#kaveh freaked out the next morning

[nilouandnarimylove]

I just had this dumb little kavetham/haikaveh idea and I wanted to write it out-

Kaveh comes home after one of his many long nights at Lambad's, Alhaitham sitting on the couch rereading one of his books (totally not waiting for Kaveh to make sure he came home safe no why would you ever assume that). Kaveh walks in a drunken daze, incoherently babbling about something or the other. Before Alhaitham could address him, he flopped onto the couch, his head landing on his thigh. Now, if Kaveh was sober, he would've never even considered doing such a thing, but drunken Kaveh couldn't care less at the moment. As for Alhaitham, his mind almost completely stopped operating. Thankfully he perfected his poker face, so no one from an outsider's perspective could tell what he was thinking.

He didn't mind Kaveh choosing to use his lap as a pillow, but, it did leave him in a compromising situation.

"Kaveh?"

The only response he received was soft snoring.

Well. What was he to do from here?

Hypothetically, he could simply push Kaveh's head off his lap and take him to his room where he could rest properly. To test this, Alhaitham reached down and gently began to push Kaveh's head off his lap-

"Mngh...."

Okay, so that wasn't happening. Alhaitham almost immediately retreated his hand in order to not disturb the sleeping architect further.

The best case scenario would be to stay on the couch until Kaveh awoke, however, after one of his drunken sessions, Kaveh always slept like a lug. He wouldn't be getting up anytime soon, which would prove to be an issue because he was planning on getting up early to get some work done. And sleeping on the couch would most certainly leave him feeling groggy the next morning. He could always just wake up Kaveh- no. Absolutely not. He was sleeping to soundly and not even Alhaitham had the heart to do so. Besides, Kaveh had been pulling all nighters over a specific client for the past few days. This was probably the first time he was allowing himself to properly rest. But....his work. But Kaveh- but if he didn't get up early to take care of his work he would most surely be working overtime the next day. The most logical thing to do here would be to wake up Kaveh.

Yes. Just wake him up.

Wake him up.

Just....wake him up.

....

But he looks so peaceful like this-

After much more inner debate, Alhaitham eventually gave up and ended calling asleep on the couch with the blonde peacefully dozing off on his lap.

[ginnungagay]

Alhaitham ain’t gonna be happy about this one… imagine coming up to your partner being both an emotional panicked mess and also Literally a Slime

The horror content of your body slowly melting away and becoming nothing but goo is absolutely terrifying I think kaveh’s freak out is very valid and warranted tbh

Much as I love goofy magic prank shenanigans I am a sucker for horror as well and would be! remiss!! to not have some happen to the favourite little guy! so this has been fun

As for Alhaitham- he may have had some trouble getting into the bathroom to check on the situation, but!

What's one overnight stay in the bathroom going to hurt anyone? (don't worry about the plant growth, the most anybody caught was a cold the next morning.)

[r0-boat]

Hi :) I'm not sure if you do angst but I was wondering if you could do some reader angst with Kaveh (Like maybe the reader was poisoned or injured.)

Yes I do do angst! I haven't seen a Genshin impact ask in a bit And it's about my favorite boy Kaveh nonetheless!!

Kaveh x self-destructive!Reader

Drabble

Here's some hurt/comfort

Cw: angst, A relationship between two unhealthy people, Kaveh freaking out.

Your relationship with your boyfriend wasn't always the healthiest. At least the two of you are aware of that. However, neither of you is willing to make a change.

Kaveh gives everything and is all to help people, even the clothes on his back, and you are working yourself to exhaustion to unhealthy amounts. Kaveh used to do the same, though he's been getting better about that, so his heart aches when he sees you doing the same things that would ultimately lead him down darker paths.

Now he got a taste of what his roommate felt when he had to get you from Tighnari after you passed out on your shift in the middle of the jungle. He's not going to lie he did freaked out.

A lot.

Tearing his room apart to find his keys, before rushing out the door. When he bust through the door of his fox friend's clinic, Tighnari knew he had to give you to some space.

Kaveh looked terrible. His normal, neat, and well-dressed self had on clothes from yesterday. His hair, usually done every morning, was disheveled with a lack of his usual hairpins.

And you, who was just now coming out of your heat stroke or poison or whatever the fuck you did when you were on your morning excursion. You are good ranger, One of the best even. You just... Worried him sometimes.

Tighnari gave Kaveh a pat on the shoulder before leaving his clinic letting the two of you sit in silence. Your head was still pounding, your stomach turning, but not from the poison or the heat stroke; it was because Kaveh was refusing to look at you as he sat beside your bed, his fingers intertwined, trying to calm his shaky hands.

And then you broke the silence. "So how was your day?"

Kaveh couldn't hold back anymore.

"How could you say that after what happened to you??!"

Oh boy the guilt was already coming.

"Kaveh its wasn't that bad..."

Kaveh stands up in his chair his fist clenched His eyes already getting red as tears threatened to come out "Not that bad?! You passed out in the forest!! Alone! It took them hours to find you!!!."

His breathing start to grow heavy and fast as he continues to ramble. "What if they couldn't find you!! What if they didn't find you? What could have happened to you!! ___You could have died!"

His hands were getting shaky; You were getting wobbly, too. Overwhelmed by his yelling, his anger, his panic, but as a ranger trained under a doctor and being the partner of a very anxious architect, at least you knew what to do. You reached out your hand to hold his your thumb gently grazing over the back of his hand until his breathing started to calm down finally.

Kaveh knew he shouldn't have exploded like that, And by the scared look on your face he knew he'd gone too far "I'm sorry. I'm just-I'm just scared..." He put his hand over yours.

"can I hold you?"

You nodded, feeling dizzy, as you slowly tried to get up from your bed, but you didn't care. You want it to be in the arms of your lover. You felt his wet cheeks against yours as he nuzzled into your face. His lips gently rushed against your skin as many times as he could as he held you so close as if he was afraid to let go. His hand never letting go of yours as you continue to brush your thumb over the back of his.

"please be careful next time."

[bedoballoons]

─⊰⁠⊹ฺ✿𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕟 ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕟𝕤⊰⁠⊹ฺ✿─

A/n: I honestly have no idea where this thought came from, but basically the genshin men and you find a group of baby ducks. Let the cuteness overload begin!

Requests/asks open!

{༻~Playing with baby ducks~༺}

(Includes: Diluc, Albedo, Itto, Kaveh, Heizou, and Wanderer!)

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𑁍༄Diluc:

Diluc would kneel down by the edge of the water, his hands cupped together as he reached into the cool blue lake, retrieving a small, adorable yellow ball of fluff that would quack happily up at him. "Well...hello there little one." He'd say to the animal, greeting it with a small smile, but because it would have no idea what he was saying, it'd quirk its head to the side curiously before pecking his nose with its beak as if it were giving him a kiss to say hello.

You'd watch the whole scene unfold and try not to die from cuteness overload as he carefully returned the baby duckling to the water, the rest of its family swimming along with it.

𑁍༄Albedo:

Albedo would notice the group of baby ducklings waddling clumsily around the waters edge, their mother swimming gracefully around as her little ones played in the sunshine and instantly get inspired to draw. He'd take a seat on a nearby log and gesture for you to sit by him while he sketched, their adorable little quacks making the perfect background noise, as the two of you watched them.

Suddenly one of the ducklings would get very brave, making its way towards you both until it was barely a foot away and then it would look up at you two like it was unsure what to do next. "Awe aren't you a brave little duckling." Albedo would say, leaning down to gently pet the baby animals head with his finger, he'd chuckle at it's cute actions as it waddled back to its family and you'd sit there in shock at how sweet that all was.

𑁍༄Itto:

Itto and you would get caught in the rain after a morning of beetle fights and while the two of you searched for a place to wait out the storm you'd notice a group of baby ducks trying to make their way from under a bridge to a nearby log, that you could only assume was their home. Every time one attempted to leave the safety of the bridge, they'd almost get knocked over by the large water droplets and just as you were about to suggest helping them you'd realize Itto had already left your side.

You'd watch in amazement as he carefully picked up a branch that had fallen off the nearby tree, holding it over the ducklings as each one waddled to their log home. He'd get entirely soaked in the process, his white hair flat and sticking to his skin, his clothes absolutely drenched like he'd just went swimming and yet...he'd have a huge smile. "Just call me the duckling hero!" He'd say and it would be like you'd fallen in love with him all over again.

𑁍༄Kaveh:

Kaveh would be looking for inspiration for his new blueprints with you by his side as moral support and after searching for awhile to no avail, the two of you would stop by the nearby lake for a quick brunch. Before you had even unpacked the food though, a swarm of baby ducklings would surround Kaveh, staring up at him as they quacked to get his attention. "Awwwe you're all so cute." He'd say, reaching down to gently pet them and chuckling sweetly as they pecked his fingers gently.

You'd sit there with your kamera and take pictures as the ducklings climbed on him, one even somehow making its way onto the top of his head.

𑁍༄Heizou:

Heizou would be sitting with you by a pond, pink cherry blossoms fluttering around you, as the two of you talked about his most recent mystery and attempted to solve it while eating desserts. You'd be interrupted mid sentence though as he started laughing hysterically, wiggling around as if someone had begun to tickle him. "Heizou? You all right?" You'd ask with a eyebrow raised and he's attempt to answer, but get caught off by yet another burst of laughter.

Just as you were starting to get freaked out he'd reach into the open part of his shirt and carefully retrieve the culprit of his abrupt laughter, a baby duckling that had crawled into his clothes when he wasn't paying attention. "Aha, so you're the one causing trouble, should I arrest you now...or tell your mother and let her think of your punishment?" He'd say jokingly, the baby duck however would simply quack in response before jumping out of his hands and waddling quickly back to the pond.

𑁍༄Wanderer:

Wanderer would be walking along beside you, the two of you out to enjoy nature...or rather you out to enjoy nature and him being dragged along with you, when suddenly you both would start hearing little quacks trailing behind you. You'd look to see what was going on before bursting into laughter at the sight...five baby ducks made a neat little line behind Wanderer, follow him like he was their mother.

"Looks like you've adopted five little ones!" You'd exclaim and he'd turn around to see what you'd meant, only to be met with five pairs of little eyes staring right back at him. You'd giggle as he attempted to shoo them away, only for them to reform into a line behind him everytime he turned around. "I'm not your mother, go away!" He'd try, but nothing would work, they'd continue to follow him till the two of you found their actual mother and returned them to her.

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ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚Have a nice day!*⁠.⁠✧

[rainebowshine]

An Unexpected Reunion.

notes: princess kaveh, fem!reader, kaveh was isekai’d here, reader lives here, maid reader, fluff, hurt/comfort, kaveh is homesick, no age gap (kaveh and reader are around the same age), implied kavehtham

Anyone who was anyone in the kingdom of Azalea knows Princess Kaveh. The blonde haired, red eyed benevolent heir to the throne who doesn’t shy away from helping his people. The princess who frequently visits taverns in the afternoon and doesn’t leave until almost midnight, yet somehow remains presentable and dignified that same day. Being from the slums that were the outskirts of the city, you were considered one of the “lucky few” who got to work under him, employed as a maid.

You didn’t really want to be here, anyway. Your parents only shipped you off here for the money. They couldn’t give two shits about your safety, let alone your own thoughts. You meant nothing to them other than being a means to an end. Or at least, that’s what you thought, anyway.

Your job there was simple. Clean the castle, make the princess’s bed, serve him breakfast, lunch, and dinner, provide mental support, listen to his endless rants about some people you’ve never even heard of.

You didn’t ask who those people were, or why he was so knowledgeable about architecture. Or why this princess looked, sounded, and acted like a 30-something year old man. Sure, they were questions you had, but you never dared speak about this to the princess himself, lest you face his unrelenting wrath

-

You were busy running errands for him in the marketplace when you found a rather odd looking briefcase. It seemed pretty out of place in Azalea, almost like it was never from this country to begin with.

“Good morning, sir,” you said politely, greeting the merchant. Normally you’d just grumble at him to get it over with, but you didn’t want another orange cart situation. “That’s quite an interesting briefcase,” you continue. “Might I ask where it’s from?”

“I don’t know,” the merchant replied. “Maybe it was from the neighboring country, Roland?”

You look back at the briefcase. After you picked it up, two pixelated green eyes blinked at you, causing you to panic.

“WHAT THE—” you exclaimed, nearly throwing the briefcase at the poor merchant, who was equally as freaked out as you were. The briefcase seemed to catch itself midair, floating in circles around you excitedly. It made its way to the castle, possibly to the princess. You end up following it. The princess seems to know just about everything, so you guess he knows something about sentient briefcases. Plus we don't

-

You decide to make your way back to the castle; after all, you’ve gotten the groceries and staying any longer would probably result in the royal guards chasing after you in an attempt to hunt you down. The grand pearly white gates slowly open to you, allowing you to enter.

You're

You head to his bedroom, expecting to see him there, but he’s nowhere in sight. Odd.

You look in the library. He’s not there.

The dining room? Not there either.

The throne room, the ballroom, the foyer?

Nope, nope, and nope.

You’re just about to give up when the briefcase (which up until this point you forgot was floating next to you) excitedly moves toward a window. Looking out, you see the princess, sitting under the gazebo, sipping a cup of tea. He seemed…oddly disturbed today.

But that wasn’t unusual, most of his servants knew that the princess carried an undertone of melancholy underneath his seemingly composed and elegant demeanor.

You follow the floating briefcase outside to the gazebo, causing the young princess to look up at the two of you. His eyes seem to widen at the sight of the briefcase.

“Mehrak?” you can barely make out judging from how far away he is from you.

The briefcase excitedly beeped in response to him, slowly levitating toward the princess. He instantly gets up from the chair and practically sprints toward it, grabbing it in midair.

“I’m glad you like it, Your Majesty,” you said, “I found it at the marketplace.”

But the princess didn’t hear a word you said. All he did was hug the floating briefcase as tears spilled from his eyes. Even after he finally let go of its embrace, the briefcase, aptly named Mehrak, floated in circles around him, similar how it did around you.

An aura of familiarity became evident between the briefcase and the princess, almost as if they had known each other in some other universe.

But that would be ridiculous, wouldn’t it be?

Maybe not. After all, hardly anyone knew about the princess’s life outside of Azalea. Naturally, one would’ve assumed he lived there all his life.

-

Several weeks have passed since the princess met Mehrak, and the melancholy and loneliness surrounding the princess has lessened. It certainly hasn’t disappeared, but it definitely has lessened. His smiles are more genuine, he’s a lot more energetic and even a bit playful at times, but he’s still himself. Things have almost returned to normal. That is, until…

“Your Majesty, we’ve found the culprit.”

The castle doors burst open. Two of his guards walked into the throne room, an unfamiliar man in tow. The man was 25, making him possibly younger than you, though his dusty grey hair and wide green eyes would say otherwise. It took a few minutes to recognize the man in question as Alhaitham.

You had actually known him in the past as the thief from the country of Aspen that would give your family free food—at least, before your parents sold you off to the princess.

And speaking of the princess, he seemed to recognize Alhaitham too.

But his reaction was far different from when he saw Mehrak. He seemed, frustrated. Angry, even. Either way, he didn’t seem pleased. The guards shoved Alhaitham forward.

“What should we do with him, Your Majesty?” one of the guards inquired.

The other attempted to unsheathe his sword, but the princess stopped him and immediately dismissed both guards.

He looked at Alhaitham again, but now, he seemed more sad than anything, like looking at an old friend laughing and chatting away with a new group of friends, forgetting all about you.

You looked at him yet again, expecting him to shoo you away, too. But he didn’t. He just looked at Alhaitham with watery eyes.

“So…it’s you,” Alhaitham said, although there was a bit of venom in his voice. “You the one who arrested me.”

The princess didn’t respond to him. He was frozen. From what, fear? Sadness? Loneliness? Shock? You didn’t know, and you didn’t dare ask.

“Alhaitham,” he whispered, but it’s clear that he’s holding back tears.

“Kaveh,” Alhaitham said in response, a little less bite this time. He stood up and looked the princess in the eye. His face turned from angry to just deadpan. “Why are you wearing a frilly dress?” he asked.

The princess paused and looked at Alhaitham as if he had two heads, and then proceeded to flip out.

“You haven’t seen me in 5 years,” he hissed, “and the first thing you say to me after all that time apart was about my CLOTHES??”

“It’s only normal to question why your senior is sitting in some throne room wearing a princess dress,” Alhaitham said monotonously. “Perhaps you’ve fully committed to your insanity?”

“Insane— I’m not INSANE, Alhaitham! I’m the ruler of Azalea, and I have been.”

“Yeah, absolutely. And I’m married to Cyno.”

“You’re WHAT??”

“Obviously that was a lie. You of all people should know that.”

And within seconds, you’re an awkward bystander to what can only be described as an old married couple’s argument. You slowly back away; after all, interference may end up making things worse.

And after the headache that was this month, you don’t know how much longer you can take of things getting worse.

The End

YAY MY FIRST FULLY COMPLETED ONESHOT! That was really exhausting. Sorry if the writing was bad lol. I’ve had really bad writer’s block for the past year and haven’t written a single fanfic since I was in the TMF community back in 2021, so I’m very not good at it. But I’m learning and hopefully my writing skills will improve. Have a great rest of your day!

[enden-k]

Hear me out Youn: Kaveh comes home from a long day of work and accidently passes out in Alhaitham's bed. Haitham is just reading a book going ??? (With reading glasses on) but just pats Kaveh's head and pulls the blanket on him, gently smiling as he continues to read

Kaveh freaks the next morning with Haitham holding him

eait hodl eho HOLD ON my brain short circuited

haitham

haitham with glasses on

.......

i need to draw that, this is such a cute fluffy scene 😭💗 watch me think about this until i fall asleep aughh i love this too much

[birbleafs]

[ficlet] fusion perversions

Series: Genshin Impact Characters/Pairing: Kavetham Rating: Gen Summary: Kaveh and Haitham discuss the unholy matrimony of bizarre food combinations. A/N: A short writing practice based on Liz's tweet-prompt: "Haitham was the kind of gremlin in uni who would buy a whole pack of instant fried noodles and then proceed to 'improve' them with the wildest combinations (like yakisoba with strawberry jam)." Can also be read on AO3. ※※※ If anything, Kaveh should have known better; should have foreseen even this. He’s been best friends with Haitham for the longest time, after all. And while he loathes to admit it truthfully in the presence of others, he and Haitham do know each other best—even if he can never claim to fully comprehend the logic and sensibility (or lack thereof) behind the demented inner workings of the man’s prodigious intellect. "Pineapple on pizza?” Kaveh scoffs, repulsed by the very idea. “Hmph, you truly are a heathen sometimes.” "Pineapple glazed ham is a perfectly serviceable taste for Christmas,” Haitham counters evenly, seemingly unruffled. “So, what makes this combination suddenly unacceptable when it's on pizza?" "That's different! This is like you baking that leftover clam chowder into a crisp in the oven and calling Shepherd's pie!!" "I read the recipe for that in a book once—it's called Fisherman's pie, actually." “Ugh, just stop. That’s not what Fisherman’s pie is supposed to look like…” Kaveh trails off, thinking back to that time he’d forced Haitham into Burger King for dinner as punishment for forgetting to wash the dishes that week. Haitham had sulkily chewed away at his burnt burger when he had abruptly decided that French fries went quite well with their vanilla sundae shake… Kaveh coughs into a fist then, shaking off the ugly memory of Haitham wolfing down fries dipped in vanilla sundae. “A-Anyway! You’re hereby banned from further cooking duties for the month. You can take out the trash instead!” The next day, he returns home to see Haitham lounging comfortably on the sofa with a book in one hand (normal) and a pair of chopsticks in another hand (… weird, but okay, Haitham didn’t seem to dislike the Chinese takeouts Kaveh had brought home the last couple of times, so). Haitham glances up from his reading when he hears Kaveh shrugging off his coat, never taking his eyes off Kaveh’s questioning look as he slowly lifts his hand. Kaveh scowls at what looks like a freaking potato chip perfectly balanced between Haitham’s chopsticks, only to frown harder when his roommate reaches towards the coffee table to scoop up—Is that… salsa? Oh god, that is salsa, what the actual fuc—some store-bought salsa from an opened jar. “Salsa and Ruffles potato chips?” Kaveh looks like he’s ready to have an aneurysm, veins bulging almost comically at his temples. “Really? No, really?! Salsa and Ruffles potato chips?!” Haitham only shrugs nonchalantly, dipping another potato chip into the salsa jar with his chopsticks. “We ran out of tortillas. I think the chips would have gone well with some guacamole too, but I’d already finished the last avocado with toast this morning.” “Salsa and Ruffles potato chips.” Kaveh is still pinching the bridge of his nose as he processes this latest fusion perversion. He flops down beside his roommate on the sofa, crinkling his nose in distaste. “Next thing I know you’d be eating cornflakes with orange juice.” Haitham’s expression turns contemplative, before he brightens and opens his mouth. “What about with apple jui—” “No,” Kaveh snaps tersely, even as he begrudgingly chomps down on the salsa-dipped chip that Haitham presses to his lips with the chopsticks. “Absolutely not.” Haitham’s smirk is barely discernible as he hums softly with amusement. (Thankfully, they had bacon, eggs and toast the next morning like normal people; Kaveh could almost forgive Haitham for accidentally adding salt into his yogurt fruit cup.)

—End— ______ - This was written a couple of weeks back. I just edited and brushed it up for posting. I always find it amusing how Haitham is both stoic and yet low-key calculated feral when he chooses to be lol. Something Wrong (affectionate, derogatory) with this man ❤︎‬

[toloveawarlord]

Week 1: January 1 through the 7th

Monday - January 1 -

First day of the year and I had the day off work! So it was a good day to work on my Twisted Wonderland Universe. I currently have about 19 ocs inside the universe that I am calling The Twisted Compendium. I've been attempting to finish the unique spells for everyone. It is so much harder than I imaged, but I did finish what their spell does. Now, I just have to give their unique spells their name and incantation.

Tuesday - January 2-

Work was insanely busy after the long holiday so I had little time to actually commit to any actual writing. I did some Ser blurbs. She is my angel oc for What in Hell is Bad and she is with the Avivos group (mostly Beel). Since all the citizens of Beelzebub's country have a piercing from Beel himself that is proof their citizenship, I kinda ran with that idea. Amon asked where she'd get the piercing, and the fic got very 18+ from there.

Wednesday - January 3-

Another insanely busy work day. Did more for my twisted wonderland universe. Since it takes place after the majority of the main story in the game, I worked on where the main cast was during NRC's three year hiatus and their reason for returning to the school. NRC not only adds an upper level of learning (basically like a "graduate" school) but also becomes co-ed.

Thursday - January 4-

I had to go into office on site for half of my shift due to my monitor being broken and I had to bring it in to exchange it with the tech team. So I was on my work computer in a cubicle so anything I worked on had to be SFW. I have a whole tab for Nesrine, Alhaitham's adorable bby daughter. And she's who I worked on.

Friday - January 5-

Corette and Silvio kinda day. I write more of them in the future of their story than of the next chapter of Game of Hearts. Silvio brings Corette along for one of his voyages and there is drinking, and gambling, and Silvio has one of his 'shit I may actually like her' moments. I freaking love these two together.

Saturday - January 6-

I didn't do too much on Saturday. I was pretty busy with taking my dog to the vet in the morning and then going to my sister's for the evening. I did attempt to write a little something, and it was Sirin. Sirin is Kaveh's little sister and is paired with Alhaitham. Basically, she disappeared for three years and upon her return she goes to Alhaitham's to crash until she figures out what to tell Kaveh... only to walk in the door and Kaveh is there.

Sunday - January 7-

And today! I cleaned, a lot. My whole room. So, my brain is not functioning enough to write anything coherent. I did crack open my Twisted Wonderland notebook to work on the ocs some more, however, I probably won't get much done.

That is my entire week! Mostly Twisted Wonderland and OC planning but I did do more than I thought I would. 51 weeks to go!