#kenpachi selfship

[blond3ang3l]

Aizen and kenpachi are girl dads

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Kenpachi is obvious cause the little girl he always has with him. That’s gonna be his daughter’s older sister basically. He’s more of the type to have three or four kids that all happen to be girls. It was never planned but damn was he happy because he loves doting on his girls. They are much like him personality wise. Every single one his energy. The baby girl however was your twin, she copied every single thing you did. All his girls does activities, oldest does ballet and the youngest three does sports. Kenpachi spends heard learning to do all of their hair because each one has different hair texture.

Aizen on the other hand would have twin girls and that’s all. One and done. He’s absolutely obsessed with his little girls. I could see him being something high power like a Really big lawyer. His girls have everything high brand. Both are totally spoiled. Oldest twin is pure you and younger one is just all aizen. They represent you both so well. He would have pageant girls. He blows bank on the girls for their pageants. Only gets his girls the best the money can buy. Even if it means he has to be corrupt.

[kenpachisbrat]

This is just a little blurb about kenpachi. Because I'm feeling extremely soft for this man today 🥹❤️. Mostly selfship centered so may be ooc, if you have a problem with it. Don't read it I don't care 😂

Dividers by my bestie and lovely @hitobaby

Network:@enchantedforest-network

Warnings: mentions of period, otherwise none. Just fluffy shit.

Just needing to flop on the man. He could be laying down napping in the grass. Avoiding his duties like always. When he feels a sudden weight on him. "Hmm? Whatcha want woman?" He grunts out while cracking an eye open. Just shaking your head while burying it in his chest "nothin, ken, just my period. Everything hurts". He'd just grunt out softly resting his hand on your lower back. Man runs hot, just your personal heating pad.

He's a little dumb when it comes to periods, but he knows you're hurting and just wants to cling to him. So he doesn't stop you. Lets you hang over his back all day. Or follow him around holding onto part of his haori. He secretly thinks it's quite adorable. Eventually he drags you to a private hot spring. Pulling you against his chest as you guys relax in the hot water.

"just relax woman. I gotcha" he grumbles out softly. Kissing the nape of your neck. Letting his hands wander slightly, but only to massage your lower back and stomach. Carries you out of the hot spring and helps you get dressed. Carrying you back home so you both can sleep. Will let you sleep on his chest if you want. Or would just pull you to his side thick strong arms keeping you pressed against him. Subconsciously rubbing your back or stomach all night even while sleeping.

Alrighty gonna go crawl into a hole now 😂 cry over not having this man comfort me today

[linpunny]

I love love love looking at others selfships with characters I self ship with and seeing the different dynamics 🥺

me looking at others self ships with heart eyes:

but also I look at my self ships and laugh because I’m such a brat and that’s the dynamic lol

I try my best to be a good girl for Draken. I actively want to be a good girl and not be bratty for him. He’s my soul mate and I love him very much so I’ll try hard to not be a brat and I’m quick to apologize for being a brat or saying something mean. But I’m making fun of him in an affectionate way and probably always commenting on how tall he is or something stupid “Here comes Draken with his big ass” “he’s a big boy” like I’m just dumb and sarcastic but I’ll give him a 1000 compliments afterwards🥲 Doberman bf and chaotic orange cat energy for sure. we’re playful behind closed doors but otherwise he’s probably sighing and thinking I’m almost as much trouble as Mikey 🙂

Taiju it’s like I’m 60%brat 40%(those numbers are false lol) good girl. puppy golden retriever gf energy and black cat bf energy allll day. but I’ll fold so easily once I’m cornered by him or he looks at me. I can’t even brat him honestly like i try but I fail and whimper the moment he says literally anything or threatens punishment. I am Dessy Shiba. He owns me. I’ll accept that. My fate is sealed and I’m so insanely attracted to him and I want to bang my head on the wall and I’m probably always running away or deflecting and he’s just staring at me like “when are you going to stop?” With one eyebrow raised and his mouth in a tight line. He’s patient and the opposite of my energy. I truly hate love him.

I’ll bully the fuck out of Leviathan so hard. I’m talking calling him the filthiest meanest names “cumsock, can’t even use his dick(s) probably levi, disgusting pathetic loser who sobs on my strap. ” but he’s a bigger masochist and even more pathetic than me so he’s putty as soon as I step on him. He‘s getting the strap for sure. Or I’m riding him because he’s too shy to do anything but whimper like the loser he is, full tent in his pants. He’s my skrunkly demon boyfriend. When I’m not being mean we play video games together and watch anime. So happy to be around each other we can be engrossed in different activities, sitting in silence but still enjoying the warmth and comfort of the others company.

[kenpachisbrat]

VAL! Please😂❤️ I loved this so much! Thank you for including me In this!😭 He would so not know how to handle being called zaddy

Out and About Ft: @kenpachisbrat @bleach-your-panties A/N: When they get lost from their husbands and decide to go out drinking. TW: drinking, suggestive language and themes (please excuse the non edits 💀

The gigai’s were ready to be used for a little funny day with the three couples who resided in the seireitei. “Stop looking so grouchy it wouldn’t kill you to spend some time together like this.” Reye looked at her husband. “We could have spent time together back at home but we had to come here,” he grumbled. 

“Oh come on Kenpachi it’s not that bad besides trying something new.” Shunsui smiled.

“We plan accordingly to make sure we get to do all the things on the list of things.” A small notebook in Izuru’s hand looking at some of the events happening today.

“Babe lets just go with the flow and not to a schedule lets be real that shit don’t work.” Yasue looked at her own husband, closing the little notebook. “It doesn’t it sucks the fun out.” Valerie looked around the vicinity they were in to see where would be a good place to go first. As the couple began walking around it was pretty packed today in the little town. It was pretty easy for the girls to maneuver around but the men were a bit hard. Through the crowds they realized they were separated from the men. “1,2,3” Reye counted the three of them “well shit.” I don’t see them in the crowd.” Standing on her tippy toes. 

“Should we go look for them?” Valerie scratched her head. 

“Do you wanna go back in the crowd?!? Not me, that's dangerous as it is.” Yasue placed her hands on her hips.

“Hmmmm I mean we can go to the bar across and we can keep an eye out.” 

It didn’t take long for them to all agree to go into the bar. 

Meanwhile the men ended up in the other part of town. “Where the hell did they go?!?” Izuru looking up and down the streets. “See this is why we plan!”

“Planning doesn’t work. They either are looking for us or going to go bullshit around.” Kenpachi in an annoyed tone. Grumbling at the annoyance of all the people around. “Why the fuck are there so many people today anyways?!” 

“Beats me.” Shunsui sighed “let’s just see if we can find them” . They all looked at their phones and there was no reception. “What’s the good of these things if we can’t use them?” 

The three women order their drinks,  doing small cheers. “Where do you think they are?” Valerie asks to take a drink.

“Either one of two things.. one at a bar or two trying to look for us.” Reye leaned back against the seat. 

“Izuru losing his shits in the process.” Yasue thinks about her husband's reaction at this moment. “Well at least we can unwind a bit. It’s been a moment since we had this type is ‘girls day'’” 

“She is right. Fuck it let’s enjoy!!” Reye said, lifting her drink up.

Clinking their glasses once more the girls began drinking more. They were full of life and reminiscing on stories in the gotei 13.

“No he  didn’t really?!” Reye and Yasue looked at Valerie who was nodding.

“He did and in that moment I guess you can say was when I knew he loved me. I wouldn’t give it up until that day. Then the daily dose from then on.” 

“Now it makes sense that . Who would have guessed that prick Tokinada had a child”  Yasue looked at Valerie.

“Then that's when the romance heated up. Well when thinking about it you were more reserved in the beginning then it seemed you guys couldn’t stop touching.”

“Still can’t stop touching.” Valerie proudly smiled. “As guilty as I am about it, you two little birds ain't so innocent.” “I know I ain’t no saint.” Reye chuckled.

“Is that whole #4  this week so far?”  Yasue chuckled

“To be exact 6  on each day of the week.” “Your back ain’t out of commission I’m surprised.” Valerie jokes.

“We learned a few things to avoid but the holes still remain.” Reye smirked “about that cake you had  yesterday, Yasue.” she was referring ‘cake’

“My cake was yummy. Every single bit of it.” raising her brow up your lips pulling a grip.

“Which was your favorite part?” Valerie looked at her smirking.

“The frosting.” Yasue pronounced the frosting specifically to what it was related to. 

“THE FROSTING!” Both Reye and Valerie hacked laughing. Some of the people looked at the three girls laughing loudly at the comment frosting. As the girl continued their way through the town they hopped from bar to bar. Searching high and low for the three women. Izuru seemed more determined to find them; his blue bell was in a city thinking of a scene in his mind of a damsel in distress. In reality Captain Ikeda was having the time of her life. Going into the bar “Just sit down, have a drink then we can look for them again.” Shunsui patted Izuru’s back.

“But Taichou-.” Izuru was cut off by Kenpachi “Just sit down, we haven't found them in 3 hours, they are most likely bullshiting around at this point.”  Kenpachi spoke.

Reluctant, he took a seat and some of them ordered a drink. “Atta boy Kira. We will find them eventually and they won't get into that much trouble.” Kenpachi and Izuru looked at the scruffy  taichou. “Are we talking about the same girls?” Izuru spoke

“The same THREE women that don’t  know their personal alcohol limit.? One of them with the precise aim of throwing her shoe at someone and nailing them for a knockout.” Kenpachi said. “The other one who has no filter when she is speaking and challenges anyone.” Izuru spoke 

“Have you not forgotten who YOU married?” Kenpachi.

Shunsui stood silent taking a drink before he responded “The woman who hated my guts from the moment she set foot in squad 8 was ironically the same woman I put a ring on.” “Sure you make it all nice sounding right now but not in the beginning.”  Izuru sighed.

“Well as I see it people are put in our paths some stay and some go I think about as a cherry blossom tree. Sure many people can come into your life just like a cherry blossom tree has many flowers produced and when it's time for them to call off so do connections… There are other people who are branches that will be your support and will last a long time. They are a part of you and the strong hold they strong your guys' connections are. Fragile in the beginning then over time becomes stronger. I’ve been with many cherry blossoms and they always come and go but with her she stood and she was my branch.” Kira gave a slight pout look at the touching sentiment.  Kenpachi did understand what he was trying to say but he didn’t want to be that mushy. The simple fact  is his own wife was a pain but he loved every minute of it how she could handle herself and wasn’t afraid of him she challenged the man every moment she got.  Kira on the other hand he was a bit insecure about dating a Captain at first but he came to realize over time passing it didn’t matter the status of who was what as long as he knew they were both happy it was good enough for him. 

The sudden shriek coming from outside the three men heard the distinct voice seeing the three women passing by laughing hard there slumping walk. “Well now fellas told ya we would find them.” Shunsui smiled, chugging the rest of his drink.

“Ahhh shit we need to catch them before something happens.” Kenpachi made the chair screech as he got up. He was the first one out. “Oi Reye!” All three of them pause. They were all thinking the same thing, ‘shit they found us.’ “What do we do?!?!” Valerie said in a loud whisper to them.

“Just act normal… if all plans fail we run in different directions.” Reye. “Fuck it I’m down.” Yasue responded. 

“You all are not good whisperers. Run Reye I dare ya.” Kenpachi smirked “In our defense we did try to look for y'all.” Yasue responded, “We just ended up getting a drink.” “And another.” Valerie responded

“And another,” Reye added, “and now we are here.” “Hi zaddy.” Valerie spoke in a cute tone looking over a Shunsui.

“Mi Querida aww”  Shunsui chuckled, walking towards her his hands running through her hair, “ you are going to have the biggest hangover tomorrow.”

Kenpachi and Izuru till Kenpachi spoke “da fuck she call you?” 

“Supreme of all daddies. Zaddy” Valerie smiled, wrapping her arms around his waist her cheeks were pink hinting she was turnt

Kenpachi was trying to process the drunken wife of Shunsui “ it doesn’t make sense. Woman, don't you think about calling me that” 

Reye rolled her eyes. “Okay Zaddy.” Kenpachi gave her the side eyes ‘she is testing me....’ he said to himself.

“That looks like hole number 7 in the works.” Yasue laughed. “Hey Izuru you wouldn’t mind me calling you zaddy right?” Izuru blushing hard “Blue bell lets not do this in public”

“Why not zaddy?” Yasue chuckled.

“Now look at what you started.” Shunsui chuckled, pressing a kiss on her forehead.

“Should we get going then? It's kinda late?” Kira looked at his watch. “NO!” the three women exclaimed.

“The night is still young and if you wanna get lucky tonight we will stay out longer.” Yasue chuckled. 

“We might leave soon, you know how she can get like this.” Shunsui looked down at his wife holding onto her hands as she tried to free them and unbutton his shirt “Honey not yet.” “Yeah I think me and Reye are gonna have a little chat right now back at home on what we would do if we split up and not go drinking.”

“Joy kills.” Reye crossed her arms. Kenpachi easily picked her up, throwing her over his shoulder “ Put me down!”

“Make me.” Kepachi walked away with her.

“Fine fine let's go then.” Yasue linking her arm around Izuru dragging him off in the same direction.

“I can honestly say we made it just in time before we caught them riding any statues.” Shunsui chuckled.  

“Or them laughing so hard they were falling around.” Izuru responded 

“Or join in a bar fight. Well I joined in that too,” Kenpachi chuckled. 

[one-winged-dreams]

you 🤝 me liking kenpachi but also holy shit you selfship with Isaac Clarke? I love him (platonically) and seeing someone who selfships with him is <3

FUCK YEAH! I'm definitely breaking down and adding him to the list with absolutely no pushback whatsoever, so I can say with full bias that you have great taste.

AND EVEN BETTER TASTE with the mention of Isaac! I love that man so much, he is the horror game husband of all time. He deserves as much love (romantic or platonic) as he can get because boy howdy that guy is drowning in trauma.

[cindol]

My main selfships !!

Trafalagar Law x Cinny

Connie Springer x Cinny

Sephiroth x Cinny

Kenpachi x Cinny

Diluc x Cinny

Spirit x Cinny

[bubble4u]

hello again 👋 I'm the anon that asked for HC of the poly ship♡ I wanna know is there any characters you like whether tr or any ones you selfship with

So yes I do i just do not talk about it cause no one really brings it up lol

In TR my main is just taiju me and a friend of mine just ran with this polyship thing If memory serves me right they started it and i just added to it idk their whole back story is amazing so is their writing and it's been stuck with me ever since (@pupicunt should read their stuff its wondeful)

Now as for other selfships yes and you're gonna notice something so just bare with me

So bleach it's been a anime I've loved and still love the Fandom I've loved and this showing myself is kenpachi zaraki idk why man's is feral but I love him he gives me would make a great dad vibes lol and squad 11 is just a bunch of his kids running a muck

I'm not gonna lie like naruto I'd be a big ass hoe in bleach cause I love kenpachi but I'd ride a bunch of others 😂

JJK I love three people my main is Todo love him then it's geto and toji don't ask I have no idea

Haikyuu is bokuto and meian

Pokemon(does this count??) Raihan

Hxh is illumi and uvogin (yes another big murder man)

Lookism if you read it I love gun he would work my nerve with the money burning like sir why but love him

Naruto is hidan (don't judge)

MHA is Dabi

[misc-headcanons]

Being with a f/o that's a gamer is nice, but so is an f/o that's clueless about games and gets into because they're interested in your hobbies

Kenpachi watching you play a fighting game and finding it fun to try and recreate a character's style. He likes when you play grapplers and heavy-type characters because of this. He also gets annoyed in games if a swordwielding character doesn't have a proper form and doesn't hold it correctly, and will sometimes pop into your room in the human world and legit go "Are ya winning, ____?"

Twice insisting on cuddling in your lap (or having you in his lap) while you play scary/horror games so you don't get too scared, but he's the one getting frightened lol. He plays some stuff on his own but he's not the best at it, so he'll sometimes ask for you to help beat a boss or get a high-score.

Maki going full throttle in the Wii Sports/Wii Sports Resort games and absolutely crushing every sport as a fun relaxing warm up on weekends. She also likes playing Animal Crossing or watching you play, just so she can see all the adorable little villagers and decorate it with all sorts of cute stuff.

[kennyoswife]

we both love to call him kenny....he protects us <3

[kishibei]

SELFSHIPS (UNDER CONSTRUCTION!!!!)

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ # — DZITOU ... (suguru getou x dzi)

our song: KISS IT OFF ME by cigarettes after sex

"HIGH OFF LIFE 'N MY DZI" lingering touches, late night drives, car meets, and hotboxing every enclosed space.

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ # — KISHIFA ... (kishibe x dzi)

our song: BUDDY'S RENDEZVOUS by lana del rey

"SHE'S YOUNG SO IK SHE'LL SAY IT FIRST" splenda daddy, hotel rooms, smoking on balconies, fast life w slow kisses.

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ # — HIRIFA ... (hiromi higuruma x dzi)

our song: NOTHING COMPARES by the weeknd

"SOMEHOW SHE'S ABOVE THE LAW" spoiling dzi rotten, date night every night, critiquing the justice system daily.

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ # — DZIKUNA ... (sukuna x dzi)

our song: CHERRY WAVES by deftones

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ # — ALUFA ... (alucard x dzi)

our song: BE MY DRUIDNESS by type o negative

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ # — DZIRAKI ... (zaraki kenpachi x dzi)

our song: BAD RELIGION by frank ocean

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ # — DZISUI ... (shunsui kyoraku x dzi)

our song: IN A GOOD WAY by faye webster

[kenpachisbrat]

I don't think I'll even stop screaming over these comms I got 😩😩😩

[kenpachisbrat]

The fact this man isn't real and isn't letting me lay on his chest right now is a straight up crime😭😭.... All I need right now is to lay on his chest. While he rubs my back. Calling me a brat for just flopping on him. Or just carrying me around on his shoulders because he's tired of me wandering off. (He's the one who got lost. But he'd never admit it) Making the most horrendous cakes. But I eat it anyway because he tried😂 then I'll show him how to properly bake.

[kenpachisbrat]

🛩: Where would the two of you go on your honeymoon?

💍: What’s your dream wedding?

with whatever self-ship you wanna talk about <3

🤭🤭 ok so I'm feeling soft for kenpachi at the moment so

Reye x Kenpachi

Where we go on our honeymoon?

- so I've wanted to go to Hawaii😂 so I'm dragging him to the beach with me and making him relax.

Dream wedding!

-so I've always wanted to get married at a winery. Just because of how beautiful they are. But with kenpachi we'd definitely do one a little more laid back and relaxed. Definitely outdoor wedding still.

Something kinda Like this! ☺️

Ask me about my selfships!☺️☺️

[kenpachisbrat]

Comforting you on a bad day

Kenpachi x reader

Authors notes: Alright so I've been in a weird mood all day and all I can thing about is being in kenpachis arms lol. This is mainly centered around my selfship with him but I don't specifically say anything about me❤️ also please don't come for me if he's ooc. This is just how I feel and what I want from kenpachi 😂 lol

Divider by @benkeibear

So regardless of what people think he's actually not clueless when it comes to people's emotions. Especially with his partner. He'd pick up immediately that something is wrong. That you aren't not your usual self. It takes him a little bit to ask you what's wrong. Wanting to try and figure it out himself before coming up and asking in a soft but gruff voice "the hells wrong with you" as he comes up wrapping his arm around you. Probably assumes first someone pissed you off and asks who he needs to beat up lol but then once you explain or try to explain that you're just in a mood, not feeling like you're normal self. He doesn't really quite understand what you mean at first but still wants to comfort you regardless. Probably finds yachirus stash of candy and tries to give it to you. But when you tell him you just need some physical affection he's all for cuddling. Asks if you'd rather be inside or outside. If you want to cuddle inside he's all up for taking you into the room and laying on the bed and cuddling. If you want to go outside. He's taking you to his favorite spot that's hidden away from everyone and laying on the grass with you. Also if you come into his office on one of the rare days that he's actually doing his paperwork. He will let you sit in his lap as he's working. And just talk with him. After a bit he notices you've gone quiet and looks down to see you sleeping against his chest. He just chuckles a little before continuing his work. Will also definitely glare at anyone who comes into his office. Possibly throwing something at them so they stay quite and not waking you up.

Also later one he will definitely make you watch and hold his stuff later as he trains or/fights someone. Because he knows you still just want to be near him. But he's going stir crazy from laying down all day or from sitting at the desk all day doing paperwork and he needs to burn off that extra energy he has.

Network: @enchantedforest-network

[kenpachisbrat]

Gonna just start a little selfship page. Ignore this for now👀

Kakucho + reye-

Kenpachi + reye-

Kento + reye-

Higuruma + reye~

[kenpachisbrat]

My love!

😘: any pet names they call you? you call them?

👄: talk about your first kiss.

Both with Kenpachi. (can be biker Kenpachi wink wink)

I'm obsessed with biker kenpachi and it's all your fault 🤭❤️

😘: we all know his main pet name for me would be "woman" especially when I piss him off, then probably sweetness or something stupid. But he prefers to just call me by my name. My pet name for him? Nothing special probably just "ken, or Kenny" 😂 if I really want to piss him off I'll just call him an asshole

👄 first kiss: definitely rough but passionate. I don't think that man knows how to be gentle 😂. But if we're talking about biker kenpachi it would probably be after he sees me knock a man twice my size on his ass.

Ask me about my selfships!