#kevin tod smith

[silvermoon-scrolls]

Kevin Smith would have been 60 today.

Kevin played Iphicles (HTLJ), Bacchus (YH), Jerry Patrick Brown (HTLJ), Timon (YH) and of course Ares, God of War on all three shows.

To us you are truly immortal

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Ares & Strife YOUNG HERCULES 1998-1999 | 1.3 What a Crockery

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Lawless: Beyond Justice

Kevin Smith as John Lawless

I realize we need more Kevin Smith gifs on here!! so enjoy some turtleneck <3.

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[littlefreya]

Okay I’m done 🫠

@angreav @the-soot-sprite

ARES - XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS SEASON 3

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[msc-ddv-ss]

Character Request Sheet:

The list of all the characters I will write/take requests for:

Walt Disney Animated Movies:

Mickey Mouse and Friends:

Mickey Mouse

Donald Duck

Goofy

Minnie Mouse

Daisy Duck

Pluto

Pete

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs:

Snow White

The Evil Queen

The Seven Dwarfs

Pinocchio:

Pinocchio

Jiminy Cricket

Dumbo:

Dumbo

Timothy Q. Mouse

Bambi:

Bambi

Thumper

Flower

The Three Caballeros:

Panchito Pistoles

Jose Carioca

The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad:

Ichabod Crane

Mr. Toad

Cinderella:

Cinderella

Prince Charming

The Fairy Godmother

Alice in Wonderland:

Alice

The Mad Hatter

The Queen of Hearts

The Cheshire Cat

Peter Pan:

Peter Pan

Captain Hook

Tinkerbell

Wendy / John / Michael

Lady and the Tramp:

Lady

Tramp (Butch)

Sleeping Beauty:

Aurora

Prince Philip

Fauna / Flora / Merryweather

Maleficent

101 Dalmations:

Pongo

Perdita

Cruella De Vil

The Sword and The Stone:

Merlin

Wart (Arthur)

Madam Mim

The Jungle Book:

Baloo

Mowgli

Bagheera

King Louie

Shere Khan

The Aristocats:

Thomas O’Malley

Duchess

Marie / Toulouse / Berlioz

Robin Hood:

Robin Hood

Maid Marian

Little John

Prince John

Winnie the Pooh:

Winnie the Pooh

Christopher Robin

Tigger

Piglet

Eeyore

Rabbit

Kanga / Roo

Owl

The Rescuers:

Bernard

Miss Bianca

The Fox and The Hound:

Tod

Copper

The Black Cauldron:

Taran

Eilonwy

Fflewddur Fflam

Gurgi

The Horned King

The Great Mouse Detective:

Basil of Baker Street

Professor Ratigan

Oliver & Company:

Oliver

Dodger

Bill Cykes

The Little Mermaid:

Ariel

Prince Eric

Ursula

King Triton

Sebastian

Flounder

Beauty and The Beast:

Belle

The Beast

Gaston

Lumiere

Cogsworth

Aladdin:

Aladdin

Jasmine

The Genie

Jafar

The Nightmare Before Christmas:

Jack Skellington

Sally

Oogie Boogie

The Lion King:

Simba

Nala

Scar

Timon / Pumba

Rafiki

A Goofy Movie:

Goofy

Max Goof

Roxanne

Pocahontas:

Pocahontas

John Smith

Governor Ratcliffe

The Hunchback of Notre Dame:

Quasimodo

Esmeralda

Captain Phoebus

Claude Frollo

Hercules:

Hercules

Megara

Hades

Phil

Mulan:

Fa Mulan

Li Shang

Mushu

Shan Yu

Tarzan:

Tarzan

Jane

Clayton

The Emperor's New Groove:

Emperor Kuzco

Pacha

Yzma

Kronk

Atlantis: The Lost Empire

Milo Thatch

Princess Kida

Commander Rourke

Helga Sinclair

Lilo & Stitch:

Stitch

Lilo Pelekai

Nani Pelekai

Jumba

Pleakley

Treasure Planet: (Please Gameloft, I'm begging you...)

Jim Hawkins

John Silver

Captain Amelia

Dr. Delbert Doppler

Brother Bear:

Kenai

Koda

Home on the Range:

Maggie

Mrs. Calloway

Grace

Alameda Slim

Chicken Little:

Chicken Little

Buck Cluck

Meet the Robinsons:

Lewis

Wilbur Robinson

The Bowler Hat Guy

Bolt:

Bolt

Mittens

Rhino

The Princess and The Frog:

Tiana

Prince Naveen

Dr. Facilier

Louis

Mama Odie

Tangled:

Rapunzel

Flynn Rider / Eugene Fitzherbert

Mother Gothel

Wreck-It Ralph:

Wreck-It Ralph

Vanellope Von Schweetz

Fix It Felix

Sergeant Calhoun

King Candy / Turbo

Frozen:

Anna

Elsa

Kristoff

Olaf

Hans

Big Hero 6:

Hiro Hamada

Baymax

Gogo

Wasabi

Honey Lemon

Fred

Zootopia:

Judy Hopps

Nick Wilde

Chief Bogo

Moana:

Moana

Maui

Raya and the Last Dragon:

Raya

Sisu

Namaari

Encanto:

Mirabel Madrigal

The Madrigal Family

Strange World:

Searcher Clade

Ethan Clade

Meridian Clade

Jaeger Clade

Splat

Wish:

Asha

Valentino

King Magnifico

Live Action Movies:

Pirates of the Caribbean:

Captain Jack Sparrow

Will Turner

Elizabeth Swann

Hector Barbossa

Davy Jones

Enchanted:

Giselle

Robert Phillip

Prince Edward

Hocus Pocus:

Mary Sanderson

Sarah Sanderson

Winfred Sanderson

Pixar Movies:

Toy Story:

Woody

Buzz

Jessie

Bo Peep

Monsters Inc.:

James P. Sullivan

Mike Wazowski

Celia Mae

Randall Boggs

Boo

Finding Nemo:

Marlin

Nemo

Dory

Bruce

Hank

The Incredibles:

Mr Incredible

Elastigirl

Dash

Violet

Jack-Jack

Frozone

Syndrome

Edna Mode

Cars:

Lightning McQueen

Ratatouille:

Remy

Wall-E:

Wall-E

EVE

Up:

Carl Fredrickson

Russel

Dug

Kevin

Charles Muntz

Brave:

Merida

Coco:

Miguel Rivera

Hector Rivera

Mama Imelda Rivera

Ernesto De La Cruz

Onward:

Ian Lightfoot

Barley Lightfoot

Soul:

Joe Gardner

22

Luca:

Luca

Alberto

Giulia

Turning Red:

Meilin “Mei” Lee

Elemental:

Ember

Wade

Disney Television Animation Shows:

DuckTales:

Scrooge McDuck

Louie / Dewey / Huey Duck

Launchpad McQuack

Webby Vanderquack

Bentina Beakley

Phineas and Ferb:

Phineas Flynn

Ferb Fletcher

Candace Flynn

Perry the Platypus

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Gravity Falls:

Dipper Pines

Mabel Pines

Grunkle Stan

Soos Ramirez

Wendy Corduroy

Bill Cipher

Amphibia:

Anne Boonchuy

Sprig Plantar

Polly Plantar

Hop Pop Plantar

Sasha Waybright

Marcy Wu

Owl House:

Luz Noceda

Edalyn Clawthorne

King Clawthorne

Amity Blight

Gus Porter

Willow Park

Hunter 

Hooty

(The list will be updated whenever any new films release, new characters release in Dreamlight Valley, and when I feel comfortable writing for some of the other shows)

[originalcollectionwombat]

Crackship Bradley James/Kevin Tod Smith

[pathyn]

Pathyn Blackblade

~~Basics~~

Name: Pathyn Blackblade

Pronunciation: Pay-thin

Nickname: Path (Payth)

Race: Kaldorei

Gender: Male

Birthdate: June 14th

Marital Status: Single

~~Physical Appearance~~

Skin Color: Light Grey

Hair: Long blue to green ombre hair, usually pulled back in a ponytail

Eye Color: Icy white

Height: 7’10”

Build: Muscular, lean waist broad shoulders

Distinguishing Marks: Many scars across his body including a deep burned mark on his back

Tattoos: An eye looking up with barren trees coming up from the eyelashes on his right shoulder, a raven with a glowing white blue eye to match sitting on a stump with snow on a broken branch with a background of barren trees in the snow in the center of his face, a face in a moon with a haunted face on it on his left shoulder, and a screaming face made from cracking earth on his right pec

Piercings: Chains dangle from the tip of his ear to the lobe, nipples, all jewelry in onyx

Face and Body Claim: Kevin Tod Smith (Ares on Xena Warrior Princess) 

~~Personal Information~~

Profession: Tracker, assassin, rogue, sneak, bartender

Hobbies: Creating new drinks, baking, fishing

Residence: Azsuna

Birthplace: Feralas

Fears: Drowning, bees, claustrophobia

~~Relationships~~

Spouse: Never married

Mother: Wanyssea Windbow (Deceased)

Father: Galdal Woodseeker (Deceased)

Siblings: Melanal, sister (deceased), Sysvien, sister (deceased), Melenisse, sister (deceased)

Other Family: Kyeanadril, cousin

~~Sex and Romance~~

Sexual Orientation: Bisexual

Preferred Sexual Role: Switch, leaning Dominant

Libido: High

Turn ons: Flirty, self-assured, a challenge, beautiful voice, intelligence, a mystery, a good sense of humor

Turn offs: Damsels in distress, coarse language, except in bed or excusable times, excuse makers, hypocrites

Love Language: Quality time

Relationship Tendencies: Easy going, relationships don’t have to be difficult, or even named a relationship, he will respect a partner and spend time with them but won’t be clingy or possessive in public. He loves teasing, verbally and in bed.

~~Traits~~ (Bold your character’s answer) Extroverted / In-between / Introverted Disorganized / In-between / Organized Close Minded / In-between / Open Minded Calm / In-Between / Anxious Disagreeable / In-between / Agreeable Cautious / In-between / Reckless Patient / In-between / Impatient Outspoken / In-between / Reserved Leader / In-between / Follower Empathetic / In-between / Apathetic Optimistic / In-between / Pessimistic Hard Working / In-between / Lazy Loyal / In-between / Disloyal Faithful / In-between / Unfaithful

~~Additional Information~~ Alcohol: Yes, Socially Drugs: Yes, Socially Smoking: No

~~RP Hooks~~ Sneak: Can be hired for most clandestine or undercover jobs Bodyguard: Has been hired by rich, famous and powerful people Bartender: A first class bartender with a lot of flair Lady-killer: Has seduced women for fun and for profit

~~How to Contact~~ In Game name: Pathyn Right now Pathyn is being used in conjunction with storylines already in play, but am open to other connections, feel free to message me here.

[notmuchtoconceal]

Keep referring to Michael Fassbender as Fassbinder cause I haven't actually seen a lot of German movies, and he's my primary point of familiarity.

Love is Colder Than Death (Liebe ist kalter als der Tod) aside from being the greatest title ever attached to a film is so clearly a zero budget German Breathless knock-off held together by sheer passionate striving, I will always love it.

I fucking love humble beginnings like this, where an artist is following a clear lead, but doesn't need to be defined by it cause he ain't a bitch more concerned with artificially inflating or distinguishing himself as a form of covert self-sabotage. Boo hoo. Woe is me! I'm not good enough to be the author of my own life and work with people to create real stories which have a life in people's hearts and national markets.

God, when I was like 22, or 23 this fucking dude who was maybe 18 or 19 and dated a girl the same age as me when I was 14 (meaning he was 27 or 28 at the time) wanted me to finish the screenplay for a film he was making, since I was a writer and he evidently wasn't. Apparently he knew I had zero interest in ghostwriting his sub-Kevin Smith style dreck (Kevin Smith being uneven in that Joss Whedon-y way, where his craftsmanship can be middling, but his best works come from the heart, while his weakest rely on stylistic trademarks as advertised) so he had to sucker me in somehow. He told me, and I quote, that he wanted to see "my version" of his film.

He knew he was appealing to my narcissism to entice me, treating me like a collaborator, when in fact, he wanted to scrub every original idea I brought, keep the skelton of the story I filled out, and you know... maybe, maybe keep some of the jokes I added, if they weren't too gay. (Gay jokes in the mind of straight dudes are always deflections, dares, forms of impotent negotiation.)

So I held him to it. Being primarily a prose stylist with a novelistic sensibility, I was aware of certain structural differences between a novel and film plot, and I figured I'd just learn by doing. I figured writing a screenplay would help me improve my dialogue, a feature of my writing I wasn't confident in at the time. I had a month, and editing and polishing is often the most time-intensive part of writing, and I didn't really feel any of his characters, or understand the heart of his story, so I figured...

Yeah, just go for it. Write way too much. Take those unnecessary detours. See what the characters do. Experiment. Play around. Have fun. Once it's done, and you see where it went, you'll have the shape of the whole in mind. Once you have the essence of the characters, you can distill that and streamline their portrayal. Basically, it was the type of bloated but fascinating hybrid work you typically get when having novelists write screenplays, or see in writer/directors who operate more novelistically.

This dude fucking hated it.

Sure, it ended up being three hundred pages, but that wasn't the problem. The problem was I made it mine. The problem was I did exactly what he fucking said he wanted, but he was acting in bad faith, trying to manipulate me and it blew up in his face

I told this fucker "Yeah, I know it's long. Just give it a read. Got a pretty good idea of what needs to be cut, and can deffo get this under 120 pages."

Cause, uh... You know. It ain't fuckin hard to figure out what's necessary. I admit and take delight in dense, maximalist styles, though also -- I equally delight in an understated poetic minimalism. I really admire lean, athletic works with all the fat trimmed off. All I asked this fucker was to read the screenplay he asked me to write a single-time, then talk to me about it. Man to man. As a fellow artist.

That was too fuckin hard for him. He immediately got defensive and frightened and protective of the work he asked to make mine (as though his version somehow didn't still exist in the draft he sent me). He accused me of trying to steal his film from him, as he would exasperatingly whine "If we can get it down to time!" as though dragging a mouse cursor over redundant scenes I wrote to amuse myself and hitting delete were somehow an insurmountable labor. It was like ... you want to keep all the work I did, but you don't like any of the work I did?

Like, I figured we'd sit down in the same room at some point and discuss the changes, or our differing views of the characters, or the heart of the story, or uh... At least have an email correspondence.

Nope. Totally clammed up. Ass cemented shut.

Started to gradually exclude me more and more from the production, as if he now needed to reassert his sole personal vision after asking to see mine, while also feeling overwhelmed by the mess I lead him into it. He seemed to want to film without a complete screenplay, which would be a production nightmare, cause what if you rewrote a scene and then needed to refilm something? Like, usually you go into a lengthy cost-consumptive task like shooting a film with a firm foundation, but nah. Maybe I was expecting too much by asking him to read? I was experiencing the pure childlike joy of creation and excited to make a movie, but I guess I was just way too fucking intimidating for him.

At the time, I felt so spurned and neglected, nearly heartbroken. I didn't know where this was coming from. My assumption was he'd be able to tell what was and wasn't relevant to his version of the story, but I was also likely expecting too much by thinking he was interested in story. Directing and starring in a movie was apparently a pure power fantasy with the aim to capitalize on known cultural fixtures to receive attention from an established ego mass because his story didn't have any heart, and he didn't have a soul. He didn't want to finish the movie because he didn't want to be recognized, being nothing, so he found a convenient way to make me an insurmountable obstacle hampering him from his hopeless dreams.

I know what I like, and I love what I do. I'm still overjoyed to create, and I'd like to create more with people, but tiny dicks and big egos seem to get in the way, many it seems not wanting to create for the right reasons, they themselves being unmade.

Anyhoo, you can clearly see how the follow-up in this collection, Katzelmacher connects to Fassbinder's theatrical roots, it very much having the feel of a filmed stage play, with minimal character and camera movement, but plenty of dialogue. I confess, the only other film in this set I can remember much of is The American Soldier (Der amerikanische Soldat) mostly for its haunting score and boffo finale. It was the first time I felt Fassbinder's aesthetic sense cohere into something unique and memorable, where I could begin to see his influence on someone like Tarantino.

I confess, a huge part of why I immediately loved Inglourious Basterds was I had just gone on a major Godard binge and it felt like seeing a French New Wave film in a multiplex, what with half of it being subtitled and all the fourth-wall breaking artifice.

Breathless remains a weird, hilarious, absolutely intoxicating noir film, with a tone absolutely true to its title. Jean-Paul Belmondo is a hot af boxing stud and I love him running around in a fedora doing a Humphrey Bogart impersonation. I remember my high school film studies professor, Mr. Costigan (who filled that class as a labor of love, and was also my yearbook and drama instructor) thinking it "didn't hold up" after he showed it to me, and frankly I just felt he didn't remember how to be young.

Anyway, now I'm talking about French movies. We all know the reputation of French movies, but tell me bro. How many fuckin French movies have you actually seen? Do you let the idea of other people's masturbatory pretensions close your heart to the sublime? Is nothing worth doing cause you're spending all your time posing as someone who isn't a poseur? God. Isn't it fucking exhausting, living up to the ultimate pretension of agreeable normalcy?

Imagine being the type of fucking twerp who feels a twinge of resentment and rage at someone else owning Criterion movies cause you think you can pass for a sophisticate with your consumer choices.

When I first got into fucking film, streaming wasn't a thing and I pirated everything, like constantly. I would download five or six films a night, then watch them on my shitty laptop in the dark. I fucking both felt bad for stealing, and also, yeah -- wanted to watch the films uncompressed and on a real television. There was a lot of fucking shit I would "steal" -- not only music and movies, but property, energy, souls. I'd felt I was on a largely invisible redemption arc, for ultimately my own moral integrity amounted to nothing but a private daydream in an amoral world, as if my attitudes weren't shaping my reality. To me, supporting the creators of the artworks I admired once I had the means to do so (even if it was largely symbolic) mattered more than how I'd appear for buying things cause shit's how it is, not how it looks.

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young hercules - 1x42 the prize

[shanie]

To @aquilalorelei

I know you'll never read this. Or maybe you will, wherever you are. Do they get wifi in the afterlife? Anyway. On the off chance that this message gets sent to... wherever... I'm writing it. I wish things had been different.

I tried. So FUCKING hard. I tried to make us work but, whether you realized you were doing it or not, you wouldn't let me. If it was your brain rotted by whatever has now taken you, I don't know. If it was you intentionally pushing away everyone who cared about you so they wouldn't cry when you were gone, I don't know. I honestly don't know much right now, really. The point is, I couldn't do it anymore. I tried as hard as I fucking could but I couldn't do it. If that makes me weak, or what, I don't know that either. Maybe I should have given you even more chances. Maybe I should have ended it sooner. There's a million maybes honestly of things that I could have done differently but, really, sitting here knowing that this is how it ended, all I can say is that I have far less regrets than I probably should. You aren't suffering anymore. You were a scientist. You never really believed much in an afterlife, but at least you are no longer suffering. If there's nothing that comes after this, I can take comfort that you aren't in pain anymore. If there is something after this though, I hope that the first thing you did upon getting there was to find Kevin Tod Smith and tell him how much you've missed him all these years. I hope he welcomed you with open arms and thanked you for never letting his memory die, 20 years later. I hope you told him all the things you always wanted to tell him. Knowing you, you're still probably wherever fangirling like crazy over him, swooning over his accent as he sings "Rebel Yell" for you for the fifth time. Anyway, as a word to the people out there in this plane of existence who are reading this. Life is short. You never know when the people you once adored will be gone. So if you're going to end a friendship, be prepared for the possibility that those deathbed amends will never happen. Tomorrow is promised nobody. Not me, not her, NOT YOU (you know who you are), none of us. So think twice before you cut someone out of your life. Because you may never get a chance to change your mind. Anyway, goodbye luv. I loved you so 'stonking' much.

[xenagabrielleforever]

[misanthropemom]

Admittedly I am a Xena fan, and an Ares fan, and a Kevin Tod Smith fan, and I have never watched The Boys. So I have a really hard time adjusting to the passage of time because I still think of Karl Urban as that adorable little twink. And when I see him nowadays with those gifs of him lifting weights and everyone going crazy for his arms, all I can think of is, "oh, look at the little baby, trying to match Our Kev!" I mean I'm not immune to the thirst, but those tiddies will never compare. (Someone add that weightlifting bit from Lawless)

[xeniteuniverse]

Ares - Kevin Tod Smith 🌸 ❤️