#khdr incorrect quotes

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xehanort

everyone shut the fuck up i’m trying to focus on my diabolical homosexual thoughts

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Baldr: This is a hard escape room.

Hoder: This is a family dinner.

[almost-correct-kh]

Eraqus: Where are you going?

Xehanort: Hell, eventually.

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[miss-tc-nova]

Someone Get a Basketball

Bragi: We gonna fuck around and find out

Xehanort: Why is it every time you guys fuck around the rest of us gotta find out?

Bragi: 'Cause we're best buds. We're in this together

Xehanort: ...

Xehanort: *turns to Eraqus* Why is it every time you guys fuck around the rest of us gotta find out?

Eraqus: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[alphascorpiixx]

Xehanort: one lifetime isn’t enough

Eraqus: you only get one

Xehanort: it’s not enough

Eraqus: what

Xehanort: I’d rather do it myself

Eraqus: now wait a minute

Xehanort: I’m going to possess people and live longer

[gremlinpoet]

Eraqus: Xehanort and I have a completely professional relationship. We’re not dating.

Yen Sid:

Yen Sid: What do bees make?

Eraqus: Honey?

Xehanort, in the next room: Yes, dear?

Yen Sid: Don’t try to lie to me.

[vvioletsuu]

Eraqus: From now on we’ll be using code names. you can address me as: Eagle 1

Bragi, code name “been there, done that”

Xehanort is “currently doing that”

Urd is “it happened once in a dream”

Vor, code name “if I had to pick a girl.”

Hermod is… Eagle 2.

Hermod: Oh, thank God.

[authorchan13yeager]

Do you ever heard about Kingdom Hearts Dark Road ?

[not-so-missing-ache]

Hermod: A clock except it's set to every time

Bragi: We touch

Vor: I get

Urd: This feeling

[almost-correct-kh]

Eraqus: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Xehanort: Okay.

Eraqus: And make out during the scary parts.

Xehanort: Th-

Xehanort: The scary parts.

Xehanort: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

[almost-correct-kh]

*Eraqus and Xehanort skipping stones on a lake*

Eraqus: It's such a beautiful evening.

Xehanort, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

[almost-correct-kh]

Xehanort: I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Eraqus: Wow. He sounds stupid.

Xehanort: But he's not. He's really smart actually. Just dense.

Eraqus: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Xehanort: I guess you’re right. Hey Eraqus, I love you.

Eraqus: See! Just say that!

Xehanort: Holy fucking shit.

Eraqus: If that flies over his head then, sorry Xehanort, but he's too dumb for you.

Xehanort: Eraqus.

[almost-correct-kh]

Hermod: *sees Eraqus and Xehanort together*

Hermod: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

Bragi: You mean... you ship them?

[almost-correct-kh]

Xehanort: Did it hurt when you fell-

Eraqus: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

Xehanort: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Eraqus: ...

Xehanort: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

[almost-correct-kh]

Eraqus: Okay, truth or dare?

Xehanort: Truth.

Eraqus: How many hours have you slept this week?

Xehanort:

Xehanort: ...Dare.

Eraqus: Go to bed.

Xehanort: I don't like this game.