#kash Langford

[nineratsinatrenchcoat]

This image speaks for itself I think

[mantis-yippee]

Day 7 y'all, it's time for the side characters :33

He looks better without the hair but he's still the ugliest man alive

[nattule29]

Te he trying something new! I thought making a spin wheel would be fun soooo ta daaaaa. Now I can’t ever say I don’t have anything to draw because now I’ve got a generator.

Warning the audio might be a bit loud since I was being quiet

I can’t 😭 Tumblr don’t come after me pls, me and my odd editing and chaotic video. I’ve gotta start a jwct collab that has to do with the spin wheel. Jwct artist idea?

[campbells-content]

Could you do a Dankash (JWCC) sink/ship/swim :D

Yes, ofcofc, never seen it till now so Idk how it'll hold

Swim = Conditionally ship/You don't really care for but won't shy away from

[ozonekid89]

I love doomed dankash yuri

@nattule29

[nineratsinatrenchcoat]

Hey guys. What if, in honor of chaos theory coming out and my staunch belief that Kash is *not* d- *gunshot*

anyone here a fan of psychic damage.

[butterflysweety]

Shes alone with them

[idle-compy]

OOOHHH MY GOD GUYS HAVE U SEE THIS ?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

**HUGE JWCT SEASON 2 SPOILERS BELOW**

this is the worst thing ive ever made

[swan2swan]

Thinking about how all three times I've watched "Evasive Action", the Sammy's Indecision Subplot has weirded me out and failed to grab me...

And I think I figured it out.

I think there was supposed to be a "Hey. I just killed a man" plotline there. The episode prior, Sammy and Yaz both disabled the control chips in the raptors--who promptly tore Kash apart.

The guy who had blackmailed Sammy and her family.

They probably wanted a "Revenge makes you Feel Empty" plotline for Sammy in that episode, but Standards and Practices said "Oh, you can't do that in this children's show, actually, the kids aren't allowed to kill people, and certainly can't say they did."

Which, admittedly...yeah, that would have been a little heavy.

So they had to cut it, whilst still on a time crunch. Heck, it could have even gotten to boards before that plotline got nixed. Then they needed to fill in three minutes of time in this episode, and the only thing that could really mesh was "Um, Sammy is upset at the group dynamic."

This is why her plotline felt unfulfilled: because they had something, but then they weren't allowed to do it. And, given a choice between "Let Sammy Be a Murderer" and "Let the Girls Kiss", we know which one they chose.

Granted, I still need to finish the rewatch and see how her dynamic with Kon plays out (especially because he's the Bigger Bad), but I would first like to submit further evidence to the jury:

-Darius and Sammy spend the episode that she should be processing her guilt together. They've had a few episodes before, but their main--and first--bonding moment was in the kayak. Wherein Sammy dropped this line:

Imagine if they'd called back to that line here. Sammy just killed a man to protect her family--the man who was also threatening her own family. When Sammy says she'd do anything, she meant anything. Sammy could be guilty, and Darius could say something like "You once said you'd do anything to protect your family...and you protected us." Then she could call it back to Kenji. Or something. Look, I'm speculating now, let's move on to EXHBIT B:

-Yaz and Sammy are not shown stabbing the batteries into the heads to disable the chips. If the "No, Sammy can't kill!!!" mandate was brought down on them, that might have been a shot they cut to comply. There might have even been more tie-in reactions. Note that Sammy's not looking enthused here. She's very hesitant. Maybe there would be a moment where she looks over at Kash, then steels her face and frees the raptor before running. But: The Action That Sammy Takes That Leads To Kash's Death is never shown on-screen, and whether it was for the purpose of the Reveal or not, she is Innocent by Children's Show Standards.

FINALLY, EXHIBIT C:

The reactions to Kash's death, the man who blackmailed Sammy's family, is...Brooklynn and Darius. Again. Yasammy frees the raptors, but Dinostar gets the reaction. Why? Why would that be? Perhaps because Sammy's expression was something setting up the next episode's plot. Vindication. Guilt. Pleasure. Maybe Yaz hugs her to her. Hides her face. Realizes it. I'm giving art and fic prompts here at this point. Whatever the case: we don't see Sammy's reaction to Kash's death. Which suggests--to me--that there was something they wanted to show, but couldn't, and decided to let it be an offscreen still-canon reaction that we just don't get to bear witness to.

Ladies, gentlemen, and the rest: I urge you to consider that the lack of resolution to Sammy's arc with blackmail is not the result of negligence in writing, but overambition that was shot down by the censors. They gave Sammy a Revenge Arc that was ultimately deemed Too Dark, so they gave her a rushed "I Am Not Going To Have Feelings About Anything Right Now" plotline, instead.

[strivia]

Kash + making me fear for Darius

"The longer Darius is with him the more danger he's in!"

[dumbasssimp]

Its alot, like multiple notebooks of oneshots/ headcanons/fics. i just need to type up. Most notebooks are completely filled, but fair warning, most are spicy (i have not posted nsfw on my blog in the like 3 years I've had it, but that's probably gonna change). Theres multiple fandoms off the top of my head i can think of Forrest gump, Cobra, Camp Cretaceous, full metal jacket, Harry Potter, the Walking Dead, breaking bad, naruto, the outsiders, etc.

These are all the fanfic notebooks:

Ps: i take x reader requests, just send a ask with a fandom (im in a lot, putting main ones in tags) and what you want to happen. I dont really have many limits unless you're a depraved perv, then i probably won't write your oneshot. I'll also write gender neutral/male/trans reader. i don't have a problem with that. Just specify, or I'll default to fem.

[nineratsinatrenchcoat]

have a silly goofy from me

[idle-compy]

😱😱😱

Shouldn’t have thought about it more than I originally did for I have come to a cursed conclusion… @idle-compy because it’s your tags

[nattule29]

jump scare

I’m actually going to kill him

Idk how to kill a dead man but I will in every life I’ll be there as a raptor man dog cat doesn’t matter I’ll be there and I will be the last thing he sees in every miserable life as he suffers!!!!🤭

sorry got a little dark on you guys there 😉

[ren1327]

"Dearest Gentle Readers" character list

Here are the characters and roles they have based on the show.

Under the cut as not to clog time-line

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Violet Bridgerton - Mrs. Bowman (Camp Creteceous)

Anthony, 23 - David "Dave" (Camp Creteceous) A

Benedict, 21 - Brandon "Brand" Bowman (Camp Creteceous, Chaos Theory) A

Colin, 19 - Yasmina "Yaz" Fadoula (Camp Creteceous, Chaos Theory) A

Daphne, 18 - Kenji Kon (Camp Creteceous, Chaos Theory) O

Eloise, 17 - Darius Bowman (Camp Creteceous, Chaos Theory) B

Francesca, 17 - Jessica "Jess" Harding (Telltale's Jurassic Park) O

Gregory, 13 - Maisie Lockwood-Grady (JW: Fallen Kingdom, JW: Dominion) B

Hyacinth, 11 - Kadasha (Battle at Big Rock) A

Portia Featherington - Claire Dearing (JW, JW: Fallen Kingdom, JW: Dominion) A

Prudence, 19 - Zachary "Zach" Mitchell (JW) O

Phillipa, 18 - Grey Mitchell (JW) O

Penelope, 17 - Samantha "Sammy" Gutierrez (Camp Creteceous, Chaos Theory) O

Simon Basset, 21 - Benjamin "Ben" Fitzgerald Pincus (Camp Cretaceous, Chaos Theory) A

Will Modrich - Roxie (Camp Cretaceous) A

Alice Modrich - Kayla Watts (JW: Dominion) A

Madame Delacroix - Mae Turner (Camp Cretaceous) B

Lord Nigel Berbrook - Kash D. Langford (Camp Cretaceous) A

Mrs. Berbrook - Lewis Dodgeson (JP, Camp Cretaceous, JW: Dominion) B

Credessa Cowper, 20 - Sonoya Santos (JW: Dominion) O

Lady Cowper - Zara Young (JW) O

Queen Charlotte - Ian Malcolm (JP, The Lost World, JW: Fallen Kingdom, JW: Dominion) O

King George III - Alan Grant (JP, JP3, JW: Dominion) A

Brimsly - Nick Van Owen (The Lost World) B

Lady Danbury - Ellie Sattler (JP, JP3, JW: Dominion) B

Prince Fredrick - Eric Kirby (JP3) A

Lady Whistledown - Brooklyn (Camp Cretaceous, Chaos Theory) A

Mentions of deceased:

Edmund Bridgerton - Fredrick Bowman (Camp Cretaceous) A

Archibald Featherington - Owen Grady (JW, JW: Fallen Kingdom, Jurassic World: Dominion) A

[ozonekid89]

Okay dankash people I need your opinions