#kathy kath katherson

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welp, i've been throwing up all day (seriously nothing will stay down, not even water T.T), do you got any memes to lift up my mood?

i made some just for you!!!

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omg!!! i literally love this!!!!

greaser gals

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the outsiders but everyone is played by a random character of the same name

the curtis bros:

daryl dixon from the walking dead, poppy pomfrey from harry potter, and bojack horseman from bojack horseman (i tried my best with soda and pony)

steve, two-bit, dally, and johnny:

steve hale from full house, keith mars from veronica mars, dallas from stagecoach, and johnny bravo from johnny bravo

the shepards:

tim the minion from despicable me, curley howard from the three stooges, and angie lopez from george lopez

cherry, marcia, bob, and randy:

sherri mackleberry from the simpsons, marcia brady from the brady bunch, spongebob from spongebob squarepants, and randy from pee wee’s playhouse

evie, sylvia, kathy, sandy:

eve from wall-e, sylvia fine from the nanny, cathy simms from the office, and sandy bigelow patterson from identity thief

yikes...nvm...probs not a good idea...😬

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pony: and how did kathy react when she found out you were "friends" with marcia?

two-bit: kathy was cool with it.

pony: ...

two-bit: she threw a rock at me.

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*during a tornado*

Darry: taking a nap

Soda: wondering why the tv stopped working

Sandy: outside, watching the tornado and loudly praying

Steve: eating

Evie: making inappropriate jokes about tornados

Two-Bit: laying on the floor, beatboxing to the sound of the tornado siren

Kathy: rapping to Two-Bit's beatboxing

Pony: doing homework

Johnny: having a panic attack because his friends won't go to the storm shelter with him

Dally: looking for all his valuables to take to shelter with him

Sylvia: finishing up her makeup

Tim: telling his siblings to go with him to the storm shelter

Curly: on the toilet

Angela: telling Tim she's not going anywhere without the stray they saved

Cherry: running to the storm shelter

Bob: filling up his flask

Marcia: singing to the dog

Randy: snorting cocaine

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Check it out! It's Kathy's lighter!

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That Evie actress is so pretty we were cheated fr, she looks kind of like young Brooke Shields. They did a good job casting her and Sandy although I can’t congratulate them TOO much because a casting choice means fuck all if you don’t give them screen time! Wouldve been nice if we’d gotten a Kathy and Sylvia too, i know none of these girls had roles aside from merely being mentioned a couple times in the story, it’s all purely wishful thinking from a poor feminist heart :-(

Bailey, this is the biggest of moods! like, when i first found out that there was an evie even in the cast, i lost it! i was like “omg where? why? what is going on? francis ford coppola, you best watch out, son. get ready for my 20 page essay on why i think you were wrong for not including my girls” 

sksksksk it’s cool finding out that they were supposed to be in the movie. like, they had a script with sandy dropping soda off at home and when rob lowe posted about that, i nearly shit myself. i was like fja;dlja;dfijaofija and according to imdb, heather langenkamp had some scenes recorded then deleted. 

it makes me wonder if the reason we didn’t have a kathy and sylvia credited for deleted scenes was because they just never got around to film any of their parts (that would later be deleted anyway)....if that makes sense...

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Friday Night and Outta Sight: Part II

Pairing: Two-Bit x Marcia 

A/N: i’m so proud of myself for getting this done! i hope you all enjoy it and feel free to leave me some feedback! criticism is really helpful for future reference. 

Warning: a panic attack is described near the end! lots of angsty stuff, bros! 

The trip to Marcia’s wouldn’t be too long, so Two-Bit took a few pit stops to swipe some things. At one stop sign, he looked over at a corner store window. Flowers laid in a complex pattern, spelling out the words “Yes We’re Open!” He cocked an eyebrow and made a quick turn. 

In the parking lot, Two-Bit noticed a couple of kids. They were nicely dressed- almost like they were heading to church. They turned to him with a look of seeming terror before hurriedly walking away. Two-Bit laughed at the sight, getting out of his car. But soon, he realized who the kids were looking at. Turning his head, Two-Bit saw a small group of hoods, in the dying sunlight, led by one of the most known gang leaders. “Timothy Shepard & Co! What a lovely surprise! I was just about to-” 

“Shut up, Mathews.” Tim spat. 

Two-Bit fell quiet, awkwardly staying put. He was trying to look away from the glare that Tim possessed, but found that it was nearly impossible. “So ...been to the moviehouse, anyone? I hear they remodeled. I’m ready to check that out. Their popcorn is not my favorite, though.” 

Curly nodded. “Yeah, needs more salt.” 

“I’m more of a butter guy, myself, but-” 

“What the hell’re you doing here?” Tim interrupted. 

“I’m in the mood for a burger. That’s why I came to a flower shop.” 

“You smartin’ off to me, Mathews?” 

“That is a negative, your scariness. I’m actually hungry and I’m supposed to be on a date right now. Unfortunately, it’s not with you, so if you’ll excuse me.” Two-Bit turned on his heels, ready to walk away when Tim grabbed the back of his shirt. 

“I heard you’re datin’ a rich girl.” Tim spoke grimly. 

Two-Bit cleared his throat, turning back to the tough bunch. “Yes, Tim, that’s correct. But don’t be jealous, I didn’t forget about you.” He playfully nudged the taller hood. “We can go on our date tomorrow. I’ll even get you some flowers too, then-” 

Tim flicked out his blade, signaling Two-Bit to shut up. “Get back into your car and go home.” Tim said lowly. 

Two-Bit’s eyebrows came together. “That’s it? That’s why you’re here? To tell me to leave? You’re not gonna like …..do something?” 

“Dallas wanted me to jump you, scare the shit outta you. Should I have listened to him?” 

“That’s gonna be a no from me, Tim.”  

“That’s what I thought.” Tim pushed him away. “And from now on, Mathews, stick to girls that you actually have a chance with. You hittin’ on rich girls is just beggin’ the fuzz to show up.” 

Without a word or a look back, Two-Bit got into his car and drove out of the parking lot. He kept looking in his rearview mirror. Tim was tailgating him with that same glare still present. Thinking about Marcia, Two-Bit took a sharp turn and made his way to the rich side of town. 

About 5 miles down the road, red and blue lights came out of nowhere. Looking back in his rearview mirror, Tim’s car was long gone. Sirens wailed as Two-Bit pulled his car over and waited for a cop to walk up. 

“Son, do you know why I pulled you over?” The lanky officer questions. 

”Because you don’t know how to have a good time?” The greaser answered. 

“Step out of the vehicle.” After receiving the silver bracelets, the officer pushed Two-Bit into the back of the police car. 

Two-Bit looked to the female officer in the front seat. “Hello.” He greeted. 

“Hi.” She said plainly. 

After a pause, Two-Bit cleared his throat. “So do you have a taser?” 

“Yeah, want me to use it?” 

“Officer, please.” He scoffed. “We just met.” 

She spun around fast, glaring. “You have the right to remain silent,” She growled, “so shut up.” 

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The next day, a school assembly brought Marcia and Two-Bit back together. Though, not in the way that either of them really hoped. All the students were crammed together like sardines in a can. Lots of girls, mostly Soc girls, were looking at Two-Bit and scoffing. Some just whispered about him, then walked away quickly. A lot of people told him that he broke Marcia’s heart and he’ll pay. There was even a rumor that she was seeing someone new and though it was probably just to make him feel bad, he couldn’t help but understand Marcia never wanting to see him again. The thought was eating him up, so he went up to a group of familiar faces and asked about someone who could always turn his mood around. “You ladies seen Kathy?” 

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When Marcia reached the gym, she and Two-Bit had bumped into each other. 

“I’m so sorry!” She exclaimed, turning to the greaser. “I didn’t ...see you there.” Her eyes went from Two-Bit’s to the blonde’s as her words faded away. 

“Marcia, hey! I was actually looking for you. I had to-” 

She shook her head. Her face grew warm and all the sounds around her slowly seemed to be submerged into water. Her heart beat loudly in her ears and her palms were sweating. She wanted to say something, but nothing would come out of her mouth. 

“Marcia?” A feminine voice came from behind her, turning her around forcefully. Cherry stood there, concern suddenly washing over her. “We should go find a seat. Ok?” 

Before Two-Bit could say anything, Marcia and Cherry walked away. As they did, Kathy pulled Two-Bit up the bleachers. The separated two had the same thing on their minds: Don’t look back.

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@my-deepest-apologies-susan @calgcbriel @sodapoprandle98 @writersmacchiato @golden-sun-rises @sunny-impalas @salladwinston @no-good-hoodies @comeheredarlingg 

didn’t know who to tag, sorry if you didn’t wanna be tagged oof

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Lonely Love Series

Separated (Part One- Steve x Evie)

Reunited (Part Two- Steve x Evie)

Big News (Part Three- Two-Bit x Kathy)

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this is about kathy’s brother 

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Yeah, the girls shouldn't be your go-to antagonists. There are a plethera of things to include the girls in! Write out their backstories, write an "a day with the girls" story, write about the girls with their bfs, write about the girls with their gfs, write something positive!!

I mean, when you turn every greaser girl into a slutty demon, not only are you offending part of this fandom (the gals who consider themselves greasers), but you seem to have missed the whole point of this story. The Outsiders is a book about realizing we're all equal and we should be treated equally.

And you can't really say that Pony only dissed the girls who he dropped names for because he didn't. He legit dissed every female greaser in the bottom paragraph on page 14 in the Speak Premium version.

"I thought of Sylvia and Evie and Sandy and Two-Bit's many blondes. They were the only kind of girls that would look at us, I thought. Tough, loud girls who wore too much eye makeup and giggled and swore too much."

He grouped all the greaser girls together- with the exception on Sandy, who he talks about liking more than the others on the next page. C'mon, y'all. I saw that post that said "reblog if u a greaser" and you can't tell me none of those reblogs were girls.

@ Outsiders Fandom

It is okay not to like the girls and nobody is forcing you to like them. However, when you’re out here calling them sluts, whores, and bitches (In an insulting way), making them overtly sexual slutty villains in your fanfics and just overall treating them like shit is when it’s misogynistic and you need to take a hard look at yourself