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EVENT POLL: 30-WOMAN ROYAL RUMBLE FOR FICTIONAL CHARACTERS TIME!
EDIT: LuciNA! Typo, it’s obviously not supposed to be Lucian.
EDIT: I might’ve worded this weirdly. You’re voting to save a character, not to eliminate.
#fictional royal rumble#royal rumble#yor forger#carol danvers#lucina#michone grimes#dana scully#sidney prescott#robin scherbatsky#kc cooper#spy x family#marvel#fire emblem#the walking dead#the x files#scream#how i met your mother#kc undercover#tumblr polls#polls#fandom polls#character polls#poll time#wrestling#wrestling polls#poll game#hyper specific poll#WWE#professional wrestling#pro wrestling
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I'm sort of toying with the idea of perhaps seeing if I could intern as an assistant to a pro handler next year... or simply apply to be one... I have multiple acquaintances who are pro handlers or who work closely with them, and I have their personal contact, and they live within 45 minutes of me, so I don't think reaching out would necessarily hurt... obviously not at this time because the big show in Florida is coming up and that is simply too soon and I do not think I can travel to Florida... but it is something I have been considering.
#i have two friends who are sending their dogs off with handlers coming up soon...#i know one of said handlers and he has been very kind to me...#the other handlers are pretty breed/group specific but have been nothing but kind and patient with me as well.#regardless#since shows are done* in the state for the year (*besides ukc which is not remotely my preferred kc)#i have time to think#i do intend on acquiring a suit between now and our big show#so i can look presentable#since i feel as though i get torn a new one about my appearance every time i go to a show#(not this show everyone was very sweet)#'well why do you hate ukc if you kept getting told youre not dressed professionally enough for akc' listen.#i contain multitudes.
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"I'm not sure you can see this, but Angel Shay, she's got "All Slay" there on her posterior."
"All Slay" Angel Shay & Trey V. "The Marksman" Gerard Jaworski & The Dragon Ninja - On YouTube
#angel says things#angel shay#kcxw#festival latino kc#wrestling#professional wrestling#lgbtq wrestling#lgbtqia+#trans#nonbinary#queer#video
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An Interview with Professional Wrestler Wrex Amadeus
Watching professional wrestlers rise from their humble beginnings to eventually winning championships is incredibly rewarding, especially when you’ve been following their journey for months or even years. One such wrestler I’ve seen take that upward trajectory is none other than… well, I guess he’ll make me say it… “Sexy” Wrex Amadeus. I remember when he was on the receiving end of a brutal…
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#amadeus#Arkansas#Central States Wrestling#CSW#Interview#Kansas#KC#Mid States Wrestling#missouri#MSW#pro wrestling#professional#Tri-States Wrestling#TSW#with#wrestler#Wrestling#wrex
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also i have Got to watch more rossini at some point. i've only seen barbiere and cenerentola and i enjoyed them and every overture i've had to play so far
#sasha speaks#i'll take suggestions for what to throw on my to watch list next after trovatore and rigoletto#i kinda love that dan is a Professional (tm) he's played in a lot of shit and i can talk opera with him during rehearsal breaks#i was complaining abt cosi at the KC last year and he just Understood lmao.
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CALLING ALL WRITERS 💗🤓✍️📕📝✏️
Hello! My name is KC Malik and I’m a published writer, indie game developer and editor with over eight years of experience in the writing field. While most of my editing experience has been completely pro-bono, I’d like to offer up my experience to the #writeblr and tumblr interactive fiction communities!
As of right now, I’m working as a game developer on my text-based game Larkin while pursuing a master’s degree in English Education and working as a professional writing tutor. As well as editing my own writing, I’ve worked with editors before and I know what an absolute beast it can be to face such a wall of text. I’ve edited academic work, fiction, fanfics, poems, resumes and cover letters (and of course, interactive fiction 😉) and I would love to help you make your work the best it can be :) With this I offer a variety of packages for editing (all payments through PayPal!)
Please reach out if you’d like to see samples of my work!
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#interactive fiction#editing#writing#writable#editor needed#editor wanted#beta request#beta reader#fiction#author on tumblr#author#game writing#video game writing
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As The Snow Falls - Chapter 8.
Pairing Travis Kelce x Reader
Words 1551
Warnings Strong language, angsty arguments, mentions of trauma.
CHAPTER 7
CHAPTER 8
"What?" You craned your neck to look at Travis, his eyes serious and sincere.
"Come to Kansas City tomorrow." He repeated, "Look, we're leaving in the morning. So the way I see it, we either go our separate ways, or we hang out for a few days more and see what happens?"
You chewed your bottom lip, the excitement building up in your chest. The possibility of spending more time with Travis filled you with an intense feeling of exhilaration that you had never felt before.
Your thoughtful expression quickly moved into a smile, "I would really love to."
Travis' eye's widened and he clenched his fists with triumph, "Alright! Yeah! Wooh!" He bellowed out to the picturesque snow-topped mountains.
You giggled, uncontrollably, "Travis, what are you doing? Cut it out!"
"No way! I want to the world to know, that this incredible girl here..." He held your hand up high into the air, "...has agreed to hang out with me!"
You covered your mouth with your free hand, laughing loudly as the birds fluttered out of the trees from being disturbed by Travis' noise. He enveloped you into a tight embrace and as he placed a small kiss on your forehead, the lift came to halt at the top of the mountain. You wriggled yourself off off the chair and onto the crisp snow, shuffling your skis towards the piste. Travis followed behind you, still grinning from ear to ear.
"Okay. Skiing 101. The most important thing when you...are you paying attention, Travis?"
As you turned around, Travis' eyes quickly moved from your ass to your face.
"Oh, I'm paying attention." He said with a smirk.
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Travis' large hand gave yours a gentle squeeze as you approached the door of the cabin.
"Meet you in the hot tub?" He said, with an attractive gravelly sound in his voice.
You flashed your teeth in a grin, "I'll be there in 10."
Travis raised your hand and pressed a kiss into your knuckles, causing your stomach to flutter. You took a slow breath as you watched him stroll inside, a slight bounce in his step, before making your way through the doorway yourself. Pulling your jacket off, the dry, warm air instantly caused your numbed skin to tingle. You hung your hat and goggles by the coat stand and sauntered into the kitchen in search for a warm drink to defrost you further. As you turned the corner, you noticed Kylie by the coffee maker, stirring her sweetener into the dark black liquid.
"Hey, girl." You sang out to her.
Her head swung around to face you, her long blonde hair tied up into a ponytail, "Here she is! So, how was it?"
"It was nice. Nothing crazy." You said, grabbing a cup from the cupboard above your head. "We talked, we caught up from the last few years, we skied..." You trailed off with a laugh, "He needed a little help in that department. I assumed that because he was a professional athlete, he would be better at skiing, but he just kept falling down and no matter how much I tried to stay upright, he just dragged me down with him. Seriously, I have snow all up in my-"
You quickly stopped your rambling and turned to the coffee maker when you noticed Kylie raising her eyebrows as you rambled on. She pressed her lips together, anticipation filling her eyes, "Did he ask you?"
"Did he ask...wait, what?"
Kylie tapped the spoon on the edge of the cup, "Trav tells Jason everything and Jason tells me everything." She turned around and rested her lower back on the counter top, "So, did he ask you?"
You filled your cup with the steaming coffee, "Yes. Yes he did."
"And?"
"And...I'm going to KC with Travis tomorrow."
Kylie let out a loud squeal, her knees almost buckling with excitement, "Oh my God, I love this!"
You looked at her wide eyes, "Will you calm down?"
"I can't! This is exciting!" Kylie nudged you with her elbow as she brought the coffee cup to her lips, "He really likes you, Y/N."
A soft glow appeared on your cheeks, "I really like him." You said in an almost whisper.
Kylie looked as if she was ready to burst with happiness, "Eeeeeee!" She squeaked as quietly as she could. "I think this is a really good idea. Trav is a great guy and he's going to treat you so well."
Your eyes creased from your wide smile, "I know, I feel good about this."
She carefully placed her coffee down onto the kitchen top and pulled you into her side for a hug. You rested your head on her shoulder and noticed Jasmine lingering at the doorway.
"I don't like the vibe that I get from her." Kylie said in a low voice.
You watched as she paced, occasionally checking her watch, "Jas is...complicated. She's been my friend for years." You shrugged.
You caught her eye and she seemed surprised to see you, her mouth dropping open slightly and her eyebrows raising. She hastily walked towards you, a forced smile on her face, "You're back!"
"Yep!" You said plainly.
She sighed, "Where's Travis? I was hoping to catch him." She turned her head, searching the room.
"He's gone to get changed for the hot tub."
"Oh!" She said excitedly, "Awesome. Well, I'll go and do the same. I'm sure you wouldn't mind me joining you."
You sensed that Jasmine wasn't asking you. She was telling you.
"Uhhh...n-no. It's fine." You stuttered.
As she turned away, Kylie took a small step forward, "No, wait...I'm sorry. Jasmine, is it?"
A lump formed in your throat and Jasmine rolled her eyes slightly, but enough for you to notice.
"I think maybe we should leave Y/N and Travis to it. You know, let them have some time alone?" Kylie smiled.
"Alone time?" Jasmine scoffed, "They've been together all day. Just saying, she needs to learn to share."
"I'm stood right here, Jasmine. Please don't talk about me like I'm not."
Jasmine rolled her eyes again, "Babe, seriously. It's not that deep. Maybe you just need to relax."
"And maybe you need to fucking back off?" Kylie's voice grew louder, her frustration building.
You stepped forward and held your hands out, "Okay, okay...I'm not here to start any drama. I don't want that."
"Tell your little bodyguard here to watch her mouth." Jasmine spat back to you whilst her eyes were fixed on Kylie.
"Jasmine-"
"Y/N, I don't understand why you feel the need to do this again?" Jasmine said calmly.
Your eyebrows knitted together in confusion, "Do what again?"
"This. It's like Aaron all over again."
"Aaron? What the fuck does Aaron have to do with anything?" Your throat was closing at the mention of his name, but your fought back the tears. They were tears of anger, not sadness, but you didn't want to give Jasmine the satisfaction.
"You knew I was into him. But you were so jealous of how close we were, you had to swoop in and steal him for me."
You exhaled a laugh, "Jealous? Are you...oh my fucking God! Are you kidding me?"
"You're not denying it."
Your eyes blinked wildly, "Because it's ridiculous! You know what I went through with Aaron. No, I didn't steal him from you as you seem to think. You're fucking welcome to him. What is crazy is that you're so self-centred you think any of this is about you."
Jasmine shrugged a single shoulder and rolled her eyes for the third time.
"And you can roll your eyes all you want, Jasmine, but the truth is I like Travis, and Travis likes me. Now, I'm sorry if you felt like you had a shot at him but you don't, okay? And no amount of snotty comments or pushing me around is going to change that. Because I'm done with it."
Jasmine widened her eyes, "Excuse me?"
"You heard me. I'm done with it. I'm done with you." Your chest was filling with rage, "I've held my fucking tongue for years now. But I'm done."
You could feel Kylie's stare burning into the side of your head but you held your gaze forward, waiting for Jasmine's response. She chewed on the inside of her cheek, arms folded across her body and her eyes unblinking. You could feel your chest getting heavy and the blood rushing to your face, adrenaline pumping furiously through your entire body.
The silence was broken by an exasperated sigh from Jasmine. She glanced towards Kylie before spinning around quickly and disappearing without a word. As soon as she was gone, you swore your legs were about to give way and clung onto Kylie's arm to stop yourself from collapsing on the floor.
"Oh my God! That was insane!" Kylie laughed as she held you upright, "Fuck Y/N, I'm so proud of you!"
"I've wanted to say something for so long, she can't treat people the way she does." Your voice trembled, "Thank you so much for standing up for me."
"Hell no, girl! That was all you!" Kylie turned you to face her, her fingers clinging onto your shoulders, "You're so brave and strong and a fucking badass! Now go and get your guy!"
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Oooooooh! Not a whole lot of Travis in this one, I know! But she needed to be told! This story is coming to a close now so I'll be moving onto my request list, so plenty of more fics are coming!!! Let me know if you want to be added to my Taglist so you don't miss anything!!
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#travis kelce x reader#travis kelce imagine#kelce x reader#nfl imagine#original story#travis kelce fic#travis kelce#travis kelce fluff#nfl fluff#travis kelce smut#travis kelce angst#nfl smut#nfl angst#nfl fic
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My perspective on "kategate" is rooted in personal & professional (American) experiences. Perhaps this post will help someone.
My Charles- Catherine theory:
Charles' Cancer diagnosis was not entirely unexpected
BRF is hoping for the best AND preparing for the worst
In My imagination: Before the Coronation, Wills & Kate revisited their checklist of major things to do before Wills becomes king: Kate's surgery was on that list. Charles feeling "unwell" sped up the timing of what may have been Catherine's "future" surgery.
A planned (disruptive) medical event scheduled to fit the best time in the life of a princess who is the future queen consort & mother of his heir.
What the world knew:
BRF Major Health Updates
PROSTATE Procedure -king
Benign ABDOMINAL surgery -wife of king's heir (princess)
Results
Undisclosed location of malignancy-king
Successful surgery. Medical leave of absence (at minimum) through Easter-princess
Protocols
Weekly (undisclosed) "treatments" & crowd control -king
Discharged home to Windsor to continue recovery-princess
Prognosis
Caught early (intentional slip via Rishi)-KC
Making good progress-Princess
Princess well enough to travel to her Amner home w/husband & kids for school break
What the Media Heard
What the Media Did...
Tumblr to the Media: stop feeding the sewer squad!
I've personally experienced a medical talk: "at some point in your life, you should PLAN x (a very disruptive) operation"
"We advise you to make PLANS to undergo x surgery, preferably before the age of your mother's x. Pick the best time for your busy schedule and lifestyle as it will be a major disruption. It's prophylactic so there's no rush and of course this is a recommendation, but studies show that it will prevent you from developing x or at minimum, significantly decrease the probability of you ever developing x, a life threatening malignancy. Sorry, we cannot tell you when, but just PLAN to do it when it fits your (busy) lifestyle & schedule."
Me during "the talk"
Me listening to 2nd 3rd 4th opinions
Sometimes our PLANS get interrupted
"In the end, everything will be okay. If it's not okay, it's not the end."
How did the British media vultures ignore "Keep Calm and Carry On"
Many members of this family have been treated for malignancies and other life threatening illnesses and yet they have remained tight lipped.
Perhaps King Charles had a recurrence or even developed a malignancy secondary to previous adjuvant treatments. No one needs to know the location of his tumor.
Perhaps Catherine's procedure was not prophylactic. She could have been uncomfortable for a very long time. No one needs to know Catherine's diagnosis.
I do want them to be well & become humble servants of Christ Jesus, like Queen Elizabeth.
Open to hearing corrections & thoughts.
#get well soon#keep calm and carry on#brf#king charles cancer#king charles#prince and princess of wales#kate#catherine the princess of wales
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“Writing class”
Ms Hamilton: in honor of the Tales from the Other Sides production going on in Pilgrim World which this season is focused on various cryptids your assignment is to write about a cryptid. Or make one up
Xavier: what is a cryptid?
Wednesday: an animal that has been claimed to exist but never proven to exist. Contrary to popular belief, cryptids don't have to be supernatural, mythical or even all that strange—though many popular creatures acquire these characteristics as their legends grow.
Xavier: and what does that have to do with the show? It’s about Devil’s Night. The episode is literally called Devil’s Night
Wednesday: the creature is based on the Jersey Devil
Xavier: the what? Is that even a thing?
Wednesday: it is. It is the reason the New Jersey hockey team is called The Devils
Xavier: Doug said the design is kinda dumb
Wednesday: oh? Are you on a first name basis with Mr Johnson now? I did make some embellishments in my description in order to make it more adaptable to a person in a suit less computer generated effect but it would still be recognizable as the Jersey Devil to those who know. Which Mr Johnson it seems is not one of those
Ms Hamilton: that is enough speculation about the show
Kent: Wednesday isn’t speculating. She wrote the story the script is based on
Ms Hamilton: it’s written by KC Rowling
Kent: the script is. It’s based on a story that was chosen in a fan submission contest. I submitted one
Wednesday: you did?
Kent: I did. Didn’t win obviously
Ms Hamilton: that is enough. Please take the rest of class to start your assignment
Kent passed a note to Wednesday
-so how do you think he’s gonna incorporate you?
Wednesday wrote her answer passing it back to Kent
-Ugh do I even want to know?
Kent snickered
-I’m gonna write about a merman befriending Nessie
Wednesday rolled her eyes
-hmm Perhaps a chupacabra terrorizing a professional wrestler’s tequila plant
Kent snickered again
-I’m sure Bianca will let us know about Xavier’s work
#wednesday addams#enid sinclair#enid x wednesday#wenclair#wednsday addams#enid and wednesday#wednesday x enid#wenclair au#xavier thorpe#kent wednesday
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Anon that asked about my take on Joe & Ja'Marr here we go. Sorry I accidentally deleted the Ask as I tried to post this once and it messed up. 🙃
I do want to start by saying I'm not into college football like I am the NFL. I'm more of a casual college football watcher and some weekends may not watch it all. I knew who Joe was in 2019 but really didn't know much else about LSU. In Cincinnati, teams in the SEC aren't on people's radar like Ohio State & UC (when they are good). Most of my Joe/Ja'Marr observations have came from their professional careers and from interviews and stuff I went back and watched from LSU.
I think I see it as a big brother/little brother dynamic. They look out for each other and Ja'Marr looks up to Joe. Joe helped Ja'Marr learn how to watch and dissect film after games. Ja'Marr teases Joe and can get away with it where a lot of other teammates can't. Joe is the serious one who's all business most of the time and Ja'Marr can come in and lighten the mood and get Joe to relax a little. Joe does internalize a lot of things and takes responsibility for any bad game. I think Ja'Marr helps him get past that and not let Joe get too much in his own head. I also feel like they can be around each other and not say much and just being in each other's presence is enough and no words are needed.
It is kind of funny that after other NFL teams saw the success that Joe & Ja'Marr were having, their bright idea was..."hey, just go get a wide receiver our QB played with in college and we'll be like the Bengals!" It hasn't really worked out for the other teams like it has Cincinnati. The relationship between Joe & Ja'Marr wasn't forced, it was built organically and that it isn't something that can just be replicated by anyone.
I also think it's great how close their families are and it's kind of funny both their dads are named Jimmy. Before the Saints game in 2022, I saw a media member (I cant remember exactly who) say they showed Ja'Marr's mom a pic of Joe walking in the stadium wearing Ja'Marr's LSU jersey as she had no idea that was happening until they told her and showed her the pic. They said she immediately got tears in her eyes.🥹 I think anyone curious about Joe and Ja'Marr's relationship should go check out any interviews Jimmy B. & Jimmy C. have done together as they give some insight on their sons. There are several on YouTube.
This article was really good that came out right before the Super Bowl in 2022 (💔) about their friendship.
I also am attaching some visual aids I find fun. The Tiktok video is from the KC game in January when Joe didn't play and Ja'Marr was having words with KC's whole defense. Someone said something to Ja'Marr after the game when they were walking back to the locker room and Joe didn't seem to appreciate it. He looked like he wanted to try UFC moves on someone even with a bad wrist.
In closing, I feel like they are both fiercely loyal to each other and their friendship is really important to them. I do hope someday we get an interview with them together as it would be fascinating to actually see their dynamic. Maybe we'll see some of that on Hard Knocks this season.
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a series of tweets i found helpful and informative today re: joe's performance
so in summary: he wasn't throwing deep balls and it's hard to know why. he said in the presser that the patriots D "took the deep options away" and maybe that's true. but in that first tweet you can see that both ja'marr and yoshi are in single man coverage and breaking free. but joe doesn't even try to hit them. it's tempting to blame pass protection (as it has so often been the issue) but the pass protection was actually pretty good, some of the best of joe's professional career. but he honestly just looked spooked?! which i wouldn't blame him for, psychologically overcoming injuries is just as important and probably just as tedious as overcoming them physically. i imagine that can only improve with more reps.
saw a lot of people also blaming the wrist itself, and maybe that's true! he wouldn't say he was 100% last week and said he still has good and bad days. but it also doesn't seem like it really was affecting his throws at all, shallow intermediate or deep. the announcers certainly pointed out that he was fiddling with his wrist/shaking it around (and GASP wearing a glove!), but he's been doing that all training camp. what they showed on the broadcast was likely just him breaking up scar tissue.
so who knows! a lot went wrong in this game. play calling and scheme, run defense (although i also saw some tweets about how our D-line did well, our secondary still can't tackle though!), sloppy and undisciplined plays from everyone, along with some of joe's decision making (he also had some great plays! listed above!) we start slow, it just seems to be a given at this point. and i hope we can fix it. we have a track record of doing so, and you know the boys are pissed and watching the tape to see how they can improve. maybe they can fix it by the time we get to KC?
#why yes i was on twitter all day instead of focusing on work - how could you tell#a lot of these guys are my go-to experts on twitter because they do tend to be more informed and less sensational/reactive#than the average 'twitter expert' at least#i find it so so interesting how yeah you can blame joe's slow starts on injuries#but also his processing just does not seem as good in the beginning of every season as it gets towards the end#this man needs reps! and then he becomes amazing!#hopefully we get there sooner with more participation in training camp this year#also lol i'm basically writing all this just to get my thoughts out and comfort myself#you do not need to read this and probably it doesn't make sense anyway!
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what your MCD/MYS fave says about YOU
from my jurygarroth experience
aphmau
endangered species. mostly on aphtwt?
tend to be younger
and also a little more defensive of your favs, not like picking fights but sensitive to negativity and avoid it at all costs
diaries fan? zoeymau. mystreet fan? aarmau
garroth
professional mcd overthinkers, physically unable to stop talking about analysis and interpretations. especially betrayal arc.
very emotional fans
garroth boobies
poly garlaurmau believers
have beef with laurance fans but like laurance
laurance
almost always more of a diaries fan
talkative. most vocal in a shooting the shit way
ginger laurance enjoyer. you’ll draw laurance with orange hair and at least 1 green eye until the end
long tumultuous history with laurmau as a diaries fan or garrance as a mystreet fan
have beef with garroth fans but neutral on garroth
dante
dante angst lockdown good heavens what are you guys doing to him!!
you project onto him a lot don't you.
mostly mystreet fans but you’ll also defend his diaries version with your life
danvis and/or daaron
lucinda
you’re gay
made you realize you like women
pretty quiet all things considered? not usually someone's #1 fav but everyone likes her so she's always high up on their lists
adore her voice actress. her voice is one of the reasons she caught your eye
katelyn
yeah you’re gay
also made you realize you like women
usually the most well-adjusted people, have nuanced takes
you project onto her don't you
travlyn is a comfort ship but you pick the parts of their dynamic you like
travis
you are just joyful peppy people
have a very obvious type in favorite characters, more often than not your favs are filled with other "silly guys with hidden depth" types
ninjago fans??? wonder why that is
trans travis enjoyers
aaron
mostly mystreeters
nobody gets him but you. you look into him and see the characterization he was robbed of and you want to save him
you guys have a lot of thoughts.
aaron boobies
derek lycan HATER derek lycan DEATH PENALTY
zane
literally all of you act a certain way and I don’t know how to explain it. not in a bad way but YOU ALL HAVE THE SAME BRAIN
whether it's zanana zanki zanus zanvis zanemau you have a zane otp that you will put your life on the line for
you want to see him slay. drawing him in indulgent outfits forever
you've put some kinda gender into him
kc
big fan of pink
put a lot of effort into making your online profiles look nice. terminally online and a little silly
involved in or appreciator of some type of subculture fashion like scene, emo, gyaru, lolita etc
usually also a zane liker
vylad
incredibly specific about vylad characterization and vylad headcanons you’ve imagined his whole life’s story in your mind already
obsessed with ro'meave family backstory
your nonbinary.
vylance believers
gene
you have a massive crush on him don’t you
#DONT JUMP ME i'm not trying to slander anyone i just did this for funsies#if your fave isn't here it's because there's too few of you to get a read. be more annoying!!#aphmau#aphblr#court in session
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An Interview With Professional Wrestler Dr. Isin
In the world of professional wrestling, it’s not uncommon to see people moonlighting as wrestlers straight from their “day jobs.” We’ve had wrestling trash men, wrestling IRS agents, wrestling dentists, and even wrestling lumberjacks. One of the most notorious figures in this area is the sometimes nefarious “Hypothetical Specialist” Dr. Isin. A decorated physician with numerous honorary…
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#dr.#Interview#isin#kansas city#KC#missouri#MO#NBW#New Breed Wrestling#pro wrestling#professional#TCW#trailblazer#Tri States#Tri-States Wrestling#TSW#with#wrestler#Wrestling
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KC ready for a day of emotional support-- I have to go to a professional development workshop today (Sunday school starts back up end of August!)
#buddy posts#p: kc#stuffed animal#stuffed animals#allplush#safeplush#plushie#plush#douglas#douglas cuddle toys
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kc + caroline has MANY complaints about klaus but her biggest one is that the only time he responds to her follow up emails is to ask whether something is illegal
Per My Last Email || Klaroline
Weirdly canon-esque, and I have no defense. But we all know Klaus would be Caroline's neediest client.
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Dear Mr. Mikaelson:
Per the agreement you signed, my services have been retained for legal representation on your accumulated traffic tickets ONLY. Please note that these emails fall under attorney-client privilege, but you should still avoid excessive details that would test my standing as an officer of the court. I trust that you will respect my professional boundaries, as difficult as that will be for you. To make sure I have all the relevant information at hand, please forward me the details of your current ID, vehicle descriptions, and all license numbers.
As your court date is tomorrow, please respond as soon as possible. Otherwise, I would highly recommend paying your tickets before 9 a.m. via the online portal. My retainer fee, however, is nonrefundable.
ID, vehicle descriptions, and license numbers, ASAP.
Best,
Caroline Forbes Salvatore
Attorney, MF Group
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Sweetheart, settle a bet for me. Kol insists his baseball bat is considered a deadly weapon, but surely it's just the force with which he can wield the bat that makes it deadly - therefore, its presence alone cannot be considered "assault with a deadly weapon."
A speedy answer would be appreciated, I just noticed the local bar installed a security camera that may limit your legal arguments after the fact.
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And don't think I didn't notice the "Salvatore" in your signature.
I did.
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Dear Mr. Mikaelson,
My married name is registered with the state bar association and a matter of public record. In fact, my ability to practice in Louisiana is predicated on the fact that "Caroline Forbes Salvatore" holds a valid law degree and active license. If you have a problem with that, please feel free to retain other representation.
That said, I do want to remind you that I may advise on hypothetical legal scenarios, but will not abet any illegal activity such as assault with a deadly weapon. The threatening manner in which you imply your brother might wield a baseball bat, hypothetically, would be enough to enhance any assault charges possibly caught on camera.
As your lawyer, I don't recommend putting these hypotheticals in writing, and I really don't recommend letting Kol loose on New Orleans with a bat. Hypothetically, the whole city has cameras and it's a miracle certain activities haven't come to light. Yet.
Since you failed to send me the necessary details before your court date, I asked Elijah. You're welcome for getting the parking tickets dismissed, by the way, even though your behavior in court was detrimental to your case. The judge was not amused by your sense of humor, and neither was I. To prevent a repeat performance, I would suggest storing your luxury sports car in your massive compound instead of literally the middle of a pedestrian plaza. Just a thought.
Elijah has also taken care of your court fees and my incidentals since I had to void your last payment. Next time, please just pay the invoice. You don't tip your lawyer.
Best,
Caroline Forbes Salvatore
Attorney, MF Group
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Love - quick question. Rebekah is throwing a bit of a tantrum and stole the doppelgänger blood I had stored. Is this a civil suit situation, or can I press criminal charges? Honestly, I think she'd have a lark in prison, but I think the inconvenience would be consequence enough for her to feel my ire.
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Mr. Mikaelson,
Again, I'm sure this is a hypothetical situation where your sister, who lives in your shared family domicile and therefore has rights to whatever is stored inside, takes something of no actual value, such as human blood stored for medical study and nothing else, then - hypothetically - a grown man with substantial resources like yourself can surely see that neither a civil suit nor criminal charges would be wise to file. None of those details of a...supernatural...sort would belong in the public record.
Not to mention, sending your sister to prison would only get me and several other people killed.
Hypothetically.
Seriously, I'm too busy for this, and I'm not even on retainer anymore. I will be sending Elijah an invoice for this email communication.
Best,
Caroline Forbes Salvatore
Attorney, MF Group
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I've wired a retainer fee directly to your account. And since you're on the payroll, I have some paperwork to go through. Working dinner? I'll buy.
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Caroline: Klaus, you cannot send me a million dollars in a personal check.
Klaus: Clearly, I can. Dinner?
Caroline: ...
Caroline: ...
Klaus: I'm thinking Italian.
Caroline: If you think this counts as a retainer fee, I do not have the time to explain how wrong you are, but I will if I have to. To be clear, that is a threat, and you know I will follow through, complete with slide deck and appendices. If you would indeed like to retain my services for the family, Elijah and I have already worked through an initial contract with LIMITS, you absolute ass. All official business will go through him, I swear, or you will regret it.
Caroline: Again, that is a threat.
Klaus: So, see you at eight?
Caroline: ...
Caroline: I'm donating the money you sent.
Caroline: But yeah, Italian sounds good.
Klaus: Change your email signature.
Caroline: Don't push it.
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Welcome back to kc’s redacted hcs! Lasko’s listener edition!
(my listeners design is gender neutral btw!)
I LOVEE @claracatlady design for Lasko’s listener! I love the outfits/aesthetics so much
I feel like they would kinda be a hippie
not the kind of privileged white hippie that appropriates stuff from closed practices and cultures.
But as in a lover of nature and an activist for social issues, especially being a teacher at DAMN who wants to make positive change
in terms of style and personality, very kind and laid back
would get along so well with Huxley
I love fashion so I’m always thinking about clothes for the characters + their listeners
they have a hippie/70s inspired style :)
not in like a lazy pjs way, as they do work in a professional setting. more like a cool art teacher kinda vibe.
Their clothes are very beautiful. Long skirts/pants with delicate beadwork and rows of tiny mirrors sewn onto the hem. colorful scarves with metallic threading. Wears a lot of unique vintage and shops from small businesses
def a maximalist when it comes to jewelry! lots of layering different necklaces and cool vintage pieces. Always wearing bangles/bracelets and rings that Lasko loves to fidget with
has an air diffuser + scented candles in their classroom so it always smells nice
i feel like they’re a really understanding teacher and try their best to help their students understand concepts
i also think they meditate and journal
this is super long I rlly feel like Lasko now😅 tyy for reading!
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