#karen wheeler needs to mama bear tf out man

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Stranger things season 5 things I think would be really cool to see/ hope to see (in no particular order) :

Nancy being sapphic. Idc how it gets done but she needs to give in to her gay tendencies

Along that line of thinking, Ronance moments (bonus if they become a canon couple)

Karen going ape shit. I want her to fucking snap. I Need her to Mcgyver a weapon like Nancy and just go fucking crazy with it

Mr. Hauser or Mr. Clark making an appearance

Ted just disappears. We dont know where he went but he vanishes (ugh fine maybe he can get a character saving moment and shift into war™ mode. I can see him with dirt under his eyes, sleeves ripped, and tie wraped around his forehead like Rambo)

Karen protects Will and then calls him family

Joyce and Karen team up

Hopper causes a big explosion and hes proud of it

Max doesnt die

Elmax/lumax/Elumax moments

Dustin gets a hug. He needs it.

Suzy instructing them on how to synthesize napalm. It works???

Nancy kisses Robin on the lips

Johnathan is seen being a good big brother to El (pls. Im starving for byers sibling moments that isnt just Johnathan and Will)

Similar to that, El and Will being the siblings ever (Yes! I believe in byers twin supremacy)

Will gets a haircut (pls its been 7 years, let it go babes)

Will learns how to puppet master the shits from the upside down. Idk how he does it but he needs to fist fight/shoot vecna

They have a shooting competition and Nancy and Will get seriously competative. (mike is some how the worst shot of the group)

LOVE FOR LUCAS!!! PLEASE!!!! MY BOY!!! LET HIM BE HAPPY FOR ONCE!!! I CANNOT STAND THIS LUCAS NEGLECT

Lucas <3

Erica needs to full on deck a bitch. I dont know who or care but she deserves to break a bitch's nose.

Robin listens to the Cranberries

Big sister Nancy and big brother Mike moments with Holly (i feel like we deserve to see it, as a treat)

Nancy and Mike being siblings <3

Holly has to do something badass that no one expected. Like homegirl stared down a demogorgon, come on.