#kamal x parsley

[t33th-th13f]

current mood

[silvermoon279-madam]

Three Full Body Flat Color Commissions that I got commissioned by the lovely @troolyart to make! Featuring both her Smile for Me OC and Smile for Me canon characters!

[wubwubwubtastic]

PROUD SELF SHIPPER BABY!!!!!

I love KAMAL BORA

I love DOCTOR BORIS HABIT

I love PARSLEY BOTCH

RAGH

(sketches under cut)

[ennaku-sirri-da]

Jimbit (Jimothan X Habit) watches a movie HCs courtesy of me and Mika [Part 4 ]

Jimbit( I literally love writing the ship name like one person) watching a movie and habit is in suspense so he grabs jimbo......Hes moving in closer😳(flustered emoji)

Honestly like all those ''I dont know personal space'' things Habit does that Jimothan was just like haha lol before must be really flustering now.

For sure!!! He’s trying to act cool but now he cant sit still hes not even really watching the movie

He’s watching....HABIT!!!!(plain text: Habit!!!)

He tries to do the (yawn, arm around you) thing but Habit thinks hes actually tired and gets up to grab him a blanket

Parsley in the corner: hey Kam could you reign in your husband over there god

Kamal: nah

Jimothan is like WHAT (plain text: What) can you sit down? please dont leave me this part is so scary actually!! what if the bad guy shoots him😭(sobbing emoji)

Parsley: dude hes destroying my dad over there WTF dude

Kamal: so? he should be used to it by now thats his problem

I’m sorry dude I’d help you out but Rose has me in a contract ''not to interfere with Jimbit’‘

(Rose is the Flower Kid of this AU and hes my self insert and a bitch😁(smiling emoji))

rose and buddy always tag along but only to supervise and giggle in the BG

(Buddy is my friend Mika’s sona\OC! And Habit plus Kamal’s other husband hee hee )

Parsley: Kamal please....For our friendship

Kamal: Parsley bro do you want me to live or die rn?

Parsley: What does that little kid even have on you? dude this is pathetic

Kamal: He said he'll steal my firstborn child

Parsley: What fucking child?

Kamal:um.....

Parsley: oh Kamal no not that shit again oh my god dude

Context: Kamal is a Marvel nerd and he believes hes pregnant\going to carry the Spiderman X Deadpool child across the astral plane. Hes really serious about his RP.

Jimothan is like Chellam (means something like Darling) please sit down🥺(pleading emoji)

Jimothan pulls out the nicknames when the situation is critical

🤭(giggling emoji) !!! Habit agrees to stay but only if the sleepyhead lets him hold Jim through the scary parts. Habit will be the blanket( He is very warm with lots of hair and fur!!!)

They sit like Habit behind him, sprawled out on the couch and holding Jimothan in front of him and trying to encircle him. if Jim wasnt sleepy before he sure starts to be.

Habit kisses him on the hair and hums into it. Imagine feeling that deep voice reverberating through you, holy shit. Also Habit copying the Buddy purrs....🥺(pleading emoji)❤️(heart emoji) 

Context: Buddy has cat traits!!

Parsley: Bro I can’t watch this. Can we just leave for a bit?

Kamal: Nope, I’m invested now.

 If it comforts you its the best feeling ever when he purrs into you like that. It transports me right to Habit Hell, heh

Parsley: I feel worse now

Kamal has popcorn and Pars needs a new friend group desperately. He is absolutely traumatized.

Parsley: I’m sorry but you all are a bit too '''invested''' in romancing my dang dad

Kamal: Does it help if I like your other dad more....If you could put in a good word with him that'd mean a lot actually--- (cut off)

Parsley: No and No

Context: Kamal thinks Trencil is hot and wants to be friends but they’re forever  un-friends after kamal yelled '’NOT TODAY SATAN!!!!’’ [plain text: Not today Satan!!!] at him when he was habitician-hunting with Mirphy (Mirphy and Kamal rounded up a lot of Habiticians for Habit starting out in this AU)

He almost staked him with a garlic necklace yelling. It was embarrassing.

So he’s just vaguely flustered around Trencil and Trencil ignores him LOL.

[ GIF: The Looney Tunes end screen with ‘’Thats all Folks!’’ in cursive. The BG is a red circle in progressively smaller parts with shading. The innermost circle is dark blue. end ID]

For now!! 😁(smiling emoji)

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For @zeromet A very talented person whose @askpabit blog you should check out...!!

And heres the fanfics you asked for! (not by me)

https://archiveofourown.org/series/1460020 (links to The Habit-Botch Fambily [translated: The Habit-Botch Family] by asandygraves on Ao3)

They are extremely sweet and I hope you enjoy reading them if you have time and\or can! I think this is what got me into Jimbit haha...🥰(smiling face surrounded by hearts emoji)

[inkleaf-cafe]

I have scrolled to the bottom of the Parsley x Kamal tag.

[terabyte-teddybear]

redoing my blacklist since it linked to a deleted post!

media: harry potter, attack on titan, yandere simulator, boyfriend to death, hetalia, what we do in the shadows, stranger things, detroit become human, homestuck, i can decline anything i don't feel comfortable doing

characters: dr. hotti, max galactica, wesley stickler (ace attorney) / teruteru hanamura, korekiyo shinguji, kokichi ouma (danganronpa) / rudol von stroheim, alessi, cioccolata (jjba) / admiral zhao, fire lord ozai (atla) / general pong krell, syril karn (star wars) / clay puppington (moral orel) / the abernant parents, camille (fantasy high) / disco, peterman, any celestial dragons (one piece)

ships: pete conlan x cody walsh, rey x kylo ren, bojack/riz/luffy x anyone, aoi/mahiru/franziska/lulia x men, parsley/habit/kamal/nagito/nekomaru/angus/gregg x women, grace monroe x simon laurent ships, any ships of the kids and teens from avatar, anything inc3st/p3do

[peopleeeater]

sfm au but it's just post-habitat malpractice lawsuit + third wheel roommate boris

[bortort]

hi @gaylart-mess ! I was your secret santa for the @sfmsecretsanta event :-) Drew kamal/parsley cuddling after parsley had a rough day at work. this was real fun to draw after i finished the tangle of arms lol hope you like it, happy holidays!!

[weirdpastelflower]

parsley is thinking

[harperonni]

Two men travelling about and trying new foods and sometimes they kiss

[t33th-th13f]

HELLOOOO!!!!!

MY NAME IS MYSTERY!!

i'm a funky little weirdo creature who has an insane amount of love for all things UnSeTtLiNg!!!!!

firstly!! lets cover some info on me and my account!!

The Account -

this blog is all about Weirdcore with the occasional dreamcore and creeeepy kidcore but, because of that, i give a huge warning for gore, teeth, eyes, and overall lots of unsettling or horror type of things. please be careful with my account and if needed, just plain out ignore me. i'd rather you be safe and comfortable rather than hurt or something worse. besides that, i'll be posting Smile For Me content along with Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared, Welcome Home Puppet Show, My Little Pony, Regretevator, Happy Tree Friends, and tons more! this account is 16+ but there WILL BE MATURE THEMES SO PLEASE READ ANY WARNINGS I GIVE!!!

me info :-p -

i am 20! i do get distracted rather easily so i might forget to post occasionally oops :p anyways i really like to yap and go on about lore and random bs soooo be prepared to listen to my ramblings! again, i'm an adult so please be respectful of that. if anything makes me uncomfortable i have a right to say no just like you do. shipping stuff is fine with me just, y'know, don't be weeeeird about it ',:-|

anyways! i think thats it for now soooo...HAVE FUN AND BE RESPECTFUL!!!

[the-doddler]

Scribbles :P

[buggymakesart]

Some doodles of Parsley n’ Kamal bein cute I drew a little while ago :-]

[ennaku-sirri-da]

Jimbit (Jimothan X Habit) HCs courtesy of me and Mika [Part 2]

OK so

@zeromet FOR YOU!!! (AGAIN YAY) [Plain text: For you!!! (Again yay)]

Also clarification here that sometime Kamal and Habit ‘open’ their relationship and Trencil is generally OK with his partner having other romantic partners AKA OK with polyamory. I guess they all worked it out ha

--At the end of a really good spaghetti western

Habit is doing the celebration stuff and so is jim and he straight asks jim if they can kiss ( I guess Trencil and Kamal would know by now that these two are gay for each other. They don’t really do anything they just let it happen naturally)

And Jimothan is so caught up in the moment he says yes and they kiss for way too long and then the credits come on and they panic

Habit immediately drives home with sleep-deprived nightmare-moon Kamal

Jimothan immediately offs all the lights and rolls into bed at 3 AM 

---Damn spaghetti western night goes on late!!

Imagine Jimothan and Habby watching the sun rise...sleeping on each other.

Habit uses Jim like a pillow so that he doesn’t squish him. He’d be so gentle with Jim because dude’s a noodle. Thats also just how Habit is and it flusters Jimbo!!!

--Anywaysss somewhere after The Kiss(TM), Jim and Habit just admit they like each other and then they date because they’re both straightforward like that ha.

--When Jim and Habit just start out as a couple its real awkward but they both have patience so its fine. Lotsa awkward laughs and scares. Maybe kamal and trencil needed to help wingman a little.

--Habit purpousefully loses their arm fights to Jimbo just to see the joy on his face and hear him laugh

--Jimothan calls Habit Tamil nicknames( My HC is that Jim and Pars are tamil like me!!) BUT[plain text: But] He doesn’t tell him what they mean or tells Habit a very unsapped version

From Kanamma to Kanmachan...

Kanamma means a woman\girl who is the apple of your eye! Machan means brother-in-law, but it is also casual slang for calling your guy-friends. 

Kanmachan is an entirely made-up mashup by me LMAO Machan of my eye.

Habit calls Jimbo his yeehawty

--They go on horseback riding dates( Borrowing Lulia’s horses cuz that girl is rich!)

old guys helping each other up on horses....🥺(pleading emoji)

....AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE HORSE OMG [Plain text: And there was only one horse omg]

(Lulia lies and says the others are too tired rn so theres only one they can ride)

(I owe you my life Lulia)

Habit is huge and Jimbo is short so Habit has to lift Jim up but only after Jim tries and fails himself

Jimothan almost falls and dies BTW but Habit catches him

[ Gif description: A man catches a woman in a dip like a dance. end GIF]

Unfortunately both Jim and Habit’s backs start hurting because of it and they roll around in the grass a bit for pain relief

Its incredibly romantic

the horse rolls its eyes but what does it know of romance hm?

--Habit: "bay-bee our loaf defies the lawls of physics 🥺(pleading emoji) " [translated: baby our love defies the laws of physics]

Just like a Kollywood movie!!

[ GIF: Scene from a movie. A guy drives a cycle and a big truck swerves to avoid him, bumping off of something hard and flying away at the end. end ID]

Big Habit X Jimbo vibes. I bet Jimothan has a big decorated truck. Its like his third kid( Nat is the second because Bloody Mary--Jim X Trencil are married! )

Habits like Jimothan can I😳(flustered emoji)sit beside you in your truck (*Pushes Parsley away)

Parsley is buff as hell so he could probably beat Habit up but he’s too tired so he just gets thrown to the back anyway.

[GIF: Scene from a movie. Police guy gets out of a moving car in slow motion and points a gun into the distance. end GIF]

Jimothan doing stupid shit to impress Habit^ 

‘‘Look I am a ‘Bad Ass’ like the Kids say’‘

Habits clapping and giggling and cheering for him while Pars already has his insurance on the phone.

More Jimbo stunts.

[bloblobber-propaganda]

Someone asked for Malpractice Lawsuit but I lost the ask, this one goes out to you anon *blows a kiss to the sky*