#keeping clean

[richs-pics]

Bath-time for an oystercatcher

[ask-a-bot]

Nah, Downpour is honestly kind of shameless. Only reason she was flustered at all was because she was drooling 😂

Hooo boy, my mum read that part about them needing to wash with special solvents to keep clean and healthy, and it send her into a flurry asking all the resident bots how the hell theyve been keeping clean. The Vehicons just use the local drive through car wash, but apparently Monsoon and Downpour haven’t actually had a bath since the war ended!

We all panicked after that, even the Vehicons (who honestly were shocked that a pair of Seeker were so nonchalant about not being clean)

Ewwwww!

To be fair... Nemesis didn't have the best washracks ever. Part of the reason my trine kept our seeker jettisoning habits was because the washracks were ick. If you had the choice of a dirty washrack and somewhere clean and private, what would you choose? I had my first bath after getting stuck on Earth after I moved in with Optimus and Megatron. Even GHOST's limited facilities were better than Nemesis!

Nemesis was a space craft. Of course the resources were limited – the Ark wasn't exactly luxurious either. The diff... fshoosch! Snf. Pine. Snf. The difference was that the Ark crashed on land and we were able to expand and build into the volcano. Megatron didn't have that luxury – you guys had nothing to work with.

And then you destroyed the fragging Space Bridge, so we couldn't even go and freshen up on Cybertron!

Is that what you kept going back and forth between the planets for?

I like to be clean! When I use a washrack, I like to come out afterwards cleaner than I was when I went in; not dirtier!

OK, I understand. Can we use inside voices, please? Megatron is finally recharging.

[planefood]

rules for thee and not for me

[christadeguchi]

fascinated/horrified by this set of tweets…

[guchaigue]

me and my husband i pulled by being weird and off putting

[prokopetz]

Deity who's unacquainted with concept of evolution creating a world with, like, twelve different kinds of creatures, thinking "yes, that's a good number – nice and symmetrical", then going on vacation for a couple million years and being very upset at what's waiting for them when they get back.

[mangozic]

michael shelley I would die for you

[asthedeathoflight]

I think an underrated angle on 2x05 is something that either Jacob or Assad said in some interview somewhere, which is that in that episode Louis is addicted to heroin. Thats why he has that whole stash of drugs that he gives to Daniel, that's why he gives Daniel the drugs even though he's already got him alone. He didn't just use those 128 boys for sex he was using them to get high. Bring them home, get them to shoot up, and then drain them to get that secondhand high.

It clarifies something that's always confused me about that scene, which is why Armand saves Daniel the first time. He wouldn't save Daniel as a person, he clearly knows Daniel needs to die, but he's not seeing Daniel as a person there. Daniel is just a substance. He rips him away from Louis to stop him from using.

And i think that adds a whole other layer to the fight he and Armand have to think that this is Louis on a bender, with Armand cleaning up after him because he's not stable enough to. Louis in the bed for a week isn't just healing from the burns, he's going through withdrawal. Him at the table with Daniel giving him the "bright young reporter" speech is probably the first time he's been sober in months.

It adds another layer to Armand's desperation, that Louis has been running from both Armand and himself in this way, and of course Armand wants to erase that memory. Of course he wants to pretend that that fight never happened. Not just to protect himself but in a way to protect Louis from having said those things. When he describes the fight to Louis afterwards, he says "you said the worst things you've ever said to me." And he doesn't really know how to forgive Louis for that so he just wants to bury this rock-bottom moment and move on like it never happened. After all, Louis was high, he didn't really mean it, but if he remembers then maybe he might think that he had a point. Better to wipe the whole experience away.

[xxlumos]

*smooch*

[laurencin-draws]

women who are rude to me >>>>

[aashwarr]

cameron & chasity at their wedding reception, featuring the bridesmaids & groomsmen. 🩵🕊️

[sabh0]

My roman empire is that custom-made badge Dazai has sewn inside Chuuya's jacket after the Lovecraft fight

[cinnamontoads]

AITA for moving my family to the country and making my 10 year old son do weed chores

[pangur-and-grim]

a difficult ear cleaning experience

[isjasz]

❄️The Dungeon is ready for its next victim❄️

[moon--kit]

"I'm about to end this man's whole career"

Yeah I can actually draw something aside from doodles