#kevintalks

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Thundercracker, what the hell are you doing. You can not be the High Guard Commander's trinemate and fight like THIS 😭😭

Starscream is gonna beat his ass when he finds out.

[kevin-ibw]

I have so many thoughts about SmokedSpice (Smoked Cheese x Burning Spice) yet have so few people to talk to about it. 😔

[reeltalk84]

When Kevin McCallister Saved Christmas

Interviewer: Good morning, everyone! We have an extraordinary guest with us today—the young mastermind behind last night's antics, Kevin McCallister. Welcome, Kevin!

Kevin: Hey, thanks for having me. It's been a, uh, interesting night.

Interviewer: I can only imagine! Let's jump right in. Last night, you faced off against two rather persistent burglars, Harry and Marv. Can you walk us through how you managed to outsmart them?

Kevin: Well, it was all about thinking on my feet, you know? First, I realized I had the house to myself, and it was a little weird, but then I figured I could make the best of it. So, I set up all these traps to slow down Harry and Marv. I knew they wouldn't give up easily.

Interviewer: Those traps were quite ingenious! Did you come up with them on the spot, or had you been planning this for a while?

Kevin: Honestly, it was a bit of both. I've always been a bit of a troublemaker, so I had some ideas in my head. But when it came down to it, a lot of it was improvised. Like the paint cans? That was pure instinct.

Interviewer: Impressive! Now, we have to talk about the Wet Bandits. What was going through your mind when you learned about their less-than-savory plans?

Kevin: Shock, mostly. I mean, who'd think a couple of burglars would target our neighborhood? But once I got over the shock, it was all about protecting my home. My family might drive me crazy, but they're MY family, you know?

Interviewer: Absolutely. And speaking of family, how do you think your family is going to react when they return and find out what happened?

Kevin: (laughs) Oh, they're going to be so mad. But I hope they'll also be a bit impressed. Maybe I'll even get away with a few extra cookies for dessert.

Interviewer: You certainly earned them! Now, as we wrap up, any lessons you've learned from this experience?

Kevin: Yeah, I think the big one is that family is important, even if they drive you nuts. And, uh, maybe not to wish your family away, even when they're annoying. Oh, and that aftershave stings!

Interviewer: Wise words, Kevin. Thank you for taking the time to talk with us today. We wish you the best as you clean up the aftermath of last night's adventure!

Kevin: Thanks! And remember, don't try this at home. Or, you know, maybe do. It was kind of fun.

Interviewer: (laughs) You heard it here, folks. That concludes our interview with the one and only Kevin McCallister. Until next time!

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THE BOYZ masterlist

Favourites: ❤

All works are gender neutral unless specified

Disclaimer: I no longer actively write for The Boyz, (you can find an explanation here) but please don’t let that stop you from enjoying the works below!

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Hood (Social Media AU) - Ongoing

Creker University has it all — premium education, respected faculty, even a revered partnership with OneAll Charity. There’s just one problem. A mysterious hooded figure has made it their personal mission to flip CKU’s golden reputation on its head. With “Hood’s” most recent crusade, people — staff and students alike — are itching to find out exactly who this hooded vigilante is. Little does anyone know, Hood is much more than meets the eye.

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With Love, (Audio Recording) - On Hiatus

“And we’re back on Tangerine Radio! That was All My Love by Seventeen, a bittersweet song about love only going so far. On that note, I’d like to introduce a brand new segment to our listeners here on Tangerine Radio: a little thing I like to call “With Love”. We’re inviting one and all to come and send your love letters via radio to everyone listening and, most importantly, the person you want to hear it the most. More details on this new segment can be found on our website, where you can sign up to be our next esteemed guest. Now, we can’t listen to my dumb voice forever. Up next is Lazy by Woosung.��

Sangyeon

Bad Luck Charm ❤

Good luck isn’t always what you need.

Red (Secret Agent AU)

Sangyeon’s always hated you, the leader of Team Red — a rookie team that quickly rose in the ranks up to the title of second-best. He thought it was because you were annoying and smug, but sometimes his eyes just kept seeing red. 

#61 Undercover (CEO AU)

Working undercover at Lee Technologies isn’t exactly what you expected. 

Blurbs:

[Bed and Breakfast for Fallen Gods]

[ink it in] 

Jacob

#18 Across the street (Neighbour AU)

After only one night, your 1:00AM snack runs became a little more special.

Blurbs:

[ABCs of Us]

[by the fire’s light]

[ice ice baby] 

Younghoon

#21 At a wedding

What better at a wedding than a long overdue reunion?

Our Sky 

Graduation looms around the corner, and you might be thinking too much in your special spot.

#46 Under the rain

It’s a rainy day when someone catches your eye.

#63 In bed

With a devastating lack of sleep, Younghoon really really misses you.

Blurbs:

[in a daze]

[no hope to be lost]

[hell is no home] feat. Changmin

Hyunjae

#55 Past the point of no return (Kingdom AU)

One morning, he opened your door and took your hand. What you were supposed to do? Say no?

#26 Off the beaten path

You thought you knew yourself. And you did. You also didn’t.

#60 Through a friend

It’s not every day Lee Jaehyun finds someone he doesn’t know.

Blurbs:

[Unwanted Vibrancies]

[get a taste]

[speed bump]

[steps taken in the rain]

[nights before]

[it’s just a demon, baby]

[press b] 

Juyeon

#59 By magic ❤

Juyeon needed a little magical intervention. Definitely not for you. For his eyes. Yeah. His eyes.

Repeat: Do Not Improvise (Secret Agent AU)

Your mission is to steal the Women of Algiers from right under some millionaire’s nose. It goes a little off the rails.

#71 In a haunted house

You get a little more oomph than you bargained for at your seasonal job.

#12 At an aquarium

Aqualand Park’s prize exhibit just so happens to be your friend, and you’d do anything for his freedom.

Kevin

Talk to Me  (Soulmate AU) ❤

Kevin Moon found you in a brightly lit box full of bad coffee but better conversation.

#65 While losing at Uno

Kevin cashes in a bet

Citizen Crowned (Modern Kingdom AU) - Part One (DISCONTINUED)

For the first time in your life, you’re in the spotlight as the Citizen Crowned. There’s only one thing you’re absolutely not allowed to do, and you’re pretty sure you’ve got that in the bag. Hopefully. The Prince could be a threat to that, but you’ll worry about him after you uncover the biggest secret of the century.

Pronunciation Guide and More

Good

Some things are just good, and they don’t need to be anything else.

#23 On an amusement park ride

Working at an amusement park has its ups and downs.

Blurbs:

[before the blade falls] 

New

Blurbs:

[to metaphors]

[in photosynthesis] 

Q

Pansy ❤

Over the years, you learned that being a Pansy wasn’t so bad.

Blurbs:

[Knight’s Watch]

[Game of Mind; Piece of Heart]

[Imposter’s Court]

[Fearless Adventures]

[Nullichromatic]

[make a connection]

[hell is no home] feat. Younghoon

Haknyeon

#1 Over tea

Haknyeon is really, really late.

Complete Me

His entire life, Haknyeon has been ice, but when a pyrokinetic is transferred to Viridian Academy, he wonders for the first time what it means to be warm.

Blurbs:

[Locked Out]

[Pillow Duty]

[Heart to Get]

[Grocery Ghost]

[Sweet not Sour]

[say cheese]

[speak up] - Hood bonus blurb

Sunwoo

Your Lover Who Will Never Change

A soulmate story told in moments

Blurbs:

[Anonymous Nights] [Part 2] [Part 3] (Superhero AU) - Completed

[digital age love]

[forgetful togethers]

[don’t blow your top]

[a dance of midnight] 

Eric

#68 In Denny’s at 4:00 AM

In your opinion, a Denny’s wasn’t the best place to discuss Eric’s love life, though anywhere else wouldn’t be much better.

Shortstop’s Dilemma (Superhero AU)

Eric only has trouble keeping his secret identity when it comes to you.

#41 Lost in an IKEA

Eric leaves his phone at home.

#28 Stuck together

You’ve always kept your powers hidden – they’re no one’s business, anyways – but when a skittish young man is in need of some old-fashioned heart soothing, you think you know just the thing.

#49 Through a kiss

Eric felt down after his crush of two years moved to study in Iceland, despite the fact that he’d never said a word past “hi” to them before. His friends suggested he loosen up, but he was really regretting listening to what they had to offer.

Where We Stand

Eric Sohn, heir to his family corporation, stumbles across someone new. His only problem? You’re exactly what he needs.

Do You Want Me? (Like I Just Wanna Know You)

Another soulmate story told in moments

Blurbs:

[Sweetly Uncalculated]

Main Masterlist

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How I would essentially sum up their relationship.

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Nah, Soundwave's Amica/Conjunx Endura just got socked in the optic why don't he give a fuck 😭😭

He really went 🧍‍♂️

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I want to say i love that Starscream, Soundwave, and Shockwave are always seen together in TFO, and the only time they're separated is when Starscream got captured. it kind of makes me sad that their dynamic doesn't seem to be shared in the other continuities they don't have it because of circumstances preventing them from all being in the same room.

TFP Shockwave was stuck on cybertron and was assumed dead by everyone else.

TFA Soundwave is a god forsaken TOY and hasn't join the decepticons until way later,

Skybound Starscream, well, I don't think I need to say more.

When then in TFO, we're shown that Starscream, Shockwave, and Soundwave not only knew each other, but not only does the latters serve under Starscream, they are his top lieutenants!

Considering the fact B-127 knew all three of their names definitely meant they've been serving under the High Guard for a long time and have most likely developed a close relationship with one another, which is pretty unusual since the one thing that connects all of them to each other is by being a Decepticon, but as well all know, D-16 didn't become Megatron until recently.

What I'm trying to say is StarWave² are Megatron's glorified mentor figures as he goes through his 4 million cycle emo phase and makes his sparkache everyone's problem-

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It's always "let the different continuity Megatron or Optimus meet each other." But what about STARSCREAM, or SHOCKWAVE, or anyone that isn't a varient of Megatron or Optimus.

I need all the Starscreams in a room together and immediately start fighting, or Soundwaves having a telepathic communication with one another, except TFP since apparently he doesn't have telepathy but honestly I think that's fair enough since he's already scary on his own. Shockwaves all discussing their own scientific break throughs, I don't think shadowplay or entepura is ever mentioned outside of IDW, so what if a select few of them are unnerved by IDW Shockwave in some way cause man bro does anything in the name of logic.

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What??? is going on here??? Like Wheeljack held eye contact with Darkwing with one second and then immediately looked down, It kind of looks silly at first but then I realized that Wheeljack was probably afraid. Which kind of goes to show that Darkwing is really a piece of sht, cuz before this scene happens Elita FLINCHES when he points a finger at her.

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I'm almost done with movie transcript for chapter 2 of the TFP reacts to TFO fic it's just that Orion and D-16 talk a lot during the train scene, ugh gay people,,,

Considering that from what I'm told, Orion and D-16 are only iterations so far that have a very close relationship with each other, since most of the time they were just acquaintances.

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I've been having ideas for a sequel of the TFP reacts to TFO fic. Since the movie is focused on Orion and D-16's upbringing, what if they react to other characters' upbringings as well? (Starscream, Soundwave, etc.) Obviously, it's gonna be filled with headcanons, but hey, I'm a sucker for characters to see how different they are in different universe.

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LISTEN HEAR ME OUT-

Ancient Egyptians beliefs revolve around death and rebirth, so what if, just what if there was a kingdom before the Golden Cheese Kingdom and the cookies that were based on the Egyptian gods actually follow through that story.

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Hypothetically if I started a reaction fic with the beasts pre-corruption, should they react to the beginning of the story all the way from Crispia to Beast-Yeast or just immediately start it off with Beast-Yeast?

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What if i make a crk discord but its just a smokedspice server in disguise/j

[kevin-ibw]

Megatron when

When people are being stupid

MEGS AND HIS ARMY OF MECHS FROM A RETIREMENT HOME LMFAOOOO

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Hi

Dear god.