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I just said aloud a cursed lesbian kink post by accident while hugging my cat:

"Oh no. Mommy is high as balls, Kitty!"

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Jokes on y'all those dudes made me feel better!!

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Stop giving fathers redemption arcs. That old man sucks and you know it

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grantaire with long hair and long coat is something that can be so personal

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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

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You're passing through Wonka's factory and through a doorway you see what is distinctly the body of Christ being fed into a big wacky machine

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American States with a smaller population than Long Island, NY (8.06M)

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Hannibal scripts are now on TV Writing!

Season 1

Hannibal 1x01 - Aperitif

Hannibal 1x02 - Amuse-Bouche

Hannibal 1x03 - Potage

Hannibal 1x04 - Ceuf

Hannibal 1x05 - Coquilles

Hannibal 1x06 - Entree

Hannibal 1x07 - Sorbet

Hannibal 1x08 - Fromage

Hannibal 1x09 - Trou-Normand

Hannibal 1x10 - Buffet-Froid

Hannibal 1x11 - Roti

Hannibal 1x12 - Releves

Hannibal 1x13 - Savoureux

Season 2

Hannibal 2x02 - Sakizuke

Hannibal 2x03 - Hassun

Hannibal 2x04 - Takiawase

Hannibal 2x05 - Mukozuke

Hannibal 2x06 - Futamono

Hannibal 2x07 - Yakimono

Hannibal 2x08 - Su-zakana

Hannibal 2x09 - Shiizakana

Hannibal 2x10 - Naka-choko

Hannibal 2x11 - Ko-No-Mono

Hannibal 2x12 - Tome-wan

Hannibal 2x13 - Mizumono

Season 3

Hannibal 3x01 - Antipasto

Hannibal 3x02 - Primavera

Hannibal 3x03 - Secondo

Hannibal 3x04 - Aperitivo

Hannibal 3x05 - Contorno

Hannibal 3x06 - Dolce

Hannibal 3x07 - Digestivo

Hannibal 3x08 - The Great Red Dragon

Hannibal 3x09 - …and the Woman Clothed with the Sun

Hannibal 3x10 - …and the Woman Clothed in Sun

Hannibal 3x11 - …and the Beast from the Sea

Hannibal 3x12 - The Number of the Beast Is 666

Hannibal 3x13 - The Wrath of the Lamb

Source: https://sites.google.com/site/tvwriting/us-drama/us-drama-collections/hannibal

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this too shall pass but like… when

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Pete Buttigieg is just a faggot.

It's very important to me that younger queers understand this: to the people who you're trying to be more respectable for when you say things like neopronouns set the trans movement back or you're why the cishets don't accept us or including [aces/bi people with the 'wrong kind' of partners/non-binary people/kinksters/non-passing trans ppl/furries/polyam people] just hurts us, can't you wait until we get all our rights before we talk about some of yours? -- to those people? Pete Buttigieg is just a fag.

On Sunday at Pride Northwest, some kids -- late teens, early 20s -- asked what our button I survived Reagan for this? meant. All of the queer adults at the tables making up our ad hoc counter looked at each other and sighed a little. Emet and another adult started to explain the way that the Reagan Administration handled -- or didn't handle -- the beginning of the AIDS crisis. How many people died. How much we were ignored. The Ashes Action. The Time Magazine article which explicitly blamed bisexual men for passing the pandemic to the cishet community, playing on all the worst stereotypical bullshit. The way that even when the CDC started paying attention, they were so focused on gay men that they ignored AIDS in the lesbian community, leading to the "women don't get AIDS, they just die from it" poster. And so on.

I finished counting out change and passed the last Bear Pride raised fist pin over to a bear a little older than me, then turned my head and interjected, "they didn't care until it started infecting more than just the fags." I turned my head back and handed him his change. He laughed bitterly and said, "remember when they called it 'gay cancer?'"

That what I need you to understand. The people for whom you are folding yourself into smaller and smaller boxes will never see you as anything but a freak. A queer. A dyke. A tranny. A fag.

Never.

These are people who will stand by and let you wither away and die alone, gasping for breath in a cinderblock room, and not even claim your ashes, and they will say you deserve it, because of your lifestyle. If they speak of you at all it will be by the wrong name, with the pictures you hate the most. They will curse at your lover, throw him out of the home you shared, and steal the gift you gave last Christmas to throw it in the trash just so he can't have it and they'll say Jesus loves you! while they do it. They'll feel good and righteous and blessed and holy and pure for doing it.

And for them, you spit in the eye of your sister. For them, you disavow your sibling. For their sake, you trim away bits of your heart and lace yourself up tight. Never too loud. Never too queer. Never inconvenient or embarrassing, never asking for too much.

Pete Buttigieg is what happens when your Boomer dad turns out gay. Middle America. Parents still married. Suburban-sprouted. Valedictorian. Harvard-educated. Rhodes Scholarship. Military service. More power to him: I hope he and Chasten are very happy together. Genuinely, I do.

You couldn't create a more respectable gay if you grew one in a lab run by concerned voter focus groups.

But Pete Buttigieg? Is just a fag.

That's the part you don't seem to get: when they abandoned us, they abandoned all of us. Rock Hudson was a beloved movie star and even personally friendly with that horrid pair of ambitious jackals. Nancy Reagan refused to help him get into the only place in the world that could treat him at the time, and he died.

It was 1985, 4 years after the CDC first released papers on what would eventually become known as HIV/AIDS and 7 years after the first known death from an infection from HIV-2. Reagan hadn't even said the word AIDS by the time Hudson died.

Pete Buttigieg is just a fag, and so am I. Unless I'm a dyke, which seems to depend on who's yelling what from which window and what day it is.

Yes, there will be people who genuinely love and accept you. Those people are worth all the frustration of the rest, thankfully, and they're the ones who love you in a pup mask or a leather harness and a neon jock like the ones sold by the men up the row from us last weekend. They're the ones who laugh out loud when you tell them you hid the word "dyke" in your company name, the ones who love you in all your messiness and uncertainty and the way you don't fit into neat boxes all scrubbed up and clean.

Most cishets, though... well, they don't actively mean you specifically any harm, at least not when they have to look at you. Not when you're right there in front of them. Maybe they'll be okay with you, personally, especially if you're the kind of gay who makes a good rhetorical device, and as long as you remain a good rhetorical device.

They need people to know that they don't have a problem with the gays, after all, and there you are, being all convenient. You make a nice token, and as long as you do, well. You're useful.

But they call you by your deadname when you're not around, and they put the wrong pronouns in your medical record even though they met you years after you came out, and they won't put themselves out to save you. Not one little bit.

I didn't want to be here again. The year I graduated from high school was the worst year of the AIDS crisis. The world into which I became an adult was a world in which an advisor and friend to Reagan, William F. Buckley, openly advocated for forcibly tattooing the HIV status of HIV+ gay men on their buttocks (and IV drug users on their forearms), and in which my father not only told me that when I was 14 or so, but when was told me that he'd advocated for that tattoo being "over their assholes."

(Buckley wrote that in '86, but he doubled down on it in 2005.

Fucker.)

But yeah. I didn't want to be here again. I wanted my daughter to inherit a better world. I wanted Obergefell and Lawrence v. Texas and Hope & Change to really mean something. I work for it, today and all days. I haven't given up.

I need you to know that, too. This isn't a white flag. I'm not surrendering. This isn't over. To misquote Henry Rollins, this is what Marsha and Sylvia and Stormé and Leslie and Brenda and Auntie Sugar trained us for. This is punk rock time.

But I need you to understand that if Pete Buttigieg is just a fag, if that human embodiment of a Wonder Bread, mayo and Oscar Meyer bologna sandwich is not respectable enough for them -- and he's not -- then the rest of us have absolutely no hope of measuring up. Not even if we trim away every colorful, beautiful piece of our community, not even if the Sisters Of Perpetual Indulgence vanish into the ether, not even if we sacrifice the five elements of vogue on the altar of white supremacist cishet middle-class conformity: we can't trim ourselves down to something they'll accept.

The only other option is radical acceptance of our queer selves. The only other option is solidarity. The only other option is for fats and femme queens and drags and kinksters and queers and zine writers and sex workers and furries and addicts and kids and the ones who can look us in the eye and see all of us to say we're here, we're queer, get used to it just the way we did 30 years ago. It's revolutionary, complete and total acceptance of our entire community, not just the ones the cishets can pretend to be comfortable with as long as we don't challenge them too much, or it's conceding the shoreline inch by inch to the rising waters of fascism until we've got nowhere left to stand and some of us start drowning.

That's it. Either it's all of us or it's none of us, because if we leave the answer up to the Reagans of the world and all the people who enabled him in the name of lower taxes and Democrats who wring their hands, weeping oh I don't agree with it but we'll lose the election if we fight it right now, the answer is none of us.

The brunch gays can come, too, I guess.

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Clay loom weight decorated with an owl, Greek, 5th Century BCE

From the Acropolis Museum

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Bitch you're the one making me reach anything higher than the first shelf!!!

We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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Whovians grab your TARDISES!

Sherlockians put on your scarves!

Merlin Fans Grab your swords!

Supernatural fans hop in the impala!

Potterheads ready your waaan.........*grumbling* you know what nevermind fuck you terf ass bitch.

Don't let the aesthetic bloggers and normies (ewwwwwwww) come back to steal our siiiiiite!! Keep Tumblr University for the Tumblrinas!!!! UwU

me still on tumblr

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Divorce seems to radicalize american men in a way that needs to be studied

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The weirdest things about Hayffie antis is that they seem to delight in the concept of Haymitch being forever alone.

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national Park service didn’t remove the T. It was done to them by DOGE. More info on their FB page, they’re were very upset about it too!

maybe i'm stupid but why don't they change it back? like why are they sitting around as if they can't go back in and change their own website. sorry but if this is the "non-compliance" that's happening where, sure, they don't take initiative to comply with executive orders, but they just sit back and let someone else do it anyway and go "oh well, that's that", should we really be patting them on the back lol