations simpler than this situation;

With singular patience, Jamil was obliged to explain to Kalim what you were doing — or what he was almost sure you were doing. Have you been finding Kalim too clingy lately? Why wouldn’t you? Either way, he explained that you're just playfully avoiding his cuddles;

This generated an embarrassing stream of questioning — “why would you do that?” “Is it fun?” “Couples do it?” “I think I've seen it once in a movie, do you remember the name?” — which Jamil no longer wanted to answer. Well, at least Kalim now understood things a little better and decided to contribute to your fun as much as he could!;

Between class exchanges and breaks, free moments, and more, Kalim sneaked up on you and you slipped out of his arms — or rather, you engaged both of you in a dance that ended up distracting Kalim. It is only when you said goodbye with a nod that he realized his failure. But still, dancing with you was always good;

Once Kalim followed Lilia’s idea and caught you with one of the bandanas from his collection, leaving you cornered in front of him. You couldn't help it at the time. Your luck is that Kalim was so fascinated by the gleam in your eyes up close — he should try that more often — that he forgot to try to kiss you;

Even though Kalim was missing having you close to him, there’s something very special about the experience of coming after you and trying to hold you, like an illusion of an oasis that you want to believe is concrete. Maybe really “fight” for your feelings, you know? Kalim was sure that he would always search for you, no matter the circumstances;

That day, you found Kalim sitting in the stairs, arranging his school supplies to check if he had remembered to bring the history report. You approached him carefully and when Kalim stood up, you gave him a big hug. That sudden action surprised him but he laughed out loud when he saw that it was you;

“Tired of playing? It's okay,” Kalim put his backpack aside and hugged you back. In fact, he was practically squeezing you. “I missed you.” His almost heartfelt tone melted your heart. You were also satisfied with this move and ready to return to normality and his cuddles;

When you went down the stairs, you handed over Kalim's report that he had forgotten in the library the other day. You knew because he had dropped everything to try to hug you the moment you passed by — but you both got scolded by the librarian. Kalim was so happy that, without thinking twice, he took your face and kissed you.

The two of you have been dating for a certain time and it’s a great joy for Floyd because he loves hugging you almost all the time, literally squeezing you with all the love he has to give. So when you started avoiding his hugs, he was very confused. What was the matter, little shrimp? Why are you running away?;

Even his kisses! Floyd went so far as to ask if you had banged your head to suddenly stop wanting to do anything with him — or were you no longer in the mood? You quickly assured him that this wasn’t the case, you were just wanting to “keep your distance” for a while. Floyd didn't quite understand what you meant by that;

It was Azul who pulled him aside for a moment to explain your “little game.” This excited Floyd, he understood as if it was some kind of challenge that you were playing with him. Which was not entirely true, nor entirely untrue. Azul simply let Floyd go, refusing to explain further. He was your problem now anyways;

And as expected, Floyd spent a good time having fun with your alleged challenge. He would scour the hallways looking for you, trying to ambush you to give you a hug and a kiss. So you would run from him, sometimes laughing and sometimes actually running away. Floyd ran through the other students as if they were nothing;

Maybe if you were at sea, Floyd would have an easier time holding you with his tail but, on land, you would take advantage of his long arms to get around him and escape being surrounded by him. In fact, the more you did it, the more dexterity you acquired. It was like watching someone train a big wild animal — lucky for Ace that Floyd didn't heard him say it;

When you were alone, just talking, Floyd would suddenly lean in front of you to try to leave a kiss somewhere on your face. Anywhere was worth it. Usually, you just blocked him with your hand and continued with what you were saying. This made Floyd laugh, lighting up the mood;

But having the kisses blocked didn't get so bad when you started taking a pot of takoyakis everywhere and putting it in Floyd's mouth every time he made those approaches. His lips touched the salty surface of that little fried food, his favorite. Then he would collect the takoyaki with his tongue and swallow it, satisfying at least his hunger;

Like Floyd, another person who was having fun with all this playful banter was Jade. While everyone was more afraid of the implications of a Floyd in love — who will raise the world to catch up with you — Jade considers the whole thing a unique entertainment. Maybe it's a twin-thing where when one is happy, the other is happy too;

Unfortunately the fun came to an end because Floyd began to feel that the joke had lost its fun. For a few days, you stood next to Floyd, and he walked next to you in a silent, sour mood. He was tired of chasing you, even if he still wanted to hug you until your ribs or his arms broke. But he was no longer in the mood for any of this;

It was an ordinary afternoon and you found Floyd sitting on the courtyard grass, kinda sulking. You wondered if he was still in the process of regaining the urge to play again or if maybe it was a good time for you to let it go and get back to normal. It was good while it lasted. You calmly approached him, crouching down so you could look each other in the eye;

And then, long arms surrounded you before you could do anything. “Gotcha, Koebi-chan,” Floyd smiled, a dangerously calm tone. You felt your face turn red, just like a shrimp. Floyd must have also come to this conclusion because he started laughing while squeezing you tightly.

Anyone who sees Jade from afar might even think that he understands something of romance, but in fact his knowledge is very limited. The little he knows is the way merfolk court each other and yet the closest he has to reference is his parents’ love story — a complicated soap opera of romance, crime, a few murders and... um, you already know too much;

Still, Jade knows how to please you and kisses and hugs are a pretty simple thing to do. Or so he thought. One day, you seemed to simply decide that you wouldn't let your boyfriend hug you at all. But from the way you giggled softly, as if provoking him, Jade concluded that it was a healthy joke between lovers;

Well, Jade likes healthy banters. Even without quite understanding the purpose of you playfully running away from him, Jade followed you. When he tried to hug you from behind — hidden and surprising — you jumped out quickly, like a fish that cunningly escaped from a net. You laugh together, this action repeating itself a few more times;

Kissing, on the other hand, required a more direct strategy. When you talked — preferably face-to-face — Jade would approach your face quickly, in an attempt to at least get to your nose. The first time you got scared and literally fell back in your seat. So in the following times, you have already come up with ways to deviate from it;

With some nearby object, you blocked Jade’s lips and stared at him, containing your laughter. Poor thing, he hadn't made it this time! Your gaze was a tease itself. You were having so much fun being able to make a fool of him. It wasn’t for nothing that Jade liked to do this most of the time, the feeling was great;

Jade didn't quite know what he was feeling. The thrill of practically hunting you through the sea of students, looking for a gap in your posture to pounce on you with a hug and steal a kiss, directly conflicted with his frustration. He was smarter than that, he would find a way to beat this joke you included him;

Floyd had never seen his brother so focused on anything other than mushrooms and mountains. He laughed a lot watching the scenes of you skirting Jade's arms and hiding behind his back, avoiding him at all costs. Jade was annoyed with him because of this, even though he had a thin smile on his face to maintain his calm demeanor. He wanted to see if Floyd would be all happy if it was him in that situation;

After the fifth failure that day, Jade locked himself in his bedroom to think about what to do. Unfortunately, Floyd was also there to torture him a bit, recapping everything he was doing wrong. Suddenly Jade had an idea;

It was a simple Saturday morning. You found Jade crouching inside the Ramshackle’s garden, looking for something. According to him, it was the earring that he always wore, lost somewhere in the grass while he was going to meet you to go to classes together. You didn't approach Jade right away, suspicious that he had some plan on his hands;

But when Jade turned to ask for your help, you stared into his eyes, desperate and helpless. He once said how important that earring was, an unforgettable reminder of the Leech twins’ adventures. It made your heart ache. Sighing, you crouched next to him and squinted at the lifeless grass. Despite everything, it was kind of ridiculous to take so long to find an turquoise piece in the middle of that yellowish and colorless grass;

So, you got caught. When Jade squeezed you into his arms and gave you a strong kiss on your cheek — the kind that even makes a noise — you realized that it was a plan all along and you fell right for his bait. You hit his knees, nearly sending both of you plummeting across the meadow, but Jade's victorious laugh — rare as the scaly earring in his pocket — made you regain your good humor in no time.

[impostoradult]

I finally figured out why it feels like Supernatural murdered a unicorn (AKA why you need to STOP telling me to watch Black Sails)

I’ll start by saying, everything everyone else has been saying CERTAINLY bothers me: 

- the queer-baiting - the bury your queers - the undermining of Dean’s character arc  - the wasted opportunity for a certain kind of overall narrative closure - the flat out disrespect to Misha Collins and Jensen Ackles

 All of that bothers me tremendously. 

But there has been something else rather ineffable about this that has left a horrible taste in my mouth that I couldn’t quite pin down until last night. Bear with me, if you will, because this will require some set-up. 

*** This is not the first show to ever disappoint me in a spectacular fashion, nor will it be the last, I suspect. And one of the ways I’ve always coped with that disappointment was to remind myself that there will be other stories, other characters, other chances to get it right. (”It” being any number of things from just pure narrative emotional coherence to not burying your queers to not stringing along your queer audience and then yelling fuck you to them on the way out) 

But somehow that assurance -- that there will be other stories, other characters, other chances to get it right -- has rung particularly hollow in this instance, and I couldn’t quite put my finger on why until yesterday. 

I kept asking myself, why do I still have this feeling, deep in the pit of my stomach, like something was lost here that can never be recovered? 

Because something was lost here that I am doubtful can ever be recovered, and I don’t think I’ve seen anyone else talking about this aspect of it at all. 

***

A few months ago, TV critic Maureen Ryan did a great interview piece with Mike Schur (of Parks & Rec/The Good Place) discussing the death of long-form TV in the streaming era. They explore how the longer seasons and longer runs of traditional broadcast/cable TV provided an opportunity to tell particular kinds of stories that you simply can’t when seasons are 8-10 episodes and series typically run 2-4 seasons (thanks Netflix).

One key thing we’ve all lost in this new era of highly condensed TV storytelling (and of prestige TV narrative styles)? The traditional (several season’s long) slow-burn/will-they-won’t-they romance. Not only is there simply no longer the time or space to write such romances, it has also come to be seen as hacky, manipulative, cheap, artistically impoverished, low-brow, a embarrassing vestige of the era before TV became art™. 

Everybody is trying to be Fleabag now. No one wants to be Frasier. (”It’s really more like a 10 hour movie” they all like to brag)

Obviously TV still has romances, even ‘drawn out’ romances. But ‘drawn out’ in 2020 is like 2-3 seasons, maybe. More commonly it’s like half a season. Take Schitt’s Creek. The number of episodes between when David and Patrick first meet and when they first kiss? Seven. Seven episodes. Half a season. If you watched it live, it took less than 2 months for them to move from introducing that dynamic to consummating it. And I’m not bagging on Schitt’s Creek; I think the David/Patrick’s story is very lovely and well-written. 

But Niles & Daphne (Fraiser) had to wait 7 years and over 150 episodes before they finally got there. Josh & Donna (The West Wing) had to wait 6+ years, and 145 episodes. Mulder & Scully (The X-Files) had to wait 7 seasons and 143 episodes. Booth & Bones had to wait...you see where I am going with this. 

And my point is (and I can’t believe I never realized this explicitly until now): there has NEVER been a queer slow-burn/will-they-won’t-they romance of that type on TV ever. EVER. 

I’m going to say that again, because I think it bares repeating:

There has never been a queer, slow-burn/will-they-won’t-they romance that fits the 100-150 episode paradigm of delayed gratification on TV. 

Not ever.  

I can’t think of ONE example  Not a single, solitary one. And I know queer TV pretty well. Arguably the closest we’ve ever come is Legend of Korra, and that ran 50 episodes, a THIRD of the length of old school will-they-won’t-theys like Booth & Bones or Josh & Donna. 

Queer people have had a fair number of canonical romances on TV by now, even fairly long running ones. But we never got a primary/front-and-center romance that you had to root for for 100+ episodes before you got any kind of canonical consummation.

That is a particular kind of TV experience that queer people and queer characters were just 100% shut out of until it was too late. And because of how the TV landscape has changed in the last 10 years, I don’t know that that opportunity will ever come back around in our lifetimes. 

***

Dean and Castiel are/were a legacy of an earlier era of TV, an era that still contained the possibility for a will-they-won’t-they of that particular mold. There were other shows that could have also filled this gap at one time - Rizzoli & Isles, OUAT, House MD, etc. But one by one all of them were killed off, their queer romances unrequited, until Supernatural was the only one of its’ generation left standing. 

And they should have acknowledged that they were a species about to become extinct. 

There are plenty of other valid and compelling reasons Supernatural should have gone full Destiel, don’t get me wrong.

A) It would have been the most emotionally satisfying ending to the series and to those characters (and that would have been reason enough). 

B) It would have stopped the manipulative queer-baiting of the (disproportionately queer) fanbase (and that would have been reason enough). 

C) It would have been queer representation of middle-aged men, of bi men, of queers who came to their queerness later in life (and any/all of those would have been reason enough). 

D) It could have been a glorious subversion of the bury your queers trope, considering how often they’ve died and been resurrected (and that would have been reason enough). 

But point E) on this list is the reason this one hurts in a singular way that no one even appears to be acknowledging. 

Almost all of the other wrongs and missed opportunities contained in this Supernatural debacle have the possibility of being rectified (at least to a degree) elsewhere. I can and I likely will get more bi male characters from TV as time goes on. I can and likely will get more middle-aged queer characters. I can and likely will get more queer characters coming to their queerness later in life, and starting queer romances later in life. I can and likely will get more queer characters who aren’t killed cheaply and prematurely. I can and likely will get more genre TV shows with sprawling myth arc plots that are resolved in a coherent, satisfying way. I can and likely will get Misha Collins and Jensen Ackles involved in other projects that value their work and their talents. 

All of those other things are at the very least POSSIBLE, and many are even likely. 

But a queer 100-150 episode slow-burn romance a la Mulder & Scully or Niles & Daphne or Booth & Bones? That is the one baton Supernatural dropped spectacularly that no one else even has the possibility of picking up again for the foreseeable future. (They don’t even write those types of romances for heterosexuals anymore!) 

Seriously. It was a TV unicorn. And rather than letting it run wild and free, they stabbed it with a rusty nail. 

***

Given the monumental shifts in the TV landscape that have occurred in the last decade, I don’t know that TV will ever go back to the slow-burn/will-they-won’t-they romance spanning 100-150 episodes. Today it is a miracle if you can get ANY show to last longer than 50 episodes in the first place. 

And that is the piece of this that makes it feel (to me) like they murdered a unicorn.  

Because queer people have gotten a lot of things from TV, and they will get a lot more as time goes on. But that one? That one could very well be a totally extinct species.

That is the larger missed opportunity here that has left this feeling especially hollow and destructive. That is the thing that makes me balk when people tell me to go watch Black Sails or Pose or whatever other prestige TV show is doing this representation ‘better.’ Because that’s not really the loss I am mourning here. I KNOW there is ‘better’ representation elsewhere.  

But the will-they-won’t-they/slow-burn romance is a qualitatively unique thing that queer people literally just never got. Ever. There is no substitute, no alternate, no other show I can turn to with that kind of build-up and pay-off for a queer couple, and there probably won’t be in my lifetime. Not unless the TV industry undergoes another monumental evolution similar to the streaming revolution that shifts the incentives back to telling those types of stories again. 

All those shows you want me to displace Supernatural with? None of them can give me the one thing I uniquely wanted (and could have gotten) from Supernatural. THAT ALTERNATE SHOW DOESN’T EXIST. It doesn’t exist. And I have no reason to hope it will ever exist in my lifetime. 

So stop telling me to look somewhere else; you don’t understand what made this one a unicorn. 

***

Addendum: The only other possible show that could perhaps fill this gap is It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (re: Mac/Dennis). But I’m hesitant to say it exactly meets that criteria, for a number of reasons:

1 - It’s far less serialized relative to Supernatural and (except for a handful of stand-alone episodes) very little of the story is grounded specifically in Dennis/Mac’s romantic dynamic (unlike SPN, where it is absolutely central to much of the narrative)

2 - IASIP is fundamentally satirically in nature/tone which makes it much harder to have genuine romantic pathos (not impossible, but harder) 

3 - All the characters on IASIP are fundamentally crummy people who you aren’t exactly supposed to root for. Which doesn’t mean a romance between two of them can’t have its value/charm/worth but it’s not the same as when it is between characters who unequivocally deserve nice things/happy endings

[bunni-bino]

How The OP Boys Say “I Love You” To Their S/O

How You Know He Loves You- idk man

A/N : enjoy.

includes » Ace, Sabo, Luffy, law, Sanji, Zoro, Marco, Rosinante, Kid, Shanks, Mihawk, Katakuri, Izo, Koby, Cavendish,

Summary : the boys’ own way of saying “I love you”, with their own words and ways. Or, how you know he loves you.

? Wait did I do this before? I don’t even know. also these aren’t GREAT, but they aren’t HORRIBLE. Yk? Honestly tho, some of these seem like they’re all over the place, which yes, they might be. UGH IT WAS SO HARD THO.

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Monkey D. Luffy

Luffy loves you like an adventure. Everything is new and always fun to try with him, and no matter what happens, you don’t ever regret it, because you’re doing it with him.

He’s persistent in staying with you everywhere, he wants to do everything with you. He tends to invite you ( by pulling your hand ) to do crazy things with him and away from the others so you’re alone.

He’s always showing off his skills and stupidity in order to make you laugh, because your smile is the best thing he’s ever seen and giggles are the beautiful sound he treasures.

His actions are genuine when he holds your hand and pulls you to his side all the time, with the warmest, loving grin.

Luffy always makes sure to remind you to never give up hope.

“Let’s go on an adventure together, [Name].”

-

Roronoa Zoro

Zoro loves you like you’re his one and only. No one has priority over you, ( except maybe Luffy ), and you will always be his, if you’ll let him.

Zoro is not a man of many words when it comes to his own emotions and feelings, so he shows it through his actions.

He always has an eye on you, so wherever you are is where he ‘sleeps’ so he can keep you close, his swords at his side to protect you from danger, ( but he knows you can handle yourself. )

Zoro is the perfect person to lend a comforting shoulder and ear. He will listen to every single one of your problems intently and if he can, will offer the best advice you’ll hear, even if it’s a bit harshly. However, whatever got you so down, Zoro will bring you back up.

Zoro is always reminding you that you are strong, no matter how tough things get.

“Oi, come take a nap with me. I could use a body pillow.”

-

Portgas D. Ace

Ace loves you like a gentleman, respecting boundaries, bowing to the elderly you pass by together and always ready to pick you up for your date at seven, bouquet of flowers in hand.

If Ace is good at anything, it’s knowing how to distract you with a good time. He knows the best way to bring a beautiful smile to your lips and can easily make sure to avoid the thoughts that brought you down in the first place.

He’ll share stories that will make you die of laughter or feel so wholesome that you literally melt at how sweet it is.

The few times he expresses and shares his insecurities to you, something he hides within him because he trusts you enough to do so. He loves your understanding and comfort for him.

Ace always reminds you that you’ll be okay, even at the worst times.

“You are the light of my life.”

-

Chief of Staff Sabo

Sabo loves you like a prince. He holds the door for you, takes your hand so you don’t fall, has the most charismatic smile on his face and is just so charming.

Sabo will remember the littlest things, the smallest details that you yourself don’t even know until he reminds you, and because of this, you are often gifted the most memorable and cherishing gifts, like the scarf you two bought for your perfect snowman, to the necklace you were staring a little too longingly at on display.

He’s always busy, but he doesn’t hesitate to drop whatever he has just for you. He will run through fire if it means you’ll stop crying or if you’ll be happy to see him. You are his lifeline, his soul, his love.

He may not know how to properly cheer you up like his brothers can, but he knows that he wants the best for you. If you need space, you got it. You need some tender loving cuddles and buckets of ice cream while watching Disney movies? Vanilla or chocolate ice cream?

Sabo reminds you that you deserve happiness and peace.

“Whenever you need me, I’ll be there.”

-

Trafalgar D. Water Law

Law loves you like you’re his savior, someone who’s always there during his time of need and insecurities, by his side when he needs you most.

He’s a little blunt and straightforward occasionally, but he’s honest somewhat. He won’t ever tell you his feelings until he deems it the right time, but you can tell he has feelings by the change in treatment.

He’ll keep you closer to him, making excuses by saying that he needs you to help him with the supply run, or that he needs your assistance with a particular menial task.

He’s awkward and shy about it at first but he cares and that’s all you need to know. Especially once you catch him during one of his weaker times, the anniversary of a particular someone rolling around, where he’s locked in his room. He needs you beside him, so please don’t leave him when he needs you.

Law reminds you that you are human, that it’s okay to be vulnerable.

“Just stay here with me.”

-

Vinsmoke Sanji

Sanji loves you like a god/goddess. He will treat you with the utmost respect and care and offers you everything you could possibly want or need, just say the word.

His genuine, endless daily compliments are given to you with pure love and passion, his daily refreshments and snacks to keep you energized and hydrated keeps an eye out for your health.

He makes sure you know the true meaning of flattery, chivalry and love, because that is all he can show you.

However, under that chivalrous exterior, is his calmer, understanding loving self, where he shows his true self and when he finally shares this side with you, where he holds his insecurities, it’s the true honor and love you can receive. And it’s even better, when you become the one who loves for him in return during this time.

Sanji reminds you that you deserve to be and are loved.

“You are my world, my everything.”

-

Marco The Phoenix

Marco loves you like a married couple who grew old together, still playing jokes and having fun to life’s fullest, no matter your age.

He’s constantly lecturing you for the smallest things repeatedly, since you always seem to forget. His lectures lack any annoyance or malice though, he’s just kind of done with you sometimes.

Nonetheless, he’s taking care of you more than you think, always the first one there whenever you need help. He’s always prepared for whatever you need so you don’t have to look for it and get worried.

He’s stern at times but he loves you more than you could ever know, often questioning himself whenever he’s beside you. He half-lidded eyes watching you with warmth and admiration because you always look so determined.

Marco always reminds you that you are free. To live life to its fullest and however you wish.

“Let me fly you to the moon.”

-

Donquixote Rosinante

Rosinante loves you like a husband, he treats you like his wife, either you or him welcoming each other home after being gone for so long and greeting each other with a loving kiss each time.

He knows just how tough things can be and as much as he tries to make things right, he knows how bad situations really are and no matter how much he wants to cry or get angry, he always holds a smile, in front of you. To assure you that things will be okay.

He gives the warmest hugs, and knows that, so whenever you’re angry or sad, or just randomly at times, Rosi envelops you into a large hug, waddling you back and forth a few times, you feel instant relief and content, which makes him smile.

His priority will always be you, even if he’s hundreds of thousands miles away, he will find his way back home to you. He surprises you with the littlest gifts; being flowers, jewelry, candles, or more.

Rosi will always remind you to smile, even during the hardest times.

“I will protect you.”

-

Eustass Kid

Kid loves you like a game, it’s unexpected, unpredictable of what will happen and it’s exciting and thrilling. For you both, one wrong move, and the other is gone for good, but perhaps, second chances/rematches are available.

He can be brash and a bit much, but Kid has high respect for anyone who actually makes it onto his crew and can actually tolerate him, you included.

He’s loud and wild but that only makes it part of the fun. With such a short fuse, as long as you play your cards right and pick your moments to bite back, it’s kind of fun knowing how dangerous it can be with a guy like Kid, and he also loves it equally, because your feistiness is attractive.

Being a bad bitch that doesn’t play by the rules is so incredibly attractive and Kid knows how to reward and punish so tread carefully. ;) however, he has his down moments and as annoying he can be, he does appreciate the effort you give if you try to comfort him. He’ll be harsh about it but eventually, he just wants you to be with him in the end.

Kid reminds you to rebel, take risks and enjoy the thrill of getting in dangerous situation every once in a while, breaking a few rules doesn’t hurt anybody. Most of the time.

“Don’t fucking ever leave me.. okay?”

-

Dracule Mihawk

Mihawk loves you like you’re an empress, only the finest and highest quality for you, nothing else can compare.

Mihawk will buy you the most expensive dress that suits you, with an equally expensive matching jewelry to go with. Not to mention the heels, and, tch, how could he forget the roses you require? Despicable.

As much as he loves to show you off, he despises the stares of awe and admiration you receive whenever you go out, so his possessiveness takes over and he has an arm around your waist at all times, successfully showing you’re taken and to back off if they don’t wish to be cut into oblivion.

He trains you to handle yourself, obviously, you should know at least some basic skills. He’s not too hard on you but does push you to keep going until you truly wish to stop. It’s only because he’s worried that one day, he won’t be there and won’t be able to protect you.

Mihawk reminds you that you are a queen/king, a strong person who shall hold your ground and never back down from fear and show your bravery.

“Come here, mi amor.”

-

Red Haired Shanks

Shanks loves you like you’re his future. It’s an unknown journey, but he’s there for the ride and whatever may happen, he’s there staying and won’t be going anywhere, unless it’s with you.

The red head is a goofball, he drinks, parties and messes around but he is an incredible captain and genuine to a fault. So when he expresses kindness, it is purely from his heart and not out of manners.

He is extremely playful and yet when down to business, he is calm, collected, and cool. He knows just what to say in tough situations and great comforting advice, so he’s the one to go to when you’re feeling down. And as laid back as he is, disrespect to those he loves is the one shit he won’t take.

He’ll hold you close and with his signature grin, compliment you and tell you how much he appreciates you and as soon as someone lays a finger on you, his hand is on the hilt of the sword and he waits three seconds for an explanation before he cuts them down. No one messes with his beloved.

Shanks reminds you of loyalty. To always protect and care for those close to you, and keep that built up trust and bond you created with them.

“Trust me. I won’t let go of you.”

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Charlotte Katakuri

Katakuri loves you like you’re glass, he’s careful, protective, cautious and treats you like you’re fragile, because he’s afraid of hurting you.

He’s larger than most, he’s aware of that, so he always takes the precautions to be aware of his surroundings, especially when you are around. He wants you safe and he will be devastated if he is the cause of your pain.

His large stature is a blessing to you though, because cuddling is so comfortable and comforting, it’s amazing. You can curl up and relax and just be at ease with him, because he’s so protective of you, even from his family members. He often keeps you away from Cracker and Perospero, in the slightest chance that they try to take you away from him.

He’ll be extremely heartbroken if Big Mom doesn’t approve of you, but his love for you is stronger, so he’ll keep it a secret if he has to but eventually, he’ll pray and wish for her blessing, asking the help of his siblings to convince her.

Katakuri reminds you of family, that even friends or crewmates are family and love you all the same.

“I will be here for you.”

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Captain Koby

Koby loves you like a typical high school crush. He’s all shy and blushy, and evidently embarrassed when the pretty one at school is talking to him, ( that’s you. ).

He’s like the wallflower type, who tries to blend in but somehow, he sticks out in a way that lures you to him, like he’s hit the jackpot.

He is incredibly sweet, and his shyness is so adorable. You can’t help but coo whenever you see his red cheeks and soft smile of care he offers.

Always helps you with everything, will take the blame whenever you get in trouble, takes the suffering and pain when guys try to mess with you, and no matter how tough things get, he’s holding a brave face for you.

Koby reminds you of kindness, treat everyone with care and kindness, and it goes a long way.

“If you fall, I’ll be there to catch you.”

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16th Division Commander Izo

Izo loves you like you’re a painting, he thinks you are true beauty, inside and out, you are a work of art, a true Mother Nature masterpiece born. One to be admired.

The type to be there. He’ll hold your hair while you vomit, rubbing soothing circles on your back while you cry, painting your nails while you complain about Ace, assure your perfection when you’re feeling insecure.

Best advice giver, holds no judgements at all. He’ll help with anything, because you need him. Romantic advice, friendship, sexual advice ;), he will help you any way he can.

He truly admires you, not because of your beauty, but your strength to be able to cry. Crying doesn’t mean weakness but rather, strength to be able to move forward even in the worst of times.

Izo reminds you that you are beautiful, no matter what anyone thinks or says.

“You are true beauty, my love.”

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Cavendish Of The White Horse

Cavendish loves you like you’re a princess, and he is your handsome Prince Charming.

Every thing he does it like from a fairytale, if it involved a rather.. bit of a narcissistic Prince Charming. But he means well, because he still treats you like a real princess.

He gives you daily horseback rides, teaching you with his strong arms wrapped around yours and his black fancy hat on top of your head, as you two ride around and share laughs and memories.

And even through his big ego, he still makes sure to compliment you, tell you how proud he is of you and how much he truly admires you for your strong will and determination, because he really does love you. More than you know.

Cavendish reminds you that dreams can come true, sometimes it just takes a leap of faith and effort.

“I will treat you like the princess you are and deserve to be.”

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A/N : 15 fucking people and having to think of different things while I’m distracted is so HARD. 😭 please tell me you enjoyed though ;-;

but did I do this already? God I can’t remember a thing, especially since I still haven’t updated my masterlists- and I’m terribly sorry if this really is all over the place ;-; also apologies if this is repetitive for some of them! It really is difficult yk ;-;

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SugarDaddy!Enji X SugarBaby!Male Reader <3

Not entirely sure where this came from, but couldn’t help myself once it started :3 nothing crazy, and kinda short, so apologies for that, but I hope you guys enjoy it! Prompt fills should be out later this month: In the midst of a move, so slow going getting fills, out, but hopefully soon <3 thanks for the patience, and the continued support. Much love to you guys! Enjoy :3  Sugar Daddy!Enji x Sugar Baby!Male Reader

 (Sort of, kind of, it is but also not entirely the focus)

“What would you do without me, dad,” Fuyumi sighed, though her smile was palpable, even if Enji couldn’t see it- as she’d stepped behind him to lint roll his dinner jacket. Enji adjusting his watch, and catching the time, puffing his chest up a bit as he shooed his daughter back, and glanced at himself in the full length mirror once more, briefly. Enji would lie down and accept the sweet, bitter kiss from the grim reaper, before he ever told his daughter just where he’d found his date from. But, and as hard as it was to so much as admit it, Enji did know when to wave the white flag of defeat, and after three hours of trying to pick his own outfit, he’d shuffled off to her room and mumbled the bare minimum about having a date from an app tonight. Fuyumi had freaked out for all of ten minutes, before growing startlingly serious, and rifling through his closet for articles of clothing Enji had no idea were even there. And now...well, he looked more presentable than he had in ages. Granted, his wardrobe consisted of his hero suit ninety nine percent of the time, but still. Bidding Fuyumi goodbye was a whole other ordeal, but soon enough, Enji found himself- or rather, his driver, pulling up along the curb of the restaurant he’d asked you to. Not even a moment to gather himself, or suck in a few lungful's of crisp evening air, before his eyes landed on you. Your dazzling smile so bright, Enji had to keep himself from squinting, as you hurried over, and without so much as a hello first, threw your arms over the hero’s broad shoulders, and brought him down into a tight, warm hug. Enji squeezed back awkwardly, though your cologne was mouthwatering, and the feel of someone wanting to be in his arms almost made the older man dizzy, as he pulled back, and smoothed out the front of his jacket. Just to busy his hands, as you eyed him up, and your smile grew softer. More intimate. “It’s so nice to meet, finally. In person.” You laughed, gesturing for Enji to follow you to the front door, as there was already a man waiting to escort you back to your table. Well, Enji thought. Here goes nothing. 

“You’re nervous,” you pointed out quietly- gently, reaching across the table to lay one of your hands over Enji’s much larger one: meeting the older man's gaze as he stopped jiggling his leg, and focused his full attention on you. “Observant,” Enji huffed, though not unkindly, as he took a deep breath, and reached up with his free hand to tug at the neck of his sweater. Cheeks flush, both from the heat within himself, and his nerves. You were much more...handsome? Pretty? Drop dead gorgeous?- than your profile pictures had given you credit for, and even then you were one of the most beautiful specimens he’d ever laid his eyes on, so that was really saying something. “I try to be,” you laughed, bringing your other hand around to sip at your champagne, before laying your glass-chilled hand over the other covering Enji’s, to clasp them on either side- just holding his hand, and smiling. Awkwardness creeping back up Enji’s neck as his throat worked around the words he couldn’t quite find. “I could talk, if you’d like? And you can interject whenever you’d like. No pressure to, if you’re not ready. I could probably talk enough for the both of us.” You we’re trying to cut the man some slack, bless his big confused heart. Your online chats hadn’t divulged much, though you did get the gist from Enji. Bad relationship with his children. Not too close to anyone of his own age. He was lonely. And so were you. You were also broke as fuck, but all thoughts of monetary value flew out the window the second you hugged the man when you’d arrived. Seen the restaurant he’d asked you to; and the private balcony dinner he’d arranged. Enji was trying so hard, and it made your heart beat a little too fast. Your smile almost too bright.  “That...would be preferable, thank you,” Enji replied gruffly- though he cleared his throat after like he’d done it by accident. It only made you smile wider “Of course. A very considerate daddy you are,” you teased, referencing the website you met on jokingly- or at least, half jokingly- though the way Enji’s blush deepened had you stuttering around your first few sentences- glancing down suddenly as Enji turned his hand palm upward- holding your hands in return, as you laughed, suddenly, and began speaking smoothly. Squeezing the man’s hands in silent thanks, as he listened intently to you rambling on about your life. Where you went to school, what instrument you played, your favorite movies, and books. He really /listened/, grunting every so often to show you he was- and even interjecting with questions every so often; Enji really wanted to know about you. He wanted to listen. You’d never quite had anyone like that before. Not even close friends who cared enough to really listen to you. Your chest felt tight suddenly as you began touching on your most recent life happenings. Pausing slowly, voice getting quiet as you held Enji’s gaze, you lifted the older man’s hand to press a kiss to his palm. Snickering into it as Enji’s flames burst across his face at the contact. “Ah-Ahem. What uh...what’s that for?” He questioned, voice husky as he turned away slightly. Embarrassed at his flames for the first time since he was a pre-teen. “Just thanks, for listening,” you admitted with a shrug, kissing his palm again, even softer this time. Enji turned then, pure honesty in his gaze as he gathered his courage to speak clearly, “I could listen to you speak...for hours, if I’m being honest. You have..a lovely voice.” “Ah,” You nodded, your cheeks just as flushed as the hero’s as you swirled your champagne in its glass gently. Missing completely the way Enji’s face fell, and he withdrew his hands from atop the table, and back into his lap. The rest of the night went pretty much the same, though you noticed Enji seemed slightly more reserved, and gruff than before. Still just as attentive, still nearly mute, just more...withdrawn. Less open then he’d become as you spoke. It wasn’t until the date had come to an end, and he was escorting you out of the restaurant, and to the car he’d called to take you home, did you realize why. “Here you go.” Enji spoke quietly, yet clearly, crowding you in slightly so the valet couldn’t see the wad of cash he was holding out to you. Crisp bills neatly folded into a money clip, engraved with Enji’s initials. “Oh.” You’d almost forgotten by this point that this was sort of part of it. Or...well, it was the whole point, really. Or had been. “That’s��.quite a lot of money,” You thought aloud, frowning at the way Enji’s brows drew down tightly, and he thumped the money into your chest gently. “I apologize for the evening. Please, just take it. It’s triple the amount we originally spoke of. Compensation for the poor company I’ve been.” You froze, staring between Enji’s eyes, that wouldn’t meet your own, and the cash being held out to you, Enji’s grip so tight on it his knuckles were white. /Oh/. So that’s what he thought. Earlier in the evening, your reaction to his sincerity, he’d read into it wrong. ….Sweet old man. “Silly daddy,” You sighed, smiling despite the situation- reaching up to tug out one solitary bill from the stack, before pressing Enji’s fist back into his own chest with one hand- the other snaking up and around the man’s neck, to ease him down to your level gently. “I can’t say I’ve ever had a more wonderful time with anyone before in my whole life. You listened, and saw me. And only me. For hours. I don’t think I can properly describe how absolutely wonderful that was. Truly. Silly,” You laughed again, watching the way Enji’s shoulders hunched, and tensed, a myriad of emotions flitting across his face, before he settled on bewilderment it seemed. The tiniest flames danced across his cheeks as you leaned up on your toes, brushing noses briefly, before capturing Enji’s lips in a soft, chaste kiss. Hand carding up and into the soft hair at the nape of Enji’s neck, scraping your nails through his scalp gently as your lips began to move against one another. Unsure, and hesitant, before that quickly melted away, leaving only the deepest desire, and want. A soft, needy noise leaving your mouth, that Enji swallowed up happily. Panting into your face as he pulled away, breath a wash of champagne, and the chocolate cake you’d both had for dessert. “Tip...for your driver,” You breathed, slightly dazed as you fell back into the car, feet firmly on the ground now- tapping your pocket where you’d slid the bill from the stack he’d held out to you at first. “I...should get going. But if I don’t have a text from you with the details of our next date when I get home, i’ll be one very disappointed boy,” You admitted quietly, cupping Enji’s cheek briefly- thumb sliding across his plump bottom lip, before you opened the back door of the car, and slid in. Wishing Enji a goodnight, before the door was shut, and you were being driven off towards home. Enji checked the time briefly as you pulled away, and once more when he finally was able to get his legs working again- nearly an hour had passed, in which he’d tried and failed multiple times to collect himself. Had that really just happened? The feel of his lips twisting up into a smile felt strange, and foreign for the pro hero. And as he walked home, to allow himself a chance to breathe finally, he began to laugh. Cupping his own face, and touching his lips, an incredulous laugh bubbled from deep within him as he threw his head back and allowed it to overtake him. Smiling in a way he hadn’t in...so, so long. Pulling his phone out, he immediately began texting you, checking your schedule for the next night, before suggesting going to a play. A quiet, private balcony just for the two of you. Close seats. Beautiful music. He could watch your reactions under the bright stage lights. It sounded fantastic. A text from Fuyumi chimed into his phone as he was nearly home, and still smiling like a love struck teenager. So? How was it!?-FT Enji sighed heavily, catching himself in a nearby shop window- looking too happy to be real, and recalling your words from earlier. Wonderful.-ET It was wonderful, Fuyumi.-ET