#kids in need of defense
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Just thought about … oh my god. Bakugo’s first real battle with a formidable villain after your kid is born; he’s not exactly “out of shape” (he never quit the gym, routine, etc… just changed it), but he’s thrown down hard in the first couple seconds, and he’s slower to get back into position—taking the time to steady his feet and assess the terrain, pushing out the lil tummy he gained feeding you postpartum delicacies as he cracks his back—
And the villain, god help them, decides to call out to him as they use the few seconds of vulnerability to attack again, screaming, “hey pop pop, don’t tell me parenthood has made you soft! How ‘bout I start calling you ‘daddy,’ too?”
Just as Bakugo’s turning back around with a new fire in his eyes, blood all warmed up, and shooting off to grab them by the throat to end the fight in one single move.
#Bakugo#the whole of Japan has been waiting on Bakugo’s return since he took paternity leave#so this is a big fight for him —- not just in terms of it being a test of his own strength but also because the medias hanging off his back#waiting to put out articles about whether he’s gotten stronger or weaker#they already put out tons about his ‘dad bod’ and the fact he hasn’t been focusing as hard on agility at the gym#hahaha turns out making sure his baby is strong and that you recover has taught him a lot of things#(aside from that you’ve been liking his thicker stature as of late too… aka: phat confidence booster)#and it’s that he can also be an absolute powerhouse at defensive maneuvers alongside attacking#aka: Bakugo gets back from his paternity leave with an all new fighting style 10x more sturdy than two years ago#being a dad has also made his confidence go up about 5000% so he’s become a bit more nonchalant in fights#hence why he’s not afraid to warm himself up before going in for the kill#LMAOOOO I need to let myself be corny#time to wash my hair now tho and check on my v#womiting kitty#gen#kids tw#caitie post
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The Judoflip in HOO
Do you know what always bewildered me? The judoflip scene in HOO. Not only did Annabeth unexpectedly slam Percy (her boyfriend, not an enemy) on the hard ground with her knees pressed to his chest and her arm to his throat as she threated him to never leave her, but also Percy was slammed to the ground ON HIS BACK WHERE HIS MORTAL SPOT ONCE WAS!!! Annabeth didn't know that he didn't have the curse anymore. That could have easily killed him! One misplaced rock could have hit the small of his back, and he would be DEAD!
Not only was this an abusive and concerning reaction to slam Percy on the ground, but it really shows how much Percy's fatal flaw being loyalty can not see how this is WRONG because he laughed! You don't hit your partner if they're being stupid; you don't elbow them in the ribs if they can't guess what you're thinking; you don't kick them in the shins to shut up. AND YOU DON'T JUDOFLIP YOUR PARTNER FOR BEING KIDNAPPED!!!
This isn't a romantic or healthy relationship. It's toxic and unhealthy codependent where Percy will give and give, and Annabeth will take and take until Percy has nothing left.
#anti annabeth#anti percabeth#anti annabeth chase#percy jackson rant#pjo annabeth#pjo percy#percy jackson#fatal flaws#percy jackson deserves better#percy jackson defense squad#heroes of olympus#pjo hoo#hoo#i hate annabeth#annabeth chase#annabeth need consequences to her actions#you don't hurt your partner#she could have killed him!#pjo#annabeth chase bashing#percy jackson and the olympians#annabeth's fatal flaw is pride#that means she never apologizes#that means she can never be wrong#that means that she thinks she's better than everyone#and percy's fatal flaw is personal loyalty#and his loyalty is to annabeth#he will never call her out on her behaviors#not only was he trained not to as a kid by gabe#by he doesn't know that it's an unhelathy relationship
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Prompt:
The first mission the Court send their newly minted Talon on is an assassination attempt on the ward of one Bruce Wayne… Dick Grayson.
Calvin— can’t kill Dick. He can’t.
He didn’t know it would be the boy he grew up in the circus with they want him to murder in cold blood. He didn’t know— didn’t recognize him until the knife was already at his throat.
But he remembers now. And he won’t do it. Never. Never.
He’ll run. Disappear. Dick doesn’t know who he is, it’s better that way, and if he’s lucky the Court will be too busy hunting him to care about the failed assassination.
Unfortunately for Calvin, Dick does remember; Recognizes the Talon.
And he’s not inclined to let his childhood best friend slip through his fingers again after years of believing him dead.
#IT’S CANON THEY KNEW EACH OTHER#if only because they were in the same circus at the same time#but still it COUNTS! 😭😭😭#there’s only a handful of fics tangentially featuring Calvin and so help me I will RECTIFY THAT#Calvin Rose#my sweet summer child#expect more prompts featuring him guys#and fics#also Dick totally throws the Talon at Bruce and Bruce’s adoption instincts kick in point blank#like sorry but that’s a traumatized teen and apparently his earliest childhood memory is being kept locked up in a cage like a dog#sorry Bruce you have another kid now#but at least he’s totally on board with your no kill rule! so there’s that#calvin not knowing his friend and new guardian are vigilantes is stressing him tf out#he’s sure he’s their last line of defense against the court#when in reality—- they’re very much keeping HIM safe#they’re hell bent on allowing him a normal life#prompts#dick grayson#batdad#bruce wayne#Batman#robin#Nightwing#talon#court of owls#batfam#I know this is a niche prompt but more people need to hear about Calvin rose#he’s such a sweetheart for real#presumed dead
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bianca as a commentary on the adultification of demigod kids. bc hades never cared that she was a kid, he cared that she was a chess piece he could use to win a game against his brothers. and it didn't matter that she was a kid, she had to take care of her brother bc he was the back up and she was the only person in nico's life. so she had to take up the role of parent to make up for her mother's loss and her father's shortcomings. and when she's finally offered an out she dies to take responsibility bc it's all she knows. bc she never got to be a kid and she never got to have someone take care of her. and hades is upset she's dead not bc he cares abt her as his child but bc she was his chess piece and she was removed from the board before he got a checkmate.
#do NOT defend hades on this post i will bite u#something abt how ppl are so ready to resent bianca for abandoning nico but forgive her father for abandoning her#anyway bianca as everything except the child she was supposed to be#“it doesn't matter you're my child i need you to be my soldier” the dilemma of the big three kids fr#bianca di angelo#bianca di angelo defense squad#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo hoo toa#pjo books#bianca#big three kids#min talks pjo
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art dump for sleeping sun
#lmk#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#sleeping sun au#lmk wukong#LISTEN.#I KNOW I’VE BEEN INACTIVE#BUT IN MY DEFENSE#i’ve been sad and studying for a big test that i just passed#just have this#my doodles#i need to get re-excited about my au’s#feel free to ask me stuff! it really motivates me
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Do you ever think about how there totally could have been an old classmate of Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth in the audience during like turnabout sister or turnabout samurai. Do you think they would realize? Like “hey, were those the guys in my class in like fourth grade? I kinda remember them. Wonder if they remember each other. But it was so long ago, I doubt they would even care.” Meanwhile Edgeworth and Phoenix are undergoing the most insane mental battles where both of them are going “I recognize my best friend across the courtroom and I desperately want to be close with them again.” And “god he is so god damn annoying I wish he would die already.”
#ace attorney#miles edgeworth#Phoenix Wright#not specifically ship so I won’t tag it but kinda ship if you get it#the classmate usually sits in courtroom trials because they love the drama#and honestly they like miles Edgeworth’s cases cause ‘hey I know that guy’#but of course they don’t like go up and talk to him cause they weren’t really that close and he left kinda abruptly#cause knowing someone for like a year in elementary school and then pestering them about why they left 15 years later is a weird thing to do#course Phoenix comes in and now the classmate now has to deal with the knowledge that the defense and prosecution used to always eat lunch#together and play superhero’s during recess with that really weird kid who was always up to no good#what if one day the classmate was like ‘maybe I should introduce them to each other again. sure that we would all get a laugh or two in and-#-that would be the end of it and they would continue with their lives as normal people. they certainly wouldn’t get super gay and awkward-#-about the whole thing and just be completely chill.’#god what would happen and Edgeworth v state?#the classmate would probably leave the third day like ‘I am a changed person. I can never go back to not knowing so much about this person.’#and like they wouldn’t be able to say or do anything cause like??? how do you even have that conversation???#‘hey I know you don’t remember me but I like sitting in the audience of courtroom trials and I was there for your case and I just want to-#-ask are you good? like honestly do you need someone to talk to?’
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man my pinterest has gotta be so confused…
#skz memes#in my defense#ur honour#i pinky promise#i was looking for pics for tumblr okay#marsy asked#stray kids#animal crossing#the combo i never needed?? lmfao#felix stray kids#kinda fire ngl#straykids bang chan#pinterest
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Guardian Lu Ten AU
Lu Ten, about to pick up the siblings: It'll be good to see the kids again. It has been far too long. They used to be so cute and tiny.
[Sees Zuko with half of his face bandaged and Azula with uneven chopped up hair]
Lu Ten:
Lu Ten, trying to lighten the mood: Did you two get hit by a bus while I was gone?
Zuko and Azula: *cries*
Lu Ten, panicking: I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry-
#in lu ten's defense no one told him the whole situation#just ozai went to jail and the kids need a place to stay#uncle ozai was far worse than he thought#atla#atla au#guardian lu ten au#zuko#azula#lu ten#royal fire family
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Considering the rise of forced-birth, anti divorce extremists in this country, people really need to appreciate the no marriage no bio kids norms/values of the Jedi
#consequently this also might explain just why certain people are so hung up on those values#they hate divorce and love forcing people to have kids#so a culture that has no need for marriage or bio children freaks them out#real life#sw#star wars#wooloo-writes#wooloo writes#abortion#divorce#forced birth extremists#anti republicans#us#us politics#jedi#jedi order#pro jedi#pro jedi order#in defense of the jedi#in defense of the jedi order#jedi appreciation#jedi culture#jedi values#singlehood#unmarried#child free
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A lil spider!Danny for the soul is good for you
#they're in love#need to write a fic for them#Johnny having a thing for ghost spider but hating Daniel still#Daniel would tease him at one point when hearing him gush about ghost spider#Johnny getting all defensive#god I need to write this#karate kid#johnny lawrence#daniel larusso#lawrusso#art#spider man#my art
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Tw: max gao lmfao thanks for that, shitting on the straight white male lead since day one, fine, though already unprofessional enough, but constantly feeling like he has to bring down the rest of the diverse cast to praise his crush, and relishing in the show ending has been beyond insufferable.
[reference to my tags on this post]
I mean lets be real, a lot of the fandom has been shitting on Owen/Rob for years. and plenty of people in fandom would probably say the same things he has over the years without most people batting an eye.
... and tbh that is exactly the problem I have with him because he is not a fandom account. He is a professional tweeting from his professional account. It's bad enough that he outsources what questions to ask his interviewees and then takes credit for being ~such a great interviewer with such insightful questions~ but don't make posts that put down the hard work of actors who you have met and spoken with (and in some cases follow your account) by saying their work "falls flat" on your professional account.
#anon answered#this might be the defensive brian stan coming out in me#but like... brian and other cast members were literally following him on twitter in the past when he would post that shit#(i have no idea if any of them are still on the hellsite cause I will never venture there again)#just make a fucking side account for your stanning or your criticisms dude#tw: max gao#and that's on that tbh cause i dont need to spend any more of my time thinking about this kid#negativity discourse all the bad words#911ls
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Okay so I always talk about how Tech gives me the vibes of being pretty calm unless it comes to his wife (Phee) or his siblings, so I was just imagining Tech getting a bit heated in a situation like that and Phee is basically like 😮😍😏
#like she can definitely handle herself we all know this#but there’s just something about tech getting all defensive#I think of how my mom is with my dad since he’s very calm but the SECOND one of us kids or she is being disrespected he’s a different man#and my mom is super tough she doesn’t need any defending but she likes knowing that my dad can and will defend us#tech and Phee just remind me so much of my parents it’s actually crazy#they also remind me of my maternal grandparents#star wars tbb#star wars the bad batch#the bad batch#tbb tech#tbb phee#phee genoa#tech x phee#techphee
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there’s probably something deeply wrong with me because every time i see someone react to the pok gukgak interrogation scene it’s like “oh no oh my god is riz’s dad a bad guy?” when the first time i saw that scene my only thought was “oh my god is riz’s dad HOT??”
#i mean admittedly my instinct was that he was lying about what he was saying & he was a good guy (which i was right about) but#it truly was like pok: i don’t give a shit about my wife & kid i only care about this job / me: pok gukgak save me… save me pok gukgak#fantasy high#dimension 20#pok gukgak#riz gukgak#in my defense i really love spies so watching someone convincingly act indifferent about the most important part of their life… CRAZYYY#but i still feel like i’m setting back feminism so many years but also. he got acid splashed on his face & didn’t even flinch… that’s hot#guy who would literally go through hell & back bc it’s for the greater good but would also if he had to do it for the people he loves#but like. the greater good always came before the people he loves. that was the job. he loved them so much but he also missed so much#how much WAS he willing to sacrifice for the sake of the job? work is a great form of love but it can’t be the only form#especially for a young kid. but yea idk i have complicated feelings#pok gukgak u r so fascinating to me#pok sklonda riz & work as a form of love or whatever#truly would not work as a campaign & would be better as a book but young pok young kalina young sklonda… i need to know EVERYTHINGGG#the shameful thirst post -> character rumination journey of these tags is truly Something but also par for the course w/ my brain
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Okay now I'm curious about your TMA/Gravity Falls crossover. Is it like the cast of TMA get a cartoony summer adventure or is it like the cast of Gravity Falls have to deal with The Horrors? Or is it something else?
See this fic enchants me because it’s sort of both. One of the Rules of the fic is that the characters absolutely must maintain the conventions of their genre. So it’s the TMA universe and all of its grimdark cosmic horror grappling with the metaphysically displaced Mystery Twins, who operate on cartoon logic.
So it’s a lot of:
Elias: As you can see, you are all quite trapped. Under the contract, you cannot quit and you cannot kill me, so I suggest you all--
Mabel and Dipper: *exchange a look*
Dipper, stonefaced: *shrinks him with the size changing gem*
Mabel: *picks him up by his blazer and puts him in a jar*
The TMA crew: *staring*
Dipper, clapping once: so that's him handled.
Tim, completely broken, having to sit down: what
Dipper: I mean he can't do his evil machinations when he's like two inches tall in a jar and he's not going to die either so--oh uh Mabel? You put holes in that jar right?
Mabel, already going through Elias’s wallet and pocketing the cash: I can't be expected to think of everything Dipper
Dipper: I'm sure he's fine there, there was some air to start with and--we'll add holes. We'll add some holes
#Mabel and dipper have to grapple with the horrors but the horrors have to grapple with them#it’s Mabel and Dipper stuck in the TMA universe with Jon—who panicked—as their fake dad#look in his defense he was half mad with paranoia and had no legal explanation as to how he suddenly had kids past ‘uhhh I was a teen dad.’#‘the adoption was open. they’re visiting.’#Elias spends the entire time absolutely vibrating with frustration because those are not his fucking kids and they’re causing him so much#fucking trouble. but everyone chalks his skepticism up to racism because dipper and Mabel look white and Jon doesn’t#meanwhile Stan and ford are trying to illegally universe hop to save the kids#Gerry Keay is there because he fell in with ford when he accidentally hopped into the TMA universe years back#they were fake dad and son and ford took him with him when he finally escaped#they got separated when he needed to get cancer treatment#ford left him in a utopia and it was just. too perfect. Gerry just wants a world that’s a normal amount of fucked up. he’s chewing the walls#of this place. the alternative music scene is nonexistent because there’s nothing to rebel against. he can’t live like this. its too perfect#ford recruits him to help save the kids with the promise of a world that was a semi normal amount of fucked
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“You simply must honor the cock.”
Fantasy High: Junior Year | ep. 16
#i almost shared Ally’s need for a barf break this was so out of left field#and emily’s immediate ‘that’s my husband baby!’ bless her bless them#also this is all in character to me#riz gukgak#the bad kids#dimension 20#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#brian murphy#emily axford#the intrepid heroes#vid#also murph’s wild swing in defensive strategies from appealing to logic to straight up ‘shut UP NUH UH’ just beautiful
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some ace attorney pokemon teams i did for fun !
most of the pkmn i picked are purely based off of vibes but there are some meaning to some of them :D
if u have any suggestions for pkmn who would work better please lmk !! id love to hear peoples suggestions
#ace attorney#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#maya fey#pokemon#i think the one im most unsure abt is edgeworths lucario#i dont know how well it suits him ?? but i didnt know what else to put#and yes plusle and minun are supposed to represent edgeworth + phoenix respectively#i imagine they caught them as kids and kept them on their team ever since#i also thought it might be interesting for miles + phoenix to have matching aegislash#shield form for phoenix and blade for miles#to represent defense / prosecution#but i was like do they rlly need Two matching pokemon ?? hm
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