#kari speaks

[o-winterqueen-o]

feng xin really is just the ultimate babygirl

[kari-the-storyteller]

The sudden urge to become a pirate lord and sail the seven seas to plunder booty, drink obscene amounts or alcohol, commit several warcrimes, commit more warcrimes, and destroy the patriarchy.

Also find hot woman and become a hot woman

[chocolatecupcakesandlavender]

my hibiscus is in bloom again 💖🌺

[kari-the-storyteller]

TIME TO BECOME A PIRATE LORD, WHO WILL JOIN ME

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

[headfullof-ideas]

Fontaine and Ant meet their future partners in…very different ways

Fontaine and Nate meet during a festival at the coastal village he lives at, on an island not a days trip from the Aronnax’s base and where a number of the Nektons family friends also happen to live, leading to frequent visits.

Meanwhile, Ant and Kari meet at the college Kari’s dad works at, and where a number of the Nektons interns attend for school.

Their first meeting with one another is…about as chaotic as the pair of them are together, and not off to the same start as Fontaine and Nate’s was. And due to Kari’s dad being one of the (if less liked) scientists stationed at the Aronnax’s base that works for the WOA, and Kari spending her summers at the college he does his research at, they have a fair number more interactions than either of them want at first.

[o-winterqueen-o]

i know a lot of people like to headcanon feng xin as a snorer but i don't agree! he's a body guard—the crown price's fulltime servant. if xie lian was killed or kidnapped in his sleep, that's on feng xin's head.

since he became a bodyguard @age 14, he was probably trained for the position from an incredibly young age, so he was likely trained to be an incredibly light sleeper. wakes up at the sound of footsteps or abrupt changes in breathing kind of light sleeper. scares himself awake if he snores kinda sleeper. especially in places other than the palace or royal holy pavilion. he probably almost killed mu qing at least once from mu qing coming into xie lian's room to prepare a bath and his clothes for the day WAY earlier than feng xin expected.

anyways feng xin needing sleeping medicine as a god because the heavens are never quiet enough for him to get a decent sleep and if he tries to sleep in the mortal world he gets woken up by crickets and wildlife if he sleeps in a temple or the sound of other people moving if he sleeps at an inn

[kari-the-storyteller]

Been thinking about the pirate oc...I wan become her

I wanna be a hot pirate and sail the seven seas

Can I contact some elder/eldritch/old god to sacrifice my firstborn to become her?

[kari-the-storyteller]

Les do it

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

[westleywithatea]

cc!ForeverPlayer was kicked from QSMP. Karine Favilla has deactivated her social medias.

No matter how scornful the deeds, heinous the actions, strong the disapproval from peers, nobody deserves death threats. Or any threats of harm and/ or violence. update: Karine came back a while ago. Please remain respectful and kind.

[bunnygirlism]

im gonna eat your art

aint nothin you can do about partner

what it taste like doe

[tiredgremlintime]

Pics of big siblings with judging looks ft their little siblings

[kari-the-storyteller]

Me fr

Girl you cant be yuri nosebleeding over the pirate who may or may not be kidnapping you

[toothlesshat]

i put it in your tags but i can send you this now

I can’t believe our stupid silly memes for the past few years ended up being the plot. Incredible

[bobafetts-princess]

Just letting you guys know that I’m still here and still very much in love with animated Fire Lord Zuko 🫶🏻

[awesomecooperlove]

BREAKING: Leaked audio reveals top Republican official tried to bribe Kari Lake to not run for the Senate in Arizona:

“Is there any companies out there or something that could just put her on the payroll to keep her out?”

😱😱😱

[kari-the-storyteller]

Ahem

"DEFENESTRATE!!"

What word actually is "Power Word: Kill"?

Wrong answers only