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I feel like there’s a fuga impossivel joke u could make with this clip

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Tbh I’m not a huge fan of the association between Red Lives and being physically cold that I see in a fair amount of Traffic fics. It’s a cool headcanon fs! And I understand that it exists as an allusion to how red lives are so close to death

But to me there’s something about proximity to death that just begets heat and energy. Red lives are hopelessly alive, the closer you are to death the more your body wants to reject it. Feverish like you’re fighting off an infection…

Furthermore ☝️ I think “burning up” is an intriguing way to conceptualize red life bloodthirst. You want/have to kill people, in turn putting your own life at greater risk. The players have rarely lost their last lives quietly, they die because they were trying so hard to live.

But you wouldn’t blame a fire for burning out

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again thousand times. Never enough people talking about how qCellbit fell in love with the man who shares a face with a man he gutted in prison

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I think of all the life series, I find Double Life and Limited Life particularly interesting because they’re the only seasons where the champion’s death was inevitable.

Like yes every other winner (excluding Scar) has chosen to die at the end of their season, but those two had absolutely no say in the matter

Death was the inevitable consequence of winning Double Life, and death was the inevitable consequence of playing limited life at all etc etc

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My friends telling me about fandom drama & bad stuff going on with their shows and such today leaving me like this

[cellbit]: Big things happening today, thank god none of them affect me

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Getting flamed UNPROMPTED for buying the Mratyn plushy 😑

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Erm not to alarm anyone but Cellbit is currently listed as president in the pt version of the Qsmp wiki

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Venn diagram where Cellbit is one circle and Vriska is the other

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Anytime I misspeak in English I feel that “grug jump in tar pit” “nooo everyone forget soon” “Grug going to do it for real” in my bones like nausea

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Kinda related to my ullenska post but now that I’m thinking about twitter tazercraft stuff.

Did the Pac-Man hybrid headcanons that were popping off on twt a few months ago ever make it to tumblr bc I feel like I never saw any of that on here.

Tbh idk if that ever made it to the English speaking community but it’s important to me. Like did the qPac eats souls thing ever breach containment ???

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NOT that I’m implying anything.. BUT Celltw makes a lot of sense if u contextualize their dynamic through Alternian society… which is DEFINITELY NOT to say anyone should make a homestuck au like what if I drew them as trolls,,,, whatttt who said that ?

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//wip

Giving my blorbo a fuckass bob to cope with the fuckass bob I gave myself

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If u see me drawing qCellbit shorter then characters he’s usually depicted as taller then.. u will mind ur own business this is about me and my deep attraction to short & dangerous men

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Secret pjo knowledge is that the pt version of lightning thief is 8000x more devastating then the English version

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Sorry for conflating bisexuality and cannibalism. It will happen again

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Every day I refresh the Qsmp cannibalism tag on ao3 multiple times like a wild animal looking for stimulus. All this to say is that yes if at any point you’ve written something with those tags, I have read it and also I love you