#kaze-clinik

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"RITSUKA LISTEN TO ME. YOU NEED TO STOP FUCKING EVERYONE. HALF OUR SUPPORT STAFF ARE MILFS NOW. WE CANNOT RUN THIS OPERATION WHEN YOU'VE DOUBLED OUR PERSONNEL WITH YOUR DICK. RITSUKA. RITSUKA LISTEN. YOU GOTTA LEARN TO PULL OUT. JESUS CHRIST."

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User avatar level 2 BobtheBac0n · 2 days ago "BUT THEY'RE ALL SO FUCKING HOT! WOMEN ARE AMAZING, AND THEY'RE A WOMAN AMONG WOMEN! I WANNA BE A GOOD FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS, A GOOD HUSBAND, AND A GOOD FATHER TO THEM AND OUR KIDS!"

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User avatar level 3 Genprey · 2 days ago

Albrecht-face "FOR THE LOVE OF GOETIA, RITSUKA, THANKS TO YOUR STUNT, THE HALLS ARE CROWDED WITH FEMALE SERVANTS AND FERGUS WAITING FOR 'THEIR TURN'! WE'RE ALREADY GETTING GRILLED FOR SUMMONING ALL THESE EXTRA CLASSES, HOW DO YOU THINK WE'LL LOOK WHEN ONE MAN BREAKS ALL CONVENTIONS AND IMPREGNATES THE ENTIRETY OF THE THRONE OF HEROES!?"

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User avatar level 4 Zenom · 2 days ago Fergus: I taught that boy well.

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User avatar level 5 Suru_LovesHentai OP · 2 days ago First Cu now Fujimaru

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User avatar level 4 DiceCubed1460 · 2 days ago The children of half the historical and mythical heroes just running around in modern day bc Guda couldn’t keep it in his pants.

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User avatar level 5 Anadaere · 2 days ago Zeus: sheds tear We lost to a great rival. I'm so proud

Kirsch: And why are you a woman now? Zeus? ZEUS?

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User avatar level 6 MetroSimulator · 2 days ago DAYBIIIT, ZEUS TURNED INTO A WOMAN AND IS SEDUCING RITSUKA, DAYBIIIIIT

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User avatar level 7 AstralPamplemousse · 2 days ago He’s simply scouting the competition

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User avatar level 7 BlackMan9693 · 2 days ago Have this poor man's gold 🥇🪙 lmao. It's been quite a while since I came across a Kirsch panic comment.

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User avatar level 8 MetroSimulator · 1 day ago No worries I loved that joke, wanted more tho. 😉

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User avatar level 7 sorcerer86pt · 2 days ago Wodine, He's rizzing female ORT

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User avatar level 7 Hp22h · 2 days ago Batter Up! I mean, he turned into a bull and a shower of piss one time. Honestly, this is the least weird way he could have gone about it…

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User avatar level 7 ImRinKagamine · 1 day ago

Saber the only best blonde waifu. Sheeesh

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User avatar level 5 Embarrassed-Ad1509 · 2 days ago Wait, doesn’t that make Gudao the new Zeu-aaand I’m stopping myself right there.

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User avatar level 4 tsukaistarburst · 2 days ago I want Gudao to impregnate all the servants, honestly. Let's just make this the Danganronpa Bad End with more people.

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User avatar level 5 ozne1 · 2 days ago dead inside I give up restoring humanity, lets create a new one.

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User avatar level 6 Sherezade_III Cake day · 2 days ago :Okita: Okita fan-raptor Goetia: THAT WAS MY IDEA BUT NoOoOo ~ ! HE'S THE BAD GUY FOR DOING THAT, LETS F#$KING KILL HIM, AN THEN THIS ONE APPEARS AND EVERYONE WANTS HIS PENIS !

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User avatar level 5 Jovahexeon-Ranvexeon · 2 days ago

:Suzuka: Context to said ending?

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User avatar level 6 version15 · 2 days ago

"Welcome to my World" Basically the very few remaining students accept a life inside the school and Aoi gets knocked up multiple times lol. It's not really a serious ending though

I fucking love Davinci basically scolding her son for knocking up one of their best geniuses on their team, a part of the Chaldean family, and now they gotta raise a baby while also saving the world.

I can also imagine that, Ritsuka probably wasn't exactly given much choice to pull out given how many women in Chaldea have more strength than him or have access to strength enhancing magic

Da Vinci: YOU NEED TO WEAR PROTECTION FROM NOW ON

Ritsuka: But I used my Emergency Evade…

Da Vinci: AND LOOK HOW MUCH GOOD THAT DID

YOU THINK I DIDNT TRY?! SHE LEG LOCKED ME WHILE USING REINFORCEMENT! HOW DO YOU WANT ME TO PULL OUT?!

To be fair with how strong these girls are pulling out might not be an option, like can you imagine if it was Barghest or Kiara? You wouldn’t have much of a choice if they didn’t want you to move

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User avatar level 1 ShadowxDark87_Gaming · 1 day ago That's curious… Da Vinci (Rider) it's the servant with highest bond in my chaldea xD

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User avatar level 1 YuudaiJP · 1 day ago Ritsuka:Look! I'm like, what a 16/18 year old male, surrounded by beautiful women all the time. My hormones keep kicking in….. what am I supposed to do, Da-Vinci?

Da-Vinci : I don't know…..maybe wait until you're older or until the world order is finally restored.

Ritsuka: And how long do I have to wait until everything goes back to normal?

Da-Vinci: ahem…..

Ritsuka: Yeah! That what I thought. Now excuse I have to date with Jeanne right now and then at another date with Sith at 4 pm, and then I'm sleeping with Kiyo at 8 pm.

Da-Vinci: Wait, do you have a freaking schedule for this?

Ritsuka: pulls a long list Oh, this is just for today. Tomorrow, I have…..

Da-Vinci: STOP! I'm done. You can do whatever you like!.

Tomoe: Man, master you're life make a good/crappy VN, you know.

Osakabehime: or you're typical harem manga.

[cosmosrival]

OOKU FINALE [PART 2] (1/2)

Go here for PART 1 ! Go here for the second part of PART 2 !

PHEW THERE IT IS !!!! The big Ooku collab between Clinik and i !!! He had this idea of a comic with gramps at the end of Ooku and how it’d affect the outcome and i ended up dumping Kama lore on him after talking about how both Beasts are different and... YEAH. THIS HAPPENED. Hope you enjoy !!!

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@kaze-clinik Gianni Ryder.

I think the true measure of a person’s character is this: in a game with a character creater, do you:

A) just use the default

B) recreate yourself

C) recreate a popular character

D) make your oc

E) just make whatever looks the coolest/prettiest

F) monster factory that shit

[megashadowdragon]

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Davinci: HOW MANY TIMES DO I GOTTA TEACH YOU THIS LESSON YOUNG MAN!!!!!????

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User avatar level 2 Kirby0189 · 8 hr. ago Astolfo is very based Gudao: "I love the young people! …That came out wrong."

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User avatar level 3 No_Wait_3628 · 8 hr. ago I'll keep the MILFs!

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User avatar level 4 Xaldror · 7 hr. ago :Raikou: nine months later

Raikou: Kintoki, say hello to your new baby brother!

Da Vinci: Pile Drives Ritsuka

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User avatar level 5 UmbralUmbreon · 7 hr. ago A very basic simp Damned if you do, damned if you do

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User avatar level 6 GM900 · 5 hr. ago Do or Do it! There is no Do not.

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User avatar level 5 Do_it_for_the_upvote · 5 hr. ago Unapologetic Luvia/Shirou shipper Gudao: “Joke’s on you, Duhbinchi, I’m into pegging, too!”

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User avatar level 4 ImRinKagamine · 7 hr. ago

Saber the only best blonde waifu. Me too

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User avatar level 4 Do_it_for_the_upvote · 5 hr. ago Unapologetic Luvia/Shirou shipper Kiara: “Silly boy. He thinks he’ll be keeping me, but it is I who will be keeping him.”

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User avatar level 3 No_Discipline750 · 8 hr. ago Bro nah

NAH

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User avatar level 3 Felab_ · 7 hr. ago Obviously Ritsuka should rizz Da Vinci then she would have no right to complain ! 👺

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User avatar level 2 ArtoriaOfAlbion · 7 hr. ago A year later…

Da Vinci, eyes twitching: Did. You. Have. To. Knock. Up. Nearly. All. Of. The. Tam Lin. And Mash. And Britomart. And Artoria Avalon?!

Gudao, backing away towards the aforementioned women who were each holding a baby in their arms: Would you believe me if I said they were all accidents?

Da Vinci preparing her Pile Bunker: No. No I do not.

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User avatar level 3 Amaegith · 6 hr. ago

insert flair text here Gudao: Do you realize what would happen if I only knocked up one of them?

Da Vinci: ….fair play.

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User avatar level 3 Hp22h · 5 hr. ago Batter Up! Turns out condoms can't survive the… intensity

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User avatar level 1 Noximilien05 · 8 hr. ago Goetia : Truly the disciple of my creator… so tell me Ritsuka, why won’t you fuck my (adoptive) sister ?

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User avatar level 2 Bashin-kun · 8 hr. ago Goetia Redfield?

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User avatar level 2 ExuDeku · 6 hr. ago LAST MASTER OF HUMANITY, FUCK MY (adoptive) SISTER TO CONTINUE THE Redfield ARCHAMAN BLOODLINE

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User avatar level 2 Felab_ · 7 hr. ago Wait, I forgor, who is this sister ?

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User avatar level 3 Noximilien05 · 6 hr. ago · edited 6 hr. ago Mash

I mean… Goetia is King Solomon’s creation and Romani is basically the closest thing Mash had for a dad.

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User avatar level 4 WatanabeYunosuke · 6 hr. ago Which is ironic since Galahad and Lancelot are also connected to King Solomon.

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User avatar level 5 Random-Talking-Mug · 5 hr. ago wait what? how?

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User avatar level 6 MHyde5 · 4 hr. ago In legend Galahad's sword is David's sword, because David is Galahad's ancestor. The rest is proxy.

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User avatar level 2 Hp22h · 5 hr. ago Batter Up! …Best for last?

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User avatar level 1 Suru_LovesHentai OP · 9 hr. ago Thanks to Clinick Case for the Commission and this is a part 2 of Gudao x Sion

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User avatar level 2 -MANGA- · 4 hr. ago :Emiya: :Lambda: Yeah, he has an account here, you can prolly just ping it, right?

/u/ clinikcase

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User avatar level 2 Shadow_3010 · 4 hr. ago Thanks man. Thank you! T_T

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User avatar level 1 Percussion17 · 8 hr. ago Olga Marie, give me strength Fujimaru "Not even Alaya could pull me out" Ritsuka strikes again

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User avatar level 2 warrioroftron · 6 hr. ago Even Excalibur blushes at my grip

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User avatar level 3 Suru_LovesHentai OP · 6 hr. ago Ritsuka is slaying with his Excalibur

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User avatar level 1 Informal-Recipe · 8 hr. ago Whose's the baby in the ceiling?

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User avatar level 2 GM900 · 8 hr. ago Sion and Ritsuka’s first born.

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User avatar level 3 Hp22h · 5 hr. ago Batter Up! With a second in her arms already? Damn, he works quick.

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User avatar level 4 GM900 · 4 hr. ago And two half siblings.

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User avatar level 2 fimmCH98 · 8 hr. ago His and Sion first baby from the previous picture

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User avatar level 2 ShriekingSkull · 2 hr. ago

The gacha laughs as I fail impressed whistle sound effect

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User avatar level 1 ElectricLuxray · 8 hr. ago :medjed: I've said it before, I'll say it again

That man has NO pullout game. He is literally PARKED.

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User avatar level 2 Ryutei · 8 hr. ago You're wrong. He has a god-like pullout game. It's just that the god in question is Zeus.

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User avatar level 3 Loud_Surround5112 · 7 hr. ago Zeus couldn’t pullout with a foot powered car.

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User avatar level 4 Fadriii · 5 hr. ago What in the Yabadaba-doo is a foot powered car?

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User avatar level 5 widdelbandito · 3 hr. ago Foot Border.

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User avatar level 1 GM900 · 8 hr. ago · edited 7 hr. ago MomVinci: Loly me I trusted you to keep that boy in check!!!

LolyVinci: It’s your fault you didn’t had more backup plans in place, now I having to deal with this mess!!!!

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User avatar level 1 Proto-Omega · 8 hr. ago

:Tiamat: FREEDOM! RAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Look, at this point, it's Da Vinci's fault.

You know what he's capable of. Lock him in a room or something. Or make an invention that'll prevent this from happening. Come on, it was you who said that you can just throw him at eldritch threats because he'll end up winning them over with his charm; what did you think would happen with humans!?

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User avatar level 2 SirCaliber · 7 hr. ago Invention to keep this from happening.

So a Chastity Belt?

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User avatar level 3 Proto-Omega · 6 hr. ago

:Tiamat: FREEDOM! RAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Clearly a regular Chastity Belt isn't enough, or this situation would have been resolved by now. They need Da Vinci tech Chastity Belts.

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User avatar level 4 SirCaliber · 6 hr. ago I've got just the thing.

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User avatar level 3 EDNivek · 4 hr. ago

SQ Freeze until Beserker Musashi Wasn't that mash's job?

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User avatar level 1 Raiduo · 8 hr. ago

:Tiamat: Ocean Mama! Take me home… Think of it as a back-up plan to restore humanity just in case the bleaching can't be undone, Lolinci.

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User avatar level 2 Hp22h · 5 hr. ago Batter Up! Going to give Noah a run for their money…

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User avatar level 1 RonaldVexdian · 8 hr. ago Gudao has the Genghis Khan mindsent, bro will spread his seed to every female in Chaldea.

Also hilarious that Nemo is doing the Tail’s gets trolled face.

Ibuki literally offered Ritsuka a marriage where they would be the progenitors of a new world and rewrite the blank surface with their children in her summer event

LOL......Uh, i suppose the servants(female) were first, otherwise Gudao wouldn't had been allowed to walk free until they are.

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User avatar level 1 Ill-Cardiologist-585 · 7 hr. ago rapee they need to like get a cage on him or something 😭

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User avatar level 2 Might-Mediocre · 6 hr. ago Down for the Cielussy You know it’s bad when even you say this

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User avatar level 2 RadiReturnsOnceAgain · 5 hr. ago Living example of Sunk Cost Fallacy Just neuter em and be done with it

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User avatar level 1 KingofGrapes7 · 7 hr. ago Nemo realizing this not an ankoman reality and its Ritsuka getting all the game.

Not pregnancy related but you kinda have to assume Chaldea is a fuck shack given the high stress situations they are always in. You really telling me that none of the female staff wants to fuck Cu or Fergus? Or that the guys don't have private time whenever Boudica walks past them? Some Servants like Medb flat out don't care about normies, sure. But there probably have to be at least a couple staff/Servant flings going on.

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User avatar level 2 ButzK OP · 7 hr. ago · edited 6 hr. ago Was always thinking that too, with the amount of Servants that canonically had tons of sex when they were alive, there's no way that they stopped doing that just because they're in Chaldea. No way Cu Chulainn, the guy who canonically banged 20+ women of all origins including Scathach, her sister and her daughter doesn't have his own little club of girls fawning over him.

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User avatar level 2 Cerebral_Kortix · 6 hr. ago Shirou's One and Only Lorewise, Fergus and Medb at the least are getting some since Fergus has extra keys at the ready to give to anyone at a moment's notice (including men, by the way. Based Fergus) and Medb is… you know.

Melusine is also a Playgirl though only because she's evil and takes joy in the act of heartbreaking due to considering John Grandorder her one true love (whether he agrees or even likes her or not).

EMIYA and Caesar are also implied to get some, though in EMIYA's case it's outside Chaldea with I guess Event Singularity humans since they fade out of existence and he prefers it no strings attached (plus he's heavily traumatized and seems to go out of his way to avoid Sabers, which considering Chaldea is full of them, makes sense he'd leave the whole place.) In Caesar's case, it's implied to be Cleopatra.

Both Merlin and Oberon are also implied to bang, but Oberon's is in fae Britain so it might have just been part of his plan to seem normal, and for Merlin it's seen in Babylonia and nowhere else.

That's as far as it goes from what I can tell.

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User avatar level 3 XxX_TaKuJiLuVr_XxX · 6 hr. ago I am 100000000% convinced that Oberon is a total virgin too disgusted to actually have sex with anybody, and only pretended to have more game than anyone else in Fae Britain for the sake of the act-- He just never actually went through with it, because that'd make him seem too easy and ruin the effect, right?

and anyhow he quickly found out what the ladies of the kingdom really go wild over: balloon art

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User avatar level 3 Ill-Cardiologist-585 · 6 hr. ago rapee holy shit fergus bi king??

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User avatar level 3 Megamage854 · 3 hr. ago Merlin is half Incubus, of course he fucks. The emotions he gets during sex are probably his most common source of emotion.

Though I get the feeling his favored emotion to eat is rage. Just a feeling I get.

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User avatar level 2 Ill-Cardiologist-585 · 6 hr. ago rapee if i worked there i'd be banging like over half of all the servants

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User avatar level 2 NeonNKnightrider · 5 hr. ago Shiroutard Ankoman is actually correct, Astolfo is one of those ‘canonical fuck god’ characters. He fucked a thousand married woman in his original legend

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User avatar level 3 Cerebral_Kortix · 4 hr. ago Shirou's One and Only Partially correct. He's a sex god, but he also isn't a bro code violator.

The reason he goes on his sex train trip in the first place is more to get his friend laid after his heart is broken from his wife cheating on him (kind of ironic that he shows up in NTR doujins considering that) to try to get him to forget about it, and it's implied Astolfo was basically doing it as an uber wingman or threesome style.

It's essentially just Astolfo saying "look, man, all these women cheat too. It's bad it happened to you but you gotta move on. Shit happens."

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Left-most one is Sion (Spoilers for end of Lostbelt 2 or start of Lostbelt 3, I don't remember exactly)

Middle one should be Sylvia (Spoilers for Prologue to Lostbelt)

Right one is Elron (Spoiler for future story chapters that has not been released in NA yet, I think, I didn't want to look too much into it since I also don't want to spoil myself)

[cosmosrival]

OOKU FINALE [PART 2] (2/2)

Go here for PART 1 ! Go here for the first part of PART 2 !

[megashadowdragon]

It is the nature of sentients, I believe. All beings who are conscious of themselves will likely tend towards seeking, weaving and conjuring more stories to keep themselves sane and give each other a modicum of comfort through the painful drudges of life. Even when the world turns to deserts, ashes and mad men by nuclear fire, where the names of Gilgamesh, Heracles and Cu Chulainn have lost all meanings to time; empty names for warlords and brutal soldiers to claim with abandonment. More fables will be made, more tales of heroism will be forgotten as you said, long after we became dust.

Priest, you are right. I do hold my own bias against stories I can not bring to enjoy. Sometimes I just want to live in a world without them. But that would just prove even more of my commonalities to them. The hatred feels empty.

One final word, priest. I call myself agnostic, or even antitheist if the gods themselves appear before me. But I do hold regards for many men of the cloth, for their prowess and determination if not for their virtues. You, for instance, the superhuman always pondering on morality and the rights and logics of life, even as you were about to pommel your enemy. Or that Hansa, taking on Dead Apostles with divine augmentations out of obligations, even as he was jesting with the foe. One particular part-time assassin begging for forgiveness and wishing to not die alone even after beating his enemies. The Scot warrior-priest butchering vampires and choosing to become a Monster of God in his mission, to his greatest rival's regret. The regretful former second-in-command of a brutal slaver empire, scratching out for survival with his allied tribals. He fought against his old demons all days while he was putting more slavers and upstart warbands to the grave. The chaplain that had to guide his accursed brothers towards certain death, even as he was battling the same, all-consuming madness within him. Or the one who had to grant them the mercy of death even after such terrible odds failed. The deathsworn preacher directing his brothers of the 7th to raining indiscriminate death in a biopogrom of all life. The Hero of a City, responsible for saving it against a tide of bestial horrors and could only admit to himself in bitterness that there were billions more such Heroes; gene-brothers and militia.