#kaka felota

[immobiliter]

@galaxye sent a meme: i’m trying to start a new life . from saba @ drummer

       A new union meant new faces on Medina Station, new allies and captains and factions vying to make their voices heard above the parapet, trying to ingratiate themselves with the Belter pirate who was now in charge of operations here. It was difficult to judge all of them, determining whether they were purely in this for their own gain, or whether they truly wanted to make a difference to beltalowda across the system. Camina could see through kaka felota well enough or the most part, but she was still growing accustomed to the political nuances of managing an entire institution. Playing nice was not in her nature, but she had to concede that some compromises were necessary on certain individuals to ensure that Belters remained a united front.

       Saba was not one of them, though. He seemed upfront and honest, and Camina liked that.

       “ I'm na here to judge which side of the conflict you were on. ” She had not asked about his past before he'd arrived on Medina Station; it truly did not matter to her whether he had fought on Marco's behalf or not. The UNN and MCRN might have balked at the idea of having ex-OPA members in the Union, but they were among some of the most respected figures in the Belt. They were going to have to deal with it. “ Is a new start for beltalowda, and I want Belters from all sides of the argument at the table. ” Her steely gaze remained fixed on him appraisingly. “ I want our voice loud, and I want our voice angry. Is the only way we will get the inyas to continue to take us seriously even after the novelty wear off. ”

[immobiliter]

       She had indeed chosen somewhere public on purpose; the void of space was large, and it was all too easy to end up isolated and alone should something go wrong — particularly a woman with a temper like her own. Here, surrounded by the chaotic dismissiveness of a station that could only belong out here in Terminus, nobody so much as arched a brow at a pistol being drawn out in public. They'd notice a scrap or a blow, though, almost certainly, and would only turn it into much more of a public spectacle that she was certain Lucas North could not afford. Not with the bounty on his head.

       Or, at least, that was what Klaes Ashford had reasoned before they'd docked and stepped foot on this station. He was the more reasonable of the two of them, after all.

       “ That what they all say. ” Camina didn't crack that easily, and so the aim of her pistol didn't waver. But she was certainly intrigued by the kaka felota ( bullshit ) that he thought he had to sell. It was no secret that she and the Illusive Man frequently did not see eye to eye, and she preferred where possible operate independently. “ Usually right before they start to beg. ”

“And here I’ve been worried he’d forgotten all about me.” There’s a huff of breath akin to a laugh, falling from lips that all but twist themselves into a sardonic smile as Lucas leans against the wall at his back, gaze flickering from the woman and her weapon to their surroundings as if searching for any lingering passerby. It’s as if he’s suddenly gone invisible - everyone passing by with their heads down or eyes staring blankly as if they can all but see right through him … no one has time for a man at the end of an angry looking pistol. There’s the bloody Terminus Systems for you. “Or what? You’ll help me get all pretty before my big date with destiny? Doubt it.” He takes a chance, steps closer, ocean blues never straying from where that weapon stares so pointedly in his direction.

“ Use your head. I know something. Something big enough for whatever bounty it is you’re after. You’re not really the type to just blindly turn in a fortune in return for a more than likely far smaller one, are you?” He waits - one beat. two. - before arching a brow and trailing blue eyes over her features with an expression of disinterest, perhaps even boredom. “You’re smart, or else you would’ve picked somewhere more solitary, somewhere I wouldn’t have had to worry about drawing more attention… Think about it. Ke?”

[pensatingbik]

Yáterash, náterash, & sepíng: the Belter vocabulary of gravity

(NOTE: Words in lang belta (Belter) are pronounced with stress on the penultimate syllable. An accent on a vowel indicates that stress falls on that syllable in a particular word.)

Oye, kopeng!

One of the characteristic experiences of da livit da belta (Belter life) is birth and childhood in low- and zero-G. It affects Belter physiology, to the point that they can’t stand up or breathe properly at Earth’s gravity (1G). They require steroids and growth hormones to develop properly, even by Belter standards. It’s made clear that the more prejudiced among inner planet folk believe that “Belters aren’t even human anymore.” This is why one of the Belter slogans is Milowda na anyimal!, “We are not animals”. (Note: Belter does not add an -s to indicate plural; it’s implied by context, in this case milowda, “we, us”. Mi na anyimal is “I am not an animal”.)

Inner planet folk talk about “gravity” because it is a constant force all their lives. Most Earthers never get even as far as Luna, so zero-G is a purely theoretical concept for them. The culture’s largely unchanging experience of gravity is reflected in that there is one word for it.

In the Belt, gravity comes with an on/off switch as well as a volume knob. Shipboard experience of gravity varies from floating in zero-G to G forces strong enough to kill the crew, depending on how hard the drive is burning. Different space stations will have different gravities depending on how big they are and how fast they are spinning. None will be at a full G.

The multiple words Belters use to describe their cultural experience of gravity reflects this lived reality.

One way to mimic gravity is through rotation; on a rotating space station “down” is the direction of the centripetal force. The word for this kind of gravity is sepíng, “spin".

One artifact of spin gravity is the Coriolis effect. Close to the core, the station is spinning so quickly in such a tight arc that if you drop something, although it’s pulled in straight line towards the floor, by the time it hits the floor the floor (and the room above it) has moved; rather than fall straight down, it will look like it’s falling in a spiraling curve. The further away from the core, the longer the arc of travel, and the less Coriolis one experiences.

Watch Miller pour liquids. In the governor’s office, he pours water into a glass and it falls in a straight line. That means they’re pretty close to the outside skin of Ceres, because there is no visible distortion to the water stream. When Miller is going through Julie’s dating profile to find the data-broker, he pours a brown spirit off to the side of the cup, and it pours in an arced stream, implying that he’s someplace towards the core where the Coriolis is much stronger.

Similarly, when he’s interviewing Gia the prostitute after her client gets murdered, he shares a glass of something, probably with the excuse of helping her calm her nerves. We don’t see Gia drink, but when it cuts back to Miller, rather than “raise a glass” in a toast, he swings the cup in front of him in a flat circle before taking a sip. The Rosse Buurt district is coreward, and maybe that’s a Belter way of toasting the other person while close to the core without flinging the drink out of the glass.

Another example of sepíng is when Naomi is guiding everyone through the Eros service tunnels. At one point, she drops a pinch of dust in front of her and looks at how it corkscrews to the floor. That gives her an orientation and lets her know what direction she wants to go. (GIF via @CarlBrwn)

The other way Humanity mimics gravity in space is linear acceleration. The Epstein drive is hyper efficient, doesn’t require the ejection of reaction mass, and can accelerate a ship far faster than a human could ever tolerate, drugs or no. Epstein drive ships in The Expanse are built like a skyscraper, floors stacked on top of each others, with the engine in the basement. As long as the ship is actively accelerating nose first or decelerating engines first, the crew experience gravity.

A point-to-point trip would involve accelerating to half-way, cutting the drive, “flipping” the ship using “teakettle” thrusters (water-ejecting maneuvering thrusters). Once the ship is repositioned and flying engines-first, one fires up the drive again and decelerates towards the final destination.

The nouns for the on/off state of ship-based gravity in Belter experience are yáterash (“under thrust”) [literally “yes thrust”] and náterash (“thrusters are off”) [literally “no thrust”].

The belter word for “to jump” is du push. Because in zero-G, that’s essentially what a jump is. And if you think it through, belters probably think of jumping with their hands. Jump in terms of a leap is salta.

Kaka felota means “floating shit”. It’s what happens when the toilet backs up during náterash, and is also used where an Earther might say “bullshit”, and probably how they express general displeasure. We don’t know if Nick has given us the straight up verb “to float” (or if he has, we haven’t captured it in the tékidoc yet), but it’ll probably end up being similar to felota.

No doubt there are other gravity-related words regarding navigation. Owbit is the Belter word for “orbit”. We know “slingshot club” is an extreme sport among Belters, but we don’t have the Belter for it yet. So keep your eyes peeled for more physics vocab. As always, Nick Farmer is the final arbiter of all things lang belta. Follow his twitter if you haven’t already.

Du féri da Belte!

Da Pirata & Da Lexica

EDIT 3/11/2018:

Nick Farmer wrote a Belter poem, which contains the line:

Imim mebi du mi unte du to fong materi, / Amash bera tenye terásh xiya ere da nax

”You and I may have been made from matter, / But we only have thrust here in the night”

In the twitter-thread, Nick elaborates:

[Térash] literally means thrust, poetically can be broader, like power. The way to think about that couplet is that we are made of matter, matter, has mass, mass has gravitational force, but in the Belt, gravity as we think of it is insignificant. And you can think of gravity as drawing things together... like how people want to be together.

But in the Belt, we don’t have that. Only thrust, which is artificial. But at the same time it’s something that WE produce actively, not passively. So, to be together, as we were meant to be as material beings, we have to do work when surrounded by this vast emptiness.

[necrofuturism]

HOLDEN U DINGUS DON’T ATTEMPT TO GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT NAOMI SHE KNOWS WHERE UR GOING PROBABLY

AND NOW THE SCIENCE DUDE IS MISSING

AND ANDERSON HAS HIM AND HE’S BEING LEAD AWAY IN A HANDS ON HEAD POSITION. BY DIOGO.

ANDERSON YOU FUCKING KAKA FELOTA

[necrofuturism]

AAAAAAAAA DIOGO IS BACK ON TYCHO STATION AND HE’S GOT A GIANT MURAL OF MILLER AND HE’S RALLYING BELTERS ALL AROUND HIM!!!

U GO DIOGO. CRUSH ‘EM KAKA FELOTA TO DUST.

[tafkarfanfic]

OMG yes. The first three episodes of the series are not as good as they could be, which may be why you heard it wasn't good. Then they changed showrunners and the quality goes through the roof. I have someone I've been introducing to it on lockdown – @thebyrchentwigges , can you give some feedback on your thoughts?

Let me brief you on some of our characters:

Scary Earth Mom:

Mr. Self-sacrifice, aka "I don't find trouble, it just follows me around":

Will save everyone if she has to fix everything, or break everything, to do it:

Martian Space Dad:

Noble Space Knight (aka Martian Brienne of Tarth in Space):

Murdersnuggles – "the secret to life is outsourcing your moral compass to the right people":

Has had it up to here with your kaka felota:

Exhausted space detective who wasn't even supposed to be here:

The reason it switched to Amazon was not because it wasn't getting good ratings. SyFy had only negotiated for the "linear rights," which meant they didn't get most of the revenue from international and streaming distribution. Essentially, they negotiated a 1990s revenue model for themselves in 2016. Financially, they couldn't afford to keep going with it. Amazon has huge amounts of money plus it's Jeff Bezos's favorite show, so it won't get canceled anytime soon.

Anybody watch The Expanse?

I need some new TV to fill the hours and I’m considering starting, but I have this vague recollection of people saying it’s not very good.  Unfortunately I can’t recall who said that, or what they didn’t like about, and the Wikipedia page says it gets progressively better and better reviews (Including near-perfect scores for the last two seasons).

So…..yay or nay?