#kill-a-watt

[bcb-and-b-368-lindsay-road-40]

Forced highway driving, while my cat pees on the wall as I try to compose a coherent email to the outside world. And a farm report!

3 personal bugbears and a rock farm report.

[jbkerkhoff]

Add Solar Powered HVAC to Your Home

Solar-Powered HVAC is possible One of the dreams here at Roy Creek Ranch has been to add Solar powered heating and cooling (HVAC). We’re now producing substantial power from our solar array, and it would be nice to use that power as much as possible. Also, for those times when the grid fails, some heating and cooling will keep us more comfortable and maybe even a little safer in extreme…

[nendracula]

this trend is so fun im gonna make 12 of these

[hydroelectricjaya]

You don’t understand how satisfied this exchange makes me.

[strawberrus0da]

[rwby-confess]

Confession #385

[v0mitbeetle]

I forgot i never shared the Masquerade skin I did for Watt oops- I drew this right when Wilsons masquerade skin came out so its months old but I still love it a lot

[evievigilant]

Having to contend with the nature of her work and her own feelings, Eva faces one of the biggest assignments of her life.

Rating: Teen and Up

Warnings: Major Character Death

Relationships: Eva Rosalene & Neil Watts

Characters: Eva Rosalene, Neil Watts, Roxanne Winters, Robert Lin, Ricebot, Faye (To the Moon series), Quincy Reynard

Additional Tags: extremely brief longcat cameo, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Unrequited Eva Rosalene/Neil Watts, Aromantic Eva Rosalene, Angst, Bittersweet Ending, Impostor Factory Spoilers, and also rice cream

[hug-kiss-marry-kill]

[waugh-bao]

The story about the pool always makes me think that whoever called the cops must have been like “There are naked girls in the Holiday Inn pool! The most flat chested girls I’ve ever seen in my life wearing men’s swim trunks! One girl appears to have hair on her chest! Please get here immediately!” The one with chest hair would be Charlie as he seemed to be the only one with body hair in the band for quite some time. Or maybe the only one who didn’t shave his chest, I don’t know.

Keith’s re-telling of that incident, from 2015, is still one of the funniest things I’ve ever read:

“There were many, many incidents like that, and if Phelge remembers it, it must have happened. Usually, that stuff was like water off a duck's back. I had far worse in America when we first arrived. In the Midwest we once got arrested for being girls! (Laughs) We were in a swimming pool in a Holiday Inn on a highway in Georgia somewhere, and suddenly (makes siren noise), "Oh, the cops are coming... and they're turning in here!" The cop gets out and shouts, "Ok, where are the topless women?" Someone had called in saying there was a bunch of girls in the pool. We were like, "Right (Cups non-existent boobs) This is all we got!" Obviously it was some irate person - probably a woman - who called them, thinking we were chicks. She must have had pretty bad eyesight!”

[vampgirlism]

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, in the back of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jittering, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cutting, spectacular, brain cell dissolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever. bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

[sweetpaintedladie]

The Rolling Stones, 1973

©️ Aubrey Powell

[rogdona]

Which of your OCs would win in fights with the other ones fighting together?

assuming everyone gives it their all w full intent to win im placing my bets on the two little girls who kill gods and that one asshole wizard w spells that range from minor inconvenience to danger to the world

[nothinggold13]

Sometimes you sit down to write and instead give yourself a crash course on electricity physics, and you know the worst part?? All of it is fake.

[kiwisandcoconuts]

"Our team was Controllers, I had to make a choice! When you have a tumor you don't just let it sit there and destroy you, you cut it out!"

[beheadedcousins]

so this is farrah and chess coded to me

(with farrah being pony and chess being johnny)