#kelly replies

[anakinstwinklebunny]

YIPEEE BUNNY ANON TO BUNNY <333 anyways this is such a basic idea but ive been kicking my feet thinking about coloring in James tattoo, like he’s a grumbly and busy trying to wash the engine grease off his hands and then he feels the felt tip of the marker graze his arm while you hum the latest girly pop song about love that he pretends to hate.

ARGH

- 🐇

Author's note: 🐇 nonnie slaying hard 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

JAMES KELLY was currently by the sink, scrubbing away at the streaks of engine grease on his large hands, muttering under his breath about the stubborn stains.

Black tee clinging to his back, sweat and day's dirt making it stick to his skin as he grumbled. He hated the way grease seemed to crawl under his nails and never leave. "Goddamn grease," he muttered, scrubbing harder, jaw set tight.

Then, out of a sudden, he felt it--a soft, unexpected graze against his arm.

The soft tickle of marker's tip.

"The hell are you-" James twisted his neck to look at you, brows knitting together in that grumpy way that said, «you're messing with me, aren't you?»

You didn't even flinch, sitting cross-legged on the counter, head tilted, focused like you were creating a the most important work on his skin. "Shh," voice annoyingly nonchalant, like he hadn't just caught you red-handed. "I'm coloring in the skull. It's looking a little dull, don't you think?"

He blinked, completely thrown. "The skull?" He craned his neck, trying to get a better look at the tattoo you were casually defacing, but you shooed him off with your free hand like he was the one interrupting your process.

"Yeah, babe. Your big scary skull," you teased, dragging out the word. The marker squeaked softly against his arm as you switched colors, humming a girly pop song about heartbreak and love that he definitely didn't like. (He did, actually, but he'd die before admitting it.)

James huffed, corner of his mouth twitching like he was trying not to smile.

"You better not be ruining my ink. Took hours to sit for that."

"I'm making it better," you said matter-of-factly, adding a pop of pink to the eyes.

"You're making it pink," he deadpanned, tone dripping with mock annoyance.

Yet in all of that, he did not stop you. Frankly, he just stood there, leaning one hip against the counter, wet hands hanging by his sides while watching you work. "Gonna make me look like a damn coloring book."

You smirked, not even looking up. "A really cool coloring book," you corrected, adding a final flourish to the edges to make it more girly

James shook his head, muttering something under his breath before grabbed a clean rag to dry his hands. But when he felt the marker move to his bicep, he froze, a sigh leaving his lips. "Seriously?" He glanced down at you, eyes narrowing playfully. "You're just gonna..what?...color the whole damn arm now?"

"Obviously," you rolled your eyes "Sit still, or it's gonna smudge. And my work will go to hell"

And despite his usual grumbling, James did exactly that, letting you color his ink while he muttered complaints about how ridiculous this was, all while deep down loving the way you hummed and giggled over your "masterpiece." Because, goddamn it, he'd let you do anything if it meant seeing you happy, even cover him in all bright pink

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[trophywifemac]

IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA ☘ ↳ S11E08 “Charlie Catches a Leprechaun”

[angelsdean]

byzantium would've owned if jack had said "i love my three dads so much, mom" and if she had been like "that castiel! he was supposed to take care of you" and jack was like "oh he's one of the dads! hes dating one of the other two. also mom! im nonbinary" and she was like. oh god the liberals got him

sfjkfsdfdfk literally

she'd be eye-twitching like, "what do you meaaaan he's dating one of the other two?!"

anyways i wholly reject all fanon that paints cas as kelly's "gay bff." kelly had no clue. she thought cas was a good little Christian Angel TM. sorry he's the defective gay angel with a crack in his chassis<3

[rats-and-clovers]

[Pizzatober day 5 - Noise Coffee]

I'd say it serves him right- has nobody ever told him not to mess with a britishman's tea time?

[madeleinelovescolours]

PLEAAASE MORE MC REESE I LOVE HOW YOU DRAW HIM AAAHHH IM BEGGING

how do you feel about the "reese headbumps with his muzzle to show love in his monster state" allegations

actually, we headbump *him*

[nosensedit]

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[livesincerely]

I already know what the answer is but I’m curious to see everyone’s thoughts

[ananke-xiii]

Sam: No, Kelly, if you go with Cas, you die. Your baby dies.

Kelly: I go with you, you take away the thing that makes him special.

Sam: How does that matter if you're both dead?

Kelly: That's the only thing that matters.

This is literally the funniest dialogue in season 12. I just can't, it cracks me up everytime.

The untapped tragicomic potential and derangement that Sam and Kelly could've been together.

(I know that if you read it out of context it seems unhinged to say that this dialogue makes me laugh but in-context it's pure comedy)

[velociraptorsaurusrex]

The Gang Goes to Extremes

[untilthcyrot]

SNABBA CASH S1 SENTENCE STARTERS. | " he shook your hand like a grandma. " for Kelly! asked by @vsevildead

❝ It was the single most uncomfortable moment of my life. Do you have any hand sanitizer in here? ❞ Kelly fumbled through the glove compartment of the delta as if Ash, of all people, would carry a mini hand sanitizer bottle from Bath and Body Works in the car. But she really needed to get that guy's essence off her hand pronto.

[iasips8]

anon asked for a charlie like 5 months ago on main but i drew this and i dont feel like posting it to main

[anakinstwinklebunny]

thinking about a tied up james kelly 🤤

Author's note: that man whimpers 🔝

JAMES KELLY was wrecked. Absolutely, undeniably wrecked. Wrists strained against the silk ties binding them to the headboard, knuckles white as he clenched his fists in helplessness he had never felt. All his life he thought he was the one to keep things in control; in bed, in public life. But he did not thought about a possibility where you'd just straightforward hypnotize him, tying him up before he could even protest. Now his eyes were wide, as if frightened, looking at you as if you were his salvation..

You stood at the edge of the bed, wearing nothing but a this twisted, proud of yourself smirk, savoring the vulnerable (for now) sight of him. His stormy eyes burned with frustration, flickering between your face and the soft curves of your body that he loved so much. Slowly, you climbed onto the bed, like a cat, straddling his thighs and running your fingers over his broad chest. His skin was hot under your touch, his muscles twitching.

“That mouth of yours, James,” you mused, dragging your nails down his torso until you reached the trail of hair leading to his cock. “Always running. Maybe I should’ve tied it shut too.”

He sighed a breath of turmoil inside of him, hips bucking up in a futile attempt to get some friction. “Untie me, baby,” he rasped in this begging tone. “Let me show you what this mouth can really do.”

You leaned in close, so your lips could graze over his ear. “Oh, no,” you whispered, grinding your wetness against his length, teasing him with every slow roll of your hips. “You’re not in charge here, James. I am.”

His breath hitched at the way you pronounced his name, a deep groan escaping him. “Fucking hell,” he muttered. “You’re so hot right now”

“Goddamn it,” he groaned as if he was both frustrated and in pain “Stop fuckin’ teasing and take it, baby. You know you need it as bad as I do.”

You laughed softly, kissing along the line of his jaw before pulling back to look into his desperate, hungry eyes with a smirk painted across your face. Sliding back, you positioned yourself above him, letting his thick cock press against your folds yet in a way that won't give him the satisfaction of fully sinking in. His head fell back against the headboard, a string of curses falling from his lips.

You tilted your head, pretending to consider his demand, before shaking your head. “You don’t get to give orders tonight, James,” you said, dragging the slick head of his cock through your folds, making him shudder. “You’ll get what I decide to give you. When I decide to give it to you.”

“Fuck, baby,” voice breaking. “Please, I’ll do anything. Just let me feel you.”

You smirked, finally sinking down onto him, inch by agonizing inch, until he was buried to the hilt inside you. His head snapped forward, jaw clenching as he watched you take him, his cock stretching you so perfectly it had you moaning aloud.

“aghh--uhhhg” he hissed, arms pulling uselessly at the restraints till veins were visible under his skin. “You’re so damn tight. Feels like you’re trying to milk me dry already.”

You began to move, slow and deliberate, grinding your hips as his cock hit every spot that made you see stars. James was a mess beneath you, his breathing ragged, his head thrown back as he fought to keep himself from losing it.

“Look at you,” you run your hands over his chest. “Big, tough James Kelly, being a pathetic boy"

“Don’t get used to it,” he ground out, voice strained, face flushing red. “Soon as I’m free, I’m flipping you over and fucking you until you forget your own name.”

You smirked, picking up the pace, the sound of your slick arousal and his choked groans filling the room. “Big talk for a man tied up and helpless,” you teased, dragging your nails down his abs.

James glared up at you. “Untie me,” voice dropping an octave. “I dare you.”

You ignored him, rolling your hips faster, leaning back to give him a perfect view of your body. His eyes locked onto where his cock disappeared into you, breath catching, mouth opening to let another set of moans and whimpers.

“Fuck" he gasped, eyes not leaving the scene unfolding before him "..look at this greedy little cunt,” he bit out, voice a mix of awe and frustration. “Swallowing me whole..just takin' me so good, baby. Damn..”

You threw your head back, moaning as you chased your soon-to-come release, the sight of James tied up and at your mercy sending you hurtling towards the edge. He watched you, jaw slack, and suddenly, as if he came up with something smart - he bucked his hips up to meet your movements as best as he could, just to make you as desperate and helpless as he was

“That’s it,” he rasped in this gaspy way, lifting his hips faster “Come on, baby. Let me feel you come all over my cock..”

His words pushed you over the edge, and you cried out, body trembling as you came, clenching around him. James groaned loudly, his hips jerking as he spilled inside you, filling you to the brim with his release, the liquids mixing in your body.

As you came down from your high, you leaned forward, pressing a soft kiss to his lips. “Good boy,” you murmured, reaching up to untie his wrists.

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[kellysketches]

Do you have any kind of movie/game soundtrack in mind that fits the Vainglorious universe? 🎶

Tragically I have not yet made a music playlist for Vainglorious, but if it had a soundtrack, I imagine it'd be something caught between the Pirates of the Caribbean and Super Mario OSTs (more leaning towards Super Mario). One part drama, two parts silly fun!

[rats-and-clovers]

oh? who are those for, I wonder?

[readysetjo]

Sending you lots of love tonight and always friend 🫶🫶🫶

Omg Kelly you are an absolute joy my friend grateful I know you and love you too!!! 💙💙

[nosensedit]

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