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The shirt says ‘Get Fucked’ in a Starbucks styled emblem lol.

“Before he got married, Kevin was sitting down with lawyers, discussing legal and financial issues,” says a source. “He was sitting sort of slumped over with a baseball cap over his eyes and a lawyer was talking about how he had to sign a pre-nup and Kevin looked sort of bummed out. But then the lawyer explained that for every child the two of you have together, you would receive X amount of dollars. His eyes really lit up.”

Sep 18: Perfect timing: After a prewedding shower, Federline admired the gift he’d received from Spears the night before: a limited edition Dubey & Schaldenbrand watch engraved with the infinity symbol and the inscription: “Love, B”. Kevin is so in love. Tank top, watch, khaki cargo shorts, white Nike socks, white Nike Air Force 1s.

“Just Chill” - Retired dancer Kevin Federline cultivates the life of leisure as Mr. Britney Spears.

1. Kevin drops off his white convertible Mercedes at the local car wash, October 17 2004 (White cap, white long-sleeved shirt, olive green shorts,white Nike quarter socks, Nike Air Force 1 low white on white, watch) .

2. After making a cash withdrawal at the bank, Kevin hits an L.A. golf course, October 30 2004. (Blue NY Yankees hat, brown T-shirt, black long sleeved shirt, khaki shorts)

3. “That’s not Lucky Bastard Quarterly.” At a Malibu newstand, a handgun magazine catches Kevin’s eye, November 2 2004. (White hat with black lettering, brown T-shirt, watch)

Feb 14 2005: Kevin Federline -- a.k.a. Mr. Britney Spears -- shows he's a real romantic in a cover story in the March issue of Details (his more famous wife also takes part). In it, we discover he likes to use the word "ass" a lot, Spears sometimes uses the odd phrase "motherchucker," and she thinks Rolling Stone and Us Weekly publisher Jann Wenner is a "big old fat man." The couple also insist their love is for real. "That's why I married him, because he's not a shallow mother----er Hollywood actor guy," Spears said. "She's f---ing proud of me," Federline boasted. "I could be sitting at home doing nothing. I could be playing video games." Speaking of doing nothing, Federline said that he's giving up dancing as a job because "I've done it, dude." Instead, he hopes to start a clothing company called Pair a Dice, because the couple have matching dice tattoos. "I want to do some cool casual stuff, like jeans and T-shirts and sweat suits," he told the magazine. "And then I also want to hit the flip side -- high-end, classy stuff, too."

Aiight! Balancing photo shoots and clothes-designing hasn’t spoiled Kevin Federline’s quality “me” time.

February 16 2005, Kentwood, LA: After buying videogames, Mr. Britney Spears picks up a snack and the couple’s refreshment of choice, Coke. (White do-rag, Black T-shirt, watch, jeans)

February 25 2005 Kentwood, LA: In Britney’s hometown for two weeks, he multitasks laughing and walking. (White do-rag, white long-sleeved button up shirt rolled up, tank top)

March 4 2005: Santa Monica, CA: in between errands, he finds time to buy cigarettes and throw gang signs. (Black beane, grey Rocawear jacket, white tank top, jeans)

April 2005: white tank top, white boxers, olive green shorts, Nike belt Look at his beer belly!

K-Fed Up In LA May 22 Black A Braves hat, tank top, white long sleeved shirt, beige shorts, Nike Air Force 1 White on White Mid)

Kev’s under the hood (blue NY Yankees hat, red NIke polo shirt, black shorts, white Nike quarter socks, grey Nike low top sneakers, 27 June 2005)

Kevin Federline buys shoes Malibu - Thursday, June 30, 2005

Kevin Federline goes to a Malibu store to buy five pairs of shoes. The dancer is a maniac of sneakers, so much so that he has an unlimited number of them and loves to wear them at any time of the day.

Yankees cap, tank top, green cargo shorts, yellow long-sleeved shirt, brown Nike Shoes

But how many pairs of sneakers will this man have?

Malibu, Thursday, August 4, 2005

But how many pairs of sneakers will this man have? Bets are accepted. Here is Britney Spears' husband doing his usual shopping in Malibu and greeting the photographer who immortalizes him very warmly.

Yankees cap, tank top, green cargo shorts, sandals, white socks, red and blue patterned boxers

November 2005: Orange T-shirt, light brown belt, jeans Now it’s nearly flat

(Black T-shirt, khaki pants, grey Nike sneakers with blue swoosh, 11/13/05)

Jan 25 2006: A day in the life of Kevin Federline: roll out of the rack noonish, throw a long-sleeved T over the 'beater, and head on down to the ATM to get his allowance: Looks like he's still a little sleepy. Might be time for a nap.

March 13 2006: “This is fire!” Kevin Federline yells as he plays one of his new songs, “Down South,” for Blender at Malibu studio, The Document Room. “This is just pit roast!” The Ferrari-driving aspiring rapper is readying his as-yet untitled debut, and he is liking what he hears.

Wearing the ensemble that has become his signature look- wifebeater, jeans, ponytail, bling - Federline, 28, possesses the brazen confidence of a multiplatinum hip-hop star, if not quite the skills. It was produced by a 20-year-old Orange County newcomer who calls himself Notes. “He’s the ace of spades that I have in my back pocket right now,” Federline says. “Everybody tries to sign him, but that ain’t how we do it, so we’re gonna get his ass out there. He’s like the next Timbaland.”

“Stories Untold,” produced by Disco D, touches upon Federline’s pretabloid-staple life. Before attaining background-dancing glory, he grew up in Fresno, California, “a small town with big influences” - namely, omnipresent crank and heroin. “Oh, I got caught up in it,” he says, shaking his head and taking a drag of a cigarette. “A lot of just crazy, crazy **** went down, so I had to get myself out of that situation. Dancing brought me out of it.”

Now settled in his new life, the responsibility-laden father of three had dedicated time and energy to this craft - and something was bound to suffer. “I have no golf game anymore,” he sighs. Monday through Friday, I get up at 7:30 A.M, train at the gym for two hours, then I go the studio,“ he say. “I have weekends off to see my kids and to spend with my old lady.”

May 29 2006: The fear of losing his luxe lifestyle, which now includes a motorcycle worth $100,000, $2,700 sneaker sprees, and a $250,000 Ferrari 360 Modena Spider convertible.

She did tell him no smoking in the house, says a Federline pal, and instead of partying, he has been doing lots of home improvement. Kevin didn’t go out. He worked in the new nursery.

June 12 2006: The man cleans up well. Kevin sported a clean shave, crisp white shirt and black pants (no baggy jeans here!) for the L.A. based shoot.

July 1 2006 Kevin shocks ‘n shops! He doesn’t exactly have a reputation for being helpful around the house, but Kevin actually pitched in on household chores. The wannabe rapper stocked up on groceries. While many of his purchases (including Coke, Wonder Bread and Chips) are less than nutritious, especially given that Brit is six months pregnant, hitting the supermarket is at least a step in the right direction. Keep up the good work, Kev! Yankees cap w grey undervisor, Black tee w red Maltese cross, khaki shorts

July 24 2006: Blue NY cap with white under visor , black tee, khaki shorts: Tostitos chips, Wonder Bread, Coca Cola

August 2 2006: Kevin Federline poses for photos with the radio crew—including the producer and the engineer—before declaring himself "famished." Federline and his friends pile into his new truck, a grey Dodge Viper SRT10 with tinted windows (he left the Ferrari at home for fear it might rain)

August 14 2006: khaki bowl hat, jacket, light blue tie, vest, baggy jeans, white Nike AF1s

Oct 9 2006: Kevin Federline is pictured smoking a cigarette as he goes on a shopping spree for shoes at Undefeated in Hollywood. It was reported Kevin bought eight different pairs of sneakers.

October 11 2006: White Tee 3xl, White Cap, clubbing

December 11 2006: 6300sq ft 5 br 0.5 acre Tarzana home for 2 children.

Are there two Kevin Federline? K-Fed went public to paint himself as a straight-arrow, devoted single dad to their two sons, whose biggest concern is to show them what’s it’s like to have normal, stable lives. What he left unsaid is that his definition of a normal life includes partying with hookers, smoking pot and spending wild, booze-filled nights in Las Vegas! Kevin’s trying to pull the wool over everyone’s eyes! Behind the scenes, he’s a pot-smoking slacker who doesn’t have a job but still goes out of town to party for days and leaves his boys in the care of their nanny. “I live like a king, I was extra stoned... this marijuana got me heavily sedated, I’m Kevin Federline America’s most hated’. Kevin loves smoking weed and spends hours getting high and playing games with his buddies. Kevin is careful never to smoke it when he’s around sons, but all bets are off during his frequent getaways to Las Vegas. It can get insane when Kevin’s there. He loves to party, and he’ll pound down tequila and vodka straight all night long! It was in Vegas where Kevin reportedly cheated on then wife Britney in December 2005, since then he loves sexy hookers and regularly parties with them at his home in L.A. Kevin will only invite them over when his sons are staying with Mom Britney, Kevin always likes to party with different girls, he never forms an attachment to any one in particular. Black cap.

Jan 2 2007: oh that kevin federline is up to his usual self…smoking & drinking and not doing his dirty laundry! (although thank heavens he does keep his sneakers all neat & organized)

Kevin’s trashing his new house!

K-Fed’s $7,000-a-month suburban rental is turning into a huge bachelor’s pad!

His Tarzana, Calif. neighbors have no idea what’s behind Kev’s closed doors. Here’s the inside scoop!

Smokers’ Paradise

Cigarette butts are scattered all around the gardens, driveway and garage. Kevin, buy an ashtray!

Liquid Lunch

Bottles of Cristal champagne ($300/bottle) and Jack Daniels ($34/bottle) clog up the fancy kitchen, while the pantry holds just Pop-Tarts ($3/box) and Wonder Bread ($2.50/loaf)!

Dirty Laundry

Jeans and T-shirts are strewn around Kev’s giant walk-in closet, but he keeps his 60 pairs of Nike sneakers lined up neatly. Priorities!

February 2007 White T-shirt, black shorts, sandals, Coke)

16 September 2007 170lbs to 190lbs Kevin Federline has gained almost 20 pounds in the past month and the extra weight is beginning to show. Kevin has the start of love handles and a double chin, he is eating like a pig. He’s eating away his anxiety, bingeing on junk food and beer. His beer belly was clearly visible. The boys, wearing their best birthday party disposable diapers, with Kev in hideous manpris and dressed up white t-shirt -- were surrounded by presents and birthday balloons at K-Fed's Encino home.

April 28 2008: The wannabe rapper is up to 205 pounds due to overeating and snacking with the kids as Mr. Mom, pals say.

August 29 2008: The dancer was recently photographed out and about in Hollywood gaining considerable weight. Loose shirt, shorts and a scruffy beard: what's happening to Kevin? (White tee, khaki Dickies shorts)

December 30 2008: “He didn’t get too competitive. They seemed very comfortable with each other. It was laid-back.” Kevin seemed so relaxed. 4XL baby blue tee, black Dickies shorts, blue AF1.

January 2 2009: Kevin Federline was snapped looking plump in L.A. What gives? “He eats a ton of junk food and is lazy about working out”, a pal tells. “He’s self-conscious about his body. He doesn’t like taking his shirt off. Federline ‘eats late at night’. baby blue tee, black Dickies shorts

January 20 2009: A family insider claims he actually likes being fat and happy. "When he's content, he gains weight." 220 lbs. 4XL black tee, khaki Dickies

July 7 2009: “It’s like an early morning milk shake!” Federline has lovingly described the Frappuchino. White Tee, White Tee, Blue Tee, Red F Tee, Khaki and White Dickies

Oct 7 2009: The full extent of his loserdom is only clear after reading reports of what he did to the Tarzana, Calif., home he rented until May, when he moved out without paying his last six months' rent.The owners say Federleezy up and disappeared without paying. But before he split, K-Fed turned their house into a cigarette-riddled, spit-stained cesspoolThe owners are demanding unpaid rent and damages, including:

Gutters (!?) full of cigarette butts and beer bottles

Drawings all over the walls

Permanent spit marks (?!) on exterior paint

Broken light covers, tiles and light posts

Dead trees and plants due to failure to water

A room that he turned into a studio

Broken dishwasher ... with broken baskets

Dismantled smoke detectors (natch)

Front driveway oil-leak damage

Bathroom windows tinted

October 26 2009: Kevin eats like one of his kids! Before joining Celebrity Fit Club, Kevin Federline consumed an estimated 3,000 calories a day, 500 more than recommended. An insider says he stuck to a strictly junk food-based diet of burgers, chips, French fries, soda and ice cream. He has never been a healthy eater, but to eat all that and not exercise, it’s no wonder he got huge, the friend sats. It’s easier to eat what your children are having, parenting is a stressful job, and some moms and dads reward themselves by overeating.

Feb 1 2012: He makes up for in laid-back swagger and a sweet-as-pie demeanor. “Nah, yeah, I was just thrown in the deep end, I'm pretty easy going when it comes to that stuff," he added in his relaxed Californian drawl.Blue LA cap, white tee, baby blue shorts, slides

Usual look:

Baggy jeans with tank top and open shirt

Sweats with tank top and white sneakers

White tee with white shorts with red sneakers

Combat boots and jean shorts

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