#killer whale cookie

[rottenkadaver]

killer whale

[theoceansluvr]

Percy Jackson x Marnie Biologist! Reader

warnings; none !

author's notes; this is pure self indulgence bc marnie biology has my whole heart <9 i tried to set this in New Rome but it might not read that way so bear with me. . .

right off the bat he was your biggest fan

both because he loves you and because of your major !

who better to date the son of the god of the sea than a marnie biologist right ?

talks to the fish about you none stop

they love him but gods does he talk too much

will literally go to the twilight zone just so you can research some

until he found it just then..

undiscovered fish for your essay or project

your professor doesn't even asks asks how you did it they just go with it

calls you a bunch of ocean related petnames ?

starfish, seashell (<9), killer whale

you know, cute stuff !

talks to his dad about you a lot because.. Poseidon-

his mom LOVES you

makes the the world famous blue cookies everytime you come over

she thinks the blue suits you

Percy would take you to the aquarium just so you can talk about all the ocean facts you know

even though he probably knows most of them already. . .

he can't help himself ! he likes how passionate you are about this, he likes it's cute

matching shark bracelets that are also those tracking ones ?( i think Fahlo ????)

yeah you guys have those

he begged his dad to help you start your own business

whether it was just research or a clinic, he was going to make sure you got whatever you wanted

has so SO many pictures of you with the animals

he keeps them in his wallet and shows random kids walking to class if they happen to start up a conversation with him

"Oh, you major in marine biology ? Yeah my partner's in there too..." followed by a long speech about why he loves you so much and how you're better at it than that kid

Grover is also a victim of seeing all the pictures

he secretly thinks it's very cute !

anyways my favorite barnacle boy and i miss him everyday !!

[r3leee]

winter wonderland

wanted to pump out a little gift for y'all before christmas 🫡 also i DESPERATELY needed to write for my girl gwen ugh love her 🫶🏻 (i’m legally married to her in case you’re wondering)

pairing: gwen stacy x fem!reader

summary: headcanons for being gwen's girlfriend during winter <3

warnings: established relationship, cursing, implied-girly/femme!reader, reader is shorter than gwen, tooth-rotting fluff, reader celebrates christmas

word count: 687, should take about five and a half minutes to read

listen to: winter wonderland by beabadoobe

i don’t imagine gwen being a cold weather girl

she would much rather prefer walking in the park with you over trudging through piles upon piles of snow

she definitely has soft hands (calloused from her drumsticks, but soft), so she hates winter because her hands get all dry and cracked

her cuticles also get really bad, girl’s hands look like this:

but no need to worry, because her pretty girlfriend’s to the rescue!!

every day you SLATHER this girl’s hands in lotion and pluck her cuticles

you also paint her nails in her current favorite color and she does yours <3

even with hating winter, she has so many poofy jackets

they surprisingly look so good on her

whenever you see her in one, you always HAVE to go and give her a big bear hug because what else are you supposed to do?? she looks like a fucking marshmallow!!

when you say you’re cold, she always insists on giving you her jacket. of course you protest every time, but it never works

she of course wants her girl to be warm, but she always wants to see how dumb you look in the jacket (girl’s 5’8 and has muscles [you can’t convince me otherwise], of course you’re gonna look like an idiot in it)

she’ll take a picture and post it on her story and you’ll be like “ gwen noooo :((” and she’s all “oh, I’m sorry. can’t help that you’re smaller than me” 😭🫶🏻

sometimes you convince her to go out in the snow with you

it takes a while, but once she’s out there, she won’t go back inside

she is absolutely a BEAST at snowball fights

you’ll be hiding behind a tree holding your snowball, and she’ll come out of nowhere and hit you right in the face

you have to yell at her to stop at some point because it’s just snowball after snowball and you’re starting to get cold

you guys also make snowmen, i don’t make the rules

hers always look kind of demented tho

shit’s looking like this:

“gwen, what the fuck is that 😭”

“that’s harold. what do you have against him?”

“he looks like he got thrown in a blender…”

“your face looks like it got thrown in a blender.”

“you’re so rude!! ☹️ you know what, at least mine looks better.”

christmas is the absolute best with her

you guys would have a tradition of giving each other the most ass gifts ever, like cat socks or shrek earrings

one year she legit gives you coal

the next you get her an empty pringles can, you get the process

sometimes she actually turns up and gets you something good that reminded her of you

one year she literally gave you this amazing dress

satin in your favorite color that came down to your knees with lace on the edges

“where’d you get the money for this?!”

“i have my ways.”

“i swear to god, if you spent all your money on this…” (she did)

needless to say, it’s your new favorite dress

she also loves baking with you, even though she‘s ass at it

you’re trying to make snowflake cookies and they end up looking like a fucking whale

also the dough’s super inconsistent because she poured almost the whole bag of flour in 😭

poor girl cannot follow instructions for the life of her (I don’t believe in consistency LMAOLMAO)

the cookies are so bad you almost gag trying to eat them but at least you spent quality time with your girlfriend!!

if there’s one thing she does know how to make tho, it’s hot chocolate

she has a killer recipe, but she refuses to give it to you

says it’s a family recipe that can absolutely NOT be shared

after a day of her kicking your ass with the snowballs, her hot chocolate’s the best thing to perk you up

your cold hands will graze each other’s as she hands you your mug <3

you’ll cuddle while the snow falls outside, her arm gently around your waist, tons of blankets over you two

[sundove88]

The Pebble and The Dream King (The Pebble and The Penguin Parody) Casting

In this animated adventure set in the South Pole, bashful, awkward penguin King Dedede pines for the beautiful Queen Ripple, but the bullying Abalone Cookie also has an eye on her. When Dedede finds an impressive pebble to present to Queen Ripple, Abalone causes Dedede to get caught in a fishing net and sent off far from his native beach. With the help of his energetic new friend, Peso, Dedede sets off on a treacherous trip back home to win the heart of his beloved.

King Dedede as Hubie (Kirby)

Fairy Queen Ripple as Marina (Kirby)

Peso as Rocko (Octonauts)

Abalone Cookie as Drake (Cookie Run Kingdom)

Kirby as Timmy (Kirby)

Adeleine as Petra (Kirby)

Bandana Waddle Dee as Beany (Kirby)

Meta Knight as Himself/Hubie’s Wingman (Kirby)

Olimar as Chubby (Pikmin)

Jose Gallard as Gentoo (Balan Wonderworld)

Cal Suresh as McCallister (Balan Wonderworld)

Eis Glover as Himself/Gentoo and McCallister’s Partner in Crime (Balan Wonderworld)

Kyoko Kirigiri as Priscilla (Danganronpa)

Chiaki Nanami as Pola (Danganronpa)

Kaede Akamatsu as Gwynne (Danganronpa)

King Triton as King (The Little Mermaid)

Ratchet and Bulkhead as The Magenellics (Transformers)

Mixmaster as Royal (Transformers)

Scrapper as Scrawny (Transformers)

Dusk Butterfly as Tika (Balan Wonderworld)

Lock, Shock, and Barrel as The Chinstraps (The Nightmare Before Christmas)

Sealeo as The Leopard Seal (Pokemon)

Kilowattrels as The Skuas (Pokemon)

Sharpedos as The Killer Whales (Pokemon)

Here’s your hint to the next casting:

🐸👑❤️

[fatfables]

Big Sir and Allen Gainsburg

I saw the best bellies of my generation destroyed by fatness, bulging hysterical naked,

dragging themselves through the fast food streets at dawn looking for a hungry fix,

Jack felt like the gutter that he was dragging his fat ass through. He’d been wandering through the streets for six hours wondering when he’d find an open cafe. Wild with hunger and passionately hungover he thirsted for cake like a cock for ass. His bloated belly hung out from between his open plaid shirt, tightly constrained by his plain white tee, it was big, round and ballooned shaped. It bounced with every heavy step. He lit the last smoke of the pack as he plodded onto the Haight.

He’d already traipsed through the Mission, searched Union Square and the Wharf. Nowhere was fucking open. This city was a fucking killer to walk around. He preferred to travel the road by car. He dreamed of a day, far from 1955, when the city would be full of twenty four hour dinners and electrically powered personal mobility devices that would save a man from having to walk a single block up these hills. Maybe one day they would even deliver food to your door on such devices. His belly howled with hunger. Until he heard the jazz.

The sweet music of man trumpets was coming from a third floor window, “Bbrrraaaarrrpppp!” He looked up to the apartment window and heard a familiar voice.

“That was the sweetest one yet, man! Fruitier than a tangerine dream!”

It was Lawrence Spaghetti. 

“Hey Lawrence! Let me in, man! I’m dying out here!”

“Is that Flapajack I hear?”

“Yeah man, It’s me! I’m starving! I’ve been out here all night!”

“”Ok man, we’ll let you in.”

The apartment was littered with food wrappers, beer cans, and cigarette butts that had been discarded on the carpet. Two heavily obese young men and one older one were splayed out half-comatose across two filthy sofas. Lawrence had laid himself down, legs akimbo, on one sofa. The other sofa was full of Will and Allen. The former was dressed smart in an ill-fitting suit that busted at the seams. The latter was humongous, a real beached whale, with long greasy black hair, geeky glasses, an unkempt beard, and manner.

Jack spoke to Will.

“I’m so fucking hungry, man. Please tell me you guys have the good stuff?”

“Giant cocks spunking puke jizz over the poor naked wild boys I didn’t alien rape in Tangiers kill my wife”

“You can’t talk to him, man. Too much cake, too far gone, tooo much cake.” It was Lawrence who spoke. “You wanna hit, man?”

“Naked twitching anuses flabby mexican boys”

“Ya see? Lost in cake.”

“I’ll take a hit, thanks man.”

Lawrence poured two pounds of cake mix into the bong Jack inhaled it in one go.

“Woo, I needed that!”

Lawrence reloaded Jack sucked down crazy clown circus entangled in intestines. Belly belonging bloat balloon

Queesy queers quack as they quaff quazy amounts of quirkus animals shut up will. Will’s buttons pop like whizzing bullet towards wife head belly burst open all to see cake will too much

“America make better us liberal food portions us” said Lawrence.

“You guys are way ahead of me,” said Jack as his stomach rumbled.

He went to the kitchen and found quazy amounts of cookies, chips and cake. He snorted a line of chip dust dick twitch and donut dope 

nose hair wibble wobble ass fat jiggle joggle

Will Lawrence comfy sleep anus mouth jizz tasty fat fat fat leaky ass fat millions of american youth love cock pound hard shirt lift torn belly Norman Rockwell bloat ass strain wide gap thunder fart face breath cum taste wild boy inflate guts rectal explosion yes 

Jack was now satisfied, horny and full, He sunk into the sofa next to Allen

“It always makes me hungry to love the bloat somehow- hate's so easy compared.”

“Big Sir,” said Allen, “I’m with you in Fatland where you’re fatter than I am”

Allen had eaten enough to transfer to another gastral plain. He was only aware of Jack due to the closeness of his circumference to his circumcision. Moluch! He shouted. No, they're all gone. I ate the last of them said Jack stomach pounding bursting full.

Bear beard bloated madness. Wild boys no Will asleep. 

Moloch! Moloch!  Fat party apartments! invisible sloburbs! swollen treasuries! blind capital gains! Demonic fast food industries! anal nations! Intestine gaseous madhouses! granite cocks! monstrous ass bombs!

Sshhh! Jack, calm Allen, mouth cock belly face. Fatter tomorrow cake mix hit more consume inhale groan stretch belch cake mix hit girth wound hard soft flab cake mix hit inhale digest pain cake mix hit inhale growth bloat boat belly sail wind champagne cake hit mix inhale large tank fire power face hit take inhale drown stream burst banks cake mix hit inhale monstrous digest intestines full cake mix hit inhale scream breath bong swell burst balls take hit inhale

Jack sleep Allen ass fat face Allen: who balled after breakfast in the dinner times in restaurants and the grass of public parks and bakeries scattering their semen freely to whomever come who may,

Sleep wild boys feast all night America boys fat future lazy safe scattering their semen freely to whomever come who may. 

home is where your ass is

[saharke]

sorbet shark cookie and killer whale cookie

[tea-the-not-understanding]

STRING GUMMMYYY

FUNNILY ENOUGH HES HALF SEA COOKIE.

Specifically of two of my ocs who I have yet to talk about

Beluga whale cookie and pack ice killer whale cookie

damnnn he look so cool ayooo!

[sokumotanaka]

I can't wait to unlock my summoner Haki, cause I got a fortune cookie that said my biggest weakness is gonna be my strength soon.

So when someone ask me for the manager I can go "I am, summoning killer whale!"

[dollycas]

A Whale of a Murder: A Venus Bixby Mystery by Valerie Taylor #Review / #Giveaway - Great Escapes Book Tour @valerietaylorauthor @ValerieETaylor

A Whale of a Murder: A Venus Bixby Mystery by Valerie Taylor About A Whale of a Murder A Whale of a Murder: A Venus Bixby Mystery Cozy Mystery 1st in Series Setting - Chatham Crossing — a fictional whaling town situated between Providence and Cape Cod Publisher ‏ : ‎ Aspetuck Publishing (April 23, 2024) Paperback ‏ : ‎ 358 pages ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 979-8986599526 Digital ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0CW1L6DC1 First in the Venus Bixby Mystery series from award-winning author Valerie Taylor. Sea breezes and fireworks fill the air in cozy Chatham Crossing, the peaceful and historic whaling town situated between Providence and Cape Cod. Venus Bixby, owner of the forever popular music store Oldies & Goodies, is counting on the festivities over the Fourth of July weekend to propel her to a position on the prestigious Town Committee. After years of living in the shadow of her late husband, Venus will finally be the center of attention this holiday weekend: starting with her fiftieth birthday celebration and ending as the parade’s Grand Marshal. Faster than a cookie crumbles, her dream collapses on the morning of her party when she trips over orange platform shoes in the gardens of the Sofia Silva Whaling Museum and breaks her thumb. When it’s discovered the shoes are attached to the body of the manager of the museum’s gift shop, Venus becomes both a suspect and a sleuth in Chatham Crossing’s first murder in decades. Given this unexpected turn of events, will Venus ever sing and dance at her birthday party, or will her fractured thumb end up in handcuffs? Includes cookie recipes and playlist! Dollycas's Thoughts Venus Bixby owns Oldies & Goodies, a music store and bakery popular with tourists. She has big plans for the 4th of July weekend beginning with a celebration of her 50th birthday in the gardens at the Sofia Silva Whaling Museum. Then she will be the Grand Marshall in the parade. Now that her husband has passed away it is her turn to shine. She has her sights set on a seat on the prestigious Town Committee. But when Venus arrives at the museum to check out the setup for her birthday party she stumbles over a pair of orange platform heels. The shoes are attached to the manager of the museum's gift shop and she has clocked her last day of working there. Venus broke her thumb in the fall but after getting it taken care of she learns she is a suspect in the woman's murder. That is not good at all. It could destroy all her plans. She is going to have to sleuth out the real killer before she finds herself singing and dancing all the way to a jail cell. ____ As the first book in the series, the author has a big job of introducing the setting, prominent places, her characters, and their relationships while unfolding an intriguing mystery. She used the first few chapters to do that which made for a clunky start. I think spreading this out more would have improved the flow at the beginning. The pacing was better as the story continued and the investigation got rolling. The characters are an eclectic group. I enjoyed meeting Venus but it took me a few chapters to warm up to her. I think you would call her relationships with every person in her life as complicated. She knows what she wants and she is going to get it and she can be brusque. But so can her "best friend" Carole who has her own agenda. Chatham Crossing has its share of quirky residents. Several try to come together to do good things but there always seems to be a competitive undercurrent between them. That makes them interesting but not the type that gives off the cozy mystery feels. Two characters jumped right into my heart. Sonny and Cher, two yellow tabbies Venus adopted to "guard" Oldies & Goodies from "Mickies and Minnies" found in old historic buildings. They are the store's mascots and get attention from the customers young and old. The mystery is complex with many moving parts and suspects. Venus didn't know who she could trust with people close to her on her suspect list. She did share her findings with Detective Donovan, but he didn't usually reciprocate. Venus working with her sister on the Sisters' List of Suspects was very entertaining. They came up with some interesting theories. I liked the articles from The Chatham Crossing Chronicle interspersed throughout the story to share some details and put forth questions that moved the story forward. The way the reveal was set up was great and it led to a very satisfying conclusion. The music store theme was fun and I appreciated the playlist at the end of the story. Even better you can find the A Whale of a Murder playlist on Spotify. There are also 12 recipes at the back of the book for cookies, bars, and bread. A Whale of a Murder is a lighthearted mystery with curious characters. Now that we have met so many residents of Chatham Crossing I am intrigued to see what Ms. Taylor has planned for them next. I voluntarily reviewed an Advance Reader Copy. This does not affect my opinion of the book or the content of my review. Thank you to the author for providing me with an ARC. Your Escape Into A Good Book Travel Agent About Valerie Taylor Valerie Taylor tried to retire in 2016. But life had other ideas. After enjoying some of the best years of her life in Boston and Seattle, she moved back home to Connecticut and embarked on a second career as an author. Her first romantic comedy trilogy What’s Not Said, What’s Not True, and What’s Not Lost won multiple awards. Encouraged by her readers, she created a new cozy mystery series, spinning one of the secondary characters in What’s Not LOST into the role of amateur sleuth in A Whale of a Murder: A Venus Bixby Mystery. When she’s not writing or reading, Valerie enjoys practicing tai chi and being an expert sports spectator. Author Links Website   Facebook     Twitter/X    Instagram Purchase Links - Amazon - B&N - Bookshop.org -  Also written by Valerie Taylor This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase using my links, I will receive a small commission from the sale at no cost to you. Thank you for supporting Escape With Dollycas. 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[myrmyrtheorca]

Have some colours buddy (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

yellow (of course I do, it's you. I'm obsses with your art, your ramblings are gold and any info on killer whale makes my day, plus meeeerch)

baby blue (see above, also you just make me happy peroid)

teal (not much to add here, just what it says on the title I adore you and your silly brainworms 💕💕)

aqua (once again my agenda of feeding my mutuals things that aren't paper or moss or god forbid mold... also i just like feeding people in general and baking together is fun!)

sage (let's hang out buddy, no talking needed just vibing together in nature, low enegry environment)

blue (you brighten my day buddy!)

mint (I'm glad I finally found the person I share a braincell with 😂😌)

Buddyfriendlix 🩵🩵 your presence is like a stone in a sea of sand (that made sense in my head.)

Yellow - thank you for reminding me that I can be an enjoyable person to have around -u-''' you were one of the first people to encourage me and what you see is also thanks to you, so pat yourself on the shoulder for me because meeting you was a canon event necessary to kickstart me into being the most annoying Squalo simp on this planet. also yay you get to see my descent into capitalism! /j

baby blue - mutual feeling bud, your science ramblings make my day, the Housekeeping AU lives rent free in my head (I promise I PROMISE I'll draw your blorbos I need to find the right energy for it otherwise they'll come out botched, chapter 2 and 3 of killer whale are being hellish to edit and they're sucking up most of my energy) and your contribution to the fandom is unique! 🩵🩵

Teal - that's it I'm taking you with me in the bog.

Aqua - I'll have you know that my ability to gather food for survival is equal to 0. I burnt a pan by making toasted bread. BREAD. but I like eating cookie dough so I'm up for it hmu 🍪

Sage - yes let's lay on the grass. I like soaking up the sun like lizards. If you focus you'll hear me sizzle. I love the warm grass.

Blue - glad to know I can make you smile with my silly antics -u- you're feeding my silliness buddy this will backfire for you

Mint - the poor Braincell™️ working overtime to keep both of us from dying/getting lost on a daily basis. poor guy needs a vacation. But then we wouldn't be able to write our works (or would we?)

[rottenkadaver]

killer whale nation you WILL eat soon (ft. SOMEONE'S oc COUGH COUGH WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE @//chibifox2002)

[cruciatuscrescendo]

hi, 39, 9, 7, 15

Hiiiii. Thank you for asking!!! I assume this is for the nosy anons one since that’s the same one I asked you.

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

It really depends. When I was little, it was always cookie dough and I still really like cookie dough but I also like cake batter or like Reece’s or very sweet things like that. I also do just really like vanilla though.

9: Got any piercings?

I don’t. I don’t know if I’d want any. Honestly, I don’t really like my body that much and don’t like thinking about it that much so I feel like I couldn’t imagine myself really liking a piercing on me. I love piercings on other people though.

7: Have tattoos?

I don’t either. And every tattoo I’ve ever wanted I feel like I would regret now. I wanted to get matching tattoos with my exes. And my first girlfriend and I were gonna get each other’s Patronuses. So I’d have a killer whale tattoo. Plus I wanted Harry Potter tattoos but now that JKR sucks so much and hates me and many of my loved ones, ummm, I’m glad I never got one. But the fact that every time I was sure of what I would want and now I would regret it if I had done it makes me wary. Lol

15: Favorite movie

The Importance of Being Earnest with Colin Firth

[shiftythrifting]

Concerning Ernie, and a giant five foot long killer whale that floats.

[snini-9]

January 26, 2022: J Pod- Harney Channel

J26 Mike

J16 Slick, J36 Alki, J42 Echo, and J26 Mike

J38 Cookie and J45 Se-Yi-Chn

Photo Credit to the Center for Whale Research  Encounter #9 - Jan 26, 2022

[ourlifestooshort]

Baby 🥺

[jamieleahgrant]

Little known fact, I love Orcas.

The second design was inspired by my niece.