#karitom-portelston

[zawmbie-blog]

I told him about the plan and was like "THEY'RE GOING TO BE OUR CHILDREN" and he just got very quiet and then was like ".....-deep sigh of giving up-"

HE IS A BOB

[undeadzombiepanda]

Funny shiz man...

How people look thinking they can dance.

what happens when you try to look cool.

[tamalefemale]

Lee Peace in Meedle Earth need to have a comic written.

YAAASSSS

[tamalefemale]

What gif will you use for this ask?

[zawmbie-blog]

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR THIS IS PERFECT BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE MATT AGREED TO IT EITHER THAT OR HE JUST SAID 'OKAY' SO I'D STOP TALKING 

[zawmbie-blog]

karitom-portelston replied to your photo “My boyfriend called me because he thought this dude Michael was luring...”

This is the most beautiful thing I have seen in my life. 😭👏🙌 For a second I thought you were super tumblr famous and your FB post was just on my dash & I was about to be like I know that gurl - then it was your own post. Hahahaha

lmao that would be trippy. If I ever see someone else posting my facebook statuses I would be mortified.

[zawmbie-blog]

Rules: You can tell a lot by the type of music they listen to. Hit shuffle on your iPod, Phone, iTunes ect. and write down the first 20 songs then pass this on to 10 people.  One Rule: No Skipping!

Tagged by cobrex

o1. City and Colour - The Girl

o2. Justin Moore - I Could Kick Your Ass

o3. J. Cole Ft. Miguel - Power Trip

o4. Stone Sour - Absolute Zero

o5. Lana Del Rey - Cola (Pussy)

o6. Beyonce ft. Andre 3000 - Back To Black

o7. Spice Girls - Spice Up Your Life

o8. Imagine Dragons - Demons

o9. The Neighbourhood - Float

10. Jake Owen - Days of Gold

11. Frank Ocean - Swim Good

12. Daft Punk - Get Lucky

13. Led Zeppelin - Ramble On

14. The Prodigy - Invaders Must Die

15. The Black Keys - I'll Be Your Man

16. The Killers - Somebody Told Me

17. Eli Young Band - Even If It Breaks Your Heart

18. The Neighbourhood - WDYWFM

19. Pistol Annies - I Feel A Sin Comin' On

20. Elysian Fields - Red Riding Hood

I am musically confused.

[zawmbie-blog]

Me and Karissa not working again.

[zawmbie-blog]

I really need to stop leaving my phone laying around at work.

[tamalefemale]

Question Thingy!

I was tagged by Jennifer to do these questions! I hope I'm doing this right...Anyways! 

1. Favorite song of the moment?

Um...Probably "Open Your Eves" by Snow Patrol. It makes me feel all sadly dramatic, like those songs you listen to when it's raining and you act like you're in a movie. 

2. What were you doing two hours ago? Twelve hours ago?

Two hours ago I was watching Gangland with my brother and 12 hours ago I was laying in bed trying really hard to go to sleep. 

3. What did you eat for breakfast?

I woke up and went straight to the grocery store with my brother, so it was like 11 when I ate. I had a turkey sandwich with chicken, cheddar, and broccoli soup. 

4. You can kill any one character, who?

Oh man...I'm pulling a blank of course. I've read so many books and seen so many movies and I can't think of a single one besides like, Voldemort. 

5. Is your Christmas tree up yet? (if you celebrate it)

My mom's is, but it's like a 2 foot purple tree and I'm sad because I want a green and red and silver "traditional" tree. Maybe I'll put a little one up in my room. :)

6. Pumpkin or pecan pie?

Ahhh! Pumpkin, I guess. 

7. What is your favorite part of yourself?

My laugh. I used to hate my laugh because I laugh really loud, but I stopped because I am not going to feel bad for your ear drums when I'm happy. 

8. If I texted you out of the blue at two in the morning and asked you to grab a change of clothes and come with me because it was an emergency, would you?

Hecks yeah! It wouldn't even have to be an emergency. Granted, hopefully I would wake up to the text.

9. Would you like a pet rat? A snake?

Sure! As long as they weren't ones I found like, in my house. At a zoo or something, sure!

10. Pet peeves?

People acting superior is the only thing that bothers me really - don't treat me like I am incompetent or that my thoughts/ideas are invalid because you "know better". 

11. Favorite place to eat?

Food wise, anywhere diner-y. I like that whole "down home comfort cooking" thing. Really though, I'd probably say McDonald's, one specific one, because my friends and I go there a lot to just sit and talk for hours and it's always fun.

I don't remember what I do after I answer the questions, so um, I'm just gonna tag people to answer these ones. 

[tamalefemale]

Karissa...

Is literally one of the best people I have ever known & even though she is tired a'f and grieving over the loss of her Jesus baby - I still love her. (;

[zawmbie-blog]

Karissa was mad cause I wouldn't let her meet M. and then threatened to show up at my house for some weird horse threesome. weird.

[zawmbie-blog]

karitom-portelston replied to your post: Whenever I find out that one of my friends on...

but we’re friends on both….. O_o

Shhhhh. You and Cheyenne don't count. 

[zawmbie-blog]

I'm off work for two days and

This text makes alot more sense now.

[zawmbie-blog]

Karissa tried to get me to eat her ass while we were at work tonight and I was like

nah girl

we at work.