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1-marigold-1 · 1 year ago
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Blindsided by @liloinkoink made me do things so uh hee hee treebark :3
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screwbysir · 1 year ago
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if anyone could've saved me, it would've been you
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hopepetal · 9 months ago
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bitch just because no one wants you doesnt mean im unfuckable. im sure this is hard to imagine because youve got no friends and have never known love but maybe get a fucking hobby and feel some joy someday and someday someone might want your shriveled ass. fuck off
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all-about-the-tea-parties · 2 years ago
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The show consistently establishing that Ishamael Wants To Die™️:
Some ppl during the finale: umm??? How did rand kill him with just a sword? Why didn’t Ishamael fight back??? That’s so stupid! He’s a Forsaken™️ like, he wants to kill the dragon, Rand should’ve had to use the One Power
The writers: *slams head through wall*
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whollyjoly · 1 year ago
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in those heavy days in june, when love became an act of defiance
song - june by florence + the machine
special thanks to @xxluckystrike for getting me back into f+tm and to @panzershrike-pretz @ronald-speirs for giving me feedback/hearing my rambling brain thoughts as i made this!
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everyryuujisuguro · 6 months ago
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duckduckhjonk · 1 year ago
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Everyone says that Miss Piggy is the one able to kill a bitch but consider:
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The sheer precision Lew Zealand has in throwing fish.
Miss Piggy, sure, she has pure strength, brute force. She could kill a bitch without hesitation and it would be brutal and powerful
Lew has the capability to precisely throw five swordfish in two straight lines, just narrowly missing Leslie Uggams. The sixth one nearly stabbed her through the skull. All six pierced what I can only assume to be a wooden backdrop. Was this pure skill? Was this an accident? Did he know she would see it and duck? Like- How does someone accidentally aim that good?
Basically, what i'm saying, Lew Zealand could skillfully throw a swordfish, or even just any kind of fish for that matter, and straight up kill someone.
Generally it isn't easy to boomerang a regular boomerang, so Lew Zealand being able to do it with fish is an even more impressive skill.
In Holey Moley's muppet crossover, we see him also able to boomerang Kermit himself with a fish in his mouth.
I wholeheartedly believe this borders on supernatural. No one, and i mean not even a muppet, should be able to do what Lew does.
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1-marigold-1 · 1 year ago
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Blinsided *dies*
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and the obligatory brig scene
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Blindsided by @liloinkoink
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bobfloydsbabe · 2 years ago
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Lewis looks like he'd rather be anywhere else, but Danny's his friend, so he's bit the bullet and went along.
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ameriel · 2 years ago
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thanks for playing 💕
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just-in-case-iloveyou · 1 year ago
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🎶let spotify predict your 2024!🎶
shuffle your on repeat playlist and the first twelve songs represent your 2024
thank you so much to my loves @attaboylew and @attapullman for the tags 💖💖
january: lucky - atta boy
🎶you caught her outside whispering to grasshoppers
you think she's pretty so go on and talk to her🎶
february: feeling myself - nicki minaj, beyoncé
🎶feelin' myself, i'm feelin' myself, i'm feelin' my
feelin' myself, i'm feelin' myself, i'm feelin' my🎶
march: lose control - missy elliot, ciara, fat man scoop
🎶i've got a cute face, chubby waist
thick legs, in shape
rump shakin', both ways
make you do a double take🎶
april: bells - atta boy
🎶bells will ring
and i'll follow you to the grave
so listen, babe
and i'll tell you to be brave🎶
may: i'm like a bird - nelly furtado
🎶and baby, all i need for you to know is
i'm like a bird, i'll only fly away
i don't know where my soul is
i don't know where my home is🎶
june: heaven - warrant
🎶how i love the way you move
and the sparkle in your eyes
there's a color deep inside 'em
like a blue suburban sky🎶
july: deep sea ladder - atta boy
🎶deep sea ladder
to a house that's in the middle of an ocean in my mind
i know this house is sinking, every shingle out of line
i know this house is broken, you remind me all the time
but this house is mine🎶
august: vegas - doja cat
🎶you ain't nothin' but a
hound dog, hound dog
you ain't nothin' but a🎶
september: wanted dead or alive - tom cruise, julianne hough
🎶i'm a cowboy
on a steel horse i ride
i'm wanted
dead or alive🎶
october: gold rush - clinton sparks, 2 chainz, macklemore, d.a.
🎶you chasin' paper
you almost famous
fuck all them haters
you're a gold, gold rush girl🎶
november: who are you - the who
🎶oh tell me who are you
i really wanan know
oh, i really wanna know
come on, tell me
who are you, you, you, you🎶
december: sorry - beyoncé
🎶middle fingers up, put them hands high
wave it in his face, tell him, boy, bye
i ain't thinking 'bout you
sorry, i ain't sorry
no, no, hell nah🎶
i genuinely have no clue what is going on with this. but i love feeling myself for my birth month!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉
no pressure tags: @withahappyrefrain @sugarcoated-lame @lewmagoo @laracrofted @bobfloydsbabe and literally all of my mutuals please i love you and i want to see what chaos y'all get ahahah ily a bily my darlings!! 💖💖💖💖
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princemick · 4 months ago
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k im going to bed now
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dreamofbona · 2 years ago
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TEMPEST - 'DIVE' Live Stage|2023 TEMPEST SHOW CON [T-OUR]
finally got around to watching this! the choreo is so cool, the fits are refreshing, and the song is a bop!
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1-marigold-1 · 2 months ago
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Blindsided au animatic!
None of this happens in the story, but Ren does want to kill the captain at every opportunity sooo, I'd figure he dreams about it sometimes and I did a silly little thing with it 💥💥💥💥
Blindsided au by @liloinkoink
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calicolewis · 16 days ago
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I think this is my favorite video of Lew, his face at the end when he gets up kills me every time.
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azsazz · 2 years ago
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You Know My Desires
Kinktober Day 1: Azriel x Reader [Wingplay]
Summary: Azriel is a jealous male, and you know just how to calm him down.
Warnings: Smut, wingplay, jealousy, possessiveness, dom/sub dynamics.
Word Count: 2,892
Notes: Alrighty, let’s do this!
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He’s trapped.
Boots rooted to the unusually pristine floors of the Court of Nightmares ballroom. Body rigid and frozen, nearly vibrating with rage. His wings ache from being held taut, and his teeth are on the verge of cracking from how tightly set his jaw is.
If he moves, this entire sub-court will perish.
A patron indulging on the gluts of the party—rich, fae wine and hor d'oeuvres paired with teasing touches and lew moans—stumbles nearby, her steps faltering as she passes through the bubble of his anger. Azriel watches her from his peripherals as she locks up, shivering as if his shadows are raking their way down her spine. His hazel glare stays locked somewhere across the dance floor.
Right to where you’re dancing with him.
Not even the fire that had scorched his hands when he was young hurt as badly as watching this bastard twirl you around the ballroom.
Rasor’s grin is a wicked one. It’s twinged with secrets and chaos that Azriel doesn’t like; pale, gray eyes alight with mischief and lust. He hates the male leading you in this less than formal dance. Of course he does—he knows every single creature lurking at this unnecessary party. Rasor is a suck up, a male who gets off on trying to be like his High Lord, snarky and silver-tongued. 
He is a failure at even that.
Azriel fantasizes about killing him for the way that his hands are on you. One, settled so low on your hip it’s nearly on your ass, the other clutching yours tightly as he guides you gracefully across the floor.
Everyone’s attention is on the two of you and it stings. If he knew anything other than hundreds of ways to torture a male for touching what is his, he might have asked you to dance. The shadowy corner of the room provides the darkness he requires to seethe like the fucking pathetic male he is.
You need to calm down, Rhysand says gently within his mind. Azriel desperately wants to roll his eyes at the High Lords warning, to cut a glare to where he’s lounging on his throne, but his mind doesn’t allow him to let his gaze stray from you for even a moment. Or everyone’s going to wonder why the ballroom is pitched in darkness. And I can only cover for so long.
Immediately, Azriel reels his shadows back. He watches the way your brows furrow and cast over Rasor’s shoulder when he pulls you against his chest in a move that makes even the fae fucking in the corner gape in awe. You’re seeking him out, wondering if he’s reigned his shadows back because he’s left.
No. He would never leave you.
I hate this, is all Azriel replies, but he means much more than that.
I need her for a bit longer, Rhysand says, and Azriel can feel that violet gaze on him, even if he’s shrouded in darkness. Do I need to have Cassian remove you?
Azriel wants to fight. He wants to launch himself across the ballroom and land a killing blow to your dance partner. No—he wants to paralyze the male and then take you to the floor and fuck you, claim you, mark you with his hands, his teeth, his cum, until every last patron knows who you belong to.
He takes a breath but it’s a struggle.
No.
But you laugh at something Rasor says and Azriel sees red.
His shadows consume him, moving him from his spot in the corner of the room to the middle of the dance floor.
A female shrieks at his sudden appearance but he doesn’t care, baring his teeth when her partner runs into his side. He’s behind you, catching you around the waist mid-twirl. Your dress is still the silky smooth it was when he caressed your thighs and had taken you before you left, his cum leaking down the insides of your thighs masked by the dark fabric. He had wanted to lap the mixture of both of your orgasms from your legs like the Godly ichor it was, but instead he’d asked you to let it dry, a warning to any male who’d try to make their move on what’s his.
Rasor either hadn’t taken the hint or he’d ignored it completely, a dangerous act, and one Azriel will kill over.  
The shadowsinger swears he can feel the other male’s fingerprints on your hips, and he doesn’t like it.
Not. One. Bit.
Your gasp is soft as Azriel’s hands gently but possessively wrap around you. It makes his cock twitch in his leathers. The way that your hands find his, clutching them tightly as he moves you makes him preen on the inside, his face a solid mask of steel.
Rasor looks less than pleased to have his dancing partner taken from him. His eerie gray eyes flicker over to where the High Lord has sat up in his throne. Azriel doesn’t like that, fighting the urge to strike. Rhysand pounds on the solid walls of shadow in his mind but Azriel doesn’t answer the demand. He doesn’t care if he’s not invited to the next ball, he’ll kill Rasor before then so there’s no chance of him getting his hands on you again.
As badly as he wants to growl ‘mine’ to the still-staring male, Azriel allows his shadows to twine around the both of you in an intricate manner that has some of the patrons flushing. His pets put on an extravagant show as they twist and turn around you, swallowing you to take you from this plain to the next, and Azriel grins like a feral beast, meeting the eyes of the wretched male who had taken you from him tonight, before the darkness consumes you both.
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“What was that?” you ask, annoyance lacing your tone. You hadn’t finished your mission—hadn’t schmoozed Rasor enough to slip you the information your High Lord desired. No, Azriel had appeared—though you hadn’t been surprised, you could feel his anger writhing through the room like a beast stalking its prey—before he had stolen you away from the party, depositing you back in your shared chambers.
Azriel stares. His demeanor is calm, but his hazel eyes are brimming with fury. You cross your arms, looking right back. A challenge.
“You laughed at something he said.” It sounds silly now that he says it aloud, but it irks him, your eyes lighting and that sweet sound falling from your gorgeous lips because of another male. A more disgusting male. A more untrustworthy male.
“I didn’t mean to,” you reply, a touch softer. You tug on the bond tethering your souls together, but Azriel does not react.
“It was no accident.”
“You know my desires,” is your simple answer. And with it, you tug on the bond again, harder this time, watching how Azriel sways slightly towards you, the way that his throat bobs. A teasing smile threatens to stretch your lips, but instead you bite at your lip, a taunt. “Do you want me to show you?”
There is no waiting for his answer. You slide the shoulders of your dress off, heat pooling between your legs from his heated stare alone. Your nipples tighten as Azriel follows the movements of your manicured nails, the salacious way your body writhes as the buttery fabric slips down your body. Your eyes flutter shut and your lips part in a gasp as the dress slides across your sensitive breasts.
Azriel closes the distance in one step but your hand flies out, planting right over his pounding heart to stop him in his tracks. 
“No,” you whisper as his brows pull tight. “I want to show you.” Punish him, you mean, for ruining your mission.
He grunts roughly, shaking his wings out to dispel some of the frenetic energy rushing through his veins. Your eyes catch on them, and it gives you an idea. Your heart beats with desire, right in time with your mates. 
Stepping forward, you help him out of his leathers. Your movements are slow, a tease of your fingertips across his chest as you reach around him to undo the buttons of his shirt. Azriel growls low as you intentionally brush across the ridges of his wings, and his large hands come to plant themselves on your hips, steadying you so that you don’t touch them again. 
You look up at him through lowered lashes, licking over your lips seductively. Your mate tracks the motion, and his arms tremble with the effort to keep his hands still instead of dipping down between your thighs where your arousal calls to him.
“Sorry,” you whisper against his lips, and when he closes the distance you pull away, kneeling in front of him. 
Gods, do you look fucking delicious on your knees for him like that. Staring up at him with wide eyes and a sinful smile on your lips. You look like you're two seconds away from taking out his length to lick down his shaft and shove him down your throat, and he can’t wait.
He stays silent, patient as you lean forward to mouth at the fabric keeping his throbbing cock contained. Every breath is a shudder, and he doesn’t know what to do with his hands, empty by his sides. He wants to bury them into your hair and guide your head down his cock, but you’ve said that you want to touch him, and until you say otherwise, he will obey.
Azriel’s cock springs free as you pull the leathers from his legs. His glorious, thick thighs on display, packed deep with muscle. You’re soaked, and the urge to grind yourself against him hits full force. Azriel steps out of his trousers and you almost whimper at the sight of his cock pulling away from you, but you remind yourself that you have ulterior motives here.
Your mate helps you to your feet upon your request, and then you’re throwing your arms around his shoulders and kissing him deeply. Distracting him is what you’re doing. Azriel’s hands find your waist and hold you tight, lifting you into his arms with an ease that makes your heart skip. He’s thoroughly occupied with touching your exposed skin and dipping his tongue into your mouth, and then you strike, trailing your fingers across the tips of his wings again.
Instead of ripping his mouth from yours in irritation, Azriel presses further into you, tasting you deep with a noise that you take as approval. Again, you gently finger over the rugged skin of his wings, dipping lower as he raises them for you to touch. 
They’re silky and soft, raised in places where they’d been wounded, but even the silvery scars make him shudder with pleasure. He bites your lower lip, grunting and bucking his hips into yours when you breeze over one of the more sensitive parts of him.
“Bed,” you gasp against his mouth, and he has no complaints.
You seem more than eager, tugging on him with both hands and bond, so Azriel lays himself on the bed, keeping you flush to his chest while he settles. 
It’s perfect for what you want to do.
Azriel bucks but you pull your hips away from his. He groans your name, hands sliding down your sides to curl around your waist and tug you back into his body, but you’re not having it, no matter how much your body craves to be against his.
You chide, “I want to touch, Az, remember?” 
He sighs in frustration. He loves when your hands are all over him, needy and desperate, stroking his cock and leaving marks across his chest, but right now, still annoyed with Rasor and Rhysand and the entirety of the Court of Nightmares, all Azriel wants to do is fill you with his seed until he owns you and you’re screaming his name.
You peck him on the mouth once, twice, pressing your chest flat against his. You shiver at the touch of your hardened nipples against the warmth of his body, but you keep your hips high, hovering above his cock. You can feel the heat it’s giving off, the throbbing uncomfortableness that’s shared down the bond with you, like you might take pity on him and sink down on it.
You won’t.
Instead, you spread his arms wide, tracing the dips and curves of his musculature until your fingers slip off and onto his wings, spread flat against the bed. 
Azriel jumps. Your name is a low warning from his mouth but he doesn’t have the time to say anything else because you’re scratching lightly down the softness of his wings and his words break off into a breathy moan. 
“Fuck, baby.”
And you know he likes it, no matter how much he warns you to stay away. You can feel the heat blooming in your own gut, mirror to his emotions that are drifting down the bond. It feels good, albeit dulled because you’re not him, but it makes your cunt wetter, dripping onto his cock below.
“You feel so good,” you murmur, kissing along his neck. It’s exposed from the way that his head is thrown back at the sensations wracking his body from your touch, and you take full advantage, marking him in the way that he wants to claim you.
“I’d feel even better inside of you,” he curses when you swirl your fingers around the base of his talons, followed by spreading your palms wide and dragging them across the velvety body of his wings again.
“We’ll get there, Az. Soon,” you respond, peeling your torso from his. His hands steel themselves to your hips. He’s afraid that you’re pulling away completely when actually, you’re leaning over one of his wings and brushing your mouth against it.
Your lips on his wings feel like your mouth on his cock—wet, warm, and sensitive. Your touch is gentle, a soft scrape of your nails against the thin skin has him pressing his head further into the pillows, biting through his lip to keep himself from cumming.
The taste of his blood only adds to his arousal.
His body shakes, hands planted so firmly on your hips as you hover above his aching cock that you know he’s leaving bruises. You don’t care, not because he ruined your assignment from the High Lord, but because he is yours just as much as you are his, and you were made to be marked by him.
“If I could make your cum stain my skin, I would,” you whisper against the flesh of his wing. You know he’s heard you because his hips buck higher, seeking out yours, and the debauched moan that slips from his mouth is a song to your soul. “So everyone knows that I am yours, Azriel.”
He cums with a noise that he’s not all too proud of, but his mind is muddled and he’s seeing stars. He spurts hot and white, coating the inside of your thighs and you quake when it splatters on your opening, legs nearly giving out from the feeling alone.
You work him through it, though it feels even more tortuous now, because his wings are sensitive. Your fingers trace pretty lines across the expanse of the leathery skin, tongue lapping across raised scars and dips that have never been touched, so sensitive that he chokes back a whimper, cock twitching, trying to rise again.
It’s as if you’re on top of the world, making your mate cum without touching his raging cock. It’s neglected, red at the tip and weeping still as you slowly retract your touch from his wings. His hands are slack against your waist but his body is taut, rock solid, and there’s a full body blush creeping from his chest and up his neck, embarrassed that he’s cum from your mouth on his wings alone, even if they are the most sensitive part of an Illyrian male. 
But you’re beaming, gaze heavy and hot, aroused at the sight of him undone beneath you. Your cunt clenches with need. Your thighs are soaked and for a fleeting second you regret letting him cum because you need his cock filling you up right this very second or else.
Azriel senses it, as a good mate does. His fingers dig into your hips again before one releases you. He takes his cock in hand, giving it a few rough tugs before guiding you lower. Your head falls back on your shoulders at the feeling of his cum-coated cock nestled against your entrance. Your entire body shudders, but you force yourself to look at your mate, a questioning look in your eyes.
“I need you again,” his voice is rough, strained. Azriel’s cock is sensitive but it’s already filling up again at the touch of your cunt alone. It will be a bit painful until he’s fully erect again, but it won’t be long because you are the most beautiful female he’s ever seen, and your cunt is otherworldly. He’s going to keep you here all night, he decides, and he will take you until the both of you are cum drunk and unable to move. His hazel eyes grow a shade darker at the thought. “Now be a good girl and ride it.”
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