#kiddies amirite

[piarles]

NOOOOO

[shima-draws]

So uhh this was totally unplanned but apparently I’ll be posting a Tododeku Christmas oneshot tomorrow. It’s super fluffy. (Hastily and quickly written, but fluffy nonetheless.)

[izzzuku]

tum,,m y , tummy is

u p s e t t i

[petalbirdie]

So. Botbots, amirite? It took… 5 minutes from finishing ep 1 to slam-dunk my baby boy in there like the well-adjusted adult I am so ANYWAY enjoy botbots Fortress Maximus! He’s the size of a 6 year old and his alt mode is a plastic kiddie playhouse that looks like his g1 titan base mode (and his “tank treads” turn into an attached slide.) Also featuring a Burgertron for scale.

[wraith-of-christmas-future]

So...  I’ve been thinking... Here we go again - amirite ? aHEM. When Charlie pretty much makes a b line for Wayne once he realizes who he is. Aside from the act of sheer retribution at his state of mind. The scene where he welcomes him into his fold of children. 

                      You cannot tell me otherwise that there is some twisted form of satisfaction that he dubs Vic’s son as his own, more so than the others and not just because of their previous feuds. Because that would be the most obvious factor to conclude. Though I would suggest such feud does aid in his anger easily aroused, that in his unhinged, more prolonged state of delusion.  My personal opinion on the matter, he sees himself as the father and Vic as the mother. As a couple - of course at that point he may witness Vic closer to Cassie if not due to their sour encounters. A distorted phase of what he welcomes because he has known no other form of love per say. His mother abused him, his first wife abused him , Jo took that flight once she refused the ring -- so why would Victoria McQueen be any different ? But as I’ve stated in a few of my threads, how I portray that relationship between them. Charlie is much like a child himself in that particular department. Eager for any attention he can receive. Both bad and good. Even if he spews vile rebuke toward her to get it. He wants her focus on him and only him. He wants the chase, the thrill. Even during his final moments on her bridge , I sincerely think he cared too much about Victoria McQueen.                 ---       and that ladies and gentlemen.. creepers,kiddies and ghouls.. is what I base a lot of my headcanons under. You cannot tell me any differently. It’s a deranged way of attempting to court the woman he fell for despite all that expired prior.

[wavebiders]

Operation: "Ignore the Shitty Live Action Winx Show and Just Rewatch the Cartoon for the First Time in Almost a Decade" part 71:

Stella Voice: Solar Flare!

Oh hey, I'd almost forgotten about the Solaria storyline!

Bloom did not just ruffle Stella's hair, and Stella did not just blush about it

She's in love your honor

Obsessed with the idea of pre-show Bloom teaching herself to juggle using her pet bunny. That girl had way too much time on her hands before Stella dragged her to Alfea

*ignores the romance drama* So did Aisha just permanently start bunking with Musa?

All the guys: Girls. Different species, amirite?

Helia: Do not align yourselves with me

"What's wrong with glitter?" Timmy is me about F*te

Stella uses the exact same pet name for Brandon, as she does for Bloom. She's dating them both, it's canon

The people of Solaria trusting Stella🥺 She's gonna be a great queen someday

Good to see one of Stella's spells is literally just her shipname with Bloom

Blink is the coolest fucking power in anything ever and Stella deserves it

...Maybe Radius and Stella are a cute father/daughter duo after all

Bloom just called Stella her(and the other Winx's) girlfriend, after Stella jumped into her arms. This episode has all the rights

Not just vriendin either. Vriendinnetje. That's either a kiddie word for female friend or a romantic term mainly used by teens adssfg

[anti-anti-a-la-bi-bi]

mmmm kiddie porn amirite fellow normal person

[time-to-write-and-suffer]

how did you come up with the names for your ocs? did you choose them based on meaning or because you liked how they sounded? Also i remember ur post about an enemies to lovers potential wip? Could you perhaps tell us a bit more about it and some of the potential ocs in the story if ur comfortable of course. Also which oc have you found the easiest an hardest to write? Thank you! Hope u have a great day <3

1-2) I usually pick names based on both sound and meaning, though usually sound comes first. I also try to go by culture/origin, depending on what my inspiration is! I don't like coming up with names, they usually sound silly in my head and you can never know if they mean something bad or embarrassing in a different language. Then again, there are real names that mean weird things in other languages, so ...

3) I want to write an enemies-to-lovers WIP because I'm a villainfucker at heart, but I already have a bunch of active WIP ideas that feel more pressing, so I haven't been thinking a lot about any new concepts. However, I am considering putting my Hades/Persephone retelling on the shelf for the foreseeable future (I want it to be a comic/webcomic, and idk when, if ever, I'll be able to make it reality), so maybe a spot for a new WIP will open up soon!

The problem with an enemies-to-lovers thing is that it has to fit my own standards, it has to be just right to work, and it has to have characters that I feel really passionate about. Those things don't just drop into my lap, ya know? I want it to be something special and something that I can truly pour myself into. It has to hit every note and be satisfying and fun and that's a tall order that I don't want to rush into just because it's all the rage right now.

4) I think the easiest OCs to write are usually my protags, cuz unlike a lot of writers(#notlikeotherwriters), I usually make my protags the most personally compelling to me and don't like to overshadow them with more interesting side characters. Like, why are they the protag if they're not the best/most interesting character, amirite? The most fun and ease I've had writing are probably Kestrel from the dragon WIP, because she's just naturally annoying and confident and I find her voice and mentality simple, and Kit from Princess Machine, because she's both funny but anxious and a lot of the time I can just copy my own mental mechanisms and thoughts and write them out into her voice.

The hardest to write are probably the side characters, as a consequence of my aforementioned hyperfocus on the main characters. I always find it difficult to expand my casts to include more people, which is why I have yet to write any epic fantasy with an ensemble cast. I want to try one day, but for now, I'm still stuck in my kiddie pool of 6 people per story lmao.

Thank you for the questions, and I hope you have a great day too! ^^ <3

[nycitalianvoice]

Ohh it’s Easter Sunday. Get dressed up and visit ya ma 💐🤌 bring ‘er flowers, she’s yo ma spazzino.

Smoke a fat one too, fo’ Jesus. He wouldn’t make cigars Fockin’ delicious if he didn’t wan’ us t’ smoke ‘em.

scuse me, my 12 nieces an’ nephews are here. EYYYY He is risen amirite? Go find da freegin’ eggs, kiddies. Don’t touch the raccoon traps, yo choppt off fingas will be used as bait! Haha jus’ kiddin’ I’ll drive ya to da ER.

Hope you all have celebrated dis day, in whatever way you please. 💐🇮🇹🇺🇸🤌💛💚💜💖 ‘appy Easta!!!!!!!!!

[xwhitewolfv]

The Best Quotes (In Context and Out of Context) of 2021

Quotes from friends, family and the Internet that I found amusing this year.

Quotes part of the same conversation are grouped together with a [  ]. 

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- “In the BENNINGING” *vine boom sound effect*

- “This rather large named person”

- “I think I’ve actually forgotten how short and tiny and elf like you are”

- *LOUD COUGH* “So the weather...amirite?”

- “Do you have any last words? Ha Just kiddi-” *DIES*

- “Alright shitheads lets go”

- “Pffft, it’s from a woman” *tosses imaginary book in the air* 

- “get ready for the ding ding” 

- “wanna give me a bowel transplant 🥺🥺💩👉👈”

- “Somebody needs to turn their fucking reverb down”

- “WHeeRE ArE YooU KiiiNg JuLIaAAAAAAaaAn”

- “It's polluting my ear things..my ear- what did you call it? Eardrums”

- “I got no dirt to fill the holes with”

- “There's this one where they look like aliens and he is kissing them”

- “Thas pretty Khepresh”

- [ “Oh I wish I was apart of that royal family” 

“Oh yeah the King married his daughter-” 

“Oh, not that royal family” ]

- “She drippin’”

- “I want pickles”

- “omg that was so funny I had a caesar”

- “the human centipede is the new shakespeare”

- “Ugh, you’re so boring” **murders entire family** 

- “Mr Bungle”

- “I have command block in my ribcage”

- [ “I’m iron deficient what slurs can I say?”

“Vitamin? More like vita-non” ]

- “I would like to inquire on what the canine companion is currently partaking in?”

- “How the bling blong?”

- “It’s kind of loose and sticky”

- *Looks up to the ceiling, woefully yelling* “BARNABY”

- “Spingle”

- “I’m just sitting here….at your service...notice me”

- “Smeng meng”

- “The Grand Mufti...He created mufti day”

- “I did so much today. I got a girlfriend, proposed and eloped, moved in with her, then killed her brother by drowning him in the pool. Redecorated the bathroom. It was great”

- “Now I'm just lying here and I’m really angry…..and FULL of caffeine”

- “Can you not have the disco lights on while we pray?”

- [ “Do u know stigmar?”

“Who stigmar”

“...Is this one of those ligma things I swear to God-”

“Stigmar balls in yo mouth” ]

- “I’m the best vroomer”

- [ “I drive trains” 

“Is it fun?” 

“Well, a lot of people are trying to jump in front of them at the moment..” ]

- “I’m a Spartan man, like what do you want from me? I just go to the shopping mall and kill helots”

- “Can we pretend like airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?”

- [ “Babies removed via c-section isn’t birth but a release date”

 “nahh, we were removed”

 “-like a parasite” ]

- “She’s dead now, BUT-”

- “I always take a pic of myself mid mental breakdown for the crying album I have with myself 🤞”

- “That’s a pain in the CRACK” 

- “Pigeon Poo”

- “Glady the Baddy”

- “Haha big boi cling clang”

- “I’m sticking to the Jews”

- “Omg who gave Kermit a gun?”

- “Happy removal day, tumour baby”

- “Diony(SUS)”

- [ “I live in your walls”

“That’s so emo” ]

- “Helo i am Justin Beiber i want to See you at your house for a FREE concert !! bUt, i lost my Credit Card please pay me $5000 so i can come to your house for a FREE concert !!”

- “The sun was SHINING out of her ass”

- “-but the Tay sach was ok”

- “MMM ah yes the floor looks very floor today” 

- “Speaking of vatos👯‍♂️; Flaco🕴, I'm still holding it down 🙇‍♀️for you boo👅💋. Ey but when you get out 🚶‍♂️of la pinta 🏢🥷, I'll be holding it up🙋‍♀️🙆‍♀️👀. So anyways, not to be a sucia🗑🤢, but anyways-”

- “I literally will deport you”

- “Alternate? more like altershit 😎” *Immediately gets killed*

- “I wanna grill and chill”

- “And you don’t seem to-” *Proceeds to sing the entirety of Boa’s Duvet*

- “Even in a hurricane of frowns I’ll know that we’ll be safe and sound DOOT DO DOOTDOOTO DO-” *Proceeds to sing the entirety of safe sound*

- “🎤sawarasenai🥰kimi😸wa⛓shoujo👻na💅no?✨böKù🌸Wâ🧚ÿARiçHiñ🤴BįCChī😾ńO😩oSû🚣Dà🎉YO💦”

- “I need my files waltened right now-”

- “The word ‘British People’ is an oxymoron”

- “If lockdown don’t finna end soon the bats aren’t gonna be the only thing hanging from the powerlines-”

- “Hi my name is Disney Channel and you’re watching ‘I wanna die, fuck you’”

- “Hello! How was the porn?”

- “Does God have an asshole?”

- “Pravosmukalka”

- [ “God I just know I did so shit in that exam”

“...Do you want head?” ]

- “I’ve got the Jesus in the car don’t worry”

- “I’m going to vaccinate you against puberty”

- “Don’t👏 believe👏 everything👏 you 👏see 👏online 👏women don’t actually get periods , now...who wants to prove me wrong with a pic? ☺️❤️”

- “The Black-eyed Priest? He’s got that boom-boom.. Pray”

- [ “So what if you’re good at angles”

“That was so unrelated wha-”

“YOUR MUM” ]

- “We are a rare bunch, us emos. Our species is dying”

- “You’ve become the multiple choice lady now”

- “we can share our bowels like the human centipede 😜🥰”

- “The Farton Files”

- “HSC ENGLISH MODULE 1 QUESTION: Explain how Death Grips has conveyed a unique human experience through their song Inanimate Sensation”

- “I 🥡 sank 😀 to 😁 the 🦾 floor🦽 completely 🏪 dazed 🥴 my 🌅 dad 🧑‍🔧 was 😍...gay? 💝 my 🔆 dad Ⓜ️ was 😜 gay 🏳️‍🌈”

- [ “What are your pronouns? I want to talk shit on you-”

- “Never talk about me. I don’t exist”]

- “Meet me AtT oUR SpooOt, caUghT a ViBe, babY lamnenokudobai lemenzndzzn-”

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[mysmedrabbles]

RFA Reacting to MC Growing Up an Orphan

requested: by anonymous

a/n: oof this actually turned out really cute so here ya go lads! enjoy!! if you’d like to buy me a coffee click here

warnings: light alcohol mention, but filled with fluff and comfort and kindness (saeyoungs delves more into abuse and emotions)

-somft mod alex

Jumin

-its a semi drunken night when you tell him, you’d finally gotten Jumin to loosen up after a long workday, and were now on the couch together, Jumin’s head on your chest as you ran your fingers through his hair lazily, letting the alcohol dull your mind as you listen to him rambling about his childhood

-it must have been an offhand comment you made that sparked his attention, making him rise from the comforts of your lap as he stares at you incredulously. you sheepishly tell him your story, and although he’s sensitive with you as to not upset you, he’s horrified to learn that you were constantly neglected in your childhood, growing up without a place you could actually consider a home

-he listens to you, quietly concerned as the alcohol hits him hard, and the next thing he knows he’s passed out on your shoulder.

-when he wakes up he has only a faint recollection of you telling him of your past, but he doesn't bring it up; partially because of a raging headache and partially because he didn't want to upset you, you looking so at peace reading something on your phone, a loving smile forming on your lips as you sense him watching you

-he’s not one to go in full steam ahead (well- he is, but he reAlly wants to be subtle with this) but he tries his best to make living together feel as homey as possible

-he talks to Yoosung, the Professional at all things Family, and realizes that he should tone down the money spending to ensure your comfort and instead use that time to do things together, bond over small dumb things. 

-knows that as much as he would want to go back in time and fix your childhood, give you the love you deserved, find you a home, the past cannot be changed. so instead he opts on building the sense of family between the two of you

-he takes you to ikea (Saeyoungs idea), and the two of you find new furniture, something that fits your tastes as well, to redecorate the penthouse. 

-imagine jumin trying to assemble ikea furniture 

-he gets frustrated with having to do things like a commoner, but bless him he’s trying his best to do it for you, and the way your face lights up whenever the two of you do something “domestic” or “familial” makes it all worth it. it’s a learning curve for him too, and despite his protests he cant help but admit that he was missing a lot from his childhood too but it brings him peace knowing he’ll soon be building a family with you ;^)

-he’s not willing to get rid of the giant aquarium pillars, however he lets you get them some cool aquarium furnishings and plants

-goes grocery shopping with you more often, and overall spends more time with you, even telling chef to take the weekends off from now on, opting to cook together instead, and even though most of the time things end up burnt or tasting weird, all that matters is that the two of you have fun

-everyone thinks he’s lost his mind, including for the RFA, who's in the corner crying because “What happened to our cold emotionless Jumin Why Is He SO Domestic”

-teaches you to waltz 

-the day you make an offhand comment about how you consider him your family, he stops and starts tearing up, pulling you into a tight hug as you confusedly kiss his cheek, only slightly worried about him

Jaehee

-it was one of the first things the two of you really talked about, a kind of bond forming over past trauma and losing a part of your childhood. 

-she’s a very action forward woman, knows that she can’t change the past, but she sure as hell can help you heal from it. 

-she takes you to show you all her favourite sweets from her childhood, and takes you to spots she loved sitting in as a kid, trying to share these experiences with you

-she challenges you to a race to see who can climb to the top of a tree the fastest, and it’s one of the few times you see her truly free, giggling as she watches you struggle up the branches, meeting you with a kiss when you finally reach the top, and with her it feels like nothing else in the world matters, that in that moment the only ones that exist are her and the sunset, making her smile shine, casting an ethereal glow on her face as she caresses your cheek lovingly.

-tries to take more breaks to spend more time with you, building more memories in places that most people deem “kiddie places”

-yes im saying she takes you to SkyZone and/or a ball-pit

-she gets lost in the ball-pit, slowly sinking lower and lower as you have to dramatically rescue her

-diner dates, sharing a milkshake and relaxing together after a long day of work, and although none of it can bring back the past, her devotion to giving you fu childhood related memories lessens the pain, and the memories that you build with her of course will always last forever 

Yoosung

-he’s always so excited about meeting your family, about joining two families and building a new one- with this boy its always about family, so how the hell do you bring up that you dont actually have one?

-when you do finally tell him, he stops in his tracks, trying to process how that could be

-he’s a good listener, bless him, and he listens to your story, how you were mostly in and out of orphanages and foster families and grew up a child of the System. 

-at first he doesn’t know what to do with the information, and feels the deep pangs in his chest when he realizes that you missed out on so many things growing up, things that he took for granted

-you already view him as family, (frankly its hard not too, his general attitude towards you, the constant loving gazes, the way the two of you were always there for each other, mixed with the annoying comments of the RFA on how the two of you are “so married” making it hard not to), but he still sets out to make you feel like his family is yours

-this means he introduces you to his family.

-he knows how nervous you are the day before, and calls ahead without you knowing and tells his family to take it easy and not overwhelm you

-however they still do- overwhelm you with love i mean

-his grandma is immediately sizing you up and telling you to eat more, asking what size sweaters you wear and his dad is making silly jokes at your expense, yoosung holding your hand as him and his dad go back and forth one teasing,  one protecting you. his mum is smiling, holding a wooden spoon as she steps out of the kitchen, calling yoosung to help her with the cooking

-his sisters dote on you, introducing you to their husbands as their children run around in the background screaming in happiness, yelling at you to join them in playing tag, and their gleeful laughs draw you in. stopped by yoosung as you run into him, almost making him drop the mashed potatoes, and the look on your face is priceless, making the whole day worth it

-you get along with his oldest sister spectacularly, and you have your time to joke about yoosung as you ask his grandma for embarrassing stories of yoosung. (you enjoy watching his get increasingly flustered as he tries to hide in the crook of your neck)

-you and his parents have a long chat, ending in them hugging you and telling you just how much they appreciate you and the way you’ve made his son grow. the two of you seem so happy together, perfect even.

-it’s almost one in the morning when the two of you start heading home. as the two of you walk to your car, he colds you close to his side, placing small kisses on your cheek as he watches you smile softly.

- “mc i know, i know that you,, may not have had a family growing up but know that,, know that you always have a family in us, you’re a part of my family now, and you’ll always have us. we’re not going anywhere.”

Seven

separate post [here]

Zen

-he’s a good listener, and listening to you talk about growing up poor and alone breaks his heart

-he can empathize, he had to grow up too fast, but he can’t even begin to imagine what you had to go through

-he’s there for you, always trying to make you feel better, and even though you never had a true family, he always lets you know that you’ll always have a family in him, even though you aren't legally married yet, nothing can stop him from calling you his family

-he’s not one to go all big and grand, he knows that logically you can never get that time back, but that doesnt mean you dont deserve that same childish delight that most people get 

-he’s one to treat you closer than ever, like true family, constantly reminding you that he loves you and protecting you from everything he possibly can, doing everything in his power to make sure that you’re protected from pain

-carnival date!!!!

-he takes you out to the carnival, playing all the booth games with you, making it a competition who can win more (the winner being no one)

-you get your face painted, a cliche green butterfly under your left eye, zen getting a matching red butterfly under his left

he ends up just buying you a large teddy bear, unable to have actually won you one (he’s extremely ashamed of himself but its the thought that counts)

-the two of you go on a carnival food spree, buying a little bit of everything as you walk hand in hand to the ferris wheel, (eating with a view amirite)

-please know that he’ll always do anything in his power to keep you safe and make sure you know you’re loved. you’re his family and, along with the RFA he’s yours.

[emmyrosee]

i saw this stan acc on instagram post a bunch of slides that were like “if roman was real marry me!” or something but they said marry me for like every bill character INCLUDING pennywise........ girl u tellin me u really wanna marry the literal personification of fear whos most common form is a clown,, okay......

I honestly love the pennywise fandom

Y’all got some of the cutest headcanons, FREAKIEST creations (in all ways of the word HA) and I genuinely wish I had a fraction of the talent you kids have, fax no printer.

I absolutely get what you mean anon; it certainly isnt for everyone! Hell, my IT demon would be a spider and that fact alone is enough for me to like, not have fun with my life anymore, but hey! That’s the beauty of preferences amirite

we have fun kiddies; you’re all cool as hell in my book😘❤

[finalsorrow]

J man in swim trunks = Poolius. he got an amazeballs backstroke, all y'all haters and peeps who clown get banished 2 da kiddie pond. he also da main star in every water zumba class. more like H2WOAAAH amirite. just accept his awesomeness and y'all will get on swimmingly (har har har). Poolius Casear in da howse whoop whoop. needo for speedo. all ladies 'n gents be givin him /goggle/y eyes. dey all be thinkin it's an episode of BAEwatch. but our Boi(TM) teaches ya that life can be a real BEACH

[spiderman-homecomeme]

🌧️🍭🔪 :)

🌧 How do you like to spend rainy days?

in bed or on the couch in PJs either writing/reading, watching a movie, or playing video games uwu

🍭 What’s something you regularly treat yourself to or with?

a lot of Ben & Jerry’s lmao TOO MUCH like, sometimes my roommate and I will just text each other after a long day and as “ice cream?” and one of us will come home with two cartons

the kinda pints i down in one go amirite 

🔪 What’s a weird or ridiculous way you’ve gotten injured?

When I was in 2nd grade I jumped into a kiddie pool that was way too shallow to jump into and broke my baby toe?? it’s dumb but idk if it fits the criteria of weird or ridiculous hahaha

thanks for the ask, friend!! 

send me an emoji

[seoulhyungs]

Sugar Daddy!Ten

(that lip bite P L E A S E)

requested: nope! but this is from y’all who don’t want lulah writing about ten (yes i remain salty)

Jaehyun vr. | Taeil vr. | Jungwoo vr. | Johnny vr.  | Taeyong vr. | m.list

warnings: sigh idk why i add these anymore

TEN!!!

y’all really take him for a bottom

lmao fakes

anyways

TEN

he’s LITERALLY so rich he could probably buy all the stars in the sky for you

which he probs will

knowing what a sweetheart he is <3

so

ten the type to go on “personal trips” to exotic ass places and you sure ass hell are joining him

you’re practically each other’s arm candy

need a man to show off to your family at reunions? he’s the man for the job!

he’s got a charity event to go to and needs a plus one? he’s coming to you

those kinda days end w some passionate ass sex so

who’s complaining amirite?

he’s an overall passionate guy

will gladly pay for your tuition

probs paid off your student debt

even though you guys don’t live together, more than half of your shit’s in his penthouse

more than sex, he’s looking for someone to rely on

he needs a friend :,)

anyways

BEDROOM STUFF !

like I said before, he’s a really passionate man

and every move he makes is fluid and graceful

he even fills you up gracefully ya feel?

just rolling in the sheets with him is an experience

rolling in HIS sheets is the best experience you’ve ever had

he prides himself on prepping you

like his FINGERS get you off faster than any vibrator or toy could

his smile literally shines so brightly but don’t be fooled by his innocence he WILL edge you till you’re begging for his dick

likes to cum everywhere other than in you

he maybe your daddy but he doesn’t wanna be a DADDY yet

his soul focus is you and his career

anyways

has kinks but he’s a busy man

he’s got places to be and people (you) to fuck

into office sex

will call you into his room

will make you suck him off while he’s on an important decision making call

his knees buckle at the sight of you riding him

but he prefers being on top

loves folding you in half 🤑👋🏼

also into eye contact!!

he’s got beautiful eyes oh my GOD

anyways

has the stamina of a cheetah so you’re not leaving that bedroom for a week

and when he’s done with you

your knees buckle faster than a seatbelt

smirks watching trying to walk

AFTERCARE <3

after all that smirking, he’ll probs carry you bridal style to the bathroom like the gentleman he is

places you on the marble counter and runs a bath for you

ten the type to keep kiddy bubble bath shit like those Disney ones

bc why not he’s a child at heart <3

god I love him so much

anyways

ones you’re both in there, you’re both letting your inner kid out bc you’re CUTE AS FUCK :-)

probs leads to heavy makeout sessions

and more sex <3

he cares about you a LOT, the kid’s got a big heart :,)

[criticallyalexandrite]

Idc the Diamonds should be shattered

For real though I’ve never seen an SU stan give a good legit reason for why the Diamonds shouldn’t be shattered. All the reasons I’ve seen amount to “I refuse to understand that the Diamonds are slaveowners because X reason.” I personally think on the Homeworld gems who are only doing what they’re told out of fear should be given a chance. But not the Diamonds, because there is nothing forcing them to be slaveowners. I also don’t give a shit about posts where people say that a character being an alien makes them not abusive. By that logic Bill Cipher isn’t abusive cuz he’s a demon. Do you see how dumb and semantics focused that reasoning is now? Besides, the gems have a very similar mindset to humans. Their emotions function similarly to humans. The only thing stopping the Diamonds from caring about other organic life forms is their pride. Pride is the only motivation they have for enslaving and destroying other planets. Also there is the fact that they are slaveowners. Being a slaveowner HISTORICALLY isn’t something a person should be allowed to come back from. Another thing I’ve noticed with Diamond stans is they tend to not understand how serious and unforgivable slavery abuse actually is. Everytime you ask them to explain how they think the Diamonds aren’t slaveowners they’ll be like “the Homeworld gems are just servants uwu.” Like y’all do know that servant is another word for slave yes? And even if it wasn’t you prove that you have a fundamentally flawed understanding of what abusive work ethic is by comparing the Homeworld gems to regular workers. Regular workers are allowed to quite and get a different job if they want to. Disabled workers are welcomed not accommodated or discriminated against in a healthy work environment. The Homeworld gems are not allowed to do either thing. The Diamonds are now established to normally kill off colors AKA disabled gems on the spot if they are “too off color.” Peridot most likely only got a break cuz despite her  not being able to shapeshift she was useful enough that the Diamonds tolerated her. But tolerating someone who’’s a minority cuz they’re useful is not proof someone is good. So, Diamond stans who use the Diamonds sparing Peridot or Pink as proof they’re good can fuck right off. Tolerance is not the same as genuine kindness and it never will be. Plus if we’re gonna go with some dumbass “all the Diamonds secretly hate colonizing” narrative then that makes the Diamonds worse morally. Cuz if they want to secretly stop colonizing but continue to colonize any way to save face that proves even more so that their motive is pride. Plus my other problem with people who say the Diamonds SOMETIMES being merciful towards their slaves? it sounds like gaslighting. That special kind of gaslighting that toxic people do where they do “Well your abuser is sometimes merciful so that means they’re not actually abusive.” But I 100% disagree with that black and white thinking. It is not morally grey to have an abusive character that sometimes treats their abuse victim decently. That is actually a form of manipulation that abusers use. It’s their way of making you question yourself for thinking they’re abusive. Even if they’re not consciously doing it, they’re subconsciously doing it. Which is still just as serious and should not be treated as proof that they’re secretly good. Stop diminishing the harm abusers do just cuz they pretend to be nice sometimes. And last but not least my most hated reason Diamond stans use for wanting the Diamonds redeemed SU stan: But I like them so I want them redeemed. To that I have to say, and? Believe it or not I like Yellow Diamond. I like her cuz she’s the only Diamond that the show isn’t forcing you to pity 24/7. Yes unfortunately she got redeemed which I’m still pissed about. I was really hoping she would turn down Steven’s offer of mercy. But gotta ignore character agency to have that aesop handled with kindergarten morals level execution amirite. So yeah, you liking the Diamonds still isn’t a justifiable reason for wanting the crewniverse to redeem the Diamonds. You can like a horrible tabusive character and recognize they need to be held fully accountable for their actions. That means no going ”But the abusive character is depressed/has some other mental illness and or neurodivergency!!” ”But the abusive character is an abuse victim!” ”But the abusive character had a tragic backstory!” ”But the abusive character mistreated their victim out of love!” ”But the abusive character is inhuman so you can’t judge them via using human morals!” ”But the abusive character is probably only abusive out of ignorance!” ”But the abusive character doesn’t understand empathy!” ”But the abusive character is attractive!” (Yes I’ve actually seen people use that last one not just for the Diamonds but for many other abusive characters that shouldn’t be redeemed,.) But my problem with Diamond stans is…none of you do that. You SAY that you liking the Diamonds doesn’t mean you excuse their actions but your actions show the opposite. Everytime you demonize an SU crit for wanting the Diamonds shattered you prove that you don’t want the Diamonds held accountable. Everytime you tell SU crits that it’s a kiddie show so of course the Diamonds can’t be shattered on screen you don’t hold the Diamonds accountable. (Besides that second one really doesn’t work considering the show has shown very disturbing imagery to the kid viewers in the fandom multiple times. Disturbing imagery far worse than the implication of shattering a sentient gem.) Honestly the Diamonds have committed so many atrocities that the only way they can redeem themselves is self sacrifice via shattering. That is honestly the only kind of Diamond redemption arc I could be ok with. But it would have to not involve the author of that redemption arc forcing me to feel bad for the Diamonds. As soon as that happens it’s garbage. If your villain characters is truly sympathetic you shouldn’t have to use the Freudian Excuse trope to make people sympathize with them. But PREFERABLY the Diamonds don’t get a redemption arc at all. PREFERABLY the Diamonds get killed as a true realistic consequence for the atrocities they’ve committed. PREFERABLY the Diamonds’ abusive behavior doesn’t get excused by the literal protagonist of the show. Tbh just like what I said a few days about how the show lazily addresses racism, the crewniverse could VERY easily have the Diamonds be shattered. They just chose not to because Becky got too attached to her abusive OC’s while developing them. Tl;dr: SU stans still have a flawed understanding of what makes a villain character worthy of redemption. Also don’t even bother getting into a roundabout debate with me where you condescendingly act like I’m wrong for wanting the Diamonds shattered. I’m not interested in a debate of that topic. Because they always end the same way. I’d rather spend my time doing something more productive. If you try to sneak and do it anyways I’ll just spam memes at you until you leave.