#keef beef

[callcrossroads]

Bamberly design ok

[the-way-astray]

keefe would like applesauce

[killerchickadee]

This still from season 4 is so funny to me cause like, Keefe's really out here wearing his tits out roast beef jacket to church.

[anonymous-kotlc-thoughts]

SOPHIE FOSTER IS NOT A METALHEAD NOR A SWIFTIE. SHE ONLY LISTENS TO FUCKING ASAPSCIENCE

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[pussycat-scribbles]

This ko-fi sketch comm of beefy Galra Keef was so fun to draw ;o; I hadn't drawn him in so long!

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[ahoyimlosingmymind]

As a fellow kotlc enjoyer who also loves Fitz Vacker, something I really hope the series eventually comes back to is his character development. I feel like not enough people appreciate just how complex his character really is, and instead devolve him into a less preferred love interest for Sophie. I’d also love to see Shannon go into to character’s platonic dynamics with each other. I want to see the wider cast of characters in action again, and see their dynamics through a lens that doesn’t have anything to do with the romantic subplot.

I AGREE.

Keeper of the lost cities had such a strong foundation to be a 'found family' banger, but I think with all the ship wars and Shannon's overall focus on the ships, she kind of dropped the ball. I miss when the Keeper kids used to have those group sleepovers and play bramble, and worry about foxfire tests. That was the golden age of these books for me.

But seriously, I do wish Fitz wasn't so stuck in 'love interest' as a character. He seems to have no platonic bonds with anyone besides his own sister, and even that is tossed to the wayside. It's getting to the point I don't even want him near Sophie anymore so he can just exist as a character outside of her. But alas, it is impossible. He's a very complex character, who I think Shannon's own writing does a disservice to, because of the way she frames his more complex traits. Shannon has a habit of giving you a complex character, but then over-explaining or having her characters come to too 'black/white' ways of thinking about things, which harms the narrative. It makes sense to an extent bc of the elves very black and white thinking as it is, but it just creates a story that's almost too surfacing. If that makes sense.

And I don't think it only happens to Fitz. I could write a dissertation about how Keefe slowly became a 'boring' character for the same reasons. At some point, the character is just too 'spelled out' and it feels that Shannon doesn't trust her readers to be able to make inferences or to see things on a gray scale.

This is probably because the books are for children. But shhhhh

[thelasttaleofthepari]

Oh my god are we gonna get Keefe and Tam beef

[bookwyrminspiration]

it all comes back to beefe

bi-ana. so-bi. eda-bi-ne. um. bi-tz.

[spookiest-semic]

If your getting into Kendrick through the beef let me tell you he has such a wonderful body of work that will make you think and if you wanna understand the background of the beef itself listen to it aswell at least gkmc on. If you like Kendrick’s music and want more go back to dr Dre, snoop dogg, 2pac, Nate dogg, or to more modern west coast stuff like odd future, and Vince staples. If your rocking with the west coast stuff try some stuff from the east coast, Midwest, or south. I’m talking Jay-z, Nas, Joey Badass, KRS-One, Wu Tang, Redman, Eminem, chief keef, common, OutKast, dungeon family, three 6 mafia, future, Wayne, young thug, and so on, i kings realised I was just listing rappers so I’m not making it seem like an approachable genre, it’s the biggest genre in the world, throw on TA13OO by Denzel curry it’s probably approachable, idk where I’m going with this anymore

[callcrossroads]

hi everypoly

[the-way-astray]

Is there a name for the Strieefe situation yet? I propose: ✨Stria and the Keefe Beef✨ it just rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it 😌😌 (it came to me magically this morning while I was still half asleep)

i mean i think it's just called the strieefe thing but sure i guess

[taylorswiftfostersitagain]

everyone ask me how camp was‼️

“Shoot, I almost just said the S word.” “Shark?” - Tam and Linh

“He’s the kinda person that would mess up the Phineas and Ferb theme song.” - Sophie

“Not a true Little Einsteins fan.” - Sophie

“My impulsive thoughts really took over there.” - Keefe

“I called you so many names besides your real name.” - Fitz (to dex lol)

“You are not Gracie Abrams.” - Biana

“We need to have an entire thing that’s just, like, nacho cheese.” - Keefe

“Oh thank God. I mean, terrible. Terrible.” - Fitz

“Let him cook!” - Marella

“Who’s to say the one person isn’t actually three people in a trenchcoat?” - Keefe

“What if I’m the detective?” “Are you?” “No.” - Keefe and Fitz

“We got some dirty laundry here.” - Tam

“Why is Forkle in the chat?” - Keefe

“Oh, is this 2% milk?” - Dex

“He has consent to milk dead people.” - Tam

“The father, son, and holy spirit.” - Sophie

“Get your minds out of the gutter.” - Forkle

“And look at this, Tam got milk.” - Keefe

“Unreliable narrator.” - Sophie

“Did he just call us bums?” - Dex

“Wake up, wake up! It’s the first of the month.” - Keefe

“The detective has learned jack.” - Tam

“God works in mysterious ways.” - Linh

“Keefe’s looking suspicious over there.” “My fault.” - Tam and Keefe

“I’m getting the pepper.” - Marella

“Macaroni and cheese. SLEEP.” - Keefe

“Should we roleplay?” - Biana

“I can’t wait to die today.” - Tam

“You’re probably all wondering why I called you here today.” “I wasn’t.” - Keefe and Sophie

“I just work here.” - Dex

“You just killed an innocent mafia.” - Tam

“He’s scared of the milkman.” - Biana

“Vote Keefe. He threw milk at me.” - Fitz

“Shut up, Scooby Doo.” - Sophie

“W medic.” - Sophie(about elwin probably)

“I got assassinated, didn’t I?” - Fitz

“-when a bowling ball fell from the sky.” - Tam

“Do you need some meat with that hot sauce?” - Marella

“SIT DOWN! This is why we can’t have nice things.” - Forkle

“I’m about to die. It’s him.” - Keefe

“One dead couch, ah-ah-ah! Two dead couch, ah-ah-ah!” - Dex

“I’m terrified, actually.” - Sophie

“We had beef for dinner, and now we have actual beef.” - Tam

“Bro won’t stop talking about the salt.” - Biana

[anonymous-kotlc-thoughts]

from the original pierce the veil anon. i am so sorry. also keefe would listen to chappell roan

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[lotusishere]

I know for sure if there was a cross over between PJO and KOTLC. Percy would beef with them the first time he met them. Let me set the scene. Do you guys remember when Percy just meet Carter from the Kane Chronicles? He thought Carter was a Greek demigod and was about to drag him because he kept getting in the way of the fight.

Now imagine Sophie, Keefe, Dex, Fitz, Tam, Linh, Wylie, Marella and Biana. Keefe with getting his ass almost killed every 2 seconds. Dex throwing all his creations at monsters. Fitz…idk what he does but I think he’s a scrapper (a regular no power fighter), Linh throwing waves and drowning everything. Wylie and his power of rainbows. Biana and Tam going in and out of invisibility. And Marella lighting the town like the Fourth of July. The way I could feel his eye twitch in horror trying to figure out what godly parent they all have and where they all came from. Better yet I know he would frown because he would be horrified to be dragged into another prophecy when he just wants to be with his girlfriend Annabeth.

He would feel like CHB is about to be repopulated with “British” sounding children with crazy powers. I know he would side eye Linh and think of his own father busted it wide open again without him knowing. And that would be even funnier for him thinking he has 2 new siblings because Tam and Linh are twins. But in reality he’s talking to Elves from one of the Barbie Fairytopia movies.

[sunflowers-and-scales]

anyone else think kotlc book 4 final plot twist is vaguely stupid and out of character or just me

idk i have beef with shannon bro but if you can’t tell i have been reading

more notes under the cut i guess

edit!! i know there’s basically explicit foreshadowing for it and it doesn’t come “out of nowhere” especially with what keefe is going thru in neverseen with his mom, but im mostly stuck on how little his decision makes even and ESPECIALLY through the lens of “trying to help”

take this with several grains of salt im basically live blogging my reading experience

[supahardware]

1-800 King Keef if you want some beef