#kevins hauntes harem

[eunchancorner]

Okay but either werewolf kevin where his hair gets longer/fluffier during winter

Or gothicandybats/harem where kevin hasn’t had a chance to cut his hair in a long time

And Streber just has a blast playing with it

(I like to think kevs hair is not only fluffy, but a bit curly)

I had to answer this but it's not gonna be good bc my head doesn't wanna focus on this

WW Kev: Since Kevin's a werewolf, his hair naturally lengthens and gets thicker during winter and, as a result, he ends up clogging the drain with all the shed hair. It's worse when he needs a bath during full moons and it's all just fur lining the bottom of the tub

CFB/Harem Kev: This is more just a case of Kevin not finding the time to get a haircut and frankly not minding as the weather begins to cool. Streb and Liv are both guilty of playing with his hair, Streber bc that's just Streber Stuff and Liv bc she likes that she can style it now, and often braids it, to Kevin's amusement.

[fizhingtrawl]

Yesssss exactly

One I came up with with @eunchancorner is Kevin x the hauntiest house gang, or as we like to call it, Kevin's Haunted Harem

Ohhh that sounds so good

I think I’m getting a little mentally Ill over the rick x Dexter x Streber one

[sunny6677]

The lovesick HH gang becomes the Haunted House Harem /j

HAHAHAH

Speaking of the actual Omnia AU btw, I was thinking of actually adding that scene where Radford and Kevin are sitting at a bar and Vessel somehow gets brought into the convo which sens Kevin into a manic ramble? I think how he acts after the ramble might depend on what stage he's in. Though if he still has the "Perfect! Why?" response, he might be in stage 3 or stage 4.

I think even if Radford were equally as upset, he'd be a little concerned for his homie. And after that shit happened, he'd probably offer to maybe take Kevin back home simply because he thought from such a response, he must have not really been in a very good mental state.

[boiledleather]

A ‘Leftovers’ Refresher: Every Last Thing to Remember for the Final Season

Kevin Garvey (Justin Theroux) Kevin is the handsome, brooding, handsome, mentally ill, handsome, dead and resurrected, and last but not least, handsome patriarch of the fractious Garvey family. Kevin served as the chief of police in the sleepy New York suburb of Mapleton, a job he inherited along with a genetic predisposition to schizophrenia from his father, Kevin Sr. (Scott Glenn, whose character is currently holed up in Australia). Kevin’s “is it real, is it supernatural, or is it a hallucination?” visions and misadventures have driven much of the show’s action.

At the moment of the Departure, Kevin was cheating on his wife Laurie in an impulsive one-afternoon stand; his lover disappeared from their motel bed. During season one, the increasingly unstable family man and a local gun nut named Dean graduate from shooting stray dogs to kidnapping Patti Levin (Ann Dowd), the local leader of the Guilty Remnant cult. When she kills herself in front of him, he covers up her death, comes clean months later, and is told not to sweat it by the government, which in The Leftovers’ world has very little problem at all with the murder of cult members. This is cause for concern, since all three members of the family Kevin had before the Sudden Departure have done time in cults themselves: His ex-wife, Laurie, joined the Guilty Remnant and eventually helped recruit their daughter, Jill, while his adopted son, Tommy, took up with the British healer and harem-keeper known as Holy Wayne.

By the start of season two, all three have left their cults, but only Jill remains with Kevin. They’re joined by Lily, the infant daughter of Holy Wayne and one of his many ersatz wives, a young woman named Christine, left on the family doorstep by Tommy. Together with his new girlfriend Nora Durst, whose loss during the Sudden Departure was catastrophic, they move to the town of Jarden (see above). While there, his dissociative sleepwalking episodes lead him to attempt suicide in the same water where three local teens disappear that very night. Guilt-ridden and cracking up, he’s also literally haunted by Patti, who is either a hallucination or an actual ghost. (The Leftovers isn’t big on answering such questions.)

In order to purge himself of Patti, Kevin poisons himself with the help of a local shaman (more on him later) and travels to a purgatorial “other place” — a luxury hotel where, in the guise of an international assassin, he stalks and kills an alternate version of Patti who’s running for president. He then learns that her “real” self in this world is a little girl, whom he pushes down a well before falling in himself to finish the job. Once resurrected in the real world, he winds up getting shot by the father of the disappeared girl (again, more on him later), travels back to the hotel purgatory, and escapes by singing Simon and Garfunkel’s “Homeward Bound” at karaoke. Season two ends with Kevin and his whole big crazy extended family reunited.

I wrote a cheat sheet for The Leftovers Season Three, which starts this Sunday, for Vulture, where I’ll be covering the show all season.

[recentanimenews]

The Devil Is a Part-Timer!, Vol. 11

By Satoshi Wagahara and 029. Released in Japan by ASCII Mediaworks. Released in North America by Yen Press. Translated by Kevin Gifford.

This book can mostly be divided into two parts, and while I won’t say that they’re good and bad, I will say that they’re good and less good. The less good involves three large scenes that serve as giant infodumps, telling us a lot about the backstory of some of the characters and revealing most of the worldbuilding and machinations that have been going on. It’s framed all right (at least the first two – the third is just the landlord blatantly spelling things out for them), but it can read awkwardly at times, as it amounts to a lot of listening to other people talking, and, unlike Emi and Suzuno, I am not particularly lovestruck by how Emi’s mom and dad fell in love. I’m not entirely sure that writing Alas Ramus and company out of the series is a thing that’s going to be happening, but certainly it’s the next big crisis, and will no doubt carry us through the next book or two. Hopefully along with some McRonald’s antics, as that’s where this volume shines.

Honestly, Emilia working at McRonald’s is such an obvious plot complication that I’m amazed that it hadn’t come up before now. She’s not living at the apartment complex yet (the explanation apparently involved her swank apartment being haunted or something, so the rent is cheap – I think the author just likes keeping them separated), but having her work with Maou and Chiho will certainly add to the fun of this series, and help keep us from, well, long infodumps. This is all kicked off by Maou possibly being the stupidest he has ever been, misunderstanding Emilia’s pride and acting (seemingly) like such an ass that Chiho tears him up one side and down the other. Of course, his goal and Emilia’s are the same, but she’s absolutely right in that she needs to get the job and commit to it on her OWN terms, not his. Maou spends much of this book getting yelled at and humiliated, and it’s actually pretty fun.

There is also some attention paid to the love comedy in this title, which honestly takes a backseat a lot of the time. The question is whether Maou actually has romantic feelings for anyone. With Emi he’s having enough trouble simply acknowledging her as a friend, so we have a long way to go there. With Chiho it’s far more practical – he doesn’t want to get a normal human involved with everything that being the lover of Satan of Enta Isla, and there’s also the fact that he and the other demons are very long-lived, and Chiho as a human isn’t. Honestly, though, all this boils down to “I am keeping her at a distance”, and I get the feeling Chiho is somewhat aware of this. Despite the snarking of the other male McRonald’s employees, the harem does not appear likely to be resolved anytime soon.

The cliffhanger ending (of a sort) promises even more backstory revelations in the next volume, but I hope that it finds time for fast food wars as well. Devil Is a Part-Timer! is at its best when it’s thinking small, and not dealing with demons vs. angels and where Enta Isla actually is in relation to Earth.

By: Sean Gaffney

[eunchancorner]

I like to think in hauntiest harem it’s aria and ethan who take care of everyone’s hair (beyond the basic brushing/washing)

And ethan is the go to for hair dye

Absolutely. These two have turned it into a bit of a competition to see who can do everyone's hair the best, but they ended up specializing in broadly different styles and it's resulted in certain people going to one or the other for certain styles.

The only reason Ethan gets more traffic is his knowledge of hair dye, able to work on seamless temporary dye styles for the others thanks to how long he's been dying his own hair

[eunchancorner]

Ah yes, Kevin's Haunted Harem

PFFFT

Yes we are absolutely calling it this now lmao

[eunchancorner]

Hauntiest harem

I like to think streber likes to play with hair

Aria has the most followed by ethan

Kevin’s and Leon’s are super fluffy

And this comes from bias, because I find someone playing with your hair very relaxing as long as they’re gentle enough 

And he may get in a few tickles at the neck while he’s got them there

Yesssssss, I like how this kinda expands on the idea from one of my fics

Streber loves playing with his partners' hair, usually as a stim. He loves to comb through their hair, try to separate colors in Ethan's and Aria's (I love the hc that the white stripe was something she just has and was the inpso for her costume) and just generally make his partners melt.

Ofc he does get a little playful and sneak in some neck or ear tickles every now and again, but can you blame him? Their reactions are adorable!

[eunchancorner]

So besides leon who would likely win a wrestling match (as in playful rough housing of the sort) in hauntiest harem

Either Blaz/Diego due to sheer size alone, or Liv due to unpredictability

[eunchancorner]

Plushies stim!

What kind of plushy do you think each of the harem would have?

Streber would probably have a rat they’re his favorite animals 

I feel like some of them would have more than one but their main ones are

Streber- Bigass rat plushie

Ethan- Black and red bat plushie

Leon- Little wolf keychain plushie

Blaz/Diego- Very big wolf plushie

Liv- Actual raccoon squeaky toy

Confi- Plushie of her that Ethan made

Aria- Custom tropical bird plushie

Kevin- Pink blahaj

[eunchancorner]

Hey

Heyheyheyhey

Imagine in hauntiest harem

Streber likes to give tickly kisses to his partners

But in brightly colored lipstick

And each member has their own designated color

Kevin gets cotton candy pink (like the manic panic one)

Ethan gets red

Aria gets electric blue

Liv gets neon green

Blaz gets dark blue

Leon gets white

And confi gets magenta

Unless you have other color ideas

Please that is so adorable and silly

Everyone can tell who's due for a tickle kiss attack soon and can tell when it's happened just by looking at this point. They pick up on the color pattern and when someone sees Streber wearing 'their' color it's an INSTANT lee mood knowing what's coming

[eunchancorner]

funny idea:

so none of them know Kevin is ticklish

and they each find out on their own when they're alone with him

so they promise to keep it a secret because they wanna keep their ticklish mutual boyfriend to themselves

so basically, they all know but they don't know that everyone else knows too

(also Kevin is just expecting a tickle attack from any one of them at any point in time)

Yesssssssss

But eventually someone HAS to give and tell someone, and they're like 'I know. Wait, you knew, too?'

Sooner or later they ALL find out they all knew and Kevin didn't tell them

Cue a revenge wreckening

[eunchancorner]

so it's like that candyfruitbats dramacom, but with everyone?

like they all are worried about Streber, then he spills the beans

then Ethan would go check Kevin out, and he understood why Streber fell for him

this but with everyone

Yeahhhh lmao

But this time instead of being scared to tell him, since they're all together, they barge in like 'OK HE'S ACTUALLY CUTE-' and Streber's like 'I KNOW, RIGHT?!'

And long story short, massive polycule gets even bigger

[eunchancorner]

haunted harem = tickle pile?

Y E S

[eunchancorner]

Kevin went from single to being the beau of seven eccentric lovers

As flustered as he is about it he's loving every second

[eunchancorner]

lol! I'm just imagining this as Kevin already crushing on Streber

only to find out the latter is in a relationship with SIX OTHER PEOPLE

and then these six people approach and asks if he wants to join

Yeah, at first he's a little panicked because 'well since he's already in a relationship surely he doesn't want me right'

And all of a sudden 'Hey wanna join our polycule? :3'