A kid's life is complicated; Creation of Akatsuki} How to be cool for nerds
A week later
kurenai) All right I'm kurenai yuhi I'm the teacher of the gardening class
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kakuzu) Oh this is a school they didn't tell me it was going to a school i was told we will be going to jail
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kisame) stop lying you knew we were going to a school
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sasori) Will you two shut up and have this lady finish what she was going to say
kurenai) Okay yeah like I was saying somebody will have to be showing you around the school later right now we're just going to go straight to the principal's office so you can meet the principal and all the teacher's
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kisame) So is the principal going to be like our new mom or something I'm asking because I haven't had one this long I really don't care to have one now
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kurenai) .........
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sasori) I agree I don't really want anybody nagging at me
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kakuzu) But does she have a lot of money though
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kurenai) These aren't questions you should be asking me just wait until you meet her, and do not call her nag or an old lady!
kurenai) All right boys here's your principal and your teachers
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tsunade) Okay now I'm going to go down the line and tell you each teacher's name and what they teach excluding me: first we have asuma he's the history teac
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guy) And I'm Guy sensei the gym teacher and I hope you guys will love this school and I welcome you to the greatest school ever!!
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Kakashi) Shhh guy Tsunade supposed to be talking right now
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sasori) Is that guy on steroids or something
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tsunade) Mm-hmm that was very rude; now let's go back to what I was saying here is shizune she's in training of being the nurse of the School
shizune) If you guys get hurt make sure you come to my office.
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tsunade) Then we have Orochimaru he's the music teacher
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kakuzu) He looks like a she
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sasori) Yeah and why is he so pale
anko) And I am anko the coolest teacher you could ever have I'm also the dance instructor so if you're into dancing I'm the teacher for you
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tsunade) You know what since people just keep on interrupting me; how about you just introduce yourselves
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iruka) ........
tsunade) ......... iruka are you paying attention
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iruka) Oh: y-yes I didn't realize I was next
sasori) "Oh this guy seems real smart"
iruka) Well my name is iruka and I work with the younger kids but right now I'm in training
Kakashi) my name is Kakashi Hatake and I teach science
kakuzu) Why do you wear a mask on your face? You ugly or something
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Kakashi) Why did you get sent to prison
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iruka) Kakashi; you can't be rude to the children's like that
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tsunade) I mean he did have a point there and the kids have been being very rude to all the teachers anyway that's going to stop soon and I guess that just leaves me your principal Tsunade
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sasori) So you're the lady we have to listen to
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tsunade) Yep that would be me
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Kiba) Did you hear about one of the new students he's a shark monster thing I heard he got in trouble for eating one of his friends
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Neji) That Is absolutely stupid Kiba he'd probably be in jail
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Kiba) Why are you even hanging out with us
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Neji) Tenten and Lee are off somewhere else
naruto) does he really look like a shark
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choji) Do you think you could eat us
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Kiba) Man I hear he has a whole mouthful of long sharp teeth like a shark
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Neji) There's no way he could bite me cuz I'm way stronger than all of you
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saukra) Whatever Neji you ain't stronger than all of us
Neji) Oh shut up, Haruno I'm stronger than you; And you know it
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saukra) No freaking way
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Neji) I'm bigger than you of course I'm stronger than you
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saukra) Well at least I'm smarter than you
|the school speakers|
tsunade) Sakura Haruno and Neji hyuga I would like to see you in my office
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Kiba) ho Somebody's in trouble
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A kid's life is complicated; Creation of Akatsuki Part 2
Alright so it's been a wait long enough for you guys to finally see the three kids that have done something so bad
This tough looking kid right here is Kisame hoshigaki he's an orphan that lives in the Hidden Mist; and in the Hidden Mist when your parents pass away they kind of just let you live your own way. Also he's part of a group of people called the seven deadly Swordsmen a group of people with amazing swords and a little bit of a secret but that's for later.
He's always been sort of a nice kid but since he's so big and strong Looking a lot of the people on his Island are scared of him he doesn't have a lot of friends and gets picked on a lot
Tall kid) hey look over There the freaks are playing together
pinky) LOL
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blonde kid) Oh just leave them alone I know that look in your eye
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Tall kid) whatever; if you don't like what I say you should go hang out with some other friend's; right you don't have any
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Hey Sharkboy and Lavagirl what are you two freaks building
Kisame) Stop calling me Sharkboy it's not even a good comeback
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lavagirl) And I'm a boy
Tall kid) And I never thought you guys become friends
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lavagirl) No I'm not his friend he's a giant freaky weirdo
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Tall kid) Aw poor Sharky looks like he has no friends
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Kisame) Look I don't care; I don't need any friends what i do need is for you guys to go away. It be nice if you guys just leave me alone stop treating me like I'm different
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Tall kid) Am I going to make the baby cry; it's not my fault that you look like that you know what I bet your parents took one look at your hideous face and just fell over and died probably from a heart attack is that why they're gone now?
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pinky) Lol
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blonde kid) Luca you're going too far
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Luca) Look like I said if you don't like what I say go hang out wit..
Luca) Oh so you're going to try to fight me now
Kisame) I'm not going to fight I'm going to kill you !!!
blonde kid) No stop both of you
blonde kid) Sto!!!!!
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Kisame) Damn it take it back
The crowd) gasp
Luca) See you are a monster he wasn't even trying to hit you.
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Kisame) No don't you even try to act like this is my fault if you guys didn't come here and bother me all the time that wouldn't have happened
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lavagirl) dang you don't have to yell at her
Kisame) Don't you even; coming over here talking about you're lonely and you want someone to hang out with, you may have the same problem as me but you're nothing like me!!
Kisame) you know what you're not going to keep on treating me this way I'm going to be fucking with you now.
Luca) Whatever I'm going to tell my parents about this
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Kisame) Go ahead tell them that's not going to stop anything
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But what Kisame didn't realize that he wouldn't really have a chance to do any of that Luca parent's kind of control a lot of stuff that happened there and Kisame got in lot of trouble
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Now in the small city of Takigakure
the thing that most people don't know about this place is that; yeah it's a small City but it has some of the richest people coming through it's kind like a place for you to pass to get to other places
Now we have kakuzu
He is a thief, pickpocket. he kind of hangs out with a gang of kids that work for some criminals and they pull Heists
now kakuzu really really likes money almost an like a obsession with money but it's not really like he needs it; he comes from a pretty well-off family I think he's just greedy
kakuzu) Hey so did you get the blueprints
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kid) Yes I got them and you're going to like this house they got alootttt money
kakuzu) Nice- damn! they put those freaking green spots on the blueprints again like where kids
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kid) Kakuzu we are kids
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kakuzu) You may be a kid but I'm professional Criminal.
{Alrighty anybody home}
{Well I guess I'll just let myself in}
{Who would hide their money in stupid please like a book cast}
Hoo {you just stay asleep sir}
{Oh they were right there is a lot of money here}
{Thanks for the cash man}
Rich lady) What was that noise
Rich lady) yes I think there's someone in my house can you please get here as soon as you can
Police officer) Alright ma'am so you called about a break-in
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Rich lady) I think someone unlock my door it was left open
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Police officer) Okay ma'am don't worry I'll have the other officers check around your house
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Rich lady) Oh thank you I really hope it's no-one dange..
Police officer) Ma'am is that your son over there apparently that's what he told one of the officers
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Rich lady) No sir I don't have any kids that's not my son
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Police officer) Don't worry about this I'll take care of it there's been to report about a group of kids stealing things lately
Police officer) Kid what are you doing in here this is not your home
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kakuzu) Wait so look I have to do this my family is really poor and my mom is pregnant my dad left us. And He was in debt and now they're trying to blame it on us so I have to make money somehow *Puppy dog eyes*
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Rich lady) Oh poor thing
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kakuzu) {people are so gullible sometimes}
Police officer) No ma'am he's lying; look kid crocodile tears don't work on me I know what you and your little gang do don't even think you can trick me
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kakuzu) {Dammit}
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And then he went to holding, And after that to court and I mean it's not like he didn't come to the house to steal their money so his next thing was a jail sentence same as Kisame ;you see as soon as luca told her parents about what happened her dad's went straight to having him jailed
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And here we have Sasori and his grandmother chiyo
chiyo is a pretty feisty lady that likes to joke around a lot; the only problem is not everyone thinks her jokes are funny.
Now Sasori on the other hand doesn't think any jokes are funny and is a rather quiet kid; doesn't care much to communicate with a lot of other kids he would rather talk to adults he's very creative and enjoys art a lot and he lives with his grandmother because his parents died when they were fighting in the war
Sasori in chiyo's relationships a little iffy she loves sasori but she's a little hard on him and; he's the kind of kid that you can't really tell him what to do; he also sees himself as an adult; If he respects you then he will treat you as a equal
and that person right there is the third kazekage he thought it would be a good idea to make sauna stronger by studying the jinchuuriki so sauna could have one of its own
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