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ursula: i’m sixteen years old! i’m an adult!
orion: oh yeah then what are taxes, miss adult.
ursula: that’s the state with the big hats and the cow people, fool. i know lots of things.
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the forest makes for a lonesome shelter, within its cradling branches do softer spirits dwell with their tongues soft and language unheard. she thinks of the green gods whom linger here. she thinks of their shape and their names, and how time will wither away their great boughs. she thinks of many things but she did not think to find company here.
❛ ruff ! ❜ her bark echoes out across the water, accompanied by nothing but the swelling rays behind her ears. a sudden sound that does not warrant anything but surprise, and perhaps warmth. with one twitch of her right ear sne studies the figure before her with nothing but curiosity.
♡ / @katostrophy .
#katostrophy#「 v: reset. 」#p-potion seller i'm here to .... make sure you're not lonely bc you look lonely
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He awakes to surroundings never before seen by emerald eyes, throwing him into a fit of PANIC. Breathing rapid, eyes wide, brows furrowed, he attempts to sit up though a sharp pain in his side screams at him to cease the effort. A calloused hand grasps at his side, corners of lips pulling downward when traces of blood seep through wrappings and stain his fingertips. He is not wearing his armor… presumably removed by whoever brought him here. His brand on the left side of his back must have been seen, his body trembling at the realization. Mind whirring, he has no clue what has happened to him or why he was in this room. Was he captured by someone ? Why ? Footsteps approaching alarm him of a presence, his free hand looking for something to use as a a weapon, but halting when he finds nothing. Deciding that the best course of action was to feign sleep, he shuts his eyelids, lying still in wait.
@katostrophy ❤’d for a starter !
#katostrophy#[ idk where i was going with this but ]#[ yeAH ]#[ lemme know if this doesn't work !! ]#███ ♞┆Verse ; Undetermined.┆
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@katostrophy / SC
“ i’ve never seen a bottle like this ” the trick of light did not wait for her. on both sides of the walls , shelves stacked up. bottles of cosmos and gems cluttered the shop as if to beckon her closer.
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katostrophy replied to your post...
well you can’t blame her I’m much more handsome.
{★} — you look like you suffer from mange.
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yes excuse me miss why is your husband so badly behaved is it because he's not a natural blond.
please don’t say that where he can hear you, I only just got him to clean up his last goo
#this is where we start our 'throwing shade at howl' club#katostrophy#⊰ ✧║ ASKS. ∣ There Upon the Mountain A Voice Answered My Call ⊱
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mr granny golshiri, a little bird in a scarf told me that your wife (mrs granny golshiri) wants you to tell her she looks nice.
mr granny golshiri ? what kind of name was that ? and who the hell was this person, anyway ? talk about shady. ❛ i don’t need a stranger telling me to tell my wife that she looks nice. i do that daily, anyway. ❜
@katostrophy
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hey lady do u think I'M good looking :3c
“perhaps a bath and some... cologne would do you some good?”
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‘ Once you learn your answers, you can never unlearn them. ‘
AMERICAN GODS ( ᵐᵉᵐᵉ ) | accepting
WORDS OF A WIZARD ARE THE WISEST, omens they breath into life, hardly reassuring - but aren't all warnings meant to fill you with fear ? He means well, it's all that counts. But kindness is not always to best response to vengeance - there's something that collides here, good intentions laced with the venom of resentment ( how challenging ).HE SEES ONLY HIS WILL TO GO THROUGH IT ALL, these blank spaces that need to be filled : secrets have never been part of his life - like festering fruits, they corrumpt the lot. He's deaf to all advices, stubborn as always ( his boken pride will birth his demise ).
STERN EYES OF BLUE LOOK BACK AT THIS ABYSS, one's own personal hell this man forsaw. “ — You're talking from experience ? ” A bitter answer to a hand extended, help criticized before the fall. He does not mean this, but years worth of pilled rage speak through him. “ — Thanks for the advice, but I know what I gotta do. ”
#katostrophy#█ 🗡 THE FALLEN SHALL RISE AGAIN. —— ( ᵐᵃᶤ�� ᵛᵉʳˢᵉ )#sell him ur strongest potion he's about to go on the battlefield#ok but seriously trevor my son be good to the nice man he tried to help ur sorry ass
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“What a horrible way to live.“
“Maybe so.” He stared at the television for another minute as reruns of President Sears’ speeches continued to loop, then reached over and flicked it off. Solidus, like Liquid, had carried his hatred inside of him for decades, and it had eaten away at him until there had been nothing left but a shell Hell-bent on revenge for imagined slights. Snake could have ended up like them, if Hal and Meryl hadn’t found him. “...can I get another one of these?” The empty bottle rattled as he set it on the counter.
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every day orion asks me to take a bath and every day i tell him the same thing. how dare you speak to me.
#katostrophy#◆ i must axe you a question ( crack. )#i'm being oppressed and it's not like it's my fault.#everyone here is so smelly how am i supposed to stay clean.
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@katostrophy / SC ( FIGHT BACK BY NEFFEX )
“ I’M ABOUT to shut the motherfucking door on all you poor ass haters with your heads in the cloud ”
#katostrophy#( main ) . god occupies her ❜ night & day / but this only makes her more beautiful#plz excuse her language u w u
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Classical Alignment Test Repost! Don’t reblog!
Your Result: Neutral Good (92%)
You are more of a modern kind of good. You are willing to break or use the law to defeat those you see as evil, and, though you prefer the truth, you are willing to lie to get those who are evil imprisoned or exposed. If you are working for an evil villain, you most likely are using him as a way to stop greater evils.
Lawful Good: 75% Chaotic Good: 58% Lawful Neutral: 57% Neutral: 44% Lawful Evil: 29% Neutral Evil: 21% Chaotic Neutral: 6% Chaotic Evil: 0%
Tagged by : @katostrophy Tagging : anyone who wants to???
#headcanon / under her touch ; the honey sighs mimic its gold skies ☆*゚#thank you for tagging me friend !!
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Ew a stray cat go away.
{★} — he hisses very loudly, his tail high up in the air, flared to it’s full fluff. howl isn’t pleased with mr. kato’s words-- and instead, decides to jump up onto the man, his claws grabbing onto his robes.
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“I fear I have gleaned little of you from Howl other than what I was able from his terrible fuss.”
Little help was he, for to dearest Howl any and everything could be dreadful and horrid to him depending on the blow of the wind. But Nanna Amell had come to be quite proficient in the language of Howl Jenkins, and in this she knew that none of it was exchanged in malice. So it was with gentle curiosity that the mage would approach this perhaps-wizard-friend herself in hopes of conversation a touch less prone to tantrums.
“Pray tell, ser, how might you have come to know one another?”
⊰ @katostrophy ║ starter call ⊱
#katostrophy#⊰ ☼║ UNDETERMINED. ∣ I Know It Not and Must Be Silent ⊱#give me ammunition to use on my bf
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FLAWS. BOLD WHAT APPLIES TO YOUR MUSE.
easily scared | whiny | repetitive | selfish | ARROGANT | easily excitable | too silly | STUBBORN | blank minded | overly cautious | loud | easily bored | untrustworthy | disloyal | manipulative | over sensitive | possessive | clingy | obnoxious | gullible | annoying | judgmental | TACTLESS | merciless | UNLUCKY | soft-hearted | SARCASTIC | RECKLESS | paranoid | UNSOPHISTICATED | pushy | self-critical | SMART-ASS | solemn | erratic | antisocial | complex | dubious | egotistical | tongue-tied | TEMPERAMENTAL | lazy | sadist | masochist | predictable | withdrawn | skeptical | REBELLIOUS | PROUD | perfectionist | impatient | AUDACIOUS|
TAGGED BY. @devilglow u amazing nerd TAGGING. @venatordcminus @humanprayers @divinotis @katostrophy @vampirkiller @vampirovic @timeperish & anyone who wanna do this
#█ MUD UPON YOUR NAME . BLOOD UPON YOUR HANDS. —— ( ᵐ��ˢᵉ & ˢᵗᵘᵈʸ )#here he goes with his 99 problems
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