#kierenwalker

[kabrumithrun]

Fic: two steps forward

https://ift.tt/OxywuaL by chesire (kierenwalkers) Mithrun comes back to Melini. Kabru's learned a new trick (or two) to show him. Words: 8383, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Kabru (Dungeon Meshi), Mithrun of the House of Kerensil Relationships: Kabru/Mithrun of the House of Kerensil Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Canon Compliant, Ambiguous Relationships, kabru the lubricant user's debut, Porn With Plot, Top Kabru (Dungeon Meshi), magic used for dubious (sexy) purposes https://ift.tt/OxywuaL

[theblob1958]

was on a blog that hasn't updated in 7 years. perfectly preserved time capsule. there was a w*ncest post immediately followed by johnlock

[imyournelly]

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M A C H I N E; . . . . #intheflesh #kierenwalker #simonmonroe #sieren

[cainroses]

Vote for In The Flesh

Radio Times is hosting a poll about which canceled BBC3 show should be brought back. Even if you don't watch it, please vote for In The Flesh. This show means the world to me and a lot of other people. http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2017-03-14/which-cancelled-british-tv-show-deserves-to-be-brought-back#

[jethro-art]

"You're incredible, Kieren Walker" // In. The. Flesh. 😭 #kierenwalker #intheflesh #art #markers #fanart #thisseries

[lizardwithaknife]

i consider myself well versed in the horror genre and not easily scared but haunting of hill house is tapping into something Deep within me and i haven't been able to go through an entire episode without muting it or looking at my phone to distract myself

[mxriquita]

Is #saveintheflesh still a thing?

[kabrumithrun]

Fic: two steps forward

https://ift.tt/0xrTupb by chesire (kierenwalkers) Mithrun comes back to Melini. Kabru's learned a new trick (or two) to show him. Words: 8383, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Kabru (Dungeon Meshi), Mithrun of the House of Kerensil Relationships: Kabru/Mithrun of the House of Kerensil Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Canon Compliant, Ambiguous Relationships, kabru the lubricant user's debut, Switching, just for a bit, Porn With Plot, Top Kabru (Dungeon Meshi) https://ift.tt/0xrTupb

[wangxianfics]

Hey, I hope this isn't too much of a bother as you probably get a lot of messages/requests, but can you recommend some fics with a focus on 1) a plot that includes the juniors being spectators/commentators to wangxian's developing relationship, and also 2) wwx getting hurt and lwj getting scared/angry/vulnerable because of it? thank you!

Hi nonny! 

We’re going to answer your first question here because we’ve covered the other ask in another post that’s already in our drafts. 

Our recs for “Juniors on Wangxian”:

Canon Compliant 

A Dramatic Reading by pupeez4eva (5+K, Not Rated)

(Post-Canon, Humor, In-Universe RPF, Public Confessions, Getting Together)

Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian make out in a room full of Sect Leaders, Jiang Cheng tearfully declares his love for his estranged brother, Sect Leaders Yao and Ouyang beg for the Yiling Patriarch’s forgiveness, and Lan Qiren openly welcomes a new nephew-in-law into his family.

None of them want to be doing any of this. Thanks to the Juniors, they don’t exactly have a choice.

(Or, wherein the Juniors accidentally write a cursed fanfiction, and everyone has to reenact their parts in it, or potentially cease to exist).

Cut sleeve (m/m), slow burn, pining (lots of pining) by Lucky_Moony (6+K, Teen)

(Canon Compliant, In-Universe RPF, Crack, Fluff, Junior Quartet, Zhuiyi)

Nothing to see here, just Lan Jingyi writing fanfiction about his favorite ship: Wangxian.

Or

How Lan Sizhui discovered his best friend was writing romantic stories about his parents.

the spice of life by whats_the_mintTea (10K, Teen)

(Post-Canon, 5+1, Humor, The Juniors ship Wangxian, Getting Together)

Lan Qiren sputters and turns a livid eye towards his nephew. “Oh?” the doctor interjects before the vein on the other’s temple bulges too much, “And what does Wei Wuxian do with his collection of herbs?”

“Cooking,” Lan Wangji responds placidly, though Lan Sizhui notices a tug of his lips upward. “Crude medicines from the roots for emergencies. He also enjoys a bolder flavor that the Cloud Recesses does not supply.”

“Yeah, Wei-qianbei isn’t trying to overthrow the Lan sect gardeners or anything. He just uses his spices to make us sweat or to make tea for Sizhui,” Lan Jingyi adds defensively.

Or, 5 times Wei Wuxian helps his favorite juniors with the power of spice, and 1 time they helped him back.

coming of age, coming alive by narie (16+K, Teen, WIP - 2/3)

(Canon Compliant, Found Family, Juniors, Coming of Age, POV Outsider)

"That Mo Xuanyu," Jingyi grumbled, "I don't like him. He has the thickest face. And he's dishonest, too - he's no more of a lunatic than I am. So why does he keep pretending anyhow?"

Sizhui hummed his acknowledgement. The way their new guest's moods could shift from shrillness to stunned stillness seemed something other than lunacy to him too. "Hanguang-jun trusts him," he said, when the silence between them made it clear Jingyi desired more conversation.

"I know." It was, apparently, a source of deep frustration for him. "I just can't understand why."

–

The summer they meet Senior Mo, Sizhui breaks the rules against gossiping more than once.

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Modern AU

Operation Old Men by chiharu (37+K, Not Rated)

(Modern AU, Boarding School, Single Parents, Juniors, Everyone Lives, Matchmaking, Family Dynamics, Reunion, POV Outsider)

An ill-fated parent teacher conference reunites Jin Ling's wayward uncle with Sizhui's father. AKA: A matchmaking disaster as told by Jin Ling, Sizhui, and Jingyi.

Jin Ling knows he’s in deep trouble even before reporting to Headmaster Lan’s office, but the words “your uncle will be here soon” still strike the fear of God in him. His only consolation is that Jingyi and Sizhui’s guardians are also in the office, Jingyi’s mom already lecturing her sheepish-looking son. Lan-ayi only stops when Sizhui’s father, a quiet and tall man in white, clears his throat, causing her to engage him in one-sided smalltalk.

This is a disaster. Jin Ling had spent such a nice break at home for Mid-Autumn Festival, and Fairy’s presence had soothed his homesickness after returning to boarding school in Gusu. He knows pets aren’t allowed, but who is going to report Jin Ling when his father pays good money for a private suite in the dorms? Then there was the incident with Jingyi, a box of mooncakes, and a door left ajar. Long story short, he spent an hour chasing Fairy down the halls with Sizhui and Jingyi before finding his dog nosing up to a very angry Headmaster Lan.

you're two steps away but i i'll take three steps towards you by chesire (kierenwalkers) (14+K, Teen)

(Modern AU, High School, Fluff, Humor, Bad Matchmaking, Getting Together, Juniors, POV Outsider)

“Can you imagine Lan Wangji riding a motorcycle?” Jin Ling asks. The three of them stare at each other in dead silence. Sizhui shivers. The thought of the ever-stoic Lan Wangji on a motorcycle, complete with a helmet and leather jacket makes the hairs on the back of Jin Ling’s neck prickle.

Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian are, amazingly enough, not together yet despite the loads of sexual tension between them. Fortunately for Lan Jingyi, this means he can play matchmaker. Unfortunately for Jin Ling, this means he's somehow roped into godawful plans.

For more similar fics check out our disciples and outsider POV tag!

[beverlycrushr]

i was tagged by @timotheechalamed (THANK YOU SM 😊) to list my top fives for some things.

five favorite books:

Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck

The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

Waiting for Godot by Samuel Beckett (for this only, this is a book.)

Emma by Jane Austen

Pál Utcai Fiúk (The Boys of Paul Street) by Molnár Ferenc

five favorite drinks:

coffee

water

water

water

water (what can i say i’m an exciting human being)

five favorite songs (right now):

Tomorrow’s Dust by Tame Impala

Corvus by Recondite

beanz by Kasabian

Fine Mess by Interpol

In Degrees by Foals

five favorite quotes: ah man i’m SO not a quote person it physically hurts

“In an instant, all will vanish and we'll be alone once more, in the midst of nothingness.”   – Waiting for Godot by Samuel Beckett

“After another moment's silence she mumbled that I was peculiar, that that was probably why she loved me but that one day I might disgust her for the very same reason.”   – The Stranger by Albert Camus

“That's it, I guess. Just go on living, whether you feel like it or not”   – The Seagull by Anton Chekhov

“Perhaps this is exactly why our ancestors wiped out the Neanderthals. They were too familiar to ignore, but too different to tolerate”   – Sapiens by Yuval Noah Harari

“Mióta éltem, forgószélben / próbáltam állni helyemen. / Nagy nevetség, hogy nem vétettem / többet, mint vétettek nekem.” (eng)   – Íme hát megleltem hazámat... by József Attila

five favorite people fictional characters:

Loki (Marvel)

John Murphy (The 100)

Fiona Gallagher (Shameless)

Frank Castle (Marvel)

Eleven (Doctor Who)

aaaaand I’m tagging @plaidhug, @stephensking, @harry-strickland, @aannatar, @happycrowley, @nalle, @kidyouhavenoidea, @rommipullo and @kierenwalkered (feel free to ignore if you’ve already done it) + also anybody who sees this and wants to do iiiit! 

[mxtxbang]

SFW53 Team

Writer {Twitter: @missletain | Ao3: @chesire (kierenwalkers) }

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[volchitsarps]

kierenwalkered answered your question: does anyone else have a horse on the left side of...

it’s the tumblr april fools, like a little horse tamagotchi

ohhhh okay, I had a mini freakout thinking it was a virus oops

[cinderswept]

The man, the beast, the thing lumbers down the street, heavy footfalls against the street as it brushes through crowds, throngs of people enjoying the haze of the evening. It’s helmet swings wildly, desperately looking at faces that pass as it clutches at its side. Not finding whatever it is that it seeks, the figure shambles forward again, moving slower as it approaches open buildings, storefronts. In the end, it hurries past a pub, a suspicious doorway crowded with a variety of individuals-- all in a hurry to leave-- and a what appears to be an abandoned cafe. 

It stops finally, frantically reaching out with a large, thickly gloved hand, fingers grasping at the arm of the nearest person it can find. He turns towards the woman, the stranger, desperate.

A face is obscured behind the pane of glass and a layer of condensation from its own breath, just vague features and sickly set of eyes glowing pale that stare down at the woman. Gloved fingers fumble for a moment, working at the latch, before it opens it a crack. Enough for a breathless voice to reach beyond the suit. 

“Needle-- thread-- please--” 

The same hand reaches down, motions towards the tear in the suit. A wound lies beneath, a slash running up its ribs, having cleaved through its thick material of the diving suit, a simple white shirt beneath, and into the flesh. A trail of blood seeps through the shirt and out of view. 

“Please,” the voice begs again, wavering inside the helmet.

[lizardwithaknife]

i wasn’t kidding

[carodrugficrecs]

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Relationships: Hè Xuán/Shī Qīngxuán

Characters: Hè Xuán, Shī Qīngxuán

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies

Summary:

The first time He Xuan had agreed to be Shi Qingxuan’s plus one was back in their third year of university. At that point, Shi Qingxuan had already become a permanent barnacle glued to his side, refusing to let go. He Xuan wasn’t as adept as he is now in dealing with Shi Qingxuan’s various demands (he still isn't’). It had only taken a week of whining and pleading and maybe Shi Qingxuan batting his big, doe-like eyes before He Xuan had finally agreed.

In other words, He Xuan has more important things to do, like preparing for his upcoming moot and studying to become a lawyer but Shi Qingxuan is his usual, careless self.

[languagerp]

jessica henwick - ailidh, if i'm still allowed to reserve an additional face! thanks!

yes, you are! the open reserve is considered separate from the intro meme!