#karma is wonderful

[alwaysracing]

That’s so weird, I thought Lance was only here to race but yet here he is crashing into the safety barrier 🤔

[fakelovesgf]

This just in! My dirtball ex just got an STD from his girlfriend (aka the girl he cheated on me with)

I LOVE THIS SONNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

[tact-and-impulse]

Right before my physics exam, these two prissy girls ended up sitting next to me. One of them had coffee, and I noticed that it spilled on the floor (barely missing my foot and backpack). All she did was say that it was fine, it wasn’t getting anywhere. No apology, no attempt to clean it up. Cue me awkwardly arranging myself so her backwash doesn’t touch me or my stuff.

Then, during the exam, she drops her equation sheet. On the floor. Right in her coffee spill.

Get rekt, bitch.