#kind of unhinged but in the chill 'haha...' kinda way he is already
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 7 months ago
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RUFIOH: man... 1 need a better pack1ng harness... 1'm always go1ng to the bathroom and my pen1s 1s f*ck1ng hor1zontal and s1deways... l1ke 1 hope no one saw my awkward and freak1sh bulge just then haha...
MEENAH: hey man. yea um this is awkward. yea i just pulled you aside to say i uh.. dude your penis has been twisted into a strange origami shape never sea-n before. its like a mobius loop. its defyin the laws of what flesh can and cannot do. you should sea a doctor dude
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