#kep and riley

[patchcandraw]

faith is a cool game

[kangals]

collie squad 😎

had a fun day with @ipushedtimmyinthewell and river and riley! we went to a lure course fun run first - stellina was very uninterested and just wanted to sniff around the grass, but kep was all for it! he chased it around for a few minutes before he got tired, it was very cute. we finished it up with a nice hike and now my two are passed tf out.

[stargirlstabber]

𝕮𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖔𝖋 𝕯𝖚𝖙𝖞 𝖒𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙

everything sorted in genres and from oldest (top) to newest (bottom)

𝔰𝔪𝔲𝔱

obedient little bitch (ft. alpha!simon and alpha!könig)

stell dich nicht so an (ft. könig x reader) wip

shut up and take it (ft. simon) wip

blood is blood (ft. vampire!könig) wip

brat (ft. price) wip

dominance (ft. könig) wip (for victória :3)

141's call girl (ft. 141) wip

cod men eating pussy (ft. simon, könig, price) wip

breakfast in bed (ft. könig) wip

𝔣𝔩𝔲𝔣𝔣

simon with a single!mom girlfriend (ft.simon)

soon-to-be-dad!simon (ft. simon) wip

dad!simon holding his little one (ft.simon)

head pats and kisses (ft. simon)

video games (ft. gaz) a lil idea drabble :3

girl or boy dad?

white collar simon (ft. simon) wip

happy birthday, momma (ft. simon) wip

a little different tattoo artist (ft. simon) wip

biker!könig vid (ft. könig, suprise suprise)

𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔰𝔱

𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔱

sick girlfriend (ft. simon) wip

𝔡𝔞𝔯𝔨 𝔰𝔱𝔲𝔣𝔣

dark!stalker!simon (ft. simon obviously-)

dark!stalker!johnny (ft. johnnyyy)

𝔦𝔪𝔞𝔤𝔦𝔫𝔢... (drabbles/thoughts) (all genres!)

sitting under price's desk (smut)

telling könig your pussy hurts (smut)

cockwarming könig (smut)

simon doesn't make it home (angst)

releasing stress on price's desk (smut)

simon's teatime with your daughter (fluff) part two

si making breakfast for his three girls (fluff)

könig distracting you from the movie (smut)

makeup shopping with simon (fluff)

baker!königs pie tastes salty (smut)

mr. and mrs. price's little pet (smut)

si is obsessed with you being pregnant (fluff/smut)

si helping you after johnny took his last breath (angst)

könig enjoying his breakfast (smut)

obsessed!könig keeping you locked up (smut)

simon loving your thighs (fluff/smut)

wanna go for a ride with biker!könig? (fluff)

könig will always make it fit. for two. (smut)

alpha!simon riley making you cum two digits (smut)

john price eating you out (smut)

obsessed!könig kepping you in the playroom (smut)

pussydrunk!simon serving cunt (eating you out) (smut)

𝔦𝔫𝔠𝔬𝔯𝔯𝔢𝔠𝔱 𝔮𝔲𝔬𝔱𝔢𝔰

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[designedparadigm]

You could burn me a thousand times, and I would still want you for my own. johnny 👏 at 👏 GHOST!

   “fuck,  johnny.”  it  comes  out  in  a  hiss  of  a  whisper,  ghost  doing  his  damndest  to  keep  himself  contained.  he  keps  putting  johnny  at  arms  length  -  and  the  sun  keeps  finding  its  way  to  him.  to  light  up  the  perpetual  abyss  ghost  threw  himself  into.  he  lets  his  eyes  slip  closed,  lets  johnny  get  close,  lets  johnny  put  hands  on  him. 

   you  stain  me  with  your  light  and  i  drag  you  into  the  bloody  rotted  abyss.  you  deserve  so  much  more  than  a  broken  man.  why  do  you  come  back?

   he  wonders  if  johnny  senses  it.  that  johnny  is  the  only  thing  that  can  keep  the  ghost  afloat.  that  johnny  is  the  one  holding  simon  so  tightly  that  he  can't  sink  anymore,  that  he  can't  just  disappear  into  the  raging  sea  of  vengeance  that  encompasses  ghost.  he'd  wanted  so  badly  to  be  lost  to  the  world  -  but  this  sun  has  him  encased  in  light  warm  armor. 

   love. 

   “ya  know  i  don't  fuckin'  deserve  i'.”  he  mutters  it,  but  puts  his  arms  around  his  sergeants  form.  “every  fuckin'  thing  we're  doin'  is  wrong.”  it's  whispered  out,  as  if  afraid  someone  will  hear.  as  if  he  truly  cares  about  right  and  wrong.  as  if  rules  ever  mattered  to  him.  rules.  laws.  right  and  wrong.  he  snapped  them  all  under  his  boot  by  just  existing. 

   “you  fuckin'  ‘ave  me.  you  always  will.”  he  confesses  it,  feeling  the  way  it  twists  a  knife  buried  so  deep  in  his  heart.  a  knife  with  john  mactavish  carved  on  the  blade.  god  -  how  he  wants  it  out.  how  he  knows  he  won’t  let  anyone  take  it  out.  if  johnny  walks  away,  if  he  leaves  like  ghost  tells  him  to  -  the  sickness  in  him  would  just  chase  it  back  down. 

   “fuckin'  'orrible.”  he  mutters  it.  “the  fuckin'  things  i'd  do  for  ya.  to  ya.”  electricity  dances  under  his  skin,  and  how  he  wants  to  sink  teeth  into  his  sergeant.  how  he  wants  to  mar  skin,  leave  his  mark,  take  his  knife  out  and  carve  his  name  into  flesh. 

   you're  sick  simon  riley.  you  are  so  fucking  sick. 

   “never  gonna  quit  ya.  can't  fuckin'  quit  ya.”  his  hand  moves  to  grab  the  back  of  johnny's  head,  gloved  fingers  threading  into  mohawk,  deaths  tight  unwavering  grip.  “no  ma'er  where  ya  go,  wha'  ya  do,  i'll  find  ya.  i'm  gonna  fuckin'  haun'  ya.”  a  threat,  a  promise.  a  confession.  “i'll  ‘ave  ya  bleed  for  me.  ya  still  gonna  come  back  t’  me  then?  tell  me,  johnny,  are  ya  sharin'  this  sickness  with  me?”

[barnellbohusks]

so I'm working my way through jenny trout's 50 shades of grey recap and I hit http://jennytrout.com/?p=2714 this page, which includes a writing meme with the following rules:

1. Go to page 7 or 77 in your current manuscript

2. Go to line 7

3. Post on your blog or Facebook page the next 7 lines, or sentences, as they are – no cheating

4. Tag 7 other authors to do the same.

I thought it sounded fun so I already ran and looked at what that would be for my current project before I scrolled down to the part where she tagged everyone who read it, and thus:

MIRANDA

Miranda out.

RILEY

Okay, there we go. Kep? Are you okay?

TABLET

Fine. Thinking.

RILEY

What's up?

TABLET

Fixing this.

RILEY

What?

Kep gestures broadly at themselves.

like jenny trout im not gonna tag people but you should do this if it sounds like fun. i love seeing bits of things out of context

[finding-the-daylight]

So, now that my finals are officially over, I am going to proceed to have a drink or two or three and rewatch Eclipse. Here’s (soberly) what I remembered from the film prior to starting this account (since starting this account, posts re:Eclipse have reminded me of things I’m not going to include in this introduction): 

1. Bella is basically playing tic-tac-toe with Edward and Jacob and her feelings for them. She can’t make up her mind. When I watched it the first time, my dad was in the living room half paying attention to it and said she was very selfish. 

2. Edward tries to control Bella, but it’s “out of genuine concern for her”.

3. Jacob tries to control Bella, but it’s “out of genuine concern for her”.

4. Both fight for her affection and even though she’s engaged to Edward, she won’t let go of Jacob.

5. When the newborn army shows up, Bella cuts her arm with a rock.

6. There’s awkward tension in the tent.

That’s literally all I remember of the movie while sober (aside from what I have relearned from posts about Eclipse on this blog). My drunken thoughts will be below the break:

Okay, so this dude I think his name is Riley is lowkey kinda dumb, no offense. Like he just stood there and screamed “WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?” This is how all horror movies end badly. You don’t talk back. You run or hide or esape.

THE MEADOW IS SO FUCKING PRETTY. IT’S THE PUREST THING WE HAVE IN THIS FANDOM OMG HE’S PLAYING WITH EHR HAIR AND I JUST WANT SOMEOEN TO PLAY WITH MY HAIR. DAMN BELLA, MY FINALS ARE OVER. SUCKS TO SUCK, DOESN’T IT?

I never noticed the CUllen cuff before, but now thanks to this blog it’s all I’m looking @ lmao. 

I FCKING LOVE CHARLIE TOO MUCH AND HE DESERVED BETTER THIS WHOLE TIME. HE IS SUCH A GOOD FATHER AND HE DESERVES THE BEST.

THERE’S A GLOWING RED LIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW WTF I THINK IT’S THE REFLECTION OF A CAR LIGHT BUT I FUCKING SWEAR

NVM ITS GONE

WHAT THE FUCK EDWARD?? YOU MESSED WITH BELLA’S TRUCK SO SHE COULDN’T SEE HER FRIEND? FUCK. I WOULD’VE DUMPED YOU AND LEFT YOU IN THE WOODS BRO.

Edward sitting with Bella’s friends. We can’t help but stan. He’s still a bitch for the truck thing though. 

I love how Alice looks @ Edward and tells him the party will be fun because she knows nothing bad will happen. But then he reads her mind and looks conerned wtf is ognna happen?

Side note: I really like the lighting in this movie. Everyone has a healthly glow. They lokk happy.

The fucking Volturi always gotta ruin everything. Bitch ass hoes. Ol’ crusty asses acting like some outdated monarchy. Why don’t the vamprires start a democratic government?

Charlie really deserved better. Like I know they couldn’t tell him teh truth but they could’ve been slightly less untruthful prbabl.

I WANNA FIND SOMEONE WHERE MY MOM SAYS WE’RE LIKE MAGNETS WITH EACH OTHER. I WANT SOMEONE TO LOOK @ ME LIKE I’M THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE. DAMNIT EDWARD. DAMNIT STEPHENDW. 

Y’ALL ARE TELLING ME THE ENTIRE CULELN CLAM COMBINED COULDN’T TKAE OUT VICTORIA? THIS SHIT IS GETTING UNREALISTIC LMAO.

THE MUSIC THAT STARTS PLAYING WHEN JAKE TURNS AROUND IN THE PARKING LOT SENT ME LMAOOOOO. 

Leah is such a badass and I wnat to be best friends with ehr plase. 

ALSO FCK THIE IMPRINTING STORYLINE. 

SAM AND LEAH WERE HAPPY TOGETHER.

NO BELLA YOU DON’T FUCKING WANNA KNOW WHAT IMPRINTING IS. NONE OF US WANTD WTO KNWO. IT NEVER SHOULDVE BEEN WRITTEN.

Taylor and Kristen are such babies in this movie. They’re so young and precious. WHIH REMINDS ME WHY TF DID SPTHEJNFNWFNA MAKE THIS SEIRESO ABOUT CHIDLREN??!?! I STILL SAY IF THE CHARACTERS HAS BEWNNF MORE MATUEE AND IN LIKE THEIR MID OR LATE TWNETIEMS OR THIRTIS IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. FIUCKUNG FIGHT ME.

INITING BELLA TO HEAR THE TRIBE’S HISTORIES? THE CULTURAL APPROPRIATION FUCK STEPHEN0AWFJQ. BITCHJ.

SETH IS SO PRECIOUS. AGAIN. THEY’RE ALL SUCH BABIES. THESE POOR CHILDREN.

this hwoel shite is sof ukcing offensie. bitch. listen. why tf did stpehwb fafb have to appropriate cultues like this? BITCH>> you do realize if the legnds are actually like this they’rel ike that because it’s aout defeating yo white as sright? like your’e aware stpehebe ? 

omg bree is so scare d poor baby. literally why did stephenjdbawfbi do this? she just wnated to be ok not hurt anywaon.

exuce me vut CARLISLE IS HOT AS FUCK BITCH

edward is saying some real romantic shit and i sill hate him for the turck thing but like he loves her so much btu he’s stil an asshoel in this smovie

I’M ABOUT TO HATE JACOB I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES I’VE SEEN THE GIFS HOE WE GONNA GIGHT. BITCH SHE JUST TOLD YOU SHE DOESN’T LIKE YOU DON’T PUSH HER LIKE THIS. DUMBAS S HOE BITCH. YOU’RE GONNA FIGHT FOR HER? I’M GONNA FUCKIN FIGHT YOU BTCH. I WISH SHE WAS ALREAYD A VAMPIRE SO RTHAT PUNCH WOULDA HURT BITCH YOU DESERVED IT.

THESE FUCKWITS ARE FIGHTING OVER HER AND NOT LISTNEING TO HER THEY ARE BOTCH CANCELLED. BELLA NEEDS TO LEAVE BOTH THESE HOES AND GET A NEW MAN WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS HOW TO LISTNE. BITCHES.

I love Emmett so much. BELLA SHOULD FINA A MAN LIKE HIM. IT’S WHAT SHE DESERVES.

ROSALIE IS ABOUT TO POP TF OFF. SHE IS A QUEEN AND I LVOE AND SUPPORT HER. the saddest thing about this is that she thought her life was perfect and then some fucking asshoes ruiend it. she was so happy. wtf im gonna cry. fuck. i hate sptehej n so much. these gross ass hoes i’m gonna cik all theyre assses. this is so gross i’m so angry literaluy setthing beithc. BUT THEN SHE GETS HER REVENGE AND IT’S BEAUTIFUL. FUCK THOSE BASTARS. but she;s so sad it breaks my heart. she wants to be human so bad. this scene is so sad and it’s theonly good scene in twilight and nikki reed deserves an ocsa like if you agree.

jane and alec more childrne who should’ve been able to be children fck the volturie

why the hel is jessica the fucking valedinact ion? it should’ve been bella they made her seem so damn smart but now she’s not theo ne? i don’ beliee it. but anna kendrick is a gift and now i wanna watch ptiche perfect. CHARLIE is so pure he deserved better and i’m gona kep saying it.

i love those fucking rose colored lamps hanging at the cullens house int he window at hte party scene can anyone link them to me i need? 

why the hell is the wolfpack athe cullesn hosue? this doesnt make sense and it doesn’t seem real am i too drunk and imabginf this?

jno wait it’s real. jake’s appolgoizng.

how fucking conventinet the woflpakc is there hwen alice realizes there abotu to be attacked. this aint realistc. bitc.

why are these kids being forces to act like audls? “I wans;t asking for permission” hoe you’re like 16 go home and go tib ed and odnt go to war.

these woflies gonan kick yo ass edward get tf out

i’m laughign nrow but nothigng funy is happening lmaoooo

fck carlisle is really hot as fuck his jawline kills me

i hate jasper’s hair here i’m sorry i know we all lovehim bt heis hair is a dam nmess

belal is so fuckign negative all the time no one is gonan get killed exceptsvictoris

THE COWBOOIIIII WHY DOES HE LOOKS LIKE OWNE WILSON IN THIS DAMN LIGHTIN? ALICE AND JASPER LOVE EACH TOHER SO MUCH MY APLOGIZKE MAAM FCK IT UP.

why thfe fuck is hake comparing his situaton with leah and sam and emily? We are nto the same hoe wae are not the same. bella is choosing edward sit yo ass down. but i still thin kyall are both problemastic as fuck in thos movie and hse deserves better.

CHARLIES DESEVRS  BTETER THEY KEEP LYIGN EVEN WHEN THEY DUCKGN DONT NEED TO

reblog if you thought edward and bella wre gona fuc, when she went over to his house in eclipse when yo ufirst read the book or saw the movue

he really oes love her a lot though fkcn i’m so alone 

 he looks si sad wgen he mentind ices tea on the porch poor edward

EVERY DANM MOMENR OF FOREVER BITCG I WANT  LOVE LIK THST 

LITERALLY THIS IS THE SUTPEIDEST PLOT EVER. A WHOLE FUCKIN ARMY TOO ATTACK ONE IGRL? BITCH. THIS AINT EVEM A THING. 

im gettign ral tired yall dik if i waill mke it to the end of this movie but i will tru

i hate the enrgey from jae and efard in this tent. ya’ll are both dumb hoes and she could do better than either ofy ou. 

WRHAT THE FUCK FASTER IF YOUR TOOK YORU CLOTHS OFF BITCH WHAT THE FUCK NOW I AM GONNA FUCKIN PUNCH YOU IB HOEP BELLA OUBCHES YOU WHEN SHES A VMAPRIE STUPID HOE 16 YEAR OLD SHOULD BE AT HOME IN BED INSTEAD OF IN A TENT TRYING TO FIGH A FCUKCN WAR

edward is such an emo boi in the tent and he thinsk she doesn;t lve him any more. yo ua stipiud hoe edearf but she still loves you anwyab ithc.

wheb edward said i’m not gonna force her into naythign ever agin i realized he was hte better man good for you eddie you fickun manned up you win

MY REASON FOR ESXITNST HOE I JST WNAT TO BE LOVED

now edwards bene a fuckboi again trying to hurt jake b ymaking sure he knew they were getting maried edward what the fuck iw was just starting to be on your side agian and you let me down like this

jacob is beign an emo boi now jake go be a child @ home and stop this nonsense you’re not a man go be a chid and take a nap and eat some grilled cheese youkk feel better

now she told him she wants to kiss him wtf bella don’t kead this bitch on he’s already in pain let hom gp home and eat a grilled cheese

mow bella’ supsetti spaghetti because edwards know she kissed jake

this shit is so unenecasialr dramtic wht the fuck yall  like a whole army ofver one girl and then its like all everyboyd trying kill everybody this is bulshittheyre all children who should eb at home eating grileld chesses not at war

victoria is a real bitch lying to this boy telling hin she lvoes him hoe bitch

og shit efward ifs pissed now he’s tauntign ab ithc

i acutaly kinda fel bad for riley he wnet through so mcuh and was manipulated i wish the cullens could have adopted him and bree

oshit is the volutire 

SAM DONT FUCKUGN TALK TO LEAH LIKE THAT EVER AGIAN YOU HOE

CARLISE AND I REPEAT AGAIB IS HOT AS FUCK FUCK CARLISRL

I LITERALLY AHTE THE VOLTURIE FOR KILLIGN VREE THEY WILL NEVER BE FORGIVEN

JASPER KNOWS WHATS GOOD HE DOESN’T TURST THESE HOES

I’M SO PISEED THAT THE CULLENS NEVER FUCKING IFHT THE VOLTURIE LIKE CARLISLES IS SMART AS FUCK AND EHS TILL WONT START A DEMOCRAY LIKE YALL KNOW ROSLAIE WOULDVE FOGUHT FOR THAT SHIT TOO

 I LVOE YOUDADY CARLISLE

THIS 16 YEAR OLD LYING UP HERE BECAUSE OF TE DUMBASS WAR I TOLD YALL TO GO GOEN AND EA A GRILELD CHEDWE

poor jakie he knows hed better good for her but she reallys loves eward jake deserved better than what he got reblog is youf agree he jst said he’s even love her after she’s a vamprie bruh go eat a grilled chease and love yourself

WERE BACK IN THE FUCKING MEADOW ITS LIT AND ITS LOVELY I WANNA FALL IN LOVE IN A MEADOW WITH A HANDAOME MYSTERIOUS MAN WHO LOVES ME UNCODNITONATLY

KIRSTNE STEQARD IS THE WBEST AND SHE DESERVED AN OSCAR FOR THIS MOVIE HER AND NIKKI REED AND NODBOYD ELSE

fianlly this bitch is gonna beh onest with chalrie took you long enough

that was an anticlamtnc ending but i love love

[begoniaguts]

things feel like

oxnard shores, stardew valley, riley, charity pot, intense winds, very cold, framing artwork, 90 day fiance, nicole buyer, air fryers, decalf coffee milk, noah cyrus, beach walks with kep, trying to catch sunsets, still covid 19 in 2021, assistant manager, lots of chocolate

[prixsaintgeorge]

bradgate riot act - kate tobin

photo by striding image photography, nz

[patchcandraw]

thinkin about these nerds

[patchcandraw]