#keep shabbat

[torais-life]

מוטי וייס - לכבוד שבת קודש | moti weiss - Lichvod Shabbat Kodesh

[revmarques]

Shabbat Perpetual Covenant with YHWH every 7 days.

(Improved on 07/19/2023) Strong H7676 89 verses Sabbath = Shabbat, day of forgiveness, Sabbath year Strong H7673 67 verses Sabbath = Stop, rest, observe Shabbat SHABAT: DAY OF REST Note: every time the phrase “Sabbath” appears, the word H7676 actually appears in Hebrew.           Exodus 16:23-24 “He answered them, ‘This is what YHWH has said: ‘Tomorrow is a Sabbath, a Sabbath consecrated to…

[jewishautism]

Shabbat Shalom 🕯🕯

Made challah!! First time sense I started converting!!!!! I am literally so happy with how it came out, and I can't wait to make it again.

[reneesbooks]

character intro -- will

a bit of love for our favorite token florist, will moore from hurts, doesn't it? it's shelved right now but we still love our boy. @oh-no-another-idea this one goes out to you <3

The bell over the door rang and I turned to greet the customer. “Welcome to Lydia’s Fine Flowers, how can I help you?” The young woman smiled, running her fingers over the head of one of the flowers near the door. “Just looking, thank you,” she said. “Who’s Lydia?” “My mom,” I said, retreating behind the counter. “She grows all these flowers herself. Best florist in Jersey.” “Not that you’d ever brag,” the young woman said with a smirk. “That would be utterly unbe-leaf-able,” I replied, setting the broom back in its spot. “Bragging is very unbecoming.” “Plant puns must be part of the job,” she said. “The fun part.”

full name: william edward moore (tzemach ben eliyahu v'liylah)

occupation: florist :) until he goes to prison for something he didn't do, at which point he becomes a full-time prison seamstress. then kat breaks him out and he becomes a full-time criminal. and THEN they have to flee for the woods and join the resistance. who says you can't have a well-rounded resume before 25

known associates: katherine barrick, the runaway daughter of the executive. has been spotted with her around the black markets of d.c., usually armed with a bow and arrows. the public has been advised that the two of them are very dangerous and should be avoided. sources that prefer to remain anonymous for their own safety insist that the two of them were spotted rescuing a litter of abandoned kittens from the side of the road, but this story cannot be corroborated and should be disregarded as rebel propaganda.

i love my bisexual disaster boy he's one of my oldest children and has been with me for a decade now (wack). here's a very old character interview i did with him and kat together. here's a quick breakdown of some shenanigans our good jewish boy gets up to:

gets framed for art forgery despite failing every art class he ever took

gets beaten/put in solitary while he's in prison for sneaking a needle and thread into his cell to fix his cellmates' jumpsuit and then immediately does the same thing two weeks later anyway

makes a name for himself as a really scary dude at the d.c. black market, if only because everyone is freaked out by that weird fucking guy who shoots arrows over the other booths when he's bored

misses the olympic tryouts due to being in prison but still manages to make jokes about winning them anyway

hits his abusive dad over the head with a vase and then has a panic attack about it the whole drive home

tells everyone he knows that every part of a dandelion is edible, to the point that kat is able to use it as a way to check if it's really him

gets amnesia and uses it to tell kat all his terrible jokes to again experience her reactions for the first time

adopts kittens just like. for the hell of it. and gets really pouty and upset when kat insists that they're not their kids

a few more snippets because i love his bi dumbass:

“Peyton will be annoyed if we get mint because it's not on the list and Kat will be annoyed if we don't get mint because she's an addict.” Cassie shoved the list into her pocket and set off into the market at a brisk pace. “I'm going to blame it on you. Neither of them will get mad at you.” “Thanks, I think.” I kept stride. “Why won't they get mad at me?” “Because Kat's too busy with her guilt complex over you going to prison and Peyton thinks your butt is cute.” I blushed. “He does?”

“My dad used to joke that I would single-handedly stop the second coming with my bad singing,” Kat said. I could hear the smile in her voice but didn't dare to look at her for fear that she would hide it again. “The angels would be coming and hear me and figure that they had the wrong planet.” “I'm not much of a singer myself,” I admitted. “Nobody at shul ever complained, though. I definitely got the tune wrong when I was reading the Torah at my bar mitzvah, but nobody was going to correct me on that.” “Why not?” “Because the second I had finished, I threw up under the podium.” She cackled. “I'm not a great public speaker!”

Kat watched me pace for another two minutes before she hauled herself off the couch and limped over to one of the kitchen cabinets. She pulled out a bottle of whiskey and set it on the kitchen table. “Peyton's right. You're stressing me out. Shut up and come have a drink.” I stared at her. “A drink?” She poured herself two fingers of whiskey and threw it back without even a grimace. “Two if you'd like. I've got this, Peyton has some rum in the cabinet, or my mom has some coffee liqueur if you like that better.” I watched her pour another two fingers, but she didn't drink it this time. “You're underage.” “Legal drinking age is for nerds,” she said. I wondered, not for the first time that evening, how the Executive had raised a daughter with so little respect for the law. “What, you've never had a drink before?” I shook my head. “Only Kiddush wine.” She raised one eyebrow. “Not even bootlegged moonshine in prison?” I grinned. “I wouldn't touch the prison moonshine with a ten-foot pole; I've seen the kitchen.” She tilted her head, conceding the point. “Then this can be your first.” I eyed the whiskey. “I don't know if I want to start with something that strong.” “Oh my god.” She turned around and threw open the fridge door, rummaging around for a minute. I was impressed by how she managed it without spilling a drop of her drink. When she turned back to me, she was holding a bottle of wine. “Is this dilute enough for you?” I laughed, taking the bottle from her. “Sure. Fuck it.” She whistled. “Think that's the first time I've heard you swear since I broke you out of prison.” I shrugged and unscrewed the lid. It smelled cheap and sweet, like something a mildly drunk relative would have at the family reunion. “My dad hated swearing. He always said it made you sound less educated.” I took a tentative sip. It definitely tasted like the kind of thing you got drunk on at a family reunion. “Not bad. I guess it just became a habit.” “Hmm.” Kat hopped up onto the kitchen counter with her glass of whiskey and let her head fall back against the cabinets. “Fuck your dad.” I sighed, leaning against the kitchen table. “Yeah. Fuck him.”

that's will! i'm putting him in a jar and shaking it violently

[nessvn]

every time i have to listen to the way the ppl at my shul talk abt orthodoxy im like okay damn. joining the war on orthodoxy on the side of orthodoxy tf ???

[noisytenant]

worldbuilding exercise: create a series of prohibitions on fundamental actions, with specific conditions. consider the loopholes by which daily tasks are carried out while still obeying the rules

[evilwickedme]

Maybe I should write another Bruce and Jason being Jewish fic just to have them keep Kashrut explicitly

[birdiebortnik]

trying and failing not to make this chapter of Mi Sheberach a love letter from me to shabbat

[raks777]

Do Not Be Afraid

[dihalect]

here's a thing about palestine/israel that i can't stop thinking about. supporting an ethnostate, apartheid, and/or genocide seems like just about the most un-jewish thing one could possibly do. i genuinely do not get it.

like. irl, i've been osmosizing jewish culture and scholarship for the past several years. the impression i’ve gotten is of a people who has undergone untold amounts of discrimination and violence over the past couple millennia, and who is proud of their resilience in the face of that oppression. i know that enduring oppression doesn’t necessarily make someone a good person. and obviously, no group is a monolith. but my impression has been that recognizing that harm and defending other downtrodden groups was a common principle of jewish culture. hell, that’s why my alma mater was founded — so i was living in that legacy for the past ~6 years.

even if you think jewish people have the sole right to the land that we call israel, the israeli state's treatment of palestinians flies in the face of all of that. to go "fuck you, i got mine"*, treat another ethnic group as second-class citizens, and concentrate, blockade, and slaughter them seems completely irreconcilable with what i have come to know and appreciate as jewish values. a complete betrayal.

like. am i missing something big here or

*or, more accurately, “i will fuck you over to get mine”

edit: obviously not every jewish person supposed israel/is zionist. but, as we’ve all seen jewish anti-zionists say recently, most jewish ppl in the imperial core are. and this genocidal ethnostate calls itself ~the jewish state~.

[torais-life]

May Hashem avenge the blood of His tzadikim murdered in Israel today...💔

Shabbat Shalom everyone!/¡Shabat Shalom a todos!

I hope you have the best Shabbos with Bore Olam, the blessed Torah and your families!.

See you soon after Shabbat!. See ya after Shabbos 😊

-Caterina

[jewishcissiekj]

FUCK SHAVUOT IS ON ACOLYTE DAY

[kelev9]

I have three breeders I'm very interested in getting a puppy from. I'm gonna try contacting them in the next couple of weeks to ask some questions and get to know more about them as breeders 😌

[nablah]

starting to hate my brothers for real this time

[pepprs]

ok hi. not to be stupid about this publicly once again but it’s 5:34 am [update it is now 5:53 am] and i have gotten absolutely HORRIBLE sleep tonight. first bc i was so stressed that i couldn’t fall asleep until 1:30am. then because my sister is sleeping in our room again (long story) which is good for her bc she’s making progress w her ocd but it means that she comes in with h the flashlight on after 2am and has to check the room and she leaves the bedroom door wide open which distorts the white noise from the sojnd machine which is right in front of my bed. and she’s like laughing at stuff on her phone too so all the subtleties of sound and light disrupt me and wake me up and throw me off. and also it’s freakishly hot so i woke up a couple times bc of that. and now im awake at 5:30ish after barely sleeping for 4 hours bc im stressed bc it’s Passover and my moms bday and im leaving work early today and tomorrow for the “””””Seder””””” (which again literally is not a seder it’s just dinner w my grandpa) and barely have time to get anything done at work and haven’t done anything for my mom and have to clean the house for my grandpa to come over and we literally don’t even have a dinner table yet likr idkw aht the fuck we’re going to do.. and also im fucking STARVING. because guess what!!!! we have to stop eating bread!!!! and i usually have 4 slices with avocado / guac on them before i go to sleep but there were only 4 slices left in the whole house so i had 2 so my brother will get to have the other 2 during the day. and my stomach is howling rn. and we have other things to eat like fruit and stuff but nothing that’s not going to throw me off.. like im not about to eat an orange at 5:30am it’s going to set my throat on fire with the acid this early in the morning. and we don’t have any snack foods in this house or like anything that can be made without having to prepare it for a while bc of our diet (lol). and we don’t have any flatbread or tortillas or whatever yet. so im going fucking crazy and feeling resentful abt passover again and wondering what the hell im going to do going into work and not being able to eat bagels for breakfast after not being able to eat my bedtime snack and being this hungry and stressed and miserable for a week on top of everything else. lol

[nessvn]

"not everyone observes shabbat, it's nearly impossible to do so nowadays anyways" damn okay what am i then, chopped liver?