#kill lew

[1-marigold-1]

Blindsided by @liloinkoink made me do things so uh hee hee treebark :3

[hopepetal]

bitch just because no one wants you doesnt mean im unfuckable. im sure this is hard to imagine because youve got no friends and have never known love but maybe get a fucking hobby and feel some joy someday and someday someone might want your shriveled ass. fuck off

[all-about-the-tea-parties]

The show consistently establishing that Ishamael Wants To Die™️:

Some ppl during the finale: umm??? How did rand kill him with just a sword? Why didn’t Ishamael fight back??? That’s so stupid! He’s a Forsaken™️ like, he wants to kill the dragon, Rand should’ve had to use the One Power

The writers: *slams head through wall*

[screwbysir]

if anyone could've saved me, it would've been you

[whollyjoly]

in those heavy days in june, when love became an act of defiance

song - june by florence + the machine

special thanks to @xxluckystrike for getting me back into f+tm and to @panzershrike-pretz @ronald-speirs for giving me feedback/hearing my rambling brain thoughts as i made this!

[kafka-ohdear]

do you ever think bubbles & croz are a softer version of malark & muck.

[cerealbishh]

"When we head out to Whitefish, there won't be any turning back."

[duckduckhjonk]

Everyone says that Miss Piggy is the one able to kill a bitch but consider:

The sheer precision Lew Zealand has in throwing fish.

Miss Piggy, sure, she has pure strength, brute force. She could kill a bitch without hesitation and it would be brutal and powerful

Lew has the capability to precisely throw five swordfish in two straight lines, just narrowly missing Leslie Uggams. The sixth one nearly stabbed her through the skull. All six pierced what I can only assume to be a wooden backdrop. Was this pure skill? Was this an accident? Did he know she would see it and duck? Like- How does someone accidentally aim that good?

Basically, what i'm saying, Lew Zealand could skillfully throw a swordfish, or even just any kind of fish for that matter, and straight up kill someone.

Generally it isn't easy to boomerang a regular boomerang, so Lew Zealand being able to do it with fish is an even more impressive skill.

In Holey Moley's muppet crossover, we see him also able to boomerang Kermit himself with a fish in his mouth.

I wholeheartedly believe this borders on supernatural. No one, and i mean not even a muppet, should be able to do what Lew does.

[bobfloydsbabe]

Lewis looks like he'd rather be anywhere else, but Danny's his friend, so he's bit the bullet and went along.

[1-marigold-1]

Blinsided *dies*

and the obligatory brig scene

Blindsided by @liloinkoink

[ameriel]

thanks for playing 💕

[just-in-case-iloveyou]

🎶let spotify predict your 2024!🎶

shuffle your on repeat playlist and the first twelve songs represent your 2024

thank you so much to my loves @attaboylew and @attapullman for the tags 💖💖

january: lucky - atta boy

🎶you caught her outside whispering to grasshoppers

you think she's pretty so go on and talk to her🎶

february: feeling myself - nicki minaj, beyoncé

🎶feelin' myself, i'm feelin' myself, i'm feelin' my

feelin' myself, i'm feelin' myself, i'm feelin' my🎶

march: lose control - missy elliot, ciara, fat man scoop

🎶i've got a cute face, chubby waist

thick legs, in shape

rump shakin', both ways

make you do a double take🎶

april: bells - atta boy

🎶bells will ring

and i'll follow you to the grave

so listen, babe

and i'll tell you to be brave🎶

may: i'm like a bird - nelly furtado

🎶and baby, all i need for you to know is

i'm like a bird, i'll only fly away

i don't know where my soul is

i don't know where my home is🎶

june: heaven - warrant

🎶how i love the way you move

and the sparkle in your eyes

there's a color deep inside 'em

like a blue suburban sky🎶

july: deep sea ladder - atta boy

🎶deep sea ladder

to a house that's in the middle of an ocean in my mind

i know this house is sinking, every shingle out of line

i know this house is broken, you remind me all the time

but this house is mine🎶

august: vegas - doja cat

🎶you ain't nothin' but a

hound dog, hound dog

you ain't nothin' but a🎶

september: wanted dead or alive - tom cruise, julianne hough

🎶i'm a cowboy

on a steel horse i ride

i'm wanted

dead or alive🎶

october: gold rush - clinton sparks, 2 chainz, macklemore, d.a.

🎶you chasin' paper

you almost famous

fuck all them haters

you're a gold, gold rush girl🎶

november: who are you - the who

🎶oh tell me who are you

i really wanan know

oh, i really wanna know

come on, tell me

who are you, you, you, you🎶

december: sorry - beyoncé

🎶middle fingers up, put them hands high

wave it in his face, tell him, boy, bye

i ain't thinking 'bout you

sorry, i ain't sorry

no, no, hell nah🎶

i genuinely have no clue what is going on with this. but i love feeling myself for my birth month!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

no pressure tags: @withahappyrefrain @sugarcoated-lame @lewmagoo @laracrofted @bobfloydsbabe and literally all of my mutuals please i love you and i want to see what chaos y'all get ahahah ily a bily my darlings!! 💖💖💖💖

[thewizardofschnoz]

More sketchbook stuff

It's a drawing exercise I made up where I pause a music video and draw the singer.

[mediapen]

❤️‍🩹 | this may be my insanest post yet but I really love #him so much like he’s really my baby idk I just love him so much and all I want for him is to do well and for himself I’d bite and kill and maim and all of it I just want him happy and even if that means everyone around him isn’t. like I don’t give a damn about anything else within this sport

you’re not insane you’re sooooo real As Always you get it. Well maybe you are insane but me too we can hold hands about it 😋 this is my inner voice my subconscious monologue in the most normal way possible he’s my sweet boy my baby and the world needs to be perfect for him and i will remake it if i have to !!!!!

[cerealbishh]

i forgot to share this sooner but anyone who wants to hear about isa and lew's initial chemistry test and wants to hear isa talk about outer range, here's a video for ya!