#kim would’ve leapt thirteen feet into the air and then stared at me like ‘ellen i’m scared 🥺 should we check it out.. omg i’m gonna shit
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What just fucking made three loud clicking sounds at the back of the house 🚨
#i love having a deaf dog at times like this#kim would’ve leapt thirteen feet into the air and then stared at me like ‘ellen i’m scared 🥺 should we check it out.. omg i’m gonna shit#myself omg omg omg please tell me i don’t have to bite anyone PLEASE’#but mabel is just like ‘i sleep’#i don’t think it’s anything honestly. like if we had an intruder there’s no way they’d be able to be so quiet#like there’s blatantly nothing in the kitchen which means they’re in the office which means they Would have knocked something over by now#i’ve lived here for twenty years and i can’t go in the office without knocking over most of the furniture#i shut mabel in there earlier so i could answer the door without her trying to escape and she managed to step in my knitting bag#the clicking is therefore either the clock being weird or something with the boiler or possibly a hallucination idk#there is something very funny though about hearing weird noises and your dog just not giving a shit#i’ve only had highly alert; intelligent retrievers all my life and now i’ve got a deaf terrier with zero survival instincts#i AM the guard dog. i’m guarding mabel. i am constantly fucking vigilant. it’s so funny#personal
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