#keysmash

[whalefill]

there should be a medication for when you live with your parents

[angel-fruitcake]

Jensen.......

[sagasolejma]

AHHHHHHSDHDHSKKDKDJSKSJDJDN I JUST TOOK MY MEASUREMENTS HRT HAS MADE ME SHORTER WHYYYYYYY AHHHHHHHH IM GONNA COMMIT ACTUAL ARSONSJDHSDKJSSJAKHDHD AND MAYBE ALSO SUDOKU I JUST WANNA BE TALL AND HOT GOD DAMN IT WHY DOES THE UNIVERSE HATE ME SPECIFICALLY RARRRGHHHHHHH

[jonbongjovii3]

how to keysmash

for beginner queers

the keysmash is an integral part of being queer. we use it to express many emotions, such as anger, frustration, excitement, surprise, laughter, happiness, love, and so many more. a proper keysmash is very important.

when you keysmash, you will want it to be primarily composed of home row letters (home row is circled) and short letters (highlighted in red). an example of a home row keysmash looks like this:

shsjdkfjfhs

it is important to include some letters that dip below the text line (highlighted in blue) and tall letters (highlighted in green). this will add some much needed variation to a keysmash composed of only short letters.

a keysmash composed of only short letters looks like this:

asuencoazx

whereas a keysmash composed of all kinds of letters looks like this:

slcoegjcbfrb

note the difference.

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to recap: a perfect keysmash consists of mostly home row letters, and includes plenty of tall letters and letters that extend under the text row.

an example of a good keysmash looks like this:

fdkfbekeheidhxjdbdkxhdkfhdjv

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when keysmashing in all caps, the letter shape rules apply less because they’re all the same size, but you should still keep in mind the home row rule. an example of an all caps keysmash looks like this:

SHSNDJDKDHFKDHDL

enjoy your keysmashing and your queerness!

[eulergirl]

As an EULR unit. I am totally normal about STAR units. I do not in fact melt every time i see eule x star art. As previously stated. I am SO normal for star units.

[incognitajones]

For my birthday last month, I decided to do something absolutely, totally self-indulgent and commission shippy artwork from one of my favourite fanartists. This is the first piece I’ve ever commissioned, so I had no idea what to expect. @amikoroyaiart was extremely generous and lovely to work with and the final piece is even more gorgeous than I hoped!

(It isn’t exactly an illustration of chapter 5 of I fought the war - that would be NSFW - but it’s not not inspired by that, if you see what I mean.)

[cookikiixp]

more doodles that includes ships in school wowww

and oc of @/donuqx-art with their ocxcanon ship keysmash (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠) (forgive me if I'm bothering you)

meow

[reallypleasanttree]

HELLO!!! I have been a big fan of yours and your fanfics! They're very heartwarming!! But my favorite had to be elusive dream! As such, I have made ALOT of fanart for it, and by getting courage by a friend, I'd like to share some with you! I've even made an animatic (unfortunately, tumblr doesn't allow me to send videos, so i will just send the drawings). I just adore kohaku! Please,please,PLEASE make a sequel, if plausible :)

HI! OMG! Baby Kohaku! I’m obsessed! These are adorable. LOOK AT HIS CUTE FACE! AND HIS TINY HANDS! Mitsuri dressing him in the third pic and Obanai crying in the first 😭 he’s wearing his daddy’s signature black and white haori. I love all of these and I’m sure the animatic looks amazing! Seeing fanart of my fanfics makes me ridiculously happy and want to jump, scream, and cry.

Thank you so much for sharing these and reading my fanfics! I want to spread some joy in the world even if it’s only writing and sharing my fics. Thank your friend for me! (I’d love to write a sequel, but I need to finish my current WIPs. They’re getting out of hand at this point. 🫠)

[optionalblue]

I LOVE TRENCH SO MUCH

[mimi-mindless]

keysmash or German word?

[softandwigglybones]

Some keysmashes are just of a higher quality than others

[whalefill]

I think every artist should learn to draw themselves accurately

[ladyvirtue]

BRB gonna grab you off the streets and slowly take you apart and mess with your wires till they're all frayed and then slowly solder them and tape them together all caringly so you'll be all fawny when I'm done with you 🥰

aqwawaa?? awa? nfhdjsnkflmnokhgdascbvgd??? 🥺

[gay-hoe-boy]

just started watching Blue Eye Samurai

Holy shit

HE CUT OFF HIS TOPKNOT????

I THOUGHT HE KILLED HIM BUT THATS EVEN WORSE

WJBDVEHSBDVDV

[eulergirl]

Have you ever. Ever thought about the.

If a STAR unit put her mask on her eule gf’s face. And eule wasnt allowed to breathe until. Until she satisfied star with. With-

🫠

[starberrywander]

I'm tired of people debating semantics and derailing conversations so y'know what I'm gonna express my frustration by making shit up. I'm just gonna make up gibberish words, give them definitions, and start using them to confuse people.

Join me if you'd like. I would be very happy if people helped me spread chaos. Like hey, if they're gonna complain and be petty about inclusive language, lets just go all out and really make a whole new vocabulary that they have to learn if hey wanna fight us on this. Make them regret complaining about easy to understand word changes.

I can and will make an entirely new language if that's where this leads.

Process:

Keysmash

Make it pronouncable

Make it sound more englishy (optional)

Add the desired definition

Violá

So topic number one is Sex

Hiksu = The group of categories describing bodily features or functions related to reproduction.

Coiheb = A person who was born with a vagina, uterus, and ovaries. (regardless of their functionality) A person who was, at birth, identified as the phenotype associated with the production of egg cells.

Cewu = A person who currently has a vagina. (does not have to be naturally occuring)

Oweb = A person who is capable of becoming pregnant.

Rucrex = A person who was born with a penis and testes. (regardless of their functionality) A person who was, at birth, identified as the phenotype associated with the production of sperm cells.

Ruedi = A person who currently has a penis. (does not have to be naturally occuring)

Xeituk = A person who is capable of getting another person pregnant.

Cygria = A person of unspecified hiksu.

Edits: Tweaks to the definitions of Coiheb and Rucrex to better address the phenomenon of reproductive-role based physiology differences. This is intended to emphasize the health aspects of hiksu while Cewu & Ruedi emphasize the aesthetic aspects and Oweb & Xeituk emphasize the reproductive aspects.