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WIndy Predictions

My Walker: Independence submission for Walkerverse Hiatus Creations Week 5- B Season Promo

Alright folks we’ve got two trailers and two episode descriptions to work with so let’s get cracking!

First, let’s look at what he have so far:

Trailer 1

Trailer 2

1x08- "The Death of Mary Collins"

WILD PLANS – Abby (Kat McNamara) finds her secret identity in jeopardy when an estranged family member arrives in town and demands Tom’s (Greg Hovanessian) help finding Liam Collins’ missing wife. A restless Hoyt (Matt Barr) reconnects with his outlaw roots, Kai (Lawrence Kao) contemplates his future as his past begins to catch up with him, and Calian (Justin Johnson Cortez) receives a dire warning from a mysterious woman that may drive him back to Independence.

1x09- Strange Bedfellows

THE MONSTROUS AND THE BEAUTIFUL – Abby (Katherine McNamara) starts to question everything she thought to be true, much to the dismay of her friends. Kai (Lawrence Kao) thinks he’s seen a ghost when an unexpected person from his past appears in Independence, which makes Kate (Katie Findlay) suspicious. Gus (Philemon Chambers), Hoyt (Matt Barr) and Kate work together to help Kai, resulting in Gus making a move no one saw coming.

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We have a lot of information on our hands but there’s still a lot of room to speculate. Here are my thoughts and predictions for the next half of the season:

We know for a fact that Abigail's sister will show up looking for her and that this will cause some issues regarding Abby’s undercover status within town. What we don’t know is who the Mary Collins in the title is referring to. It’s possible that Mary Collins is actually Abigail’s legal name and ‘killing’ her will secure Abby’s safety. Or Mary Collins could be entirely fictional. I’m leaning towards the former on this one.

We also know that something from Kai’s past will come up to cause trouble. This was foreshadowed with Amos Acorn’s threats during 1x04 but it looks like things will get more serious when the show returns. Kai’s feeling threatened enough to admit his troubles to Hoyt; it must be serious. I imagine the Tongs he slighted back in San Francisco have tracked him down at last. It will be interesting to see how this plays out.

There’s also a clip of Kai kissing someone. I do hope that it’s Kate but we know his heart belonged to another once before. Perhaps she has returned? 1x09 is going to be Kai-centric episode from the looks of things so we’re going to be getting a lot of answers on that. I also wonder what the move no one saw coming from Gus will entail?

Based on the short shot from the trailer, we know that Hagan will be making another appearance. I hope it’s to make things up with Kate and possibly help against the Davidsons.

There was no shot of her in the trailer but Teresa’s actress posted some BTS photos of a return trip to set a while back so we know we’ll be seeing her again. I imagine the Davidsons have more dastardly plans. I imagine this is related the railroad stop coming to town. I wonder how Tom will be involved in all that. Will we get to see the Town Council in action? I also hope we’ll get to see more of the Davidson family.

Calian will also be seeing some trouble for his tribe, something serious enough to send him running back to town. I wonder if it has anything to do with the Buffalo Soldiers? Or perhaps there’s another tribe causing trouble? Maybe we’ll be seeing some period-typical Native American warring? Either way, I’m happy to see him rejoining the Independence crew, even if the circumstances aren’t the best.

Aside from meeting with Hagan, Kate is now taking on Abigail’s fight against the Davidsons alone now that she’s left the Pinkerton Agency. Pinkerton won’t be out of the picture entirely so I imagine we’ll be seeing her butt heads with Ethan again and possibly other Pinkerton agents.

And then there’s the relationship between Abigail and Tom, growing ever more gray by the day. I think we’re going to see them get closer over the course of the rest of the season. I believe Abigail is going to find out that Tom didn’t kill her husband after all and perhaps we’ll even get to see Tom make a turn toward defecting (and becoming the first Mr. Walker *crosses fingers*).

Aside from helping Kai, Hoyt has a new lifestyle to get used to. Without Francis or Luis, the Reyes ranch needs a new leader. Hoyt seems willing to take up the task but is he capable of it or will he keep getting pulled away by the needs of his friends? Will he be able to be present for Lucia like she needs right now? 1x08 has him reconnecting with his “outlaw roots”; will he be called away by former gang members or will he slip into underhanded tactics while trying to manage the ranch?

I can’t wait to see what happens next (and how many of my predictions come true!)

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Lyrics to “Never Shut Up Again” for the genderbend!Heathers AU by @tinylifeboat123

H. Chandler: What are those two pillowcases doing?

Vincent: Looks like they’re cleaning out your locker.

H. McNamara: Hey, that’s Hunter’s jacket!

H. Duke: Hunter Chandler is gone. It’s up to me to take his place.

H. McNamara (laughs): Is that a joke?

H. Chandler (laughs mockingly): It is most definitely a joke.

H. Duke: Why would you say that Hunter?

H. Chandler: See? Chaos!

H. Duke: Because you’re quarterback, and I’m not? Oh, you think you’re better than me!

H. McNamara: What?! No, it’s just Hunter was our friend! We can’t just swap him out like a lightbulb, I mean er, that is, heh… shut up, Hunter.

H. Duke: No, Hunter. YOU shut up! (puts on red jacket) I have a new favourite colour!

Hunter choked

Bought the farm

He could not hack it

Now we need a strong arm

To run this racket

Hunter’s out

Who will rise

Gotta fill that vacuum

It’s my turn

It’s my prize

I spit lightning

H. Duke/Students: Crack, boom!

H. Duke: I bit my tongue so long

I learned to count to ten

My silence made me strong

I did my time and then

A house dropped

H. Duke/Students: On his head

The witch is dead! Ding dong!

H. Duke: Move prick, this my song!

H. Duke/Students: I will never shut up again

I will never shut up again

Brand new day watching dreams come true

H. Duke: Well for me, not you

H. Duke/Students: Cause I'll never shut up again

H. Duke: Guys like me don't climb high

Can't crack that ceiling

But now I scrape the sky

It's you who's kneeling

Hunter’s pet, you're old news

Look at you, you're busted

You think you'll fill his shoes

Too late I just did

Now I don't mean to brag

Once I was one of you

But now I am the flag

You pledge allegiance to

I am the dream you chase

I'm your amazing grace

Yo, party's at my place!

Students: Whoo hoo!

H. Duke/Students: I will never shut up again

I will never shut up again

Brand new day

Now we're finally free

H. Duke: Free to worship me

Students: Cause I’ll never shut up-

H. Duke: Shut up!

Don't judge me

Mister Innocence

Your hands ain't clean

I've seen your fingerprints

You act so uptight

So virgin white

But I heard from the girls

What you were up to last night

Kate: Vincent’s my wet dream!

Rae: Vincent likes to scream!

Kate: Vincent took one for the team!

Rae: He took two for the team!

Vincent: What?!

Kate/Rae: That boy was slick and fast

That boy was big fun

Students: Big fun!

Kate/Rae: We stroked his shaft

That shaft was big fun

Students: Big fun!

Kate/Rae: And that’s when things went South

We went and snowballed in his mouth

Students: Woah!

H. Duke/Kate/Rae: Freak!

Vincent: That’s a lie!

H. Duke/Kate/Rae: Slut!

Vincent: Hunter, why?!

H. Duke/Kate/Rae/Students: Snowballed in his mouth!

I will never shut up again

I will never shut up again

I'm on fire and you're my fuel

H. Duke: You should find a new school

'Cause I'll never shut up again

All hail the king

Now get in line

The jacket’s finally mine

You can't run

You can't hide

I am a crimson tide

Better mind what you do

Big brother’s watching you

Can I get an amen?

'Cause I will never shut up again

Hah!

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Thank you Sanna @vikandermanips for recommending me😊 Haha @fraywoodsblog we already talked about it in the chat. I'm happy to create this gifs for you!

[sonnetthebard]

Casting Starkid in Heathers: Crack Edition

 So you know that one Tumblr post that suggests that if Starkid ever did Heathers they should replace the Heathers with the Josephs? Yeah, we’re casting that production. Changing some of the names around for comedic value/ to genderbend. Let’s do this!

VeROBica  Robert Sawyer: Robert Manion. One of our two resident Starkids who stan Heathers hardcore. Honestly how could I not??? He’s the fan the Starkids took in, so the backstory kinda parallels a bit. He’s got the badass himbo vibes necessary for the role. It just fits. 

Jason Jamie Dean: Mariah Rose Faith. Gotcha! I know I used Jamie’s name but only because it really fit. Anyways, it’s the other hardcore Heathers stan! Can you just imagine the POWER behind Mariah as JD??? Listen, if this isn’t Mariah’s role I don’t know what is. And her and Rob have such good vibes together! Their Seventeen cover? Iconic. And her cover of Meant to be Yours is UNREAL!!! 

Heather Chandler Joseph Richter: Joey Richter. The Josephs get to keep their last names. Why? Because why not! Listen, it was hard to choose between Joey and Walker for who would take on the ICONIC Chandler, and it honestly could have been either. In the end, though, I just think Joey could handle Chandler’s part in Candy Store better, and also I think Walker would make a better Duke than Joey- more detail in the Duke explanation.

Heather Duke Joseph Walker: Joe Walker. Listen, if any one of those three could pull off Duke it is Joe Walker. I have no clue why but I think Duke’s vibes may be a mix of Umbridge (AVPT) and Joey’s Dick (MAMD)??? MAMD also played a large factor in why Joey was Chandler and Walker was Duke. I don’t know if we should be exposing the world to this chaos, but here we are-

Heather McNamara Joseph Moses: Joe Moses. It’s the soft smol Joseph! Listen, I am a HUGE vibes person and I have no clue why but I get all the McNamara vibes from Joe. I know we’ve seen him primarily in very comedic roles but I feel like he would absolutely CRUSH Lifeboat??? Anyways I need it. 

Martha Martin Dunstock: Jon Matteson. Listen, we have all seen what Jon can do with anxious, loveable characters. He breaks our hearts, and we love him for it. Plus the chemistry with Rob is so there! Like, they’ve got the same vibes for that friendship. And can you imagine Kindergarten Boyfriend (Girlfriend in this production)??? U g h

Ram Sweeny: Jaime Lyn Beatty. We’re keeping the name. Anyways, I came up with the duo I wanted for Kurt and Ram before casting them in the specific roles, and then I considered both of those people’s chemistry with Jon. And Spadattimy will ALWAYS be iconic so I went with Jaime. I am so here for Jaime playing a himbo. Jaime can do whatever the fuck she wants.  She is god tier. The woman has range. But this was also mostly to do with her chemistry with Kurt and Martha. 

Kurt Kate Kelly: Angela Giarratana. I mean, COME ON! Jaime and Angie as Kurt and Ram??? Yes please! You have to remember that Jaime was the one to bring Angie into Starkid, even though on social media Angie appears to be closer to Mariah. So Jaime and Angie are good friends. And the himbo vibes those two could radiate for these roles... it would be nothing short of iconic. Kurt and Ram are kind of the two majorly comedic roles in te show, so it’s only fitting they be filled with two of Starkids most notorious comediennes. And they could pass for a lesbian couple.

Mr. Sweeney/ Others: Corey Dorris. Listen, I don’t have much of an explanation for this. Just vibes. We’re going purely off of vibes here. And also dad energy. 

Mr Kelly/ Others: Jeff Blim. Yeah, again, it’s just vibes. All vibes. And also we’re finding a dad for Angie’s character here. You gotta try to at least match the chaotic vibes Angie gives off. 

Mr. Fleming/ Others: Curt Mega. If this was a regular production of Heathers, I’d say Jaime. But this isn’t Heathers. This is Josephs. There was no reason to genderbend. Just sheer vibes alone brought me to Curt. I don’t know, she radiates the same vibes as Duke Keane, so here we are. Also I love Curt and I wanted him in this cast. There is that. 

Anyways this just lives in my head rent-free so I figured I’d share! Feel free to add to it!

[noobsomeexagerjunk]

cursed shit i’ve said to the Official Starkid Amino groupchat + more

“more” referring to a stupid au/hypothetical circumstance

ted and atty goldstein had a bet on who would sleep with all of hatchetfield first

atty goldstein wins for obvious reasons

ted begging paul and emma to help him on this bet to the point of serenading them voluntarily

mr. davidson went to toyzone for the wrong reasons

technically junior’s full name is Doctor Spaceclaw Jr.

“orgies happen a lot in drowsy town,”me, absentmindedly typing

in trying to explain how wiley just is in there

not sure if cursed but i proposed an AU where Curt Mega (the character) was the bad guy rogue being chased by lavender team-up Owen Cavour and Tatiana Shlozno–Tati has to keep Owen from fallling in love with the american menace

basically i got curious over the intense distinguished energy that would be emitted if we saw owen and tati working together

yes owen’s still gay why would i erase that--aspec tati because it’s my AU

not mine but dicksonas

come think of it, if mamd came out more recently, i bet the concept would’ve existed

my concerns towards the implications of man in a hurry’s insistence that wiggly is his “little boyfriend”

not cursed but a full convo concerning atty goldstein led me to making a rival lawyer oc from clivesdale; lesbian, extra as fuck, noble mcnamara-esque-vibes, really hates gary’s tendency to help the worst of hatchetfield

hypothetically played by either meredith stepien or mary kate wiles should we get her into a starkid musical (she was in movies, musicals, and me sooo)

proposing uncle wiley being puppeted by wiggly’s tentacles

here’s shit about a hypothetical, never-gonna-exist winx club parody musical—jinxed or something

me to the friend who said dicksonas: starkid winx club musical parody

because she had been telling me about her ideas for a winx club redux

and her significantly gayer, suit-donning diaspro reminded me of lauren lopez’s extra af characters

we did fancasting

in which jamie lyn betty, britney coleman, and mariah rose faith were agreed upon as the trix, icy, stormy, and darcy respectively

wondered if mary kate wiles or kim whalen would fit bloom more; she concluded with kim but i stand by mary kate as a hypothetical bloom

the wizards of the black circle are a bunch of soft dudebros who smoke a lot; we both agreed jeff blim would be the perfect orgon, hair and all

as i described it, “a smoke club consisting of keith swansons”

agreed that angela would be roxy, rachel as musa, and meredith as tecna

robert manion was somehow playing all the specialists

she deadass kept fancasting joey in all the other male villain roles and honestly mood

of all of them, joey richter as tritannus stuck to me because 1) merman joey sounds kinda hot 2) joey-jamie character dynamic 3) brooding, extra, edgy villain joey is something i would kill to see

“believix is instead fueled by how many people the winx get to worship them—like another cult scenario” me to her, while brainstorming further for this dumb hypothetical set of circumstances

she said some crack ships, but i outright forgot what they were oops

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1) What do you and your f/o(s) do on a rainy day?, 4) Has your f/o every bought/won you something? And! 6) Have you ever cosplayed with your f/o(s)? For Lamb!

Time for some SOFT FLUFFY CONTENT! Thank you Buddu!

1) What do you and your f/o(s) do on a rainy day?

Because both Lance and I are cheesy romantic dorks, we tend to do stupid stuff like go run in the nearest park in the rain. After we've been thoroughly soaked we'll go back to one of our homes, steal each other's hoodies, crack out the blankets, and binge watch something on Netflix while cuddling. (And sometimes have a hot shower!... together. To save water.)

4) Has your f/o every bought/won you something?

Lance is, as aforementioned, a cheesy romantic, so he loves trying to win me plushies at fairs or arcades (he's spent way too much money on claw machines, I swear). He's got excellent aim so he's won me quite a few big plushies - my favourite was the fluffy blue unicorn.

6) Have you ever cosplayed with your f/o(s)?

Oh HELL YEAH! Lance and I cosplay a lot, and we love doing couple cosplays. We've cosplayed:

Harley Quinn (me) and Poison Ivy (him) from DC

Sean Diaz (him) and Cassidy (me) from LiS2

Chloe Price (him) and Max Caulfield (me) from LiS

Kate Bishop|Hawkeye (me) and Tommy Shepherd|Speed (him) from Young Avengers

Christine Daae (me) and Raoul de Chagny (him) from Phantom

Veronica Sawyer (him) and Heather McNamara (me) from Heathers

Bishamon (me) and Yato (him) from Noragami

Karou (me) and Akiva (him) from Daughter of Smoke and Bone

And Adora (me) and Catra (him) from She-Ra!

[joongie-smiles]

Warnings: mentions of suicide, swearing

Note: Pictures used are not mine accept for the blue one and the pen one, all rights go to their rightful owners, I love the Heathers musical and I have fallen even more in love with the Heathers Genderbend AU @raven-ink has created. Go sheck out her blog it’s great, especiallly the Heathers Genderbend AU art like wow kudos for making this amazing AU and amazing art for it. She even re-wrote the lyrics to most of the songs, how much more amazing can she get? But seriously check out her blog, she is an amazing artist.

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Vincent looked down at Hunter’s dead body in a mixture of disbelief and fear. He had just killed a human being, his best friend and worst enemy. What were the police going to think? If the cops asked anybody that had attended Rae Sweeney and Kate Kelly’s party about what had happened between Vincent and Hunter, in their eyes he would have motive and be a prime suspect. And Vincent had no doubt if they looked into the murder and asked him hard enough questions, he would crack and confess. Oh God, what was he going to do?!

As if reading his mind, JD handed him a notepad and a pen. “Forge a suicide note,” she said.

Vincent blinked at her. “I’m sorry a what?”

“A suicide note,” JD repeated. “If you forge a suicide note, then you won’t be able to be blamed for Hunter’s death.” She said this as if it were the simplest solution to the problem they had gotten themselves into. Oh if only it were as easy as she made it seem.

“But-But what do I write?” Vincent asked.

“I don’t know maybe something like behind my rich lifestyle and popularity I hid pain and fear,” JD said. “But I finally had enough because--”

“I was having my period,” Vincent erupted in a burst of chuckles and snorts that shook his body but the chuckles quickly turned into a scream of frustration and mild horror.

JD grabbed his shoulders and shook him to try to get him out of his delirious state. “Vincent get a hold of yourself! If this isn’t good enough to fool the cops they’ll throw you in jail!”

Vincent calmed down and nodded his head. “Right, right. Okay how about this . . .” Vincent picked up the notepad and pen and began to write. “Dear World . . .”

“Believe it or not, I knew about fear; I knew the way loneliness stung. I hid behind smiles and crazy hot clothes,” Vincent stopped reading out loud what he was writing and looked up at JD and shrugged as if to say ‘what else?’. She shrugged so he continued to write. “I learned to kiss girls with my tongue?”

JD nodded. “That’s good.

Vincent continued to write with a new found confidence. “But, oh, the world it held me down; it, uh, weighed like a . . .” Vincent trailed off as he tried to think of a good metaphor. He spotted a piece of paper with 5 different designs of crowns. 

Hunter Chandler had pointed out that they were like high school royalty and, upon Hunter Mcnamara’s request, Vincent and the Hunters had each drawn a simple design of what they would prefer their crown to look like. In the middle of the page Hunter Mcnamara had drawn your average crown and from it, they had each drawn their own version. Hunter Chandler’s was on the top left corner, Hunter Mcnamara’s on the top right corner, Hunter Duke’s on the bottom left corner and Vincent’s on bottom right corner. Hunter Chandler wanted his crown to be the most extravagant of the four while Hunter Mcnamara wanted his to be cute and simple. Hunter Duke decided that if his couldn’t be better than Hunter Chandler’s, then his would be better than Hunter Mcnamara’s and Vincent’s, who chose to go with the simplest design. Vincent smiled at the memory but when JD motioned for him to continue writing, he did. “Concrete prom king crown,” he finished. 

Suddenly, Hunter Chandler’s body twitched and he sat up abruptly, making Vincent jump back in surprise. When JD looked at him weirdly, he only smiled nervously at her.

Hunter clutched his chest and looked off into the distance with a sorrow ridden expression. “No one thinks a wealthy boy has feeling, no one gets my insecurities. I am more than all of these expensive stuff and hair products.” As he spoke he motioned to the objects in his large room with an exaggerated flourish of his hands. “And no one sees the me inside of me,” Hunter insisted. He dropped his hands to his side and turned to Vincent with an accusatory glare. “Jesus you’re making me sound like air supply!” he growled angrily. Then he fell back on the floor with a frustrated cry.

JD tapped on the page of the notepad impatiently. “Keep going, this has to be good enough to fool the cops. We are, after all, trying to keep you out of jail.”

Vincent frowned. “You didn’t see that?”

JD raised an eyebrow. “See what?”

Instead of explaining and wasting time, Vincent shook his head and continued to write Hunter’s suicide note. “Nothing, nevermind.” When he finished, Vincent placed the note on Hunter’s bed and JD and him made sure there was nothing else that could tie them to the murder before leaving.

Not long after they left a cop car pulled up to Hunter Chandler’s house. They had been given an anonymous tip that there was a disturbance at the Chandler household and since the Chandlers were one of the richest and most influential families in the little town of Sherwood, a pair of cops had been sent to look in on it. But the precinct was dealing with a group of armed thieves that were terrorizing a lot of families from Sherwood’s large population of middle class families so they sent two of their newer cops, Helen McCord and Catherine Milner. They were relatively new to the job and had worked mostly with paperwork. They didn’t have a lot of experience on the field and weren’t fit to be on a job unsupervised, not because they were women, after all, the Chief was a woman, but because they didn’t have the experience or skills needed. But, the Precinct had more important things to deal with than the Chandlers.

“So what do you think it is?” McCord asked her partner.

“I don’t know, it could be anything,” Milner replied.

McCord nodded in agreement before getting out of the car and quickly walking up to the door. Milner followed after her partner but was less eager. She walked slower and admired the large, and obviously expensive. They even had a red porsche.

But when McCord shouted over her shoulder for Milner to hurry up, she obliged. McCord wasn’t necessarily a warm and fluffy kind of gal, and with the added pressure of this being their first on field job, she was more uptight than usual. Once Milner was at her partner’s side McCord moved to knock. But when her fist made contact with the door, it opened. The two cops shared a confused look and hesitantly walked in.

“Mr. and Mrs. Chandler?” McCord called in the seemingly empty house. “It’s the police. We were called in about a disturbance.”

“I’ll check upstairs,” Milner whispered. McCord gave her nod of approval and Milner climbed up the stairs silently. She started to search the many rooms in the second floor of the Chandler house. It wasn’t long until she got to a door that was slightly open. Through the small crack she could see the arm of what she believed to be a teenage boy. Milner opened the door slowly and began to speak before she actually came face to face with the Chandler boy, so she wouldn’t startle him too much.

“Excuse me? Hi I’m a cop from-- AH!” Milner jumped back in fear when she was finally able to get a good look at the boy. He was laying on the floor and in his pale hands he clutched a book. His face, like his hands, were deathly pale and a blue liquid was spilling from the corner of his mouth. His face was frozen in a look of shock, his eyes wide open his face scrunched up.

McCord ran in and stared blankly at the limp body of Hunter Chandler. After getting over the initial shock he walked over to the body and checked his pulse. She looked up at the hopeful face of her partner and shook her head. The Chandler boy was dead.

“Is is a murder? Robbery gone wrong?” Milner asked the older cop.

“No, I don’t think so. Nothing seems to be missing and there isn’t any signs of a struggle.” McCord picked up a note that was on Hunter Chandler’s bed. “And look, there’s a suicide note.”

“Poor kid,” Milner mumbled solemnly.

“Man, this kid was deep,” McCord said. He held up the note to get better lighting from the dim sunlight coming in through the windows. To McCord it seemed kind of weird that Hunter Chandler wouldn’t have turned on the light to write his suicide note. McCord could barely read the note, she was sure that it would have been difficult to write it in the dark room. She dismissed the thought and instead thanked Milner when she turned on the lights. “Listen to this, ‘they couldn’t see past my rock star mystique and would barely even look at me or tried to see me for the person I was. But if they really looked hard enough they would see that I’m just a scared boy who clings to his pillow and cries at night’.”

As McCord read, Hunter sat up and repeated the lines she read from the supposed suicide note. The pair’s backs were facing Hunter so they didn’t notice that the ghost of Hunter Chandler was moving. But even if they had looked, they wouldn’t have been able to see him. Hunter walked over to the pair and frowned as he read over McCord’s shoulder.

“Jesus, this is pathetic,” Hunter complained. “If you were going to write me a suicide note, you should have made it better!”

Milner took the note from her partner. “‘This all left me a myriad of scars’,” she read.

“Though I will admit, ‘myriad’ was a nice touch, really brings out my smart side.” Hunter hummed to himself in approval and the corner of his lips turned up slightly.

“We gotta get this to the principal,” McCord said and took back the note.

“We have just solved our first real case! This is incredible!” Milner exclaimed. She turned back to the dead body and her smiled slipped and was exchanged with a sheepish look. “Too bad the kid had to die.”

Hunter scowled at the police officer. “I am not a kid! And you didn’t solve anything, dimwits! I was murdered! Jesus Christ, can’t I get some cops with more than two brain cells to investigate my murder?! Is that too much to fucking ask?!”

The two officers didn’t hear a thing that Hunter said.

“I’m feeling a weird disturbance in the air, let’s get out of here,” Milnard said.

McCord scoffed. “Like what? The Chandler boy’s ghost?” she teased. “Come on, let’s take this to Principal Gowan.” The pair left the room with Hunter Chandler’s ghost in it and made their way out of the house and to their car.

“Come back here you’re not done! If you don’t come and properly solve my murder then I’ll sue! Father knows the best lawyers in Ohio!” Hunter called after them furiously.

The just ignored him and continued walking.

“Hunter Chandler’s not your everyday suicide,” Principal Gowan said.

“Poor kid,” Coach Ripper suggested. “Hey, you should cancel classes to take some time to grief and remember Hunter Chandler. This must be pretty hard on the kids.”

Principal Gowan firmly shook his head. “No way, Coach. Even though it would be nice to give the kids time to mourn and process everything, if I send the kids home before lunchtime then the switchboard would light up like a Christmas tree before I even say ‘School’s Out’.”

Mr. Fleming slammed his hand down on the table and stood up, determination written all over his face. For the first time in years Mr Fleming finally had his time to shine and make a difference. He stood up confidently and oozed determination. Most of the other staff were surprised by Mr. Fleming’s sudden outburst, he had barely even talked before. Or maybe they just weren’t listening.

“Absolutely not. You will give these kids the opportunity to grieve, that will not be stopped by some school board. Don’t you all realize that the children of this generation are troubled? Our children are dying for goodness sakes!” Mr Fleming cried passionately. He climbed on the table and placed his balled up fists on his hips in a power stance. “These children need someone to confide in. They need role models and adults that they can connect with. And to do that, we have to make the effort, so I suggest that we get all the kids in the cafeteria and just talk.” He turned away from the Principle and faced the other staff members.” And feel!” He turned back to face Principal Gowan with a glazed over look in his eyes. “Together!”

“Thank you for the lovely speech, Mr. Fleming,” the principle said with false sincerity. He turned to the rest of the staff members and laughed boisterously. “Call me when the shuttle lands.”

Mr. Fleming ignored the laughs of his fellow adults and held up the suicide note. “You all laugh now but I’m telling you, we all misjudged hunter Chandler. Look at this, this is the loveliest suicide I’ve ever read. I mean, who asks for someone to give his clothes to Goodwill and to give dad’s on crack his car? This is practically his will and he wants to give everything away.”

“GIVE AWAY MY THINGS?! Vincent what the hell?! Next time I someone needs to write a forged suicide note, don’t let it be you,” Hunter Chandler screamed from the back of the room. Unsurprisingly, nobody seemed notice him.

“This,” Mr. Fleming shook the suicide note in his hand for emphasize, “is a cry for help that came too late. This poor young man wanted more in life than being popular and he felt like he was helpless. No child in this school should feel like that. It is our job as staff members of Westerburg High School.”

“Well that was an impressive speech. For a hippy,” Hunter Chandler said. He got up on the table to look over Mr. Fleming’s shoulder to see  the rest of the letter. He raised an eyebrow. “Hey I never weeped for some pathetic reason like not being enough because I am always enough,” Hunter protested.

Principal Gowan finally nodded in agreement. “I didn’t think I would ever say this, but he’s right. Long weekend for everyone! Now get off my table!”

The staff cheered. Outside of the room, cheers could also be heard from the students gathered outside who had, most likely, been eavesdropping.

Mr. Fleming hopped off the table and ran out of the room and started waving his arms to get the attention of the students who were already getting their things to leave the school. “Woohoo not so fast kids. Their re-fueling the buses which will take a good half hour to do. And guess what that means?”

“More free time!” someone in the crowd shouted. The crowd cheered in agreement.

“No, that does not mean more free time.” Mr. Fleming said disapprovingly. “That means we have a solid half hour of healing. Now if you would all please come with me inside this classroom so we could all talk about what we are feeling at this moment.” He turned away and beckoned the students to follow him. The students filed into the classroom and sat down in chairs and on the floor with a lot of grumbling.

“Now,” Mr. Fleming said, “I have mimeographed copies of the suicide note.” He started passing them around. “Now read this suicide note carefully. Let the words on this page become more than ink on paper, let them become a representation of everything that Hunter was feeling and the helplessness he wants to convey.”

“Helplessness?” Hunter scoffed. “As if! Hunter Chandler has never felt helpless. I make other people feel helpless.” He turned to Hunter Mcnamara and Hunter Duke. “Tell them, Hunters. Tell them that this is stupid and a load of crap. I am Hunter Chandler, the most popular person in school. I am loved, envied, hated. I am not felt sorry for!”

Instead of doing as Hunter Chandler had said, Hunter Mcnamara looked down at the note sadly. How could he have been so blind? He was supposed to be Hunter Chandler’s best friend, he was supposed to notice things. He felt his gut twisting in his stomach and his throat started to dry up. His eyes stung with unshed tears and his hands shook, barely even able to hold the note steady so he could read the last words of his best friend. Half way through the letter, Hunter mcnamara put it down. He couldn’t bear to read the letter anymore, each word felt like a knife in his chest. He discreetly wiped his eyes and cleared his throat before speaking up. “I-I never knew about his pain. I didn’t know it was this bad,” he admitted, his head down and his golden locks covering his guilt-ridden expression.

“Because I’m not in pain,” Hunter Chandler insisted. This time his voice was a bit gentler than before.

Mr. Fleming smiled encouragingly. “Yes, good, go on.”

“His life had left him sick,” the hipster dork spoke up.

“I never get sick,” Hunter Chandler protested.

“Come on, feel!” Mr. Fleming exclaimed giddily.

Some republican kid stood up. “I guess he didn’t mean to be mean or full of himself.”

“He didn’t mean to be a dick,” everyone chorused.

Hunter Chandler shrugged. “Well I can’t argue with that.”

Mr. Fleming was obviously happy with the progress he was making. Everyone was finally opening up and seemed to mostly get along because of their mutual sympathy for Hunter Chandler. Well, everyone except one student.

“Vincent, you were close to Hunter, weren’t you?” Mr. Fleming asked.

“Um . . . yeah, I guess,” Vincent mumbled nervously.

“Don’t you have anything to say about this? You’ve been pretty quiet.” All heads turned to the dark haired boy who was sitting in a corner. Hunter Chandler watched with an amused smirk on his face.

Crap. How was he supposed to say something about what he was feeling about the faux suicide that he and JD had set up without accidently slipping up? “Um, maybe Hunter wasn’t happy with his life, even if it seemed great to other people. I guess he felt the only way to give up his power, the thing he had the most of, was by killing himself,” Vincent said carefully.

Knowing that Vincent was the only one who could see him, Hunter Chandler decided to give him a piece of his mind.

Hunter Chandler laughed harshly. “God, you’re such a joke! ‘Give up my power’? Why the hell would I want to do that?”

“Because you -er- he realized that the power he had over others wasn’t enough. He wanted to feel wanted, he wanted friends who would stick with him and wouldn’t feel pressured to do so in fear of what awful thing he would do to them,” Vincent continued, his eyes locked with Hunter Chandler’s.

“Shut up!” Hunter Chandler growled. He walked up closer to Vincent and poked his chest. “You have no idea how I feel. And stop talking about me in past tense, I’m still here!”

Vincent didn’t even flinch. “And now he’s gone. Even though he’s still with us in memory, he’s gone. Dead.” When he said the word ‘dead’, Hunter Chandler. Stumbled back in surprise and his tough guy facade faltered. It seemed to finally register that he was, indeed, dead. This was no bad dream that he would wake up from later or some uncanny out of body experience that he would forget about after he snapped out of it. He was dead. There was no second chances. He was gone. There would be no more epic parties at Rae’s and Katie’s, no more going to the gym with Hunter Mcnamara, Hunter Duke, and Vincent, no more making fun of the geeks and nerds, no more seeing Mother or Father. He wouldn’t ever cheer Hunter Duke at a basketball game, go out with Hunter Mcnamara to buy his favorite lemon macaroons, or teasing Vincent about his crush on that trench coat girl. For the first time in a long time he felt alone. When he looked at JD’s bored expression, Hunter Chandler felt hatred burn in his gut. She had deprived him of a longer life and he would rather rot in hell than let her get away with it. But when he turned back to look at Vincent, who for the first time was actually standing up to him, Hunter Chandler couldn’t find it in himself to hate him as well. Though he would never admit it, he had grown rather fond of Vincent. Of course he had been a huge dick with Vincent, but he was, after all, the newest addition to the Hunters. And he didn’t let just anyone hang out with them, he had to make sure that Vincent could handle it. Now he just felt . . . numb.

Mr. Fleming spoke up, unbeknownstly interrupting Hunter Chandler’s monologue. “My God,” he said in a tone filled with wonder. “Look what we’ve done we’re breaking through. If Hunter were here, I’m sure he would be proud of you!”

Hunter chandler blinked, surprised. “What the . . .”

The students nodded in agreement and cheerfully echoed Mr. Fleming. “And you! And you! And you!” they cried.

Vincent frowned. What the hell was going on? This only served to make Hunter Chandler more popular. He was about to shout out and protest that no, Hunter Chandler was not proud of them, he could care less about their punny lives, but JD held him back.

“Come on, just enjoy it,” she said with a tight smile.

Vincent reluctantly agreed, but he was not happy about it.

The students started gleefully shouting out praises and sympathy for Hunter.

“Even if he was distant, Hunter cared!” “He made our life not so bad here at Westerburg High!”

“He didn’t show it often, but he was a great guy!”

“Even if he is dead, he’ll live in our hearts.”

“Because of him, I’ll be who I want to be.”

“He’s inspired me to be true to myself.”

“Holy crap,” Hunter Chandler gasped. He turned to look at Vincent’s pissed off expression and swung his head to look at the crowd at students, then looked back at Vincent, a grin forming on his lips. “I don’t know what I did bu this is awesome!” he cried. He wouldn’t be forgotten after all. He beamed and seeked comfort in the compliments. It made the thought of being dead a little more bearable to know that he wasn’t going to be thrown away like useless garbage. He shook off the helpless feeling he had been feeling before and once again donned his confidant aura. It felt weird to feel vulnerable. He put it off as if nothing had happened.

“Hunter cried--”

“No I didn’t!”

“--he felt the word--”

“And our sins.”

“--on his shoulders. It weighed him down!”

“Jesus Christ!” Hunter cried. He put his hand on his forehead and feigned being exhausted. “Those were heavy sins!” “He died for us all, so we could be free.”

“Like Jesus!”

Hunter Chandler jumped up in the air and threw his hands up in delight. “I’m bigger than, Jane Lennon!”

“He’s gone but he will live forever in our hearts!”

“Damn right I will, whatever-your-name-is,” Hunter said.

“He’s like the dog outside of my window that sings outside my window--”

Hunter ran to Martin and put a hand over his heart. “Thanks, Dumptruck.”

“--just longing to be let in and feel loved,” Martin continued. He clutched his chest and smiled dreamily.

Hunter’s smile fell. “Okay, now you ruined the moment.”

“He’s the twin from whom I’m separated!”

“That’s a little weird but thanks Stalker Geek!” Hunter exclaimed.

“He’s the horse I never got for Christmas!” the scene kid cried.

Hunter put a hand on the kid’s head with false sympathy. “Aw you poor thing.”

“Hunter sees who I truly am. The me inside of me!” they all chorused.

Hunter relished in the limelight and blew kisses and bowed at them. 

“Thank you, thank you, you really shouldn’t have. Aw who am I kidding keep going.” As they continued praising him, Hunter got on a desk in the middle of the room and grinned. He locked eyes with Vincent and winked at him then laughed at Vincent’s mad expression. “This couldn’t have turned out any better!” he exclaimed. After all, now he would never be forgotten.

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Big Fun! - Heathers Genderbend AU Lyrics

Fun changes in this one!

RAE Mom says “Act your age.” You heard it girl, it’s time to rage!

ALL Blast the bass, turn out the light

HUNTERS Ain’t nobody home tonight!

RAE Drink, smoke, it’s all cool. Let’s get naked in my pool!

ALL Punch the wall and start a fight! Ain’t nobody home tonight!

KATE Her folks got a waterbed. Come upstairs and rest your head.

RAE Let’s rub each other’s backs while watching porn on Cinemax!

CHANDLER, KATE, RAE, KIDS The folks are gone, it’s time for big fun! Big fun! We’re up till dawn having some big fun! Big fun! When mom and dad forget to lock the liquor cabinet, it’s big fun! Big fun!

VINCENT So wait, it’s lime, then salt, then shot?

H MCNAMARA No, salt, then -

H CHANDLER You’re doing it wrong!

VINCENT Really? ‘Cause I feel great.

PREPPY CHEERLEADER Vincent, you’re looking good tonight!

VINCENT Whoa. A hot girl smiled at me, without a trace of mockery!

ALL BUT VINCENT Everyone’s high as a kite, ain’t nobody home tonight!

VINCENT Stoned. Zoned. I should quit… Hey, is that weed? I want a hit.

ALL BUT VINCENT Fill that joint and roll it tight, ain’t nobody home tonight!

VINCENT Dreams are coming true when people laugh but not at you! I’m not alone! I’m not afraid! I feel like Bono at Live Aid!

ALL The house is ours, it’s time for big fun! Big fun! Let’s use their showers, that sounds like big fun! Big fun! Crack open one more case!

(VINCENT observes couple making out)

VINCENT I that that’s what they call “third base.”

ALL Big fun! Big fun! Big fun!

VINCENT That actually looks like -

ALL Big fun! Big fun! Big fun!

(KATE emerges holding Pom Poms, followed by two linebackers holding up a pig pinata with a sign that says “Jefferson Razorbacks”)

KATE (in a rally voice) All right, people! What is Westerberg gonna do to the Razorbacks at Sunday’s game?

(Linebackers mime sex with the piñata while RAE shimmies in the forground)

RAM Gonna make 'em go Whee! Whee! Whee! Whee!

ALL Big fun! Big fun!

H DUKE Way to show maturity!

ALL Big fun! Big fun!

(RAE runs herself up against HUNTER trying to open his belt)

H DUKE Back off slut, get off of me!

ALL Big fun! Big fun!

VINCENT Yo! Rae! Emergency! I just saw a couple sneaking into your parents bedroom!

RAE Oh no you don’t! You jizz on my parents’ sheets and I murder you!

VINCENT (to H DUKE) You okay?

H DUKE I didn’t need your help.

(H DUKE gives VINCENT the finger)

VINCENT Aw, thanks for the finger, Hunter, I don’t need to suck on anything right now but I’m sure you’re always ready.

ALL The party’s hot, hot, hot. It’s time for big fun! Big fun!

KATE You need a jello shot!

ALL We’re having big fun! Big fun!

(MARTIN arrives at the party)

H CHANDLER Martin Dumptruck, in the flesh.

H DUKE Here comes the Four Eye squad. We should -

H CHANDLER Shup up, Hunter.

H DUKE Sorry, Hunter

H MCNAMARA Look who’s with him – Oh, my God!

(Points to VINCENT)

ALL THREE HUNTERS Dang! Dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang! Dang-dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang!

VINCENT I can’t believe you actually came.

MARTIN It’s exciting, right? Excuse me, I want to say hello to Rae. I brought sparkling cider.

H CHANDLER Showing up here took some guts. Time to rip them out.

(H DUKE holds up the pig pinata)

H DUKE Well, who’s this pig remind you of? Especially the snout.

H CHANDLER Hah!

ALL THREE HUNTERS Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang! Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang!

(THE HUNTERS exit with the pinata, MARTIN approaches RAE)

RAE Where the hell is that couple?

MARTIN Hi, Rae. I wasn’t gonna come, but since you took the time to write that sweet note…

(Hands RAE the sparkling cider)

RAE What note? Why d'you gotta be so weird all the time? People wouldn’t hate you so much if you acted normal.

(Chugs and spits the cider)

There’s no alcohol in here! Are you trying to poison me?

KIDS Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang (x3) Diggety-dang-a-dang! The folks are gone, it’s time for big fun! Big fun! We’re up till dawn having some big fun! Big fun! So let the speakers blow, they’ll buy another stereo. Our folks got no clue 'bout all the shit their children do. Why are they surprised? Whenever we’re unsupervised, it’s big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Whoo!

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Welcome to a comprehensive guide to everything that should come out on Netflix in May 2020. This list will be updated in April and May 2020 with all of the additions planned to hit Netflix in the United States.Netflix Originals continues to be a dominant part of the Netflix lineup and May is no different. There are a lot of new Netflix originals out there that we can be excited about. Our best choices are Space force, the new show from the creator and main star of NBC Office. We are also excited for the limited series Hollywood due the first of the month. You can find a larger preview of Netflix originals coming in May here.As always, not only will May 2020 see new releases, but there will also be titles coming out as well.Please note: this is now the complete list with the Netflix list now published. However, it will be updated every other day with other recently announced projects that are not published in advance.Currently announced list of what will happen to Netflix in May 2020Coming up on Netflix on May 1Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994) - Jim Carrey is the pet detective in a film that has been criticized by critics but absolutely adored by fans.All day and all night (2020) NOT - Drama starring Jeffrey Wright and Ashton Sanders written and directed by Joe Robert Cole. About a young criminal who arrives at a prison and reflects on his life so far.Back to the future (1985) - The premiere of the classic trilogy returns to Netflix after Marty McFly.Back to the Future II (1989) - The second title in the trilogy, Oscar-nominated, is also making a comeback. Unfortunately, the third does not come in May.Casi Feliz / Almost Happy (Season 1) NOT - Spanish comedy seriesCharlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) - The adaptation of Johnny Depp Roald Dahl who sees lucky children crossing the famous chocolate factory.Cracked Up (2018) - Documentary on the life of actor Darrell Hammond.Den of Thieves (2018) - Gerard Butler, 50 Cent and Pablo Schreiber are the stars of this action film about the confrontation between an elite police unit and a team of bank robbers.For colorful girls (2010) - Tyler Perry's drama from ten years ago.Have fun with Dick and Jane (2005) - Judd Apatow writes this crime film by Jim Carrey released 15 years ago. About a wealthy couple who turn to crime after losing all their money.[embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvOv3veA13Q[/embed]Enter (2020) NOT - French thriller where a man returns home and finds his house occupied by squatters.Hollywood (limited series) NOT - Ryan Murphy has produced an epic limited series recounting their heyday of Hollywood from the perspective of aspiring directors and actors.[embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3EASLgzOcM[/embed]Into the Night (Season 1) NOT - New Belgian science fiction seriesJarhead (2005) - The first (and best) film Jarhead which is a military thriller with Jake Gyllenhaal and Jamie Foxx and directed by Sam Mendes.Jarhead 2: Field of Fire (2013) - Follow-up of the war action drama with fewer stars and less budget.Jarhead 3: The Siege (2016) - See above.Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008) - The second Dreamworks title where animals crash into a remote African nature reserve.Masha and the bear (season 4) - More animated adventures for children with Masha and the bear.Medici (Season 3) NOT - The Italian-made period drama returns for its last season.[embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9WIReSXpks[/embed]Girls' Nozaki Kun Monthly (Season 1) - High school anime drama.Mrs. Serial Killer (2020) NOT - Indian thriller on the wife of a doctor who proposes to kill people to prove the innocence of her husband.Never Stop Dreaming: The Life and Legacy of Shimon Peres (2018) NOT - Documentary retracing the life of Shimon Peres directed by Richard Trank featuring testimonies from George Clooney, Barack Obama and George W. Bush.Sinister (2012) - Horror mystery thriller.Song of the Sea (2014) - Lively family adventure.The curious case of Benjamin Button (2008) - Brad Pitt appears in this triple Oscar winner on a baby born as an old man and is aging in the opposite direction.[embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH6FdW39Hag[/embed]Half (2020) NOT - Romantic comedy directed by Alice Wu on an unexpected adolescent love triangle.The Sorrowful Child (2007) - Ben Stiller presents in this rom-com a couple of newlyweds on their honeymoon and cracks begin to appear immediately.The Patriot (2000) - Historical drama by Mel BrooksThomas and friends: Marvelous Machinery: World of Tomorrow - Another Thomas film where the gang seems to be able to be replaced.Thomas & Friends: Marvelous Machinery: a new arrival - Thomas sees new technologies coming.Thomas and his friends: the royal engine - Another adventure with Thomas the Tank Engine and his friends participating in a royal celebration.Underworld (2003), Underworld: Evolution (2006), Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009) - The Underworld film franchise with Kate BeckinsaleUrban Cowboy (2016) - A Mexican rodeo rider works as a racer for a powerful drug cartel.What a girl wants (2003) - Kelly Kapoor's favorite film with Amanda Bynes.Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) - Return of the original film by Willy Wonka.Coming on Netflix on May 4Arctic dogs (2019) - Animation title featuring the voices of Jeremy Renner, Heidi Klum and James Franco about an arctic fox working in the mailroom.Luccas Neto em: Acampemonto de Ferias 2 - Family drama about a group of friends making music together at the summer camp.Coming up on Netflix on May 5Jerry Seinfeld: 23 hours to kill (2020) NOT - Second stand-up special by Jerry Seinfeld who speaks and texts and pop pies.Coming up on Netflix on May 6Hangman (2017) - Al Pacino plays in this police drama about a detective chasing a killer who models his attacks on the basis of the board game.Workin Moms (Season 4) NOT - The Canadian comedy series continues on Netflix.Coming on Netflix on May 7Scissor Seven (Season 2) NOT - More animated battles in this series on the power struggle between several warring factions.What Happens on Netflix on May 818 regali (2020) - Italian drama directed by Francesco Amato.Dead to Me (Season 2) NOT - The long-awaited second season of drama with Christina Applegate and Linda Cardellini.[embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMq_5BwY5y8[/embed]House at the end of the street (2012) - The horror of Jennifer Lawrence.Restaurants on the Edge (Season 2) NOT - More attempts by experts to revive failing restaurants around the world.Rust Valley Restaurateurs (Season 2) NOT - No more overturning cars in this Canadian reality series that turns piles of garbage into desirable engines.Insomnia (2017) - Jamie Foxx is featured in this action thriller where he has a connection with a dark criminal world that helps him find his son.The Eddy (limited series) NOT - Musical series by Jack Throne looking at a French club owner operating in the heart of Paris.The Hollow (Season 2) NOT - The new animated season of Canadian series challenging the genres.The Wrong Missy (2020) NOT - Comedy directed by Tyler Spindel on a man meeting the woman of his dreams and sends him an invitation to his corporate retirement but sends to the wrong person. Includes David Spade.Valeria (Season 1) NOT - Spanish dramatic comedy about a writer in crisis.Coming on Netflix on May 9Charmed (Season 2) - Second season of restarting The CW's Charmed.Grey's Anatomy (Season 16) - The last season of the ABC hospital drama.Coming on Netflix on May 11Bordertown (Season 3) NOT - The third season of the captivating police drama from Finland.Bon voyage: psychedelic adventures (2020) NOT - Various celebrities share their experiences with drugs.Trial by Media (Season 1) NOT - Docu-series examining how modern media landscapes affect court cases.Coming on Netflix on May 12True: Terrible Tales (2020) N - New special for the children's series, True.Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: Kimmy Vs. the Reverend (2020) NOT - Interactive special for Netflix comedy where Kimmy confronts his captor.Coming on Netflix on May 14Riverdale (season 4) - The last season of The CW's hit show.Coming to Netflix on May 15Chichipatos (Season 1) NOT - Spanish comedy seriesDistrict 9 (2009) - Drama with Sharlto Copley about an alien race living in a special quarantine area.I love you, stupid (2020) NOT - Spanish film about a man who is dumped and vows to become a better man.Magic for Humans (Season 3) NOT - More magic tricks from Justin Willman.She-Ra and the princess of power (season 5) NOT - The last season of the Dreamworks animated series on She-Ra.The Wiggles - Kids series for preschoolers.White Lines (Season 1) NOT - The new series from Alex Pina, the creator of Money Heist.From Álex Pina - creator of Money Heist - and producers of The Crown, with all the twists, turns and 🤯de The Stranger. White Lines arrives May 15. pic.twitter.com/xufzEUemud- Netflix UK and Ireland (@NetflixUK) April 22, 2020Coming on Netflix on May 16Public enemies (2009) - Johnny Depp and Christian Bale play in this biopic on American gangsters, John Dillinger, Baby Face Nelson and Pretty Boy Floyd.[embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee92mDZu_PI[/embed]United 93 (2006) - Historical drama telling the events of United 93 flight.Coming on Netflix May 17Soul Surfer (2011) - Written and directed by Sean McNamara, this biopic tells the story of a teenage surfer who returns to the water after a shark attack.Coming on Netflix on May 18The Big Flower Fight (Season 1) NOT - New reality series where florists and sculptors compete.Coming to Netflix on May 19Patton Oswalt: I Love Everything (2020) NOT - New stand-up specialSweet Magnolias (Season 1) NOT - Three friends live in a small town. Sincere TV series based on the book.Trumbo (2015) - Bryan Cranston plays Dalton Trumbo, a Hollywood screenwriter arrested alongside other artists.[embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLuxQhdUqLY[/embed]What Happens on Netflix May 20Ben Platt: live from Radio City Music Hall (2020) NOT - Special live concert from The Politician star Ben Platt.The Flash (Season 6) - The last series of the DC universe on The CW.Coming on Netflix on May 22Control Z (Season 1) NOT - New Spanish drama for teenagers compared to Elite.If you like #Elite, get ready for Control Z!When a pirate begins to reveal the most intimate secrets of students throughout the school, life at El Colegio Nacional is turned upside down. Popular children are bullied, outcasts gain status, and everyone is a suspect. pic.twitter.com/x5uUAx9ehc- See more (@seewhatsnext) April 21, 2020Go ahead (2011) - Adam Sandler rom-com with Jennifer Aniston.Selling Sunset (Season 2) NOT - The next season of the reality series where our real estate brokers sell luxury homes.The lovebirds (2020) NOT - Acquisition of a Paramount film which was initially due to be released in theaters in early April. About a couple involved in a murder mystery.Trailer Park Boys: The Animated Series (Season 2) NOT - More animated adventures with our favorite hillbillies.Coming on Netflix on May 23Dynasty (Season 3) - The third season of restarting the CW drama.Spell the Dream (2020) NOT - Documentary on the ups and downs of four students competing at the Scripps National Spelling Bee.Coming on Netflix on May 25Uncut Gems (2019) - The superb drama of Adam Sandler directed by the Safdie Brothers which hit cinemas last year. The film is internationally dubbed an original, which is why it gets a much more recent American version of Netflix.[embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTfJp2Ts9X8[/embed]Coming to Netflix on May 26Hannah Gadsby: Douglas (2020) NOT - Second stand-up special for female comics.Coming on Netflix on May 27I'm not here anymore (2019) - Argentinian drama about a young immigrant woman feeling lonely after the death of her brother.The Lincoln Lawyer (2011) - Matthew McConaughey plays a lawyer who defends the wealthy in his own corner of trouble.Coming on Netflix on May 28La Corazonada (2020) NOT - Argentinian thriller (also known as The Hunch)Coming on Netflix on May 29Space Force (Season 1) NOT - First season of the series of fake Steve Carrell / Greg Daniels documents about an elite group of people working in the newly formed Space Force.Someone feeds Phil (Season 3) NOT - More culinary adventures with Phil.Coming on Netflix on May 31Free string dance (2018) - Dance drama on a young choreographer organizing his first Broadway show. https://oltnews.com/what-will-happen-to-netflix-in-may-2020-whats-new-on-netflix?_unique_id=5ea0a93e0fdff