#kenneth kruger doai

[secret-spirit]

How i imagine Kenneth Kruger would look mainly in the sitcom au

Yes he's bald I ain't holding back.

Also he's wearing sun glasses.

[s1cklyheart]

M’kay so i’ve been thinking about officer Kruger

At some point someone said “hey what if officer Kruger got turned into a caretaker” and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since.

I already had a hunch that Kenneth didn’t stay as an experiment for long and that 9 years looked like too long to study a nearly dead person. And with the introduction of the caretakers…I started to look into things a little further.

First off,and this might be the most obvious,the breathing. During Vol.0 we actually hear Kruger breathing during the police training tape,and in Vol.1 similar breathing can be heard when we see one of the caretakers enter Patient 66’s house.

Because I like overanalyzing shit let’s take a look at what was said about Kruger during In Loving Memory,shall we?

“A beloved member of our community,and a caring father.”

Oh,and Vol.1 too,because I have the suspicion that maybe Alex somehow managed to talk to Kruger (I have no idea how they didn’t get caught tbh)

“Someone I know and care about has been hurt.”

This kinda just pushed me further into believing Kruger was turned into a caretaker. In Vol.1 it is a mandated rule that staff CANNOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE interact with the caretakers. I doubt that would be a rule unless SOMEBODY had some stuff they wanted to say,and Lankmann knew that if everyone ignored the caretakers that certain someone wouldn’t get the chance to reveal anything.

I came up with all of this at like 1 in the morning during the weekend,and it’s consumed my mindddd……

I rlly hope none of this theory sounds dumb I’m sorry ffbjjfdf

[corelex]

My brain randomly generated this thought and it is a banger:

Alex and co. (Clyde, Simon, The Flock, 66, Kenneth, and possibly Winfrey) discovers and uses an abandoned but functional radio station to persuade the town to not believe the foundation, the police, and especially Lankmann.

Cue the "Stayed Gone" banter and finale.

[doodle-girl]

Let’s dance in the graveyard, cha-cha-oo!

[s1cklyheart]

Late fathers day thing I only just now finished

Enjoy the happiness

[s1cklyheart]

Veldigun Kenneth Kruger AU (design and AU made by @/dopiysworldsend)

I LOVE this AU so much specifically for these two omfg fmdkfkkfkr-

[doodle-girl]

BROOOOOO THIS WRITING GOES SO FUCKING HARD OWAGHAUEHUDHDBAHSBVD

I AM GOING TO MAKE A BADASS COMIC FOR THIS ON THE WEEKEND I PROMISE THAT

Okay okay so apparently my brain keeps feeding me random ideas that I don’t know what to do with but hear me out (inspired by @spookmuth ‘s post): what if we rope kruger into this. Could line up with the “wanted criminal” thing and the “patient 66 is freed” thing, too?

Cuz if I remember correctly, Kruger’s canonical deathdate was sometime in 1996? And patient 66 isn’t taken to the asylum until around 1990… Yeah I really don’t know where the hell I’m going with these but I just enjoy putting my little skrunklies in continuously fucked up situations and proceeding to put these traumatized little weirdos into an eventual found family (ft. their 6’6 demon cat)

Also Kruger gets to do this eventually (except instead of a shining figure he’s basically. half corpse):

YES

Kruger being the default father figure by default because one is still traumatized by her treatment at at asylum, one is a magnet for the Horrors, and Clyde is Clyde.

Speaking of which

“Jesus Christ what is that.”

“Its name is Clyde.”

“You named it?”

They eventually steal a car and it soon gets so full of veldigun and people it looks like this

[elians-terrarium]

Ok, so this all started when raptor over here took the old lore and used the power of Swap Name Order to make Winfrey have eaten Alex's dad. Since veldigun (sort of) are who they eat, this makes Winfrey Alex's dad. Now Clyde over here ate Lewis, human Simon's dad, and Lankmann's dad. This makes Clyde Alex's stepsibling, Alex is now Lankmann and (veldigun) Simon's auncle, and Winfrey is now Lankmann and Simon's granddad. Then, someone else (doggosomniac I think) suggested we add a line between Clyde and Winfrey since they're partners (romantic in this case.) This makes Winfrey the step-dad AND grandpa of Simon and Lankmann, Clyde is now also Alex's stepparent, and Alex is both stepsibling and auncle to Lankmann and Simon. Raptor then decided to make it worse, by adding in Mortimer. Mortimer and Alex are a hunting pair (or whatever you call it) and Mortimer being added adds Klaus (who Mortimer created in a way) and Jack (who also is linked to Mortimer for some reason?) Alex is therefore Klaus and Jack's stepparent. Now, Onyx (I don't know their Tumblr) added in the headcanon that Lankmann knew Alex's parents well enough to be named Alex's godfather. Officer Kruger (forgot his first name) got added in as another one of Klaus' parents since Klaus ate his son. Because of that, Clyde is Kenneth's (I think that's his name?) uncle and Winfrey is Kenneth's stepdad (Clyde probably also has stepparent status.) Mortimer is also Clyde's stepson, Winfrey's nephew, and Clyde's brother in law. By similar logic, Kenneth and Alex are also siblings-in-law. Now after all this, someone said that Jack and Klaus are Simon and Lankmann's cousins and nobody argued with that sound logic. We then dropped this image into a completely different discord server with only one other person that knew about DOAI to see what happened.

Everybody got that?

God help anyone who joins the sitcom server at this particular moment.

[corelex]

feral and protective kruger gives me life

Imagine Kruger seeing that the Eastridge Police is letting Lankmann off the hook doing inspeakable crimes because he's funding them and gets absolutely batshit furious