#ker pow!

[kply-industries]

[scarecrowbutch]

there's a he-wolf in the closet, open up and set it free (awoo)

[superiorsturgeon]

Babysitting the Rwbabies

Jamie: (Arkos son) *hugging a stuffed bunny* 🥺

Nala: (Bumbleby daughter) *defiantly standing with her hands on her little hips* 😠

Jenny: (Frosensteel daughter) *shyly peeking out from behind Jamie* 🥺

Magna: (Renora daughter) *yawns, already bored* 🥱

Oscar: (adult babysitter) …I don’t know how I got stuck with babysitting duty. I mean, YOU I understand, since you’re actually related to one of them…

Adrian: (teenaged babysitting assistant) Look, just because Jamie is my cousin doesn’t mean I know how to take care of him! My uncle usually handles this! You’re the adult here, don’t you have any ideas?

Oscar: Well, there was one thing that my neighbor used to do for the local kids when we stayed over… 🤔

———————————————————

Oscar: *with his shirt pulled up over his head* AwooOOOooOooo!!! I’m the Hairless Otter, and I MUST EAT CHICKENS!!! 🤪

Rwbabies: *laughing and clapping as Oscar howls again* 🤣

Adrian: *with a pillow shoved under his shirt and holding a broom like a rifle* Hey, you bag of flesh!

Oscar: AwOOOooooOOOO!!!! *turns to face Adrian*

Adrian: Let’s DANCE!!

Adrian: *aims his broom like a gun* Ker-pow!

Oscar: *staggers back, clutching his chest overdramatically* Ooohhh…! My otter heart! It has been stroked…! 😵

Rwbabies: 😂

Oscar: *looks down* AH-HA! You missed, hunter Adrian!

Adrian: *looks down at his weapon* Stupid broom! 🤬

Oscar: ACHAAAAA!!!! *tackles Adrian to the floor*

Adrian: *flailing around* AAHH!!! I’m otter-bait! 😩

Rwbabies: *clapping* 😆

[sprinklecipher]

And 'BZZZT' takes it in a runaway! I thought the votes would be a bit more spread out, but nope, BZZZT is the clear favorite.

Inspired by the wonderful Eelectric Miguel

[cyberscratch]

"KER-POW!!!"

an art fight attack of The Lawless, owned by @ketrapilled !!

[birdbrain-npts]

The Extinction [TMA] ID Pack

Pt: The Extinction [TMA] ID Pack /end pt

Name: Agrona, Alpha, Anubis, Ares, Athena, Azmaveth, Azrael, Beta, Boreas, Boylan, Chione, Cold, Comet, Dino, Dodo, End, Extinct, Extinction, Fall, Fallout, Freeze, Gamma, Garland, Gary, Hephaestus, Hillier, Ker, Keres, Khione, Lyssa, Mammoth, Mars, Meteor, Minerva, Morana, Morgan, Morrigan, Mut, Ophelia, Osiris, Rad, Radiation, Ragnarok, Saber, Saur, Shu, Tech, Thanatos, Tyrann, Volcano, Vulcan

Pronouns: alpha/alphas, beta/betas, change/changes, dead/deads, death/deaths, dino/dinosaur, dinosaur/dinosaurs, end/end, extin/extinct, free/freeze, freeze/freezes, fro/frozen, frozen/frozen, gamma/gammas, gei/geiger, geiger/geigers, ice/ices, pow/power, power/powers, rad/radiation, rad/rads, radiation/radiations, tech/techs, ☢/☢s, ☣/☣s, ⚠/⚠s, ❄/❄s, 📡/📡s, 📺/📺s, 🔥/🔥s, 🕰/🕰s, 🦕/🦕s, 🦖/🦖s

Titles: Avatar of the Extinction, humanity's mistake / choice / recklessness, prn that follows / is part of the end, prn who faced the terrible change, prn who is cursed / blessed by extinction, prn who is devoid of life, prn who is feared, prn who is radioactive / toxic / dangerous, prn who lives in spike fields, prn who marks the end, prn who's world is [always] ending, the atomic priest, the extinct, the harbinger, the lifeless, the looming threat, the newest fear, the numbers station operator / listener, the raycat

Genders: Sillyextinction, Warnucleon, Warnuclethorns, Warnucleblocks, Warnuclehonor, Warnuclepriest, Warnucleraycat, Beliextinction, Theextinctionfem, Theextinctionmasc, Extinctionbitch, Avaextinction, Extinctionfreak, Extinctionloser, Extinctionweirdo, Vigilialypsis, Extinclypse, Cataclysm System

Other ids: Avatar of the Extinction Occuden, Avatar of the Extinction, The Extinction Eiment, Theextinctiondernic, Theextinctionallion, Theextinctionhearthic, Theextinctiontant, Theextinctionperspesque, Theextinctionvior, Theextinctionvesil, Alderlyptic

Song recommendations: Dinosaur + Goodbye to a World

Text in bold is: Names, Pronouns, Titles, Genders, Other ids, and Song recommendations respectively

All term names are links

Tagging @radiomogai and @id-pack-archive

[lucieebrey]

KER-POW!

KER-SPLAT!

YAZOO!

A childhood fave.

[danganronpasurvivoraskblog]

The Future is Dark

According to Rantaro's schematics, we're still a bit of a distance to get to the hangar. It's basically on the other side of the factory.

I don't suppose there's some kind of shortcut we could take to get there?

How about it Uchui?

I don't know about "shortcut" but I remember going this way when I was trying to get Fuyuhiko and the others out of this place.

So it's at least a step in the right direction.

On the plus side, with Zetsubou's forces so spread thin and with a group this large and powerful, there's no need for any detours this time.

Thank GOD...Crawling through those tunnels was a nightmare.

YOU thought it was a nightmare? Imagine the rest of us having to put up with your whimpering!?

H-Hey! I think I was pretty brave all things considered!

Sometimes I wonder how it is you guys put up with him...

I ask myself the same question every time I happen to run into him.

Hey, Yasu can be brave when he needs to be.

Yeah. I mean, he was the one who came to us when we formed the Ultra Despair Gang a few years back.

Towa killed my mom. I had good reason to confront him.

But uh...I wasn't really expecting my revenge to go the way it did.

Oh my fucking god, I am NEVER living that shit down, am I?

God help us if you do.

...

Toko, give Kuripa a break for once. I know he's powering through, but he's not exactly in a good state of mind either.

When is he ever? Look I know I'm not one to talk, but the fact is Kuripa is a murderous psychopath when he-

SHUT IT TOKO!

!!?

Seriously!

...

...You're right...I'm sorry...I shouldn't be saying that here...

No, it's ok. I get it. And you're not exactly wrong either...

Oooookay...I think we should move on...Where to?

I think the hangar is in that direction, but you're gonna have to give me a second. We need to get this door open. Anyone with hacking materials wanna help?

*Uchui leads Komaru and Kanon over to a panel on the wall. He pries it open and fiddles with a few wires, then points at it to tell them to shoot.

You ready?

Got it!

*POW!* *POW!* *POW!* *CLUNCK!* *KER-CHUNK!*

*With that, the large door starts to slide open slowly.

[brown-little-robin]

oh!!! in other party news, I mentioned to one of uncles (note, an uncle I barely interact with because our families just.... barely share anything in common....) that I like Batman. and he asked what KIND of Batman and I said the Robins and also the really cheesy old show. and this Christmas he remembered!! and made the effort to watch the ENTIRE cheesy old Batman movie with me! (Batman: the Movie 1966). like, complete with the fight scenes that feature "POW!" and "WHAM!" and "KER-SPLOOSH!". and we had fun!!! it was so nice!

[kply-industries]

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@-pic--rickroll-everyday

rickroll rating: cards.

[absentmoon]

thhe way he pronounces things LIKE.Like "where's the challenge in that!"

[raspberryyarn246]

Diluc dislikes Kaeya part 2: Kaeya thinks he can speak Japanese because he watches anime

Kaeya: Uh... sugui. hehehe. subarashi.

Diluc: Listen bro, you can't speak Japanese just because you watched anime.

Kaeya: ago gawa garimasu im.

Diluc: Okay, you made it to lesson one of Rosetta Stone any you watch anime. you still can't speak Japanese.

Kaeya: Baku heh...

Diluc: Listen bro, if you going to take drastic measures.

Kaeya: Nan daska. Soca *laughs*

*pow! *

Kaeya: Nani? (What?)

Kaeya looks down on his stomach and saw blood.

Kaeya: Oi, oi, oi, oi. *gasps* sonna...(noway) *chokes* fukanou (impossible) the strap. bakemono (monster)

Diluc: That I was playing with you? Not playing with your stupid ass. Quit speaking that fake-ass japanese sh!t.

Kaeya: nani...

Diluc: Say nani again. say nani one more g**damn time. I double dog dare you. You muthaf**ker!

Kaeya: Nani?

*pow!*

Kaeya: jaleyaredaze- (yare yare daze-)

*POW!!*

Diluc: You like japanese so much? sayonara. Sayonara.

%~%

*dizzying*

Kaeya: mada desu...( not yet)

*PPPPOOOOOWWWW*

THE END

based on the original video people who think they speak Japanese because they watch anime

[delcat177]

Anyway I finally did what I should have done years ago and broke Canon Slapfight down into individual frames

As much as it’s an infinite loop, it was storyboarded as a linear interaction! And it’s exactly the one you’d expect!

WARNING FOR BRIGHT FLASHING GIF

ALSO WARNING FOR YARDS OF NERD RAMBLING, AT LEAST SIX SUBURBAN ONES AND A COUPLE BACK ACRES BESIDES

OG:

Ad infinitum. But who started it?

Who ALWAYS starts it? We have exactly one frame that says everything it needs to about why this is happening: Maxwell is directly misdirecting Wilson, because that’s what he does. There is a 3% chance that Maxwell’s pretending to wave to mislead him, but given all reason, I’m going with the 97% probability that the caption to this is Wilson’s response to “say pal wanna see a magic trick”, because Maxwell is bored and Wilson is gullible. It’s the foundation of their relationship, canonically, all slash mischief aside. “Nothing up my sleeve...”

...and because of that canon, the trick is faking him out to torment him, because, again, Maxwell is bored. Don’t let Maxwells get bored. They can’t help themselves.

It’s just teasing him, but since Wilson is (justifiably) on edge about maybe getting murdered after being betrayed once and dying.......more than once

he loses his chill, and even as Maxwell pulls back and looks genuinely concerned and/or at least “c’mon it’s just a joke”

he escalates the situation

"ahahahhhh...ha?”

aaand no longer bored, Maxwell goes full into the slapfight, overjoyed and triumphant (ha ha oh I made myself sad)

which Wilson leaps into with vigor, because we all, myself included, forget that he is also a smug bastard, they are both absolute manchildren, they are playground flirting fighting

There are, of course, more actual animatic frames, a lot of tweens, I think it explodes into 500+, but that’s the story here. And it’s beautiful because it is the story here. “Maxwell gets bored, Wilson reacts, Maxwell leaps on attention like Ophelia into an open grave, Wilson has to punch his smug stupid face” until the last star burns out.

That’s it. That’s my Nerds. It takes six seconds to view the full animation. It says EVERYTHING.

And  behind the curtains, it says everything else.

I’m gonna take the two seconds and pat myself on the back for this being the only time I ever found Klei ARG tracks by myself, because nothing they do is without purpose, even if these two ancient thinbos are doing it. This dropped shortly after they found each other in the DST chronology, when Klei was just beginning to hint at the plot for that quantum leg of this trip, just a gif on a blank black page. If you think to check the source code...

...you find this text hidden in it...

SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! KaPOW! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! CRUnCH! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! KeR-POW! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! wHAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! CrACK! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! KeR-POW! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! BiFF! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! BANg! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! CLAnK!

...which seems like another gag until you go “why clank?” and then realize you should be reading between the lines.

I know people don’t quite get why I’m so into characters from a game where “you just run around and survive, right?”, and I give them that entirely. The magic/science of Don’t Starve is that it’s intensely story-first in drive, it just hides it all to be stumbled on by people who are running around surviving.

Anything that is arbitrary can be made into a connection. It’s a fantastic takeaway for anyone building a world. It’s important that the connections aren’t made all the time, that you pick your lode-bearing coincidences well or you’re risking pretention, but once you internalize it, you can weave remarkable things into a story. 

You can come out and tell your readers, your players, your viewers, what have you, just about anything if you leave out just the right frame of perspective for viewing the context until you want them to have it.

I mean, provided you’re into the kind of misery that is thinking fifteen moves ahead at any given moment, putting the long hours into making that context matter, the writing, the problem-solving, the worldbuilding, following the arcs to their possible trajectories, having a plan of action for impact regardless of what the players in the great dramedy might do.

Where I come from, there’s a name for that kind of person.

We call them GMs.

I’m so glad ours are so clever 🦊🍵📆

ok break it up you two, remember he’s only got 80 HP, Wilson, probably bruises like a ripe peach even with your little whiff-mittens

[roach-works]

we lived in missouri for awhile when i was a kid and there was this extremely hokey theme park called Silver Dollar City which me and my brother loved and i think my dad also liked in a not-totally-ironic way and my mom at least put up with. there was a boat ride through a sunken collapsing mine full of bandits where you had fake rifles and just shot the hell out of everything, to the sound of extremely cartoonish bonging and twanging and ker-powing. it was huge fun.

anyway there was one miner mannequin trapped in a dead end tunnel collapse with a lit stick of dynamite who always raised it and said ‘i’m gettin’ outta here! no matter what!’ and when your boat goes past him an enormous explosion noise happens and the general implication is the idiot blew himself to kingdom come.

it’s been almost thirty years and every now and then when we get stuck somewhere, my dad looks at me, raises invisible dynamite, and goes ‘i’m gettin’ outta here! no matter what!’ in the most gosh-durn offensive southern accent a well-traveled, urbane jewish intellectual can possibly manage.

it still cracks me up.

Tell me about a joke that you and your family absolutely lose your shit over that other people would not get.

Tell me about the very unique way you pick on each other.

Or tell me about a pop culture reference your family will never let die and you’ve never heard any other family use it.

*chin on hands* I just love hearing these stories. (I’m obsessed with little loser microcultures like families and very niche fandoms) So lay it on me.

[keoni-chan]

Merry Christmas to you! I have a WCIF type question. I would LOVE to overhaul all the Sims in my game to have the same looks as the one you use on your default hair replacement image (the girl with the green sweater) her eyes don't look angular at all and that waterline is like KER-POW! :D ...If it's not too much trouble maybe a list of what you do for males as well?

A (very late) Merry Christmas to you too :D

Well, basically all that comes from the default replacement face templates. All I do is move some sliders, and they usually come out pretty (or at least interesting XD) I use @spookymuffinsims‘ templates. You can download them here. 

The waterlines are also a big help with making eyes look less angular. I used these on the sim with the green sweater. But I’ve been using the ones that came with this set by AlfredAskew and they’re amazing. Highly recommended!

I guess the trick I use the most is combining maxis match with bits of (semi-) realistic CC. 

Hope that helps! :D