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[ask-the-yatagarasu-investigator]

Did Edgeworth ever have a thing for Lang? I mean, he’s ridiculous and he’s got spiky hair. I feel like that fits his Type.

“I don’t think it stayed professional.. but I don’t think they went all the way either.”

[the-kr8tor]

hehe they will never kiss >:) (they do kiss. They smooch HARD.) Daily Hobie HC!!

This time, we're turning the tables! How about, Hobie with a shapeshifter partner? >:) He'd be absolutely clueless, thinking that you meant it as a joke..that is until he wakes up to a big python laying in bed next to him, your tongue flickering in and out at the crest of his ear, wanting to surprise him. As he turns around to see your innocent face staring back at him, his tired instinct tells him to simply just gently put his palm on your face and slowly push you back. As you try to laugh in your snake form, Hobie eventually begins to laugh with you, finding it adorable how you went to such great lengths to wake him up just so Hobie could cuddle you. Of course, as you shift back, he immediately indulges in you, cupping your cheeks in his hands and kissing you all over your face. Sometimes, if you've shapeshifted into a holdable animal, and you're sleeping near him while he fiddles around with his guitar, Hobie will definitely pick you up and set you in his lap, quietly plucking at the strings. Both of you have found ways to even get through places and (unknowingly) helped Hobie snatch a few things from stores. Mostly? it's you shapeshifting into an adorable puppy or a cute little kitten and sticking your head out of the hoodie he's wearing, just bumping his chin. You both have used this trick multiple times on Hobie's bandmates, almost always managing to get Yuri to rush over and begin to shower you with pets. Eventually, the band managed to catch on your ability to shapeshift. But it was fun while it lasted! At times, he'll ask if you could possibly turn into some random animal. A few requests you remember was turning into a fox (He started teasing you with 'Fantastic mr/mrs/mx fox'), a Samoyed, a tiger. He once asked if you could turn into a whale, to which you blankly stared at him and quickly shapeshifted into a peacock instead. Hobie scoffs with feigned indignance every time you bring that moment up, since it was one of the rare times Hobie's face becomes genuinely expressive. When he had asked you to turn into a fox, you did so without hesitation. However, once he started reciting a few lines from 'Fantastic Mr Fox', you decided that today you were going to be a little thief. You ended up stealing a few things from him playfully, obviously having returned them by the end of the day. Hobie claims that you seemed to never stop boasting about the 7 items you had managed to steal. Bit of a short one because I am excited for the daily hobic hc tomorrow! Gotta rest my fingers for a bit before writing an essay hehe -🐦‍⬛

Yessss lots of smooches!! (Sorry for the late answer there was a brownout while i was answering your ask :( )

DAILY HOBIE HC!! 🎉🎉🎉

I stand by the fact that if i ever wake up to an unknown animal I'd die lmaooo hobie is built different

That's so adorable!! Like he'd be the one curling around you like a python!!!!

Oh to be cuddled and smooched like that 🥴

AHHHHHH Imagine you turning into a cute hamster and him putting you in his vest pocket so he could bring you anywhere!!!!!

Hobie better hide you from james and yuri bc they will create more mischief with you once they know about your abilities 😂

Omg a fox!! You on his lap purring while he brushes your pretty orange fur 😍

Lmaoo what if when he asks u to turn into a whale you go 'kay! And you've never seen fear in his eyes before 🤣🤣🤣

Also you about to leave his house boat but before you go he goes "pockets c'mon, love" and you just smirk at him while taking out your haul 😂

[ask-the-yatagarasu-investigator]

Have you met… “That Man”

“Yep.”

[ask-the-yatagarasu-investigator]

He loves a pen more then his husband and Children

“Not his husband or Trucy. But between me, Sebastian and the pen.. there are gonna be two casualties.”

[ask-the-yatagarasu-investigator]

He loves a pen more then you?

“It’s a special pen.”

[ask-the-yatagarasu-investigator]

Hmmmmm, Rizz, Ohio, Skibidibi, Faunum taxed, Based Goat Delulu

[ask-the-yatagarasu-investigator]

You totally have Gen z humor, I say Ohio rizzler and you'll laugh your ass off

“I’ve been working on my poker face actually.”

[ask-the-yatagarasu-investigator]

”Been a while hasn’t it? Hehehe”

-@hystericaly-laughing-at-you 📘⚡️

“You killed my dad.”

[ask-the-yatagarasu-investigator]

Did you hear Phoenix wright Died if ligma?

“Phoenix Wright can’t die.”

[ask-the-yatagarasu-investigator]

I’m letting the worms free >:)

-@ask-squeak-and-the-ocs

“Woah…”

[ask-the-yatagarasu-investigator]

Opinion on cigars, The thing Edgeworth uses

“Cravats? He doesn’t smoke.”

[ask-the-yatagarasu-investigator]

You are worth 1 billion camels!

“1 trillion.”

[ask-the-yatagarasu-investigator]

Phoenix has a swear jar

Half a buck for most curses

.50 for bad curses

And a buck for banned curses like slurs

You never go above maybe .50 right?

“….”

[ask-the-yatagarasu-investigator]

How well do you get along with Phoenix?

“Ehhh…”

[ask-the-yatagarasu-investigator]

How do people make peanut butter jelly sandwiches, What do they do?

“Two pieces of bread. Cut off the crusts. Put peanut butter on the face of one, and jelly on the face of the other. Lay the jelly one face up, then put the other bread on top of it, face down. Cut into two triangles.

Simple enough. It’s what my dad made me for lunch for two school years straight until he realized I might not be getting enough nutrition.”

[ask-the-yatagarasu-investigator]

brushing my hair and tying my shoe, mr Edgeworths spoons belong to you!

*you are gifted a bag filled with spoons*

-the new roof goblin leader!

“…”