#killers x cowboys x bob

[whollyjoly]

The Cowboy's Christmas Ball - Killers x Easy Ranch

Where the cayotes come a-howlin' 'round the ranches after dark, And the bluebirds are a-singin' to the lovely "meadow lark"; Where the bighorns are a-grazin' and the lonely plovers call, It was there that I attended "The Cowboys' Christmas Ball."

They had truly outdone themselves, Dick thought.

The barn, which was usually filled with an odd collection of wobbly tables and well-worn armchairs, had been cleaned almost beyond recognition. Lights were strung across every surface, and paper snowflakes hung on twine from the rafters. Where once a moth-eaten couch stood had been transformed into a stage, where Liebgott and his band had set up for the night.

The dartboard had been left in the corner, and a sizeable crowd was watching Buck face off against Shifty - they were the two current leaders in Easy's running tournament, and from the mix of cheers and groans, it sounded like a tight match.

Dick traced his eyes across the crowd, half-consciously taking a mental rollcall of his boys, and smiled softly once he found who he was looking for.

Nix was standing off to the side, a pleased expression on his face as he basked in the joy of his handiwork. There was a glass of eggnog in his hand, and when Dick approached, he raised an eyebrow at it.

"Oh don't worry, this is about eighty percent whiskey."

Dick chuckled and settled next to the man, content to sit back and enjoy this moment.

"It looks great, Lew. I'm glad you put this together."

Nix shrugged, but Dick could see the pleased glint in his eye. "It's nothing the boys didn't deserve. Plus, you should see the parties we used to throw at the ol' Nixon Estate. Puts a shindig like this to shame."

The sour tone Nix had adopted was one Dick may have been accustomed to hearing whenever the man's family was mentioned, but it felt out of place at a party like this, and he wanted nothing more than to smooth it away. Dick reached over and put a hand on Nix's shoulder, squeezing once. The grateful look he received in response radiated a small warmth in Dick's chest, and he smiled in return.

A loud tapping on the microphone drew the men's attention away from each other.

"Hey Hoobler," Muck's voice rang out, "be quiet! The man's trying to speak!"

"Good evening, ladies and gents!" Harry Welsh announced, tipping dangerously over the microphone, "I now present to you our very own Smokey Gordon, with The Night of the Cowboys' Christmas Ball!"

Dick could feel more than hear Nix mutter, "oh, this will be good," and couldn't help a small smile.

Smokey, face slightly flushed from alcohol, waved to the crowd from the make-shift stage, and stepped up to the mic.

"The snow was thick on Christmas day, When a handsome rancher appeared to say, ‘Easy Ranch is just down yonder, If in need of cheer, take a wander.’

Out past where the creek waters flow, ‘Round the bend from where the hayseeds grow, The Cowboys’ there, the story’s told, Have wandering eyes and jokes are bold!"

"He means you, Luz!" Buck called from the corner, unabashed by the shushes and the bird flipped to him by George.

"As you come upon the old barn, You might hear a drunk spinning a yarn, About the group of men that they call Easy, Although only," Smokey paused for a moment, grinning at the crowd, "...most of us, are that sleazy.

Dick couldn’t help but chuckle at the raucous mix of protest and laughing agreement that swelled from the boys, toasting their solo cups as one.

"But hark! A different sound is a buzz, It’s the hollering shout of Jolly Saint Luz! I’m sick of this, he says, I’ve had my fill! Gimme a Philly Bop, led by Wild Ol’ Bill!

And so the country band starts up, All the Cowboys’ raise their cup, Except for our fearless leader, Dick, Who’s too good to laugh when drink makes us sick!

But let me take a moment to be serious, (See, ladies? I can be mysterious!) This family has brought me so much joy, Even with our local grinch, Joe Toye.

We’ve made this our home, and though, I don’t say it much, I hope you know, That I’m honored to have your love, And I want to return it beyond and above.

So here, ol’ Smokey does proclaim, Without an ounce of doubt or shame, We wish to welcome you, one and all, To Easy’s Cowboy Christmas Ball!"

The roar of cheers at Smokey's last line was almost deafening. It was a beautiful sight, Dick thought, to see all his boys laughing and happy. They might have had one heck of a year, but hear they all were, together, on Christmas.

Dick felt a warm hand on the small of his back, and it was easy to lean back into it. He turned to Nix, and caught the man studying his face.

"Everything okay, Lew?"

"Yeah," he responded distractedly. "I just, well, didn't expect this, I guess."

Dick raised an eyebrow. "Didn't expect what?"

Nix shrugged. "Being happy."

And well, even without the excuse of mistletoe, Dick couldn't help but kiss him for that.

Merry Christmas from Easy Ranch!

So I was listening to The Killers Christmas album yesterday, when I heard their song The Cowboys' Christmas Ball. And then my fingers slipped, and I made a moodboard. And then my fingers slipped, and I wrote a Smokey-poem for the boys. And then my fingers slipped again, and well, it turned into a small fic!

This is a Christmas present to the BoB fandom as a whole, and to the Kinky Ron Discord Server in particular. Thank you all for being such an amazing group of people, of artists and writers and creators, and for welcoming me and my chaos. I love you all so, so much, and I am so thankful to have you in my life. Have a very, Merry Christmas ❤️🎄

pt 6/? - band of brothers as killers songs, cowboy edition

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[toopimpabutterfly]

making my INTRO!!!!! or this is my intro. ykykyk. (meet my shitty way of designing intros and stuff too,)

HIHI call me Jésus I'm 16 Apache Mexican American. With some other stuff cause yeah. just mentioning that cause. I will say a lot of stuff yk. I'm autistic and scitzohenic but PLEASEEEE I NEED FRIENDS and PEOPLE TO talk to about my current interests!!!

MOVIES

Oh to go. on ABOUT THIS.. here's my letterboxd I fucking love movies.

DOGMA, MOONLIGHT, CLERKS, NATURAL BORN KILLERS, GOOD WILL HUNTING, FIGHT CLUB, NAKED LUNCH, FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS, CONSTANTINE, HELLBBOY, GUMMO, MAD MAX + FURIOSA, GODZILLA, I SAW THE TV GLOW, AVATAR, JACKASS, MID 90S, STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON, I LOVE YOU PHILIP MORRIS, WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S, FRIDAY, THE MATRIX, JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK, THIRTEEN, REQUIEM FOR A DREAM, TRAINSPOTTING, THE PEOPLE VS LARRY FLYNT, DUCK TILL DAWN, THE WATERMELON WOMAN, DONT BE A MENACE TO SOUTH CENTRAL, BOYZ IN THE HOOD, 12 MONKEYS, MENACE II SOCIETY, WATCHMEN,MALL RATS, KIDS and a lot more.. coughs.

TV SHOWS

PREACHER, THE BOYS, THE MAXX, ÆON FLUX, THE BOONDOCKS, LOITER SQUAD, CLERKS ANIMATED, AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE, BOJACK HORSEMAN, BEVIS AND BUTTHEAD, JACKASS THE SERIES, SMILING FRIENDS, THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW, FUTURAMA, KING OF THE HILL, MORAL OREL, BLACK DYNAMITE, HOME MOVIES, SPACE GHOST COAST TO COAST, THE OBLONGS, and more stuff again. Assume that a lot tbh.

MUSIC

THE BUTTHOLE SURFERS, KENDRICK LAMAR, ICE CUBE, N.W.A, BLACK FLAG, DEAD KENNEDY'S, LEONARD COHEN, NINE INCH NAILS, OUTKAST, TYLER, THE CREATOR, NAS, DR DRE, BONE THUGZ, QUASIMOTO, EAZY-E, KMFDM, ALEX G, WEEN, CHEMLAB, JANE'S ADDICTION, GERMS, ANGRY SAMOANS, NEW ORDER, JOY DIVISION, COWBOY JUNKIES, JESUS LOVES JUNKIES, PIXIES, DINOSAUR JR, HOOTIE AND THE BLOWFISH, THE VELVET UNDERGROUND, THE DEAD MILKMEN, NECROS, CIRCLE JERKS, HOLE, and a lot more. I love hardcore punk, crust, hip-hop, rap, and basically everything tbh.

MISC + FIXATIONS

I love comics like the Punisher, The Maxx, Preacher, Bratpack, the clerk's comic, Watchmen, Hellboy, little things. I like reading, TOO . I LOVE HUNTER S THOMPSON!!! Mostly Fear and Loathing in las Vegas, Hell's Angels, and the Campaign Trail 72, and other books like Revolt of the Cockroach People, Get in The Van. Little books like that sorta. GAMES TOO I like Faith the unholy Trinity, DOOM, POSTAL, GTA, DUSK, and a few others!

I collect DVDS, games, VHS tapes, books, CDs, records, laser discs, literally any piece of physical media . All of it. I like conspiracy theories, civil rights activists, some art history, Malcolm X. I'm a punk I go to local shows and stuff and might sometimes post that when I can. I have a HUGEEE fixation rn on Dogma(1999) and Kendrick Lamar. But I heavily enjoy the viewaskew universe rn and want to interact with more of the little fandom please... my dad got me into the movies and we watched them all together n stuff. I do powerlifting as a hobby and like to go on walks around my town and say nonsense please interact. I will post whatever I want here really tbh.. BYE.

TAGS!!!

#toopimpabutterfly <- tag for everything I post

#TPAB lyric posts <- me lyric postin, nuff said.

#TPAB rants <- mostly vent or ranting about my horrible life. how fun

I got socials too, discords are irlwillhunting MAIN and h0peeradicated as alt. My Instagram is topimpthebutterfly . Spotify is here .

[i-mustache-your-opinion]

Meet The Competitors

Preliminaries have officially ended! Combining the winning characters from the preliminaries with the characters who received 3+ nominations during the submission period, we have officially finalized our 128 competitors. It will take some time to get the brackets and Round 1 polls together, so in the meantime here is the complete list of competitors for those who are curious.

Mustache Girl (A Hat in Time)

Count Olaf (A Series of Unfortunate Events)

Damon Gant (Ace Attorney)

The Judge (Ace Attorney)

Marvin Grossberg (Ace Attorney)

Ice King (Adventure Time)

Magnus Burnsides (The Adventure Zone: Balance Arc)

Gordito Delgado (The Adventures of Dr. McNinja)

Captain Archibald Haddock (The Adventures of Tintin)

Hercule Poirot (Agatha Christie's Poirot)

Brewster (Animal Crossing)

Heimerdinger (Arcane: League of Legends)

Iroh (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Lawrence Betelgeuse Shoggoth (Beetlejuice: The Musical)

Bob Belcher (Bob's Burgers)

Tim Lockwood (Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs)

Jet Black (Cowboy Bebop)

Watari (Death Note)

Senshi (Delicious in Dungeon)

Harry Du Bois (Disco Elysium)

The Master (Doctor Who)

Sebastian (Doki Doki Precure)

Cranky Kong (Donkey Kong)

Captain Villads (The Dragon Prince)

The Lorax (Dr. Seuss)

Ramuh (Final Fantasy)

Cervantes (Fire Emblem: Awakening)

Alex Louis Armstrong (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Maes Hughes (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Kintoleski (Futari wa Precure Splash Star)

Kratos (God of War)

Lan Qiren (Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation)

Old Man McGucket (Gravity Falls)

Stan Pines (Gravity Falls)

Gordon Freeman (Half-Life)

Mumbo Jumbo (Hermitcraft)

The King of Town (Homestar Runner)

Seneca Crane (The Hunger Games)

Isaac Netero (Hunter x Hunter)

Gyro Zeppeli (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)

The King of All Cosmos (Katamari)

Solomon David (Kill Six Billion Demons)

Chourou (Kira Kira Precure a la Mode)

Ganondorf (The Legend of Zelda)

Daruk (The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild)

King Rhoam Bosphoramus Hyrule (The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild)

King Harkinian (The Legend of Zelda CD-i)

Morshu (The Legend of Zelda CD-i)

Yosemite Sam (Looney Tunes)

Gandalf (Lord of the Rings)

Gimli (Lord of the Rings)

Treebeard (Lord of the Rings)

Daisuke Jigen (Lupin III)

Tim Wright (Marbel Hornets)

Broque Monsieur (Mario & Luigi)

Mr. Sinister (Marvel)

Odin Borson (Marvel)

The Bowler Hat Guy (Meet the Robinsons)

William Murderface (Metalocalypse)

Rich Uncle Pennybags (Monopoly)

Danjuro "Gentle Criminal" Tobita (My Hero Academia)

Shouta "Eraserhead" Aizawa (My Hero Academia)

Yamada "Present Mic" Hizashi (My Hero Academia)

Master Wu (Ninjago)

Maestro (Once Upon a Time...)

Dracule Mihawk (One Piece)

Edward "Whitebeard" Newgate (One Piece)

Franky (One Piece)

Gan Fall (One Piece)

Gol D. Roger (One Piece)

Jinbe (One Piece)

Kaido (One Piece)

Killer (One Piece)

Marshall "Blackbeard" D. Teach (One Piece)

Rob Lucci (One Piece)

Sanji (One Piece)

Trafalgar D. Water Law (One Piece)

Usopp (One Piece)

Zeff (One Piece)

Darius Deamonne (The Owl House)

Dell Clawthorne (The Owl House)

Paul Blart (Paul Blart: Mall Cop)

Davy Jones (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Entei (Pokémon)

Kricketune (Pokémon)

Probopass (Pokémon)

Raikou (Pokémon)

Samurott (Pokémon)

Sealeo (Pokémon)

Stoutland (Pokémon)

Drayden (Pokémon: Black & White)

Captain Kamado (Pokémon Legends: Arceus)

Warden Ingo (Pokémon Legends: Arceus)

Count Dracula (Popular Culture)

Santa Claus (Popular Culture)

Inigo Montoya (The Princess Bride)

Julius Pringles (Pringles)

Agent Wyoming (Red vs Blue)

James Ironwood (RWBY)

Remus Sanders (Sanders Sides)

Norville "Shaggy" Rogers (Scooby Doo)

Sea Hawk (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)

Ned Flanders (The Simpsons)

Master Eon (Skylanders)

Papa Smurf (The Smurfs)

Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Kamaji (Spirited Away)

SpongeBob SquarePants (The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie)

Henry Henderson (Spy x Family)

Will Riker (Star Trek: The Next Generation)

Mirrorverse Spock (Star Trek: The Original Series)

Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars)

Hades (Supergiant Games' Hades)

King Bob-omb (Super Mario)

Luigi (Super Mario)

Mario (Super Mario)

Toadsworth (Super Mario)

Waluigi (Super Mario)

Wario (Super Mario)

R.J. MacReady (The Thing)

Ricky LaFleur (Trailer Park Boys)

Minimus Ambus (Transformers)

Asgore Dreemurr (Undertale)

Coran Hieronymus Wimbleton Smythe (Voltron: Legendary Defender)

Jimmy T (WarioWare)

Nigel Thornberry (The Wild Thornberrys)

Geralt of Rivia (The Witcher)

Professor Crumbs (Wizards of Waverly Place)

[moran-with-a-g]

[image id: a twitter screenshot of a post by Kumi (@/Kumistarr). The post reads "DNI list" with a pondering emoji and a screenshot of a long list of franchises.

A reply from the user sonata: randomly zoom in on one and that's the universe you'll be reborn in when you die.

The list of franchises in the screenshot is as follows:

FNAF, Dandy's World, Sprunki, Warrior Cats, Wings of Fire, voltron, Kipo: the age of wonderbeasts, My Little Pony, My Hero Academia, Sanrio, Demon Slayer, Bendy and the Ink Machine, poppy playtime, Yandere simulator, Mouthwashing, Minecraft, Hollow Knight, A Hat in Time, Detroit: Become Human, Borderlands, the promised netherlands, bleach, oyasumi punpun, rick and morty, dont hug me im scared, love is war, asobi asobase, Bee and Puppycat, Sekai Project, Vocaloid, Bones, Dress to Impress, Kirby, Heathers, Miraculous Ladybug, Danganronpa, Object Show Community, Total Drama Island, Disventure Camp, Brawl Stars, DSMP, cartoon cat, strawberry shortcake, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Touhou Project, Serial Experiments Lain, Super Mario, Pokemon, Regretevator, Webfishing, madoka magica, Arcane, Jujitsu Kaisen, Stardew valley, murder drones, Dandadan, Death Note, how fish is made, marvel, DC superhero's, hunter x hunter, Attack on titan, amphibia, owl house, star vs the forces of evil, gravity falls, sailor moon, South Park fans, country ball, omori, Hamilton, k-pop stans, wolf 359, Azumanga daioh, Nichijou, cookie run kingdom, bungou stray dogs, sonic, bluey, Hazbin hotel, helluva boss, Alien stage, Haikyuu, undertale, deltarune, sims 4, rainworld, Celeste, turning red, genshin impact, honkai starrail, zenless zone zero, mr beast, baba is you, Amazing digital circus, v-tuber, roblox, Naruto, spy family, smiling friends, plants vs zombies, Persona 5, Identity V, Lion King, One piece, Home Stuck, furries, villainous, parappa, ace attorney, doki doki literature club, needy streamer overload, creepypasta, song of saya, romantic killer, ranma, chainsaw man, higurashi when the cry, elden ring, red dead redemption, yakuza, Harry Potter, Hungergames, twilight, game of thrones, sherklock Holmes, bambi, yuri on ice, Doctor who, invader zim, Star Wars, SpongeBob, Steven universe, amazing world of gumball, adventure time, mega man, portal, avatar: the last airbender, other avatar with the blue guys, over the garden wall, jojo's bizzare adventure, spooky's jumpscare mansion, super smash bros, The Last of Us, Life is Strange, little witch academia, valorant, overwatch, wonder egg, Ergo proxy, perfect blue, Haibane Renmei, cowboy bebop, land of the lustrous, league of legends, goat simulator, dragon ball, night in the woods, little nightmares, terraria, disco elysium, binding of issac, cuphead, baldi's basic, shovel knight, dont starve, cult of the lamb, fear and hunger, lackadaisy, fundamental paper education, dogman, many Disney princess movie, you and me and her, class of 09, ghost stories, SMG fans, tom and jerry, Garfield, simpsons, family guy, GTA, yume nikki, in stars and time, garten of banban, Skibidi toilet, kintopet, Amanda the adventurer, balatro, fortnite, call of duty, just shapes and beats, block blast, fall guys, among us, half life, the dance of fire and ice, ENA, Until Dawn, candy crush, resident evil, The Quarry, Bocchi the rock, walking dead, phasmaphobia, animal crossing, silent hill, world of horror, cooking mama, geometry dash, incredibox, crossy road, Tetris and Puyo puyo tetris, bob's burgers, subway surfers, spider man, disenchantment, futurama, dead end: paranormal park, big mouth, paw patrol, inside job, ghibli studio, beyblade, how to train your dragon, slay the princess, minions, outlast trials, Taylor swift, cookie run ovenbreak or actually any game from them, fever, spider man, yu gi oh, black clover, from me to you, miss kobayashi dragon maid, Saiki K, school babysitters, Ouran host club, sound of the sky, Welcome to the NHK, Cardcaptor Sakura, wicked, Barbie, mean girls, legally blonde

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why is legally blonde here

[dippedanddripped]

Cowboy Killer x Yelawolf - "BOB BARKER" (Official Music Video)

[shirtlessfelix]

hiii! so i got deathslinger recently and i've jumped on the cowboy simp train (that chuckle does things 😳) and i please have a nsfw request: i got stuck midtrial (swamp was extra swampy i guess) and i could only shoot and stuff but not walk and all i could think about was like f!reader who's got the hots for him hanging back when everyone's gone and just like teasing him and giving him a good show, maybe like even getting a lil taste of the cowboy 👉👈 pretty please if it's not too much to ask!

And another has fallen, may your soul rest with him <3 I love when games give me ideas like that, and I very much like this idea, so I hope you enjoy!

[M] Showing Off for Caleb (x f!Reader)

830 words

It seems as though the trial has become too quiet, and you're growing suspicious of how comfortable you are. It wasn't long ago that the Deathslinger had Ace on the edge of his spear, pulling him closer before he managed to break the chain and get away. Since then, there has been no sign of the killer at all, and nobody quite knows where he's gone.

While the others make it a point to get out as quickly as possible, you decide to look around to see if Caleb has given up somewhere, frustrated with their teamwork and throwing the towel in. After some time, you find him standing next to a wall, his bad leg stuck deep in the mud as he struggles to get it out.

"N'aw, shit," he spits when he notices you coming, partly embarrassed, but mostly irritated that he's still stuck. "Why don't you quit starin' and help me? Goddamn... fuckin' swamp, I hate this shit—" You're hesitant for a moment, wondering if this is a bluff for an easy kill, but then you realize his gun is lying on the ground far enough away that it's clear he threw it in his frustration.

You walk up to him and try to get him unstuck, but by now his foot is too deep for you to be useful. He'll have to wait until the Entity gets him out Herself, which he hopes won't be much longer if you get out with the rest of the survivors. "Forget it," he tells you, "just go on and get lost." As if your own foot is stuck, you stay right where you are.

Your mind wanders someplace you'd never expect, and you look around for the other survivors before quickly lifting and putting down your shirt again, flashing your breasts at him for a split second. Caleb's eyes nearly pop out completely, and he yells, "What the—what was that!" His cheeks are flushed, and he stammers some more expletives, and you think he may have liked it.

You walk closer to him and ask, "Want to see more?" and he damn near says no. But when you just keep inching closer, your hands back on the bottom of your shirt, he waits for you to flash him again. This time, it's much more sensual, the way you let your breasts bounce down before you take them into your hands. "How do you like that, cowboy?"

His response is a low groan, like he wants to grab you up for himself, but you're still too far away, and he's still stuck. Your shirt comes off next, and you toss it onto a rock, and you keep teasing him by pinching your nipples and rolling your breasts around your chest. You look to see whether he likes it enough for his jeans to go tight on him, and they already have quite a bit.

With a flirty laugh, you step closer to him and finally let him touch you, his cold hands on your skin as you keep teasing him. "You'll let me help you out, won't you?" you ask, hands sliding along his belt before unbuckling them and slowly rubbing his shaft.

"Get on your knees and we'll see, girly," he smirks, and you do as he says, kneeling down with your rear stuck out so he can get a better look. You lick his length up and down, tongue moving in long lines and eventually circles around the tip. With one hand cupping him, the other is down at the button on your shorts, slowly rubbing at yourself as you wrap your lips around him.

Still getting your taste of him, you slide your shorts down halfway, just enough so he can see your bare cheeks—but he still won't get a feel of them. His groans above you only encourage you to keep going, taking him in as deeply as you can while trying to get yourself off as well. It's the least you can do for him since he's been stuck here for god-knows how long... you might even let him use your tongue to finish.

"That's it, girly..." he groans, starting to pull at your hair as you speed up on his member, your breasts bouncing with every bob of your head. His climax is unexpected and quick, suddenly in your mouth as he grips your hair harder. "Fuck," he curses as his good leg shudders, and he pulls you off of him with a lustful grimace. "Goddamn, you've got a mouth."

The sentiment makes you laugh, and you tease him a little more with you ass as you pull your shorts back up, as if to tell him that it's too bad he couldn't handle any more. You can tell that he wants to, that you've got him hooked on you now even though he would never admit it.

"Go on, I'm serious now," he says, zipping himself up again. "That hatch won't close itself."

[slasherholic]

MADDIE... DEATHSLINGER GUNPLAY...

OKAY

synopsis: you deepthroat an evil cowboy so he doesn’t blow your brains to smithereens

warnings: dubcon/implied noncon, threats of violence

The Deathslinger x Reader | Gunplay + Blowjob

Just a few more inches. Just a few more inches. Just a few.

You reach out in front of you again, fingers splayed as they meet splintered wood, huffing as you drag yourself another inch across the floor of the Saloon. Your eyes flutter closed as puffs of unsettled dust swirl around your face. A tickle builds in your throat and you can’t stop it—pain screams through your shoulders and swells in your chest as your body seizes with a cough. The warm red seeping from your abdomen glistens like rubies on the floorboards and in the dirt. The smell of your own blood is nauseating.

Reason tells you that in fleeing from him, you are only prolonging your own torture; but your body, stubbornly, refuses to roll over and die. And so you crawl.

You tell yourself things as you crawl. Hopeful things. Maybe if you can just make it around the corner of the bar, or wedge yourself beneath the table, your death will be swift. The Entity will take you in a sharp, sudden pain—impersonal, merciful—and that will be it. You won’t be left with one more nightmare to bear at the campfire. 

Your face pulls into a grimace as your fingers meet wood again. All your muscles flex as you prepare to pull yourself along across the filthy floor, just a few more inches...

...you can’t.

You can’t because your shirt has snagged on a nail jutting out from between old splintered floorboards. Fate has damned you to this spot.

Letting your head thump against the wood, you stare with glassy eyes up at the piano plucking along without a player. Its ghoulish, heavy notes flood the saloon, unnatural in a way that churns your stomach. 

You are already beginning to fade when you hear his boots clacking up the stairs outside the Saloon. Somewhere behind you, rusted double-doors squeal open.

The clacking stops and his shadow engulfs your body. He clicks his tongue dryly. You wince and choke back a sob when his bootheel comes down between your shoulders, digging in deep.

“Reckon it wouldn’t ‘ave been so hard to stay put right where I left you,” Caleb jests, beginning to reload his gun, slow and deliberate. “‘stead of snakin’ around the whole place.”

His voice is gravelly, cruel as a knife. You’ve heard him speak once or twice before but his words are always overshadowed by his other sounds; the explosion of a musket, the whizzing of a deadly bolt tearing through the air—and that dry, mirthless laughter.

You’ve come to accept a harsh truth in the Entity’s realm; some killers carry out their task mechanically, impersonally, as though running on a program. Other killers enjoy watching you bleed and die.

It became apparent very quickly which breed of murderer Caleb was. You carry his vicious laughter in your mind even when you sleep.

When Caleb speaks again, something in his voice tells you he’s talking at you, rather than to you, like a hunter studying a lifeless buck.

“Impressive y’even managed to get as far as ya did, considerin’ how much yer leakin’.”

He prods you suddenly with the bayonet tip of his gun, just beneath your ribs—right where he shot you. You cough hideously, writhing beneath his boot. He presses down harder until you lie still.

“Was proud of that shot.”

Go to hell, you want to spit at him. You might if you were braver. This is not a man whose mercy you want to test. Instead, you pray that when his gloating is finished, he fires that bolt straight through your head.

“But, seein’ as you got some fight still left in you,” The pressure in your back ebbs as Caleb lowers the gun. “How ‘bout an offer.”

You are far too weak to be surprised by his words, far too tired. It is obvious from just his tone that the “offer” is not really an offer. Whatever he has in mind, you are going to participate.

“Now, a man has certain needs, and not all of ‘em he can provide on his lonesome, try as he might.” 

A short, dry chuckle builds in Caleb’s throat. Your world dips in and out of focus, the playerless piano now a hazy blur of black and white. You consider his meaning; certain needs. Alright, you understand. You know what he wants. And you are certainly not above whoring yourself out to a murderer for the promise of an easy death.

“Get up on your knees.” Comes the demand, gruff and sudden, any hint of that false laughter sucked dry in an instant.

“And turn around so I can look atcha.”

You suck a deep breath into your lungs before you comply. You grunt hard as you push yourself up on your knees, shuffling slowly around in a circle until you face him. Tears spring to your eyes. You don’t want to look up at him; you do anyway.

Caleb wears the grin of a fox. His face bears cunning, vulpine features. The brim of his hat dips low over his brow and nearly shades his eyes from view in the dirty light of the saloon—but you can just see them, can just make out their sinister white glow. The effect is utterly inhuman.

And yet, clearly, this man is not without human urges.

You can’t help it when your eyes stray to his groin. His arousal strains his trousers. You want to be sick, but can’t quite muster the strength for it.

“Course, you already know what you’re gonna do, dontcha?” Caleb mutters, seeming to notice where your attention has drifted. Your eyes fall to the floor.

“There’s a clock on the wall over there.” He gestures his gun to the far wall of the saloon.

“Don’t know if it works quite like where I come from—lots o’ things don’t seem to work right in this place, but ain’t none o’ my concern. You got ‘till that little hand strikes three to get me satisfied.”

He settles the spear of his gun against your forehead. The tip digs sharply into your skin, wetting you with fresh blood.

“Else I pull this trigger.”

You see it happening in your mind, so vividly—your skull splitting like an eggshell, your brains spraying out the back, staining the bar behind you with chunks of pink and red. Your vision swims. 

It doesn’t feel like you should be speaking to Caleb. It feels wrong on the most primitive level. You lick your dried lips and force the words out anyway.

“What do I get?” You rasp. “If I do?” 

Caleb stares at you from beneath the brim of his hat, almost caught off guard. Then, something sinister curls across his face.

“What do you get?” He laughs again. It’s not as dry this time—there’s a hint of genuine amusement. “Well, that hatch o’course. I’ll take you straight to it.” Your mouth twists with disbelief. 

Caleb’s hand flies from the barrel of his spear gun, gripping your chin harshly. He tweaks your jaw until you look him in the eye.

“What—think I’m lyin’?”

Your silence speaks a thousand words. The tears tickle as they slip down your cheeks. Of course you don’t believe him; you aren’t stupid.

Caleb shakes his head, rapping your jaw with his index finger.

“I’m a man of my word. But I s’pose you’ll just have to trust me, seein’ as that clock is already tickin’.”

When those words leave his lips, the decision is easy, and you hate yourself for it. You’re going to suck this vile man off like you god damn mean it.

Your fingers tremble violently as you reach forward to scrabble around the leather of his belt. Undoing his pants, you pull the last button so hard that it rips from its fabric, rolling away across the floorboards.

Caleb’s dick is long, the base of it completely unshaven. The flushed head already beads with pearlescent precum—he’s enjoying this.

You turn off your thoughts as you grip his hips. Dipping forward, trying to ignore the barrel of the gun pressed damningly against your forehead, you wrap your lips tight around the tip.

Caleb grunts. He throbs against your tongue, filling you more than you were prepared for. You choke back a tearful gag and begin to suck obediently, bobbing your head back and forth. The man above you lets loose a hard breath. Widening his stands, he slants his hips impatiently forward, pushing more of himself into your mouth. Your eyes begin to water fiercely; the point of the gun against your skull is a dull numb ache now, secondary to the pain of breathlessness. Caleb seizes a fistful of your hair, forcing you to be full of him. Spit begins to drip down your chin. He holds you in place while you choke on his dick.

With a throaty growl, his hold eases. You cough violently as you pull away from his groin. Glistening saliva strings between his shaft and your lips. Taking him in your mouth again, you swallow down his cock until it bulges in your throat. He fists your hair in one hand, muttering curses. 

“Deeper.” He snarls, fingering the trigger of his rifle. You obey. Your chin meets his balls, wet and warm with drool. You bob on him breathlessly. In and out. In and out. If the playerless piano still hammers away, you can’t hear it beyond your own ugly gagging.

Caleb growls suddenly, deep and low in his chest. The fist in your hair snaps painfully shut. Before you realize what is happening, he has taken his release into his own hands, ramming you along his shaft. Your head jerks violently as he fucks your face. Your throat is full of him again and again.

Caleb spits out a sudden hoarse “fuck.” Hotness floods your mouth. He pulls out to gush along your tongue. You gag at his bitter taste.

The man above you pants heavily, head tilted back, eyes closed, chest rising and falling.

“Swallow it.” He hisses, clenching his teeth. “Get it all down.”

Tonguing the head of his penis, you swallow. It nearly comes back up. Caleb looks down at you and the scowl on his face deepens. You realize you’ve missed some—you can still feel a bit of wetness dribbling down the corner of your lip. 

“I said all of it.”

Your tongue flits out obediently, drawing the rest of him into your mouth. The fist in your hair relaxes, and Caleb begins to stroke your head, petting you like some obedient animal. It almost feels good, you think, too tired to take it back.

“Well then,” Caleb begins, sneering. You feel your blood run cold. “Let’s see about that hatch.”

The ropes bite into the flesh of your ankles and wrists and rub your skin raw with every feeble tug. You understand now why they call your current predicament “hogtying”—because with your squirming, your squealing, the way you roll helplessly around on your belly in the dirt, envisioning yourself as a hog is easy. Beneath you, the ground gives another violent quake. It won’t be long now before the Entity claims this place. 

 In the end, Caleb had only been partially lying—he did carry you to the hatch.

 He also tied your limbs, dropped you down like a sack of bricks mere feet away from your last chance at escape, and stomped it abruptly shut.

 With tear-soaked eyes, you watched him saunter away to sink down on the steps of the Saloon, procure a rag from his pocket, and begin to wipe his rifle. He whistles now as he works, looking up at you occasionally from beneath his hat. His vicious grin flashes for just a second whenever your gaze meets.

 You can tell what Caleb is thinking about every time he looks up at your tied, squirming body—that he could take you right now, right in the dirt. Maybe get a quick one in before the Entity claims you. Or maybe hunt you down later and take his time with it. 

Letting your heavy eyelids flutter shut, you hope you hurry up and die already, if only to get the lingering taste of his cum out of your mouth.

[finns-fandom-blog]

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[trashy-slashy]

hiya, can I get some Deathslinger x reader nsfw where he catches her stealing alcohol from the saloon and decides to teach her a lesson? like some dubcon/noncon. thanks, i'm just really thirsting for the cowboy 👀

You know what they say, save a horse ride a cowboy 🥴

Caleb QuinnxFem!Reader

NSFW/DubCon Warning

The forest surrounding the campfire was ominous, fog rolling in from every direction. Traversing the terrain was exhausting, but the camp needed supplies. You hoped to stumble upon Autohaven, picking up parts for trials, but the entity’s realm refused to make your life easier.

After wandering for God knows how long, you were greeted by warm light, the heat and humidity choking after the bitter cold of the woods. You groaned at the sight of the Old Dawg Saloon. There wasn’t going to be anything useful here. Despite your preconceptions, you snuck around the perimeter, keeping watch for any sign of this realms resident.

Caleb watched you creeping around the outskirts of the buildings from the top of the saloon. His redeemer sat in pieces on the table, the cowboy using his free time to keep it in working order. Survivors fascinated him, the torment they live through day in, day out, only growing wiser to the killers strategies. Feeling particularly benevolent, he went back to his work. There was a few toolboxes laying around for you to loot, but nothing of actual value.

A toolbox and a few lenses, was that it? You had checked the whole area, save for the large centre building. “Of course that would be where all the good stuff is” you scoffed under your breath. The Deathslinger’s presence seemed to be missing however, surely he would’ve intervened by now otherwise. The floorboards creaked obnoxiously under your feet as you climbed the stairs. He had damned well not be here.

You kicked yourself. The thought hadn’t even crossed your mind. Your belly ached at the sight of rows and rows of bottles. Whiskeys, rums among other a multitude of other spirits. Seemed like a surefire way to get on everyone’s good side. Grinning like a teenager you crept behind the bar, lifting one of the bottle from the wall. Throwing a quick glance to check for company, you unscrewed the cap, letting the liquid fall onto your tongue. It burned your throat, settling in your belly like fire. Delicious.

Caleb heard you come inside. He didn’t however expect you to start helping yourself to his stash of booze. His teeth ground together, brows furrowing in anger. The cowboy slipped out of the side room, watching from the banister. Disrespectful little... Surprisingly lithe, Caleb vaulted over the wooden barrier, landing at the end of the bar. You screamed, taken by surprise, trying to scrabble over the counter to freedom.

“No ya don’t” The Deathslinger seethed, closing the distance between you with one stride, his elbow slamming into your back, pinning you to the wooden surface. “Get off me!” You thrashed against him pointlessly, the killers strength far surpassing anything a meek survivor had. “So you can steal from me again?” He spat, tutting at the bottles strewn over the floor. “Take your trinkets ‘n’ shit but this is mine” Caleb splayed a hand across your shoulders, drinking in the sight of you bent over, completely at his mercy.

You waited with baited breath, unable to move under the cowboys grip. He chuckled darkly, shifting his grip, fingers digging into your sides. Hot breath grazed your neck, his weight pressing against you. “How would you like it if I took somethin’ of yours without askin’?” He drawled, a shiver breaking down your spine. You tried to squirm away from him again, crying out pointlessly for help. Caleb ground into your ass, his cock half-hard, growling into your ear. You kicked out at your assailant, yelping when you were rewarded with a hard smack to your upper thigh.

“Fuck you.” He grinned, slipping his hands under your shirt, tugging your bra down. Caleb palmed at your breasts, ghosting his tongue over the shell of your ear. His thumbs swiped over your nipples, the buds perking under his attention. “You survivors have no respect.” The cowboy pinched and twisted a nipple, relishing the wails that broke from your throat. “Someone’s gotta teach you some manners” Your mouth tasted of iron from where you’d been biting your lip, trying and failing to ignore the jolts of arousal his touch gave you. Fuck if the man wasn’t good with his fingers.

You whimpered involuntarily when his fingers left your shirt, Caleb’s eyebrow raising in response. “Looks like I caught myself a lil’ whore” The southern drawl drained all your blood south, your negelected sex throbbing painfully. The cowboy tugged down your pants, squeezing at the bare globes of flesh. A digit traced the inside of your thigh, your heart hammering against your chest. “If you want me to touch you darlin’ you’re gonna have to apologise.” Caleb kept his touches teasing, milimetres from your soaked cunt. You shook your head defiantly, earning a second swift slap from the cowboys hand. Your knees quivered, tiny mewls leaving your lips. “I’d reconsider.”

“Please.” You whispered, hissing through your teeth as he spanked you again, your ass burning red. Caleb tutted, squeezing the sore flesh, tears pricking in your eyes. “That’s not what I asked for, is it?” “I’m sorry!” You whined, rocking your hips towards him. The Deathslinger hummed appreciatively, grinding his palm against your slit. “What are you sorry for?” “I’m sorry for, ah...” A digit slipped into you mid-sentence, relief and pleasure short-circuiting your brain. A swift slap brought you back to reality, the mixture of stinging skin and Caleb’s finger stroking your insides making it hard to think. “I’m sorry for stealing.” You moaned lewdly as he pushed in another finger, curling them at the knuckle, pressing against you deliciously.

“Good girl.” Caleb’s breathing was ragged as he watched you come undone beneath him. “But... I don’t think you mean it.” He smacked you again, your legs giving way underneath you. “You’re just a whore.” Smack. “You fuckin’ disgust me.” Smack. “I’m sorry, please, I am!” Tears streaked down your cheeks, your ass burning painfully. “Prove it.” Caleb sneered, pulling you off the counter, discarding you to the floor. “Kneel.”

The cowboy freed his cock, winding his fingers in your hair. Meeting his gaze, you licked your lips, pulling back the skin to drag your tongue over the head, salty precum lingering on your tongue. He wasn’t in the mood to be teased it seemed, his grip pulling you closer, insisting you to open your mouth. Caleb’s jaw clenched as he slid past your lips, letting you accommodate as much of him as possible. He grunted when you hollowed out your cheeks, bobbing eagerly along his shaft. It didn’t seem he had much in the way of self control, his hips jerking into your throat, leaving you gagging around his cock. “Good girl.” He praised, his grip tightening when you swiped your tongue over the underside of his member. Caleb growled, letting you continue your ministrations for a few moments before pulling out of your mouth, saliva smeared over your lips.

He tugged at your hair, scooping you up to sit you on the bar, not giving you a moment before sinking inside of you, smirking as you threw your head back, cries of pleasure leaving your lips. Your cunt throbbed around his cock, Caleb firmly gripping your thighs, keeping you in place whilst he pistoned into you. Your nails dug into the counter, gouging out small chunks of wood. The cowboy snarled possessively, eyes flicking between your face and watching his cock disappear inside of you. “Harder, please....” You begged quietly. Caleb didn’t think, hooking your legs over his shoulders, each thrust reminding you of the raw flesh of your ass. The new angle allowed him to hit the sweet spot inside of you, stars flashing in front of your eyes. Caleb was panting, his pace erratic as he got closer, releasing your ankle to rub your clit. You screamed as you came, tightening walls sending the cowboy over the edge, hot cum pumping inside of you.

Caleb gave you a devilish smirk, his cock softening inside of you. “I think you learnt ya lesson.” You nodded pathetically, completely spent. “I suppose you could take one or two bottles seeing as you asked so nicely.” He laughed at his own joke, leaning over to graze your ear with his teeth. “As long as you keep my cum inside that pretty little cunt of yours.”

[bugheadfamily]

This week the spotlight is on Anna ( @writeradamanteve )! Click the read more link below to get to know our member!

Spotlight by Mila, @jughead-jones | Graphic by Katie, @betty-cooper

Anna | @writeradamanteve

Name: Anna 

Age: 40

Location: New Jersey

Any other languages aside from English people can contact you in?: Filipino.

Favourite Riverdale characters and ships?: Aside from Betty and Jughead, I do love the awfulness of Cheryl Blossom and spitfire that is season 1 Veronica.

Cheryl Blossom is unapologetically terrible, and in real life, I would absolutely HATE her, but there’s something to be said about a woman who just goes all in. I get that hardness in her, and I like it that she admires others for it, too. That Toni brings out her soft side is a plus, but I would prefer that she stays true to her character outside of her romantic relationship. 

Season 1 Veronica Lodge was a champion of women. I loved that about her. I may not have bought the whole “Betty is my best friend” assertion, but I did like that she was doing it to make amends for her past. S1!Veronica wanted to do better and she looked at Betty and thought Betty was a good person to hang out with to further that. Veronica as a person is methodical. Deliberate. And those are characteristics that can be both good and bad. I like it that Veronica can go both ways. I also mean that in a very gay way. No amount of her sleeping with Archie will convince me that her character can’t be bi. I can’t even say I hate her in season 2. She seemed a little lost there, but she was deciding between her family and her principles. For a while she thought that both could coexist, but when she realized in the end that it couldn’t, she broke away. That’s badass. 

As for Betty and Jughead, I have at least 500K worth of words in fanfic that expresses the many ways I love them. But to be clear: 

I love Betty for being so steadfast in her beliefs. She may have her insecurities when it comes to how she looks and what her mother may think of her, but when it comes injustice and friends endangering themselves for sex, she isn’t going to let anyone prevent her from doing the right thing. She is a go-getter, from saving Pop’s to saving her relationship (especially when Jughead was pulling away from her). She is a master at wielding household items — a skill, we learned, she got from Alice, who’s clearly handy with a lamp. She’s kinky, and she can be scary stone cold — forcing Cheryl to testify the truth with blackmail, watching Jughead punch Chic in the face without flinching, drowning a man to get him to confess to his sins (although ask me some other time about the morality and racial undertones of that, as that is an entirely different conversation). But she also deeply values her relationships. She cares for her loved ones so much, friend or family. That makes her so strong.

Let me tell you the many Jugheads I love: Soft!Jughead, Smughead Jones, Curious Jones, Snowflake!Jughead, ProudBF!Juggie, and even HaplessSerpent!Jughead. I like him best when he’s writing and when he’s making literary references in regular conversation. I love how sarcastic he could be and how his transition from loner weird kid in Riverdale High to popular serpent prince in Southside High tugs at my heartstrings and makes me mad, too. Like Betty, he cares fiercely for the people he loves. His need to belong becomes real to him, after he tried to deny it for so long. As much as we all have our issues with Season 2 Jughead, it added certain dimensions to Jughead that I love to write about in fanfic.

Favourite moments from S1 & S2?: I think I loved most of season 1, but the moments that stood out to me most were these: When Betty was dancing happily in her Cheerleading uniform, when Betty and Jughead were searching Jason’s room and got caught, when Jughead and Betty went to the Sisters of Quiet Mercy together, when Betty rushed to SSH to save Jughead only to find him laughing at the lunch tables with his newfound friends, when Veronica stood up for Betty at the tryouts, when Veronica showed Cheryl compassion, when the girls all banded together to make Chuck suffer the consequences of his misogyny (again, I have words for this, but mostly — why only him? His wasn’t the only name on that playbook), when Cheryl calls people names, when Jughead protected Betty from her vandalized locker, and of course, when Jughead climbed Betty’s bedroom window.  While I can’t get enough of Jughead throwing Betty against the kitchen counter, I have to admit I still loved those other scenes a whole lot more. That said, I will still hope for what I mention in question #7.

Season 2 — ah, my goodness. I don’t need to explain how S2 broke my heart in so many good and bad ways. While there were some golden moments, I think most of us are in agreement that there were so many things that could’ve been done better. However, I STILL do have favorite scenes in this Hell Season: Jughead running the gauntlet was amazing, Betty working on Reggie’s car, the entire street race sequence, every time Betty uses a household object to save people (a shovel, a rolling pin, a poker), Jughead and Betty disposing of the car--from her house to the swamp, that entire episode of “The Wicked and the Divine”, Cheryl and Toni finding one another, and the hunger strike scenes.

What are your hopes for S3?:

Bughead summer sex montage. 

MOAR Bughead Detective Agency. 

A slammin’ Riverdale Parents Flashback episode. 

Joaquin stays and Kevin gets better with love and BDE.  

Kevin and Josie becoming step-siblings.

Reggie and Sweetpea being half-brothers.

Veronica being the Speakeasy Queen.

Cheryl stirring trouble (even if I know I’ll hate her for it).

Archie getting a clue.

Other fandoms you’re into?: My thing is that I don’t usually fan hard on more than one thing. My past fandoms were Harry Potter, Teen Titans, Anime (many of them at once), Cowboy Bebop, X-Files, Star Trek Voyager, and Firefly. At present, I love Star Wars (all of them — eh, except maybe for Episodes 1, 2, and 3), Wonder Woman, and all the Marvel movies.  

What are some of your favourite movies/TV?: Classics: Galaxy Quest, Tropic Thunder, Labyrinth, The Princess Bride, Forest Gump, The Matrix, Constantine, Clueless, The Breakfast Club, Transformers: The Animated Movie, Snatch, Firefly, Veronica Mars, Supernatural (Seasons 1 - 5), X-Files; 

Most Recent: Pacific Rim, Black Panther, Wonder Woman, Rogue One, Ready Player One, Anne with an E, Daredevil, Luke Cage, Jessica Jones, Anthony Bourdaine’s old and new series. 

Favourite books?: There are so many, fam, but here are the ones that first come to mind:

Harry Potter 1 - 6 (yeah, sorry, not a huge fan of the 7th)

Emma by Jane Austen

Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen

All of Louisa May Alcott’s books

All of Sharon Shinn

All of L.M. Montgomery

Anne Marston’s Rune Blade Trilogy

Barb and J.C. Hendee’s Noble Dead Saga

The Infernal Devices Trilogy (Cassandra Clare)

A Great and Terrible Beauty by Libba Bray

All of Zilpha Keatley Snyder books

All of Paula Danziger books

Juliet Naked by Nick Hornby

Eating Animals by Jonathan Safran Foer

The Unlikely Disciple by Kevin Roose

The Monster of Florence by Douglas Preston and Mario Spezi

The Terror by Dan Simmons

Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

Misery by Stephen King

Favourite bands/musicians?: I shall date myself, thanks:

Queen

Guns & Roses

Metallica

Nikki Minaj

Cardi B

Imagine Dragons

One Republic

The Killers

Lily Allen

Cake

Eminem

Amy Winehouse

U2

Sting

If you could live in any fictional world which one would you choose and why?: Harry Potter, no doubt. I would like to live in a world that relies on magic. I would like to go to a magical school like Hogwarts. I would love to fight in a resistance to overthrow an evil sorcerer. Plus, I would really, really love to meet Hermione.

Favourite food?:

Ramen (the real stuff, not the dried instant ones)

Banh Mi

Bun bo Hue

Sushi

Filipino Food — particularly Adobo

Tacos

Mangos and strawberries

Favourite season?: Summer.

Favourite plant?: This is an odd question to me as I don’t have a favorite plant. They are just there and sometimes they give me grief when I have to tend to the outside of my house because they’ve gotten unruly on some level (like — Fall, why do you have to discard your leaves all over my grounds?)

Favourite scent?: Baby’s breath, food, and freshly changed bed sheets.

Favourite colour?: Victorian pink.

Favourite animal?: Cats and Owls (I am definitely a witch by heart).

Are you a night owl, an early bird, or a vampire?: I sleep late and wake up early. I am an old person who can go on 5 hours of sleep.

Place you want to visit?: Portugal or Prague is next on my list.

Do you have pets? If you do, tell us a little about them: I have two pets. Pootie is a cat. He is a gray tuxedo. He loves me best, but he also hangs around my eldest child a lot. Every once in a while, he bothers my husband. Bob is a hermit crab. Bob bores the hell out of me and I am equal parts terrified that I will find him dead in his cage and tired that I am still taking care of him. His previous companions, Larry and Curly, have perished. When I found them dead, I screamed. Hermit crabs are creepy as fuck when they leave their shells, like I can’t stand them that way. I don’t know why I am stuck taking care of Bob, but he’s here, he is under my care, and God help me, he’s a stubborn bastard.

Tell us a little about yourself?: 

For work, I’m a web producer/web developer, and I maintain about 20 sites for my company.  

I used to work in publishing.

I went to law school and quit.

I eventually married my high school sweetheart and now we have 3 children.

I was always attracted to women, too, but growing up, I was too afraid to come out as bi. It still intimidates me, coming out to new people now. Most times, I just let them draw their own conclusions.

Fun or weird fact about you?: There’s nothing weird about me that you don’t already know. Fun fact: I kickbox in the nearby UFC gym, and one time, I was practicing with Tai pads with a dude who kicked me in the leg by accident — he just “grazed” me, really. I TRIED VERY HARD to pretend that I was alright. That night, my leg was swollen, and three months later, I saw that same dude fighting in the octagon on TV.

Asks for fanfic authors:

How long have you been writing?: 20 years.

Which is your favourite of the fics you’ve written?: That is impossible to answer. Truly. So I’m going to close my eyes over a list of my stories and where my finger lands, that’s my fave. It’s Drive.

Favourite fic/chapter/plot-point/character you’ve ever written?: This is even harder. 

Polly’s character arc in Wicked. I really love how I fleshed her out in that story

The development of Kevin and Jughead’s friendship in Harvest to Home

Jughead’s relationship with Archie and Jellybean in Drive.

Betty’s story arc in Drive.

The twists and turns of Wicked.

The rich ambience of Harvest to Home.

Betty and Cheryl’s friendship in Harvest to Home.

The text conversation in Drive.

Sweet Pea’s background character in Drive.

Cheryl’s character in Wicked.

The car chase scene in Drive.

The hotel scene in Cowboy Jones.

The Peitho kitchen scene in Cowboy Jones.

Which was the hardest to write, and why?: Wicked was hard to write. I had set out to write this story with the twists and turns in mind, and those twists were interlaced. I had to set stuff up all throughout the beginning and middle so that the end would make sense. It was also harder because of Season 2. The background of those episodes in contrast with what I had in mind tended to make me nervous about reader expectations. Like when Hal was suddenly the Black Hood on Riverdale, it felt odd to not make him so terrible in Wicked. 

One of the hardest chapters I had to write was a chapter written in Cheryl’s POV. Delving into her psyche was a difficult switch to turn on and at some point, I was doubting whether I can do it, but I did it and there it was. And I don’t regret it at all.

How do you come up with the ideas for you fic(s)? (examples: Do you draw inspiration from real life? Listen to music? Get inspired by TV/movies?) Do you have an process to your writing?: Inspiration is different every time. 

For Harvest to Home, I wanted to write a fic about a very domestic Betty who made beautiful things. While I was writing that fic, I was deeply into the show Fixer Upper because we had just moved into our own new home. I was absolutely inspired by the designs I saw on TV and our need to decorate our home. I wanted Betty to be so good at it that she wrote a blog about home making. I had a lot of inspiration for that as well, since in the publishing company I used to work for, I worked with a lot of chefs and homemakers who published books. 

For Drive, I was inspired by images of Mechanic!Betty at the start of Season 2. I think I may have seen a couple of fics inspired by the movie Baby Driver, where Jughead drove the getaway cars, and honestly, I got a little mad that Betty was never the driver. So I wrote the damn thing, and suddenly, Jughead was drag racing in Season 2. I wrote that fic with a lot of alternative music in the background. I usually started my chapters with the lyrics of those songs that inspired me.

For Wicked, I started writing it for Halloween and it basically grew too large of an idea to make it to Halloween of that year. I was also hesitant about how the fandom would receive a fic where Betty was a witch. Then there came that article about how Alice was possibly a Spellman. WELL THEN. 

Cowboy Jones was absolutely inspired by the Camp Bughead prompts. I figured since I hadn’t been driven out of the fandom by torches and pitchforks because of Wicked, I’d try for some sci-fi, a genre I really love. I aimed to misbehave with Cowboy Jones, so I told myself that this was going to be my smuttiest work yet. I had also put out an X-Files inspired bughead short called The Truth is Here for that same prompt. 

I answered the question about my writing process here and some more about character development here. 

Idea that you always wanted to write?: Kitchen Confidential type story, where Jughead is an asshole chef who is determined to make his restaurant succeed. Betty becomes his sous chef and shows him a thing or two about cooking and about life.

Favourite character to write?: Betty and Jughead, no doubt.

Best comment/review you’ve ever received?: Well, there are so many commenters who have been so fantastic, but my favorite comments come from those who want to have a discussion with me, mostly because I like to reply to all commenters to express my gratitude and it’s easier to reply when I can pick up a conversation.

Best and worst parts of being a writer?: Best part is finishing a chapter and posting it. Worst part is getting flamed. I have been fortunate enough to have a welcoming group of readers here, but I’ve had my share of flames in other fandoms. I always try to dig deep for something constructive in them — there always is something that can be so useful to my writing, but man, those are TOUGH to handle sometimes.

Do you have any advice to offer?: Few things:

Don’t let fear rule your life. Embrace that fear and get to know it. Find out what makes it frightening, then overcome it. 

Practice. That is the only thing that will make you better at anything. 

Learn from failure. It’s a bitch of a teacher but it’s the best lesson you’ll ever have.

Find work that you love. It always pays.

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This is the eleventh installment of Bughead Family’s Member Spotlight series. Each week, a member’s url is selected through a randomizer and they will be featured in a spotlight post. In order to participate, please join the Bughead Discord (more information found here). Thank you.

[whollyjoly]

hello there! my name is em, and i'd like to welcome you to my blog ✨ when im not staring respectfully at alton more's face, my hellblog will mostly be band of brothers, star wars, and a dash of m*a*s*h! im currently taking a break from 9-1-1, so sorry if that's what you're here for.... also: i've been getting into moodboards and icon making these days - if you have any requests, my dms are always open! things with im obsessed with: my tall smirking husband (alton more), making moodboards, music, putting flower crowns on literally anything and anyone 🌼 ships: band of brothers - winnix, baberoe, speirton, luztoye, webgott, randlemartin, skowers, gashey ❤️ star wars - codywan, kalluzeb, anidala, stormpilot, rebelcaptain, kanera, dincobb, techphee m*a*s*h - traphawk, hawkahy 9-1-1 - bucktommy, henren, madney, bathena see you around, friends! 💫

Masterlist ✨

Band of Brothers

Writing

Immortal Soldier!Alton More AU - Snippets & Moodboard

Edits

Winnix - In Those Heavy Days in June Luztoye - I'll Be Seeing You Spotify Lyric Edit Luztoye - Francis Forever Spotify Lyric Edit

Moodboards

Band of Brothers x The Killers

Easy Company - When You Were Young Dick Winters - Be Still Lewis Nixon - Uncle Jonny Ronald Speirs - Battle Born Eugene Roe - Wonderful Wonderful Renée Lemaire - Human Easy Ranch AU - The Cowboys' Christmas Ball

Easy Ranch

Alton More - baby, the sun is getting low James "Moe Alley - all this dirt, it's been dug before The Cowboys' Christmas Ball - Killers Crossover

Mutuals

Vani (sweetxvanixlla) - Midnight Blue Lou (luckynumber4) - Dusty Rose Claire (coco-bean-1218) - Chestnut Brown Mads (mads-weasley) - Orange Lenora (mutantmanifesto) - Moonlight Fru (onlyyouexisthere) - Pale Green Blu (xxluckystrike) - Golden

Misc.

The Cowboys' Christmas Ball - Ficlet + Poem

9-1-1

Gifs

Evan Buckley - I'm Ready to Be Something (4x05||7x05)

Edits

BuckTommy - What If You Were Okay?

Moodboards

BuckTommy - The Cowboy AU Nobody Asked For BuckTommy - Cowboy AU pt 2 BuckTommy - Cowboy AU pt 3

Icons

Tommy Kinard - Flower Crowns Ravi Panikkar - Flower Crowns BuckTommy - Flower Crowns

Memes

And I'll Post It Again! - BuckTommy x B99 Pure of Heart / Dumb of Ass - Bi!Buck

Misc.

My Aura Moodboard - Yellow

you can find also find other stuff from me at #em speaks content from my amazing bob mutuals is tagged #me and the gang (bottom text) or #i live for the best something of hell. content from my amazing 9-1-1 mutuals is tagged #clown car support squad.

thank you for stopping by, and ZIM ZAM! 🔥

[bandstolookup]

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Rest, Repose

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the_muteKi

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muna

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ritual

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the3am

mrkts

troy

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gemini

almost normal

molly drag

hot chelle rae

good buddy

tomasz stanko quartet

house traffic

santa fe

story of the year

go radio

senses fail

farewell fighter

nick werker

deas vail

the paper melody

chase coy

braden barrie

gone back

kurt vile

burial

milo greene

tess

[cowboylikehim]

Let’s Live Cowboy- Carl Grimes

Carl Grimes x fem!Reader

I reallllllllllllllllyy want to make this a series, message me if you do too

Summary: Carl meets Negan’s daughter and they have met in somewhat secret since then. They meet up after the war against the Saviors started

She was trouble. Rick told him repeatedly to leave her behind. Yet he couldn’t control a rebelling 15-year-old, but he prayed to God that he would come to his senses soon and leave her. (Y/n) was dangerous. It was the apocalypse and Carl was stuck in Romeo & Juliet bullshit with Negan’s daughter. He told Michonne to not let him go anywhere, as far as anyone knew, Negan was dead. Why would she not use the opportunity to get revenge?

What Rick didn’t know was Carl had already left in hopes of running into (Y/n). He wandered around the woods, looking for a familiar tree. A smile graced his lips as his eye landed on a tree with a puncture in it. The first time (Y/n) met Carl was at this tree, she shot at him before recognizing him and taking him on an adventure.

~~~

Carl leaned against the tree, reloading his gun. He wanted to leave Alexandria for a while. Everything there was stressful as if the zombie apocalypse wasn’t enough now they had to prepare for Negan. As he was about halfway through loading, a gun whizzed past his head. Dropping the bullets, he aimed his gun at the girl, but she was demanding and held her ground. It didn’t help that she was gorgeous and about his age.

“Put the gun down now,” She spoke with a glare that was almost hypnotizing him to give in, yet he held his ground, aiming his gun with shaking hands. “Let’s try that again, put the gun fucking down. It’d be a shame to spill blood on that pretty hat of yours.”

Carl set the weapon down and put his hands up. He gulped, half because of the current situation he got himself in and partly from the girl's beauty.

Still aiming the gun at him, but with less deadly intent, she took two strides toward him. Her face forming into a mix of shock and a hint of humor. “Carl Grimes, what a wonderful surprise seeing you here. I’m (Y/n). Negan’s daughter.”

At this point, he knew he should have run while he had the chance or even kill her, yet he felt quite smitten with her.

He stuck out his hand, meeting hers for a firm handshake.

“Don’t worry Grimes, I’m not that much like my father.” She started walking the opposite direction as him, sending him a look over her shoulder when he didn’t follow. “You coming Cowboy?”.

He followed he while assessing the situation in his mind. After thinking silently he asked the question that had been stirring in his mind for awhile, “You really think hanging out with our dad’s worst enemies offspring is a smart thing?”

“Well, Grimes, I could kill you at any minute. I didn’t take your gun so you could fuck up this pretty face of mine at any second, but I trust you wouldn’t. I am in dire need of someone to talk to besides my overprotective father. I know I’m putting the stakes very high that you do too. But what can I say, I’m a gambling woman. I don’t want to survive and exist. I want to live. Let's live Cowboy.” She held out her hand to lead him further into the woods.

He took her hand and never looked back.

~~~

He smiled at the memories before turning to walk in the opposite direction, thinking on all the fond moments between the two. Carl’s feet slowly took his all the way to the cabin where (Y/n) had lead him when they first met. Even on the coldest days, the cabin made them feel warm.

Carl’s feet echoed upon hitting the wooden floors, as his joyful, nostalgic mood wore off and was replaced with the thought of how (Y/n) must feel. The thought made him more panicked and he began searching the cabin for a sign of her. He paced into the small living room, with a couch and a coffee table. Sitting down on the once dusty couch, he rummaged through the cushion side until his hand bumped into a stack of Polaroid pictures bound together with a black hair tie.

~~~ Carl sat in the cabin fiddling with the present he found for (Y/n). They planned to meet up today, although the rain was starting to convince him otherwise. He hoped she'd be able to make it although he understood her hectic schedule. Meeting had been a tradition for the last month since they met.

Every moment where Carl was free with his mind he pondered on her safety with the Saviors.  Sure they had big guns and weapons but the fact that she was living with a cold-blooded killer left a feeling of anger coursing through his veins. All he wanted was to hold her tightly in his arms, breathing in her scent. All with the promise that she never leaves his side and that the next morning he could wake up and her tranquility worn face being the first thing he sees.

Carl knew that someday his people would kill Negan they all wanted to. Hell even though his girlfriend was his daughter he still wanted to kill him. He knew the time until then was just ticking down. He’d savor the moment Negan paid for everything he did to them but he knows that It’d effect (Y/n) greatly.

“Carl! I’m here!” A huge smile graced his lips upon hearing the familiar voice. (Y/n) the voice sounded like music to his hears, as cheesy as it sounds. Her voice could calm him down in the midst of war, which in this kind of world is a good thing to have.

She sat down next to him and cuddled up into his side. His lips slightly turned upward, as he was still thinking on the quite depressing subject before she walked in.

“Hey I- uh. I got you something.” He handed her the camera. “I thought we could take some pictures with it, keep em for memories.”

“Carl that's adorable! You know. . . I love you. Like a lot.” (Y/n)’s voice started off joyous before drifting off into a more somber tone. It was the first time either of them had uttered those three, most special, words.

He leaned in to kiss her cheek, making her scrunch her face up in delight. Nose crinkling cutely. Cheeks tinted lightly with raspberry shades. Perfection accompanied with a click of a picture being taken to capture the moment forever.

~~~

Carl was snapped back into the reality by the sound of faint cries of a familiar voice he’d grown to love. He rushed into the room the sound was coming from and froze at the sight before him. He had prepared himself for this moment, he knew once the war started she’d be crushed. Yet no amount of preparation could make this moment sting any less.

Her face was buried in her hands, but if you could see her eyes they were red and puffy. She was crumpled on the floor, although a bed right next to her. As if all her life had fallen apart and she was completely broken.

Carl immediately pulled her into his chest, rocking her shaking form back and forth.

She choked out, “He’s dead now, C-Carl. One of the only people I thought I had left is gone. I feel like I’ll never be the same but it hurts because I know I’m better off without him. But he’s still my dad, Carl. And now he’s gone, he probably died in pain. Got t-torn apart by walkers. It hurts so fucking much, but I’m numb at the same time. Are we living or just existing because right now I don’t know.”

“It’s going to be okay, I promise. It hurts and it will hurt for a long time. It a wound but I can be your band-aid. We can get through this together, I love you.” Carl spoke, adam's apple bobbing as he gulped, searching for the right words to soothe her.

“I love you too, Cowboy.”

[bobszantyr]

Thanks to everyone who’s already checked out 𝘚𝘛𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘐𝘕 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘗𝘓𝘈𝘊𝘌 𝘞𝘏𝘌𝘙𝘌 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘓𝘐𝘝𝘌 , a selection of my recent smaller works available online with Auxiliary Projects. This one pictured and others are available for viewing and sale directly from their site. https://www.auxiliaryprojects.com/current-exhibit/ 🖤 #Repost @auxiliary_projects ・・・ Relic (Red), 2019 by Bob Szantyr @blahbert 7.5 x 5.5 x 4 in. Glass, plastic, tobacco, epoxy resin. “Relic here is being used as a reference to the religious context, the physical remains or personal effects of a saint. The vial has the tobacco from one single Marlboro Red cigarette in it -- the iconic smoke, the cowboy killer. My grandparents' house had both Marlboros and square glass ashtrays lying around (only the direst of circumstances eventually changed that). I was always looking at their different ashtrays on end tables, the kitchen table, even on bedside tables - though those were used for small things like rings and change. The ashtrays were different after they were emptied -- never really clean again, and more like a theater right after the movie's over and the floor is sticky.” #relic #ashtray #marlboro #memory #pyramids #sculpture #contemporaryart #brooklyn #brooklyngallery #auxiliaryprojects #bobszantyr #holiday #gifts #giftgiving #giveart (at Auxiliary Projects) https://www.instagram.com/p/CI3T7xXFFM9/?igshid=7fki92ichvot

[neoraven]

NWA TNA Episode 1, June 19th 2002

17 years ago NWA TNA started the weekly PPV experiment. I went to every single one. Now I'm going to watch them for the first time since I was there.

(this review brought courtesy of Toby Keith and the red white and blue)

In 2002, I was a teenager set adrift by 9/11 and the alienation from starting high school. For better or worse, every week I started going to National Wrestling Alliance - Total Nonstop Action shows on Wednesday night. I loved WCW and was bitter about the botched invasion going on, and here was a new WCW in my backyard.  It looks like there were 111 weekly PPVs, I'm not sure exactly how many taped ones / clip shows ended up happening, but I never missed one for injury, illness, or even vacation for the better part of two years. It was basically my ECW, for someone who was too young to follow ECW when it first aired.

I'm not really sure what the format of these is going to be. It's kind of a recap + live blog + review,  I'll give matches the standard 0-5 star ratings with 1/4*'s possible, so it's really a 20 point scale. I'm going to hopefully figure out a better way to get screen captures going forward. Also, these first couple were taped in Alabama, not at the TNA Asylum in Nashville. Hopefully if my memory holds up, I'll be able to give some live notes and memories from being there for some of these. I have an old hard drive of pictures taken that I hope I can recover. I won the "Best Fan of the Night" and "Best Sign" contests a couple times to get to go backstage, and I also generally hung out before the shows and after the shows to talk to the wrestlers coming and going like a groupie. Later on, I was even on the TNA "Street Team" helping to market TNA and hand out flyers/ads during Smackdown tapings.  I was also the moderator for the brief TNA Online Message Board, which I truly wish I had screencaps/archives somehow of all the…wildness there.

NWA TNA #1 June 19th 2002

Don West is the first person out of the gate, introducing Ed Ferrara after pyro and a brief introduction. Ed's all about TNA and introducing the girls dancing in cage as some sleazy music plays. Appropriately, he throws it to Mike Tenay, all business at ringside. TNA chants kick us off. Don West's hawaiian shirt is a thing of legend, and it's distracting me from Tenay's long explanation of the "Gauntlet For The Gold".

Jeremy Borash eventually is in ring announcing a parade of legends. Harley Race, Dory Funk, Jr, Jackie Fargo, Bullet Bob Armstrong, Corsica Joe & Sarah Lee, Bill Behrens, Ricky Steamboat. "All Our Base Are Belong To Us" shirt spotted in the stands. The Dragon compares the belt to every major championship in pro sports, the Stanley Cup, etc. He will special referee the finals of the match, and that brings out the one and only - Jeff Jarrett. His TNA theme "My World" is a lowkey banger that nevertheless completely haunted my life for 2 years. His big mouth earns him the first spot in the match. Ken Shamrock is here after that, and he joins Jarrett in burying the Battle Royal match. Finally, Scott Hall saunters through the crowd in a strip club(!!!) t-shirt as his awesome theme "Marvelous Me" plays. To round up, Ken Shamrock's theme wasn't great. "Hey Yo" sign spotted.

Goldylocks is backstage with Total Nonstop Action and the original midget killer "Puppet the Psycho Dwarf". Oh no. He's gonna spill some midget blood. Jeff Jarrett angrily kicks over a tiny music stand in the background hilariously. Then we go to the girls in cages and honest to goodness our first wrestling match -

6 Man Tag Team X Division Showcase AJ Styles, Low Ki, and Jerry Lynn vs The Flying Elvii (Sonny Siaki, Jimmy Yang, and Jorge Estrada)

An X Division showcase awaits. The legends surround a tiny monitor backstage. The generic faces' intro music is bland. The flying Elvii have a nice little knockoff theme at least. Siaki has Big The Rock Energy while the other two mug. The Elvii refuse handshakes and all hell breaks loose. Triple dropkicks and flying splashes to the outside. Styles reverses a back suplex into a phenomenal forearm, and I'm not going to attempt to catch every move. As an aside - Total Nonstop Action has taken a full 18 minutes on air before someone punched someone. Siaki and LowKi is a pretty appealing matchup. The former does a crisp Samoan Drop. Styles and Yang get in and have a very crisp, quick flurry of moves together. Jerry Lynn crushes a cradle Piledriver, and Siaki runs in and hits his neckbreaker finisher. LowKi accidentally brains AJ, and Yang capitalizes with the Yang Time for the pin. Considering who went on to hold the X Title, this is an odd result, but commentary was generally putting over how the mismatched team was going to compete in the X Title Round Robin coming up.

The Flying Elvii in 7 minutes, Yang Time pins AJ Styles **3/4

Midget Showcase Teo vs Hollywood

Hollywood starts it before the bell. From the promo, I thought this was a triple threat with Puppet. Hollywood kicks out of the "Tadpole Splash" from the top rope. Ed Ferrara says in response to Teo's claims to be a ladies' man - "He's the right height". Teo finishes Hollywood with an ugly swanton.

Teo in 3 minutes, Swanton?, 1/2*

Now West and Ferrara are in the ring hyping the Lingerie Battle Royal next week. The New Francine, Miss Joanie, Shannon (Daffney?), Alexis Laree (Mickie James!), The Incredible Sasha, Erin (Baltimore Cheerleader?), Elektra from ECW, Miss Taylor Vaughn, Darisa Da?? I didn't catch her name as Ed starts rambling about a kid in a candy store. Maybe I'll catch all the names if they're introduced with title cards next week. Francine grabs a mic and calls Ed "pudgy" and says none of the women compare to her. Elektra stands up to Francine and starts a catfight.

Goldylocks is in the back with Mortimer Plumtree. His character peaks with his name. He manages a tag team that bullied him in high school for reasons that are never explained. He leaves to walk "The Johnsons", Richard and Rod, to the ring.

Tag Team Match The Johnsons w/ Mortimer Plumtree vs Psychosis and James Storm

The latter is an odd pairing for a few reasons. I honestly didn't remember James Storm started off without Chris Harris and America' Most Wanted. He even has the prop guns firing blanks in the ring, which was always a nice touch. I feel like this is where I mention that the Johnsons are in full body suits and masks that make them look like walking penises. In other news, Psychosis is going without his trademark horned mask. Alicia from WCW is on the stage scouting the match. There's a fella in an XFL jersey in the stands. What year is it? "Buff your(sic) still the stuff" sign spotted. Ferrara "These Johnsons just look good". They hit simultaneous clutching suplexes to take control of the good guys, but Mortimer interferes to let one of the Johnsons hit their finisher on Cowboy. Post match, the ref pays off the lady watching the action.

The Johnsons in 4 minutes, Samoan Drop into Neckbreaker, *

Stan and Bo Dupp harass Goldylocks in the back until they run into the brothers' shared girlfriend in a quick nothing segment.

Borash introduces 1993 Rookie of the Year and Winston (yes, cigarettes) Cup Points Leader Sterling Martin. K-Krush is out to save us from the race car drivers. He's getting booed, but this would be a face promo anywhere other than Huntsville Alabama. K Krush "Damn you, and Damn Alabama" Brian Lawler is out to save the NASCAR dopes from the angry black man. He cuts an angry promo about "your kind" while the crowd howls in racist jeer. It's a pretty ugly segment considering "Grandmaster Sexay" Lawler is still clad in his Too Cool black rapper cosplay outfit.

Backstage, Jeff Jarrett is choking Jackie Fargo.

Tag Team Match Christian York & Joey Matthews vs The Dupps w/ Fluff Dupp

For better or worse, now I know their girlfriend/cousin's name now. After the crowd roared for the pasty white NASCAR duo, commentary is really going in on how these two wrestlers are completely fucking stupid and southern. The Dupps' intro is very boring twangy banjo crap, and they're not much better in the ring. Matthews hits a move called the Virginia Necktie that looks pretty nice. I think the non-Dupp team is working face, but it's hard to tell who the crowd is popping for. The Dupps win with some cheating and Fluff interference.

The Dupps in 4 minutes, Crotch shot, 1/2*

Before the Gauntlet For The Gold, we get a Toby Keith music video. He is singing "Angry American". Jeff Jarrett walks out and pushes Toby Keith off his little stupid stool and the crowd goes wild and honestly, I screamed in joy and Jeff Jarrett turned face for my money when he says "Nobody wants to hear that damn song, and take your Angry American Ass OUTTA HERE".

The Gauntlet For The Gold 20 Man Battle Royal for the NWA Heavyweight Championship Of The World

Buff Bagwell runs down for number 2 and the bell rings. Maybe it was for the main event finally starting but honestly the crowd goes pretty wild for Buff Bagwell laying hands on Double J. Buff hits a couple signature moves, but gets tossed before the next entrant. Ragin' Cajun Lash Laroux Is 3. He falls victim to The Stroke and is eliminated fast. "Somebody pissed in Jeff's Cheerio-s this morning!" Here comes Screamin' Norman Smiley at 4. The second largest pop of the night so far comes for the Big Wiggle. Jarrett tosses him anyways. Apolo comes down at 5, getting more offense than the previous entrants combined. K-Krush is 6. His signature axe kick gets tremendous boos, they hate him. Slash w/ James Mitchell is 7. Del Rios is 8. He is some kind of bodybuilder and it shows. Slash bites his way out of a belly to belly suplex as the announcers stress everything is legal. Justice is 9, I think this Is the future Abyss, but I can't swear to it. He hits a Black Hole Slam and now I'm 99% sure. Konnan is 10, yelling "Arriba La Raza" on his way to the ring. Abyss sells Konnan's facebuster a la HBK vs Hogan and I love it. 11 brings out Joel Gertner "I'm gonna be with 5 girls in Huntsville because I don't settle for less" He gives an X-rated introduction for the man they call Bruce of the Rainbow Express, led out by Lenny Lane. I'm not gonna bother listing all of the homophobic euphemisms the announce team runs through explaining who the Rainbow Express are. Rick Steiner is 12. He dumps Slash and Abyss with a couple impressive shows of strength. Malice is 13, dealing out chokeslams. Bruce, K-Krush, Del Rios,  Konnan, and Steiner go out quickly thereafter. Scott Hall is 14. Toby Keith? is 15. He suplexes and tosses Jarrett. Not that anyone cares, but Toby Keith leaves through the middle rope to chase Jarrett and is never officially eliminated. 16 brings Wildcat Chris Harris. Vampire Warrior, former Gangrel, runs down seemingly early as an entrant with no music? The on screen countdown timer disappeared during the Toby Keith situation. Dangerous Devin Storm, aka Crowbar, is probably 18. Steve Corino comes in at 19, the only former NWA Champ. Ken Shamrock is out at 20. "Hall was framed" sign spotted. Brian Christopher/Lawler is number 20 and I realize now that Toby Keith was not an official entrant. Brian clears out Chris Harris, Vampire Warrior, and Crowbar mostly by holding the top rope down when they ran by. He dumps Corino shortly after. Christopher and Apolo get dumped by Malice next. Then the cameraman somehow misses Malice back body dropping Scott Hall over the top, leaving Malice vs Ken Shamrock to go to a  pinfall or submission.

Malice vs Ken Shamrock, Special Referee Ricky The Dragon Steamboat

Malice gets some advice from Father James Mitchell at ringside.  After going back and forth, Shamrock gets an awesome cross arm breaker reversal of a choke slam. After a long tease of tapping, he gets the rope, maybe with James Mitchell pushing it a little toward his client. A big boot leads into the Ankle Lock and Shamrock refuses to break it on the ropes, after even a 7 count, leading to heated words with Steamboat. Shamrock wins with a Belly to Belly to a big pop despite his heel tactics. Cue pyro, and hoisting the tiny gold belt.

Ken Shamrock wins a 5 minute match following a 33 minute battle royal, Belly to Belly. **

The match was a little too long, even with Jarrett speeding up the beginning by tossing the opening entrants as fast as possible. Speaking of Double J, he fights with legends and security backstage before emerging with a microphone. He punches the legends after moaning about the battle royal until Toby Keith and Jackie Fargo come back out to book Scott Hall vs Jeff Jarrett next week, the show ends with them brawling up the ramp.

That wraps up episode 1! They have some marquee singles matches next week in addition to crowning the first X Division champ, I'll see you then to wrap up the two first Alabama shows before settling into The Asylum.

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My Chemical Romance, Ice Nine Kills, August Burns Red And More Included In This Year’s Record Store Day

Great news record collectors! This year’s Record Store Day has just officially been announced. And as you can expect, there are a ton of great choices.

Set to launch April 18th, the 13th annual Record Store Day will include exclusive vinyl releases from artists like My Chemical Romance, The Ramones, Ice Nine Kills, Bayside, Asking Alexandria, The Menzingers, Pepper and a ton more!

To check out all the incredible releases, check out the list below or head to Record Store Day’s official site here. 

RECORD STORE DAY 2020 RELEASES Aaron Lupton & Jeff Szpirglas – Planet Wax: Sci-Fi/Fantasy Soundtracks on Vinyl Ace Frehley – Trouble Walkin’ Adam Czerwinski/Krzesimir Debski/Wojciech Niedziela – Two Out Of Two: Acoustic References For Audiophiles Al Green – Green Is Blues Alejandro Escovedo – La Cruzada Alfredo Linares Y Su Sonora – Yo Traigo Alice Cooper – Live from the Apollo Theatre Glasgow Feb 19.1982 Allan Holdsworth – Road Games Alphaville – Sounds Like A Melody (Grant & Kelly Remix by Blank & Jones x Gold & Lloyd) America – Heritage II: Demos And Also The Trees – And Also The Trees Andrew Gold – Something New: Unreleased Gold Anoushka Shankar – Love Letters Archers of Loaf – “Raleigh Days”/”Street Fighting Man” Asking Alexandria – Stand Up and Scream August Burns Red – Bones Awesome Dre – You Can’t Hold Me Badflower – “The Jester / Everybody Wants To Rule The World” Bastille – All This Bad Blood Bayside – Heaven Beck – “No Distraction / Uneventful Days (Remixes)” Ben Lee – Grandpaw Would 25th Anniversary Deluxe Edition Ben Watt with Robert Wyatt – Summer Into Winter Best Coast – Thank You Biffy Clyro – Moderns Big L – Danger Zone Bill Evans – Some Other Time: The Lost Session From The Black Forest Billie Eilish – Live At Third Man Records Black Keys – Let’s Rock (45 RPM Edition) Black Lips – They’s A Person Of The World (featuring Kesha) Blitzen Trapper – Unreleased Recordings Vol. 2: Too Kool Bob James – Once Upon A Time: The Lost 1965 New York Studio Sessions Bob Marley & The Wailers – Redemption Song Bob Mould – Circle of Friends Bone Thugs-N-Harmony – Creepin’ On Ah Come Up Brandi Carlile – A Rooster Says Brian Eno – Rams: Original Soundtrack Britney Spears – Oops!…I Did It Again (Remixes and B-Sides) Brittany Howard – Live At Sound Emporium Buju Banton – Trust & Steppa Camille Yarbrough – The Iron Pot Cooker Canned Heat – Record Store Day Party With Canned Heat Canned Heat/John Lee Hooker – Hooker ‘N Heat Cat Stevens – Tonight Charles Mingus – Mingus Ah Um Redux Charli XCX – Vroom Vroom EP Charlie Parker – Jazz at Midnite Cheap Trick – Out To Get You! Live 1977 Chief Keef – Back From The Dead 2 CHON – GROW Chris Smither – More From The Leaves Christian Paul – Christian Paul Christine and the Queens – La vita nuova : séquences 2 et 3 Chromeo – Needy Girl Chuck Mosley – First Hellos and Last Goodbyes City Morgue – City Morgue Vol 2: As Good As Dead clipping with Christopher Fleeger – Double Live Clutch – The Obelisk Collective Soul – Half and Half Coolio – Gangsta’s Paradise (25th Anniversary — Remastered) Corb Lund – Cover Your Tracks EP Cradle – The History Cradle – The History Craig Finn – All These Perfect Crosses Curren$y – Pilot Talk D-Mob – We Call It Acieeed Damien Jurado – “Birds Tricked Into the Trees”/”From Devils To Davis” Dandy Warhols and Bebe Buell – Femme Fatale Daniel Pemberton & Samuel Sim – The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance – The Crystal Chamber Daniel Pemberton & Samuel Sim – The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance – The Aureyal Dave Davies – Rock Bottom: Live at the Bottom Line (Remastered 20th Anniversary Limited Edition) Dave Pike – Jazz For The Jet Set David Bowie – ChangesNowBowie David Bowie – ChangesNowBowie David Bowie – I’m Only Dancing (The Soul Tour 74) David Bowie – I’m Only Dancing (The Soul Tour 74) David Gray – Please Forgive Me Day Wave – Crush Death Piggy (GWAR) – Welcome To The Record Declan McKenna – “Beautiful Faces” / “The Key to Life on Earth” Def Leppard – Rock N Roll Hall of Fame Dehd – Golden Age of Rock N Roll Denzel Curry – Bulls on Parade Destiny’s Child – Say My Name DevilDriver – Winter Kills Dexter Gordon – The Squirrel Dexter Gordon Quartet – Live In Châteauvallon – 1978 Dinosaur Jr – Swedish Fist (Live In Stockholm) Dio – Annica Don Cherry – Cherry Jam Don Shinn – Temples With Prophets Down N Outz – The Music Box EP Dr. John – Remedies Drive-By Truckers – “The Unraveling” b/w “Sarah’s Flame” Durutti Column – Idiot Savants Ellie Goulding – Lights 10 Elton John – Elton John Emerson Lake & Palmer – Live At Waterloo Field, Stanhope, New Jersey, U.S.A., 31st July Eminem – “My Name Is”/”Bad Guys Always Die” Ennio Morricone – Peur Sur La Ville Entombed – Clandestine– Live Eve 6 – The Fly Record Live Felt (Murs x Slug x Aesop Rock) – Felt 3: A Tribute To Rosie Perez (10 Year Anniversary Edition) Fleetwood Mac – The Alternate Rumours Frank Marino & Mahogany Rush – Real LIVE! Vol. 1 Frank Zappa – You Can’t Do That On Stage Anymore (Sampler) Frankie and the Witch Fingers – Sidewalk Freddie Gibbs & Madlib – Piñata: The 1974 Version Frumpies – “Frumpie One Piece” b/w “Frumpies Forever” Galaxie 500 – Copenhagen Gary Clark Jr – Pearl Cadillac (Feat. Andra Day) Gene Russell – New Direction George S. Clinton – Mortal Kombat (Original Motion Picture Score) Glass Animals – Tokyo Drifting Gong – Live! at Sheffield 1974 Gorillaz – G-Sides Gorillaz – D-Sides Grateful Dead – Buffalo 5/9/77 Graves At Sea – History of Sickness Green Jelly – Triple Live Mother Goose At Budokan Greg Dulli – “A Ghost”/Girl From The North Country” Grouplove – Broken Angel Guided By Voices – Hold On Hope Gun Club – Live In London Hank Williams – March of Dimes Hatchie & Pains of Being Pure At Heart – “Sometimes Always” b/w “Adored” Hawkwind – At The BBC 1972 Hawkwind – Quark, Strangeness & Charm Heart Bones – Heart Bones (Har Mar Superstar and Sabrina Ellis of A Giant Dog) Hendrix – Jimi Hendrix Hiss Golden Messenger – Let the Light of the World Open Your Eyes (Alive at Spacebomb) Hootie and the Blowfish – Live at Nick’s Fat City, 1995. Hot Rats – Turn Ons: 10th Anniversary Edition Hugo Montenegro – Hugo in Wonder-Land Humble Pie – Official Bootleg Collection Vol 2 Hunny – Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes ICE NINE KILLS – The Silver Scream: Killer Cuts Iggy Pop – Kiss My Blood (Live in Paris 1991) Infectious Grooves – Take You On A Ride Inhaler – My Honest Face J.J. Johnson and Kai Winding – Stonebone Jay Bennett & Edward Burch – The Palace at 4 AM Jerry Garcia – The Very Best of Jerry Garcia Jesse Dayton – Texas 45 RPM Showdown Jessie Baylin – Pleasure Center EP Jethro Tull – Stormwatch 2 Jimmy Giuffre – GRAZ 1961 Jimmy Guiffre – The 3 & 4: New York Concerts Jimmy Sweeney – Without You Jimmy Urine & Serj Tankian – Fuktronic Joe Loduca & Danny Elfman – Army of Darkness (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) John Prine – The Atlantic Albums John Prine/Kelsey Waldon – The Kentucky Sessions John Wesley Harding – The Man With No Shadow Johnny Cash – Classic Cash: Hall Of Fame Series – Early Mixes (1987) Johnny Thunders & Wayne Kramer – Gang War Jon Brion – Synecdoche New York Josefus – Get Off My case Judas Priest – British Steel — Limited Edition 40th Anniversary Edition Judas Priest – Sad Wings of Destiny June of 44 – Engine Takes To The Water June of 44 – Tropics and Meridians k.d. lang – Drag k.d. lang & the Reclines – Angel With A Lariat Keith Richards – “Hate It When You Leave” b/w “Key To The Highway” Kelly Finnigan – The Tales People Tell (Instrumentals) Kevin Morby – Oh Mon Dieu: Live In Paris Kinks – The Kink Kronikles Lee Fields – Let’s Get A Groove On Lennon/Ono with the Plastic Ono Band – Instant Karma! (2020 Ultimate Mixes) Lenny Bruce – Lenny Bruce Is Out Again Lil’ Kim – 9 Lisa Loeb – A Simple Trick To Happiness Local Natives – When Am I Gonna Lose You Lothar and the Hand People – Machines; Amherst 1969 Lothar and the Hand People – Machines; Amherst 1969 Lou Reed & John Cale – Songs For Drella Love Tractor – 60 Degrees and Sunny Mac DeMarco – Other Here Comes The Cowboy Demos Makeup and Vanity Set – Heart of Batman OST Manic Street Preachers – La Tristessa Durera (Scream To Sigh) Marcy Luarks & Classic Touch – Electric Murder Marion Brown – Porto Novo Mark Knopfler – Metroland (Music and Songs From The Film) Mark Snow – Music From the X-Files: The Truth and the Light Maroon 5 – Memories Martin Denny – Exotic Moog Marty Willson-Piper – Nightjar Marvin Pontiac – Marvin Pontiac: The Asylum Tapes Meat Puppets – Meat Puppets Melanie – Melanie With The incredible String Band Live Mia Doi Todd – Gea Midland – Live From The Palomino Mikal Cronin – Switched-On Seeker Mike Watt + The Secondmen – In Quintessence Mikis Theodorakis – Serpico Miles Davis – Double Image: Rare Miles From the Complete Bitches Brew Sessions Modern English – I Melt With You Motorhead – “Ace of Spades”/”Dirty Love” Mott The Hoople – Golden Age of Rock N Roll Mouth Congress – Ahhhh the Pollution Murs & 9th Wonder – Brighter Daze My Chemical Romance – The Murder Scene Nahko & Medicine For The People – Take Your Power Back Nas – God’s Son Nat Turner Rebellion – Laugh To Keep From Crying Neal Casal – Fade Away Diamond Time Ned Lagin – Seastones: Set 4 New Order – Peel Session /82 New Riders of the Purple Sage – Field Trip (Live) Nick Mason’s Saucerful of Secrets – “See Emily Play”/”Vegetable Man” Nicole Bus – Live in NYC Night Beats – Sonic Bloom Nocturnal Emissions – Tissue of Lies Odd Future – The OF Tape Vol. 2 : Neon Purple Odd Future – The OF Tape Vol. 2 : Neon Pink Oh OK (Lynda Stipe, Linda Hopper, Matthew Sweet) – The Complete Reissue Ol’ Dirty Bastard – Return To The 36 Chambers: The Dirty Version (25th Anniversary Edition) Original Motion Picture Soundtrack – Lethal Weapon (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) Pale Saints – Mrs. Dolphin Parish Hall – Parish Hall Parliament – The Medicaid Fraud Dogg Presents 3GP Bangers Paul McCartney – McCartney Penderecki/Don Cherry & The New Eternal Rhythm – Actions Pepper – Kona Town Percival – Wild Hunt Live: Pyrkon 2018 Pete Krebs & The Gossamer Wings – All My Friends Pete Rock – Petestrumentals 3 Philip Glass – The Essential Philip Glass – Koyaanisqatsi Pink Floyd – Arnold Layne Live 2007 PinkFong – Baby Shark Polaris – Music From The Adventures of Pete & Pete Post Malone – Hollywood’s Bleeding Primus – Suck On This Randy Newman – Avalon (Original Motion Picture Score) Randy Newman – The Natural Ravi Shankar – Chants of India Record Safari – Record Safari Refused – Not Fit For Broadcast – Live at the BBC Robbie Basho – Selections from Song of the Avatars: The Lost Master Tapes Robyn – Robyn Rockabye Baby! – Lullaby Renditions of Wu-Tang Clan Roger Waters – The Wall– Live In Berlin Ron Carter – Foursight: Stockholm Rory Gallagher – Cleveland Calling Roxy Music – Roxy Music – The Steven Wilson Stereo Mix Royal Horses – A Modern Man’s Way To Improve Ruston Kelly – Dirt Emo Vol. 1 Ryuichi Sakamoto – Black Mirror: Smithereens (Original Soundtrack) Sam Smith – I Feel Love San Francisco Christian Center Choir – The Sound of the San Francisco Christian Center Screamin’ Jay Hawkins – …What That Is! Screamin’ Jay Hawkins – Because Is In Your Mind Sean Price & Small Professor – “Latoya Jackson” b/w Remix Skid Row – Slave To The Grind (Expanded) Skye – Keeping Secrets Skyzoo + Pete Rock – Retropolitan (Instrumentals) Slapp Happy – Our Swimmer Slint – “Breadcrumb Trail” b/w “Good Morning, Captain” Snoop Dogg – I Wanna Thank Me Sock-Tight – Smudge Sofi Tukker – Dancing On The People Solomon Burke – Back To My Roots Someone – ORBIT II Son Volt – Live At The Orange Peel Soul Asylum – Hurry Up And Wait (Deluxe Version) Spacehog – Resident Alien Spoon – All The Weird Kids Up Front (More Best Of Spoon) Squirrel Nut Zippers – The Inevitable Steve Earle – “Times Like These / It’s About Blood” Summer Walker – Last Day of Summer + Clear EP Sumy – Funkin’ In Your Mind Sun Ra – Egypt ’71 Surfer Blood – Astro Coast 10 Year Anniversary Reissue SUSTO – Weather Balloons Suzanne Ciani – Suzanne Ciani Tangerine Dream – Tyger Team Dresch – Choices, Chances, Changes Tear Da Club Up Thugs of Three 6 Mafia – CrazyNDaLazDayz Ted Cassidy – The Lurch Tegan and Sara – Tonight In The Dark We’re Seeing Colors Terry Hall – Home The (Electric Six) Wildbunch – Rock Empire The Airborne Toxic Event – Come On Out The Alarm – Celtic Folklore Live The Allman Brothers Band – An Evening With The Allman Brothers Band: First Set The Allman Brothers Band – An Evening With The Allman Brothers Band: First Set The Allman Brothers Band – Fillmore West 1-31-71 The Black Crowes – Jealous Again The Boys Next Door – Door, Door The Charlatans UK – The Charlatans UK vs. The Chemical Brothers The Comet Is Coming – Imminent The Cure – Bloodflowers The Cure – Seventeen Seconds The Dead South – Record Store Day Release The Doors – The Soft Parade: Stripped The Fallen Angels – Paradise Lost The Feminine Complex – Livin’ Love The Feminine Complex – Livin’ Love The Fleshtones – Face of the Screaming Werewolf The Fleshtones – Face of the Screaming Werewolf The Game – Born 2 Rap The Good Life/The Pauses – Breeders split The Groundhogs – Split The Jones Sisters (Steven Conrad, Lillie Mae and Bobby Bare) – Perpetual Grace, LTD Soundtrack The London Suede – The London Suede The Magic Numbers – The Magic Numbers The Menzingers – Chamberlain Waits The Murder Capital – Live from London: The Dome, Tufnell Park The Notorious B.I.G. – It Was All A Dream: The Notorious B.I.G. 1994-1999 The Obsessed – Incarnate Ultimate The Pale Fountains – Longshot For Your Love The Pineapple Thief – Uncovering The Tracks The Pogues – At The BBC 1984 The Pretenders – Live! At the Paradise, Boston, 1980. The Ramones – It’s Alive II The Replacements – The Complete Inconcerated Live The Residents – Icky Flix: The Original Soundtrack Recording The Rolling Stones – Metamorphosis UK The Rolling Stones – Let It Bleed (Limited Collectors Edition) The Skatalites – Ska Voovee The Smithereens – “Love Me Do / P.S. I Love You” The Soft Boys – I Wanna Destroy You / Near The Soft Boys (40th Anniversary Edition) The Specials – Dubs The Strokes – The New Abnormal THE THE – I Want 2 B U The Unrighteous Brothers – Unchained Melody / You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feelin'” The Verlaines – Dunedin Spleen The Violets – Athens Georgia 1988-1992 The Weeknd – My Dear Melancholy, The Who – A Quick Live One The Who – Odds and Sods (Deluxe) Throwing Muses – Purgatory/Paradise TLC – Waterfalls Tom Tom Club – Genius of Love 2020 Tommy Bolin – Tommy Bolin Lives! Tones on Tail – Pop Tony Joe White – The Beginning Toto – Live in Tokyo 1980 Tove Lo – Bikini Porn Tres Vampires – Tres Vampires Twiztid – All These Problems Tyler, The Creator – Cherry Bomb (The Instrumentals) Tyler, The Creator – Cherry Bomb U2 – 11 O’CLOCK TICK TOCK (40th Anniversary Edition) UFO – Live in Youngstown ’78 Ultravox – Sleepwalk Various Artists – Sweet Relief: A Benefit for Victoria Williams Various Artists – The Turning: Kate’s Diary Various Artists – Lagniappe Sessions Vol. 2 Various Artists – Sunrise On the Blues: Sun Records Curated By Record Store Day Vol 7 Various Artists – Behind The Dykes: Beat, Blues and Psychedelic Nuggets from The Lowlands 1964-1972 Various Artists – Hackers (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) Various Artists – The Land of Sensations & Delights: The Psych Pop Sounds of White Whale Records, 1965–1970 Various Artists – Double Whammy! A 1960s Garage and Folk-Rock Rave-Up Various Artists – FLOW Various Artists – The Virgin Suicides (Music From The Motion Picture) Various Artists – Girls in the Garage Volume 8 Various Artists – Soul Jazz Records Presents STUDIO ONE 007: Licensed To Ska! James Bond and other Film Soundtracks and TV Themes Various Artists – Soul Jazz Records Presents Brazil Funk Power –Brazilian Funk and Samba Soul Various Artists – Wick Records Presents Battle of the Bands Vol. 1 Various Artists – The Ska (From Jamaica) Various Artists – Psyché France vol. 6 (1960-70) Various Artists – Hi Tide Groove Various Artists – Record Safari Motion Picture Soundtrack Various Artists – Record Safari Motion Picture Soundtrack (Deluxe Edition) Various Artists – I Saved Latin! A Tribute To Wes Anderson Various Artists – Dance Craze Various Artists – This Are Two Tone Various Artists – STUDIO ONE Rockers Various Artists – From The Vaults, Vol. 2 Various Artists – From The Vault, Vol. 2 Various Artists – Rough Guide To Brazilian Psychedelia Various Artists – DUNE OST Various Artists – Queen & Slim Soundtrack Various Artists – Austin Powers — International Man of Mystery Various Artists – Wilcovered Various Artists – Phenomenon (Music From The Motion Picture) Various Artists – Batman & Robin (Music From and Inspired By The Motion Picture) Various Artists – Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Soundtrack Various Artists – Music From The Motion Picture: Austin Powers in Goldmember Vitamin String Quartet – Vitamin String Quartet Performs Lana Del Rey Wale – Wow… That’s Crazy Warren Zevon – Warren Zevon’s Greatest Hits (According To Judd Apatow) Widespread Panic – Sunday Show -the Capital Theatre, Port Chester, NY 3/24/19 Wild Tchoupitoulas – Wild Tchoupitoulas Willie Colon – Cosa Nuestra Wipers – Is This Real–Anniversary Edition Wire – 10:20 Wolfgang Press – Unremembered, Remembered WURM – “Poison” / “Zero Sum” Yardbirds – Roger The Engineer: Stereo & Mono Young Fresh Fellows – Toxic Youth Zap Mama – Adventures in Afropea