#kc sweet swap

[alexandraisyes]

Rate all TSAMS characters

OH GOD YEAH SURE WHY THE FUCK NOT

Many many more under the cut - also these are just my opinions

Sun: 4 Stars - Pisses me off sometimes but one of my favorites

Moon: 2 Stars - Pisses me off a lot

Nexus: 3 Stars - I don't like what they're doing with him

Monty: 0 Stars - Can die in a trash fire

OG Computer: 1 Star - Assholes to Sun for no reason

Spaniard: 5 Stars - Sweetheart and still sardonic

Eclipse (Original): 5 Stars - Tragic Villain

Eclipse (Back Up): 4 Stars - Killed before a cool arc

Eclipse (Copy): 5 Stars - Angry wet cat

Lunar: 2 Stars - Liked him more when he was honest

Bloodmoon: 5 Stars - Fun and loveable

Bloodmoon (Copy): 3 Stars - They botched his fucking character

Killcode: 5 Stars - They could never make me hate you

Solar Flare: 5 Stars - It's Solar Flare

Earth: 3 Stars - Great, amazing complex female character, but she loses two stars for dating Monty

Ruin: 5 Stars - You'll be back

Jack: 2 Stars - I loved him until I realized we were supposed to consider him to be like a little kid and I don't approve with the ethics of that considering some of the jokes they make with him and the fact that he is literally still a murder machine meant to murder things

Dazzle: 5 Stars - Baby

The Creator: 3 Stars - Obnoxious but consistent

Trashcan Man: 5 Stars - I hope he signed a prenup for the divorce

Gemini: 4 Stars - I feel like there was a lot of missed potential but I like the design so I'll give it a pass

Nebula: 2 Stars - I literally don't know her

Frank: 5 Stars - It's Frank

Francis: 4 Stars - He's like a little puppy dog I love him

Puppet: 5 Stars - If she did something wrong no she didn't

Foxy: 4 Stars - Was eh at first but really like him now

FC: 5 Stars - Baby boy lemme squish ur little paws and protect you and give you a cookie ur so innocent and sweet and ough my hormones

Miku: 4 Stars - I personally think she's funny

Stitch Wraith: 2 Stars - Eh

Golden Freddy: 4 Stars - Lost a star for violating a pumpkin

AU Rating

Solar (Nice Eclipse): 4 Stars - Great guy, but always felt a little bit standoffish and manipulative and honestly he gets a pass because it's a trauma response, someone get this guy a cookie

Helios (Dark Sun): 5 Stars - They could never make me hate you

Nyx (Evil Lunar): 5 Stars - Gonna keep him in my basement

Gaia (Evil Earth): 4 Stars - She fucking scares me bro

Crescent (Solar's Moon): 2 Stars - For being an asshole

Kronos (Lord Eclipse): 5 Stars - Yes

Crius (Servant Sun): 5 Stars - Also yes

Styx (Lord Lunar): 5 Stars - Yes again

Moros (Servant Eclipse): 5 Stars - Solar Flare levels of devotion

Solstice (Swap Eclipse): 4 Stars - Probably an asshole but I love him

Selene (Swap Lunar): 4 Stars - See above

Sobek (Evil Monty): 0 Stars - Fuck him in a bad way

Icarus (Star Holder Freddy): 5 Stars - Baby, must protect

Ammit (Mage/Lord Monty): 4 Stars - I actually kinda love him?

Eos (Lonely Sun): 5 Stars - Ough lemme kiss it better for you sweetie Imma take u from the plex and give u a hug

Khonsu (Feral Moon): 5 Stars - Because we love a feral wet cat

Ronty (Ruined Monty): 5 Stars - He loved his girlfriend

Năo (Ruin's Creator): 4 Stars - Interesting Villain

Character's We Never Officially Met

Angel (Solar's Sun): 5 Stars - Baby

Apollo (Ruin's Sun): 4 Stars - Probably morally grey in a bad way

Artemis (Ruin's Moon): 4 Stars - Same as Apollo

Space (Swap Earth): 5 Stars - They could never make me hate you

Dawn (Swap Sun): 5 Stars - I can fix him

Equinox (Swap Moon): 5 Stars - I can make him worse

Cora (Swap Flare): 5 Stars - It's a solar flare

Hunter Moon (Swap BM): 5 Stars - Dadcode but bm. . .

Sentry (Swap KC): 5 Stars - Probably such a little shit I love him

[yunessa]

Owlcatober- "Home"

(Reader and Yunessa- it can be KC/ Companion or swapped either or.) Takes places in act 3 after Drezen has been reclaimed but no story spoilers.

In two parts because Tumblr.

TW: Some mentions of self harm, but no actual acts take place.

"Ah, my lyre." Yunessa had turned to see your arrival, lips pulling into a smile that seemed far to brittle. "I knew I'd left it behind. I didn't know it'd bring you here, sorry." It was pouring sheets and buckets of rain as if the sky itself wanted to drown Drezen. Flashes of lightning spiked through the dark sky as thunder rumbled unhappily.

And in the middle of the storm, the elven bard was in the empty graveyard, standing in the pouring rain. "You'll want an explanation, I suppose. You always do. Be the more reasonable of the two of us and keep staying out of the rain. I can't stand touch or closeness right now." They take a slow breath. "I need to be in the rain and feel this. It's- Let me think about how to explain it a moment. I'm struggling."

They look up to the sky for a long moment. "Do you know what it means to call an elf Forlorn? They're those kinds of elves who live among the shorter lives races. They always have those romance stories where the elf marries the human and they live happily ever after- but they never cover the ever after part, do they? Outliving your spouse, adopted family, friends, your home- those are the forlorn. Hopeless, miserable, mournful... that's what they are."

"I know we've talked about my curse and problems that come from it. But even with the memories gone, the feelings remain. I hate roses, do you know that? I can't tell you why I hate them. I just do. The lack of memories is just... normal. But I still feel. I feel and that's the worst part. I see things that would trigger a memory and I feel. I want to laugh, to cry, to mourn, weep, rage, or avoid it."

"And I don't know why. I love foods with garlic. I don't like that buttered cake icing, but I like that little ah- what was it called? That sweet bar that looks like condensed coffee. " Yunessa goes silent as they hold their hands upwards as if in supplication. "Normally I can hide it. Nobody sees it, not really. But this month out of all the others... I want to mourn, I want to cry and I just-"

Yunessa breaks off and their shoulders shake as they hide their face. An ugly, broken noise escaping them as they sob. Ugly, sharp, and mingled with a tongue you've never heard the bard speak before. The language isn't recognizable, but the plea in them is evident and clear. Begging and desperate until they regain their composure. "Who was I? Who did I love so deeply to mourn even when their memory is gone? What did I love so deeply? Was I forlorn then? Or would I be now?"

"Romances between elves and humans are always happily ever after. But what if I'm the ever after and not the happily? What if the dead man I was mourns for what their future is now? Or does the dead man mourn for what was lost and forgotten? I don't know. But still these emotions grab me and I have no choice but to feel. That's why I'm here. The rain just keeps falling and the rain is here. it's now and it's on Yunessa's skin, soaking Yunessa's clothes and it keeps me here."

[mousydentist]

More KPTS fics <10k words that altered my brain chemistry

PART 2: Misc Relationships

here we go again! this time, these are all fics that fit somewhere outside the big three pairings (kp, vp, kc). more (WAY more) than a few deal with sensitive topics, so the back button is your friend! enjoy <3

One Bright Moment by sparkly_butthole @sparkly-butthole-on-ao3

Rated E. Creator chose not to use warnings. Summary:

“Okay,” Porsche says slowly, “who is the smartest person we know? We should start there.” “Arm,” Pete responds immediately. “He’s a scientist. A tech geek.” “As opposed to?” “A magician? I don’t know.” Or: Porsche and Pete swap bodies. No one knows what to do about it.

this fic is ssooooo conceptually amazing, i'm absolutely obsessed with the interactions between the characters and the smangst gives it extra bonus points too. god VEGAS in this fic is literally spectacular, stunning, perfection

Complicated by Dumpster_Fire_x @dumpster-fire-x

Rated M. Creator chose not to use warnings. Summary:

Chay was in trouble. There was no way to put it. He knew that what he felt was far from normal nor the conventional way relationships work. He was in love, not with one person but two. Kim and Macau. It didn’t begin that way.

COMPLICATED!!!! this fic sent me into a kimchaymacau rabbit hole that i have yet to find my way out of but tbh i like it down here. soooo sweet and cute and just all around a very delightful read. angsty with a lovely helping of hurt/comfort that makes me 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

an hour glass glued to the table by IsleofSolitude @emberfaye

(+ associated series: time is a wheel in constant motion)

Rated G. No archive warnings apply. Summary:

"He’s immature, of course he is–he didn’t get to have his cousins and his parents give him attention and time. He knows how hard Vegas works–doing triple the work of anyone so that Macau is allowed to be carefree and attend classes at his school and not the type of training that strips away at your soul." Macau and Kim are the youngest sons, only four years apart in age.

i fucking LOVE this series so much, giving me that sweet sweet kim&macau goodness. i dont normally see/read gen fics or macau-centric fics and this really set my standards high for both of those things because its so well done

I don't need a parachute, baby, if I've got you by sabrina_il (marina) @pitchercries

Rated E. No archive warnings apply. Summary:

“We can do this,” Kinn insisted, between one kiss and the next, lying on top of Tay on the massive bed in his suite. “It’s totally doable.” Tay had to laugh. Kinn was very sexy and very heavy on top of him, and Kinn’s shirt was barely buttoned anymore and Tay appreciated all of it, but Kinn was an absolute idiot when it came to being an omega. Tay had known that even before they’d gotten together, almost six months ago. He’d known it for most of the time they’d spent as friends. “We absolutely cannot,” Tay countered, kissing Kinn again. An AU where Tay and Kinn are both omegas who get together (after breaking up with Time and Tawan respectively) and due to Reasons both go into heat at the same time. Porsche is the alpha they hire to solve all their problems. Suffice it to say, everyone gets way more than they bargained for.

oh WOW what to say about this fic. the PLOT in this bad boy, and in the rest of the series, is absolutely unmatched. SUCH a creative universe and made me fall in love with tropes/relationships id never considered before. 10/10 no notes

Ain't No Sunshine by Dumpster_Fire_x @dumpster-fire-x

Rated M. Major Character Death. Summary:

"Sometimes, death can bring the living together, and death can cause the living to find solace in one another." - C. JoyBell C.

🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 ow. just. ow. short and sweet, painful, heart wrenching, lovely, and all the other adjectives that mean "hurt in a beautiful and poetic way"

Kinn the Stud by IsleofSolitude @emberfaye

Rated E. Rape/Non-con. Summary:

It’s not often that Kinn is put out to stud. Most of the time, the two ruts he gets a year are treated with a mix of pills, vetted escorts, and schedule rearranging. Yet, every few years, people are allowed to pay for the honor of having a Theerapanyakul alpha stud for their fertile omegas. Korn had promised that this time, in honor of his birthday, he would be allowed to pick one omega personally. Of course Kinn had chosen his boyfriend.

genuinely dont care if im biased cause this was a gift for me, this fic aaaaaaactually rocked my fucking world like oh my GOD my jaw was on the floor the whole fucking time and then went i went to pick it back up the fic slapped it out of my hand god this FIC.

Chan's 7 Step Method for Making Good Boys by JynxedOracle @jynxed13

Rated E. Creator chose not to use warnings. Summary:

After being assigned to train Kim by Korn, Chan decides to use the opportunity to work on Kim's disrespectful attitude. Luckily he's devised a 7 step method to make Kim a good boy, regardless of Kim's feelings on the matter.

i was present for this fic being written through discord messages and it was a religious experience. i reread it twice on discord and then a third time when it got put on ao3 and then like six times since then. if you have EVER considered the possibility of chankim you HAVE to read this fic

adrenaline by loveliuess @the-innefable-idiot

(+ associated series angsty and horny KimVegas au by popular demand)

Rated E. Graphic depictions of violence. Summary:

Tomorrow Kim would blame everything on the adrenaline rush.

hi um. this fic. this FIC. this entire series actually, because you HAVE to read the whole thing. "angsty and horny kimvegas" is 100% accurate and LORD HAVE MERCY. i read the first fic as like a little treat before i went to bed and then i stayed up til 3am to finish the rest of the series and then i cried and didnt sleep at all :) GO READ IT

a night worthy of 200kbaht by Anonymous

Rated E. Creator chose not to use archive warnings. Summary:

Tuition is due and his brother is running himself ragged with three jobs already after Uncle Thee's latest gambling debts, so Porchay does what he has to in order to take care of things himself; selling the only thing he has worth something. He just didn't expect the highest bidder to be so... classy, and lowkey impressive.

oh if you know me you know about my obsession with this fic. ive bonded with close friends over how much we love this fic. this fic drastically changed my life its SO FUCKING GOOD. im a kinnchay hoe all the way and this is just *chefs kiss*

Performance Review by iffervescent @iffervescent

Rated E. No archive warnings apply. Summary:

Big wants to be good. Chan wants him to earn it.

this! fucking! series!!! i dont think i need to sell anyone on how amazing iffervescent is but goddamnit im gonna do it anyway. i very very rarely read bigchan but when i read the rest of the series i was like oh my god i HAVE to read this one and i DID. NOT. REGRET IT.

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

So my two eclipse backups are Perseus and Titanic

Titanic First

Titanic is a female who is around 10'7, with a slightly darker colour palette from Eclipse

She wears a pair of somewhat burnt, grey shorts with black stars on them and a plain black tank top, although they sometimes change that out to a pair of Dark orange and pastel orange classic pants (like what sun and moon wear), a black long sleeve and a light orange shall over that

She swapped out the old model's legs due to rusting and internal damage that couldn't be fixed, so she swapped them with a pair of dino-like legs to help with running (she denies it but she has beans)

The bunker she and Perseus activated was redecorated and renamed 'The Return' and is a safe spot for any and all universes

Titanic will throw hands if anyone harms her children. She enjoys baking, cooking, sewing, and walking around the forest the bunker is in.

Titanic has two voice boxes, one of the original Eclipse and a female one (think sweet middle-aged southern mom)

she has a long tail with white fluff on the end

Perseus' turn!

Perseus is 4'3 with a pastel colour palette

They activated a week before Titanic

they started calling her by the name Titanic cause they thought it sounded cool (She doesn't have the heart to tell him about what happened to the Titanic)

Their named after one of the Milky Way Galaxy Arms

he has dyslexia

He is the more impulsive of the two

he made siblings with a sun backup named Norma, a moon backup named Cygnus, a lunar backup named Sagittarius, a blood moon backup named Scrutum, and a Harvest moon backup named Crux, All named after the arms of the milky way

He enjoys gardening, foraging, feeding wildlife, and training the local foxes, raccoons, and wolfs

They have a pet raccoon named Lily pad, or Lily for short

he has paws like KC, they also have beans

My lord eclipse will come later

🔆

I love them both so much and I'm currently squeezing them like plushies.

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

This was a pretty rough task and it took a few tries but the strat of spell book swap to lunars after I clear the p3 spawns for veng into chally off the explosion was pretty foolproof.

All I need now is 44 more kc at Kree and my Hard Combat Achievements are done! Saving the nightmare kc for last cuz I can do a mass p much whenever and I wanna unimbue all my imbues so I can reimbue at half the cost. Think it's fine not doing it that way (and you don't get any perks until you talk to ghommal anyway) but it's the way I wanna do it. It's got some sweet perks though, namely the imbue cost reduction, killcount and ecu keys become a bit better, I get infinite tele to GWD, my canon holds 45 cballs up from 35 and I get more hard clues! You also need to finish hard CAs for elites of course and that level has some crazy good perks (more superiors and longer thralls!) So I'll have to see about pushing for those now~

[certifiedceraunophile]

Hi hi hi!!! Your Klaroline Sweet Swap here again!!!💖 I totally got your answer to my ask and DON'T WORRY!!! I'm not scared and this was absolutely SO HELPFUL!!! Very helpful!!!! I'm *takes notes*👀 WANTED TO REASSURE YOU IT'S MORE THAN HELPFUL!! <3 Hope you're having a great day! <3

I feel like I can finally breathe now, I'm sorry anxiety is a whole ass unrelenting bitch lmao.

Thank you so much for reaching out again! ✨✨

And asdfghjkl I am so glad I didnt like scare you away, bc I know what a long winded rambling answer everything was, I legit had to write it out in a google docs and then send the google docs to a friend and be like bitch beta this ask answer for me, I sound like an idiot. She assured me that I in fact, did sound like an idiot lmao, but then the euro 2020 finals started yesterday and I was too excited and impatient to sit through and shorten everything and didnt wanna keep you waiting any longer than a whole day [which again sorry for taking so long to answer] so I just yeeted that uncoordinated sequence of rambling bs at you BUT THE POINT IS, I am so very very very glad I was at least mildly coherent enough for you to find it helpful 😭😭😭

And lmao thank you for taking notes!!! asdfghjkl I really hope I didnt come off as a demanding asshole 🙃😩 Please tell me if I did ok,

and again you are totally allowed to skip everything and write me whatever you want to, like completely up to you, absolutely no pressure whatsoever 💓💓

Thanks again for reaching out, and I hope you have a fab day too!! <333

and I cant wait, like seriously, I am soo excited like gahrrr *bites fist* to see what youre gonna magic into words, and I cannot freaking wait to like just sit back and FLOAT in all the kc goodness that's yet to come 💓✨🤝🏾

Sending you all the writerly love and inspiration and big smoochy forehead kisses to your muse ✨💓

[destellolunar]

*Shyly slides in*

he he hi

I may or may not be your very behind the ball Sweet Swap gifter. I’m sorry that I am trash and have taken a full month to chat with you about your prompt.

First off… omg a Klaroline Cleopatra moment?!?! I think this fandom needs one. And a little angst😍😍😍 oka kill me I have so many ideas with where to take this.

I’m sure I will have more questions as I get to the meat and potatoes but currently I wanted to give you an apology and let you know that you will get your gift!

If there’s anything you want more specifically or you have anything you think I should know just let me know! 💗💗💗💗💗

*waves shyly from behind a corner*

Hi, it is me your late yet completely excited and ready gifter for Klaroline Sweet Swap. He he pls don’t hate me😅

I love you, I love your prompt, and I cannot wait to gift you with a bang on treat!!!

Angst happens to be something I can do pretty well and I know you said you love it but final chance: if you don’t want to be hurt speak now or forever hold your peace😂

I’ve been doing some research because honestly I don’t know much about the Cleopatra/Mark Anthony story and I want to make sure things are historically accurate and on point for you!!

Is there anything else you want to add in? Any specifics? Anything you want me to know or steer me towards/away from?

Can’t wait!!!💗💗

OMG 😭😭😭 HIIII! 

AHHHH I'M SCREAMING! 😭😭😭 You are so niceee, I would never hate you! I'm the one that's answering late to this but you have no idea how much this message made my day. I'M SO EXCITED!!

Tbh I was a bit worried you would thought my prompts were really demanding because I gave you soo many 🥺 But I also wanted to give it many options so you could work free with anything lol. Now, I need to take a second for this, bc knowing that you are gonna make that Cleopatra au I'm desperately craving for it's unbelievable 😭 Like... I'M A ROLLERCOASTER OF EMOTIONS!

I seriously can't believe this is happening. Like, I know I gave you that one as my first option but I thought you wouldn't pick it... BUT YOU DID AND I'M NOT OK. Can this exchange be tomorrow so I can die in peace???

And... HOW AMAZING IT IS THAT YOU ARE GREAT WITH ANGST??? I'M SO LUCKY AND I HAVE GOTTEN THE BEST GIFTER EVER. PERIODT 💅

As I said, I love angst! I want my heart to be broken, I dare you! So please don't hold back, I'm giving you all freedom with this bc I will love everything you give me, really. I would ofc love to see some fluff, romantic and passionate momemts (with this I don't mean smut specifically but the overall passionate feeling of their relationship, but I don't mind smut either if that's something you were planning) as well. But Cleopatra and Mark Anthony's story is really tragic, and this girl loves that! I would probably die once I read it tho lol.

The thing is that I really admire authors that can make me feel things, and angst is the epitome of that lol. Also, don't take this as if I'm not easy to place, I am! I'm happy with everything as far as KC is the endgame. But if you have more specific questions later on, I'm here to answer them all! 💪 Although it would probably be me fangirling over you!

I'm so excited this prompt inspires you to the point you have many ideas for it! It makes my heart melt and again, I'M SO LUCKYYYY! 😭 Well done past me! I'm sorry I'm a mess rn but this is my usual self 🤡

Also... WHO ARE YOUU? I'm on my Sherlock mood and I can't wait to know who you are tbh 🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♀️

I think I have said this 100 times but again, I'M SO EXCITED! Thanks for reaching out. Sending you all the love and inspiration! Bai bai for now, but mark my wods, Caroline Gifter. We will see each other soon 🤝

P.S: Let me know if you read this bc else I will be too anxious wondering lol

[lynyrdwrites]

Ok, its your gift giver (today's the day to submit isn't it exciting!!)

So, tiny ask.

I've made you a graphic and a moodboard (I've also written a one-shot cause I've been so worried about whether you'll like the stuff I've done) but just checking over your request now, I've realised you didn't ask for a moodboard/aesthetic. I must have seen graphic and gifset on your request, looked at the rules for the sweetswap and seen moodboards paired with those edit type gifts, and not realised a moodboard wasn't a part of your request - basically, I'm an idiot.

So, my question is, would you like me to submit this moodboard with the other graphic and one-shot I've made? If you don't see this ask before the end of the day, I'll just go by the exchange rules and I won't submit the moodboard. But I just thought I'd ask, in case you'd want to see it (I can always show it to you after the giftees are revealed either way).

God I'm so nervous for you see everything! I hope you like it and if you don't I apologise, inspo has been a bitch to me these past weeks. Good luck with your own gift giving!

P.S. the moodboard/aesthetic is for a certain fusion you requested 😬

I’d love the mood board/aesthetic! I love all the things! I’m so excited to see the gift.

[accidental-rambler]

HULLO OVER HERE!! I'm your Klaroline Sweet Swap gifter *gif? gifted? gifter? I really don't know* well, I was wondering what would you like the most for this? maybe a manip? something canon? AU? difference settings? AU WITH HUMOR? PORN? I'm open to any ideas:)

Hello hello xD

I’d love a manip! And honestly, I don’t remember which options I chose in my request but really, I am open to ANY kind of gift, whatever you feel most comfortable making ;)

I don’t like what was done to the characters after season 4/5 of TVD so if you’d like to make sth canon-related, up until 5x11 is “safe” haha. And I’m always a sucker for pre-canon klaroline as well as different post-canon scenarios (you know, like kc chance meeting after decades, kc travelling the world together etc).

I also love all types of AUs, like college AU, celebrity, rival musicians, regency AU, kc as some sort of criminals (like mafia or art thieves, heist AUs and that sort of things - and bonus points if they’re rivals), klaroline as lawyers is also a HUUUGE weakness of mine ;)

And I’m open to both humour and porn or the mix of two xD

I hope this is helpful, if not, just let me know, I can try for sth more specific, like a prompt or specific AU, if you’d like :)

Have a nice day, lovely!

Kate

[witchergeralt]

This is your Sweet Swap Gifter again! I wasn’t sure if tumblr ate my other ask, as it sometimes (often) does. I think I’ve figured out an angle for your fic, but wanted to confirm that you didn’t have any major tropes you really hate and how you feel about smut! Thank you!

Ah, hi anon!! I didn’t see any other ask so sorry for not getting back to you! I think tumblr did indeed eat it, I’ve only had tumblr mobile available for the past week so that may also be the issue??

Anyway, to answer your questions I don’t think I hate any major tropes, I’m a big fan of most things just as long as KC are in it then it’s all good. As for smut, I am absolutely fine with it! Especially after the shenanigans that happened in canon, it helped wash out the memory of that disaster.

Hopefully this helped?? I can’t wait to see what you’ve got in store and I am sorry about not getting back to you sooner!

[moonlightlovekc]

My babys

[alexandraisyes]

Rate all TSAMS Earth ships that exist

Fucking hell why not

Earth x Monty: ZERO STARS - BOOOO BOOOOOO I SAY

Earth x Puppet: Five Stars - I need more of them

Earth x Foxy: Five Stars - YEAHHHHH

Earth x Solar: Three Stars - Cute but I see them as friends

Earth x Bloodmoon: Four Stars - I will not elaborate

Earth x Eclipse: FIVE STARS - LETS FUCKING GO

Earth x Killcode: Two Stars - They feel more like friends to me

Earth x Ruin: Five Stars - Me and like five friends know why

Earth x Solar Flare: Five Stars - Anything with Flare is a yes

Earth x The Computer: Two Stars - I mean sure I guess lol

Earth x Gemini: Two Stars - Why the fuck not

Earth x Nebula: Four Stars - Lesbians

Earth x Frank: Five Stars - Because Frank

Earth x Golden Freddy: One Star - Sugar Grandpa Real

Earth x Roxanne Wolf: Four Stars - Toxic Yuri

Earth x Glamrock Chica: Four Stars - Cuties!

Earth x Glamrock Freddy: Four Stars - It would be five but KC needs his bear damned it!

AU TIME!!!

Earth x Sobek (Evil Monty): Zero Stars - He would kill her

Earth x Gaia (Evil Earth): Five Stars - Toxic Self Love

Earth x Icarus (Star Holder Freddy): Five Stars - She would treat him so kindly and help him get over his trauma of accidentally deleting everything ough she would be so sweet and good to him

Earth x Kronos (Lord Eclipse): Five Stars - That man needs a woman's touch

Earth x Moros (Servant Eclipse): Two Stars - Moros seems a little too devoted to his act (and his lord) to consider a relationship or even friendship with someone else

Earth x Solstice (Swap Eclipse): One Star - Nah this feels like shipping her with Moon, no thanks

Earth x Space (Swap Earth): Five Stars - Self Love again but positive

Earth x Ammit (Mage Monty): Four Stars - Honestly this is 100% because of the way I write Ammit and hc him since we have so little content of him. I think he's a lot more mature than our Monty and really wise and shit. Soft-spoken maybe after centuries and centuries of solitude

[ofthedirewolves]

 Take Me Home

Word Count: 27,696

Klaus Mikaelson cheated on a game of beer pong, which Caroline Forbes has not forgotten.

A year later an administrative mix-up forces Klaus and Caroline to be roommates. They both claim to hate each other, but as they say, there's a fine line between love and hate.

This is my @klarolinesweetswap gift for the wonderful @that-wandering-belle 

[goldcaught]

Hi! It’s your gifter for the kc exchange. I sent a message about a week ago, but I think tumblr may have eaten it. I just wanted to let you know that my current plan involves KC + modern royalty + arranged-ish marriage + some BDSM weaved in (I promise it’ll make sense in the context of the story lol). Does this sound okay to you? I can always think of something else, if it’s not. I hope you’re having a great day ❤️

oh my god i’m so sorry, i thought i’d replied to that!!!!!!! of course bb, it sounds wonderful - i love me some modern royalty, and with a bdsm twist is so rarely done!!! i’m excited :)))

thanks bb, can’t wait!

[klarolinesweetswap]

KLAROLINE SWEET SWAP GIFT EXCHANGE

Hey everyone!

I’m back on my bullshit and have decided to run yet another gift exchange.

This gift exchange is open to anyone who wants to participate. The following are options to offer:

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Hello! I’m your Klaroline Swap gifter👀 I am sorry it's taken me this long to reach out but I've finally gotten to it! I am excited to be writing for you and wanted to ask a few questions about your gift. Wanted to know about your all-time favorite tropes and side pairings? Any Caroline friendships you like? Any tropes or pairings you don't like? Any pet peeves with KC fic? Any smut preferences? Anything you especially want to see or any info you'd like me to know? Hope you have a great day!💖

Heyyy!! Thank you for sending me this ask, and please don't apologize, it’s all good 💖 I hope you're having a great day too! So I’ll just jump in and answer all your questions ✌🏾✨

I am so so sorry it got this long, like so long, I really tried to condense it, but I have no concept of short and concise so now I have to put this below a cut 😭🙃😭

All time favourite tropes:

[see here's the thing I dont exactly *know* what tropes are so I'm just gonna yeet a bunch of HIGHLY specific prompt-thingies that make me tingle at you and you can do w them what you wish- like take out certain parts you want to use, or base other tropes off of them anything you wish really, even if you choose to ignore all of them I won't be holding it against you dw!]

Ok so I love love the "I was just captured by the bad guys and very harshly uh demanded to sell you out, but I didnt, bc even though I might posture like you’re the scourge of the earth and would gladly see you dead, I in fact, do not want you dead and will therefore not be selling you out and will handle mild -emphasis on mild please do not hurt either of my babies too much- torture instead and oops! look at that, you just overheard this exact exchange where I stand my ground and refuse to betray you, and now you’ve gone feral over your loyalty kink and are spouting promises of never letting go of me, which honestly I cannot bring myself to be mad at."

I love love love the forced bedsharing trope which then leads to accidental cuddling, where one party [caroline] is just very very annoyed that their body sought the warmth of a cockroach fucknugget being [klaus] and the fucknugget party is just very very smug about being the other party's personal space heater, and nuzzles them and cuddles tighter and asdfghjkl I'm getting tingly just thinking about it, and like says w a husky sleepy voice “don't move” and cuddles closer. jfc please I’m a basic bitch with very basic wants.

I absolutely LOVE the "we work on opposite enemy sides, but now we have to band together to defeat one common enemy and honestly I am NOT glad that I constantly wanna throw you against a wall, and not all reasons for said wall-throwing are strictly to inflict violence on you."

I also LOVE the "fuck youre bleeding/hurt/injured and fucking hell I dont know why my hands are shaking while I attend to your wounds but god it is, and now I'm not sure exactly how deep you've furrowed into my heart and stuck yourself there like a dickheaded leech."

Now I feel like I have given you many tropes, but I also feel like i didnt in fact help you at all, bc I'm not sure these are uh tropes?? but anyway those are some highly specific...scenes?? I have a very deep bias for

[you obviously dont HAVE to write ANY of them if you dont want to]

And also if I had to give you a clear cut trope to follow, I absolutely LOVE the enemies-to tentative allies-to lovers trope, in which one party is just working really really hard to get to the lovers part, and the other is working really really hard not to get to the lovers part, but caves later on, bc really the fucker grows on you. [Featuring Klaus as the "high key besotted already pursuing Caroline"-person, and Caroline is the "I am very very annoyed w this wooing, but I am more annoyed this wooing is working"-person. And also, I like my Klaus E V I L, But really really really *soft* for Caroline.]

Also if by tropes you meant settings, Like AU's, literally anything works, I have a personal bias for Crime AU's when it comes to enemies to lovers, and Canon is the ultimate enemies to lovers AU, but honestly you can use which ever one you want, I am not entirely sure myself if I have a specific preference here, AH, Fantasy, Supernatural, Scifi, it's all good.

[I however am not extremely fond of Historical Settings]

Again you are not required to follow any of these tropes at all if you don't wish to, I just require you to have a lot of fun writing and love the beauty you write yourself first!

Side pairings:

Ok I LOVE me some Kennett [kol + bonnie] but I also LOVEEE kolenzo [Kol and Enzo], I also am extremely just *heart eyes* at Bonenzo [Bonnie + enzo], but I absolutely DIE for Kennettzo [which is OT3 of Kol Bonnie and Enzo]

Kalijah is also a-ok w me, and I feel like I dont have any other side pairings I'd like die to see I guess. If you choose not to go with these side pairings its perfectly alright.

Caroline Friendships:

Ok this I can answer without rambling like an idiot, I love love love love :

Bonnie + Caroline [like i love this so much it physically hurts me, they both deserve so so so much better]

Kol + Caroline [I will literally touch a frog, and I have a phobia of frogs, to have one full conversation w these two idiots]

Enzo + Caroline [Honestly enzoline brotp makes me wanna sob happy tears bc they are so perfect together]

Katherine + Caroline + Rebekah [bad bitch meets head bitch meets super bitch, what could possibly go wrong]

Tropes and Pairings I dont like:

NOTPS:

Kolvina, stebekah, delena, stelena, datherine, steferine, Haylijah, Marcel+Rebekah, Matt+Rebekah, Bamon, Kai+bonnie, beremy.

And I think that's about it? mostly I just hate elena stefan damon and hayley and I am not fond of them w anyone, I hate all canon Rebekah relationships, and I dont like seeing Bonnie with anyone other than enzo or kol.

Tropes:

I am totally not fond of the Kill Liz for plot reasons trope, like seriously killing Caroline's mom is not ok w me, but I am totes fine if she's like already dead as part of Caroline's backstory, just don't show me Liz dying in the story as a part of the plot.

Any form of sire-bond-y or like sire-bond adjacent or like any form of deal/bargain/agreement that gives Klaus even a tiniest bit of power over Caroline's free will and choices, is just not for me, like at all, no matter how well it's done, I can't stand it.

not fond of any form of prisoner/hostage tropes, like klaus kidnapping caroline or caroline kidnapping klaus and holding each other hostage and stuff like that.

Death as a plot point doesnt work for me? and really I'd prefer if there were no major character deaths at all.

Friends to lovers trope is not for me, childhood friends to lovers trope is definitely not for me.

I don't like any sort of redemption arc really, anything that starts with Klaus as a “bad” dude and ends with him being a relatively ���good” dude is not for me.

Any form of infidelity, like ofc especially in between Klaus and Caroline is just [shudder] hard pass, but like I also hate it when Caroline or Klaus cheat on anybody at all.

Also all the tropes and like themes I'm not comfy w that I mentioned in my original Gift Request still stand.

KC Pairing Pet peeves

ok This I can answer easily bc I have like a FEW,

I hate a woobified Klaus so much, like so much, I hate all TO!Klaus characterizations but this one is the worst, absolutely not here for it, I am not here to feel sorry for this mf I want to feel really deliriously GIDDY at how evil he is and how whipped he is for Caroline, but like concentrating on Klaus's manpain is not something I really wanna read.

Caroline excusing Klaus's bullshit, or like being a push over-y “it's ok, I understand why you did it” person is not for me, bc she never was one to begin w, she never did rationalize or justify Klaus's behaviour, she always held him accountable and told him what a difficult son of a bitch he is every chance she got.

I don't like arcs where Caroline is Klaus's redemption? like Caroline bringing Klaus into the "light" or whatever I am not here for it, like at all, I like Klaus staying evil while being endlessly in love with Caroline, and Caroline being able to be w a man she knows is a selfish evil ruthless grade A asshole, but will literally also choke himself to death for Caroline, cuz the man is whipped as fuck.

I also absolutely am not a fan of arcs where like Caroline remains "pure" or whatever, like that's just not for me, I am totally fine, actually MORE than fine for ruthless Caroline who is willing to do deplorable shit to get to her goal and protect her people, like Caroline being extremely almost evilly pragmatic just gives me a boner, and pretty sure gives Klaus one too. Klaus "protecting" Caroline's so called innocence is uh off putting for me personally. And her remaining this pure white light princess of good and Klaus being attracted to the *good* in her is um, nope.

Smutty Preferences

Honestly I’m very easy when it comes to smut [and u totally dont have to write me any if you dont want to]

I do not like:

non con/dub con, anal sex, Strict and/or elaborate Bdsm themes, [light undertones are ok], drunk sex, sex that’s basically infidellity [like caroline/klaus cheating on someone else w each other] , gagging, choking, Extremely rough emotionless sex, sex as a bargain, or as a part of a bargain.

Smut preferences:

I like reading oral sex, especially Klaus going down on Caroline

light bondage like being tied up [either Klaus/Caroline I enjoy both]

Sex toys are really really good, like love reading Klaus using one on Caroline, or Caroline using one on herself and Klaus watching

I do have a special love for praise kink, especially Klaus being really just in awe of Caroline during the do and expressing it uninhibitedly

Dirty Talk is GREAT

I enjoy both Klaus and Caroline in a dominant role, but I usually love it when both of them share the dominance equally, I’m just not into “Yes master” and “Yes mistress” level of dominance. I guess the word I’m looking for is Vanilla dominance lmao.

Bloodplay is also great if they're vampires.

And Klaus and Caroline leaving marks on each other is *swoon*.

I love reading possessive!klaus and possessive!caroline in equal measure so really your choice.

Hot and Dirty sex with a an undercurrent of emotion and devotion, want and need and all that nice stuff is great!

But I do have a list of words I’m not really a big fan of coming across when I’m reading smut:

Any word for vagina that’s not wetness, or folds or lips, is squicky, cunt is not a problem, pussy however is squick.

Clit is clit; little nub, bundle of nerves, all of that makes the med student in me really anxious lmao.

Any word for Cock that’s not cock is squick.

Juices, cream, semen are squicky, I just prefer come or release.

Ok these are seemingly innocent words but moist, engorged, gaping, drooling, sopping are not words I like seeing in context of smut.

So yeah that’s about it, I know hi, it’s been what, eleventy bajillion years since the beginning of this ask, I am so so so sorry for being this difficult, and really, LIKE SERIOUSLY, except for my squicks you are more than welcome to just skip past everything else, since I’m not really that hard to please, as long as the no-no’s are not there in what I read and the dynamic I asked for is even just vaguely followed I will be really really really happy and really I just want you to have fun writing whatever you feel like cooking up, I’m superrrr excited to see your interpretation of my request!!!

[Also Please please send me another ask clarifying you got my answer and also telling me I haven't frightened you with this long ass rambling list of okay’s and no-no’s bc honestly I am just anxiously debating if I should answer this ask like this or yeet half of it and vaguely rewrite the answer.]

Hope you have a great day lovely!! I am once again sorry for being this difficult. ✨💖🤝🏾