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uhoh-but-yeah-alright · 3 years

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A full list of all my fics is below the cut. But if you’re looking for a specific category of fic, I have some mini master posts too:

Welcome to my Fics! (15 fics that are a hopefully decent representative mix of my writing)

Larry Fics (including Larry playing with others & Girl!Larry)

Rare Pairs (including poly/threesomes+ and non-pairing fics)

Femslash Fics (Girl!Direction & Twylexis from Schitt’s Creek)

Established Relationship Fics (Larry & Rare Pairs)

Smut Forward Fics

TV Show AUs

The Hids are Alright (fics in which Harry’s rack gets special attention)

The Bootyverse is Expanding (Larry+ PWP fics)

Halloween Fics

Wordplay Challenge Fics: 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | 2022 | 2023

Schitt’s Creek Fics

Ficlets (1000 words or shorter)

Every individual ding dang fic after the cut!

The following is a list of all fics by yeah_alright, in order of longest to shortest:

One Direction Fics

Hold Tight | Larry | 29k | Explicit | strangers to neighbors to lovers, older Larry [fic post]

Glory Hole-idays series (Larry & Lilo & Zouis & Nouis | 21k | Explicit): Louis mans a glory hole that offers holiday specials.

Prick or Treat? (Halloween | 666 words | fic post)

Gift Opening (Christmas Eve | 2412 words | fic post)

Quiver ‘n’ Hole (Valentine’s Day | 3407 words | fic post)

Hallelujah! He is Jizzin’ (Easter | 2856 words | fic post)

Rimadan (Eid - Zayn private session | 786 words | fic post)

Let Them Eat Cock (Bastille Day | 1789 words | fic post)

One to Grow On (Liam’s Birthday - private session) | 3333 words | fic post)

Swallowpeen (Halloween again | 666 words | fic post)

Like a Powder Keg About to Explode (Guy Fawkes Day - Niall private session) | 1605 words | fic post)

Punxsutawdry Filled (Groundhog Day | 2222 words | fic post)

Voyeur Eyes Only (International Masturbation Day/Wankers Day | 1111 words | fic post)

We Can Find a Place to Feel Good | Larry | 8k | Teen & Up | high school AU, school dances, first love, inspired by “Treat People with Kindness” [fic post]

Nice Boys Sometimes Kiss Like That | Harry & David Rose (Schitt’s Creek) | 7k | Teen & Up | strangers to friends, with a kiss [fic post]

Laws of Silence & Like a Switch (droubble drabble 2-parter)

Truth is Something Desperate (multiple POVs)

Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs | Larry | 2.6k | established relationship, fluff and humor and smut | fic post

Now Together We’re Alone (girl!Larry | 1.7k | Mature | exes to lovers, Christmas fic | fic post

Summer Drabbles | fic post

Summer Sun (Something’s Begun) | Larry | Mature (barely) | pure fluff: first crush, kiss, time, everything

Maybe I’m A-maized | Larry | Explicit | with my apologies to corn on the cob and all who (used to) enjoy eating it, established relationship, smut and humor, dildos

When Life Hands You Lemons, Make Pink Lemonade to Match Your Crush’s Lips | girl!Zarry | Gen | meet cute, bashful flirting, lemonade stand nostalgia

Schitt’s Creek Fics

Ladies Night Inn Series | 21k | Twyla Sands/Alexis Rose

A Little Bit Go Girl | 5k | Explicit | sequel from Alexis’ POV | fic post

March 2021 Twylexis “New Beginnings” Drabbles: New Sensation (Mature) | Restart (Gen)

#my fic #my fic masterpost #1d fic #larry fic #schitt's creek fic #rare pairs

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falseroar · 4 years

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Is This Your Card? Part 4: There’s Been a Murder

((The morning after the party, the District Attorney wakes up with a hangover and some concerns. Neither of which are helped by the discovery of their host’s body and the arrival of a bizarre lightning storm. (A lot of the dialogue here and in future parts is straight from WKM, with some different context and a few changes here and there.)

Warning for mentions of death and implied blood/body examination.

Links to Parts 1, 2, and 3.))

You laid there in the darkness beneath the sheets with the comforter pulled over your head for several minutes after you changed back, heart hammering as the events of last night pressed in with one clear, missing gap: exactly when you went from human to wolf.

Slowly, you eased your head up, blinking in the sunlight streaming in to a bedroom you didn’t recognize. It was eight thirty, and your sensitive ears didn’t pick up on any screaming or whispering going on outside your door that might suggest people outside were discussing what to do about the werewolf in the room.

Werewolf.

It wasn’t just the hangover that made your stomach twist and turn. The thought of that card, that single word, left you very glad you hadn’t eaten much last night.

Who knew?

Who would go through such a bizarre series of steps just to…what? Out you to the others in the house? Blackmail you?

Your card.

You looked down at your clothes and felt a moment of panic before you spotted your jacket hanging neatly on the back of a nearby chair. Despite the very real hangover, you were up and across the room in seconds, breathing a sigh of relief when you felt the shape of the envelope in the pocket.

Hanging up the jacket, that wasn’t something you did, so that meant someone else. Damien?

You tried to take a sniff of the clothing only to wince and gag at even the hint of that awful cologne Mark had been wearing last night. A vague memory of Mark throwing his arm around your shoulder, laughing so hard he could barely stand, came to mind and you sighed, only for it to turn into a cough when you breathed the scent in again.

Right, so that would be a no on the jacket then. You slipped your hand into the pocket and pulled out the envelope inside, only to shove it straight into your pants pocket when you heard the sound of someone in the hallway. Better to keep it on you than let someone else find it by accident.

You reached the open door just as Benjamin, the butler, turned the corner.

“Ah,” he said, all smiles and crisp, clean uniform despite being at the same party last night. “Good morning! I hope you had a good night’s rest. I prepared for you a seltzer with cocaine. Best thing for the morning after, if you ask me.”

He smiled and winked at his joke as you took the glass, noting that there was nothing in his eyes or expression to suggest he knew. That, you thought as you took a sip of the seltzer and felt the bubbles ease your stomach, or he was one hell of an actor.

“Thanks,” you muttered before he walked away, the sound of your own voice causing a brief rise in the pain in your head.

The sound also caused the man standing near the railing opposite your door to turn with a smile almost as bright as the sunlight streaming in through the windows behind him, again with no sign of the man who had been performing keg stands like they were going out of style last night.

“Ah, there’s our little monster,” Damien said. “You really knocked them dead last night. I haven’t seen you go wild like that since our days at university—”

“Damien.”

“Good to let the beast out every now and then, eh, old friend?”

“Damien!” He had the shame to look momentarily abashed at his choice of words as you continued in a whisper, “Last night, did I—did anyone—”

“No, no, don’t worry,” Damien said, stepping forward to put reassuring hands on your elbows. “I took you upstairs myself, and you were fine until the balcony when you…Ahem. I assure you, there was no one else around to see, and I locked the door to your room once I was sure you were safe and sound in bed.”

You breathed out slowly, your relief brief but pleasant before you remembered the card.

“Damien, we need to talk somewhere. In private, as soon as possible.”

Damien didn’t seem as surprised by your words as you thought he might be. “Well, I still have some work to finish, and then there’s breakfast, but it shouldn’t be hard to find some time to catch up after that. Is that okay?”

You nodded, silently hoping that would give you enough time to shake off this hangover and get some control of yourself. Food would help, and until then moving around might ease some of the anxiety welling up within you. So while Damien went toward his room, you walked down the stairs and through the halls, noting that like Damien and Benjamin, the house itself was surprisingly clean again. You noted the suit of armor, now standing straight and polished, mentally comparing it to last night when it served as one of the targets for beer pong as you backed away with a sense of being watched.

Suspicious of what might be under that visor, you tried to shake off the feeling as you turned and walked into the den.

Just in time to see the flash of red as something large and heavy dropped from the floor above, missing you by inches.

You looked down at the corpse of your host splayed out on the floor.

The flash of lightning from outside that accompanied the discovery felt cheap and dramatic, like something out of one of Mark’s plays, but you knew, looking at his glassy open eyes, that this wasn’t an act.

The roll of thunder followed so close to the lightning that they were nearly indistinguishable, drowning out whatever sound escaped from your throat.

Still, as if in answer to your cry, Abe came walking into the room asking about the lightning, dressed only in a white bathrobe and, for some reason, his hat, and without missing a beat he called to the rest of the house, “Oh my God! There’s been a murder!”

While he stared in shock at the corpse, the butler entered the room and cried out as a third round of lightning crackled overhead, barely having time to stop before a fourth strike accompanied the chef’s scream of “Murder!”

Distantly, you thought there must be some terrible storm raging outside, but it was a stray thought, a random bit of nonsense as you stared at each man in turn, hoping that one of them could explain what was going on. Wishing one of them would reveal the trick, prove that Mark wasn’t…that he couldn’t be—

Abe thankfully interrupted your thoughts, suddenly so close that you could easily smell the body wash he used. With wild eyes, he grabbed the collar of your shirt and asked, “What the hell happened here?”

“I don’t—I don’t know,” you stammered, the numbness creeping into your mind again as you glanced back down at the body on the floor.

You heard the accusation in Abe’s voice as he demanded answers, some kind of an explanation, but before you could gather yourself together to even try to explain what you saw—or failed to see, Benjamin spoke up.

“Sir, the body’s cold. He’s been dead a while.”

“A while?” you repeated, feeling a chill of your own settle in. “Like it could have happened last night?”

You looked around the room as Abe’s grip on your collar loosened, but no one seemed comfortable with that idea.

“Does anyone remember the last time they saw Master Mark during last evening’s…entertainment?” Benjamin asked, and again no one answered. You racked your mind, but your tattered memories of last night’s party didn’t help much. He had been there, of course, but now that you thought about it, at some point he just wasn’t there in anything that you personally remembered.

“Well, I have some familiarity with corpses, comes with the job,” Abe said, stepping back from you with a lingering glance that you couldn’t begin to decipher. “Y/N, can you hand me my jacket over there? That’s what I came down here for in the first place.”

You turned around and found the jacket in question lying on the couch, and spun back around when you heard the chef and butler cry out in simultaneous disgust just in time to see Abe stripping off his white bathrobe to reveal he was wearing his regular clothes underneath it.

“Thanks, partner,” he said, taking the jacket without seeming to notice their reactions or your own brief horror closely followed by relief.

As he stooped over the body, you heard yet another voice at the doorway and realized how much worse this was going to get.

“What the hell happened here?” Damien asked.

“Oh, mister Mayor, I’m so sorry,” Benjamin started, and you felt a rush of guilt. “There’s been a murder.”

Thunder and lightning again, as Damien frowned in consternation and asked, “A murder? Who?”

He briefly turned to look at the sharp crack from overhead before his searching eyes went around the room again, his view of the body blocked by the hunter.

This wasn’t right. He shouldn’t be finding out like this, you thought to yourself, but at the same time you just watched, unable to bring yourself to say the words.

“It’s Mark,” Chef said with a helpless shrug, Abe confirming it.

“Why?” Damien asked, disbelief tinging his tone even as he looked down at the body in question. “Who would do this?”

“That’s exactly what me and my partner here are here to find out,” Abe said, gesturing towards you without looking up from what he was doing. You were trying not to watch as he patted down the body, rifling through Mark’s robes and examining the skin carefully.

“Wait, what?” You looked from Abe to Damien, wondering when you had agreed to this, and the mayor seemed equally surprised by the news.

“I don’t think…” Damien trailed off, his gaze meeting your own before he breathed in sharply. “The Colonel, I need to have a talk with him.”

You knew he wanted to be the one to tell him, to break the news as gently as he could. Like you should have tried to do, a guilty inner voice thought. Mark was Damien’s friend, they had known each other for years, and the Colonel just as long. What could be going through his mind right now?

“Um, shouldn’t we be calling the authorities?” Benjamin asked, and you nodded in agreement.

“Abe, this is a job for the police, we can’t—I can’t—”

“You think anyone’s getting in or out of this place with that freaky lightning storm going on outside?” Abe asked as he pulled a knife from somewhere within his jacket, at which point you weren’t the only one to fix eyes on something, anything else. “There’s clearly something going on here, and I for one am not just going to sit around and wait for that to pass over when there could be a killer among us.”

“He fell,” you said, finally voicing what you had been thinking this whole time. “I saw his—I saw him hit the ground, that doesn’t mean—"

“Oh, and he just happened to fall on this, did he?” Abe asked, holding up a small, misshapen object that, reluctantly, everyone in the room had to lean in to really see. “A bullet, straight to the chest.”

“Silver,” you said softly, your eyes instinctively meeting Damien’s.

“Now why would someone shoot Mark with a silver bullet?” Abe asked, looking around the room while he used a handkerchief from yet another pocket to clean his hands. “Not to mention all of the other damage his body’s been through. Someone must have been trying really hard to make sure he stayed dead, but why?”

“Could it have something to do with that?” Chef asked, pointing at a white square just visible in Mark’s chest pocket, having moved as a result of Abe’s investigation.

The hunter reached into the pocket and came out with two cards.

One was the Death card Mark showed the table last night, now stained on the corner.

The other was a white card, on which had been typed a single word:

Werewolf.

((End of Part 4. Thank you for reading! ...I have no explanation for why Abe was wearing the robe, it just seemed funny to keep it in.

Link to Part 5.

Tagging: @silver-owl413 @skyewardlight @withjust-a-bite @blackaquokat @catgirlwarrior @neverisadork @luna1350 @oh-so-creepy @weirdfoxalley @95fangirl @lilalovesinternet-l @thepoolofthedead @a-bit-dapper @randomartdudette @geekymushroom @cactipresident @hotcocoachia @purple-anxiety-blog @shyinspiredartist @avispate @missksketch ))

#markiplier #fanfiction #wkm au #monster hunter au #werewolf au #wkm district attorney #wkm damien #wkm detective #poor choice of words #but Damien means well #others maybe not so much

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hargroves-angel · 5 years

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Master list 💞

Key 🔐 ~ | Smut > 😈 | Angst > 🥀 | Fluff > 🌻 |

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Series 💞 (Billy x Y/N)

Time Changes People // Masterlist // ~ 😈🥀🌻

| (Teaser) | Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 (coming soon) |

Cookies And Cream // Masterlist // ~ 😈🥀🌻

Series 💞 (Billy x OC)

Coming soon...

Mini Series

Protection | (1) | (2) | ~ 🌻

• Billy protecting the reader who gets rude comments said to her about her chronic pain.

She Calls Me Daddy Too | (1) | | (2) | ~ 😈

• You're Hoppers daughter and Billy likes to piss him off.

Headcannons

Jealous Billy HC’s ~ 😈 (implied) / 🌻 /

• How Billy acts around you when he’s jealous.

Smut 😈

Lavender Lace ~ 😈

• It’s your first time with Billy and you surprise him with lingerie.

Everything’s Ok Now ~ 😈 / 🥀

• Billy has a nightmare and all he wants to do is forget about it.

Beautiful ~ 😈

• The readers father is emotionally abusive causing her to feel very self conscious of herself but Billy shows her she’s beautiful.

Birthday Boy ~ 😈

• You decide to give Billy some special presents on his birthday.

Gentle ~ 😈 / 🌻

• Billy taking your virginity and being extra careful.

Justice ~ 😈

• You’ve been naughty and Cop!Billy decides to punish you.

Backseat Lovin’ ~ 😈

• Billy takes you out to a Drive in movie and things get a little bit steamy.

Number 15 ~ 😈

• Seeing Billy in tight basketball shorts and sweat dripping down his torso gets you all hot and bothered.

Princess ~ 😈 (implied)

• You decide to give Billy something for when he misses you.

Keg Queen ~ 😈

• Billy likes the look of the new ‘Keg Queen’.

Being Horny and Pregnant ~ 😈

• You need Billy to help you get off because there’s a certain baby in the way.

Poor Max ~ 😈

• Max walks in on Billy and you in an intimate position.

All The Good Girls Go To Hell ~ 😈

• You skip church because you’re horny for Billy.

Football ~ 😈

• Things get steamy during a football match.

Dirty Little Secret ~ 😈

• Things get steamy after you find something interesting in Billy’s draw.

Sweat ~ 😈

• Billy looks so good when he’s working out.

Locker Room Loving ~ 😈

• You and Billy get busy in a locker room.

NSFW Alphabet ~ 😈

• Billy Hargrove NSFW Alphabet.

Interruptions ~ 😈

• You and billy get interrupted.

Rules ~ 😈

• Billy lays down some rules.

Shortcake ~ 😈

• Billy has always had a thing for short girls.

Queen Of Hawkins ~ 😈

• Billy is smitten with the queen Hawkins

Green Eyed Monster ~ 😈

• Carol doesn't like the fact that you've charmed yourself into Hargrove’s pants

Fluff 🌻

Comfy Cuddles And A Slight Breeze ~ 🌻

• You and Billy relax together during a movie.

Hair ~ 🌻

• How Billy plays with your hair.

“Just Friends” ~ 🌻

• It takes a while for you and Billy to realise your true feelings for eachother.

Bittersweet Sympathy ~ 🌻

• You show Billy a new way to deal with his anger - through music.

Stress Relief ~ 🌻

• You’ve been trying to get Billy to quit smoking.

Music Lover ~ 🌻

• The girl in Billy’s detention has gotten his interest, she seems to enjoys music.

Im Not Scared... ~ 🌻

• Billy decides to take you to watch Children Of The Corn but he doesn’t realise that horror movies don’t really phase you anymore, but they sure as hell scare him.

Attention ~ 🌻

• Billy doesn’t like how his little step sister is taking away all of his attention he’s used to getting from you.

Bikini Babe ~ 🌻

• Billy showing you off at the pool.

Puppy Love ~ 🌻

• Billy gets a job at the local veterans clinic.

Diner Date (Henderson! Reader) ~ 🌻

• A fifth date at a nearby diner with Billy

Crowned ~ 🌻

• You and Billy get a couple tattoo

Summer Fair ~ 🌻

• The Summer Fair in Hawkins with Billy.

Promise ~ 🌻

• Billy promising you with his moms ring

Double Date ~ 🌻

• You and Billy go on a double date with Carol and Tommy to a drive in movie.

Adorable ~ 🌻

• Billy finds you so cute, your so different from his usual type and he finds it adorable.

Sweet Love Triangle ~ 🌻

• Billy likes you but you like Steve what could happen?

High With You ~ 🌻

• Getting High with Billy and friends

Wedding Bells ~ 🌻

• Yours and Billys Wedding

California Baby ~ 🌻

• You get Billy tickets to go to California for your anniversary

Might Be Fun (Henderson! Reader) ~ 🌻

• Billy is desperate to date the Henderson he's fallen for but she isn't so keen herself.

Ice Cream and sunscreen ~ 🌻

• You take the party to the pool to visit your boyfriend Billy.

Prom Night ~ 🌻

• Billy takes you to prom.

First Day Of Kindergarten ~ 🌻

• Billy is a bit emotional of his daughters first day of kindergarten.

I Love You For You ~ 🌻

• Billy has been working out a bit too much to regain his muscles he feels he lost recently.

Angst 🥀

Secrets ~ 🥀

• Billy opens up to you about his father and finds out that you and him aren’t so different.

Tire Screech ~ 🥀

• You finally break up with your Biker Gang Boyfriend and find comfort in Billy.

Liar ~ 🥀

• The new kid, Harrison has taken a liking to you but since your with Billy he has to start a rumour to try drive you two apart.

You’re An Angel ~ 🥀

• You and Billy have kept your relationship a secret due to his father.

A Great Dad ~ 🥀

• Billy always protects his family.

Im Sorry Angel ~ 🥀

• Billys jealousy needs some work

Little Quirks ~ 🥀

• Billy falls for the sweet nerd who was once enraptured by Steve Harrington.

I Really Fucking Like You Billy Hargrove ~ 🥀

• Billy does something he regrets but lets his temper get the best of him resulting in you and him having an argument, however this just makes Billy even more angry causing Max to help her step brother out.

Its Ok Now Baby ~ 🥀

• You’re a bit touch starved and very stressed and all you want is Billy.

Other 🥀 / 😈 / 🌻

Baby ~ 🥀 / 😈 / 🌻

• Billy needs you after his father has hurt him once again.

Pillow Talk ~ 😈 / 🌻

• Billy knows what he wants in the future

Bad Ass (Harrington! Reader)

• The hot chick behind Harrington sparks Billy’s interest

#billy hargrove fanfiction #billy hargrove imagine #billy hargrove x reader #billy hargrove x y/n #billy hargrove x you #billy hargrove fanfic #billy hargrove fluff #billy hargrove angst #billy hargrove smut

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walkerismychoice · 6 years

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June - Part 1 (Liam X Drake)

Book: The Royal Romance

Summary: Chapter 2.1 of a 4 chapter series chronicling the months before Drake left for college and his relationship with Liam.

Rating: PG-13+ with some drinking and mature themes

A/N: I intended initially to make each month only one part, but I felt this one needed 2 parts. Also, I envision this to be around 2009, so I tried to keep that in mind in regards to technology and pop culture. There is nothing NSFW yet, but there may be in future parts. In the story, Drake and Liam have both already turned 18 and are legal adults.

Word Count: 2343

Tag List: @laniquelove, @bobasheebaby, @choiceswreckedme, @mfackenthal, @viktoriapetit, @boneandfur, @theroyalweisme, @debramcg1106, @ladynonsense, @hopefulmoonobject, @flynnomalleysPlease let me know if I missed anyone or if anyone wants to be added

Drake stripped off his cap and gown immediately following the graduation ceremony. "I'm so glad to be done with this place."

"It wasn't all bad, was it?" Liam questioned. "You had me, Maxwell, and Olivia, plus most of guys on the football team were cool."

"I don't know if I would put Maxwell and Olivia in the plus column."

"Admit it Drake, no matter how much they annoy you, they are your friends. You will miss us all."

"I'll be just fine seeing Maxwell and Olivia twice a year or whatever on school breaks. That is more than enough. You though, Liam, I will actually miss."

"You know Drake, my father's offer still stands for you to attend university here with me. Think about how much fun we'll have."

"Liam, I can't mooch off your family forever. This is just something I need to do."

Drake was going to miss Liam. So much in fact it hurt to think about it. But that was another reason he needed to go. Neither he nor Liam brought up that night on the football pitch again, but Drake couldn't get it out of his mind. It was absurd, and had to be a fluke, for both of them. So why couldn't Drake just forget about it? His codependency with Liam had reached new heights, tricking Drake into believing he had romantic feelings for Liam. There was no other explanation. Liam was his world, and Drake desperately needed to expand his world apart from Liam.

"It was worth a shot, but there's still time to change your mind. I have a feeling this summer will be epic."

"Speaking of ‘epic’," Drake said, "what's the deal with the party your brother wants to throw for us tomorrow night?"

"My father and Regina will be away on diplomatic matters over the weekend, so Leo wants to throw us a graduation combined with congrats on winning nationals party.”

Leo and Liam weren't particularly close, but Leo had just finished college himself, and liked any excuse for a party. Leo also knew Liam and Drake were a packaged deal, so it was thoughtful of Leo to include Drake. It's not like anyone else would be throwing him a party.

“Should be an interesting night."

"Yes, probably more interesting than our family dinner tonight."

"Well, I'm not technically family so-"

"Drake, you are not getting out of this. Father and Regina are hosting this for us. Savannah and Bastien will be there too."

"Fine," Drake acquiesced. "But we are escaping as soon as we can."

Dinner was as long and dull as Drake imagined it would be. The food was okay, but Drake would be just as happy with a good steak or burger rather than expensive cuisine. And seven courses was at least five too many in his opinion. Two and a half hours later, dessert was finally served, and Drake and Liam were free to go.

"Okay Drake, you were so eager to get out of there. What are your big plans for tonight?" Liam asked.

"Not a clue. Maybe we could take the boat out again." Drake smirked.

"Very funny, Drake. I told you I'm never doing that again after we almost died the last time."

"We were fine after I saved your ass. You know I would never let anything happen to you. How many times have I gotten you out of trouble already?"

Liam cocked an eyebrow. "And how many times did you get me into that trouble in the first place?"

"Fair enough. Since that's out, what do you suggest?"

"Hmm..." Liam paused thoughtfully. "I've got nothing. Why don't we just watch movies or play video games in my room? We haven't done that for awhile."

"Works for me," Drake agreed. Liam had a pretty nice setup in his room and it was one place they were never bothered by palace staff or anyone else. They had been so busy in the last month with exams and football, the two of the hadn't really just hung out together in quite a while. Even though they still hadn't talked about what happened, things didn't seem at all strained between them, so maybe Liam really hadn't thought about it again. Just two guy friends hanging out together. Nothing more to it.

They started off playing FIFA obviously, as they were both obsessed with the sport. They tired of it after awhile and decided to watch a movie on Liam's laptop so they could stream Netflix.

"How about Iron Man?" Liam suggested.

"Sure, I haven't seen that yet. I wonder if they will ever make a Captain America movie?”

"I know you have a thing for him, Drake,” Liam teased. “I've seen the stash of action figures in your room."

"They are collectibles! It's not like I play with them."

"Sure Drake, whatever you say."

Drake threw a pillow at Liam's head. "Just start the movie."

It wasn't uncommon for Drake and Liam to watch movies huddled together on Liam's bed. But it felt different now. Drake tried to keep some distance between them because he wasn't sure where his thoughts would take him if there was any physical contact. This meant Drake had to awkwardly strain his neck to see, and it did not go unnoticed.

"What are you doing over there? Get closer so you can actually see." Liam reached his arm around Drake's shoulder, coaxing him to scoot closer. If Liam was okay with this, Drake could be too. He just had to focus on the movie, and not how good Liam smelled or that every incidental touch lingered on his skin. So far it wasn't working.

“You’ve been quiet, Drake. Where’s all your typical sarcastic commentary?”

"I guess I'm just tired. Thinking I should just go to bed."

Liam placed his hand on Drake's thigh, his soft gaze fixed on him. "Are you sure there's nothing at all you want to talk about"?

Drake felt heat rise in his cheeks, and his heart beat faster. Either Liam was totally oblivious to everything, or he knew exactly what was going on and wanted Drake to say it out loud. Drake was still trying to wrap his head around his own feelings that were admittedly getting harder and harder to deny. He wasn't ready to blurt it all out to Liam and scare him off if it was all one sided.

"Nope, just tired."

"All right then...I guess I'll see you tomorrow."

"Yep, see ya," Drake replied and swiftly retreated to his room.

Drake watched as multiple kegs of beer were wheeled into the palace. "How many people did Leo invite?"

"Well, he invited our entire graduating class, plus a bunch of his college friends and other nobles."

"Great...Is it too early to start drinking?" Drake didn't know what he expected, but he shouldn't have been surprised that every young noble and socialite in Cordonia would be there. It was Leo making the guest list after all. Drake was just hoping for something smaller and more laid back. At least there would be plenty of alcohol to get him through.

The party guests trickled in and before long, the palace was packed, the music was playing, and Drake was a couple beers in and actually starting to enjoy himself. Drake found himself hanging out with Liam, Olivia, Maxwell, and a few of their other noble friends.

"Let's play a game!" Olivia suggested. "How about truth or dare?"

Drake groaned. "You know I hate that game."

"Exactly," Olivia replied. "If you are too afraid to play, you can go drink by yourself because lord knows you don't have the social skills to strike up a conversation with anyone outside of this group."

Drake didn't want to give Olivia the satisfaction. "No, I'll play."

“Okay then, Liam, why don’t you start,” Olivia directed.

“Maxwell, truth or dare?”

“You know I have no fear,” Maxwell asserted. “Dare.”

Liam looked around the room. “I dare you to go hit on one of Leo’s friends. Bonus points if it actually works.”

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John White as Erik Stifler, a freshman pledging the Beta House

Steve Talley as Dwight Stifler, the pledge master and leader of the Beta House who is Erik's cousin

Jake Siegel as Mike 'Cooze' Coozeman, Erik's friend and a freshman pledging the Beta House alongside Erik and Bobby

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Meghan Heffern as Ashley Thomas, Erik's love interest

Tyrone Savage as Edgar Willis, the leader of the Geek House and main antagonist

Sarah Power as Denise, Cooze's love interest

Eugene Levy as Noah Levenstein, Beta House alumnus and the officiator of the Greek Olympiad

Christopher McDonald as Mr. Stifler, Erik's father

Angela Besharah as Irene

Jonathan Keltz as Wesley, a member and the rush chair of the Beta House

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Christine Barger as Margie, Bobby's girlfriend

Bradford Anderson as Jake Parker, a handicapped member of the Geek House

Robbie Amell as Nick Anderson, a freshman pledging the Beta House

Italia Ricci as Laura Johnson

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American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile, the second installment of the American Pie Presents film series, was a commercial success, and Universal Pictures prepared for a sequel. The Naked Mile's writer, Erik Lindsay, pitched the film by saying: 'Look, we're not going to top Animal House of course, but it's been 25 years. I was in a fraternity for six years. Let's just make a straight pledging movie.'(3) Universal gave Lindsay the green light to write Beta House, and also hired Andrew Waller and The Naked Mile's producer, W. K. Border, as the film's director and producer, respectively.(4) The film's screenplay was based on characters by Adam Herz and on aspects of Lindsay's own life.(5)(6) Lindsay felt that Universal being unworried about making the film similar to Animal House provided 'more opportunities to keep the story organic,' which he found the challenge of writing a sequel.(3)

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American Pie Presents: Beta House was released direct-to-DVD internationally on December 10, 2007, and in the United States on December 26, 2007. It was marketed with the tagline 'the most outrageous slice of pie!'(7) The film was released in two single-disc DVD editions. The R-rated edition included no special features, while the unrated edition included a commentary track, behind-the-scenes clips, deleted scenes and storylines, a fake service announcement, featurettes, outtakes, a mock in-character interview with Noah Levenstein, music videos by God Made Me Funky, and a 30 Rock episode.(13) Through its first four weeks the DVD sold over 534,000 copies in the United States, generating $12.25 million in sales.(2) Universal Pictures expected to sell more than a million units;(1) sales have since totaled over 898,000 units in the United States, with $18.55 million in revenue.(2)

The film received generally negative reviews from film critics. LaRue Cook of Entertainment Weekly graded the film with a 'D' and wrote, 'what was once a fresh slice of teen comedy has become a slab of stale crudeness.'(14) Scott Weinberg of Moviefone, in his negative review, found the film 'slightly more amusing to sit through than the two previous entries', in particular praising the Star Trek sexual roleplay scene as 'extremely effective.'(15)DVD Talk's Jeffrey Robinson writes that 'if anything, it will bore you and leave you wondering why you wasted an hour and a half of your life.'(13) Writing in JoBlo.com, Adam Quigley poked fun at the film's themes, declaring that 'if there's a lesson to be taken from these films, it's that women are objects, and should always be treated as such.'(16)IGN's Hock Teh gave the film 5/10, writing that it 'stays very close to the American Pie formula,' while criticizing the story as 'devoid of anything remotely semi-compelling or even noteworthy.'(17) In a positive review, Peter Hammond of Maxim describes American Pie Presents: Beta House as 'loaded with sex, laughs and raunchy fun,' writing that it 'may be the most outrageous slice of pie yet!'(10)

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^ abcdBarnes, Brooks (28 January 2008). 'Direct-to-DVD Releases Shed Their Loser Label'. The New York Times. Retrieved 28 September 2011.

^ abc'American Pie Presents: Beta House – DVD Sales'. The Numbers. Retrieved 4 July 2020.

^ abTopel, Fred. 'Interview with Erik Lindsay from American Pie Presents: Beta House'. About.com. Archived from the original on 2012-03-24. Retrieved 4 November 2011.

^Vukcevic, Filip. 'Set Visit: American Pie Presents: Beta House – Part One – Page 1'. IGN. Retrieved 5 November 2011.

^ abcVukcevic, Filip. 'Set Visit: American Pie Presents: Beta House – Part Two – Page 1'. IGN. Retrieved 24 August 2008.

^'Lindsay's Movies Pay Off Partying Debts'. World Entertainment News Network. 3 January 2008. Retrieved 4 November 2011.

^ abcAmerican Pie Presents: Beta House (DVD) (Standard ed.). Universal Pictures. 10 December 2007.

^'From Universal Studios Home Entertainment- American Pie Presents: Beta House Begins Principal Photography in Toronto'. PR Newswire. Retrieved 5 November 2011.

^Vukcevic, Filip. 'Set Visit: American Pie Presents: Beta House – Part Two – Page 2'. IGN. Retrieved 3 November 2011.

^ abAmerican Pie Presents: Beta House (DVD) (Unrated ed.). Universal Pictures. 10 December 2007.

^Spence, Rebecca (12 April 2011). 'From Universal Studios Home Entertainment- American Pie Presents: Beta House Begins Principal Photography in Toronto'. National Post. Archived from the original on 29 January 2013. Retrieved 5 November 2011.

^Topel, Fred. 'Interview with John White from American Pie Presents: Beta House'. About.com. Archived from the original on 25 March 2012. Retrieved 3 November 2011.

^ abRobinson, Jeffrey (12 January 2008). 'American Pie Presents: Beta House'. DVD Talk. Retrieved 3 November 2011.

^Cook, LaRue (4 January 2008). 'American Pie Presents: Beta House'. Entertainment Weekly. Archived from the original on 20 September 2008. Retrieved 24 August 2008.

^Weinberg, Scott (17 December 2007). 'DVD Review: American Pie Presents Beta House'. Moviefone. Archived from the original on 12 June 2012. Retrieved 24 August 2008.

^Quigley, Adam. 'American Pie Presents: Beta House DVD review by The Digital Dorm'. Joblo.com. Retrieved 3 November 2011.

^Teh, Hock (30 December 2007). 'American Pie Presents: Beta House (Unrated) DVD Review'. IGN. Retrieved 3 November 2011.

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I’m writing now for thirteen years and my routine has changed many times over those years. Like nearly all poets I also work to pay the rent so writing has always been a part-time activity. In my first year of writing I religiously wrote for an hour every day first thing in the morning, but now I write for half an hour a few times a week and try and give over Sunday morning to it. I also co-run a weekly writers’ forum on a Thursday evening so the writing gets to go dancing on a weekday night!

5. What motivates you to write?

The joy of playing with language and articulating what I need to say. There is nothing like the feeling of capturing complex emotional experiences in a few short lines. When the work is shared with others I’m hugely encouraged and motivated when people tell me that a particular poem names their emotional truth, and that they feel somehow heard too. It’s the universality of the emotional truth behind our very personal experiences that poetry captures so beautifully.

6. What is your work ethic?

Some weeks I’m very industrious and others not so but looking at it over a longer period of time I can say that I always turn-up in some form or other to the writing, and I’ve been faithful to my craft since I began. I’m always learning more about myself as a writer and learning from other poets who are masters of their craft.

7. How do the writers you read when you were young influence you today?

The poet that influenced me the most growing up was Patrick Kavanagh and his work still resonates with me, but there are so many amazing modern poets now clamouring for my attention, that I don’t pay too much attention any more to the poets I grew up with, apart from regarding them fondly when I come across them again.

8. Who of today’s writers do you admire the most and why?

That’s too hard a question to answer! I read across a wide range of genres, though of course poetry is always in the mix. I’ll cheat by sharing the last three writers I’ve read and why I admire them.

Helen Tookey ‘City of Departure’ (Poetry) – such a confident and accomplished writer and how easily she moves from a complex idea, to how that idea plays out in our ordinary lives.

Kevin Barry – ‘Night Boat to Tangier’ (Novel) – his incredible mastery of language which he uses like a keg a dynamite.

Lucy Sweeney Byrne – ‘Paris Syndrome’ (Short Stories) – a debut collection that I wish I could have read when I was young. Brilliantly written, it unflinchingly describes what it means to navigate the world when you’re not tied down with notions of ‘nice’.

9. Why do you write, as opposed to doing anything else?

Because I can’t draw! Seriously, I so admire artists who can express what it means to be human through visual art. I write because I discovered late in life that I could. I write because when the words are flowing, I feel aligned and there is no other feeling in the world like it.

10. What would you say to someone who asked you “How do you become a writer?”

It’s a cliché, but I’d simply say you become a writer by writing. Ignore the voice in your head that is holding you back and write. Find your own voice by writing your way to where it’s been hiding. Write regularly and read all the time.

11. Tell me about the writing projects you have on at the moment.

I’m currently working on the second draft of my third collection ’26 Letters of a New Alphabet’ which will be coming out next summer. I’m also working on a ten-month community project in Dublin called ‘Cabbage Quarter Conversations’ where I’ll be pulling together a series of poems which will be based on the fantastic stories I’m hearing from residents.

Wombwell Rainbow Interviews: Anne Tannam Wombwell Rainbow Interviews I am honoured and privileged that the following writers local, national and international have agreed to be interviewed by me.

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DRINKING HV THIS WEEKEND ONWARD! 10/11

THIS WEEKEND!

THURSDAY OCTOBER 11TH Growler & Gill in Nanuet has a Platform Tap Takeover 6pm - 9pm!

FRIDAY OCTOBER 12TH Peekskill Brewery has their 10th Anniversary Grand Tasting 7pm - 11pm! Old Klaverack Brewery in Hudson has a Nosh Food Truck & Beer Release 4pm - 8pm! Beer Noggin in Bronxville has a Casa Agria Tap Takeover 6pm - 10pm! The Local Tap House of Nyack has a Bissell Brothers & High Roller Lobster Co. Pop Up 4pm - 8pm!

SATURDAY OCTOBER 13TH Westtown Brew Works has their Westtown Brew Works Is Turning “4-ish” event 12pm - 9pm! The Band BBQ & Beer Festival is at Hemlock Hills Farm in Cortlandt Manor 11am - 5pm! Yonkers Brewing has their Yonktoberfest 2018 1pm - 8pm! The 6th Annual Craft: Beer, Spirits & Food Festival is at Bethel Woods Center for the Arts 1pm - 5pm! Peekskill Brewery has their 10th Anniversary Block Party 3pm - 1pm! Hudson Brewing Co. in Hudson has their Oktoberfest 6pm - 9pm!

SUNDAY OCTOBER 14TH The 3rd Annual Hudson Valley Farmhouse Ale Competition is at Harper’s Bar & Restaurant in Dobbs Ferry 1pm - 5pm!

ONWARD!

MONDAY OCTOBER 15TH Albany Ale & Oyster has a MAINE MONDAY! Featuring Maine Beer Co, Bissell Bros and more at 4pm!

TUESDAY OCTOBER 16TH Excelsior Pub in Albany has a Chatham Brewing Tap Takover 1pm - 4am!

WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 17TH Liberty Street Bistro in Newburgh has a Newburgh Brewing Pairing Dinner 6pm - 10pm!

THURSDAY OCTOBER 18TH Fort Orange Brewing in Albany has a 2019 Theme Reveal Party 5:30pm - 8:30pm! Liberty Street Bistro in Newburgh has a Newburgh Brewing Pairing Dinner 6pm - 10pm!

SATURDAY OCTOBER 20TH Fort Orange Brewing in Albany has their One Year Anniversary Bash 2pm - 10pm! The Boos & Brews Festival is at Barton Orchards in Poughquag 9am - 6pm! Pine Island Brewery has their 3rd Anniversary Party 12pm - 8pm! The Inaugural Hudson Valley Beer & Belly Tour leaves from Croton Harmon Train Station at 10:30am! Half Time Beverages in Poughkeepsie has a Free Fall Beer Tasting 1pm - 4pm!

SUNDAY OCTOBER 21ST Newburgh Brewing Company has a Fund Raising Party for Baby Steps Baby Pantry 1pm - 4pm! The Boos & Brews Festival is at Barton Orchards in Poughquag 9am - 6pm!

TUESDAY OCTOBER 23RD Great Flats Brewing in Schenectady has a BBQ & Brew for Brown School 6:30pm - 9:30pm! Heritage Food + Drink in Wappingers Falls has a Sloop Brewing Co Beer Dinner 7pm - 10pm! The Mill in Hastings-on-Hudson has an AleWife Tap Takeover at 6pm!

FRIDAY OCTOBER 26TH Pint Sized in Albany has a Albany Costume Keg Battle - Sloop vs Thin Man 8pm - 12am! Beer Noggin in Bronxville has a Untappd 8th Anniversary Event 6pm - 10pm!

TUESDAY OCTOBER 30TH SUNY Schenectady County Community College has a Rare Form Brewing Company Beer Pairing Dinner 6pm - 9pm!

FRIDAY NOVEMBER 2ND Holy Smoke BBQ in Croton-on-Hudson has a Troegs Brew Master Dinner6pm - 11pm! DeCicco & Sons in Brewster has a Night of Variants comparing two versions of the same beer 5pm - 10pm! DeCicco & Sons in Millwood has a Millwood Beer Dinner Series: Chicken Wings 6pm - 9pm!

SATURDAY NOVEMBER 3RD Growler & Gill in Nanuet has their Anniversary Party 7pm - 11pm! DeCicco & Sons in Millwood has a Millwood Beer Dinner Series: Chicken Wings 6pm - 9pm!

MONDAY NOVEMBER 19TH The City Beer Hall in Albany has a SingleCut Beer Dinner 6pm - 9pm!

SATURDAY DECEMBER 8TH Hunter’s on Jay in Schenectady has a Chili Chow Down and Craft Beer Trail with Northway Brewing at 12pm!

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Community calendar

FRIDAY, MARCH 16

Sheridan Happy Seniors meeting, 1 p.m., Sheridan Town Hall, 2773 US Route 20.

St. Dominic’s rummage and bake sale, 2 to 6:30 p.m., 15 Union St., Westfield. All proceeds benefit the church.

Girl Scout Troop 20158 cookie sales, 5:30 to 9 p.m., The Clarion Hotel, 30 Lake Shore Drive E., Dunkirk

Westfield Quilters’ Guild meeting, 6:30 p.m., 58 S. Portage St., Westfield. Silent auction of baked goods as well as sewing items. Guests welcome.

Gowanda Middle School musical: “Rock of Ages Middle School Edition,” 7 p.m. Gowanda Central School Auditorium stage, 10674 Prospect St., Gowanda. Tickets: $5. Purchase at the door.

North Collins Central School musical: “Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory,” 7 p.m., 2045 School St. Reserved seating. Tickets: $8. Email [email protected].

Narcotics Anonymous weekly meeting, “A Message of Hope” group, 7 p.m., St. Elizabeth Ann Seton Church, 327 Washington Ave., Dunkirk. Open meeting for anyone who wants to not use drugs.

Clean, Sober Saved addiction education and support group, 7 p.m., Master’s Plan Cafe, 9586 Railroad Ave., Dayton. Snacks provided. Bible-based, taught in videotape sessions by Tracy Strawberry.

Clean, Sober, Saved family and friends support group, 7 p.m., Master’s Plan Cafe, 9586 Railroad Ave., Dayton. Snacks provided. Hope for a powerful life free from co-dependency.

Fredonia High School Musical, “The Little Mermaid,” 7:30 p.m., 425 E. Main St. Tickets: $8.

Cassadaga Valley Central School Musical, “Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat,” 7:30 p.m., 5935 Route 60, Sinclairville. Adults: $8, students: $6. To purchase tickets, go to www.cvcougars.org or call 962-8581 ext. 601 during school hours before 2 p.m. or buy at the door.

Lucille Ball Little Theatre presents: “39 Steps,” 7:30 p.m., 18 E. Second St., Jamestown. Prices: Adults: $22, students: $12.

Health and wellness

Stretch and tone with exercise, 9 to 10 a.m., Dunkirk Senior Center, 45 Cliffstar Court. Donation: $1 per session.

Grape Belt Seniors Aerobics and Weights with Catherine, 9 a.m., Masonic Lodge, East Main Street, Fredonia. Coffee and conversation follows at 10 a.m. New members welcome.

Overeaters Anonymous weekly meeting, 3:30 p.m., Steger Hi-Rise Apartments library, 15 N. Main St., Dunkirk. This is a 12-step fellowship of men and women recovering from eating disorders. No dues, fees or weigh-ins.

Games and hobbies

Dunkirk Senior Center Pinochle, 1 p.m., 45 Cliffstar Court. Everyone welcome.

Pinochle: Birdie’s Flock, 1 p.m., Fredonia Beaver Club. All pinochle players welcome. With any questions, call Birdie at 679-1409.

Dunkirk Elks bingo, 7 p.m., 428 Central Ave. Doors open at 5:30 p.m. Call 366-1110.

Libraries

Sinclairville Free Library presents: ‘Write Circle’ Writers’ Group meeting, 9 to 10 a.m., 15 Main St. Writers of all genres and styles welcome. For more information, contact Beth Hadley at the library at 962-5885 or [email protected]

Collins Public Library presents:Toddler Time. 10:30 a.m., 2341 Main St. Call 532-5129 or stop by to register.

Anderson-Lee Library presents: Classic Film Series, 12:30 p.m., 43 Main St., Silver Creek. Bring a bag lunch and watch a movie. Free and open to the public. No registration required.

Gowanda Free Library presents: Painting Class, 5:30 p.m., 56 W. Main St. Registration required by March 15 and a $25 fee due at time of class.

SATURDAY, MARCH 17

Maple Weekend all you can eat pancake breakfast, 7 a.m. to 11 a.m., Cherry Creek Fire Hall, 6763 Main St. $5. Pancakes, sausage, orange juice/coffee/milk. Syrup donated by the Ern Joy farm in Cherry Creek.

Gowanda Volunteer Fire Company Inc. ALL YOU CAN EAT pancake breakfast, 8 a.m. to 12:30 p.m., 230 Aldrich St. Adults: $9, children: $5. Bacon, eggs, sausage, famous fire department pancakes.

Car Seat Safety free fitting station event, 9 a.m. to noon, Westfield Fire Department, 20 Clinton St., Westfield. Sponsored by the Westfield Police Department. Held the third Saturday of each month. For details or to make an appointment, contact Officer Corbin Meleen at the Westfield Police Department, 326-3375. Bring child, car seat, vehicle and if possible, both the vehicle and car seat owner’s manuals.

Girl Scout Troop 20158 cookie sales, 9 a.m. to 2 p.m., Wal-Mart, 10401 Bennett Road, Fredonia.

Silver Creek Kiwanis Easter egg hunt, 10 a.m., Silver Creek High School Cafeteria, 1 Dickerson St. Easter Bunny will be present for pictures. Free event. All kids will receive a chocolate Easter bunny.

Concord Spellbinders Toastmasters Club open house, Basement conference room, Jewett Hall, SUNY Fredonia campus. 9:30 a.m. registration. Open house 10 to 11:30 a.m. Members of in-house Toastmaster clubs will outline the benefits they obtain by sponsoring company Toastmaster clubs. Theme: “Best for Business Leadership and Speaking Skills.” Speakers: Steve Keefe, former mayor of Fredonia (“The Importance of Public Speaking in Public Life”) Phil Colarusso, of Luminated Landscapes (“Public Speaking and Entrepreneurship”) and Tim Fink and Nichole Bailey of GEICO (“Public Speaking and Corporate Culture”). For details, contact Jim Rawcliffe at 672-2662 or email [email protected].

Maple Weekend, 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., Big Tree Maple, 2040 Holly Lane, Lakewood,; Fairbanks Maple, 9265 Putnam Road, Forestville; Clear Creek Farm, 5067 Morris Road, Mayville. Free, family-oriented event to learn about the maple syrup making process. Each participating sugar house will have something different to see and do. Many places will offer free samples, some will be boiling sap, some will offer horse drawn wagon rides and some may offer woods tours or other activities. Event happens: rain, snow or shine — be prepared for the weather and possible muddy conditions.

Fredonia Farmers’ Winter Market, 10 a.m. to 1 p.m., Masonic Forest Lodge, Route 20, Fredonia. Features abundance of locally grown and produced vegetables, fruits and herbs, meats, baked goods, maple syrup, honey, jams and jellies, as well as artisan quality craft goods.

Fredonia Food Pantry, 10 a.m. to noon, Fredonia Presbyterian Church, 219 Central Ave. Serves the needs of residents of Fredonia, zip code 14063, Pomfret, Sheridan, and Laona. All guests receive one or more bags of non-perishable food, given out depending on family size. Donations of food may be made directly to the Rural Ministry.

St. Susan Basket Fair, 11 a.m., Jamestown Community College Physical Education Building, Curtis St., Jamestown. For $10, get 12 basket tickets and two door prize tickets, or for $20, super sheet of tickets that includes 30 basket tickets and four door prize tickets. Tickets available until 1:45 p.m. Winning ticket draw starts at 2 p.m. 115 baskets and gift certificates to choose from. Grand prize tickets $10 each. Also food items for sale in the “Comfort Cafe,” Kids’ Corner, music by Prime Time DJ service. Learn about how the soup kitchen helps the community. For details, call 664-2253.

Northern Chautauqua Canine Rescue open house, noon to 3 p.m., 7540 N,. Gale St., Westfield. Can also call 326-7297 or visit the website www.caninerescue.org. Donations welcome.

St. Patty’s Day Corned Beef and Cabbage (or ham) dinner, noon until sold out, South Dayton Legion Post 1593, 4 Mill St. $12. Includes all the trimmings and dessert. Music with RJ the DJ (Rick Harrington) from 2 to 6 p.m. Open to the public.

Lakeshore Humane Society “St. Catty’s Day” Pet Adoption Day/Open House, 12 to 4 p.m., Lakeshore Humane Society Adoption Center, 431 E. Chestnut St., Dunkirk. Come and see some of the cats and dogs in need of loving homes. (One must be 21 years of age or older to adopt a pet.) Call 672-1991 or go to www.lakeshorehumanesociety.org for more information.

St. Dominic’s rummage and bake sale, 1 to 5 p.m., 15 Union St., Westfield. All proceeds benefit the church.

Shamrock Shuttle, 1 to 8 p.m., get on and go operation with choices of 13 possible stops, including Dunkirk Moose Club, Bart’s Cove, The Fillmore, Rookie’s on the Lake, Veterans of Foreign Wars, Dom Polski Club, Moniuszko Club, Dunkirk World War II Veterans, Kettle & Keg, First Ward Falcon Club, Fourth Ward Falcon Club, Kosciuszko Club and Columbus Club. Two buses available.

Girl Scout Troop 20158 cookie sales, 1 to 6 p.m. or sold out. Big Lots, D & F Plaza, Dunkirk.

St. Joseph’s Church of Gowanda community meal, 4 to 6 p.m., 26 Erie Ave. Menu: three different kinds of pasta, salad, bread, coffee, tea and milk.

Fredonia High School Musical, 7:30 p.m., “The Little Mermaid,” 425 E. Main St. Tickets: $8.

St. Patrick’s Day dinner to benefit Dunkirk-Fredonia Meals on Wheels, 3 to 5 p.m., take-out only. St. Elizabeth Ann Seton School, 328 Washington Ave., Dunkirk (Fourth Street entrance). Pre-sale only, $10 each. Choice of corned beef and cabbage or shepherd’s pie. Call 366-8822 to reserve. Delivery available to businesses ordering five or more meals. Catered by la casa d’mangia.

North Collins Central School musical: “Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory,” 4 p.m., 2045 School St. Reserved seating. Tickets: $8. Email [email protected].

St. John’s United Church of Christ meat loaf dinner, Serving 4:30 to 6 p.m., 733 Central Ave., Dunkirk. Parking off Eagle Street. Call 366-0710 for reservations. Pre-sale tickets, $9.50, tickets at the door, $10.

Cinema Series: “The Greatest Showman,” 7:30 p.m., 1891 Fredonia Opera House, Tickets: $7 adults, $6.50 seniors and Opera House members, $5 students and children. Call 679-1891 or visit Fredopera.org.

Health and wellness

Northern Chautauqua indoor pickleball, 9 a.m. to noon, Boys and Girls Club of Northern Chautauqua, 296 Lake Shore Drive E., Dunkirk. With questions, call Ed at 432-6114.

DHS Family Open Swim, 1 to 2 p.m. DHS pool. Children under 12 must be accompanied by an adult age 18 or older. $1 per person per session.

Northern Chautauqua pickleball in Brocton, 5:30 to 8:30 p.m., Brocton Elementary Gym, 138 W. Main St. Call Mike at 480-3729.

Libraries

Cherry Creek Library presents: Dr. Seuss birthday party and movie, 10 a.m., 6778 Main St.

Sinclairville Free Library presents: Young Authors Group, 11 a.m. to noon, 15 Main St. New project: young authors will write, illustrate, and craft a digital narrative. Opportunity to explore media story telling at its various stages. Ages 9 to 16. Director: SUNY Fredonia student Sara Kibbler. To register and for details, call 962-5885.

SUNDAY, MARCH 18

Gowanda Volunteer Fire Company Inc. ALL YOU CAN EAT pancake breakfast, 8 a.m. to 12:30 p.m., 230 Aldrich St. Adults: $9, children: $5. Bacon, eggs, sausage, famous fire department pancakes.

Cassadaga Legion Son’s breakfast, 9 a.m., 228 Maple Ave. Followed by meeting at 10.

Maple Weekend, 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., Big Tree Maple, 2040 Holly Lane, Lakewood; Fairbanks Maple, 9265 Putnam Road, Forestville; Clear Creek Farm, 5067 Morris Road, Mayville. Free, family-oriented event to learn about the maple syrup making process. Each participating sugar house will have something different to see and do. Many places will offer free samples, some will be boiling sap, some will offer horse drawn wagon rides and some may offer woods tours or other activities. Event happens: rain, snow or shine — be prepared for the weather and for possible muddy conditions,

St. Dominic’s rummage and bake sale, 10:30 a.m. to 3 p.m., 15 Union St., Westfield. All proceeds benefit the church.

St. Dominic’s St. Joseph’s Day luncheon, 11:30 a.m. after Mass, 15 Union St., Westfield. Free of charge, open to the public, but bring a dish to pass.

Holy Trinity’s St. Joseph’s Table, noon, 1032 Central Ave., Dunkirk. Tickets: $12. Purchase at Holy Trinity’s Parish Office during the week or purchase tickets after all weekend Masses. Call 366-2306 for details.

St. Patrick’s Day spaghetti dinner, noon to 3 p.m., Lily Dale Volunteer Fire Hall. Traditional tomato sauce, alfredo or pesto on spaghetti, spinach noodles or gluten-free pasta, meat balls, salad, bread, homemade desserts, beverages for $7 adults; children 5 and under: $3. Mini psychic readings with mediums for $10. 50/50 raffle, theme baskets, prize raffles. Hosted by Lily Dale Volunteer Fire Company’s Auxiliary to benefit the LDVFC.

Audubon Nature Play Day, 1 to 4 p.m., Audubon Community Nature Center, 1600 Riverside Road, Jamestown. $6 per child, ages two to eight; no charge for adults. Pay on arrival or online through the Programs page at auduboncnc.org. Dress in layers of warm clothing. Guests may want to bring an extra change of clothes or a towel for the car ride home. In case of severe weather, program will be cancelled; call 569-2345 to confirm.

First Ward Falcon Club Easter Egg Hunt, 1 to 4 p.m., 341 Lake Shore Drive E., Dunkirk. Members sign up children and grandchildren ages 10 and under at the club rooms. Deadline was Sunday, March 11. For details, call 366-8937.

Brocton Preceptor Beta Epsilon Chapter of Beta Sigma Phi Towel Bingo, Brocton American Legion Post 434, Main St., 1 to 4 p.m. This bingo is played with a large card containing 5 playing cards and as each card is called from a large deck, players cover that specific card and when the designated cards are covered players win a prize from the large variety of colorful bath and beach towels. Admission card is $4. Also an auction and drawings, variety of treats, punch and coffee served during intermission. Money assists families, individuals and organization in need of financial help or going through difficult times.

Lucille Ball Little Theatre presents: “39 Steps,” 2 p.m., 18 E. Second St., Jamestown. Prices: Adults: $22, students: $12.

Taize ecumenical prayer service: Song, scripture and time for silent meditation, 6:30 p.m., St. Elizabeth Ann Seton Church, 328 Washington Ave., Dunkirk. For details, call 366-0449.

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Payette Brewing Releases Sunday Mourning Imperial Breakfast Stout

October 12, 2017

BOISE – Payette Brewing Company will release Sunday Mourning Imperial Breakfast Stout this October. It is more than just a beer; it was a fun collaboration with Ironside Roasting Co., a small-batch craft coffee roaster in Boise, Idaho.

Payette Brewing and Ironside Roasting worked together for this unique beer and coffee creation. Both being masters at their craft, they knew that combining their techniques and using quality ingredients would make an exceptional beverage. Sunday Mourning Imperial Breakfast Stout is brewed with barrel-aged coffee beans, which were then used for an Ironside roast, Monday Mourning Barrel-Aged Sumatra.

Mike Francis, Payette Brewing Founder and CEO explains, “I heard about a few coffee roasters aging their coffee beans in whiskey barrels, then roasting them which created an amazing coffee. That concept fit perfectly into our beer barrel-aging program at Payette and using a barrel-aged coffee bean in our Sunday Mourning Imperial Breakfast Stout was an outstanding partnership. We worked with Ironside to select the right coffee bean variety, test the beans as they aged, and made the finished cold brew by melding the techniques of two different types of craft beverage manufacturers.”

Sunday Mourning Imperial Breakfast Stout is brewed with the barrel-aged coffee beans, bacon-smoked malt, oats, and maple syrup. Pitch black in color and infused with mellow coffee flavors and light smoke aromas, this beer is big, dark and delicious. Despite the higher alcohol content of 9.5%, this beer has an approachable, not overbearing booziness. A perfectly balanced and delicious stout.

Colin Seeley, owner of Ironside Roasting, was just as excited about the collaboration and said, “This project gave me the opportunity to do what I’m passionate about, which is product development. We sampled several coffees, assessed the flavor profiles, and discovered how they would shine in the beer. We barrel-aged the green coffee, which is something I’d heard about but never tried. The earthy, spicy notes of the Sumatra coffee beans were the perfect compliment to the oak and vanilla flavors from the barrels.”

After Sunday Mourning Imperial Breakfast Stout was brewed with the barrel-aged coffee beans, Ironside then roasted the beans and came up with their new coffee line. “After perfecting the roast on the beans, the flavors in the cup are surprisingly mellow. You can expect a nice, round body with notes of vanilla, black pepper, oak, and a smooth bourbon finish. This is definitely a unique cup of coffee and complementary stout.”

Sunday Mourning Imperial Breakfast Stout will be released at Payette Brewing Company on Friday, October 20th, 2017 at 4:00 PM. Sunday Mourning will be available for the first time in twenty-two ounce bottles and on draft. Ironside Roasting Co. will be present with coffee samples and bags of Monday Mourning Bourbon Barrel-Aged Sumatra coffee for sale.

For more photos, visit the Payette Brewing blog HERE.

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About Payette Brewing Company: Founded in Boise, ID by Michael Francis in 2010, Payette Brewing Company is proud to be Idaho’s largest brewery. The brewery currently runs a 60-barrel brewing system and offers six year-round beers, seasonal releases, various beers their Another Round Small Batch Experimental Series and their rotating twenty-two-ounce bottle series. Beer fans are encouraged to follow Payette’s social media for the latest updates or visit http://ift.tt/1kebvzx.

About Ironside Roasting Co: Ironside Roasting Co. was founded by Colin Seeley in the summer of 2015. Ironside Roasting Co. strives to bring unique coffees to the Treasure Valley and roast them in a way that brings out the best flavors and aromas in each varietal. Ironside coffees and kegged and bottled cold brew are available in the Boise Coop, several Boise and Meridian restaurants, and many offices around the valley. Visit us at http://ift.tt/2hDJDIu and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.

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Company: Payette Brewing Company Contact: Paige Coyle Email: [email protected]

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At Farrell Distributing we pride ourselves on supporting iconic and authentic Belgian breweries. During the month of July we’ll be highlighting some of the best Belgian beers that you can buy in the Green Mountain State. We’ll also explore Belgian beer styles and provide resources for you and your staff to aid in furthering their beer education.

We have put together a full Belgian-Style Beer Book which can be found on our website by clicking here.

BELGIAN WHEAT STYLES

Two iconic beer styles were developed in Belgium that both rely on wheat in the mash: SAISON and WITBIER. Here are some of our favorites.

SAISON: “Belgian Farmhouse Ale brewed to refresh seasonal farm workers after a long day’s work in the fields. Special yeasts produce spicy notes of white pepper and lemon, fine carbonation & a dry finish.”

BRASSERIE DUPONT (Tourpes, Belgium) – SAISON DUPONT – 98 on RateBeer.com! The Dupont brewery was established in 1844 in Tourpes, Belgium on land that was formerly part of a Benedictine abbey. The brewery is most well-known for producing Saison Dupont, the benchmark of one of Belgium’s most influential beer styles. It is the most admired and imitated Saison in the world and has been named the “Best Beer in the World.” Full-bodied and malty, Saison Dupont is beloved for its distinct peppery bite and unique flavor derived from Dupont’s signature strain of yeast. 12.7oz/12 (#02156), 750ml/12 (#02150), 5.16 gal. logs (#04124).

FEUILLIEN (Le Roeulx, Belgium) – SAISON – St. Feuillien’s Saison is what the Belgians call a “beer of the terroir”; a traditional farmhouse ale with all the rich ﬂavors of the fertile land of southern Belgium. The region of Hainault, where St. Feuillien is located, is the traditional home for this style of beer. It originated as a beer made by and for farmers. Thirst quenching, not too strong, and great with food. A warm, golden blonde with a beautiful farmhouse character featuring hints of melon and apricot. Full-bodied, fruity and yeasty, Saison has a rugged, charming character with a lot more ﬂavor than it’s 6.5% ABV would suggest. Winner of the Best Saison in the 2009 World Beer Awards, this is a beer with the pedigree and the quality to become a classic in the style. 11.2oz/6/4 CANS (#01726).

WITBIER: “Refreshing beers made with a substantial proportion of un-malted wheat in addition to barley malt, plus dried orange peel and coriander.”

HOEGAARDEN (Hoegaarden, Belgium) – ORIGINAL WITBIER – 2016 World Beer Cup Gold Medal winner! “Perhaps they had too much time on their hands. Or they were sick of the sacramental wine. Maybe it was divine inspiration? We’ll never know for sure. What we do know is that the Hoegaarden monks were the first to discover the unique recipe for wheat beer around 1445. 500 years of hard work went into making this beer that features the aroma of orange peel, coriander and herbs that the merry monks imported from sunny Curacao. Speaking of which: pouring Hoegaarden is just like letting the sun fall into your glass: light yellow and naturally murky. And the soft foam adds a cloudy finish. And then there’s the soft taste, light and slightly sweet and sour and with subtle citrus notes… ah, just go ahead and taste it instead of reading about it!” Available in 11.2oz/4/6 bottles (#32031) and limited draft. If you’re interested in working with Hoegaarden kegs, please email Mark Moore.

BRASSERIE DE BRABANDERE (Bavikhove, Beglium) – WITTEKERKE WILD – Not your typical Witbier – this one has a sour twist and is a beer to blow your mind and refresh your soul. Harvest…….The wild idea to use the microflora derived from the Petrus Oak foeders into another beer has never seen before. Through a new technique at Brewery De Brabandere they are able to harvest those wild yeasts and bacteria that live on the inside of the oak foeders. Unleash…….By unleashing the microflora into Wittekerke, their sessional wit beer, a unique refreshment is created. A wild idea in first fermentation. The refinement and refreshment of Wittekerke Wit united with the harvested and unleashed wild yeast and bacteria, results in a unique balance of wit beer and sour aromas. This ultra-flavoured and refreshing session beer is easily accessible for everyone … and demands for more than one! Wittekerke Wild, The Ultimate Sour Refreshment! 5.0% ABV. Available now in 16.9oz/6/4 cans (#04197) and 7.9 gal. kegs (“A system” coupler, #35921).

NEW FROM DROP-IN DROP-IN (Middlebury, VT) – ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA? – How many times did you hear that joke as a parent? Don’t worry – no orange slices here! Although in America a glass of hefeweizen is often served with a slice of orange or lemon, Germans scoff at such a notion. Instead, we used two aromatic hop varieties, Mandarina Bavaria and Lemondrop, to play up the citrus character of the beer. Our hefeweizen is made with 50% wheat and 50% barley malt with the star of the show being the authentic German Hefeweizen yeast. Hefeweizen, or “yeast wheat” in German, is one of the country’s most popular and distinctive beer styles. An unfiltered wheat-based beer, hefeweizen dominated brewing in Bavaria during the 16th – 18th centuries. This beer style was so profitable that the noble ruling families fought over the brewing rights for the hefeweizen monopoly until the style fell out of favor at the end of the 18th century. Light, refreshing, yet complex, this is an excellent summertime beer! 5.5% ABV. Download the sell sheet PDF. Available now in 5.16 gal. logs (#45969) and 13.2 gal. kegs (#45968).

TWO NEW FROM OMMEGANG OMMEGANG (Cooperstown, NY)

The new GAME OF THRONES release is here: BEND THE KNEE – Golden Ale! “Paying homage to the struggle for control of the Seven Kingdoms, Bend the Knee will be available on draft and in a series of three collectible 750ml bottles, all finished in matte black and adorned with one of the three Great House sigils: Stark, Targaryen, or Lannister. “With this next Game of Thrones-inspired release, we wanted a beer and a pack that was fit for a king… or a queen,” said Brewery Ommegang President, Doug Campbell. “Drawing from a rich Belgian brewing tradition, Golden Strong Ales are deceptive due to their unique combination of extreme drinkability and relatively high alcohol content. Bend the Knee walks that line, while also incorporating the delicate flavors of honey into the mix. The subtle noble and floral hop contribution adds to its delicateness, and the beer finishes smooth and dry.” Bend the Knee is brewed with pils malt and flaked oats and hopped with Saaz, Bravo, and Styrian Golding hops. It pours a golden hue with a large, frothy head. Both the aroma and flavor mix maltiness and citrus from the hops, while Ommegang’s signature house yeast produces prominent fruitiness. Wildflower honey added during fermentation provides light sweetness to the beer, which finishes dry and with firm hop bitterness. Fit for any feast table, Bend the Knee’s clean and balanced flavor and effervescent carbonation make it a fine pairing for a variety of foods including seafood and shellfish, roasted or grilled chicken, grilled steaks, and aged Swiss-style cheeses. Download the sell sheet PDF. Available in 750ml/12 bottles (#04372). Very limited 5.16 gal. logs were allocated to Vermont. Email Josh Trombley if you’d like one.

Also just in: BRUNETTA – a 5% ABV traditional Oud Bruin, or sour brown ale, developed by our brewmaster Phil Leinhart, and the master blenders at our sister brewery, Liefmans, in Oudenaarde, Belgium. Liefmans has been perfecting their blending techniques for more than 300 years, and is renowned for their clean and balanced sour beers. The Oud Bruin style is known for its playful flirtation between sweet and sour flavors and Brunetta is no exception. Brunetta pours a deep amber-brown with clarity and a tan head with light retention. Aromas of raisin, prune, and sweet malts are followed by subtle hints of lactic sourness. The balanced sweet and sour flavor leads with caramel malt and finishes with a clean, refreshing sourness. Brunetta is medium bodied and moderately dry with a pleasant nutty flavor in the finish. Brewed with a traditional blend of pilsner, amber, and caramel malts and with minimal hopping, Brunetta’s mixed culture fermentation begins in Liefmans’ open copper vats and continues in stainless tanks for four to eight months. This Oud Bruin’s balanced acidity is a perfect accompaniment to rich dishes like duck confit, chicken liver pâté, all manner of mild cheeses, and NY-style cheese cakes and other mildly sweet desserts. Download the sell sheet PDF. Available in 11.2oz/6/4 bottles (#04355) and 5.16 gal. logs (#04356).

UPCOMING TASTINGS

Belgian Beer Tastings

NOTABLE DATES

Monday, July 10th – Belgian Beer Trade Tasting (North) – details below

Tuesday, July 11th – Belgian Beer Trade Tasting (South) – details below

July 14th-21st – National Belgian Beer Week – Three of our importer partners – Artisanal Imports, Merchant du Vin & Global Beer Network – have teamed up to sponsor a National Belgian Beer Week from July 14-21 and we’re going to celebrate here in Vermont as well! Click here to see the main Facebook event page. Let us know if you’re planning an event or feature and we’ll add it to the schedule!

Tuesday, July 18th – St. Arnoldus Day – Bibe Cervesiam Non Aqua. – “Drink beer, not water.” St. Arnoldus, the Patron Saint of Belgian Beers, centuries ago cured the village plague by encouraging them to drink beer for its healing qualities. Raise a chalice in his honor!

Friday, July 21st – Belgian Independence Day

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Oni Press’ Solicitations for July 2017

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RICK AND MORTY: POCKET LIKE YOU STOLE IT #1 (OF 5)

TINI HOWARD (W) • MARC ELLERBY (A/CA) • KATY FARINA (C/CA)

ALTERNATE COVER ILLUSTRATED BY CAROLYN MAIN

Rick and Morty: Pocket Like You Stole It is a new comic book miniseries based on the popular [adult swim] television series and inspired by the Pocket Mortys mobile game! In this five-issue series, Morty is on a quest to free himself (and all the other Mortys) from the clutches of Ricks, who collect Mortys and force them to battle one another for schmeckles and glory. Along the way, he’ll discover the grisly history of Morty battling, the dastardly lengths that Ricks are willing to stoop to in order to win, and perhaps… the strength in himself that’s needed to free the Mortys once and for all?

JULY 5 / 32 Pages / Teen / Humor, Sci-fi / $3.99

KILL THEM ALL

KYLE STARKS (W/A/CA) • LUIGI ANDERSON (C/CA)

The new gonzo graphic novel love letter to 90s action movies by Eisner-nominated cartoonist Kyle Starks (Sexcastle, Rick and Morty). A betrayed murderess wants revenge. A hard-drinking former cop wants his job back. For either to get what they want, they’re going to have to fight their way through fifteen flights of criminals, assassins, drug lords, murderers, yup, even accountants, and… KILL. THEM. ALL.

SEPTEMBER 27 / 184 Pages / Mature / Humor, Action / $19.99

KAIJUMAX SEASON THREE #1

ZANDER CANNON (W/A/C/CA)

New season! New jumping-on point! Ah, Kaijumax Prison… that cesspool of corruption in the South Pacific! Tensions among the city-destroying convicts have eased after a month-long lockdown and Electrogor’s capture, and now the kaiju gangs have begun vying for power again, all-out-attacking their rivals, trading addictive smog and dioxin, and abusing weaker inmates. The Creature from Devil’s Creek, after a long time as the low mon in the Cryptid hierarchy, stumbles upon some information that makes him think it doesn’t have to be like this. Also: Mind-controlled murders! Pre-smartphone navigation fails! And… some VERY old timey religion?

JULY 12 / 32 Pages / Mature / Sci-fi / $3.99

THE DAMNED #3

CULLEN BUNN (W) • BRIAN HURTT (A/CA) • BILL CRABTREE (C/CA)

Sketchy gambler Pauly Bones has slithered into Eddie’s life with an offer—together they can turn the tables on the demon crime families and finally get what they deserve. Eddie and Pauly can’t trust each other, though, and it’s only a matter of time before one double crosses the other. But with a new hired killer in town, they might both be dead before they can make their treacherous plays.

JULY 12 / 32 Pages / Mature / Crime, Fantasy / $3.99

HEARTTHROB SEASON TWO #2

CHRISTOPHER SEBELA (W) • ROBERT WILSON IV (A/CA) • NICK FILARDI (C/CA)

Absence makes the heart grow fonder and after spending the last several months avoiding her criminal past to try and build a normal life, Callie is fonder than ever. Forced to set her normal existence aside and break her anarchist pals out of a Canadian jail, Callie finds herself head over heels for her old life. When this one-time dalliance threatens to turn into a full-blown crime spree, Callie turns to the only person who will understand: Mercer.

JULY 5 / 32 Pages / Mature / Crime / $3.99

LETTER 44 #35

CHARLES SOULE (W) • ALBERTO JIMÉNEZ ALBURQUERQUE (A) • DAN JACKSON (C)

THE END IS HERE. The final installment that will bring the award-winning series to a close.

JULY 19 / 32 Pages / Mature / Sci-fi / $3.99

KIM REAPER #4

SARAH GRALEY (W/A/C/CA)

Kim is suspended from her job as a Grim Reaper and is working in a bakery with Becka—a welcomed change of scenery, until a zombie rolls up to the counter. Animated corpses are the last straw, gosh darnit, so the pair decide to take matters into their own hands and venture down into the Underworld. And if they end up kicking some ghoulish booty on the way, that’s fine with them!

JULY 12 / 32 Pages / Teen / Humor, Adventure / $3.99

RICK AND MORTY #28

KYLE STARKS (W/A) • ANDY HIRSCH (A) • MARC ELLERBY (A/C) • KATY FARINA (C/CA) • CJ CANNON (CA)

ALTERNATE COVER ILLUSTRATED BY JENN ST-ONGE

OH MY GOD IT’S INTERDIMENSIONAL CABLE TIME! Rick and Morty are wanted fugitives in an alien dimension, so until the heat dies down, there’s not much to do but watch interdimensional cable! Can you even believe it? A special one-shot issue drawn by writer Kyle Starks (with a special cameo by Andy Hirsch)! Meanwhile, Jerry learns a painful lesson in film history in this issue’s back-up comic drawn by Marc Ellerby!

JULY 26 / 32 Pages / Teen / Humor, Sci-fi / $3.99

INVADER ZIM #22

ERIC TRUEHEART (W) • WARREN WUCINICH (A/CA) • FRED C. STRESING (C/CA)

ALTERNATE COVER ILLUSTRATED BY JON VERMILYEA

WELCOME TO ZIM’S GREATEST PLAN YET! Earth will soon be his! (Maybe!) Unfortunately, there’s something wrong with GIR—ASIDE from the usual list of things. For one, he’s intentionally trying to kill ZIM. And for two, he’s doing it at the worst possible times. Is ZIM’s greatest plan destined for failure (like it usually is)? Part one of a four-part story!

JULY 26 / 32 Pages / All Ages / Humor, Sci-fi / $3.99

REDLINE #5

NEAL HOLMAN (W) • CLAYTON MCCORMACK (A/CA) • KELLY FITZPATRICK (C/CA)

Everybody’s dead and everything basically sucks, so it’s a good time for Superintendent Coyle to start actually getting some leads into just whatever the hell is going on on Mars. Plus a robot armor guy fights a limousine. Plus some answers to questions you may have been wondering about. Plus shenanigans. HOOORAY!

JULY 5 / 32 Pages / Mature / Sci-fi / $3.99

INVADER ZIM, VOLUME 4

JHONEN VASQUEZ, ERIC TRUEHEART, DANIELLE KOENIG (W) • AARON ALEXOVICH (W/A) • WARREN WUCINICH (A/CA) • FRED C. STRESING, CASSIE KELLY (C)

ZIM has plans to take over planet Earth. Schemes! Designs! Machinations! Uh… other words that mean “plans”! And in the fourth volume of the critically acclaimed comic series, these “plans” are plentiful, horrifying, and only half as terrible as usual! From taking over a local restaurant to proving to Dib that he’s the master of fear, ZIM will rule the world, one way or another! Or not at all. Or only on Tuesdays? COLLECTS INVADER ZIM ISSUES 16-20!

AUGUST 2 / 128 Pages / All Ages / Humor, Sci-fi / $19.99

JEFF STEINBERG: CHAMPION OF EARTH

JOSHUA HALE FIALKOV (W) • TONY FLEECS (W/A/CA) • LUIGI ANDERSON (C/CA)

Have you ever wondered what could have been if Kevin Smith directed Men in Black? Us either because that’s kind of a dumb thing to wonder. Besides, why obsess about “What ifs?” when you could be reading the defining sci-fi-rom-com-dram-actioner of our time! From the writer of The Bunker and the artist of My Little Pony—wait, really? Okay, I guess we’ll go with it—comes an alien invasion the likes of which have never before been seen by human eyes.

The space invaders are real. They’re here. They’re mean. And they’re standing in judgement over the citizens of Earth. The human race’s final exam. They’ve chosen a single champion to test and, unfortunately for us, it’s none other than Jeff Steinberg. Romantically challenged idiot, video store clerk, constipated, confused, distractible. In other words, the planet is totally doomed.

SEPTEMBER 20 / 176 Pages / Mature / Humor, Sci-fi / $19.99

MERMIN, BOOK THREE: DEEP DIVE (SOFTCOVER EDITION)

JOEY WEISER (W/A/C/CA)

The third book in Joey Weiser’s Eisner Award-nominated series is now in PAPERBACK! No one knows much about Mer, the underwater kingdom where Mermin the merman was born, but due to a rising conflict with the people of Atlantis, Mermin needs to get back home immediately. Which means his human friends get to accompany him and see all the aquatic wonders of Mer. But once again, Mermin is tight-lipped about his past—even when it’s swimming right in front of him. And there are enemies lurking in the seedier depths of Mer, who’ve got their sights set not only on Mermin, but on Pete and his friends!

SEPTEMBER 13 / 152 Pages / All Ages / Adventure, Humor / $12.99

ATOMIC BLONDE: THE COLDEST CITY (SOFTCOVER EDITION)

ANTONY JOHNSTON (W) • SAM HART (A)

NOVEMBER 1989. MI6 spy Lorraine Broughton was sent to Berlin to investigate the death of another agent, and the disappearance of a list revealing every spy working there. She found a powder keg of mistrust, assassinations and bad defections that ended with the murder of MI6’s top officer, as the Berlin Wall was torn down. Now Lorraine has returned from the Cold War’s coldest city, to tell her story. And nothing is what it seems.

MAY 10 / 176 Pages / Mature / Crime / $14.99

THE COLDEST WINTER: ATOMIC BLONDE (SOFTCOVER EDITION)

ANTONY JOHNSTON (W) • STEVEN PERKINS (A)

EIGHT YEARS BEFORE “ATOMIC BLONDE” …BERLIN FROZE. After a string of botched assignments for MI6 in Berlin, David Perceval is being sent home. Even his final mission before leaving—the defection of a Soviet scientist—goes badly wrong, as the coldest winter for 30 years descends on Europe.

With transport out of Berlin impossible, and the KGB searching everywhere for their lost scientist, Perceval must improvise a deadly game of cat and mouse through the frozen city to keep the Russians at bay, and deliver his own unique brand of revenge!

MAY 10 / 184 Pages / Mature / Crime / $14.99

FAUNS & FAIRIES: THE ADULT FANTASY COLORING BOOK

TRUNGLES (W/A/CA)

Fauns & Fairies: The Adult Fantasy Coloring Book is an erotic coloring book for adults, offering a steamy interpretation of traditional fantasy characters. From succubi to knights to pixies, the beautiful art nouveau-inspired illustrations show classic characters in sensuous poses sure to please. The delicate and detailed artwork is ideal for adult coloring book enthusiasts!

SEPTEMBER 20 / 88 Pages / Mature / Fantasy, Erotica / $11.99

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