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bestnoncannonship · 3 days ago
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We can always think of something to do, Mr. Spock.
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bestnoncannonship · 3 days ago
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You're Sherlock Holmes.
You're unique, and you know it. You're one of the smartest people in the world, and you take pride in it. You refine your skills, use them and make a living out of it like no one else could. It's not always good, though. You don't fit with others. No one truly sees or understands you — and at this point, you're sure no one ever can.
You move in with a new flatmate. You have him figured out pretty much from the moment you met him: he's quite simple, really, there's not much to learn. It's not long before you know his every habit, every expression — his expressions are so easy to read, the man is an open book. He's good company, though. And he doesn't seem to mind your eccentricities, so that's nice. You bond, somewhat.
And then — then, he surprises you for the first time. And the second. And the third. He's smarter than you thought, braver than you thought, more loyal, more stubborn than you ever realised, and as you live on together for longer and longer, as you grow closer and closer, he doesn't ever stop surprising you. Just as you think that this time, surely you know all there is to know about him, it turns out there's a new side to him you've never yet experienced. Just as you think you can always predict how he'd behave, he turns to do something unexpected. You spend years together, he's your closest friend, your other half, and there's still so much to learn about him, you know your study will never be complete.
And just as you realise how you can never truly learn all there is to know about him, he learns all there is to know about you. Your habits are unique, strange, unconventional, and he knows them all. Your expressions are unreadable, misleading at times, and he can read every one of them. Your moods are fast-changing, and he anticipates them, and knows how to deal with each one. He knows your opinions, your tastes, what you'll find interesting, what'll make you bored and irritated. At times, you think he knows you better than you know yourself.
He understands you. You never thought anyone could — but then, John Watson always surprised you.
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bestnoncannonship · 3 days ago
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At first, I thought you were a constellation
I made a map of your stars, then I had a revelation
You're as beautiful as endless
You're the universe I'm helpless in
Redraw of this photo!
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bestnoncannonship · 5 days ago
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I went to the forest that makes you have multiple pronouns and accidentally touched some poison ivy there
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bestnoncannonship · 5 days ago
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Posting faggot and queer like 2am gunshots to keep property values on my blog low and scare away assimilationist LGBTs who want to replace my empty lot full of native wildflowers with a 5-over-1 because they're too traumatized by their upbringing to accept the reality of our diverse marginalized community
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bestnoncannonship · 6 days ago
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Spock and Sherlock Holmes are the same brand of “this character has been around for SO long and basically everyone agrees they’re gay or at least some flavor of queer. so much so that they’ve impacted the minds and hearts of GENERATIONS of queer people but for some reason, no matter how many adaptions and spin offs we get in the years since the original work, no one making the official work has had the guts to say it officially ”
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bestnoncannonship · 7 days ago
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A gold and diamond brooch that miniaturizes the path of the planets around the sun celebrating science and natural phenomena while still remaining an intriguing, attractive, and lightweight design. (1959)
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bestnoncannonship · 8 days ago
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Do you think that when he and Yusuf were killing each other that they descended into raw animalism having shattered one anothers weapons? Do you think that they bit and ripped and tore at each other? Do you think that when Nicolo felt the warm living blood drop into his own mouth it felt like a communion?
Centuries later they go through the same motions of violence under another light, mouths now nipping at collarbones and murmuring sweet nothings, dragging nails through each other's backs.
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bestnoncannonship · 8 days ago
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k/s yuri
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bestnoncannonship · 10 days ago
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I got Abrahamic Deity and Resurrection.
I'm in my Jesus era I guess.
Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.
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bestnoncannonship · 13 days ago
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It's okay op......Nikki isn't going to keep those hands for long.......
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Can I draw hands? no, can i draw a violin? also not but did i still want to draw nicki? absolutely yes
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bestnoncannonship · 13 days ago
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i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here
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bestnoncannonship · 13 days ago
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Controlling the narrative, the aspects of propaganda. I think as much as Sunrise on the Reaping might start with the initial Games, this will be very much about the narrative surrounding Haymitch's rebellious act at the end.
This will be the book about how a rebellion failed, because the narrative was successfully controlled.
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bestnoncannonship · 13 days ago
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Amazing how I’m a grown adult and I still cannot shake the exact same childhood feeling of thinking im going to “get in trouble”
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bestnoncannonship · 14 days ago
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No but the Hunger Games really said "what do you hate more- the atrocities or the people who commit them against you? Because like it or not there IS a difference. If you hate the people who commit acts of pure evil more than you hate the acts themselves, what will stop you from becoming just like your enemies in your pursuit of justice? What will keep you from commiting those very same acts against THEM when the opportunity arises? And what then? The cycle of pain and suffering will never stop. Round and round it'll go. Nothing will ever change. But. BUT. If you hate the atrocities. If you hate the vile, senseless acts MORE than you hate the people who did them to you. If you are able to see that evil is evil regardless of who does it... The cycle ends with you. No, you may never get justice. But you will never be responsible for making others, even your enemies, suffer the same crimes you have. The atrocities will never be committed by you, never by your hand. And that's the way you change the world. It's the ONLY way" and that's why I am sure it will never stop being one of the most relevant works of fiction ever created
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bestnoncannonship · 14 days ago
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The idea of warning about spoilers for a play always makes me laugh whenever someone brings it up. I’ve gone into most plays in my life knowing everything that will happen in them and if I didn’t it’s just because I felt like seeing a play that night and didn’t bother to look up a synopsis.
Some playbills have a summary of the whole play in them act by act, sometimes scene by scene. You can sit there in your seat waiting for the play to start and get the whole plot “spoiled” for yourself with information handed to you on the way in.
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