#karli's mama

[canute-saga]

Twitter April/May Dump

I watched the Vinland Saga stage play five times.

In Twitter site, Thorfinn won as the best character from Vinland Saga, followed by Askeladd, Hild, Knut and Einar

Hild is the father

It was Red's birthday, so I felt like drawing Stan

It was also Myre's birthday

I saw a AO3 tag so ednute, I had to

I love my two kings

and my two queens

and my two princesses (Gunhild from Nutty, Snorri from Finny)

I adore the kids I hope they have their own saga...

...and grow up!

And then I decided to re-draw that girlverse doodle. See ya!

[nyssasblog]

Sometimes a child can have more than just one mother. And sometimes those mothers can be a sailor that's also a runaway bride that stabbed her husband, an ex mercenary and freed slave who's working on bettering himself and those around him, a talented carpenter and huntress with a grudge and genius IQ and last but not least the viking era's possibly bravest dog.

[i-have-no-enemies]

Sweet family 🥹

[chickawah23]

Why wait for the ship to return when you can fly your own to meet it in outer space

Baby Astronauts

[kwyw]

I can’t handle how adorable this is 😍

(x)

[taytaay131313]

KARLIE KLOSS GAVE BIRTH OH MY GOD CONGRATULATIONS MAMA😭🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

[alchemist-whisper]

Oh, my starry-eyed gossip goblins! 🌟✨

Your favorite bewildered fortune-teller is back after Grammy energy and... my my!

Now, where were we before all this delightful chaos? adjusts my turquoise and orange-embroidered shawl while stirring the golden flames in my cauldron Ah yes! Let's return to our regularly scheduled mystical mischief!

As I always say while brewing my most focused potions: even the most enchanting distractions must give way to our magical agenda! ✨

And back with some piping hot cosmic tea! Grab your tarot cards and put on your detective hats, because we're diving deep into the mystical world of Taylor Swift's "loml" (that's "love of my life" for those who haven't cracked the Swiftie code yet).

The burning question on everyone's lips: Is this enchanting tune about our tall, blonde, and fabulous friend Karlie? Well, my dears, the cards have spoken, and they're spilling more tea than a clumsy witch at a celestial café!

Let's see what the universe whispered to us:

25 (The Ring) 💍: Ooh, commitment alert! Looks like this song's about someone who's got Taylor's heart on lockdown.

5 (The Tree) 🌳: Roots deeper than Taylor's song lyrics? Check! This relationship's been growing for seasons, darlings.

12 (The Birds) 🐦: Tweet tweet! There's more to this story than meets the eye (or ear). Secret messages, anyone?

Put it all together, and what do we get? A cosmic cocktail that screams "Kaylor" louder than a banshee at a karaoke night!

The Ring and The Tree are practically slow dancing together, telling us this is about a long-term, deeply rooted connection. (Sound like anyone we know? *wink wink*) And those Birds? They're chirping about complex communication and hidden meanings. Classic Taylor, am I right?

Now, I'm not saying it's definitely about Karlie... but if this were a game of Clue, I'd be slapping down my cards and yelling "Karlie Kloss, in the recording studio, with a heartfelt ballad!"

Remember, my little stardust sprinkles, Mama Swift works in mysterious ways. This could all be an elaborate ruse to throw us off the scent. Or maybe... just maybe... we've cracked the code!

Either way, keep those ears perked and those third eyes wide open. The next clue could be hiding in plain sight!

Stay cosmic, my lovelies! ✨🔮

Yours in eternal perplexity,

Alchemist Whisper

ps.: If you see me frantically scribbling notes at the next Taylor Swift concert, no you didn't! A fortune-teller never reveals her sources... unless Mercury is in retrograde, of course! 😉🤫

ps².: Chappell Roan, sweetheart, you can always be at my sacred chamber 🫢

[loustyleshtommo]

Taylor Swift’s TTPD Song Theory: The Alchemy

I believe The Alchemy is about Karlie Kloss showing up at the Eras Tour postpartum, while Travis Kelce is another red herring.

He’s a counterfeit; She is 24 karat magic in the air~

This is Taylor writing from Karlie’s perspective:

The Alchemy

This happens once every few lifetimes.

It’s how IVF works. Not all embryos get implanted. Not all pregnancies are viable. (Higher miscarriage rate than traditional conception). It feels like a miracle when it results in a healthy baby.

These chemicals hit me like white wine./He jokes that it’s HEROIN but this time with an ‘E’

Epidural used to assist childbirth can make you feel drowsy. That’s where the ‘E’ comes from. Mama also had to give up white wine due to pregnancy, so she hadn’t felt tipsy in a while.

Heroin + e = Heroine

Taylor in Don’t Blame Me: My drug is my baby I’ll be using for the rest of my life

Reputation muse is her heroine.

Also, how sweet it is to call your wife a heroine for giving birth to your child. I’m grinning from ear-to-ear every time I hear this line.

What if I told you I'm back?

The hospital was a drag

Worst sleep that I ever had

This is Karlie showing up at The Eras Tour concert only days postpartum.

I circled you on a map

Confirming that she was a muse for reputation. (End Game: I buried hatchets but I keep maps of where I put them.)

Or, even sweeter interpretation: They drew circle around their baby in the ultrasound pictures taken during pregnancy. Taylor’s baby in Karlie’s tummy. That’s the most adorable mental picture ever.

I haven't come around in so long

But I'm coming back so strong

Remember Karlie at the reputation tour? That was after kissgate and love blackout. So many people were saying they hated each other then. And so many people mocked her for coming to the Eras Tour. How strong is she that she refused to let anything stop her from coming to support Taylor? Not the public opinions, nor recent childbirth can stop this mother.

So when I touch down

The continuation of Call It What You Want: My baby’s fly like a jet stream

Call the amateurs

I’m biased and think this line is about Swifties who chased Easter Eggs but couldn’t see Karlie embed into the heart and soul of Taylor’s songs.

And cut 'em from the team

bridges burn, I never learned

Ditch the clowns, get the crown

All the jokers dressing up as king

Baby I'm the one to beat

This is so cute. Taylor wrote from Karlie’s perspective here and really said Karlie KNOWS with absolute certainty that she is the King of My Heart.

Cause the sign on your heart

Said it's still reserved for me

Again with the ‘Karlie knows I am in love with her so utterly and completely, always

Honestly, who are we to fight the alchemy?

And the sweetest thing about this being from Karlie’s pov is that, she already made damn sure Taylor knows, that Karlie doesn’t blame her at all for the bearding/fake love for the crowd. That’s how Taylor gets the confidence to write this whole song in such a way that could be attributed to the guy on the chief. He’s not the real muse, like the alchemy that doesn’t make real gold.

Hey you, what if I told you we're cool?

That child's play back in school

Is forgiven under my rule

This is Karlie at the Eras Tour responding to Taylor’s inability to hide how smitten she was for Karlie, especially during ‘betty’ performance. James is down bad.

I haven't come around in so long

But I'm making a comeback to where I belong

Again a reiteration of Karlie showing up to support Taylor at her concerts since 1989 to reputation tour, and now The Eras Tour. It’s as reassuring as the repeating chorus. But do you know what changes? The two lines about giving birth to IVF baby that she opens and closes the song with. In the beginning, there’s only one leading vocal. At the end, there are two vocals in harmonies. Like how Taylor and Karlie have transitioned from being moms of one kid to two kids. And they’ve been so in love through it all.

These blokes warm the benches

We been on a winning streak

Once again with the reassurance. Karlie made sure that Taylor knows no matter how much bearding they have to do, the love they have for each other never wanes.

Shirts off,

The many outfits change Taylor does in every concert.

and your friends lift you up over their heads

I Did Something Bad Choreography: Go ahead and light me up.

Beer sticking to the floor

Shout out to swifties drunk on alcohol AND fun during the concert

Cheers chanted,

ONE, TWO, THREE, LET’S GO BITCH among many others

‘cause they said

There was no chance, trying to be the greatest in the league

Again, with reference to reputation era and how Taylor was not the mass media’s favorite at all, at the time.

Where's the trophy?

Not Taylor calling herself Karlie’s trophy wife. HAHAHAHAHAHAHSJK

He just comes running over to me

James is still just as down bad for Betty now as ever.

Thank god for Travis’s team winning, otherwise this sweetest song would’ve been scrapped for being too obviously not about him.

[songbird878]

As a mom of 3, I appreciate this SO much! When I had my first, we both almost died. There was so much trauma to process on top of being a new mom, being in the ICU and having my son in the NICU. I wasn't given any guidance or resources. Thank you Karlie for speaking about this immensely important topic! I love you Mama Kar! 💜

on my independent contractor shit again

[canute-saga]

twitter doodles with some context

“prologue arc but Einar is part of it”

“was Sweyn Forkbeard hot or not?”

“Thorfinn soup”

“vinland saga but mahou shoujo show”

“older Knut, Thorfinn and Einar”

“day one of thornute week: impressions”

“day two of thornute week: sword & crown”

“day three of thornute week: life & death”

“day four of thornute week: children”

“day five of thornute week: paradises”

“day six of thornute week: alternative universes”

“day seven of thornute week: free day”

“what possible haircuts would Knut have for chapter 202?”

“random meme”

[kloss-karliee]

connect📨 Murray, Mazz

Karlie: the fact that you were in two separate productions of Mama Mia playing two different characters is mind bogglingly impressive! Karlie: i also see that you enjoy cooking! do you have a favorite recipe that you'd be open to sharing with a fellow woman who loves to both bake & cook herself?

[i-have-no-enemies]

I find this so funny, because Thorfinn really has been in some dire situations before where he probably had to make due with what little provisions he had, and still, despite that, he’s like “why in THE WORLD would we eat the dog?!”

[chickawah23]

Just because I am feeling clownish 🤡

So this tiktok creator was asking why Taylor played 3 track 14s tonight in Zurich and also released 3 versions of Fortnight (which means 14 days). And she doesn’t get why Taylor is obsessed with 3/14. (I didn’t want to share the video link just because it was a simple question).

But the video made me laugh because my brain went directly to 3/14/2021 when Karlie’s dear ole hullabaloo decided to announce the birth of Karlie’s first child on IG literally while Taylor was performing Cardigan August and Willow at the Grammys during Covid. Even though we learned from Karlie later on that the child was actually born 3 days earlier on 3/11…

Just to clarify

Tonight for night 2 in Zurich on 7/10/24 (a day before Karlie’s 2nd child’s 1st birthday) Taylor played closure (track 14 on evermore) x A Perfectly Good Heart (track 14 on debut) and Robin (track 30 but technically the 14th song on the anthology section of the album) x Never Grow Up (track 8 on her 3rd album)

It is truly such a Smol werld

[cactus-cactus-cactus]

Karly Octet makes me so CRAZY like what do you MEAN yes no no yes yes left right left left right left…..mama was a gambler mama played the slots watching the wheels go round and round when will I get lucky when will I get my shot when will those three cherries line up when will those three cherries line up when will those three cherries line up when will those three cherries line up????? We all know that’s what sex is rights it’s fucking GOD??? YOU NEED TO BE GAGGED… god there’s no fucking equivalency here!!!! I feel my body stretched between 2 cliffs one side is fantasy the other reality I feel my fingers start to loose their grip and I can’t hold on I COULD BE SO GOOD AT LOVE I COULD BE SO GOOD AT LOVE I COULD BE SO GOOD AT LOVE I COULD BE SO GOOD AT LOVE!!!!! Where am I supposed to meet people? Church?? FUCK!!!

[taytaay131313]

KARLIE KLOSS VIA INSTAGRAM 💙

[royal-confessions]

“Jared Kushner talks about how $valuable$ Gaza seafront could be for Israel, he also thinks Palestinians should be removed from their homeland: This is the same guy who attended Al-Hussein & Rajwa's wedding. He is a con, a mama's boy and completely inept, he can't keep his shameful friendships hidden. RUN RAJWA, DON'T WALK.” - Submitted by Anonymous

“The dearest Crown Prince Hussein is close friend with Jared Kushner,went to his wedding with Karlie Kloss ect..his brother came to his wedding in June . It speaks volume..what a shame!!! Hypocrite!! I'm disappointed and Gaza war made me finally open my eyes on that family. And sorry ,Rajwa is now with them for almost a year so she knows things and agreed to stay. It shows who she is in reality too!! No wonder their people are going crazy protesting!! You can't pretend to feel for Palestine and be friends or work with anyone who's against the occupied land!” - Submitted by Anonymous